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Piali, listen to me!

What did you do, Piali!

You broke my new LED TV! It was so expensive.

I haven't even paid the full amount yet.

Are you insane? -I'm not insane, you are!

We've been together for five years...

...but you still can't be on time for a date.

I was waiting at King's Cross for the past one hour, Luv. Grow up!

Look, what's the big deal?

Everyone's got some weakness or the other.

My weakness is that I'm a little lax when it comes to matters of time...

...so what's the big deal?

Screw you. What's the big deal?

You can't bloody wash the dishes after you eat.

You can't keep your side of the bed tidy.

You can't empty out the ashtray into the dustbin.

You bloody dirty pig!

You know, Luv. Mum was always right.

You will never understand me.

I changed for you. I've become a proper Indian girl.

Even the way I dress.

I've even learnt how to make rice and beans, just for you.

Hey, thanks a lot!

But I don't want all this.

I don't like traditionally dressed Indian girls.

Why can't you understand this? Listen...

when we first met...

...you had this spark in you.

You were charming, you were wild...

...you were open about things. You had this really good energy.

But now...

...now you've become a British cow!

And rice and beans?

David on Oxford Street makes better rice and beans than you.

Mum's right.

Indian guys like you only come to London for money.

Not love.

You Indians have no respect for anything.

You are classless and cheap.

Cheap?

Hey coconut!

If I continue to be with you, I'll need to pop a few pills of Disprin everyday!

Do you think if you're born in Britain, you're automatically British?

You know what you actually are.

You're a British Born Confused Desi...

...a 'BBCD.'

Enough okay. That's it!

Enough! I just can't take it.

It's finished. Over.

Means?

Means.

BREAKUP!

Fine...

...breakup.

Mum was right.

You are classless and cheap.

You and your mum can go to hell, Reshmaben Patel from Surat...

...come here with high hopes to become a Brit.

You are a dog, Luv!

Still better than being a Gujju Patel from London!

Bye!

Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Breakup?

Breakup.

That was John who just arrived at the success party of 'lshq Kamina'.

Today was the first day of the film's release...

...and producers declared it a hit based on just the Friday collections.

If there's any truth behind this celebration...

...we'll only get to know at the box office report in a week from now.

For SEE NEWS.

Oh damn! Sorry, sorry madam.

You aren't hurt I hope?

You're live on air.

What!

You're live on air.

Oh, okay! Sorry.

Get out of here. -Oh, okay. Sorry.

Let's take one more.

Sir, it's a private party tonight. You can't go in.

We're guests for that very party.

Check the guest list.

Akash Chopra, Raghav Dhawan and Kush.

Just Kush.

Assistant directors of Ishq Kamina!

Okay sir. You may go in.

Guys, we're going to drink like dogs tonight!

Attack!

Hi! -How are you doing, Kush?

Sorry?

How you doing, baby? -Good, good.

Hey, I think you're ready now.

Ready for?

Ready to direct your movie!

Hey, the thing is my phone's ringing.

One second.

Sir, excuse me.

Hello Bhaisahab (Elder brother).

Hello Kush, where are you? What's all that noise in the back?

I'm at a party. Hold on. I'll step outside.

You are always partying.

Bhaisahab, my film is a hit. It's a success party for that.

Oh, so it's a hit. Good, good.

Listen, when are you going home?

I'm leaving on Tuesday. Is everything alright?

You know Piali, don't you? -Not at all!

You're finding this funny? She's actually gone this time.

I broke up with her.

Again? -Again!

No, this time it's serious. She is mad.

She says guys like me come to London only to make money...

...but deep down inside will always remain classless, cheap.

You think I'm cheap?

Bhaisahab, relax. When did this happen?

Some 15 minutes back.

It's okay. It happens.

Have fun for a few days now.

No, enough is enough.

It's time now.

Time for what?

Time to get married.

What?

Bhaisahab. Marriage? It's not some game.

