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But even you said I was good in the junior play last year, Casey.

Iris, the junior play at George Washington High in Hollywood.

But think of how proud you'll be of me when I'm a movie star.

You're not mean enough to make it in that business, Iris.

I can't think of anything else to do.

You could marry me.

If your stepdad has his way, you're gonna be a preacher.

I can't see myself there.

I'm going to be a doctor. I've told you that a hundred times.

You've been out of school for two whole years now.

And all you've done is construction work and help at the church.

When are you going to tell them?

Can I do that to you?

If you want to.

Promise?

Cross your heart.

You can cross my heart.

That suit's gonna draw up to where it won't fit a midget.

Hey, man, I don't care.

After tomorrow, I ain't gonna need it no more anyway.

Why not?

Casey and I are going traveling in the blue in the morning.

I didn't make up my mind to go for sure.

I didn't promise Shelby.

Go where?

The Marine Corps.

You're afraid to tell it. Iron-ass stepdaddy of yours, ain't you?

Brady's gonna whip your ass again with that snake whip he's got, huh?

If he does that again, I'll kill him.

Well, I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

I'll tell you that for sure.

Is it Iris you can't leave?

She's gonna leave.

She's got it in her head to try and be a movie star.

She just might make it.

I don't think she's got the guts.

Iris got guts.

She's the only one who can handle that drunk daddy of hers.

Your ass was crazy as hell before she moved to town. She tamed you.

No, Iris got away with drunks and crazies.

That's all Hollywood is, they say.

You want another beer?

Might as well.

Mind drinking while you're walking home, old buddy?

Gotcha.

Well, I guess it's goodbye for a while, anyway.

You take care of yourself.

Hey, you give them hell in Hollywood.

You give the Marine Corps the same thing.

What is it?

A present.

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

It's so hot.

Don't you wish it would rain?

The pond would feel real gay.

I told you, I didn't bring my sin suit.

Look at Skinny Taylor.

Right after church?

Casey Cusack, you're going straight to hell, and probably this very afternoon.

Preacher's son is always the wildest kid in town.

I've got a reputation to live up to.

You better not take your clothes off.

Somebody else is bound to come by here today. Nobody knows about this place but

Shelby and me.

We used to come here to fish.

And jerk off when we were kids.

I want you, Iris.

Now?

It's like feeling a cloud.

Can I see?

I love you Iris.

Help me take this off

You're

so hot

Are you all right?

Yes, Casey.

Yes.

Do you want me to put it in my mouth?

I want you to want to.

I do want to.

Let me inside

Oof.

You hell-bent whoremonger.

Casey, it's your stepdad.

I knew from the way you looked at that red-headed bitch in church this morning,

you couldn't wait to get her out here.

You three misfits dead right now?

You, you're a whore. And that white, black trash.

Get the cocksucker open.

Casey, please.

Shelby, you're going to have to look out after him.

I'll try.

He'll tell everyone, won't he?

He might not be able to.

But he'll let my mother know somehow, and she'll tell everybody.

Stacy,

if God struck us dead this afternoon...

I wouldn't change you and me for anything in the world.

February, Hollywood, California.

Happy Valentine's Day, dearest.

I'll write you a... Long, long letter. Tomorrow.

Love, Iris.

All the names, huh?

Excuse me, officer.

Thank you.

oh my god

Back in that shit again, Casey?

No, buddy, I'm celebrating.

What you got to celebrate?

Letter from Iris with a picture. Oh, yeah?

Let me see.

Later. Now I want to show you what I bought.

My link.

She's fresh from the rice paddies. Has a tightest little twist to it.

What's that scar on her neck?

Con did it when she was a kid.

She can't talk. She understands real good.

Get on, my lady.

No, not like that.

Turn around so my war brother can see.

She's prettier than the empress.

God she's beautiful.

Hey, take it easy, man. Can't you tell she's not the rest of these whores? I

paid for her.

But you didn't pay her!

You black son of a bitch.

I'm sorry, old buddy.

all right

Huh.

Hey, Paul!

Bring me a beer!

Close, Paul.

Out there, man. Let's get it.

Wow.

Oh, Michael, by the way, call Alicia Hart and tell her that today's payday.

I don't have a check for her, Gloria.

Not payday for her.

Payday for Mr. Greenbaum. She signs her contract for the series at 1 o'clock

today.

By the way, tell her to wear a pair of dirty panties and no douching before she

goes because Greenbaum likes it funky.

Jesus, Gloria, you do everything for them and wipe their asses.

Honey, for 10% of what she's going to knock down in the next 26 weeks?

I will do that, too, if she wants me to.

Gloria Diamond's offices.

