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Now the girls were cute and silly as fights and as rams.

If he hadn't been so dizzy with his own ecstasy, he'd have learned them gals

that good humanity.

Cows and chickens with the bulls and cops learning how to make a good time

today. Cause there's more than hugs and kisses to rolling in the hay.

Lots of fun for all in one yard fantasy.

Look at that old gal.

There was Fred the hired hand who lusted for them girls, wanting the

panties of all three.

But before our story's over, he'll have himself fulfilled as he lived through

all his barnyard fantasy.

Not now, Shep.

Not in the middle of the day.

Shit, woman, when I get horny, I want what's mine. Now, we're going to fuck.

You won't go?

You never want to fuck when I do.

Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget them pies. I'm putting the meat in the

oven as soon as I spread your legs.

That's better. Older, wider, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, now, stop it.

Stop it, Chet.

Oh, how can I resist you? That thing is so big and juicy.

Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty. Just take this tool and put it where it

belongs. Hot damn, I'm hot and ready for it.

Slow down now. Take it slow.

Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how well you grease the pan.

Grease? Hell, a little spit and patience is all it takes. Now, here we go.

Oh,

my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh,

my. Oh, my. Oh,

my.

Oh,

my. Oh,

my.

Oh, my.

Oh,

my. Oh,

yeah.

Uh-huh.

You're a wicked man.

I guess that's why I love you so much. Oh, give me some more, Puntang. I need

it one more time.

Shep, it's enough.

It ain't never enough.

I got one more shot in me.

Yes, yes.

Oh, I can't take it. I just...

Oh,

my.

Oh,

my.

Shit.

Don't mean nothing. I've watched them fuck plenty of times.

Get out of here, Fred Turner.

Don't know how to do nothing.

Always the same way. Him on top.

Come on. Don't spoil everything.

You can't learn nothing from them.

I suppose you could teach us a thing or two.

Oh, now you've done it. You went and spoiled everything.

Not quite.

Hey, you go, Stuart.

We're going to have a tea bar.

Okay,

wise guy.

It's your turn.

Hey, you go, Stuart. We're going to have a tea bar.

Those crazy kids.

I think they caught Fred peeking in at the window. Oh, no. Oh, relax.

They're so innocent, they wouldn't know what's going on.

Fred, go down here, Fred.

What is it?

Oh, little Fred.

What are you doing?

Hey,

you've gone crazy.

What the hell?

What is it?

Crazy girl.

What's going on? What's going on?

Where'd they all go? Sit down here, Freddie, lady. You wait and see.

Yeah, I can see them. Come on.

Let's see if something's smelt for him.

Insanity, I haven't taken a bath.

Here, Freddie.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Really. You just play that play.

Well, Bill. Get out of here, Freddie. You wait and see.

Bill, come on now.

Thank you.

Oh, Fred.

Oh.

Oh, Fred.

You fucker.

You say. Wait.

Oh.

He can eat the out, sis. That's what he's good at.

That's right, Freddy. You eat this pussy, honey. Maybe the last one you're

gonna get.

Ooh, his tongue must be bigger than his peckles.

That's right, honey.

Ride him, Bessie. Ride him.

I don't know for sure, but there was something going on down there.

As long as you don't like me.

You know, I hate to keep it black, you know.

Oh, that's nice, Betty.

I didn't know you could do that.

Oh.

Get him, Beth. Get him. That's it. Come on. Get him, Beth.

Oh.

Oh. That's it. Come on. That's it.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes, Betty.

Yes, Betty.

Uh-huh.

I'm coming.

Oh.

You're complaining about it. You've wanted to get in our pants ever since

you got here. This is just a warning. If you ever try to tell Pa you've seen us

washing them, you're just a dreamer, Faye, but you better just keep on

dreaming, honey, because you ate this pussy, but you're never going to fuck

it. And you fucked this pussy, but you ain't never going to eat it.

And we fucked your cock, and next time we're going to bite it off. Oh.

Oh, that hurts.

That hurts.

Oh.

Let's stop.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, bring that thing over here, sweetheart.

Oh,

you get me so hot, sweetie.

Some more. I want some more.

There you go, Granny. You tipped me, you bitches.

I swear I'll get even. I swear I'll get even.

I gave the car, that's how.

Hey, you hear something?

Yeah. They're coming after us, I tell you. They're coming. Hey, shut up.

Them girls' voices.

Bastards. Yeah.

Coming from over there.

Let's go.

We find a house. Maybe we find a car. We found a pussy. That's what I need.

Candy ass.

We gotta get far away from here.

Let's do it.

Now, Shep, that's enough.

Ain't never enough.

I got one more shot in me and then a piece of pie and back to work.

Goddamn pie's probably turned black anyhow.

No, it ain't. I set off the oven before we started.

You're a wicked man.

I guess that's why I love you so much. Oh, give me some more poontang. I need

it one more time.

It's a real hot moment.

Let me get some of that. Okay, okay.

Ready, Butch?

Go.

Hey, what the fuck is going on?

What the fuck do you guys think you're doing?