I know.

But I am very sure.

I just want to get married.

But where's the girl?

That's the reason why I've called you.

Means?

Look, you know that when it comes to women...

...my track record has been a disaster.

I'm always barking up the wrong tree.

And I have made up my mind.

I don't want to marry a girl from London.

That's why there's ajob for you.

What? -Look, Kush.

I am a little emotionally broken because of the breakup.

And to be very honest. It gets a little lonely here.

Enough.

I've had enough of this bachelorhood. I want to settle down.

I want to have a family.

I was thinking I would get married this year to Piali.

But even that's not going to happen anymore.

I understand.

Do one thing.

Go to mum and dad.

And find a nice girl for me with them.

Look, they're old school people...

...but you and I are alike.

We both loved Madhuri Dixit as kids, remember?

I'm absolutely certain, that the girl you like...

...I would like for sure.

This Christmas, I want to be a married man.

Oh, Bhaisahab, hold on to your horses! Girls don't just grow on trees.

Okay.

Don't worry. I'll do something, okay?

I love my brother!

Love you, brother!

What happened?

Who called?

It was Bhaisahab.

Tell me. What kind of name is 'Bhaisahab'?

My name is Police Kush. What is yours?

My name?

My name is, Bhaisahab!

A girl for Bhaisahab!

It's a big responsibility, man.

He's trusted me.

I have to do it.

I will find her...

...my brother's bride.

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

The one who is beautiful and ideal

The one whose skin sparkles like silver

The one who has attitude and brains

The one who is pure at heart

And has the world in her pocket

The one who commits and submits to the man she loves

The one who has Delhi in her heart and London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart and London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

The one who is a search engine of love

And can answer every question in the world

With a click of her beautiful eyelashes

The one who creates music with her walk

And is like a dream to my brother

Oh my God, she's a pure prayer

A supermodel with an Indian soul

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart and London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Oh Gorgeous

The one who is as quick as the light

And is yet as tender as a dew drop

The one who understands relations

And has a spotless heart

The one who is a good luck charm

This search is a responsibility and is still fun

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart and London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Will be number one

My brother's bride

Why don't you become

My brother's bride

Will be number one

My brother's bride

Why don't you become

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Your film is a blockbuster!

I can't tell you how proud I was to read your name on the big screen.

It was amazing!

Why all this drama?

This isn't drama, it's a celebration. Full filmy style.

Have you gone mad?

The cops have come. Let's get out of here!

Stop this nonsense!

Is it a minister's reception?

Making all this noise!

So this is why you've come to Dehradun.

Hey, it's only a girl. We'll find one.

Relax.

Listen, call me later. Alright?

And yes, say my 'hi' to uncle!

Kush. Hello. Welcome.

Hi Dinesh.

How are you? -I'm good.

My child is here!

You look so weak.

The same line again.

Look, you are the mother of a soon to be great Bollywood director.

Please, come up with some better dialogue.

How many men?

That's dad's line.

Where is the Colonel? -He's waiting for you.

Let's go.

Are you going to speak or should I?

Yes dad?

Listen.

The poor boy's just arrived.

Hmmmmm!

You know, Kush...

I'm sick of you and your generation.

Your generation, it's the...

...SMS generation.

Totally confused.

Look at Luv.

All these years he'd been saying...

...that he would marry a girl from London.

But yesterday, he calls and says No!

I will marry an Indian girl.

And that I shouldn't select any girl.

It's Kush who will do that...

...because he understands me better.

Great then.

Go find.

Kush, don't worry.

Dad has arranged to see some girls.

We'll go and meet them.

When?

Tomorrow!

Very tasty!

My 22-year-old Mani made it herself.

How many pounds does your brother earn?

I guess about 80 thousand.

How much is that in Indian rupees?

What do you do?

I do stitching.

I can sew everything.

Really.

How nice.

Don't worry, son.

My whole snack factory is in her name.

