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Hey, Mom.

How are you doing today, sweetie?

I'm good. Are you okay? What's wrong?

Why are you so sad?

Everything okay?

Yeah, I guess.

What do you mean?

You get?

What's wrong?

I don't know. I'm like... What's wrong? Not having a girlfriend and everything.

Oh, I hear about that. It's been so long.

You never have one, actually.

I hear that you are watching.

A lot of female friends.

Is that true?

It's a little uncomfortable talking to you about it, but yeah. Oh, you can talk

to me, son, about anything.

So, did you ever look for a girl in your school, or?

Yeah, I tried.

I have a lot of female friends, but, you know, we won't do anything.

Oh, I'm so sorry, son.

I have some idea about that. We can talk, and maybe you and me can

have sex.

Wait, mom.

I'm a really good woman, son.

No way, that's sick. You can try with me.

No way, are you kidding me? I can show you a few things.

Those are the ideas you have?

Yes, I am.

No way, mom, are you kidding me? Well, we cannot wait that long.

I gotta take that picture out of my head. You need to have it right now. We

cannot wait to tomorrow or next day. You can try it. Trust me, son. Please,

trust me. I can teach you a few things.

You think they're coming out of your mouth, mom? No.

Don't think about me as your mom. Think about like growing up woman.

I can't do that. Oh, you watch the TV. You look at the internet. So imagine I'm

not your mom.

No way. That you're having sex with somebody else.

No. How is that not?

Just think in your mind.

No, I can't think that. No way.

Oh, let's try it. No way.

John. No. You need to do that.

Come on, son. I'd rather just stay a virgin.

No. Eventually I'll find a girl.

Well, eventually, but we need to do it now.

I want to show you a few things. Get you ready for it. No way. Before you meet

your woman.

How is that, son? Is that okay with you? That is not okay with me at all.

I'm going to show you first a few things. Oh, my God, Mom, no.

I'm not okay with this.

Oh, son, we have to do it now.

Yes, I am. You're not doing this.

Yes, I am.

Oh, my gosh, you're naked.

You're my mother.

I know, but I told you. Look at me, not like your mom. Look at growing up a

woman. I can't picture that.

Why not, son?

No way.

Look at me.

Mom, put the clothes back on, please. Mom, I won't put my clothes back.

I'm a virgin.

I have my mom trying to teach me this.

No, it's good for you, son.

You need to learn before you get your girlfriend.

No way, mom. This is not happening. No way.

It's hard to.

It's hard to. You just cannot wait. I've waited this long. I think I can wait a

little longer. This is just a little too creepy for me. There isn't a movie

closed, Sean.

Oh, no.

Please, son.

No movie closed.

Are you serious?

Yes, I am.

Please. I tried to teach you. I tried to help you.

I know. And I appreciate you. Please, son. It's not going to be that bad.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Come on.

Doing good, son. It's really happening.

Yes, it is.

It's shaking.

I know you are, but let's try it.

But... Oh, my goodness. First

step is done.

Oh, my goodness. It's going, son.

Oh, my goodness. Good.

See? First enemy is gone.

See? You like it.

That's the first step.

Very important.

I just came home, and this is what I come home to? Oh, my God. I don't know

if it is this year. What is going on? I'm trying to teach your brother how to

have sex.

Oh, that's great.

Shut up.

And you, I hear that you sleep with everybody in the school because you

teach her.

Fuck my brother.

Well, you're the expert on it. I'm his mother.

Yeah, but I'm not going to fuck him.

Hey, we need to teach him. We need to teach him before he gets a girlfriend.

I like to fuck guys who actually know what they're doing. This loser booger

head doesn't know what he's doing.

But he won't do it with me, okay? Do I have anything?

for me, I buy you an iPad and we can go tomorrow.

Mom, really?

Yeah. Oh my God, really?

Please, we need to help you.

I'm not having sex with you either. Are you

kidding me? I show you if you think. We just start slowly, gently.

Get me an iPad out of this.

I'm getting a traumatizing experience. You're getting the experience.

Oh my God.

Well, you fucked your girlfriend. You already know what you're doing.

Come on, brother.

Do it for me.

Come on, Kay. Do it for me. I'm getting a new iPod.

Kay, Kay, can you sit down?

Sure, Mom.

I'm not getting nothing out of this.

Son, John.

John, listen to me. Look at Kay. Don't look at that kid you sent her.

Oh, my God. She's just laughing away like it's all good. Stop licking her

pussy slowly.

Yeah.

But if I have to take between you two, I guess she would be... Yeah.

Please, son. Oh, my God.

And just do it gently for the first time.

That's what it looks like.

Am I pretty?

You're not like that.

