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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:16,877 --> 00:00:19,151 You may remember Corinne Burns. 3 00:00:19,351 --> 00:00:22,522 She was the teenage fry chef who was fired on the air... 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,396 in our segment on Charlestown, PA, the town that will not die. 5 00:00:26,869 --> 00:00:30,239 You think this town wouldn't die. That's how dumb you are! 6 00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:31,985 You're fired! 7 00:00:32,888 --> 00:00:35,747 This town died years ago! 8 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:39,241 We've received more mail on Corinne Burns... 9 00:00:39,441 --> 00:00:42,845 than on any sequence we have shown in the past two years. 10 00:00:43,045 --> 00:00:45,485 Over 8,000 letters in ten days! 11 00:00:46,538 --> 00:00:49,586 Typical was the letter we received from Sam Latourette, 12 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:52,484 age 15, of Chicago, IL. 13 00:00:53,405 --> 00:00:54,494 He wrote... 14 00:00:54,694 --> 00:00:56,644 I think that girl is great. 15 00:00:56,844 --> 00:00:59,137 She said what I think all day long. 16 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,770 Over 7,000 impassioned letters from teenagers, 17 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:05,105 all saying the same thing. 18 00:01:05,305 --> 00:01:07,562 We could not ignore that response. 19 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:11,524 We went back to Charlestown, PA and Corinne Burns. 20 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,668 Who is that? 21 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,342 My mom. 22 00:01:18,775 --> 00:01:20,140 Beautiful. 23 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,150 How old was your mom? 24 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,132 - When she died? - Yes. 25 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:26,151 Thirty-eight. 26 00:01:26,351 --> 00:01:28,429 And she died of lung cancer? 27 00:01:29,606 --> 00:01:32,977 - That's what they call it. - What do you call it? 28 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,613 Breathing. 29 00:01:36,809 --> 00:01:38,730 When did she die? 30 00:01:40,035 --> 00:01:41,849 Six months ago. 31 00:01:42,049 --> 00:01:45,397 Your mother died of lung cancer and you smoke? 32 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:48,745 Each cigarette cuts a day away from your life. 33 00:01:54,554 --> 00:01:57,071 Your father was never around? 34 00:01:57,839 --> 00:02:00,233 Your father is dead... BEEP 35 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,340 He was in the army... BEEP 36 00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:06,339 It means you get more money... BEEP 37 00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:08,469 Have a good day. 38 00:02:10,049 --> 00:02:12,913 What goals did your mother have in life? 39 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:16,298 I don't know. I wouldn't call her and ask. 40 00:02:24,373 --> 00:02:26,148 Here you are... 41 00:02:26,757 --> 00:02:29,883 You're just sitting around at home wasting time. 42 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,069 I wouldn't call it a waste of time. 43 00:02:36,778 --> 00:02:38,377 What about love? 44 00:02:38,851 --> 00:02:41,048 I'm too far gone for love. 45 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:46,478 As long as you're alive... 46 00:02:46,678 --> 00:02:50,611 We can sit here and waste time philosophizing about love, 47 00:02:50,811 --> 00:02:52,653 and make it sound terrific. 48 00:02:52,853 --> 00:02:56,854 But what it boils down to is we're just a bunch of horny dogs. 49 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,976 Do you think your views may change as you grow older? 50 00:03:02,622 --> 00:03:04,137 Grow older? 51 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:08,453 What happened to the furniture? 52 00:03:08,653 --> 00:03:10,378 I sold it. 53 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:12,643 You didn't pay your rent? 54 00:03:12,843 --> 00:03:14,643 No, I paid the rent. 55 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:17,911 The lease is up... my mother's lease. 56 00:03:20,922 --> 00:03:24,377 I like you and your sister. I think you're nice kids. 57 00:03:27,553 --> 00:03:29,222 But I say to myself... 58 00:03:29,422 --> 00:03:33,244 If they catch you talking to yourself, they'll fire you for sure. 59 00:03:33,444 --> 00:03:37,733 Seriously, you're in desperate straits. What is going to happen to you? 60 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,455 You're still in your teens. 61 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,187 You're beautiful, smart, street smart. 62 00:03:43,387 --> 00:03:45,788 You're unemployed, broke, and cynical. 63 00:03:45,988 --> 00:03:48,680 You don't even have a high school diploma. 64 00:03:48,987 --> 00:03:52,166 Now Corinne Burns, what are you going to do? 65 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:57,255 My name isn't Corinne Burns. 66 00:03:58,908 --> 00:04:00,448 What is it? 67 00:04:05,556 --> 00:04:07,556 Third Degree Burns. 68 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:12,028 I'm the lead singer and manager of The Stains. 69 00:04:15,264 --> 00:04:17,738 On lead guitar... Dee Pleated. 70 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:21,225 On bass... Dizzy Heights. 71 00:04:21,425 --> 00:04:22,841 Ta-dah! 72 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,969 Tracy, will you come on! 73 00:04:35,169 --> 00:04:38,467 If I don't make this call someone else will get the job. 74 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,908 What else is new, lucky? 75 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:48,704 My name is Corinne Burns. 76 00:04:48,904 --> 00:04:52,947 I'm replying to your... mother's helper's ad. 77 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:54,981 Nobody is gonna hire you. 78 00:04:55,523 --> 00:04:57,363 My name is Corinne Burns. 79 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:01,551 In case you haven't heard, you're the laughing stock of this town. 80 00:05:09,092 --> 00:05:10,960 Can I get a lift to town? 81 00:05:11,405 --> 00:05:13,424 See you at rehearsal. 82 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:29,929 He was in the class ahead of you and Carolyn. 83 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:32,776 - She used to go out with him. - Did she? 84 00:05:32,976 --> 00:05:33,953 Yeah. 85 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:37,269 She thought he was a real doll. 86 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:39,442 - But guess what? - What? 87 00:05:39,838 --> 00:05:41,394 He still is. 88 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:49,719 It was really weird because.. 89 00:05:50,613 --> 00:05:54,977 when I saw him, he didn't know anything about Marilyn dying or anything. 90 00:05:56,903 --> 00:05:58,213 What? 91 00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:02,006 Oh, it's the TV star! 92 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:04,183 Helen, can I use your phone? 93 00:06:04,383 --> 00:06:06,878 Doesn't the TV star have her own phone? 94 00:06:07,078 --> 00:06:08,705 No, they turned it off. 95 00:06:08,905 --> 00:06:11,222 Well what about your secretary? 96 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:20,910 Tonight you're mine 97 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,858 completely 98 00:06:28,794 --> 00:06:30,811 You give your love... 99 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,001 I can't hear! 100 00:06:33,201 --> 00:06:36,294 Maybe if you got a job it would improve your hearing. 101 00:06:41,322 --> 00:06:43,392 Hi, this is Corinne Burns. 102 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:46,150 I'm replying to your ad in the paper. 103 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:49,408 Sarah, get off the phone. I'm expecting a call. 104 00:06:50,289 --> 00:06:55,756 But will you love me tomorrow? 105 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:03,407 Jessica, don't you have something to do? 106 00:07:03,607 --> 00:07:06,297 You know... your homework for once. 107 00:07:06,497 --> 00:07:08,798 Or you could take Jason for a walk. 108 00:07:09,712 --> 00:07:12,454 Or how about cleaning your room? 109 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,277 - What do you think? - So it's multiple choice? 110 00:07:19,778 --> 00:07:20,990 Jessica! 111 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,646 I told you I'm changing my name to Peg. 112 00:07:24,124 --> 00:07:27,289 Sorry sweetheart, speak up. I can't hear you. 113 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:29,861 I hate the name Jessica. 114 00:07:30,061 --> 00:07:32,706 - It's a lovely name. - It makes me gag! 115 00:07:32,906 --> 00:07:35,369 - Peg is not your name. - It is now. 116 00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:38,571 - I gave you your name. - That's why it's lousy. 117 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:42,066 That's the name you're gonna have. You understand? 118 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:45,398 Don't slam... 119 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:50,869 Thanks anyway. 120 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:55,413 Overtime, half time, time and a half. 121 00:07:58,714 --> 00:08:00,254 Oh, boy! 122 00:08:02,156 --> 00:08:06,466 You know, ever since my sister died, that one has been totally... 123 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,442 Like this, you know? 124 00:08:12,623 --> 00:08:15,095 We weren't like that, were we, Brenda? 125 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,757 No, we weren't. 126 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:19,955 No. 127 00:08:22,578 --> 00:08:25,927 We're the no. 1 Rock & Roll group in the world. 128 00:08:26,127 --> 00:08:29,723 And everything is gonna be different. It's all gotta change. 129 00:08:30,725 --> 00:08:35,335 The first thing we're gonna do is build a radio station tomorrow. 130 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:40,189 We're not gonna play any commercials and no news. 131 00:08:41,401 --> 00:08:43,852 Just Rock & Roll and the truth. 132 00:08:46,227 --> 00:08:48,274 One, Two, Three, Four... 133 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:09,371 Who's playing tonight? 134 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:12,404 I get morning sickness all the time. 135 00:09:12,604 --> 00:09:15,007 It's like, I threw up this morning. 136 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:18,944 And I keep eating. I've never eaten like this before. 137 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:21,780 I have such a sweet tooth now. 138 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:25,726 I get these cravings for sweets, and candy, and ice cream. 139 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,681 It's like, I threw up this morning. 140 00:09:29,573 --> 00:09:31,983 But I get morning sickness now. 141 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:33,985 I eat, and eat. 142 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:38,853 And I just have to eat all the time. Ice cream and everything. 143 00:09:43,295 --> 00:09:44,472 Corinne. 144 00:09:44,672 --> 00:09:46,828 Barnett wants you to take this. 145 00:09:47,028 --> 00:09:47,925 Thank you. 146 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,421 Now you're really gonna have a freak! 147 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,607 Headlining at 9:30... 148 00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:59,771 From England, tonight at the Gold Key, The Looters! 149 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,148 Hello! 150 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,749 It's lovely to be in your wonderful country. 151 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,916 - Where the fuck are we? - Charlestown! 152 00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:14,672 Do you want to be a professional? 153 00:10:26,732 --> 00:10:29,117 Yeah, I wanna see the world for free. 154 00:10:29,317 --> 00:10:31,979 But I don't like the things you see. 155 00:10:32,179 --> 00:10:35,713 Hup, two, three, four, really ain't my style. 156 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:39,898 Call up, calling us again. 157 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,511 The Commies are coming, did I hear you say? 158 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:46,753 Who knows, who cares? Maybe I will one day. 159 00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:51,989 Who knows what you're gonna see? 160 00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:57,286 Who knows when your turn will be? 161 00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:02,400 Join the professionals. 162 00:11:02,886 --> 00:11:05,198 Be a professional. 163 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,889 Join the professionals today. 164 00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:13,589 A kick in the head every day for a year 165 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:16,378 wouldn't even get me go in there. 166 00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:20,284 A shot in heart secretly for me. 167 00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:27,805 Do they really have to say of what goes on with you each day? 168 00:11:28,005 --> 00:11:31,172 Does your country mean that much to you? 169 00:11:33,771 --> 00:11:36,607 Who knows what you're gonna see? 170 00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:42,610 Who knows when your turn will be? 171 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,620 Join the professionals. 172 00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,168 Be a professional. 173 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:53,757 Join the professionals today. 174 00:11:56,637 --> 00:11:58,504 Join the professionals. 175 00:11:59,354 --> 00:12:01,299 Be a professional. 176 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,802 You're gonna be one anyway. 177 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:32,942 Who knows what you're gonna see? 178 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,002 Join the professionals. 179 00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:40,811 Be a professional. 