I shall give you in dowry.

My girl studied in a Delhi College.

We've brought her up with a lot of love and pride.

Hello.

So you work in films?

Yes.

I've heard that Amitabh Bachchan is about seven and half feet tall.

Is he?

Sir, actually...

Does he have a car?

He has the company's car.

Once during her childhood, a boy broke my girl's doll.

Oh no!

And these two brothers broke his ribs.

So sweet.

Will you... cast me as a heroine?

One audition?

What is your size?

Small.

Small?

No I mean...

...38...

...40.

Shall I stitch? -What?

Shirt.

No, No. Thank you.

Coat? -No.

Raincoat? -Raincoat!

Dollar... money...

Your wedding clothes... Ours.

Tell me that you love me. -Drink milk!

I am going to be the mother of your child.

Drink milk. Milk!

Mani-honey...

...they have money!

What's happening to people?

How can they be so dumb?

Hey, Mr. Bollywood.

You've made 4-5 films and you've lost track of reality.

This is how it is in real life.

Middle class people talk about these things...

...and ask these kinds of questions only.

So what do I do?

Should I tell my brother then? We aren't getting a girl.

There must be some device with which we can find that one girl...

...who will adjust nicely with my brother in London.

I've got an idea.

Awesome.

Isn't it a poster of a hit film?

Hello. -Hello.

Is that Mr. Agnihotri?

Yes.

This is Rakhi Sawant speaking...

...from Rakhi ka Swayamwar 2. -What?

I saw the ad for Luv. He's quite cute. Send him to my show.

No-No-No... -Hello.

What happened?

I don't know.

This should be it.

Hello?

Kush Agnihotri?

Yes. -Is that party from London there?

Yes, that's right.

At least the idea was good.

My foot, it was good!

This house has become a call centre with so many calls!

Don't laugh, you ass.

There's not much time left before Christmas.

If the alliance isn't confirmed in the next 10-15 days...

...then Bhaisahab and my father will kill me.

There's a call for you.

Who is it?

I couldn't understand...

They said someone from the ministry.

From the ministry?

Hello.

Kush Agnihotri?

Yes sir.

My name is Dilip Dixit.

I am in the Foreign Services, posted in Delhi right now.

Yes sir.

I've called you because we saw your matrimonial ad...

...and we have a daughter and we are looking for a suitable boy for her.

If it's alright, I'd like to call you and your family over to our house.

Yes, sir. Whenever you are free, we can come.

Would this Sunday be okay?

Absolutely, sir. Absolutely.

Great, my secretary will call you to give you the address.

Nice talking to you, sir.

Same here, son. God bless.

Hey, what happened?

Yes! Finally a good proposal.

See, the idea was good.

Kush? -Yes, sir.

Nice to see you. -Hello.

This is my mother.

Hello. -Hello.

Hope you had no problem finding the house? -Not at all.

Please come, I'll introduce you to everyone.

My wife Rita. -Hello.

My nieces, Dia and Tina.

Hello. -Hello.

And this is my genius son, Ajay.

M.A. In Psychology. -Really!

Hello, hello. Nice to meet you.

Really nice. Come in, come in.

Please come.

So Luv has been in London for 8 years? -Yes.

Does he intend to settle there?

I don't think he will be able to adjust to the lifestyle here now.

He likes London, he's excelling in his job.

I think its best for him.

Marriage. He'll come to India for the wedding, right?

Ajju!

Of course he'll come, son.

Anyway, he's right.

If he likes London then he should stay there.

In fact, we like London a lot.

We were there for 18 years -Really?

I was the Cultural Secretary there...

...and our daughter Dimple was born there.

This is the main reason we wanted to meet with you.

When we saw that ad of yours, we were quite excited.

And Kush, I must say...

...very well done on the ad.

Thank you, uncle!

Dimple's taking a long time. Dimple!

So where does Luv stay in London?

