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Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, definitely been, you know, blessed for

sure, you know. Works good, life's good, new wife, you know, happy life. Yeah,

tell me about that.

Yeah, man, my wife's everything I ever wanted, you know.

I do have a stepdaughter. She should be coming home soon.

Yeah, you know, for the last year and a half, you know, getting to know her.

Now she's here. She's at the house, you know.

So you're like a dad now?

I mean...

Technically a stepdad, but nah, not really. Just like a buddy, you know?

Maybe somebody she comes to for a little advice now and then. She's a joy to have

around. That's cool, man. That's the kind of relationship you would want to

have.

Awesome, man. Good, man. Happy for you, brother. Thank you. Thank you.

That's cool, man. So how long have you guys been together?

About a year and a half.

I've only known them both for a year and a half. Wow.

Yeah, just everything happens so fast.

I don't know, man. I guess when you know, you know, right?

Yeah, that's very true. So how old is your little stepmother?

24. 24? Yeah.

That's a good age.

Yeah, college.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right. Yeah, she's home now. She's actually staying here. She should

be home from college any time.

Cool. Look forward to meeting her. Yeah, yeah. You'll like her. She's nice. Nice

girl.

I'm so happy for you, brother. Thank you, brother. I really am. Yeah, it's

been really good, man.

So what about you? Still banging all the hoes? What you doing, man?

Well, you know, you know what they say, you know, once you have sex with one

girl, you just want to have sex with all the rest of them. I remember the good

old days. Oh, the good old days.

Smash and pass, bro. Yes, sir.

How many girls have you passed back and forth?

God. Wow.

Yeah, man.

You remember that one blonde chick with the really pretty blue eyes?

Which one? Ah, man, you know, the one.

The one. The one? Yeah, I mean, we spent all night, bro.

Oh, yeah, smashing past. Oh, hey, how you doing? Hey, how are you? This is

Peter. Peter, this is Lily. This is a good friend from college.

Pleasure to meet you. Hi, beautiful. Good to see you.

So how was your day?

It was good.

Pretty boring, regular college stuff, you know.

Yeah, what are you guys doing? Just reminiscing about those good old college

days college stuff, you know? Oh you guys? Yeah Oh, yeah Wow That must have

been a while ago, right?

Yeah, it was a while ago I didn't make it that long Did you

guys, like, you know, fuck a lot of girls in Colorado?

We had our share

I'll say that.

Don't lie.

Remember, we're pretty popular. Come on. Yeah, right?

Yeah, we definitely brought a few back to the dorm room.

Oh,

those are some good memories.

Good memories.

That's what you're supposed to do in college.

Sharing is caring. Yeah.

Good old smash and pass.

Yes, sir.

Smash and pass, huh? Those were the days. You guys sound freaky.

Well, I mean, we had our moments.

What college kid isn't? What college kid isn't freaky?

That's a good question.

So what are you guys doing?

Just kind of right out here, catching up, getting a little bit of sun.

Yeah, it's pretty sunny.

Yeah, it is. It's a beautiful day today.

Are you guys not hot?

No, not too bad.

Doing well.

Yeah.

So, what about sunscreen?

You know that's really important, Joey.

I didn't think about that. It's not that big of a deal. Come on. I always tell

you.

Sun cancer.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if you wear it, but he doesn't. I always have to remind him.

I try to. Yeah.

She's a good stepdaughter. She always looks out for me. I see that. That's

good.

So...

Do you want me to put on sunscreen for you guys?

I mean... I mean, she's not going to say no. She's not going to say no. Take no

for an answer. If you have some handy, sure.

Well, I mean... I think we have some by the pool.

Hold on.

Yo, bro.

You have a really cool stepdaughter.

Yeah, she is pretty awesome. Yeah, I like her. She's awesome.

Okay, I got the oil.

Well, thank you.

Okay, so you guys need sunscreen, but it's super, super gross.

So, I mean, who are we doing first?

I mean, shouldn't we take care of our guests first?

I guess, right? Sure.

We can take care of the guests, right? Yeah, definitely.

Okay.

Well, I don't want to mess up your shirt, so... Can I take my shirt off?

Yeah, can you? Sure, sure.

See, it's been really great having them around.

Okay.

Yeah,

this is very important. You really need to protect your skin.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

It's good looking out. You're so welcome.

We're really big on...

I see.

I see. That's great.

She catches me all the time without it.

Well... It's his worst habit.

At least she's looking out for you.

Yeah. That's good.

Such a beautiful day.

Yeah.

Hey, Joey, go ahead and take your shirt off. I'm almost done with him.

All right.

I think you're pretty much evened out.

And now you're protected.

Well, thank you. You're welcome.

All right.

You've got to put this on your chest. You always forget.

You always take good care of me.

You know I will.

Take care of you

That

is

really good

I feel like you need a lot more. Yeah?

Yeah. I mean... Mom would just be so mad if I didn't do this.

Just gotta... Wow.