180 00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:43,966 You're gonna be one anyway. 181 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,364 All right... Let's boogie! 182 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,409 Anybody out there got a roadmap? 183 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,440 You know what's coming, don't you? 184 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:17,105 I haven't done this song for a couple of years because... 185 00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:22,338 I didn't want to rest on my laurels... About 5 million of them! 186 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:26,883 This song was no. 1 for seven weeks in a row. 187 00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:29,260 You keep asking for it. 188 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,359 And we're up here to make you happy. 189 00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:36,406 - So what are we gonna do? - Roadmap Of My Tears! 190 00:13:37,111 --> 00:13:39,431 Roadmap Of My Tears! 191 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:43,192 You bunch of old farts! 192 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,071 You ain't worth two bob! 193 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,342 I'm driving around 194 00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:54,929 this mean old town. 195 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,689 You're a bunch of old men! 196 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:07,188 I follow you everywhere that you go. 197 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,177 I watched you when you couldn't see me. 198 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:14,219 There's nothing that you know that I don't know. 199 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:17,618 But the knowledge you impart doesn't free me. 200 00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:19,854 Hello. 201 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:23,209 Robell... phone! 202 00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:30,519 Robell here. 203 00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:32,031 Robell. 204 00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:34,449 Dave Robell. 205 00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:35,744 Yeah? 206 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:38,497 Hello? Rob Bell? 207 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,041 Who is this... Billy? 208 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:44,479 - Where the fuck are we? - Great to hear your voice. 209 00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:48,026 - Where are you now? - That's what I asked you, you prick! 210 00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:49,728 Whoa, man! 211 00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:53,554 You said this tour was gonna be great. I took your word for it. 212 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:57,683 We come all this way and we're a back-up group to a bunch of old farts! 213 00:14:57,943 --> 00:15:01,020 One more detour and I'll start crying. 214 00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:04,695 It's a roadmap of my tears. 215 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,068 It's a roadmap of my tears. 216 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:11,913 It's a roadmap of my tears. 217 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,201 It's a roadmap of my tears. 218 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,591 Thank you very much! 219 00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:52,558 Springfield Jill, long blond hair, Duke's tour '69. 220 00:15:55,249 --> 00:15:57,343 - Hey, fox! - Hi. 221 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,872 - How you doing, Jill? - I'm okay. 222 00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:07,542 Listen, Lawnboy! Either you get rid of them... 223 00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:12,123 and get us a new support act, or we get rid of you. You got it? 224 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,942 Can I talk to you for a minute? 225 00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:38,625 My sister and I have this group, 226 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:42,246 and we were wondering if we could audition for you. 227 00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:48,296 How did you get your first break? 228 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,281 The reason I'm asking is... 229 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:56,835 Let's get out of this gaff. 230 00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:13,240 Hey, I've got it! The Stains, right? What's happening with your group? 231 00:17:15,436 --> 00:17:18,366 He saw us on TV and thought we were great. 232 00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:22,021 - He's a famous Rock & Roll promoter. - Mick Jagger? 233 00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:25,357 Prince Charles wants to meet me. 234 00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:30,384 He's been looking for an opening act. 235 00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,671 He's listened to 100's of groups. 236 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,243 Wait... my hand! 237 00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:43,975 I don't know why we're taking these old clothes with us anyway. 238 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:47,323 - So where do we go? - It's a tour of the whole country. 239 00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:51,267 We're going to California. We get a percentage of the profits. 240 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,151 - That's good. - He's got a slot for us. 241 00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:57,947 In case you haven't heard, we've only had 3 rehearsals. 242 00:17:58,147 --> 00:18:00,442 Yeah, but they were long ones. 243 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:29,051 Okay sister, let's move it along. I don't have all day. 244 00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:32,307 You gotta be kidding me. No fucking way! 245 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,662 What's the difference? It's a way out of this dump. 246 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:46,453 Oh yeah, this guy is a famous promoter. Sure! 247 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:03,948 See you later, darling. 248 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,875 - What's she doing here? - Turn that radio off! 249 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:42,846 We've been sleeping on this bus all night. 250 00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:44,856 You okay, Jerry? 251 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,640 Morning Corpses... Morning ladies. 252 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,479 Springfield was really happening, man. She was good. She was real good. 253 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:58,503 Every bit as good as she ever was. It was nectar, man, nectar! 254 00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:03,177 That kid though, man. That kid was driving me crazy. 255 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,346 All night, man. 256 00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:11,987 His nose never stopped running, man. But Jill was worth it, man. 257 00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:14,672 Complimentary costumes, ladies. 258 00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:18,591 Hey man, what are these chicks doing on the bus, man? 259 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:22,727 Overnight, I get the peaceful solution. Now, we have one of each. 260 00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,954 Let's just get the fuck out of here, Lawnboy. 261 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:31,280 Lawnboy? He's a gardener! 262 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:36,274 Are you okay, man? You need a little pick-me-up? 263 00:20:36,474 --> 00:20:37,861 Hey, man? 264 00:20:39,249 --> 00:20:41,061 Looking good, man. 265 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,997 I'm moving, moving, moving. 266 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,942 I'm searching, searching, searching. 267 00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:31,140 Don't know if I'll find what I'm looking for. 268 00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:37,159 But tomorrow has got to be better for sure. 269 00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:42,754 'Cause I've been searching so long trying to find 270 00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:49,687 A better way of living and I know it's got to come some time. 271 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:53,404 That's why I'm moving, moving, moving. 272 00:21:54,725 --> 00:21:57,845 Heading out on the open road. 273 00:21:59,338 --> 00:22:03,984 How neat! I wonder if we get to keep these when we're finished. 274 00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:08,833 Are you sure these are the same guys that were in the band last night? 275 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,986 I don't recognize a soul. 276 00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:12,647 Yes. 277 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,457 I'm gonna go to the bathroom I'll be right back. 278 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:28,657 So our famous promoter wants this on his tour, eh? 279 00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:33,013 Shut up! We're going to California to see your fucking palm trees. 280 00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:37,517 Corinne, there's no toilet paper in here! 281 00:22:38,242 --> 00:22:39,561 No what? 282 00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:42,676 Use your hand, darling! 283 00:22:57,539 --> 00:23:01,123 - Do you charge for beer, or what? - Help yourself. 284 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,858 Opener. 285 00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:28,888 - What is it? - Red Stripe, Jamaican beer. 286 00:23:29,088 --> 00:23:33,127 - I thought it was black. - You won't know till you drink it. 287 00:23:34,152 --> 00:23:36,660 You know, none of that shit is new. 288 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:41,456 I wore leathers back in 1964, man, before anybody was doing it. 289 00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:44,376 I started the whole thing. 290 00:23:46,344 --> 00:23:50,005 I had my little Rockabilly period, you know, Glitter... 291 00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:53,992 But finally, all it ever comes down to... 292 00:23:54,192 --> 00:23:57,377 The thing that separates the men from the boys... 293 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:02,220 is that if you're not yourself, you're nobody. 294 00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:05,451 You know what I'm saying? 295 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:09,817 You take this rookie asshole, jumps on the stage... 296 00:24:10,017 --> 00:24:13,575 and shouts at the audience. Where's that at, man? 297 00:24:14,178 --> 00:24:16,558 Do you want to be a professional? 298 00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:23,711 I mean, honey, there's nothing new. 299 00:24:53,372 --> 00:24:55,697 Listen, you ugly old man! 300 00:24:55,957 --> 00:25:00,118 I hate you, I hate your poxy music, I hate everything about you! 301 00:25:08,613 --> 00:25:12,388 So brothers and sisters, is everybody ready to resume? 302 00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:18,268 Shit, Jerry! Thanks for jumping in, man. 303 00:25:27,479 --> 00:25:30,530 I'm moving, moving, moving. 304 00:25:33,676 --> 00:25:36,925 I'm searching, searching, searching. 305 00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:26,901 So where are we? 306 00:26:27,101 --> 00:26:29,814 - Pennsylvania. - Pennsylvania? 307 00:26:30,014 --> 00:26:33,050 Great, I thought we were going to California. 308 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:37,350 Yeah, we're gonna go to California, but we got to start somewhere. 309 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:40,173 I knew this tour was gonna be useless. 310 00:26:40,373 --> 00:26:42,742 Fucking useless. You said it was gonna be great. 311 00:26:42,942 --> 00:26:46,886 I said it would be an American tour. This is an American tour. 312 00:26:47,086 --> 00:26:50,145 - I could still be at home. - We've seen your home. 313 00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:52,207 - What about yours? - Shut up! 314 00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,329 Is it all gonna be this bad? 315 00:27:00,529 --> 00:27:02,667 Yeah man, we're doing real good. 316 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:06,207 The single, Princess, is out. It's doing real good. 317 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:08,761 The tour is going real good. 318 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,417 It's all real good. I'm positive about the whole thing. 319 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:15,954 At least we're gonna go to California. 320 00:27:16,154 --> 00:27:19,356 Shut up about California. We'll get there, right? 321 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:23,262 I've had enough of all of it, and I hate fuckin' Americans. 322 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,221 Is there any coke in this shit, man? 323 00:27:30,963 --> 00:27:33,023 - How much is it? - $250 324 00:27:33,223 --> 00:27:36,258 $250, are you kidding? That's ridiculous. 325 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,739 You knew our prices are high. 326 00:27:40,538 --> 00:27:42,726 You want to split a quarter? 327 00:27:47,046 --> 00:27:48,973 - Let's go. - Ready? 328 00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:51,959 This way first. This way. 329 00:27:57,856 --> 00:28:00,395 Can we keep these when we're finished? 330 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,260 - Sure. - I'm not gonna wear this. 331 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:07,107 Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. 