He stays in Wembley.

Hi aunty. -Hello, dear.

I'm sure you know the famous stadium there.

Tea? -Yes, thank you.

Oh no! -What have you done?

He spilled everything.

Son, go inside and wash this.

Dear, show him the bathroom. -Yes.

Please sit. It happens sometimes. -Sorry.

What are you doing here?

What the... what are you doing here?

Hello.

Hey, where are you, D?

Listen, I've put sugar in the tank.

Once the bus goes a little further, the engine will seize.

And you can come and pick us up. Okay?

You are too good.

I know. I'm the best.

Hey look, it's bus!

Help us! Help us!

Stop!

Robin!

Hey D! -What's up?

Hey guys, this is D.

Hi, D!

D, these are the guys.

Hi guys!

Hi, D!

Soft drinks? Are you serious?

School's over, this is college.

I love you, D!

Hey, Don't you dare say that again. I'll break your teeth.

But I like hearing it. So this one's for you.

And you're kinda cute, so that's for you.

Cutie!

Last one?

Me! Me!

This one is for him.

'Coz he's kinda different.

Have fun, guys!

Kush... Yo.

Where did you find this high fashion wildcat?

I met her at a rave party last Saturday in Chattarpur farms.

I see.

She was born and brought up in London.

She shifted here a year back.

I guess, she's studying some History Honours from LSR.

Nice.

You seem quite curious.

Should I introduce you?

No, she's not my type.

The further I stay away from her the better.

What are you guys doing sitting in the corner? It's time to fly!

Oh my free spirited heart

Oh my free spirited heart

Love breaks all shackles

And my bohemian soul dances to glory

I have lost everything and gained love

Peace is what it desires

Break the walls

Shout out loud

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

Oh my free spirited heart

Such is the magic of love that it makes you vulnerable (like a child)

Find the love within you

Why do you go wandering in the world when everything exists within you

Find yourself

Break the walls

Shout out loud!

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

Breaking News. Dimple Dixit, alias D...

...a student of Delhi University, has illegally...

...held a rock concert in Agra Fort...

...because of which huge crowds have gathered...

...and the Superintendent of Police has given orders to restrain her.

You are the wind, the water, the fire

You are the right, you are the wrong

You can be what you want to be

My heart feels the purity of God, who exists within me

You look within, you find him

Break the walls

Shout out loud!

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

It's a spell of love (Spellbound)

Oh my free spirited heart

Oh my free spirited heart

What's wrong with you, Dimple!

Just get off me! -Why are you hitting me!

Robin, get off me!

Get out of here!

You crazy, stupid girl!

You ***, I'll kill you!

How dare you touch me!

Oh damn.

Who do you think you are?

I'll kill you!

Hey, D!

Just because I am friendly with you doesn't mean...

...I will sleep with you, okay?

I'll sort you out. Just come to college! -Come here.

Let go of me!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You think I'm a bitch?

A tart?

I'm sorry?

No, you must be thinking I am a slut.

You know what the problem with this country is that here

If a guy flirts with not one, but even three or four girls at a time...

...then it's fine, he's a stud.

He's a hero.

But if it's a girl...

...like me friendly, open, carefree...

...then people think she will sleep with just anybody.

Such narrow mindedness.

I feel stifled here.

D, this not London, this is India.

Every country has its way of thinking, a culture.

Most girls here aren't open, carefree, friendly like you.

They are shy and obedient.

And they behave a certain way.

This doesnt mean that you are wrong.

You're right in your own way.

A girl has every right to have fun but...

...in a country like this if you behave that way...

...then you are likely to find boys like Robin at every crossroads...

...who looks at every girl in a miniskirt and thinks they can get them.

So you think I should change?

No.

Not at all.

You are perfect the way you are.

The best thing about you is that you are so childlike...

...and pure that you do not see the filth around you.

This madness of yours is your USP. Don't ever lose it.

And about what people think.