Not like that? You're having too much fun.

Imagine that it's a girl, what you imagine.

Yeah, but I can't imagine that. Just lick it.

Slowly, try it.

How is it, son?

Does that feel good?

It does feel good, doesn't it? Does it make you horny?

Not really.

Not really?

Does it make you want to take your fat cock in my pussy?

You should, okay? I'm way too much fun with it. I'm talking you out!

Your girlfriend's trying to talk to you, John.

You.

Instead of me trying to help you.

That's how you start.

You start from the beginning.

Mom's hot. Why don't you fuck her?

Oh, no.

Okay. New his age.

I just try to help. Be a good mom.

Well, anything for my little brother.

Yeah. Like a twizzler.

Like a twizzler?

Yeah.

How are you feeling, John?

Everything okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Good. You've got to have... You're going to have to learn somehow.

Might as well. Yeah.

This isn't what I pictured as my first.

Well, your first is taking a little longer, so.

I'm sorry I'm not a slut.

You should be.

I'm a very happy slut. You are. And I'm having a great lesson. I hear that.

The whole school is talking about you. That's great.

Yeah, the teachers, too. That's great, but you have experience, honey.

Well, happy birthday.

I think that's a good thing. You can help your brother.

Yeah, but it's not because you're smart.

You're doing good, John.

Very good son.

Mom, can I suck his dick now?

Of course, honey. Yeah. Let me let you do that.

Come on.

I'm going to show you how a girl sucks.

Good job.

Have you ever had that done, John? Sucking your dick?

No.

How does that feel, honey?

Is that okay?

Feels good?

Good, actually.

Good.

I told you it's going to be good.

I can tell that you like it.

See,

I told you not to wait so long.

Make sure your girlfriend's here. Hey, your sister will help you get over the

fear for the first time.

So next time you're going to have somebody and find a girlfriend, you know

what to do.

Wow.

This feels amazing, actually.

Oh, yes, it does. I told you, son.

All boys do that.

They know you.

Okay.

Can we try something else?

Can you do the cowgirl position for him?

Sure. See how he likes that. Are you ready, John?

Do you know what to do?

What's a cowgirl?

Well, that's spinning for a little bit.

How is that?

Really good.

Wow.

What do I do with my hands?

Just keep them around your waist.

Wow.

How is that, John?

It's great.

Like I told you, you're going to learn and you're going to like it.

Oh, my God.

You're doing good.

Yeah, definitely. He's your brother.

I can tell that your brother enjoying that.

Oh, wow.

You're doing okay.

You know, you can just take my hand and my boobs.

You ever felt boobs before? How does that feel, John?

Those are boobs.

They're pretty nice.

Let's try another position.

Sure. The dog style.

How is that?

You would love that, John.

Come on, Kate.

Dog style. Dog style position.

You know how dogs attack?

Yeah, get that from the back.

Good job. Nice and easy.

How is that?

Oh, yeah.

I'm so proud of you, son. You're doing really good.

Really, really good.

I have another thing to teach you. You sit there.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, brother. I feel good.

You're doing good, John. Mommy's proud of you.

You want to thank my butt?

Play with your balls? Feels good. Feel on show.

Wow. Oh, yeah.

Play with your balls while you fuck me in the back. You're a great experience.

Oh, life in the greatest.

Yep, you bet.

position? Sure.

So you brought in another step.

This one's the most common.

Whoa, you heard that?

That's my pussy party.

That's disgusting.

It's actually pretty sexy.

And the guy who wanted to hook you up, did you do that? Yeah.

Just get on her?

Yeah, slowly.

How was that, son?

It was pretty good.

Another thing I want to tell you, to watch out, don't go inside your sister.

Just go and have breath when you're time to call.

Okay.

You can't come inside me. I can't get pregnant. No.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to. Go and have breath.

Give me a big load all over my breast.

I'm so proud of you. You're going so cheap in my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

God, you're so good.

Mommy's better proud of you.

You heard that?

Mommy's proud of you, booger head.

Almost there?

Yeah. Good.

Oh, wow, this feels great. I think it's about to.

Oh, yeah.

Most guys come real fast when they first fuck.

Yeah, they're good.

You like to laugh for a while.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I think I'm almost there. Oh, yeah. Let's fucking see you get there.

Oh, man.

Pull out and come all over me. Oh,

man. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow. Oh,

man.

Oh, wow.

And Kate.

You're being such a good girl.

I'm proud of you too, baby.

Thanks, Mom.

Can we go shopping today? Of course we can.

Whenever you get ready.

Take a little quick shower and then we go.

Get off of me, booger head.

Maybe next time I will fuck my mom.

Not a virgin.