332 00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:12,391 You know our new single, Princess. 333 00:28:13,321 --> 00:28:16,673 It's about that moment you get to in a relationship when... 334 00:28:16,873 --> 00:28:20,372 you have to resort to a physical means of expression. 335 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:26,191 Because you've done it words, and there's no further you can get. 336 00:28:27,969 --> 00:28:30,786 Sometimes I get so filled up with emotion... 337 00:28:30,986 --> 00:28:33,708 that I just end up hitting my old lady. 338 00:28:33,908 --> 00:28:36,290 Some women are into that. 339 00:28:42,674 --> 00:28:46,761 All right, all right! You saw her on your national TV. 340 00:28:47,597 --> 00:28:50,930 - Where the hell have you been? - What are you wearing? 341 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,786 Here are the fantastic Stains! 342 00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:17,911 Ready? 343 00:29:25,911 --> 00:29:28,322 This is called, Waste of Time. 344 00:29:34,151 --> 00:29:36,956 You ask me questions 345 00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:41,302 and I say nothing. 346 00:29:42,731 --> 00:29:44,627 They can't play. 347 00:29:45,582 --> 00:29:48,926 Girls can't be Rock & Rollers. It's the facts of life. 348 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:52,346 I'm a waste of time. 349 00:29:53,188 --> 00:29:54,931 I'm a waste of time. 350 00:29:55,131 --> 00:29:57,704 Look at your paycheck. 351 00:29:57,904 --> 00:30:02,003 You've worked so hard. Where's it all going? 352 00:30:02,263 --> 00:30:06,286 To jerks like me who spend it on nothing. 353 00:30:06,486 --> 00:30:08,474 I'm a waste of time. 354 00:30:10,610 --> 00:30:12,667 I'm a waste of time. Don't call me. 355 00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:14,909 I'm a waste of time. Don't ask me. 356 00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:17,020 I'm a waste of time. Don't touch me. 357 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:18,082 I'm a waste of... 358 00:30:20,914 --> 00:30:22,357 I told you. 359 00:30:31,089 --> 00:30:32,450 Cute! 360 00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:52,007 I'll tell you what, John. I like her hair. 361 00:30:56,978 --> 00:30:58,048 You! 362 00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:00,020 Hello! 363 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:04,815 You don't fool me. I know all about you. 364 00:31:05,015 --> 00:31:08,692 You came here thinking you'd see some cute and wonderful Rock star. 365 00:31:08,892 --> 00:31:13,366 You hoped he'd take one look at you and he'd fall in love with you. 366 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:18,297 Then your savior could take you out of this dump of a town. 367 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:21,375 You could be different from the other girls. 368 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,283 I bet she's on drugs. 369 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:25,253 Suckers! Suckers! 370 00:31:25,898 --> 00:31:27,164 Suckers! 371 00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:32,154 Be yourselves! These guys laugh at you. 372 00:31:32,354 --> 00:31:36,179 They've got big plans for the world but they don't include us. 373 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:40,408 So what does that make you? Just another girl lining up to die. 374 00:31:45,957 --> 00:31:47,197 Shit! 375 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,125 Now who's the sucker? 376 00:32:03,509 --> 00:32:04,957 I'm perfect! 377 00:32:05,595 --> 00:32:09,399 But nobody in this shit hole gets me 'cause I don't put out. 378 00:32:14,369 --> 00:32:16,557 Shit, she's done it again! 379 00:32:27,168 --> 00:32:29,384 I was looking for him, man. 380 00:32:31,405 --> 00:32:35,046 I knew it was time, you know. I just had a feeling. 381 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:39,285 I knew it was coming, man. 382 00:32:39,951 --> 00:32:41,998 I could have told you. 383 00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:49,712 Fire send nothing to heaven though art not to be. 384 00:32:52,365 --> 00:32:54,572 Maybe he had a heart attack. 385 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,489 He's got kids! 386 00:33:00,029 --> 00:33:03,738 Pulling shit like that on stage, you're supposed to make people like us. 387 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,469 I told the truth. 388 00:33:07,117 --> 00:33:08,716 What's the matter? 389 00:33:11,063 --> 00:33:12,669 Is that guy dead? 390 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:17,172 I don't want any part of this. I wanna go home! 391 00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:19,201 You don't have a home. 392 00:33:22,929 --> 00:33:24,365 Let's go. 393 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:31,580 I'm shocked. 394 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:35,089 That's all I can come up with. I'm shocked. 395 00:33:41,724 --> 00:33:44,809 Listen, man, you gotta get me something. 396 00:33:45,069 --> 00:33:47,604 I can't spend the night alone, man. 397 00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:51,524 Ladies and gentlemen, due to some technical difficulties... 398 00:33:51,724 --> 00:33:55,016 The Metal Corpses will be unable to perform tonight. 399 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:57,212 Oh Jerry, why? 400 00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:01,117 You were so great, man. You were so great. 401 00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:07,544 You had the magic, man. Why is it such a waste? 402 00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:10,972 Such a waste of talent. Why didn't you listen to me? 403 00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:14,269 I told him. 404 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,715 I told him over and over. 405 00:34:18,593 --> 00:34:20,208 Excuse me. 406 00:34:22,939 --> 00:34:26,882 I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry about your friend. 407 00:34:29,895 --> 00:34:32,215 Does this mean you're finished? 408 00:34:37,358 --> 00:34:41,316 Damn son of a bitch, cock sucking faggot, junkie. 409 00:34:42,009 --> 00:34:43,155 Shit! 410 00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:53,521 Best I've ever seen him. 411 00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:55,590 When I go... 412 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:59,205 I want to be known as Billy Fay, the greatest Rock & Roller ever. 413 00:34:59,405 --> 00:35:01,818 I don't want to look like a big bust. 414 00:35:06,293 --> 00:35:08,678 - It's gonna be okay. - He's dead. 415 00:35:09,851 --> 00:35:11,646 He probably wanted to die. 416 00:35:12,733 --> 00:35:14,714 I don't have any luck. 417 00:35:15,284 --> 00:35:17,353 We'll think of something. 418 00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:21,861 That's what you always say, but things always get worse. 419 00:35:22,061 --> 00:35:26,200 You said momma wasn't gonna die. You promised she'd get better. 420 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,892 We're fucked! 421 00:35:52,227 --> 00:35:54,030 I like your hair. 422 00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:56,908 Yeah, what else do you like? 423 00:36:06,328 --> 00:36:08,071 That's it. 424 00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:15,126 I mean at the moment, you're just hair, ain't you? 425 00:36:20,193 --> 00:36:22,034 If you work hard... 426 00:36:22,804 --> 00:36:28,104 Maybe in a couple of years time you might be something different. 427 00:36:33,019 --> 00:36:36,817 At the moment, you're just two white stripes, ain't you? 428 00:36:54,485 --> 00:36:56,250 Rob Bell? 429 00:36:57,266 --> 00:37:00,922 - We're headlining this tour. - I knew it, man! 430 00:37:01,182 --> 00:37:05,134 Remember what your Uncle Dave said? Was I right? You bet your ass! 431 00:37:05,394 --> 00:37:09,013 We need a good support band, a good Rock & Roll band. 432 00:37:09,273 --> 00:37:14,523 Okay, I'm not gonna stand here chatting, I'll go to work for you right now, okay? 433 00:37:14,723 --> 00:37:17,688 Keep yourself together. Ciao, catch you later. 434 00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,164 Tonight on People and Places... 435 00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:23,444 Alicia Meeker has a sad story of a local death. 436 00:37:23,704 --> 00:37:24,877 Alicia. 437 00:37:25,797 --> 00:37:30,472 You Rock & Roll fans will remember bass guitarist, Jerry Jervey. 438 00:37:30,672 --> 00:37:35,250 A pioneer of acid rock, Jerry Jervey died alone last night... 439 00:37:35,372 --> 00:37:39,876 at the age of 37 in a filthy ladies room backstage at the Penthouse Disco... 440 00:37:40,076 --> 00:37:43,714 minutes before he was to go on stage with his band, The Metal Corpses. 441 00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:47,412 Jerry Jervey was nothing, if not a survivor. 442 00:37:47,612 --> 00:37:52,570 He had survived 7 drug arrests, 2 convictions, 5 paternity suits, 443 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:57,395 an involvement in over 15 bands in his meteoric 20 year career. 444 00:37:57,655 --> 00:38:02,248 Until it was announced that Jervey had died of cocaine intoxication, 445 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,069 the prime suspect was this young woman. 446 00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:10,199 - Were you Jerry Jervey's girlfriend? - Is this for TV? 447 00:38:10,399 --> 00:38:14,520 We have a large audience. I get a lot of my stuff on network. 448 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,319 - Okay, I admit he loved me. - Tell me about it. 449 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:22,427 He sent her flowers and turquoise jewelry. 450 00:38:22,627 --> 00:38:24,505 It was nice. 451 00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:28,328 Yeah, but I had to face facts. The guy could never be enough. 452 00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:33,097 - How did you put it to him. - I said, I don't put out. 453 00:38:33,357 --> 00:38:35,117 In that outfit? 454 00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:39,341 It doesn't make sense to wear a see-through blouse and no bra... 455 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,647 and say, I don't put out. 456 00:38:41,907 --> 00:38:45,112 That's not what it means. It means, don't get screwed. 457 00:38:45,312 --> 00:38:46,706 Don't get had. 458 00:38:46,906 --> 00:38:50,122 So even though Jerry Jervey was a drug addict, 459 00:38:50,322 --> 00:38:52,723 I guess he was still very sensitive. 460 00:38:53,429 --> 00:38:56,621 He was an old man in a young girl's world. 461 00:38:57,579 --> 00:39:00,207 What did Jerry Jervey die of? 462 00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:04,437 Actually he died of a broken heart. 463 00:39:05,632 --> 00:39:09,294 So I guess some people still die of love? 464 00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:11,525 Did you think they'd stop? 465 00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:14,163 What I mean is... 466 00:39:14,363 --> 00:39:19,018 This guy could have had his pick of any number of these camp followers. 467 00:39:19,218 --> 00:39:23,454 and instead, he falls for this really weird looking girl. 468 00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:25,900 I think she looks very elegant. 469 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,544 Oh? Well, it takes all kinds. 470 00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:33,223 If you want to see this extraordinary person for yourself, 471 00:39:33,423 --> 00:39:36,827 her band are performing tonight at the Bamboo Room. 472 00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:39,251 I'm a waste of time. 473 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,970 I'm a waste of time. Don't ask me. 474 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,991 I'm a waste of time. Don't call me. 475 00:39:44,191 --> 00:39:46,103 I'm a waste of time. Don't touch me. 476 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:48,507 I'm a waste of time. 477 00:39:50,267 --> 00:39:52,727 Overtime, half time, time and a half. 478 00:39:52,927 --> 00:39:54,388 Time is money. 479 00:39:54,588 --> 00:39:56,543 Time is flying. 480 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,646 That's what's important to you. 481 00:40:01,348 --> 00:40:03,893 I'm a waste of time. 482 00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:12,117 You look fabulous. 483 00:40:12,317 --> 00:40:15,033 I'll see you after the show outside. 484 00:40:19,106 --> 00:40:21,706 Were The Stains and we don't put out. 485 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:39,321 - Perfect! - This is a big deal! 486 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:44,146 We have to get rid of them fucking stupid birds. 487 00:40:44,268 --> 00:40:48,030 I don't want to know about it. Don't tell me nothing about it. 488 00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:50,843 Who do we tell about it? 489 00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:53,946 Don't fucking tell me. Tell our agent! 490 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,452 What's he gonna do? 491 00:40:56,652 --> 00:41:00,171 A lot more than I'll do. I don't want to know about it. 492 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:02,801 I've had it up to here. 493 00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:05,435 You've had it up to here? 494 00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:08,878 You're the ones who are always giving me the mirror.< 495 00:41:09,078 --> 00:41:12,548 - You're the one who brung us over. - I didn't bring no one nowhere! 496 00:41:12,808 --> 00:41:15,903 I ain't gonna sleep in that bus with you lot. 497 00:41:16,103 --> 00:41:19,284 - Where are you going? - Far away from you! 498 00:41:19,484 --> 00:41:21,272 Out of my air holes! 499 00:41:21,472 --> 00:41:23,949 - Go on then. Piss off! - Bullocks! 500 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,270 Bullocks to you. Tosser! 501 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:34,612 Watch it, star! Don't kick this bus here, sir. 502 00:41:34,872 --> 00:41:37,430 This bus is my thing, you know. 503 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,663 You don't know how come I sweat to get this bus here. 504 00:41:41,048 --> 00:41:43,996 Only Jah Rastafari know. 505 00:41:45,357 --> 00:41:48,417 I just come here to play Reggae music. 