Damon, you know good and well this is Michael.

Don't you ever leave that dick of yours alone.

Just a minute.

Damien DeVoe jacking off over the phone again.

Drop that cock and grab your socks, beautiful. This is your lucky day.

Jessica Langford is about to make up her mind on the lead for movie of the month.

The other three times didn't count. Today is the day.

Shut up and listen, Damien.

I sent her a dozen roses this morning in your name.

Now, you wear those nice silk slacks we bought you last week with the old Jones

down the left trouser leg like I showed you.

Fluff it up. I want that whole 10 inches showing when you walk in there.

I don't give a shit what the girls in the office think.

I don't care where you do it. Do it in the can if you have to. But for God's

sake, keep the fags swatted off it.

Stop the bullshit and listen, Damien.

Just as soon as that door closes behind your sweet ass, you go over, you pull

Jessica out of that chair, and you hoist up her skirt.

Trust me, she will not scream rape. That word isn't in Langford's vocabulary.

No, don't pull him down. Rip him off and go right down on her.

Eating pussy in the morning makes him gag. No problem there, Damien, because

Jessica doesn't have a pussy.

She has a great big ugly cunt.

God damn it, Damien, if I haven't heard from her by 6 o'clock telling me that

you've got the part, you can come by here tomorrow for your release and find

yourself another agent.

I'm tired of fucking around with you.

Do you really want to release Dr.

Damien? Certainly.

Well, I can't think of anything else for right now, Michael. You can run along.

Remember the girl I told you about that lives next door to me?

Yes. I made her come in today.

Thursday's her only day off. Bring her in. I want to meet her.

Easy with her, Boss Lee.

She's only dealt with pissant agents, and you're... She's really scared about

meeting you.

I'll pull in my claws.

What's her name? She's got some funny name, doesn't she?

Iris Hogg. Iris Hogg. I got her to change the hog part to carbide a long

time ago.

But I can't talk her out of Iris.

She thinks it's pretty.

Gloria, this is Iris.

Iris, Tinseltown's greatest agent, Gloria Diamond.

Put down your portfolio and stand over here, will you?

Didn't I tell you, huh?

She's heaven.

Absolutely heaven.

Which, by the way, will be your name if we work together.

I like Cartwright, but Iris will never do.

Heaven Cartwright.

Michael, get us a bottle of Bum's Extra Dry.

She looks like champagne to me.

Something funny, dear.

All my life, people have laughed at my name.

Maybe now they won't laugh anymore.

Miracles are my specialty, Heaven Cartwright.

Let's see you walk.

You move beautifully.

Sit down.

I'm sorry, I don't have any new pictures.

Michael, would you set that by the couch, please?

And none for you, darling. You have plenty to keep you busy this morning.

And thank you, Michael, for everything.

Run along now, darling, will you? And lock the door, hold my calls.

I'm going to find out everything there is to know about heaven.

Here comes one part of my job that I don't like.

I do have to look at your body.

Would you mind slipping out of your clothes?

Certainly, I don't mind.

Thanks for being so gracious about it. I always feel so dykey having to ask.

Just right there, dear. You can hang it over the chair.

By the way, how is the rest of your wardrobe?

I've never been too good with clothes.

Honey, I can teach you clothes in one shopping spree.

i feel so foolish you have to learn to get over that and display yourself walk

over to the couch

sit

down

As a matter of fact, your body should be a national monument.

In order to get something.

You have to give something.

In order to get everything, you've got to give everything.

I see.

Open up.

Let Mama see the gold mine.

How old are you?

21.

No boyfriend?

I'm engaged.

Oh, and where was the lucky man this morning when you needed him?

He's in medical school in St. Louis.

What a pity.

Cute.

But nobody wears these anymore. Get rid of it.

With him in St. Louis, do you date other men?

No. Michael sometimes.

Come on.

Come to mama.

Use your tongue, dear.

Let me.

I don't think you really want to try and make it in this business, do you?

I do want to try.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure.

Sure enough to do everything that I tell you?

I guess so.

I want you to quit your job this afternoon.

I'll give Michael the afternoon off, and he can help you get your things

together. But I can't. But you must.

It's a great, big, beautiful house in the hills, and I'm lonesome.

Saturday, we will shop for a new wardrobe, and I will teach you

everything that there is to know about clothes. On Monday, we will have new

photographs taken.

And next weekend, we leave for Christmas in Acapulco.

I always spend Christmas in Acapulco.

That will be our honeymoon.

Herbie Hudson on three.

That motherfucking faggot ate Damien DeVoe out of a series last week. Tell

him to go fuck himself.

No, no, wait a minute.

I'll talk to the cocksucker.

