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Oh. You're on the hunt for inspiration, I see.

Oh, I don't want to interrupt.

Oh, you flatter me. I was just browsing.

Oh, hermoso, why the long face?

What? Oh, no. It's nothing.

Oh, thank you.

You think I don't remember that face?

It's not nothing.

-Something's on your mind. -No, no.

Today has been such fun.

I-I won't spoil our perfect date with my theatrics.

Oh, I like your theatrics, mi Principe.

-Tell me. -All right.

It's just that book.

It reminded me that I was meant to start properly training Via a year ago,

and then the divorce and everything.

-Now, she will be starting late. -That is true.

-Your daughter, she is 18 now? -Yes.

It was her birthday just passed. I just can't help but worry.

Now she will have to have a new mentor.

What if she's set up with some brute?

Ugh. I know what you're talking about. Ours was the absolute worst.

Remember when we got caught making fake constellations,

and he made us clean the sludge hole?

I mean, it's called a sludge hole for a reason.

It's meant to have sludge.

The sludge hole.

My point exactly.

I just always thought it would be me.

And I'm banished,

-and she... -Hey, this is no problem.

-What? -I, Vassago

the great prince of treasure,

will become her mentor.

The council has been bugging me about taking a student or two.

Comes with our goetic duties, does it not?

What? Vassago, that's incredibly sweet, but I couldn't ask that of you.

No, it's not asking when I am telling you that's what I'm doing.

And who knows, maybe you could be present

for some lessons as my personal assistant.

I have a student, and you may get to see your daughter again.

It's a win-win.

Only if she wants to see me, and I... but...

Ah, then it's settled. I shall reach out tomorrow and have it all arranged.

Thank you, Vassago.

Today's the day.

Vassago is taking Via to the Museum of Spells

to help with her training and has invited me along.

Apparently, Via has already mastered the basics

and is ready for some more intermediate spells.

No surprise there.

She is my daughter.

Wow, haven't seen you this excited in a while.

I know! She's even responding to my texts now.

Look. She gave this one a "thumbs-up."

Yeah. That's great.

Isn't it? Okay,

enough dillydallying.

It's almost time, and I very well can't be late.

Oh, please remind Blitzo, the deadline

for the "gap-toothed swamp yokel murder" is today,

and that I'm very grateful for the time off.

We got you covered, Stolas. Now, go. Get!

Right.

All right, twinkus. Where's Blitz-o?

Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir! Sir!

What the fuck do you want, Mox?!

I'm busy not torturing a robot.

Barbie?!

Buh-buh-buh-buh. Before you start,

I'm only here because my ex-girlfriend threw me out, and I have no other options.

Right, right. Well, whatever you need, I'm here. What-what-what can I do for you?

I don't need you. I just need a job.

Just something to tide me over, so I can pay my rent for a couple of weeks.

Of course, yeah, yes. Uh, how much do you need?

I ain't your charity case. I want clean money.

I don't want to owe you shit. So, just tell me who to kill,

-so I can get paid. -We do have a hit today.

The fuck did you come from?

Wait, how many fucking people work here?

I know the dead twink, but who the fuck are you?

Uh...

Oh. Where the fuck are my manners? This is Loony.

My Loo... Sorry, my Loona... My daughter Loona.

Loona, this is Barbie. Your auntie, I guess.

Don't like that. So, what,

you roped another poor fucking soul into the Buckzo family?

Well, welcome to the shit show.

I can see he's doing a great job raising you.

Excuse me?

Oh, my Satan! Blitzo baby emergency! Millie needs me. See?

This choice could define our baby's future.

Which looks better on a college application?

You, the hit today. Who is it and where?

I don't want to be around these fucks a second more than I have to.

Um, our team's kind of full, actually.

Oh, ra-ta-ta-ta. Hold it right there, missies.

-Firstly, Loony, you are off today. -What?

But I...

Aw, fuck.

Second, Barbs, I'm the boss around here, so you're gonn... Whoa.

-Stop! -Fuck you. Bye.

Wait. Aw, fuck! Mox.

Watch Loona for me.

No!

This one comes with the little gumboots,

but this one has a little hat.

Ooh. I'm so nervous. Are you sure she's okay with me coming?

-The last time we spoke, she... -Stolas, mi amor. It's just like I said,

I told her you're coming, and she said, "Does he have to?"

-And I said, "Yes." So, we're all good. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I-I-I shouldn't be here.

Hi. There's my favorite student.

Bit small on the portal size, but, eh, we'll work on it.

Via.

My stars, you look different.

So... so grown.

Uh, yep. That's how time works.

Things change.

It's so good to see you again.

Via, look, I want to apologize for...

I, uh, saw you on Judge Jiner the other day.

Oh. Um, I mean...

That, um... You see... What you need to understand is that...

We don't have to talk about it. Can we just go in?

Oh, yes, yes. Definitely.

Spells ahoy.

-Mm. -Mm-hmm.

"Spells ahoy"? What are you, a pirate?

"Ahoy," huh?