Who are you guys? What's happening?

God damn it.

Take it, lady. No. It's clean. No.

Besides, I need to shoot my load fast.

No.

Ease off and no one gets hurt.

Jeff, oh my God, help me! Shut up, baby. I found this gun out there. Don't make

me use it.

Take it. No!

The girls are still there. Hey, now you're talking.

Nope. Nope.

Them girls are your daughters.

No. No, we ain't got no kids. Don't lie to me, old man.

No, no.

I told you everything will go all right with everyone.

Walk with it.

Don't you need some for yourself?

Yeah, I guess so. I'm a little bit dry.

You son of a bitch. Don't make us hurt you real bad, old man.

Dad.

Get him out on the lawn.

Get him out.

Get the old folks out here.

Just have a little fun, Jedgar. Just have a little fun.

Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets hurt. All right? We're going to have a

little fun.

We're going to take you sweeties for a little ride across the state line.

And that's all of us to it. Whatever he says. They just escaped from the state

farm. Convicts? That ain't a nice word.

Chess. Call us underprivileged. Yeah, we didn't have a happy childhood like you

kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to play no games. So now we're making up

for it now.

Oh, I'm scared.

Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're going to play nice, like you did down at

that pond.

What are you talking about, Beth?

Nothing, Mom.

Honest. It was nude swimming. You know,

skinny dipping.

Hey, yeah. Can I dip into some of that skin?

No, you can't! Never say no to a desperado. We're just going to play a

few games. Well, let's play Simon Says.

Hot damn!

You wanted to play the game so much.

Why don't you go ahead and be the leader?

Yeah, yeah.

Simon Says, all you guys, take off your pants.

And then Simon Says, all you girls...

Get on your knees. Yeah. Come on, you girls. Get on your knees and suck our

cock. Yeah, suck our cock.

You heard me. Suck that cock.

They can't.

You didn't say Simon says.

Yeah, Simon says suck all our cock. Or else Simon's going to tell Butch Day to

blow your brains out.

Get on it, girl.

Simon says, take off your clothes and spread your legs for action.

Ha!

Throw your hands beneath.

Now, Simon says, on your hands and knees, bark like the dogs you are.

Bark!

Bark!

Bark! Bark!

Now, Simon says, on your hands and knees, and we'll fuck them up to shit.

That's it.

You sons of bitches. Get up. Take it easy, buddy. See, that's the guy they

pissed on.

I'm ready to go.

Get away from me, you cunts.

Get over there with your parents.

And you guys stay right where you are.

Fred, we better call the sheriff right away.

I told you I'd get even.

Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets away with it.

Fred, what in God's name are you doing?

Shut up.

rope and we'll time out. Now, just give me the gun.

You want to play games? Well, now I hold all the trump.

Don't. Don't move any of you.

That includes you too, chef.

I've hated you all so long. This is gonna be a pleasure.

Chef, I want you to fuck Martha.

Excuse me. Simon says you gotta fuck Martha.

She spends half the time watching you fucking the old lady. She wants Jeff to

know what it feels like.

This is funny only to me!

Does anybody else doubt that I mean business?

That guy's cuckoo. Kate, get over here.

Simon says you can suck my cock.

And it better be good.

Cut this!

You bastard!

Now don't try to fake it, chef. You better get your rocks off.

And you keep that until you shoot.

Pull it out so I can see that you can keep your load with your baby girl.

Because if you don't, I'm going to blow your brains out.

And Kate's too, if she don't make me cum.

You're a lousy cocksucker, Kate.

But I'll forgive you.

Beth, get over here and lick the cum off your mother's face.

No. No.

It's not Simon says anymore.

It's Fred says.

That's it.

Eat your mommy's pussy.

That's a good girl. All right, that's a good girl.

Your mommy loves that.

I can believe that.

That's it. Keep sucking on her titties.

Keep going.

You too. Come on, I want to see some action.

Let's go, girl.

All right, Martha.

Climb up and sit on your mother's face.

Come on, let's move.

Do it. Man.

I don't want to hear no bawling.

Just do what I say.

Come on.

That's it. Now, you'd out your daughter.

That's a good one.

Good, Mommy, you are.

And you have your pretty, pretty, pretty little daughter.

All stuck in and stealing your tits.

Doesn't that feel good, Mama?

Hmm?

That's a good one.

Good girl.

That's the way to do it.

Keep it up.

That's it.

Get that tongue in there, Mama.

Good girl.

That's the way.

You keep sucking your mama's cunt too, bitch.

I'm watching you.

That's it.

All right.

Way to go.

You guys can get in on this. Empty your bladders on these bitches.

You're calling the shop, friend.

I had to take a leak anyway.

Ha ha ha

You ate his pussy, but you're never going to fuck it. You fucked his pussy,

but you ain't never going to eat it. We set you a card, but next time we're

going to bite it off.

Oh, he's all covered with pee-pee.

Well, why don't we just clean him up a little bit, honey?

Rick and... You pippies. You bitches.

I'll get even.

I swear I'll get even.