506 00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:51,393 You people don't know. 507 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:55,533 You want to hear this Reggae music? This is Reggae music... Hard! 508 00:41:55,733 --> 00:41:57,937 Tough! Lion! 509 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:02,571 A long time we're planning this thing. A long time! 510 00:42:03,892 --> 00:42:08,599 Bob MacDonald and the Islanders gonna mash up this place with the sun. 511 00:42:08,799 --> 00:42:12,538 He's sitting in jail now. Never done no wrong and all. 512 00:42:13,369 --> 00:42:15,653 Just smoke up a little herbs. 513 00:42:15,853 --> 00:42:19,323 All of the sudden the police just come in and take him. 514 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:21,419 Now he's stuck inside jail, 515 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,954 and I don't have enough money to get him out of jail. 516 00:42:26,222 --> 00:42:28,710 All I want is to finish this tour. 517 00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:33,477 Jah! Jah gonna guide I, truly! 518 00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,172 Rastafari! 519 00:42:39,514 --> 00:42:41,253 I think this is my room. 520 00:42:41,453 --> 00:42:43,834 I'm not finished yet. I'll be done in a minute. 521 00:42:44,034 --> 00:42:45,898 Hey, you got a quarter? 522 00:42:47,796 --> 00:42:49,288 I might. 523 00:42:51,646 --> 00:42:55,064 You've got the biggest radio I've ever seen! 524 00:42:56,435 --> 00:42:59,066 - How many did you want? - Just one. 525 00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:03,863 Oh man, this is a dime! 526 00:43:06,281 --> 00:43:09,184 I know where I can find some quarters. 527 00:43:09,384 --> 00:43:10,893 Hurry back! 528 00:43:11,093 --> 00:43:14,431 Do you think you can get your friend out of jail? 529 00:43:14,631 --> 00:43:17,666 I'm trying to raise the money with this tour. 530 00:43:19,437 --> 00:43:21,888 I guess you're not doing so well. 531 00:43:23,627 --> 00:43:27,818 Jah will take care of us because we have one common goal. 532 00:43:29,777 --> 00:43:31,467 What is it? 533 00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:34,309 Look at it this way. 534 00:43:34,816 --> 00:43:38,631 My path is steep and the road rocky. 535 00:43:39,382 --> 00:43:41,840 But you think of the rich man, 536 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,719 up on the hill, in a big house, with all the money him steal. 537 00:43:46,919 --> 00:43:48,626 Saying to himself... 538 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:51,916 Money in my pocket and I still can't find love. 539 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:55,706 I know a lot of poor people who feel the same way. 540 00:43:56,142 --> 00:43:58,506 And I survive, see? 541 00:43:59,715 --> 00:44:01,383 What does that mean? 542 00:44:01,643 --> 00:44:05,144 It means there's no difference between me and the next man. 543 00:44:05,344 --> 00:44:09,266 I is he, and he is I. Like I is you... 544 00:44:09,526 --> 00:44:11,386 and you is me. 545 00:44:12,037 --> 00:44:14,037 - See? - Yeah. 546 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:20,027 That's nice. I wish that was the way things were. 547 00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:24,281 - I have something for you to sign. - What? 548 00:44:24,974 --> 00:44:27,453 Just a standard contract form. 549 00:44:28,378 --> 00:44:31,275 This is the latest chapter of Corinne Burns, 550 00:44:31,475 --> 00:44:36,301 an extraordinary young female singer who attracts hordes of devoted followers. 551 00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:39,087 Why did you drive here to see this group? 552 00:44:39,287 --> 00:44:41,227 'Cause I saw her on TV. 553 00:44:41,427 --> 00:44:43,821 Obviously you saw her on my show. 554 00:44:43,938 --> 00:44:45,290 I saw her live! 555 00:44:45,490 --> 00:44:47,679 Exploitation. That's all it is. 556 00:44:47,801 --> 00:44:48,824 Where? 557 00:44:49,024 --> 00:44:52,745 - At The Penthouse, in person. - What effect did she have on you. 558 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:57,067 She said things I've wanted to say and I haven't been able to. 559 00:44:57,267 --> 00:44:58,670 What kind of things? 560 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:02,221 She gave her honest opinion of how she felt about people. 561 00:45:02,421 --> 00:45:05,484 - That's why I'm like her now. - And what are you? 562 00:45:05,684 --> 00:45:07,199 I'm a skunk. 563 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:12,162 You begin to wonder about your profession, don't you? 564 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:17,251 You give a little air time to some nut on the big night news, 565 00:45:17,451 --> 00:45:20,721 and 24 hours later you've got a bunch of other nuts... 566 00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:23,372 who are just making her into a hero. 567 00:45:23,572 --> 00:45:28,733 They see something on the media, and they've got to do the same thing. 568 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:34,528 Well, you're on the box every night, and no one tries to be like you. 569 00:45:36,154 --> 00:45:40,488 Well, I'm talking about the power that television has to create... 570 00:45:40,688 --> 00:45:43,476 Those girls created themselves. 571 00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:48,612 Well, as far as I see it, what it really amounts to... 572 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:52,575 is some girl drop-outs who are using the media. 573 00:45:52,775 --> 00:45:55,873 I'm not reporting about a band as much as I am... 574 00:45:55,995 --> 00:45:59,047 a very personal appeal for young women to resist. 575 00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:01,420 Resist what? 576 00:46:02,163 --> 00:46:04,341 Life as we know it. 577 00:46:05,017 --> 00:46:08,137 Well, as I see it, all it really amounts to... 578 00:46:08,337 --> 00:46:10,982 If it amounts to more for you, 579 00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:15,628 you can catch The Stains tomorrow at Westland Plaza at 9pm. 580 00:46:15,828 --> 00:46:18,323 This is Alicia Meeker and Stu McGrath. 581 00:46:18,523 --> 00:46:19,605 Goodnight. 582 00:46:31,199 --> 00:46:35,060 Ooh, yeah, yeah. 583 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:39,887 I wanna step outside but you know that I can't today. 584 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,331 They've got us locked away. 585 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:47,232 You want a sweet? 586 00:46:56,153 --> 00:46:57,736 You want a sweet? 587 00:46:57,936 --> 00:47:00,318 A sweet? I'll need more than a sweet. 588 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:03,542 I've been sleeping on this fuckin' bus all night. 589 00:47:13,304 --> 00:47:14,515 Hello. 590 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:19,021 I'd like to talk to you. 591 00:47:19,221 --> 00:47:22,269 Do you mind if I look out the window while you talk? 592 00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:25,903 I might see somebody I know, and I wouldn't want to miss them. 593 00:47:26,103 --> 00:47:29,842 Last night I stayed in a hotel, and I pulled this bird. 594 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:36,367 The bathroom's empty. Why don't you finish your story in there? 595 00:47:37,642 --> 00:47:41,532 Anyway, I was laying next to her, 596 00:47:42,476 --> 00:47:44,573 looking up at the ceiling. 597 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:48,481 From out of the blue from nowhere, 598 00:47:49,576 --> 00:47:51,556 I had this vision... 599 00:47:53,147 --> 00:47:56,636 that you were gonna be a great success. 600 00:47:57,438 --> 00:47:58,954 You're different. 601 00:47:59,935 --> 00:48:02,330 You are gonna be really good. 602 00:48:08,123 --> 00:48:11,091 I can't explain it. I just know. 603 00:48:58,872 --> 00:49:02,581 All right everybody, the sound check is at 3pm. 604 00:49:03,325 --> 00:49:05,428 How about some breakfast? 605 00:49:09,391 --> 00:49:12,950 Now they got us playing in fuckin' Safeways! 606 00:49:13,712 --> 00:49:16,894 We gotta get the money to get home, haven't we? 607 00:49:26,981 --> 00:49:29,831 Hey, you don't look too well. 608 00:49:31,527 --> 00:49:34,541 You gotta start eating something, darling. 609 00:49:37,114 --> 00:49:41,130 Why don't we go over there and get some room service? 610 00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:46,456 Why should I care? You're gonna be paying for it. 611 00:49:46,656 --> 00:49:49,671 Listen, I ain't trying to pull you. 612 00:49:50,236 --> 00:49:53,942 If I was trying to pull you, I'd come straight out with it. 613 00:49:54,142 --> 00:49:57,839 I've been on the road for 3 years. I've been around. 614 00:50:00,048 --> 00:50:02,405 I can have any bird I want. 615 00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:10,317 Name one. 616 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,373 Are you coming? 617 00:50:24,539 --> 00:50:26,310 You know something? 618 00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:29,343 Some people think girls can't be Rock & Rollers. 619 00:50:30,132 --> 00:50:32,113 I've never said that in my life. 620 00:50:32,313 --> 00:50:35,622 They just don't go about it in the right way. 621 00:50:35,822 --> 00:50:38,234 I always thought it was genetic. 622 00:50:42,432 --> 00:50:44,780 It doesn't matter how you look. 623 00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:48,962 You just gotta practice. You gotta learn to play properly. 624 00:50:51,052 --> 00:50:53,914 If I wanted your advice, I'd ask for it. 625 00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:04,588 - You just can't be a gimmick. - I'm not a gimmick! 626 00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:11,093 Because if people think you're a gimmick they're gonna see right through you. 627 00:51:11,293 --> 00:51:15,337 And they ain't gonna stick around for very long, are they? 628 00:51:15,537 --> 00:51:18,396 So you've really got to have something to say. 629 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:23,945 - What are the words to that one? - Professionals? It's about the draft. 630 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:27,767 Yeah, I wanna see the world for free 631 00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:30,283 But I don't like the things you see. 632 00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:33,293 Hup, two, three, four really ain't my style. 633 00:51:34,025 --> 00:51:38,250 Do they really have to say of what goes on with you each day? 634 00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:41,009 Does your country mean that much to you? 635 00:51:41,269 --> 00:51:43,877 Could you write it out for me? 636 00:51:46,117 --> 00:51:47,140 Sure. 637 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,072 I believe in what I write. 638 00:51:54,076 --> 00:51:56,101 I believe in every word. 639 00:51:57,786 --> 00:52:01,138 There's something there, something really... special. 640 00:52:27,325 --> 00:52:28,787 Corinne? 641 00:52:41,021 --> 00:52:43,537 I've never told anybody this before. 642 00:52:43,737 --> 00:52:46,074 I don't want any more advice. 643 00:52:49,882 --> 00:52:51,455 I can't read. 644 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,458 - What? - I can't read. 645 00:52:55,493 --> 00:52:57,333 You never learned? 646 00:52:59,356 --> 00:53:04,027 My dad used to make me do homework just to get better, but I never did. 647 00:53:04,227 --> 00:53:07,365 - He used to call me thick. - What do you mean, thick? 648 00:53:10,256 --> 00:53:11,475 Dumb. 649 00:53:20,517 --> 00:53:22,644 What are you telling me for? 650 00:53:25,794 --> 00:53:28,763 I just wanted you to have something on me. 651 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:38,590 I knew this kid in school who couldn't read. 652 00:53:39,698 --> 00:53:42,289 He'd just sit there and not say anything. 653 00:53:42,489 --> 00:53:44,714 And when it came his turn... 654 00:53:44,914 --> 00:53:46,802 It was very embarrassing... 655 00:53:47,062 --> 00:53:51,056 because the teacher would call on him, and nothing would happen. 656 00:54:26,192 --> 00:54:30,003 The floor was slimy and the air was thick and hot. 657 00:54:30,203 --> 00:54:33,682 I hid in a booth and I tried to set up a cot. 658 00:54:33,882 --> 00:54:36,846 I wore fine clothes and drank mixed drinks. 659 00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:40,326 I watched the Pope fight Leon Spinks. 660 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:41,938 Hello. 661 00:54:49,138 --> 00:54:50,862 I slept in an arcade. 662 00:54:51,062 --> 00:54:52,826 I slept in an arcade. 663 00:54:58,978 --> 00:55:00,622 Hey, Billy! 664 00:55:00,822 --> 00:55:02,392 Right! Great! 665 00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:07,051 Billy, don't you remember me? Dave Robell, your agent. 666 00:55:09,446 --> 00:55:12,864 Yeah, this is Corinne. This is my agent, David Robell. 667 00:55:13,064 --> 00:55:15,853 I've been tracking you for days. Look! 668 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:21,425 Black Randy and The Metro Squad. It's such a coup my getting him. 669 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,907 This guy is so new. He's perfect to open for you. 670 00:55:26,811 --> 00:55:28,229 Hold it! 671 00:55:28,429 --> 00:55:29,962 Mother Fucker! 672 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,012 What's going on, Billy? 673 00:55:36,212 --> 00:55:38,096 - Get rid of them! - Why? 674 00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:42,834 - The Stains play for us. - What am I gonna tell them? 675 00:55:46,327 --> 00:55:48,195 I'll take care of them. 676 00:55:50,731 --> 00:55:52,346 What am I doing here? 677 00:55:58,569 --> 00:56:00,195 Oy, cut it! 678 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:01,978 I slept in an arcade! 679 00:56:02,785 --> 00:56:04,064 Cut it! 680 00:56:04,324 --> 00:56:06,233 I slept in an arcade! 681 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,953 Billy, be cool! 682 00:56:14,396 --> 00:56:16,096 Listen to me! 683 00:56:16,296 --> 00:56:20,664 You get your fuckin' bags packed, and you get out of this gaff! 684 00:56:20,864 --> 00:56:22,385 All right? 685 00:56:22,585 --> 00:56:23,971 Okay, all right. 