I'm rubbing off on you, Captain.

Come on, mi Principe. Let's just enjoy the museum. You'll get your chance.

Mwah.

Barbie, get back here.

All right, Barbs, if you're gonna start working for I.M.P.,

then you got to start listening to me.

The human world is dangerous.

Life up here, it...

I don't need you to dicks plain the Earth, Blitz-o.

I fucking used to work here.

Move. I'll get this fucking job done.

You can send my check in the mail.

Hey!

Gator!

Yeah, we gonna fuckin' get a gator.

Gator!

I'm serious, Barbs. I don't want you getting hurt. Just let me help you.

Ugh! Can you shut your whore mouth and just let me do this?

I knew coming to you was a fucking mistake.

Last time I take advice from a jester. Fuck!

Ha!

I'm alive!

I think you missed.

Oh, fuck off, Blitz-o.

Dad taught us to not hit the person, okay?

Hoo-wee, gator's got a knife!

No, Barbie, wait.

Whoa there, Blitzy.

This has been a long time coming.

Better buckle up, 'cause only one of us is gonna make it back alive.

Oh, fuck me!

You wish.

Oh, this spell is a real fun one.

"Magno Vox."

This spell makes your voice...

project!

It would be great for you to do your best to learn this one, Via,

in case you need to command Stolas' legions.

Yeah, where are your legions anyway?

I, um...

You know, I'm not exactly sure where I put them.

But also, if tweaked,

can change the pitch of your voice.

Your padre mastered our mentor's voice back in the day.

That, and a dash of illusion magic,

let us sneak into almost anywhere,

but you didn't hear that from me.

He also had his beak pierced, but you also didn't hear that from me.

Don't tell her that. Look, it was a phase.

It was the style at the time.

Why wouldn't you want to tell me that you weren't lame at some point?

I didn't tell you because...

You think I'm lame?

Yeah, a bit.

Via, over here.

We got to start you on light spells early,

since your dad struggled with them so much.

Hey. I did not struggle.

Hey, could you, I don't know, fuck off for, like, five minutes?

I'm trying to reconnect with my family here,

and I just don't have time for your revenge plotline bullshit!

I'm done waiting.

You got all these imps looking at you

for the next move against the higher powers,

yet you're still sucking goetia toes.

Don't you see they look down on us

along with the sabbatics and the filthy foul souls?

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, are you not a foul soul?

Hey.

I'm not trying to sound racist here, your eyes just blatantly scream foul soul.

-Shit! -Don't you fuckin' dare!

Oh...

We're going in raw.

Such a good little bitch.

You know, it's funny. You sound just like him.

Are you gonna cry for your birdy like that little rich cunt did for you?

You know I had him, right?

If it hadn't have been called off, he would've been fuckin' dead.

Shut the fuck up!

Hoo-wee. You ain't gonna get away from me, gator.

Oh, I'm gonna take your head off, gator. I'm gonna shoot you!

I done been killed!

So what's the rate for killing all three?

Who the fuck?

What? No more jokes?

Shame I'm gonna have to break it to all those hopeful imps

that their hero Blitz-o was killed

by a bunch of pathetic humans

whilst doing dirty work for blue bloods.

Now, where'd you get that crystal, Blitzy?

Might just be the push they need to start a proper uprising,

especially since you asked me to lead them

with your last breath.

Bye-bye, Blitzy.

Portable su!

Treasure rain!

-The realm... -The realm of stars.

Ah, yes, a very important spell for you in particular, Via.

It gives you a glance into the room of prophecies.

Perfect for the heir of the grimoire.

I was never, uh, really good at...

Never really good at this one.

Better at the sunny, brighter spells, no?

But do you know who was the king of this spell back in the day?

Uh-huh. That's right.

Bebé, get over here.

Come on. Vente pa' acá. Vente pa' acá.

Oh, no. I mean, yes, I can do it,

but, uh, my magic has been restricted, and I wouldn't want to interrupt.

No, nonsense.

I want my students to see it

from the best.

See? I told you he was the best.

Yes. Well, normally, it's much more grand, but...

Like, imagine a doorway, and it's all pretty and...

purple and... sparkly and planets and moon and stuff.

Oh, fuck!

♪ My star fire ♪

♪ There's so much you don't know that you can do ♪

♪ The stars were made to share with you ♪

♪ Reach inside ♪

♪ Name the hesitation trapped ♪

♪ within ♪

♪ Unlock it and you'll begin ♪

♪ to find the words, conquer the thoughts that blocked ♪

♪ you all along ♪

♪ A fire lives inside you ♪

♪ Light the spark and you'll be strong ♪

♪ I'll help you look within yourself ♪

♪ so tell me, child, what went wrong? ♪

What went wrong?

You should know that.

I don't understand.

I... I almost lost you.

Via...