I think that will change with time.

But it will take a little longer.

Cheers.

Cheers.

It's gone cold.

Will you have tea with me?

Some other time.

For sure.

Kush.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Stop it. It's done.

So soon?

Very funny.

What's with you? You've changed.

I can't believe you're opting for an arranged marriage.

Listen, everything changes with time.

Whatever craziness I wanted to do in life, I am done with that.

And my parents never stopped me.

I use to party like mad, go on trips...

...for days I would stay out, they never asked me a single question.

And I never broke their trust.

I did what I wanted to do but I never crossed the line.

Now I'm 27 years old, single.

And you know when a girl passes 25 in this country...

...people around start talking nonsense.

So they asked me to get married and I said yes.

I think I owe that much to them.

And I was only born in London, I'm still an Indian at heart.

You really are a deep girl Dimple. I'm impressed.

Either way I feel...

...an arranged marriage will be a different kind of adventure.

And all your boyfriends?

I broke up with them.

They were all bloody dumb.

That's another reason why I decided.

I will marry a rich sorted out package.

Package?

What else? Your brother is a package only.

He is good-looking.

I am correctly beautiful and appropriately sexy.

Yes. Definitely.

I've been brought up in London.

I've got an accent as well. He stays in London.

I will fit in there very nicely.

He earns a lot, in pounds. I'll spend it.

And think about it.

Our glowing and chubby kids will call you uncle with an accent.

Isn't that a great package?

Shut up, Dimple!

What shut up? Don't judge me!

Didn't your brother have any girlfriends or what?

He did, actually he just broke up with a girl.

See! I'm not judging him.

So why are you? And who are you?

That's a great dialogue.

You should be in films.

Thank you. Come, let's go outside.

Or people will think we are up to something.

There they are.

What's the matter, dear? You took so long?

Yes, it went deep down.

That's why.

It looks like he pissed in his pants.

Dear. -Yes, dad?

Take Kush inside show him around.

Okay. Come.

Pull it out!

Pull what out?

What?

Nothing.

Say what?

Dimple will you marry my brother?

I've never met a girl as honest as you in my life.

A little crazy, different from the usual girls...

...but there is something about you.

My brother said he'll marry a girl that I like.

And I like you.

Very much.

I know. I'm the best.

She'll never change.

Please come in.

Mr. Dixit! -Colonel!

Colonel, Sir our daughter Dimple.

Hello, my dear.

Hello, Bhaisahab. Can you hear me?

Yes, yes, I can hear you. Can you see me clearly?

Mr. Dixit's family is here, they want to talk to you.

Good bring them here. Call them, call them.

Please come.

Hello dear. -Hello.

How are you? -I'm good. How are you?

Why are you wearing a sweater? Are you alright?

It's a bit chilly in London...

...so I thought I should wear a sweater. Shouldn't fall sick.

So, son, tell us. How's your work coming along?

Oh work it's going great. Market is going great.

Absolutely fantastic. Work will keep happening.

Dad, can I talk to him?

Sure.

Of course. Ajju. Come, son.

Come.

Dad, please could you step outside?

I want to speak to him alone.

Of course.

Hi.

Hi.

Will you start or should I?

As in?

I mean, will you ask me a question first or should I?

I don't really have any questions...

...but if you do then I would love to answer them.

Good.

You have 30 seconds and this is a rapid fire round.

Ready?

Ready.

Which is better, UK or India?

India.

Rice and beans or pizza?

Rice and beans.

Who is sexier? Shakira or Beyonce?

I would say. Beyonce.

Aamir Khan in Ghajini or Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om?

Salman Khan.

Shirt or T-shirt?

T-shirt.

Pants orjeans?

Jeans.

Underwear or no underwear?

Time's up. You're saved.

Next time please be ready with the answer.

Do you have anything you want to ask?

Nice to meet you.

Bye.

Bhaisahab, what do you think of her?