686 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,933 Billy, will you please be cool? 687 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:30,701 Remember, you called me. You asked for a support band. 688 00:56:30,901 --> 00:56:34,193 You told me to get a Rock & Roll band. That's what I did. 689 00:56:34,393 --> 00:56:38,594 Get out! I want you out of here. The lot of you, fuck off! 690 00:56:45,679 --> 00:56:47,456 Was it something I said? 691 00:57:09,138 --> 00:57:11,741 It'll be alright. I just spoke to him. 692 00:57:11,941 --> 00:57:15,109 I told him last week we needed a new support band. 693 00:57:15,309 --> 00:57:19,115 You were terrible last week, but now you're fuckin' great. 694 00:57:19,315 --> 00:57:20,753 Don't bother me. 695 00:57:22,644 --> 00:57:24,342 Pig! You liar! 696 00:57:27,937 --> 00:57:30,942 I know I'm a liar, but I'm telling you the truth. 697 00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:36,821 - It's gonna be alright. - Don't touch me. 698 00:57:54,663 --> 00:57:56,973 Good afternoon, we're The Stains. 699 00:58:05,947 --> 00:58:07,412 You got it! 700 00:58:07,572 --> 00:58:09,892 What's the problem about getting old? 701 00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:11,573 Nothing! 702 00:58:11,773 --> 00:58:14,024 What's so wonderful about getting married? 703 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:15,320 Nothing. 704 00:58:15,455 --> 00:58:16,788 What don't we do? 705 00:58:16,988 --> 00:58:18,664 We don't put out! 706 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,710 Do you want to be a professional? 707 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,291 I've been betrayed! 708 00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:36,779 Yeah, I wanna see the world for free 709 00:58:36,979 --> 00:58:39,898 but I don't like the things you see. 710 00:58:40,098 --> 00:58:43,306 Hup, two, three, four really ain't my style. 711 00:58:46,182 --> 00:58:47,894 Call up, calling us again. 712 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:51,852 The Commies are coming, did I hear you say? 713 00:58:52,052 --> 00:58:55,659 Who cares? Who knows? Maybe I will one day. 714 00:58:58,439 --> 00:59:01,324 Who knows what you're gonna see? 715 00:59:01,524 --> 00:59:03,718 Not me! Not me! 716 00:59:04,128 --> 00:59:07,403 Who knows when your turn will be? 717 00:59:07,603 --> 00:59:09,903 Not me! Not me! 718 00:59:10,385 --> 00:59:12,919 Join the professionals. 719 00:59:13,179 --> 00:59:15,588 Be a professional. 720 00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:19,739 Join the professionals today. 721 00:59:26,024 --> 00:59:28,057 She's imitating me now! 722 00:59:28,257 --> 00:59:32,160 - She's doing a better job than you. - You get out there and do it then. 723 00:59:38,192 --> 00:59:39,713 I don't believe it. 724 00:59:43,334 --> 00:59:46,454 You wanker! You must have taught her that. 725 00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:51,249 Who knows what you're gonna see? 726 00:59:54,665 --> 00:59:57,374 Who knows when your turn will be? 727 01:00:01,052 --> 01:00:03,136 Join the professionals. 728 01:00:05,064 --> 01:00:08,511 It seems here in nowhere land it has become clear... 729 01:00:08,626 --> 01:00:13,146 to several thousand young women, inspired by an unrecorded band... 730 01:00:13,346 --> 01:00:16,762 with see-through blouses and white stripes in their hair... 731 01:00:16,962 --> 01:00:20,540 that life is to be lived right now, not tomorrow. 732 01:00:23,789 --> 01:00:25,486 God, look at this! 733 01:00:25,686 --> 01:00:28,559 What is it? Is that you? 734 01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,084 - It's us. - Is that you on stage? 735 01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:36,624 - Oh my God, we look great! - Jesus Christ, you look fantastic! 736 01:00:36,824 --> 01:00:39,010 You look even better on screen! 737 01:00:39,210 --> 01:00:41,785 These young women who call themselves skunks, 738 01:00:41,985 --> 01:00:46,445 are not content to let old age bring in the specious wisdom of despair, 739 01:00:46,569 --> 01:00:50,368 and in their rebellion they have decided that female existence... 740 01:00:50,471 --> 01:00:53,973 should not be a rush to the grave or worse, to the supermarket, 741 01:00:54,173 --> 01:00:58,900 and that none of their beauty should be wasted or pass unnoticed. 742 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,709 There is one last person to hear from. 743 01:01:04,186 --> 01:01:08,528 - You're the mother of the bass player. - Oh my God, it's my mom! 744 01:01:08,728 --> 01:01:12,202 - Peg, right? - Her name is Jessica McNeil. 745 01:01:12,402 --> 01:01:16,662 You're the aunt of the other two sisters Corinne and Tracy Burns. 746 01:01:16,862 --> 01:01:20,652 - My sister Marilyn was their mother. - How old are you? 747 01:01:20,852 --> 01:01:22,165 - I'm 30. - 34! 748 01:01:22,365 --> 01:01:25,263 How long has it been since you've seen your daughter? 749 01:01:25,463 --> 01:01:27,873 Um, it's been over a month now. 750 01:01:28,606 --> 01:01:30,298 Has she called you? 751 01:01:30,498 --> 01:01:31,529 No. 752 01:01:32,410 --> 01:01:37,339 She hasn't shared her success with you, but we've shown you tapes of her band. 753 01:01:37,539 --> 01:01:42,935 Yeah, I've seen those tapes of this... band, if you can call it that. 754 01:01:43,135 --> 01:01:46,538 You've seen the see-through blouses and the make up. 755 01:01:46,738 --> 01:01:49,406 And you've heard the message, Don't put out. 756 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:50,993 I have, yes. 757 01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:55,329 Has your daughter always been this much trouble? 758 01:01:57,259 --> 01:01:58,404 Yeah. 759 01:02:00,527 --> 01:02:02,396 No, I mean... 760 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:07,651 I think that I should tell the truth here. 761 01:02:08,945 --> 01:02:12,053 I never had any confidence in her at all. 762 01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:16,412 I'd also like to add, if I may... 763 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:21,892 that my mother and father never thought I'd be anything either. 764 01:02:22,803 --> 01:02:27,238 My dad would always say to me, Linda, you're nothing! 765 01:02:28,507 --> 01:02:31,326 You know, so I would think, yeah. 766 01:02:33,869 --> 01:02:36,245 I'm kind of ashamed to say that... 767 01:02:36,445 --> 01:02:39,922 I did to my daughter what my parents did to me. 768 01:02:42,311 --> 01:02:46,966 So when I see her up on stage and I see that she's having fun... 769 01:02:48,219 --> 01:02:52,548 and I see all these other kids who really think that she's great, 770 01:02:53,344 --> 01:02:57,852 I just think how proud I am of her for getting around what I did to her. 771 01:02:59,255 --> 01:03:00,419 Thank you. 772 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,389 Can I just say one more thing? 773 01:03:04,919 --> 01:03:09,069 I do have one regret, and that is that I wish... 774 01:03:09,269 --> 01:03:12,212 that my sister Marilyn were still alive... 775 01:03:12,412 --> 01:03:15,507 so that she could see Corinne and Tracy having fun. 776 01:03:18,424 --> 01:03:20,814 Because when she was sick one day, 777 01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:27,066 And she was a real hell raiser. She was always the first one out there. 778 01:03:28,854 --> 01:03:32,676 But when she was sick one day, she says to me... 779 01:03:33,887 --> 01:03:35,294 She says... 780 01:03:36,538 --> 01:03:39,252 I'm not a failure for dying, am I? 781 01:03:39,452 --> 01:03:42,551 And I says, No. 782 01:03:44,049 --> 01:03:45,467 So... 783 01:03:45,667 --> 01:03:51,513 I just wish that she had lived to see the kids on TV because... 784 01:03:51,713 --> 01:03:54,877 I think she'd be really proud. 785 01:03:58,388 --> 01:04:01,829 Hey Marilyn, now you're on the tube too. 786 01:04:02,029 --> 01:04:04,168 You're not a flop. 787 01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:07,630 Ta-dah! 788 01:04:08,525 --> 01:04:10,883 Thank you and goodnight. 789 01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:15,089 Sweetheart, you are moving so fast. 790 01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:19,873 You're happening so fast now, you can't afford to be loyal to this guy. 791 01:04:20,073 --> 01:04:23,396 That wouldn't be fair to yourself or to your fans. 792 01:04:23,596 --> 01:04:27,923 You can't even hesitate now because if you do, you'll kill yourself. 793 01:04:28,123 --> 01:04:31,726 All those little girls back there, they're gonna be out here tomorrow... 794 01:04:31,926 --> 01:04:34,120 looking for your records. 795 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,891 - What records? - There are no records, right? 796 01:04:37,091 --> 01:04:38,453 There should be. 797 01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:41,707 In a week, 5 days, your next gig. 798 01:04:42,566 --> 01:04:45,764 I'm gonna show you the meaning of promotion. 799 01:04:45,964 --> 01:04:48,421 I'm gonna make people aware of you. 800 01:04:48,621 --> 01:04:52,277 And we gotta start by getting you a good support band. 801 01:04:52,477 --> 01:04:54,336 The Looters are killing you. 802 01:04:54,536 --> 01:04:55,932 And that's just the beginning. 803 01:04:56,132 --> 01:04:58,101 I don't want to hear about it. Just do it. 804 01:04:58,301 --> 01:05:01,515 First, you gotta get rid of the lawn guy. 805 01:05:01,715 --> 01:05:02,935 Lawnboy? 806 01:05:26,984 --> 01:05:29,012 I want to headline now. 807 01:05:30,207 --> 01:05:32,377 I want a new support band. 808 01:05:32,577 --> 01:05:35,591 I want that agent to handle us from now on. 809 01:05:35,791 --> 01:05:38,623 And I want you to give back that contract. 810 01:05:38,823 --> 01:05:43,060 I'll give you back your contract, but I want you to remember something. 811 01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:47,429 Come see me and come live with me is two different things, sister! 812 01:05:56,713 --> 01:05:59,812 All the very best of luck to you, sister. 813 01:06:07,276 --> 01:06:10,224 Here I am sitting all alone 814 01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:14,698 About a million miles from my home 815 01:06:18,379 --> 01:06:22,815 Because I met a thin man who said, trust in me 816 01:06:23,015 --> 01:06:27,221 And I'll take you away from your poverty. 817 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:35,652 So me and my friend who had a song to sing 818 01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:39,198 We want The Stains! 819 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:41,500 We want The Stains! 820 01:06:42,864 --> 01:06:44,151 iNine dollars! 821 01:06:44,351 --> 01:06:46,385 You paid me already? Okay. 822 01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:49,270 Get your posters and Corinne photographs! 823 01:06:50,390 --> 01:06:53,517 You want a poster of Corinne? Three dollars! 824 01:06:56,529 --> 01:06:58,170 Can I have a poster? 825 01:06:58,370 --> 01:06:59,740 I want a skunk! 826 01:07:04,765 --> 01:07:08,060 The blouses are $9.95, the hair dye... 827 01:07:09,704 --> 01:07:12,737 There's your press kit, complete with a poster. 828 01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:15,680 Hold it! Sorry! 829 01:07:20,531 --> 01:07:24,213 You're not supposed to be in here. This is our dressing room. 830 01:07:24,413 --> 01:07:28,596 Your dressing room is down the hall, the one marked "Support band". 831 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:34,653 Where's your sister, midget? 832 01:07:34,853 --> 01:07:37,649 It says a lot for the security around here! 833 01:07:37,849 --> 01:07:39,064 Where is she? 834 01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:42,769 - She doesn't want to be disturbed. - She's doing P.R. 835 01:07:43,595 --> 01:07:44,816 Where? 836 01:07:45,016 --> 01:07:47,726 Over there, in her dressing room. 837 01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:59,649 Have you seen what's going on out there? 838 01:07:59,761 --> 01:08:01,564 How did you get in here? 839 01:08:01,764 --> 01:08:04,689 You've got a lot to learn, you little bitch! 840 01:08:04,889 --> 01:08:07,002 You don't know which way is up. 841 01:08:07,202 --> 01:08:08,749 Why are you still here? 842 01:08:08,949 --> 01:08:11,457 Go back to wherever you came from! 843 01:08:12,329 --> 01:08:13,632 I wish I could. 844 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:18,422 You are so jealous of me. I'm everything you wanted to be. 845 01:08:19,156 --> 01:08:21,926 - A cunt. - Exactly. 846 01:08:25,877 --> 01:08:28,550 I want you to meet the support band. 847 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:31,477 Wait till you see them. They are so cute. 848 01:08:32,296 --> 01:08:35,441 And David Robell is so proud to present... 849 01:08:35,641 --> 01:08:37,375 Mexican Randy! 850 01:08:37,575 --> 01:08:42,029 Some of the movies, they didn't even make any sense. 851 01:08:42,229 --> 01:08:45,866 But you sure can have fun for 25 cents. 852 01:08:46,509 --> 01:08:48,754 I slept in an ar... 853 01:08:49,973 --> 01:08:51,497 Now, Billy. 854 01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:54,698 All right! 855 01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:57,985 Let The Looters start. 856 01:08:58,185 --> 01:09:00,933 They're all here to see The Stains anyway. 857 01:09:01,133 --> 01:09:02,567 But you better speak up... 858 01:09:02,767 --> 01:09:05,759 because no one can understand a word you say. 859 01:09:07,824 --> 01:09:10,519 [ We want The Stains! ] 860 01:09:11,761 --> 01:09:13,167 Conned Again. 861 01:09:26,702 --> 01:09:29,171 Can't you see my smiling face 862 01:09:29,293 --> 01:09:32,699 And the way it disappears without a trace 863 01:09:32,899 --> 01:09:36,542 When it's got all that it needs from losing you. 864 01:09:38,601 --> 01:09:41,765 And don't you see when you earn your dough 865 01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:44,958 And realize that it don't go to show. 866 01:09:45,158 --> 01:09:48,971 There ain't anyone who wants to know. 867 01:09:51,374 --> 01:09:54,205 Oh, no! You fell for it once again. 868 01:09:54,405 --> 01:09:57,271 Looks like it's happening again. 869 01:09:57,471 --> 01:10:00,441 You thought last time it was the end. 870 01:10:00,641 --> 01:10:03,517 That's what you get for having too many things. 871 01:10:03,717 --> 01:10:06,622 Don't you wish you could see right through it? 872 01:10:06,822 --> 01:10:08,957 Not again! 873 01:10:09,157 --> 01:10:11,429 You've been conned again. 874 01:10:13,066 --> 01:10:16,778 Oh, not again! 