Your body's looking nice. Have you been working out?

Oh, you know I always work out.

I know.

Wow.

You must have been going a lot lately.

Mm-hmm.

You guys are, uh...

It's pretty close, huh?

Oh, yeah, I told you she's great. Yeah, I could see that. I love him. He's the

best.

You might want to catch a little bit of that over here, too.

Get done with Joey.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

I got you. I wouldn't want to get burned.

Yeah, yeah, getting burned is really not fun.

i guess uh being married does have some benefits you know especially when you

have such an awesome stepdaughter yeah i know she's amazing her mom's amazing and

life's amazing and i'm happy for you brother thank you thank you for sure

Joey, are you getting hard again?

Hard? Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean... I'm sorry.

You know how you do that to me. I know. It was my fault. I shouldn't have sat on

you. I mean, that's what always happens.

I didn't know it was going to happen again.

I mean, you're so hot.

I didn't expect...

All right. Well, I mean, I mean, I can't leave you like that. I feel bad. Like,

maybe I should just milk you.

I mean, I feel so bad.

Did she say what I think she said? I mean.

Yeah. I mean, I just really don't want to leave you like that.

Football is a really serious thing.

I agree completely.

I know. So, like.

I have to do it.

How about it?

Okay, well, um, I'm gonna go get some pillows.

Okay? Okay.

She really cares. Dude, really? Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. For the whole last year and a half.

Damn.

Maybe I should think about this mirror stuff. Okay, got the pillow.

Oh, nice.

Okay. Ready?

Yeah. Alright.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah, see, we gotta milk this thing out.

Perfect.

Oh, you're so fucking good at that.

Thank you. You know I try my best. We really gotta get this out of there.

I bet there's a lot in there, too.

Wow, you have the setup, don't you? I do, I do. Just, you know, living my best

life right here.

How's that feeling?

Amazing.

So glad.

I love how soft your hands are.

You know, we moisturize a lot.

I can't believe this.

Wow,

dude. I mean, she has such an incredible ass. And, you know, I mean, somebody

once told me that blue balls is very serious. Right. So I was thinking maybe,

you know, I could, you know, because it might have gotten

hard, too.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry. That's rude of me.

Do you mind helping him?

Helping you? Oh, do you have, you have blue balls too?

Oh yeah, we don't want that.

No, yeah, we don't want that. That's really serious.

Yeah, no problem. Okay, just, yeah.

Take it out.

Here.

Don't worry, I have two hands.

Perfect.

Yeah, this is really going to milk it out of you guys.

No blue balls over here.

She is amazing, isn't she?

That she is.

How's it feeling guys?

Oh yeah, that's great.

Hey, uh, so, Dad, what are we having for dinner?

Oh, fuck, I really didn't think about it.

Hey, Peter, you staying for dinner?

Uh, how can I leave?

Yeah, of course I am. Yeah, that's always nice.

Yeah, I mean, I could throw a few hamburgers and some weenies on the grill

if you guys want.

Mmm. I'm down for that. All right. Weenies on the grill, I love that. All

right.

Here, let me get you a little bit more moisturized.

There you

go.

It got me so hard.

Aren't her hands amazing?

Oh yeah.

Sure.

I love to help you guys out.

I'm really excited for dinner, too.

You

know,

I was thinking, Joey, don't I usually have to kind of like...

I mean, I don't know. I'm just getting kind of concerned because you guys

aren't coming.

And I don't want to leave you with blue walls. And I know I usually kind of have

to soak your dick, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, so do you want me to do that?

Well, what do you think, Peter?

Uh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah?

Okay. Yeah, I think that's the best.

Sounds good to me.

Perfect. Now you guys will definitely know if you should go.

Thank you.

oh yeah

It's like the good old days, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

Wow. Never thought we'd be here again.

That's so good.

I'm really trying my best to help you guys out.

You know what guys?

It looks like you guys are going to have to fuck me.

Okay.

Okay, let's go. Yeah.

Okay, let's go to my room. All right, let's go. Okay. Well, I guess we're in

the room now.

Thank you for taking care of these.

I'm so happy that I could help.

We should get you out of these.

There you go.

It is so big.

How's that pussy, Peter?

Oh my god.

She's amazing, isn't she? Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Quite the step-brother here.

She is the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

I mean,

do you guys do this all the time?

Whenever mom's away

Oh!

He's like the best fucking person.

Oh,

yeah,

that's it.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Take that cut, girl.

Well, yeah

that this unit here.

Fuck yes.

Just like college, bro. Oh, fuck yeah, brother. Fuck yeah.

What? Yeah.

college day smash and pass bro smash and pass let's go

That's so good

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you got the best little fucking...

It's so good.

Damn.

Damn.

This is so good. I love it.

It's so good.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, can you let me come?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, come on my face.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, come on my face.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, come on my face. Uh-huh.

Yeah, come here. Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Well,

I'm so glad that I could help you guys out.

Yeah, we're so glad. You sure the hell know those talks.

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