♪ Do you know how it feels ♪

♪ to not have a voice? ♪

♪ No one around to listen when I scream into the void ♪

♪ Do you know what it does ♪

♪ to your little owlet ♪

♪ when you said you'd stay, then took yourself away? ♪

♪ Did you forget? ♪

♪ You say you want to clean the slate and make it better now ♪

♪ But how the hell am I supposed to know you give a shit about me ♪

♪ when all you've ever done is leave? ♪

♪ It's like you never think about me ♪

♪ It's all about you ♪

♪ and you can't see me here without you ♪

♪ when you're gone ♪

♪ Thought you were gone, forever gone ♪

♪ So, don't ask me what went wrong ♪

♪ Do you know how it feels ♪

♪ to live without choice? ♪

♪ Do anything to numb the pain ♪

♪ whatever it destroys ♪

♪ Do you know what it does ♪

♪ to disguise who you are? ♪

♪ To thicken up your skin till every single inch is scarred? ♪

♪ Yet all of these excuses don't ♪

♪ excuse the way I act ♪

♪ Can't rewrite the way I left, but now, I always ♪

♪ will come back ♪

♪ I regret the life I led ♪

♪ the things I said, the owl I am ♪

♪ Via, you're the only thing I ever did ♪

♪ that's worth a damn ♪

♪ Help me to turn a new page ♪

♪ Maybe I can ♪

♪ if you are hearing me in a new way ♪

♪ You open my eyes ♪

♪ You're seeing me now ♪

♪ We're singing the same bittersweet song ♪

♪ I'm still here, no matter what went wrong ♪

This was your grandmother's.

Vassago helped me get it for you for your birthday.

I used it to ground myself when I was starting out using magic.

It showed me that I was never alone,

and that someone out there loved me.

At least, that's what I was told.

Now, I hope it can bring you that same comfort when things get overwhelming.

I'm so very proud of you, Via.

And no matter where I am, I always will be.

I'm so tired of hating you.

I don't want to hate you anymore.

Thanks, Dad,

for being here.

You fucking...

Whoa.

Whoa there, cowboy.

You mean to tell me, you've been stalking

my fuck up of a brother all 'cause he rejected working with you?

He didn't reject me! He rejected all of us!

Now, step aside, so I can finish what I came to do!

Hmm. What's the pay like?

Uh, what?

You're an assassin, right? Looking for a partner.

-I'm between jobs, you know, and... -What?

Whoa, whoa, Barbie, whoa, hold on.

Did you not just hear that crazed-psycho speech?

Plus... oh, I don't know... he tried to kill me!

Oh, please, Blitzo. Who hasn't tried to kill you?

-Okay, fair, but... -Plus, I can fix him.

Uh...

I-I mean, I'm not looking for...

I'm in. I'm not gonna have to wear some kind of slutty cowboy getup

to match you, am I?

I mean, if you wanted to, I wouldn't complain, but...

Wait, Barbie, you can't be serious.

I told you this hit was just for money, Blitz-o.

You're welcome, by the way.

Barbie, just let me help you.

Oh! Take a hint!

I'd literally rather portal off to "who the fuck knows where"

with this dirty-ass cowboy prick for money

than be anywhere near you.

What? You thought you'd say sorry for burning down our entire life,

and we'd hug and be a happy fucking family again?

Damn.

I just want to be there for you this time.

Just like you were there for Fizz or Mom?

You being there is the fucking problem.

I...

Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm guessing Wrath?

You heard the lady.

You know what?

This almost beats killing you.

Don't worry,

I'll take real good care of your sister, Blitzy.

No...

I'm still not over that display of how they used to cast spells.

They had to draw a sigil?

How did they even? They were crazy intricate.

Funny you should mention that because we are starting

the ancient sigils topic next week.

I hope you have a steady hand.

Oh, I do love the old arts.

I'd be more than willing to show you how I remember the complex ones.

And how you can cheat some.

Hey, I heard that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

There will be no cheating.

They must be...

perfecto.

I might actually take you up on that, Dad.

This was nice.

Yes, it was.

I'll text you.

Well, that went well.

Are... are you okay, mi amor?

Yes.

-So how was your... -So how was your...

-You first. -No. No, no, no, no. No.

I know that grin. You go first.

Okay. Well, Vassago invited me and Via both

to the Museum of Spells to help us reconnect,

and it actually worked.

We were able to have a deep and meaningful conversation,

and I was finally able to gift her my mother's necklace.

Turns out, she even saw the episode of Judge Jiner we were on.

That was a little embarrassing.

But now, she's actually texting me back

instead of only sending the little thumbs-up, and it's all

thanks to Vassago.

That's...

That's great, Stolas.

I know. It was an incredible day.

Uh, but enough about me. How about you?

Uh, me? Uh, me what?

Your day, how was it?

Oh, uh, it was great. My good... My day was amazing.

You know, classic mission with the blood and the "ahh," you know.

Noth-Nothing fancy.

I'm glad to hear it. I'll update the client first thing tomorrow.

Oh, speaking of which, I should really get to bed.

Yeah. Night-a-rino.

Good night, Blitzo.

Fuck. What was it again?

Good for him.

I hope he...

I hope he's happy.