Oh, she's too good.

I have never met a girl like her before. So spunky!

She interviewed me like Coffee with Karan in the very first meeting.

What? -You won't understand.

Should I confirm things or not?

One hundred percent. Confirmed!

Kush. Thank you.

You're welcome, Bhaisaaab.

So dear, what do you think?

Do you like him?

Yes.

Oh my God! I'm so happy!

Mom!

Dimple. These are my childhood friends...

...Rohit and Shobit.

Warm regards! Sister-in-law!

Sister-in-law? Me?

Just call me Dimple.

Dimple! -Dimple.

She's quite frank. Isn't she?

Kush, come here.

Excuse me. Colonel, I have a small request.

Yes, yes. Please tell me.

We would love to hold the wedding in Delhi.

I would request all of you to come there for 10 days.

We'll book a big guesthouse.

Both families will stay together and make all the arrangements.

I think that's a brilliant idea, Mr. Dixit.

You book the guesthouse and let us know.

We'll be there with music and drums.

Cheers to that!

Hello. -Hi!

LSR College?

No, No. Miranda House.

Have chickpeas. -Sweets.

Chickpeas?

It's really good.

Look the one in purple is mine.

I'm the one wearing purple, she's mine!

She's your sister then.

Just what are you guys doing?

We ordered five cylinders just three days ago.

Fine, we'll talk later.

What's up, Shobit? Everything's under control?

A brand new problem plagues the market.

Will our Bhaisahab ride a horse or a mare?

Are you kidding me?

Look, there's a budget for everything.

The horse is four thousand per hour and the mare is eight thousand.

Now it's Bhaisahab's decision what he'd like to ride on.

Take a look at the card, Sir, It's like a diamond shaped sweet.

I can't understand anything. -It will be a sensation.

You called for me.

Son, we've looked at a few card samples and we don't like anything.

Kush, this is Govind. His shop is at Chaavri bazaar.

You go with Dimple and select a design that you like.

Yes, definitely. -That's not a bad idea.

I think I should select my own wedding card.

Certainly. And if you're free then we could go now.

Why not? -Yes, let's go.

Bye dad. -Bye sweetheart.

Bye mom. -Bye dear.

You go ahead, we'll follow you in our car.

Car!

Sir, where will a car fit there?

Let's do one thing. You sit behind me.

We'll all adjust. Let's go triples.

What is it?

Don't do that!

Hey, it's just a scooter. -Don't move!

C'mon, make way.

Exactly what you are looking for.

Let's finalize a card.

Super! Too good.

Excellent choice. -Excuse me.

Kush! Don't fall. -Don't do that, Dimple!

Dimple, I'm riding a scooter for the first time don't do that.

First time?

I told you not to do that.

You hit me!

Don't you know how to ride a scooter?

Idiot! You don't know how to ride a scooter?

Have you gone mad!

I've been telling you since this morning sit steady.

Don't move so much, this needs to be balanced...

...but you're doing the disco sitting behind!

Ah! Now it's my fault you're a bad driver.

I am not a bad driver you're a bad sitter.

Oh really?

Sir, sister-in-law is getting very angry.

Don't call me sister-in-law!

I am sorry madam. I am sorry.

Whatever the damages are, I'll pay for it.

No, don't worry sir, I'll manage.

You just handle madam.

Just pick the scooter and let's go. Do you want to marry him?

This isn't some show. Go do your work. Go!

Kush, say thank you.

Why?

Why? See how well I acted.

He didn't even ask for any money.

You're amazing Dimple, first you endanger my life...

...then you ask me to say thank you.

Look Ahead!

It's the time to disco.

Dimple, please.

Kush, don't fall. Don't fall!

It was a good day.

It was a mad day, Dimple.

Cheers everybody!

Colonel, sir. Welcome to the family. -Thank you, sir.

Kush, when is Luv coming?

On Friday.

