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Hey mom.

Hi honey.

Didn't have a good night?

Disaster.

Disaster? It was that guy whose picture I showed you.

You know, the guy who said he owned a bank or something.

Yeah, that guy. You can do better than that. That guy is not even... Well, that

guy was not even that guy.

I wish. I wish he would have looked like the big nerd in the picture. The picture

was from like the 80s or something.

He was really, I know I'm old, but he was like 60-something.

So he catfished you?

Yeah, is that what that's called?

Then he got me. Yeah, I got hooked.

Wow.

I thought we were going to have a really good time. I thought we really hit it

off. His emails, I mean, I thought it was funny. Did you talk to him on the

phone before you got married?

Oh, you know, I just wanted to be spontaneous and take a chance.

No, you can't.

You've got to look and you've got to be safe. There's a bunch of creepers

online. I didn't feel threatened.

I just felt bored.

You never know.

You're so much better than all these guys that keep going out. I think only

you think that. Only you would think that. You're amazing.

You deserve a good guy that actually isn't a loser and is actually

attractive and stuff.

Oh, it feels good. Well, you definitely wouldn't have liked this guy because

when I told him he had a son, I had a son, he was like, well, I'm strict with

my kids and, you know, I sent them to the military.

Give me a break.

I don't know.

You're a manly man.

He was hiding something, I guess.

Oh, that feels good.

No, he was just full of shit. I was going to leave when I got there and I

saw he didn't look like his picture.

And I said, you know. You should have just left right then and there. I said,

Connor is right. I should have talked to him on the phone.

You always tell me that. You're so smart.

Why don't you just lay down and relax? I'll give you a massage.

Yeah. I know what's going to happen here.

Go ahead.

Yeah, you're a little warm. I can lay down just yet. Okay.

I don't know what's going on. I should have just stayed home with you, though.

I know. I told you. Yeah.

I'm a loser.

I just told him, like, I had a lot of work to do.

But I thought we were going to have a really good night.

Did you just have, like, a good dinner?

Appetizers, I guess. You didn't make it through dinner. He ordered for me, and I

think it was an appetizer. It was, like, chicken skewers.

Weirdo.

It's good.

You gotta be careful with these guys.

I don't know why you keep trying.

It's just... Because I'm looking for... I mean, you should keep trying, but it's

like, you just gotta do it in a better way and, like, just have high standards.

It's really hard.

I know.

I know. I wish I could find someone just like you, but, like, you know, my age or

something.

Why do you need a guy your age?

I don't know. Just because that's what society... I don't want to get...

stare it up, you know?

You go out to dinner.

I just wasn't attracted to him. I don't know what it was.

It feels good.

Should I lay down? I do want to move on. I think you should.

You need to relax.

I mean,

you've gone through things like that. Let me take my shoes off.

I'm going to get some massage oil.

Okay, cool.

God, what a jerk.

I have a picture, too, man. I think it was, like, airbrushed even from back in

the day seriously probably like 20 years old

i'm not saying i'm great but i just don't think i get attracted to him

and he was cheap on top of everything else

You give a really good massage.

I know, I'm like, still new at it. I'll pay for you to go to massage therapy

school if you want, if I had the money. Yeah, I can't find it as a sugar daddy,

but I'll tap into my own savings.

Why don't you take part of this dress out?

Oh, okay.

No,

I don't think it's a good idea that we get all crazy again tonight just because

I had this bad.

What's going on here?

I dressed kind of romantically, but I wasn't going to have sex with him, okay?

I wasn't going to.

I was just wanting to meet him. You look like you're trying to impress somebody.

It's a waste of time. It seems I'm just impressing you, and I don't even know if

I am impressing you.

Are you kidding me?

It just seems like everything out there is picked over.

Is what?

It's so picked over, like all the good ones are taken.

They're married or they're divorced and they don't have any money to date or

they're gay.

Oh, it feels good.

At least you're not in a situation like we were in before.

Dickhead.

That's true.

That's true. It's better just as, isn't it?

Better be alone than some fucking asshole.

I know. I know.

I'm just glad. I'm glad we're okay.

I'm glad we're together.

If someone comes along, they need to be exceptional for you. Not just whoever

you can find.

I wish you would wait until I go off to college, though.

I know.

It's nice to have you back just for a little while, though.

Oh,

I like our visits a lot.

You

want to play

on having sex, huh?

I just put something on.

I just put something on.

All panties are leopard print now.

Look at you, God.

Oh, gosh.

I knew this was gonna happen.

Fuck.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

The guy you're taking care of.

Yeah, I know.

He's the only one who takes good care of me.

Aww.

Let's check this out.

Thank you.

No one's going to have a cock like you. You're spoiling me. I told you. You're

spoiling me. I just wanted to hear you. What are you doing out there? I don't

know.

I don't think you're going to find me.

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, babe.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, that's right. Come on, let's spread my

pussy out.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

He's going to fuck me like you.

Oh.

Oh, you're so deep in my pussy, baby.

Oh, yeah.

You're so deep in my pussy.

I'm so wet.

Good

boy.

Remember when you first started fucking me and I couldn't take that help?

I'm getting better.

Hmm.

Such a good day, mom.

That's perfect.

Bring your ass back over here, you little fucking eater.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh. Let's see.

Oh, baby.

Mommy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. You're such a good boy.

I'm so sorry. I'm such a bad mom. Sometimes you're so fucking...

Oh. Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

You might come hard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, that's my good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're coming all over that cock.

Yeah. Oh, you got me. That's good.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

I'm so lucky.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Look at that baby.

You're always good for it.

I like the balls more.

It's going to be hard.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, come on. That's my good boy.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

We had to leave the house for this. I know.

I know.

But it was nice to come home to you.

Oh, my God.

I can't wait to come in here, pussy.

Next time.

You talk me so good, baby.

All right. From now on, I'm going to check over the guys before you go.

Yeah, I have a feeling you're not going to be going out with anyone.

No. You're not allowed.