875 01:10:19,343 --> 01:10:21,603 Not again! 876 01:10:21,803 --> 01:10:24,379 You've been conned again. 877 01:10:25,753 --> 01:10:29,461 Oh, not again! 878 01:10:31,987 --> 01:10:34,809 When you go out on the town 879 01:10:35,009 --> 01:10:38,264 And have a look at what's goin' around 880 01:10:38,464 --> 01:10:41,816 Does it make you want to laugh or cry? 881 01:10:44,484 --> 01:10:47,578 The bright light shines that show good times 882 01:10:47,778 --> 01:10:50,877 When you try, what do you find? 883 01:10:51,077 --> 01:10:54,040 It takes another fix eventually. 884 01:10:57,401 --> 01:11:00,199 Oh, no! You fell for it once again. 885 01:11:00,399 --> 01:11:03,354 Looks like it's happening again. 886 01:11:03,554 --> 01:11:06,553 You thought last time was the end. 887 01:11:06,753 --> 01:11:09,511 That's what you get for having too many things. 888 01:11:09,711 --> 01:11:12,861 Don't you wish you could see right through it? 889 01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:15,209 Not again! 890 01:11:15,409 --> 01:11:18,016 You've been conned again. 891 01:11:19,586 --> 01:11:23,293 Oh, not again! 892 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,002 Not again! 893 01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:30,782 You've been conned again. 894 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:35,725 Oh, not again! 895 01:11:56,574 --> 01:11:58,227 What's your name? 896 01:11:59,372 --> 01:12:01,194 Just call me a skunk. 897 01:12:01,394 --> 01:12:02,761 Skunk? 898 01:12:08,339 --> 01:12:09,820 Okay, skunk. 899 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:19,429 - You say you don't put out, right? - We don't put out! 900 01:12:19,629 --> 01:12:22,672 But that's all you ever do, is put out. 901 01:12:24,484 --> 01:12:26,486 You've been ripped off. 902 01:12:28,101 --> 01:12:30,073 You've all been ripped off. 903 01:12:30,273 --> 01:12:31,716 Fuck off! 904 01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,008 Tell me something, skunk. 905 01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:37,820 How much did you pay for that outfit you got? 906 01:12:39,435 --> 01:12:40,935 How much did you pay? 907 01:12:42,361 --> 01:12:45,319 She don't wanna say. I tell you why. 908 01:12:45,519 --> 01:12:48,984 Because you've all been conned. You've all been taken on. 909 01:12:51,324 --> 01:12:54,047 You're buying hair dye and clothes. 910 01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:56,742 What's it take to dye your hair? 911 01:12:57,835 --> 01:12:59,509 You've been had! 912 01:13:01,049 --> 01:13:04,100 You've been screwed by your hero. 913 01:13:04,843 --> 01:13:08,491 Where did you think all the money goes? Well I'll tell you. 914 01:13:08,691 --> 01:13:10,881 It goes in her pocket. 915 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,217 You haven't got a clue. 916 01:13:14,018 --> 01:13:17,520 And I need my own bass. I need it by our next gig. 917 01:13:19,924 --> 01:13:21,515 You're adverts. 918 01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:24,079 You're a commercial. 919 01:13:24,523 --> 01:13:27,396 I feel very sorry for you people. 920 01:13:29,446 --> 01:13:31,443 Good luck to you. 921 01:13:37,904 --> 01:13:42,270 Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you all for coming tonight. 922 01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:47,001 And now David Robell productions is proud to present... 923 01:13:47,859 --> 01:13:51,117 Jessica, Tracy, Corinne... 924 01:13:51,317 --> 01:13:54,892 Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Stains! 925 01:14:01,510 --> 01:14:04,839 I'm so glad you could come tonight and support us. 926 01:14:05,463 --> 01:14:09,071 I didn't realize how big we were until I saw us on TV. 927 01:14:09,271 --> 01:14:10,707 And I... 928 01:14:11,952 --> 01:14:16,566 You hypocrite! You're nothing but a big fat rip off! 929 01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:20,827 Take that! 930 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,489 It's all shit. It's all bullshit! 931 01:14:25,203 --> 01:14:27,512 Bullshit! Bullshit! 932 01:14:56,123 --> 01:14:58,665 Yeah, I wanna see the world for free 933 01:14:58,865 --> 01:15:01,325 But I don't like the things you see. 934 01:15:01,994 --> 01:15:05,733 Hup, two, three, four really ain't my style. 935 01:15:08,732 --> 01:15:11,361 Who knows what you're gonna see? 936 01:15:11,561 --> 01:15:13,861 Not me! Not me! 937 01:15:14,549 --> 01:15:17,309 Who knows when your turn will be? 938 01:15:17,509 --> 01:15:19,131 Not me! Not me! 939 01:15:19,944 --> 01:15:21,212 You phony! 940 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,307 Let go of me! 941 01:15:26,425 --> 01:15:29,737 You're the skunk! You skanky bitch! 942 01:16:13,923 --> 01:16:16,711 Corinne, I'm sorry 943 01:16:21,373 --> 01:16:25,909 Sorry, I had to take care of business... The tail end of the concert. 944 01:16:27,492 --> 01:16:32,004 You're not gonna believe them... Two little girls, cousins. 945 01:16:32,204 --> 01:16:35,006 A duet. They're called The Smears. 946 01:16:35,206 --> 01:16:37,485 - They're darling! - Where's my money? 947 01:16:37,685 --> 01:16:41,146 Until they get on stage, and then watch out! 948 01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,062 They are killers. 949 01:16:43,262 --> 01:16:44,780 I want my money. 950 01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:47,109 Hang on, Charlie. 951 01:16:47,309 --> 01:16:50,513 Honey, I mean, that was a fiasco out there. 952 01:16:52,278 --> 01:16:54,053 I want my cut! 953 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:59,037 Who's talking cut when we ain't got any pie? 954 01:16:59,778 --> 01:17:03,946 I want the money from the pamphlets, the blouses, and all that crap. 955 01:17:04,146 --> 01:17:05,820 I don't want to be cruel, 956 01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:10,411 but you were just a concept, and you've blown the concept. 957 01:17:12,074 --> 01:17:14,713 Charlie, they're gonna be so big. 958 01:17:14,913 --> 01:17:17,525 I can take them on the road right now, 959 01:17:17,725 --> 01:17:20,585 but I want to hold off until the single hits. 960 01:17:20,785 --> 01:17:24,593 That's why they're gonna be such a bargain for you right now. 961 01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:26,679 Give me my money! 962 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,258 Lawnboy. 963 01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:01,192 This is for your friend. 964 01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:14,533 Alicia Meeker will not moderate this interview as originally scheduled. 965 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:19,024 Alicia is now assigned to our national bureau in Washington. 966 01:18:20,461 --> 01:18:22,886 We all wish her the best of luck. 967 01:18:23,844 --> 01:18:28,869 Our topic tonight is manipulation. Fads from the inside out. 968 01:18:30,610 --> 01:18:35,952 Well Corinne, I guess you've caught the winking eye of the media. 969 01:18:36,152 --> 01:18:40,018 There was this great crescendo and then... Boom! 970 01:18:41,297 --> 01:18:44,487 In effect, one might say you're a has-been. 971 01:18:44,687 --> 01:18:49,349 We're going to show what happened at your concert last night. 972 01:18:52,343 --> 01:18:53,761 I came a long way... 973 01:18:53,961 --> 01:18:55,996 I'm going in there now! 974 01:18:58,418 --> 01:18:59,789 You're the skunk! 975 01:19:05,444 --> 01:19:07,294 If we had made any money... 976 01:19:07,494 --> 01:19:12,091 Well whatever it was you were selling, lies, truth, I don't know, 977 01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:15,120 but your fans certainly seemed to resent it. 978 01:19:18,484 --> 01:19:21,209 Well, let's get back to our point. 979 01:19:21,409 --> 01:19:23,400 Don't put out 980 01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:28,385 Now, you've just proved it never meant anything to you. 981 01:19:29,692 --> 01:19:31,983 But it made young girls... 982 01:19:32,183 --> 01:19:34,237 - Watch it, old man! - Old fart! 983 01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:38,836 ...leave their homes, their jobs, put them out on the streets 984 01:19:39,036 --> 01:19:42,312 in risqu� outfits at the mercy of rapists. 985 01:19:42,512 --> 01:19:43,979 Old farts like you! 986 01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:48,904 Yes, I've been expecting that too. Come on, what else? Let's hear it. 987 01:19:49,104 --> 01:19:52,980 Every citizen should be given an electric guitar on her 16th birthday. 988 01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:57,194 Well I would love to chat more, but unfortunately our time is up. 989 01:20:10,241 --> 01:20:11,696 Corinne. 990 01:20:13,419 --> 01:20:14,626 Corinne. 991 01:20:36,506 --> 01:20:37,952 I'm sorry. 992 01:20:39,839 --> 01:20:43,583 I was wrong, I've been a right bastard, a liar. 993 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,575 Why don't you come with me? 994 01:20:48,775 --> 01:20:51,397 You're finished here. There's nothing left. 995 01:20:53,739 --> 01:20:57,534 Is that what I'm supposed to do now? Go be your groupie? 996 01:20:57,734 --> 01:21:00,719 Tune your guitar for you? Be your old lady? 997 01:21:03,068 --> 01:21:05,077 I don't play guitar. 998 01:21:12,547 --> 01:21:13,852 Hold it! 999 01:21:23,157 --> 01:21:25,295 Why don't you come with me? 1000 01:21:28,012 --> 01:21:29,446 No way! 1001 01:21:32,227 --> 01:21:33,800 Come on, wanker! 1002 01:21:34,527 --> 01:21:35,945 Come on! 1003 01:21:45,271 --> 01:21:47,346 I still like your hair. 1004 01:22:01,504 --> 01:22:03,413 You tosser, come on! 1005 01:22:05,219 --> 01:22:07,389 The fuckin' time you take! 1006 01:22:14,269 --> 01:22:15,779 Perfect! 1007 01:22:39,154 --> 01:22:41,892 Denny Dragon here at the AM PM Mini Market. 1008 01:22:42,092 --> 01:22:45,122 That was "A Waste of Time" the biggest hit in the area. 1009 01:22:45,322 --> 01:22:47,819 And now the song you've been asking for... 1010 01:22:48,019 --> 01:22:51,012 The Fabulous Stains doing "The Professionals. 1011 01:22:53,156 --> 01:22:56,828 I was once like you, a nothing, but I didn't give up. 1012 01:22:57,028 --> 01:23:00,321 And you shouldn't either. You made me what I am. 1013 01:23:00,521 --> 01:23:03,867 Upcoming on Music & Video Network, The Fabulous Stains. 1014 01:23:04,618 --> 01:23:08,242 Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains! 1015 01:23:09,233 --> 01:23:11,740 Call up, calling us again. 1016 01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:14,353 The Commies are coming, did I hear you say? 1017 01:23:14,553 --> 01:23:18,595 Who cares, who knows? Maybe I will one day. 1018 01:23:20,592 --> 01:23:23,304 Who knows what you're gonna see? 1019 01:23:23,504 --> 01:23:25,595 Not me! Not me! Not me! 1020 01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:28,415 Who knows when your turn will be? 1021 01:23:28,615 --> 01:23:29,556 Not me! 1022 01:23:30,328 --> 01:23:31,321 Not me! 1023 01:23:31,719 --> 01:23:34,242 Join the professionals. 1024 01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:36,673 Be a professional. 1025 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:39,633 Join the professionals today. 1026 01:23:42,272 --> 01:23:44,988 A kick in the head every day for a year 1027 01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:47,601 wouldn't even make me go in there. 1028 01:23:47,861 --> 01:23:50,520 A shot in heart secretly for me. 1029 01:23:53,575 --> 01:23:58,836 Do they really have to say of what goes on with you each day? 1030 01:23:59,277 --> 01:24:02,620 Does your country mean that much to you? 1031 01:24:05,322 --> 01:24:07,913 Who knows what you're gonna see? 1032 01:24:08,113 --> 01:24:10,498 Not me! Not me! Not me! 1033 01:24:10,698 --> 01:24:13,335 Who knows when your turn will be? 1034 01:24:13,535 --> 01:24:14,585 Not me! 1035 01:24:15,017 --> 01:24:15,946 Not me! 1036 01:24:16,675 --> 01:24:18,715 Join the professionals. 1037 01:24:19,464 --> 01:24:21,301 Be a professional. 1038 01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:24,828 Join the professionals today. 1039 01:24:27,797 --> 01:24:30,107 Join the professionals. 1040 01:24:31,070 --> 01:24:32,971 Be a professional. 1041 01:24:33,698 --> 01:24:36,090 You're gonna be one anyway. 651 00:43:59,962 --> 00:44:04,126 Well, you see l... Suddenly I had a heart attack. 652 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,029 Yes. 653 00:44:06,202 --> 00:44:09,831 - You know. - Lf I don't, I'll find out. 654 00:44:12,141 --> 00:44:13,506 That's the bathroom. 655 00:44:14,143 --> 00:44:17,442 What do you suppose I thought it was? The Bank of England? 656 00:44:19,014 --> 00:44:22,142 - W... Where you going now? - You'll find out. 657 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:33,258 - Goodbye, fatty. - Conspiracy. Conspiracy. 658 00:44:38,367 --> 00:44:41,029 Well, only a few weeks more and the $ 10 million is yours. 659 00:44:41,203 --> 00:44:43,330 Providing you don't make me change my mind. 660 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,337 Thank you, Ezra. Thank you very much. 661 00:44:45,508 --> 00:44:47,499 You don't know how generous you are, Ezra. 662 00:44:47,676 --> 00:44:49,337 Now how about a bite of lunch? 663 00:44:49,512 --> 00:44:51,036 Well, I do feel a bit peckish. 664 00:44:51,213 --> 00:44:54,341 Oh, I know a real nice place where we can get a healthful meal. 665 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:56,985 - Well, let's go there. - Oh, yes. 666 00:45:02,091 --> 00:45:04,082 Just a minute. Just a minute. 667 00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:06,990 I found the first object for our foundation to crush. 668 00:45:07,162 --> 00:45:10,427 James Higgens is rehearsing a play on Broadway entitled Sweet and Hot. 669 00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:13,625 Just read that disgraceful item, Horace. Read that. 670 00:45:14,236 --> 00:45:16,704 Sweet and Hot, Jimmy Higgens' torrid musical comedy... 671 00:45:16,872 --> 00:45:18,897 ...springs from the fountain of youth. 672 00:45:19,074 --> 00:45:22,066 Author, songwriters and actors are all youngsters. 673 00:45:23,212 --> 00:45:25,407 - Go on, go on. - Jimmy's backer is said to be... 674 00:45:25,581 --> 00:45:27,981 ...none other than a big businessman... 675 00:45:28,150 --> 00:45:33,520 ...who is very much interested in the career of Mabel Anderson. 676 00:45:34,056 --> 00:45:38,015 Well, it was horrible enough for Jimmy to write such a terrible play... 677 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,593 ...but any man who would finance such an outrage... 