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What do you want, fag?

Hey, what's up, man?

Uh, not a lot, dude. Just hanging out.

Thinking about taking a nap.

Just ate some vegan sausage and feeling a little bloated, you know.

It happens.

What's up?

You're gross.

What about? What do you want, man?

I just... Look, dude, you're my best friend, right?

Because no one else really likes me, but... Uh-huh. I think you're really

cool. Alright?

You're like my best friend. Spit it out, dude. This sounds bad.

Dude, do you have AIDS?

I don't have AIDS yet, I don't think.

Okay. Look, I... I was... I just gotta tell you something, like... About your

mom. What about my mom?

Yeah. And your mom, like, walked in, I don't, like, I believe it was, like, an

accident or something, but she, she, like, walked in and, like, she looked at

my dick and she, like, started blowing me, man.

Bullshit.

Bullshit, dude. Okay, alright, April Fool's is fucking February.

What the fuck? Dude,

you're my best friend.

You fucked my mom?

You're not kidding.

No, I'm not. I just think you should know, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for

it to happen. It just happened. Oh, you motherfucker.

Dude, you dirty-dicked piece of shit.

When I'm done with you, man, oh, my God. You know what? I'm going to fucking deal

with you later, dude.

Fuck off.

Oh my god.

I need to talk to you.

Okay, what's up?

Uh, maybe you should tell me.

I'm not sure about... I just got off the phone with Alex.

Okay, is he gonna come over and stay the night or something?

Um, no, I don't think I'm ever going to fucking talk to him again.

Why? Because I know what you did.

What do you mean?

I know what you guys did.

Tell me that it's not true. Just go ahead and tell me that it's not true. I

don't know what you're talking about.

So you didn't suck his dick. You didn't fuck him the last time he was over here.

Um, I don't... I really don't think that my sex life is any of your business.

You don't think that having sex with my best friend is any of my business?

No, I don't.

I really don't. I mean... So, you know, you just can't help yourself. Is that

what you're saying? You can't help yourself when you see a cock?

You know what? It doesn't matter who the cock belongs to, right?

I don't mean this for you. No.

He's a very attractive man.

You know what? He's got a great body.

You guys are always braiding around here.

Why not? You're right. That's great. Hey, he has got a great body.

He's just in the bathroom, minding his own business.

And his penis was out, so yeah, sure. That makes sense. Well, you know what?

That's cool.

Hey, guess what? I got a dick too.

I got a nice body. Put it away.

Put it away. No.

Put it away.

No, I don't think so.

Yeah, this is inappropriate.

Put it away.

No. Put it away.

You can't help yourself. You can't help yourself. You see a cock and you just go

crazy, right?

Look at it. Look at it. Stop.

Okay, yeah, okay, stop.

Put it away.

No.

I'm not going to put it away.

Tell me how it happened.

Tell me what happened.

You had the super horny mom, right?

I can't help it. I mean, you young guys, and you're always so

fit, and...

Your dad is not fit, and you always have stamina, and... I'm sorry.

Well, you should be sorry.

Why don't you show me how sorry you are?

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious.

You're not going to just fuck my best friend and get away with it. That's

weird.

No, what's weird is that my mom has a cock addiction.

What's weird is that I can tell right now that you want this in your mouth.

Get down on your knees and suck my dick.

God,

mom.

You gotta make it up to me.

I love how hard you young guys get.

Fuck yes, mom.

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to

stop with this.

Just keep going.

Oh.

Yeah, man.

Yeah. You want me to fuck you like you did too?

I need this inside me.

Okay, let's go.

Lie down first.

Okay. Yeah, let me see that.

Is this how I fucked you?

No,

you fucked me from behind.

Well, I'll finish you from behind.

No, I want you to finish in my mouth.

Fine. I like how young cum tastes.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Then beg me for it. Please.

Please, I want you to finish in my mouth.

Okay.

Okay.

I think you're ready for it.

I don't know if this is appropriate to say or not, but you look better than

your friend.

Oh, of course I do.

Oh, God.

Fucking faggot.

God, you come to me.

Okay, okay.

This is why I love you, Hancock. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I guess I can't blame them for fucking you.

I said my face.

You can't always get what you want.

But if you're really, really good, Mom,

I'll let you taste it.

Sorry, but that fat pussy needs to become... All

over.

Little bit left.

Next time you fuck Alex, it better be with me.

We'll keep this a little secret from Dad.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Until next time.