Great. This means that the engagement can take place on Sunday.

Okay, dear?

Excellent. So on this note once again cheers!

Cheers, everybody.

Ajju.

Check it out, this is damn funny.

Look at this.

I love Taj.

The two of you met there for the first time, right?

Taj.

Who told you that?

Dimple doesn't hide anything from me. Dimple-Ajju.

Kush, I have a wish.

Tell me.

I'm not sure about my wedding, if it will ever happen or not.

But I want Dimple's wedding to be held at Agra.

At a place from where one can see the Taj.

Beautiful white Taj.

Dimple. Wedding.

Let Luv get here.

I will speak to him.

I like you. I like you.

You're okay?

Dimple?

I'm feeling weird, Kush.

This Sunday I'll be engaged.

And in a week... married.

So?

So I will soon be a married woman.

Bound by responsibilities, my whole life will change.

I won't have all this freedom.

You're such a drama queen.

Shut up, Kush.

C'mon, my brother is not a circus ringmaster...

...who'll keep you locked inside a cage.

That's not the issue.

You won't understand.

I understand.

You're a little nervous. And for good reason.

But everything is going to turn out great.

I know that but I'll miss this.

What I am right now.

So what do you want to do?

You have 48 hours.

Miss Unmarried Dimple Dixit.

Kush, before I get engaged I want to live...

...like how I've lived for the past 25 years.

Free as a bird.

I want to dress how I used to. I want to attend a class in college.

I want to eat what I want. I want to get drunk.

I want to disappear completely into this world.

Do everything and I mean everything.

We'll live it up.

The next 48 hours like never before.

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Let's find a new world

Without realizing where we are

Touch the earth, and the sky

Come on now

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be friends with ourjourney

Let me rule myself my own way

Let's be friends with ourjourney

Let me rule myself my own way

Let's wander somewhere

Like vagabonds we travel uninhibited

Let's search

For something that we've never lost

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

The flower of the dream in my eyes

Blooms with the warmth of my desire

The flower of the dream in my eyes

Blooms with the warmth of my desire

Hey, stop there

Let's search for love

Hey, in every way

Heart is always filled with desire

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Let's find a new world

Without realizing where we are

Touch the earth, and the sky

Come on now

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Okay, Dimple. Just shut up. You are drunk.

I am not drunk. I am just happy, Kush!

Listen Dimple, I need to pick up Bhaisahab from the airport.

I'll drop you off at the guest house. Okay?

Are you crazy.

I can't go to the guest house in this condition, Kush.

Okay, so what do you suggest?

Should I drop you at a friend's place?

No way. I am not going to anyone's house.

Okay, so what do we do then, Dimple?

What do you mean?

I will come with you to pick up Luv. -No, no.

Kush, I'm getting married to him. It's my right to pick him up.

In this state? -Ya!

You're going to get me in trouble.

Okay. Do one thing.

Stop at a dairy and get half a kilo of curd.

Because with curd, the buzz goes a little, fine?

C'mon Kush. C'mon. -Really?

C'mon. Take a left.

Dimple, one second.

Dimple-Dimple.

You've made a mess of it now.

Hold on for a second.

Curd. Give me some curd.

Relax. Who eats curd like this? -I do!

Give it to me quickly, Kush!

See, much better.

Better.

C'mon, you're fine now.

Look, don't say anything stupid in front of Bhaisahab.

Hey, Kush!

I know how to control myself. Alright?

Don't teach me, okay!

He'll never change.

Hey, Bhaisahab!

Kush! My brother!

How are you?

Great. You tell me.

Are you ready?

Ready and how.

What a nice girl you've found for me. Dimple!

What a beautiful name!

After I had that l-chat with her...

...I haven't once thought about Piali.

Damn good, Bhaisahab.

How's dad?

You know dad. -Oh damn! Kush?

Bhaisahab, she's come to pick you up.

Dimple.

Dimple.

Dimple.