678 00:45:40,763 --> 00:45:42,458 ...should be tarred and feathered. 679 00:45:42,631 --> 00:45:44,963 The Ounce Foundation shall run him out of town. 680 00:45:45,134 --> 00:45:48,035 I myself shall give him a scathing rebuke. 681 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,364 We'll attend the opening of this production. 682 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,939 - And denounce it to the world. - Will you excuse me? 683 00:45:53,108 --> 00:45:57,135 A conference with a lot of big, sausage casing men from Australia. See you tonight. 684 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,276 Not a word about our attitude toward Sweet and Hot. 685 00:46:00,449 --> 00:46:01,973 We must swoop down on them. 686 00:46:02,151 --> 00:46:05,643 Oh, yes, Ezra, swoop down on them like an eagle from the sky. 687 00:46:05,921 --> 00:46:08,253 - Well, goodbye, Ezra. - Goodbye, Horace. 688 00:46:08,424 --> 00:46:10,619 - Goodbye, Mathilda. - Goodbye, Horace. 689 00:46:10,793 --> 00:46:14,092 You know Horace's heart and soul is with the Ounce Foundation. 690 00:46:14,263 --> 00:46:15,525 I know. 691 00:46:54,036 --> 00:46:56,266 Say, that kid can dance. 692 00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:10,441 Say, you'll do, kid. Go up and get measured for costumes. 693 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:12,780 Oh, gee, thanks. 694 00:47:13,255 --> 00:47:15,621 All right, girls, take it easy. 695 00:47:17,926 --> 00:47:20,793 Say, that kid's got plenty of stuff. Who is she? 696 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,453 I don't know. What name she give? 697 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,794 Joan Grey. Never heard of her. She'll do till a better one comes along. 698 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,401 Okay. 699 00:47:27,569 --> 00:47:31,198 All right, kids. Come on, places now. Let's get set. Let's get started. 700 00:47:31,373 --> 00:47:33,534 All right, Buttercup, hit it. 701 00:47:40,849 --> 00:47:42,077 Hiya, pop. 702 00:47:42,251 --> 00:47:44,048 Go away, go away. 703 00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,443 Burn my clothes, if it isn't Romeo, our financial backer. 704 00:48:11,146 --> 00:48:13,239 I wonder what's on his mind. Come on. 705 00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:22,920 - Well, well, Uncle Horace. - Hello, Hemie. 706 00:48:23,092 --> 00:48:25,993 James, a word with you. 707 00:48:30,466 --> 00:48:33,367 - See here, young man... - Congratulations, Horace, congratulations. 708 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:36,470 - On what? - Defying Uncle Ezra and seeing our show. 709 00:48:36,638 --> 00:48:39,630 I'm not defying Ezra. And this show has got to stop right now. 710 00:48:39,808 --> 00:48:42,504 Got to stop? Fat chance, Uncle Horace, fat chance. 711 00:48:42,678 --> 00:48:44,976 You young scoundrel. It's my money. 712 00:48:45,147 --> 00:48:47,411 It was your money. You're a credit to this country. 713 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,143 - You put a lot of people to work. - Not this kind of work. 714 00:48:50,319 --> 00:48:53,686 - Lf this gets out, I'm ruined. - You'll take bows when the show opens. 715 00:48:53,856 --> 00:48:56,723 This show is not going to open. 716 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:05,889 Stop it. Everybody, stop it. This show is off, understand? 717 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:09,435 - You're all dismissed. - Girls, girls. Don't pay any attention to him. 718 00:49:09,605 --> 00:49:11,300 This show must not go on. 719 00:49:11,473 --> 00:49:16,035 He's only our backer and we've already got the money. Feed him to the lions. 720 00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:35,622 Help. Help. Let me go, let me go, let me go. 721 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:40,692 Back to rehearsal. Let's go, everybody. Come on. Snap into it. 722 00:49:47,643 --> 00:49:50,441 I'll call the police. I'll have you arrested for assault. 723 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,172 Go ahead, Uncle Horace. We'd be glad to get the publicity. 724 00:49:53,348 --> 00:49:55,316 - Publicity? - Sure. Horace P. Hemingway... 725 00:49:55,484 --> 00:49:56,781 ...big sausage man in town... 726 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,546 ...gives chorus girl $25,000 to put on show... 727 00:49:59,721 --> 00:50:02,383 ...puts a lot of people out of work... - No, no, no. 728 00:50:02,558 --> 00:50:04,685 Please don't do anything like that. 729 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:06,259 Go ahead and rehearse. 730 00:50:06,428 --> 00:50:08,896 But promise me that Ezra won't find out about me. 731 00:50:09,064 --> 00:50:10,964 Now, don't you worry, because... 732 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:15,934 All right, girls. Come on, come on. Get into it. Hit the deck. Let's see it. 733 00:50:16,171 --> 00:50:17,832 - Barbara. - Hit it, Buttercup. 734 00:50:20,409 --> 00:50:23,003 - Barbara. - My name is Joan Grey. 735 00:50:23,178 --> 00:50:24,406 You go put on some clothes. 736 00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:26,980 - I have them on. - Why, that's disgraceful. 737 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,515 Barbara's just a visitor. She's not in the show. 738 00:50:29,685 --> 00:50:31,209 Oh, is that so? 739 00:50:31,386 --> 00:50:34,480 You asked me to come to rehearsal, and your dance director hired me. 740 00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:36,647 I got in the show, and I'm going to stay in. 741 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:39,453 Now, now, now, honey, maybe your father's right. 742 00:50:39,628 --> 00:50:41,459 You don't want me around, is that it? 743 00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:44,758 Afraid I'll cramp your style with your darling Mabel? 744 00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:47,231 I've heard enough of this. You get some clothes on. 745 00:50:47,469 --> 00:50:49,096 I don't care what either of you say. 746 00:50:49,271 --> 00:50:51,034 I'm free, white and 21. 747 00:50:51,206 --> 00:50:53,265 I love to dance and I'm going to dance. 748 00:50:53,442 --> 00:50:57,435 And if you fire me from this show, I'll get a job in another one. 749 00:51:00,782 --> 00:51:04,479 Wait till Ezra and Mathilda hear about this. I'm ruined. Sunk. Lost. 750 00:51:04,653 --> 00:51:06,985 Listen, you don't really think we'd let Barbara... 751 00:51:07,155 --> 00:51:08,622 ...appear in a professional show? 752 00:51:08,790 --> 00:51:10,257 Why, she can't. She's an amateur. 753 00:51:10,425 --> 00:51:12,188 Helen Wills is an amateur in tennis. 754 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,353 - She can't play pro tennis, can she? - I don't know, can she? 755 00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:17,589 Why, of course she can't. Now, don't you worry. 756 00:51:17,766 --> 00:51:20,200 I can handle Barbara. Besides, the show's a bit long... 757 00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:23,099 ...and we're gonna cut out all the numbers that Barbara's in. 758 00:51:23,272 --> 00:51:26,901 If Ezra ever finds out anything about anything... 759 00:51:27,075 --> 00:51:30,238 ...he'll cut me off like a ripe banana. He said so. 760 00:51:30,412 --> 00:51:32,209 How's he ever gonna hear of it? 761 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,042 He always has his ear to the ground. 762 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:37,381 Lot of newspapermen to see you about the show, Mr. Higgens. 763 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:39,747 - This is the end. - Now you go hide someplace... 764 00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:41,480 ...I'll take care of everything. 765 00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:45,787 - Hi, Jimmy. - Hello, Jimmy. 766 00:51:45,961 --> 00:51:48,156 - Hi, boys. - Who's this secret backer of yours? 767 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:49,661 Can't tell you just now, boys. 768 00:51:49,831 --> 00:51:52,197 I get it. The more mysterious, the more publicity. 769 00:51:52,367 --> 00:51:53,925 You've got the right idea. 770 00:51:57,639 --> 00:52:00,267 This is the one. Put it in the alley. 771 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,091 Here they come. Finally. 772 00:53:02,571 --> 00:53:04,732 - Have you seen Barbara yet? - Hasn't she shown up? 773 00:53:04,906 --> 00:53:06,874 - Hasn't she even called? - Not a peep. 774 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,509 I told you about amateurs. 775 00:53:08,677 --> 00:53:11,373 She probably forgot it's the opening and made another date. 776 00:53:11,546 --> 00:53:13,446 - You know the opening number? - Backwards. 777 00:53:13,615 --> 00:53:16,675 Put on Barbara's costume. If I drop dead from all this, play my part. 778 00:53:16,852 --> 00:53:18,149 Come on, Mabel, we're late. 779 00:53:20,956 --> 00:53:23,254 Hurry up, will you, Mabel? Go ahead, hurry. 780 00:53:24,993 --> 00:53:28,053 Hold that curtain. We can't start. The leading lady hasn't shown up. 781 00:53:28,230 --> 00:53:29,697 Okay, boss. 782 00:53:31,266 --> 00:53:34,429 My, I'm so glad Barbara didn't tease to go. 783 00:53:34,603 --> 00:53:36,468 I'd never permit it. She's much too young. 784 00:53:36,638 --> 00:53:38,606 - Yes, yes, indeedy. - Yes. 785 00:53:38,774 --> 00:53:41,038 Bulger? Are your loins girded for the battle? 786 00:53:41,209 --> 00:53:43,803 The loins is ready to roar. 787 00:53:49,418 --> 00:53:51,750 Are these gentlemen capable and fearless? 788 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,184 Sure, they's the cream of the crop. 789 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,119 They understand my signal for action? 790 00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:59,158 Sure, when you takes out your handkerchief and waves it... 791 00:53:59,327 --> 00:54:00,851 ...they gives it the works. 792 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,257 - Right. - Right. 793 00:54:02,431 --> 00:54:04,422 Mathilda, Horace, forward. 794 00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:07,295 Ezra, don't you think you're going a trifle too far? 795 00:54:07,469 --> 00:54:11,735 No, evil must be met with force. Ezra Ounce is merciless when aroused. 796 00:54:41,803 --> 00:54:43,134 Overture. 797 00:54:43,438 --> 00:54:45,099 Come on, everybody, places, will you? 798 00:54:45,273 --> 00:54:46,831 On stage. Everybody. Come on. 799 00:54:47,008 --> 00:54:48,566 Curtain. 800 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:58,678 Ezra, have you discovered who is backing this nefarious enterprise? 801 00:55:00,155 --> 00:55:03,124 We find out tonight. Tonight is my night. 802 00:55:03,725 --> 00:55:05,784 - W... Will you excuse me a minute? - Gladly. 803 00:55:05,961 --> 00:55:07,223 Now, hurry back, Horace. 804 00:55:07,395 --> 00:55:09,226 I'll be right back. Yes. 805 00:55:09,397 --> 00:55:11,831 Not yet, Ezra, the handkerchief. 806 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,594 You can't stop the show before it's started. 807 00:55:14,769 --> 00:55:17,067 Just a little excited, that's all. 808 00:55:19,307 --> 00:55:21,298 - Ezra. - Thank you. 809 00:55:28,984 --> 00:55:30,713 Hey, I gotta talk to you. 810 00:55:30,886 --> 00:55:33,446 You certainly picked a swell time. Places, everybody. 811 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:36,557 - I mean it. This is serious. - You're serious and I'm going daffy. 812 00:55:36,725 --> 00:55:39,558 - Tell Mabel to step on it, will you. - Mabel, step on it. 813 00:55:39,728 --> 00:55:41,525 - This is the point. - What is? Mabel? 814 00:55:41,696 --> 00:55:44,631 No, this. Ezra's gonna give me $ 10 million tomorrow. 815 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,029 I'll give you a million dollars if you don't open. 816 00:55:47,202 --> 00:55:49,636 My first show on Broadway. Is Mabel ready? 817 00:55:49,804 --> 00:55:53,365 - Mabel, hurry up. - I've worked, hoped, dreamed for this night. 818 00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:55,874 I've aged five years and lost 12 pounds at rehearsal. 819 00:55:56,044 --> 00:55:58,706 I'm about to pull the curtain on the most important thing... 820 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,348 ...in my life and you come blubbering for me to stop. 821 00:56:01,516 --> 00:56:03,541 - Scram, will you? - I'll give you two million. 822 00:56:03,718 --> 00:56:06,209 I'll give you two seconds to get out. Clear the stage. 823 00:56:06,388 --> 00:56:10,188 Hurry on, girls. Plenty of pep now. Give me a big smile out there. 824 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,957 On stage. Come on, hurry. 825 00:56:13,128 --> 00:56:14,652 Come on, get out of here, will you? 826 00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:16,592 - Jimmy, I'm late. - I'll say. Too late. 827 00:56:16,765 --> 00:56:19,097 - Barbara, what are you doing here? - I'm in this show. 828 00:56:19,267 --> 00:56:21,292 You told me amateurs couldn't play tennis. 829 00:56:21,469 --> 00:56:24,529 - Who's asking her to play tennis? - Lf you step out on that stage... 830 00:56:24,706 --> 00:56:27,504 ...you're no longer my daughter. - We'll argue that later. 831 00:56:28,710 --> 00:56:31,736 - I'm ready. - She has on my costume. Take it off. 832 00:56:31,913 --> 00:56:34,040 Sorry, I take orders from Jimmy. Hello, Horace. 833 00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:36,411 Jimmy, I couldn't sneak out until after 8... 834 00:56:36,585 --> 00:56:40,112 ...and my taxi got caught in a traffic jam. - Well, you didn't show. Mabel did. 835 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:43,984 - Lf you let her step on that stage, I'II... - Get out of here, leave us alone... 836 00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:46,150 ...or I'll tell them you're backing the show. 837 00:56:46,328 --> 00:56:47,761 No, no, don't do that. I'll go. 838 00:56:47,929 --> 00:56:50,864 Come on, get out. All right, everybody, on stage. Come on. 839 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,825 I wonder what happened to Horace. 840 00:56:54,002 --> 00:56:56,334 I hope the excitement isn't too much for him. 841 00:56:56,504 --> 00:56:58,870 He's so enthusiastic. 842 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,507 Oh, my. 843 00:57:01,676 --> 00:57:03,268 Thank you. 844 00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:11,982 Bulger, this elixir tastes a little strange. 