Herbie, honey lamb, could you hold on just a moment?

Michael, I want you to take the afternoon off and help Heaven get her

things together. She's moving in with me.

Herbie, Damien DeVoe has a 10-inch prick hung on a virgin asshole and I'm his

pimp. Now, what is this bullshit I hear that you don't think is right for a

series?

My, my, isn't that pretty?

Is she coming?

Without a doubt.

You have exactly seven minutes and 33 seconds.

Oh, sweat.

Oh, that feels so good, boss.

You're the best.

Honest.

Why, it's Annabelle Watkins, of all people.

Hi, Millie.

Hi, Annabelle. Don't stop.

Do you want to eat some of Millie's pussy? It sure is good.

I don't eat pussy, Dr. Kramer.

Why don't you eat pussy, Annabelle?

Oh, I don't know.

I just don't.

Oh, Annabelle, you don't know what you're missing if you don't eat pussy.

Is his tongue dynamite, Annabelle? Oh, it sure is.

Wait until he fills you with that famous Kramer cock.

I promised to get Millie off first.

Annabelle, you flunked jerk-off 101.

Am I doing it wrong?

Well, you tell me.

Well, it sure went down, didn't it?

I guess I am doing it wrong, huh?

You know what will make it go up harder than ever?

What?

She'll let me watch you as you eat Millie's pussy.

Isn't that good?

Oh.

You're the old Jones now.

Oh, isn't it big?

Oh, it'll get a lot bigger than that if you kiss me with this old rosebud.

Not that rosebud.

Yes, Rosebud.

It'll come all the way up to here, if you let me watch you do that.

It will?

You won.

Eight and a half minutes flat.

What do you mean, till I get my purse?

Ah, forget about the three dollars.

But pass the word around, would you?

Sure.

How about a good old Christmas spike with that good old Kramer cock-a-doodle?

Oh, Nurse Jackson, I'd love to.

It's not up to where you said it would be.

It's because you didn't do it good yet. It takes practice, Annabelle.

Oh?

Would you like to put it in while I give Millie a Christmas fuck?

Well, yes.

I'd like to at least do something, right?

Millie, this is better than Thanksgiving.

Doctor, I'll call you tomorrow about that thing we discussed.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Take it easy.

Betty, have you seen Annabelle?

Probably in the john. Where's that?

Right down there through the hall.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

ah ah

Ross Kramer's shouting your name loud enough for the whole world to hear.

It really hurts me to open the door and find you rimming a total stranger.

I suppose you ate her pussy, too.

You know I don't eat pussy.

How come you never rim me?

Golly, Sally, I don't know.

Honestly, I don't know.

Dear Casey, if I live forever, this will be the hardest thing I will ever have to

do. I wouldn't... hurt you for the world but people and feelings change

and i have i'm sending the anklet back you gave me i hope you

shelby and meiling have a merry christmas love iris

Any place in particular, lady?

Casey?

It's Iris.

Iris Hogg.

Otherwise known as Heaven Cartwright.

Heaven?

That was my movie name.

You wouldn't have seen me anyway.

I only did a few parts and just bits.

It was like you said, maybe worse.

You weren't mean enough.

Something like that, I guess.

Are you all right?

Happiest man in the world.

You seem to be doing all right, too.

Even if you didn't make it in the movies.

I'm not complaining.

You live in Rossmore?

Yes, and I have to get home.

It's on the house.

Certainly not take this.

Look, Harris.

Riding two C-notes a horse, you still get me hard.

You know, for $500, you could at least be here on time. The $100 whores have

been here already two hours working.

Come on, everybody's waiting.

The money's down. Oh, later.

Now.

Hey,

LJ.

LJ, get a look at this.

Tell me I can't think, pussy.

Jesus Christ.

Get Hubert to grease her up. I'll be in in a minute.

Okay.

Here is heaven.

I'll say heaven.

What are you drinking, honey?

A double Grand Marnier, neat.

Is that right, Heather?

She never drinks more than one a night.

God, Sam, she's even nicer than you said.

Who's first?

Well, you heard LJ.

Cuba here can eat you out until you are good and foamy, but nobody fucks you

till after LJ.

You slick yet, Hubert?

Slicker and snot on the doorknob and sweet as honey.

Hey, LJ, hurry up in here.

Hubert says she's slicker and snot on the doorknob.

Name is Heaven, you say, huh?

All right, Hubert, get up from there.

Come on.

Are you the one that'll ram it up, Heaven?

Hubert, see who the fuck that is.

What is it?

Nobody called the cab.

The party's just started.

The lady I just brought made a mistake.

I want to return this to her.

That's no lady. That's a hooker.

Ah!

Thank you.