Meet my Bhaisahab, Luv.

Hello.

Nice to meet you in person.

Nice to meet you too.

Are you alright?

Me, yeah!

It was my best friend's birthday party so I drank a little too much.

You don't have any problem with drinking?

Drinking? No, I love drinking.

Great.

Kush, shall I?

What? -Drive.

Yes. Yes.

So how are you feeling?

What do you mean?

Meaning, in 'Swades' when Shahrukh Khan comes to India...

...he starts hearing music in his ears.

The cows on the road. Indian population, colours all around.

He starts loving all this.

Are you feeling the same?

Not really.

No?

Then why do they show it like that in films?

Kush, why do you make such films?

Hey, Kush.

I'll show you what films are...

...what dialogues are and what acting is.

C'mon Kush. Call action.

Action? -Just say action. Action!

Thank you.

Suicide!

Suicide!

People. You see this Basanti.

Basanti.

I was about to get married to her.

But this old hag of an aunt sitting behind messed it up for me.

Old hag aunt.

Now it's impossible for me to stay alive.

People. I bid my final adieu.

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Everyone is asleep.

Goodnite. Kush, Luv.

Luv, Kush. Goodnight.

Old aunty?

Bhaisahab...

...she's nothing like that.

However she is...

...she's good.

I like her.

Well done.

Oh bad omen, may you be shamed.

From the left, right and centre.

Enough granny, you've shamed the omen completely!

Go son. Meet him.

Good morning, dad.

Has the bad spell been cast off? -Yes.

You've finally had enough of London girls?

Yes, yes, yes.

You'll marry for sure or...

My dear Colonel.

Oh, Mr. Dixit. Come, come.

You've completely forgotten us after your son came.

How are you, sir?

I'm good, I'm good. You tell me, how are you feeling?

I am feeling a bit weird...

...everything's happened so quickly, I didn't even realize.

I still can't believe it.

You should thank Kush. He's done everything.

I will, Ajju. I will.

Hello dear, have you met him?

Yes. We had a short meeting last night.

A short meeting at night!

Ajju, that's enough.

Dad, we have to go and collect those wedding cards.

Oh yes. Colonel, don't we have a lot of work?

Definitely. Yes. C'mon.

Let's leave.

Will you come along?

Certainly.

Kush!

We need to go to Chaavari bazaar...

...to collect that wedding card?

Why don't you do one thing?

You go with Bhaisahab. I have some work.

Kush, just come.

Come. Come with us.

No, I have some urgent work.

Okay.

Someone says it is as deep as an ocean

That's how love is

Someone says it is as lonely as a desert

That's how love is

Someone says it is as deep as an ocean

That's how love is

Someone says it is as lonely as a desert

That's how love is

Sometimes it is as golden as gold

Sometimes it is as pure as the earth

Sometimes it rips through a like a silver dagger

It is unpredictable

It is uncontrollable

It's dangerous

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

It's risky

Hello, madam. Come. How are you?

Here is your wedding card. Wow! Brilliant!

Do you like it?

Ya, it's nice.

Kush designed it himself. Here's the design.

It steals the sleep from the eyes

It can bind a relation with a dream, without a thread

Without knowing

Your beloved will come and steal your heart

lts neither yours neither mine

It belongs to no one

It has no language

lts omnipresent

lts in our stories

Make me learn it without learning it. Oh God

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

That's how love is

That's how love is

See you at dinner.

Cheers.

You know, beer is the only thing in the world...

...which makes your weariness disappear in a split second.

You should drink some.

What's wrong? You've had this long face all day.

Nothing.

Say it.

I don't know.

I am just feeling lost.

Oh c'mon, it's your brother's wedding not your sister's...

Let me tell you ajoke. This one time a... -Kush.

I need to talk to you, in private.

Ya sure, go ahead, talk in private.

Something is wrong, Kush. -What happened?

I don't now, I just can't understand it.