845 00:57:12,153 --> 00:57:14,212 That's the new triple-strength kind. 846 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,483 A case just came down from Buffalo this afternoon. 847 00:57:17,659 --> 00:57:20,321 Oh, I'm so sorry you don't like it, Ezra. 848 00:57:20,495 --> 00:57:22,463 Who said I didn't like it? 849 00:57:24,966 --> 00:57:27,366 Kill your house lights. Get ready for the curtain. 850 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:32,404 Horace, where have you been? 851 01:04:12,874 --> 01:04:15,502 There's nothing so dreadful about that. Think so, Ezra? 852 01:04:15,677 --> 01:04:18,646 Well, they're saving the worst for later. Wait and see. 853 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,509 No nudity at all. I'm disappointed. 854 01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:24,243 Agreeably, of course. 855 01:04:35,196 --> 01:04:37,061 Barbara. 856 01:04:38,566 --> 01:04:39,897 A fine fishel of kettle... 857 01:04:40,068 --> 01:04:43,765 Kettle of fish. Your daughter. Treachery in our own ranks. 858 01:04:44,072 --> 01:04:49,135 Oh, Horace, the pity of it. Our daughter. Our flesh and blood. A painted actress. 859 01:04:50,745 --> 01:04:53,771 Quick, Bulger, a bottle of that elixir. Excitement has unnerved her. 860 01:04:53,948 --> 01:04:56,416 I don't feel so well myself. Give me a bottle of... 861 01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:59,417 I'll take one if you don't mind. 862 01:04:59,921 --> 01:05:03,516 How can you control $ 10 million? You can't even control your own daughter. 863 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,558 Oh, Ezra, are you gonna cut me off like a ripe banana? 864 01:05:06,828 --> 01:05:08,227 A ripe banana. 865 01:05:08,429 --> 01:05:10,226 I'm just a victim of fate. 866 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,766 'Cause I only have eyes 867 01:05:51,939 --> 01:05:54,669 For you 868 01:05:57,812 --> 01:05:59,370 - One seat, please. - How many? 869 01:05:59,547 --> 01:06:02,015 - One. - There you are. 870 01:06:06,487 --> 01:06:07,852 Got a couple in the balcony? 871 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,183 Well, you got the last two, mister. And am I glad. 872 01:06:17,165 --> 01:06:23,661 And I only have eyes for you 873 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:27,734 Are the stars out tonight? 874 01:06:27,909 --> 01:06:30,969 I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 875 01:06:31,145 --> 01:06:37,641 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear 876 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:40,811 The moon may be high 877 01:06:40,988 --> 01:06:44,048 But I can't see a thing in the sky 878 01:06:44,225 --> 01:06:50,721 'Cause I only have eyes for you 879 01:06:51,399 --> 01:06:57,395 I don't know if we're in a garden 880 01:06:57,572 --> 01:07:02,339 Or on a crowded avenue 881 01:07:02,510 --> 01:07:08,449 You are here, so am I 882 01:07:08,616 --> 01:07:11,881 Maybe millions of people go by 883 01:07:12,053 --> 01:07:18,549 But they all disappear from view 884 01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:24,961 And I only have eyes 885 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:28,795 For you 886 01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:36,041 Are the stars out tonight? 887 01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:39,111 - He doesn't know if it's cloudy or bright. - That's right. 888 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:44,843 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear 889 01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:47,510 The moon may be high. 890 01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:50,486 - But he can't see a thing in the sky. - Why? 891 01:07:50,658 --> 01:07:56,563 'Cause I only have eyes for you 892 01:07:56,731 --> 01:08:00,030 Now you don't know if you're in a garden, do you? 893 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:01,429 Come on, answer me. 894 01:08:02,270 --> 01:08:04,534 Or on a crowed avenue. 895 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:07,503 Be truthful. Never mind. 896 01:08:07,675 --> 01:08:09,939 You're here, so am I. 897 01:08:10,111 --> 01:08:12,375 Maybe millions of people go by. 898 01:08:12,546 --> 01:08:15,276 - Yes, but they all disappear. - Where? 899 01:08:15,449 --> 01:08:18,077 From view 900 01:08:18,252 --> 01:08:24,122 And I only have eyes for you 901 01:08:24,992 --> 01:08:28,655 My love must be a kind of blind love 902 01:08:29,864 --> 01:08:33,231 I can't see anyone but you 903 01:08:34,468 --> 01:08:39,167 And, dear, I wonder if you find love 904 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:44,903 An optical illusion too? 905 01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:48,242 Are the stars out tonight? 906 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:51,112 I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 907 01:08:51,285 --> 01:08:56,917 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear 908 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,685 The moon may be high 909 01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:02,556 But I can't see a thing in the sky 910 01:09:02,730 --> 01:09:08,191 'Cause I only have eyes for you 911 01:09:08,369 --> 01:09:13,830 Yes, I only have eyes 912 01:09:14,241 --> 01:09:18,871 For you 913 01:13:55,856 --> 01:14:01,123 And I only have eyes for you. 914 01:14:29,823 --> 01:14:32,792 Are the stars out tonight? 915 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,622 I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 916 01:14:35,796 --> 01:14:41,257 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear 917 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:43,995 The moon may be high 918 01:14:44,171 --> 01:14:46,935 But I can't see a thing in the sky 919 01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:53,137 'Cause I only have eyes for you 920 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:58,183 I don't know if we're in a garden 921 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:02,820 Or on a crowded avenue 922 01:15:02,990 --> 01:15:06,721 You are here, so am I 923 01:15:06,894 --> 01:15:09,522 Maybe millions of people go by 924 01:15:09,697 --> 01:15:15,067 But they all disappear from view 925 01:15:15,235 --> 01:15:19,968 And I only have eyes 926 01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:25,404 For you 927 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:36,289 Very beautiful. 928 01:15:36,457 --> 01:15:38,550 Very, very beautiful. 929 01:15:38,726 --> 01:15:43,823 Oh, very, very, very beautiful. 930 01:15:45,799 --> 01:15:50,759 Ezzy, you wouldn't cut off poor old Horace like a ripe banana, would you? 931 01:15:50,938 --> 01:15:54,840 No, Horacey, not like a ripe banana. Like a ripe avocado. 932 01:15:57,578 --> 01:15:59,603 Boys. Quiet. 933 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:02,011 - How we doing? - We're doing all right. 934 01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:04,446 - The customers love you. - Do you like me? 935 01:16:04,618 --> 01:16:07,348 - Do I what? - Am I forgiven for being late? 936 01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,954 Ask me if I like you again. 937 01:16:09,123 --> 01:16:10,385 Do you like me, Jimmy? 938 01:16:10,557 --> 01:16:11,854 Now ask me if I love you. 939 01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:13,959 Well, do you love me? 940 01:16:14,128 --> 01:16:16,619 - Ask me after the show. - You think I won't? 941 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:32,273 I tell you, gentlemen. If I'm going to put any money into this show... 942 01:16:32,446 --> 01:16:34,971 ...I want to be sure that we get the best music possible. 943 01:16:35,149 --> 01:16:38,209 You're absolutely right. Great songs draw people into the theater. 944 01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:42,321 The story's what's important. I don't put in a cent until we get the best playwright... 945 01:16:42,489 --> 01:16:45,049 Listen, nobody cares about the story. People want songs. 946 01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:47,420 Right, V.C. We've got to get good snappy music. 947 01:16:47,594 --> 01:16:49,562 You've got to have a great leading man. 948 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,493 You said it. 949 01:16:51,665 --> 01:16:54,065 - Mr. McDonald of the Commercial Trust. - Can't see him. 950 01:16:54,234 --> 01:16:56,293 I tell you it's the story that makes the show. 951 01:16:56,470 --> 01:16:58,938 - No, sir, it's the cast. - It's the publicity. 952 01:16:59,106 --> 01:17:00,903 The music. 953 01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:04,510 Gentlemen, please, please. Just think for a moment. 954 01:17:04,678 --> 01:17:06,441 Who writes the words and music 955 01:17:06,613 --> 01:17:08,513 For all the girlie shows? 956 01:17:08,682 --> 01:17:12,482 No one cares And no one knows 957 01:17:12,653 --> 01:17:14,416 Who is the handsome hero 958 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:16,283 Some villain always frames? 959 01:17:16,457 --> 01:17:18,482 But who cares if there's a plot or not 960 01:17:18,659 --> 01:17:21,389 When they've got a lot of dames? 961 01:17:21,562 --> 01:17:23,496 What do you go for? 962 01:17:23,664 --> 01:17:25,996 Go see a show for? Tell the truth 963 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:29,658 You go to see those beautiful dames Yes, sir 964 01:17:29,837 --> 01:17:33,034 You spend your dough for Bouquets that grow for 965 01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:37,166 All those cute and cunning Young and beautiful dames 966 01:17:37,344 --> 01:17:40,609 Oh, dames Are temporary flames 967 01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:42,908 To you, dames 968 01:17:43,083 --> 01:17:45,984 You don't recall their names Do you? 969 01:17:46,153 --> 01:17:49,520 But their caresses And home addresses 970 01:17:49,690 --> 01:17:53,148 Linger in your memory Of those beautiful dames 971 01:17:54,428 --> 01:17:56,020 - Yes? - Mr. Earl Farroll to see you. 972 01:17:56,196 --> 01:17:58,061 - Can't see him. - Also Mr. George Hershwin. 973 01:17:58,232 --> 01:17:59,995 Tell him, Tomorrow. Now, gentlemen... 974 01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:02,067 - Well? - Miss Dolly Devoe to see you. 975 01:18:02,236 --> 01:18:03,999 Show her right in. 976 01:18:07,908 --> 01:18:09,136 - Miss Devoe? - Yes. 977 01:18:09,309 --> 01:18:11,743 - Come right in. - Thank you. Kind of you to see me. 978 01:18:11,912 --> 01:18:14,472 Oh, not at all. Yes? 979 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:18,049 - Miss Dubin, Miss Warren, Miss Kelly, Miss... - Send them all in. 980 01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:20,851 Come right in, girls. 981 01:18:22,389 --> 01:18:24,118 Leave your addresses 982 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:28,158 My big successes All depend a lot upon 983 01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:30,523 You beautiful dames 984 01:18:31,231 --> 01:18:35,463 As I was telling all those gentlemen A while ago 985 01:18:35,636 --> 01:18:38,537 That what do we go for 986 01:18:38,705 --> 01:18:40,935 Go see a show for Tell the truth 987 01:18:41,108 --> 01:18:44,271 We go to see you beautiful dames 988 01:18:45,212 --> 01:18:48,978 We spend our dough for Bouquets that grow for 989 01:18:49,149 --> 01:18:53,609 All you cute and cunning Young and beautiful dames 990 01:18:53,787 --> 01:18:58,747 Oh, dames are necessary To show business 991 01:18:58,926 --> 01:19:03,192 Dames, without you there would be No business 992 01:19:03,363 --> 01:19:06,855 Your knees in action That's the attraction 993 01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:11,471 And what good's a show Without you beautiful dames? 994 01:19:11,939 --> 01:19:14,271 Rehearsal tomorrow, 11:00 995 01:19:14,441 --> 01:19:16,602 Be there promptly by then 996 01:19:16,777 --> 01:19:19,837 Better set your alarm clocks for 9 997 01:19:20,013 --> 01:19:25,041 At least no later than 10 998 01:26:54,901 --> 01:27:00,430 Hooray for the Ounce Foundation For the Elevation of Celebration. Hooray. 999 01:27:00,607 --> 01:27:04,008 The O.P. For the E. Of the A.F.M. 1000 01:27:04,978 --> 01:27:08,607 Boys. Be quiet. Those people are all staring at you. 1001 01:27:08,782 --> 01:27:11,808 Well, they couldn't be staring at a better couple of men. 1002 01:27:12,419 --> 01:27:15,513 - He's getting ready. - It won't be long now. 1003 01:27:52,725 --> 01:27:55,455 That creature's trying to lure you boys. 1004 01:27:55,628 --> 01:27:59,462 Impossible. I never even saw her before in my whole life. 1005 01:27:59,632 --> 01:28:02,726 She's a very nice, friendly young lady. 1006 01:28:29,796 --> 01:28:31,491 Stop this show. 1007 01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,203 Keep going. Keep going, girls. 1008 01:28:38,838 --> 01:28:41,932 What's the matter? Girls, girls. 1009 01:28:44,644 --> 01:28:46,839 Oh, Ezra, you started it, now stop it. 1010 01:28:47,013 --> 01:28:48,640 I knew I should've stayed at home. 1011 01:29:24,984 --> 01:29:26,918 Quiet. Quiet. 1012 01:29:27,086 --> 01:29:29,850 Oh, Horace, get away from those shameless women. 1013 01:29:30,023 --> 01:29:34,119 Oh, Mathilda, go away and leave me alone. I'm in jail. 1014 01:29:35,061 --> 01:29:36,289 Silence. 1015 01:29:36,462 --> 01:29:40,023 Mr. Ounce, I've arranged to get you out of this terrible jail. 1016 01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,498 Yes, but I don't wanna get out of jail. I like it. 1017 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:45,695 I never had a better time in my life. 1018 01:29:46,673 --> 01:29:49,836 But, Ezra, think of the Ounce Foundation. 1019 01:29:50,009 --> 01:29:52,136 You know what I think of the Ounce Foundation? 1020 01:29:52,312 --> 01:29:53,540 Phooey. 1021 01:29:56,249 --> 01:30:00,185 We'll get a million dollars' worth of publicity out of this. The show will run a year. 1022 01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:02,685 Maybe we owe Uncle Ezra a vote of thanks. 1023 01:30:02,855 --> 01:30:04,846 I'll offer him a job as company press agent. 1024 01:30:05,024 --> 01:30:08,516 Say, by the way, I was going to ask you something after the show. 1025 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:09,923 Is it all right now? 1026 01:30:10,096 --> 01:30:12,929 You couldn't pick a better time or a better place. 108983