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Six. Why is a shaved pubis an object of desire for many men?

And are women who shave turned on by it? Welcome to the cutting edge of sexual

debate.

So you've got to shave your head.

What do you want, head or shoulders?

Shoulders.

How would you do that for?

I don't know, as long as I want to do it for.

So you go, my girl.

Four. One, two, three, four.

Strawberry? One, two.

Is that that?

Mmm.

Do you want some?

I can't laugh.

That's a kiss one. You have to kiss me on the cheeks.

Cheeks or cheek?

Cheek.

Six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Smiley happy people laughing.

What's the one thing that never fails to make you smile?

No, I've got an answer.

I'd say filming you making videos.

Three.

Two, three. I've got a plain heart.

Did you say ask?

Ask.

I thought you said arse. No, arse. You can have an arse if you want.

What do you want? That's the thing.

Grape my boobs.

Grape your boobs.

That's fine.

Is that better for you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well that's a long word.

I am shit hot.

We'll start light to start with and then we'll get more of it

just as we go along.

Item of clothing? Mm-hmm.

Does the watch count?

No. Ha ha,

fooled ya.

Shorts! I have to move my shorts now.

Probably that's all I've got left.

That's it?

Right.

My go, my go? You go.

Three.

Eat. Eat.

Five.

Five.

Oh no. No dear.

That's a shame, isn't it?

Don't annoy Eon underneath me.

Thor.

Then

you've

got to guess what it is.

Nikki Minaj.

I was trying to do Starships as that one. Yeah. And I went off to a different

song. I can't think of the title actually.

No.

Four.

I've lost all the oil now.

Don't dry it out.

It's all good.

It's getting a bit hot under the collar there.

It's got no collar to get hot under.

Excuse me.

Three.

See ya.

Am I good to see any of that yet?

You want to go?

Four. One, two, three, four.

Whatever you want to give to me.

Four. I'll go around.

Actually, it's fine.

I'm going to say, say anything, anything that I want, yeah?

Wow.

What is it?

Take that off.

What?

That's not fair, it's in your pants.

I know.

That was a bit naughty wasn't it?

It was very naughty.

I'm used to not having any clothes on.

Four. Four.

Ooh!

Done to me. Yeah, whatever you want.

Six and fried head. One, two, three, four, five, six. Wait for me.

And that's karma.

That's karma, that is. Yes.

All right, okay.

Don't be shy.

All right.

Kiss.

One, two, three.

Yeah, because it's like...

Here

comes the airplane.

Open wide.

My fingers.

Got to break the seal first so it can come out faster.

Oh, you've got enough oil, hang on.

Don't want to leave the foot out.

Okay.

Am I good? Yeah.

I'm greasy now.

I'm not getting very high numbers.

It's really frustrating.

This one? Yeah.

I'm going to put it in.

Nelly!

It tickled.

It did tickle actually, yeah.

But still tickling.

Why is that pen so tickly?

There's my face in there.

I can't see it. What was that?

It says poo with a smiley face.

My guy.

Yeah.

Six. Six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Keep going.

Okay, I've got them.

My hands are hot and that tickles!

My god, that's tickling.

Cheers!

God, you don't know how to throw it, do you?

So did you to me!

Those tips are sharp.

What's that say?

Do you want to take a picture?

What does it look like?

There you go.

It says... Insert here.

Right, I'm actually playing something. I don't know what this is. Okay.

wow okay

i don't need to land on them i make videos in them

two which one do

you want that one this one the hot one

wow that's a

lot yeah oh at least it'll rub off the message okay

I'm mad.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Running around a mud course.

I don't know where the words come from. I don't know what I put on my legs. You

know what I put on my arm is Wow Girl X.

Yeah, I could do it, couldn't I? And everyone will see it. Yeah.

That lighting looks quite effective with the oil on now.

It does, doesn't it?

Uh-uh.

Back to your stations.

Freeze. So you're getting good numbers, not rubbish.

Oh! Well, whatever you want.

Massage my other leg, please. Your other leg.

The non-shit hot leg.

Right.

Mama Bruce.

you put more oil on than i do yeah

both

legs at the same time simultaneously and the

buttocks well it just happened to land there that's the trouble we see

very hard to resist is it i was just teasing you

a cucumber oh look or similar

girth to your own

That's real tickly.

Jesus.

Like it?

Yeah, I think so. That is so tickly.

I'm almost stuck.

You... go.

I'm still way behind.

Because I keep throwing rubbish numbers.

I know.

Oh dear.

Fine, we'll wait for you mum.

But don't put those on.

Squelch.

Slippy sliding.

I know!

So it was, technically.

So it's your go.

Oh yeah.

Alright, five.

One, two, three. Nine.

Two, three, four, five.

There's another card.

Tickles.

That's your turn.

That weren't very long.

They're nice.

I've got to roll it or just do it to you?

You've got to roll it.

So I've got to get six or less?

Yeah.

There you go.

I've got to tell you where, haven't I? You just use my hand.

Oh, what? Oh.

Because I'm warm.

You just do it with my hand.

It tickles so much.

Don't take control.

It's pretty difficult not to take control.

okay follow the trail

do

you even like chocolate sauce?

no not me oh god that feels weird

there's like more spit than

there is chocolate sauce

That's a little bit sickly.

It got in my eye though.

That's it, uh-uh.

Oh my gosh, why do I keep getting your big ones?

Yay!

You can get your little big one now and pick up one of those.

Can you feel that going all the way down your back?

Yeah.

You've got all fluff stuck to your back.

I know you've got the word poo on your bum.

Yeah. I don't know how it got there.

No, I wonder.

okay chocolate and where would you not go i

didn't not to

worry yeah it's turning into another one

It's funny.

Finish the game, Esther.

I lost the clock.

Who's game? It's your game. It's my play.

Your game.

Five.

One,

two, three, four, five.

A kiss.

Another kiss you want.

Walk in my mouth.

Let me get running.

Yeah. Yeah.

Now where are you going?

Finished the game, mister?

You couldn't before.

You couldn't before? Uh-uh-uh.

You're the one.

Finished?

Can I get in behind?

Okay, what used to have all the... Oh, come on! Let's roll again.

i can't do that one

What a mess you're making there.

How the hell did that get over there? I don't know.

Oh my god.

I'm the one that's supposed to make a mess, not you.

That's simple. So, sit on your lap.

Open my back to you. Yeah.

It's kind of in your lap, isn't it? Yeah.

What was

that?

My go?

Yeah.

We're doing very well, you know.

I know.

We didn't last this long last time. No.

That's a rude word.

Ooh,

that's a lot.

Who uses that much anyway?

Well, you've got to spread it all around.

Wow that is so slimy.

I know.

It's weird isn't it?

Thank you.

It's the lid on that bottle, because you just knocked it over.

Yes, the water.

Yeah. Alright.

Oh my god.

Still shit hot.

Yeah.