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I'm back bitches!

There it goes.

There you are!

What, you're not gonna give your big sister a hug?

So Twerp, where's mom and dad?

They're not here this weekend. They're at the lake house.

So it'll be just you and me this weekend.

Just like the good old days.

Well, this will be fun.

See you around.

Mom, she won't leave me alone.

Every single time she comes home, she's bullying me left and right.

I know, Mom, she's back at it again. I don't know what to do. I've talked to

her before, and I don't know. I already have problems talking to girls, and

she's supposed to be the one that's nice to me.

I've tried talking to her. She doesn't care.

All right, I guess I'll just try and avoid her until you guys get home.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Yeah, bye.

What is your problem?

Okay, okay, okay.

Listen, this is the last time that I'm going to prank you, Lucas. I promise my

days of bullying are over.

Okay, how do I know to believe you?

Well, I've noticed some things that I think I might have

had a hand in in your life.

to call you out but you never had a girlfriend or didn't really have the

house a lot and there's a collection of cum socks anyways I

didn't realize how much my teasing and bullying over the

years has would have had such a impact on your life so

I wanted to tell you that

That is over, and I'm going to do what I can to make it up to you.

Okay, how?

Well, um, here, why don't you just take a seat?

Okay.

As your big sister, I'm going to show you how to be...

Real man of this family, okay?

Okay. Now, acknowledge how tormenting may have hindered you.

So, I'm going to teach you what to do when you go to your first real

party, because you're going to go to college soon, and let's face it, things

are going to happen.

So, I'm going to prepare you. And don't worry, it's not a prank.

Okay, so what you're going to want to do first, get nice and comfortable on the

bench. Yeah, that's it. Okay.

Now, when you're at a party, people are going to be getting a little

drunk, especially girls. And when girls get drunk, they get slutty.

That's just how it is. So I'm going to prepare you for what happens when a

slutty girl comes at you when you're sitting down at a party. Okay?

Okay. Okay, so.

Girls love to put their asses in guys' laps. That's what they do when they're

feeling drunk and slutty. So, don't get scared, okay?

It's okay. Just relax into it.

She'll start rubbing her ass all over your cock.

And rule number one is make sure your dick gets

hard.

I think so too, but you're going to want to keep it hard.

Okay?

Yeah, you're doing a great job.

It feels really good. Yeah?

That feels really good.

Good.

Oh,

no. Okay.

Collect yourself because rule number two, don't come too fast.

Okay?

Yes,

you're going to want to do that.

Otherwise, you're going to think that you're weird. So get your hands and put

them on our hips. Okay?

Unless she's like super skinny. She's gonna have a little meat so you can just

grab onto her and Move her on your dick. Yeah, there you go.

You're doing great Good okay, that's a

good sign

Nice

firm grip on her that lets her know that you're into it

Okay, now, if the girl's really slutty, which, I mean, sororities, you're going

to find really slutty girls.

She's going to get a little bit more naked.

Um, where is your underwear?

Lucas, real sluts don't wear underwear.

Okay.

How that feels?

Yeah.

Now,

at a certain point, she's going to want to take it to the next level.

She might want to do it in front of everyone, but she'll probably want to

take it to the bedroom.

Take what to the bedroom?

Your penis, Lucas.

She's going to want to fuck you.

Okay? Alright, so I'm going to show you what you're going to do when that

happens. Okay?

She's going to get on her knees.

She's going to start unbuttoning her pants.

I'm going to slip her down.

And this is when being hard is crucial.

Okay? Because no girl wants to pull out of hospital.

Wow, we're working with some great material here

Holy shit. If she really knows what she's doing, she'll get your cough nice

and wet.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

Yeah. Feels really good.

Oh, God, you're really good at that.

That feels a lot better in my hand.

Now, I hope you've been doing a lot of jacking off because you want to last.

Okay? Okay.

Real proud I was gonna try out a deep threat on you. Okay

That's a nice move you want to direct her a little bit, you know take charge

Well, I know it's a whole new

sensation

I like to go a little further, so don't be scared.

Just go with that.

Um, huh, just go with that?

That's new.

Oh my gosh.

Holy shit.

Holy fuck.

a little too much? Yeah.

Okay, that's alright.

You said don't come too fast. Okay, that's good, that's good. Know your

limits. Okay. Alright, maybe we should, um, let's really get to the real stuff.

Okay?

Alright, go.

No, you're gonna need to know what to do after the push-ups.

What, what's that mean?

You gotta fuck.

Oh.

No, you're not always going to have a bed. You're going to be challenged with

areas of the house, okay?

But first things first, you want to eat her out and get her nice and ready.

Okay, yeah, that's good.

You're doing pretty good so far. Wow.

You have to start by teasing her with your tongue.

Oh fuck.

Now you can slide your dick in here, okay?

She started to play with your clothes. I know she really likes it.

Oh my god.

You're gonna come again?

Oh my god, yes, fuck me. Fuck me, fuck me.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh my gosh, you're squeezing really good down there.

Oh my god.

I fucking just signed up. Yes.

Blah, blah.

Great job step bro.

Now don't say your big sister never did anything good for you