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Previously onBob Hearts Abishola...

So what's been going on with you? How was your day?

Anything interesting happen?I met your ex-wife.

ABISHOLA: I, uh, I spoke with Bob.

He said he came to see you.

Yeah, he did.

So it all ended well?

It doesn't feel like an ending.

When we hugged, it feltlike a new beginning.

Really?

What are you doing?

I am helping Mr. Wheeler'ssister update the product names.

Oh.We're making them sexier.

[both sigh]

It's been a pleasure working with you, Christina.

I really have to go.

O dabo.

O dabo.

Well, I'll say goodbye, then.Well, I'm sure

I'll see you soon.

Mm, maybe one day.

Maybe tomorrow. I live in the neighborhood!

Oh, good.

DOTTIE: All right,

sounds good.

See you then.

[sighs]

Bob! Bob!

Help! Hurry!

[panting]

Why are you screaming?

Well, you don't hustle if you think it's a drill.

What's this I'm hearing about you visiting your ex?

Who told you that?

She did. I just got off the phone with her.

Uh, she wasin the hospital,

and I wanted to see how she was doing.

She said there was a hug.

Uh, when I said goodbye, yeah,

but mostly I was cold and spiteful.

Why'd she call you?

She wants to see me.

Because?She wants to apologize

face-to-face, which is good,

because I want to tell herwhere to shove it face-to-face.

She really does seem sorry for what she did.

I don't care! She cheated on my son.

I'm sorry it was so hard for you.

Thank you.

And if my seeing her makes youat all uncomfortable,

just say the word,and I'll send her

a handwritten note encouraging her to shove it.

It's fine-- see her, don't see her.

It doesn't bother me.

You sure?Absolutely.

I've moved on. I got Abishola now.Yeah.

She's a peach.

Loving, loyal.

Comes from a good family.

And most importantly,

never banged your best buddy.

What was his name?

Gary Gendelhoff.

Gendelhoff.

Gary Gendelhoff.

Name should've been a tipoff. What a dick.

I'm gonna go.

And, uh, by the way,

next time you need me, use the intercom.

You got it.

Bob! Oh, my God! Bob!

We don't need an intercom.

Hey, Kofo.

Hello.

Oh, you're makinga little PB&J there?

Actually, AB&J.

Oh. An almond butter man.

Are you allergic to peanuts, like me?

I don't know. I have never had the courage to risk it.

You are so sensible.

I'm gonna make one, too.

Excuse me.

Just gonna...get the bread there.

So, I talked to Bob,

and he is very excited about our marketing ideas.

Really? That is wonderful.Mm-hmm. Yep.

Soon all the MaxDot socks will have special, sexy names,

thanks to you.[chuckles]: Oh, no.

It was thanks to you.

It was your brainchild.

It was a child born to both of us.

[giggles]

You are very kind to say that.

Here.

There is no need to jelly two knives.

So sensible.

Yes.

I am.

["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing]

[doorbell rings]

I told you I'd see you again.

[laughs]Hello, Lorraine.

Oh! Bet you didn't thinkit'd be so soon.

No, I did not.

Well, I'm kind oflike a vampire.

You got to invite me in.

What if I don't?

[laughs] Good one.

Are you just coming from work?

I am at work now.

I take care of Mrs. Wheeler.

Oh. So you work for Bob and you date him?

Yes.

Wow. What could possibly go wrong with that?

Mrs. Wheeler is in the guest room.

If you want to follow...Uh,

I know the way.

I lived here. [laughs]

Knock-knock.

Come on in, whore.

Good to see you, too.

For you.

Great. All is forgiven.

So, um, how you doing?

You coming along?

What, the stroke?

Oh, don't worry about that.

Half of my body doesn't work,

but all of it resents you.

I deserve that.

Oh, is thathow we're playing it?

Playing what?

[mincing]: "I deserve that."

I do.

What I did was wrong,

and all I can do is ask for Bob's forgiveness,

and yours.

Oh, for God's sake, what am I supposed to do with that?

Dottie...

from the bottom of my heart, I will always be grateful

for how you treated me like a daughter.

Until I threw your love away.

Aw, come here, ya tramp.

Why do you havea baseball bat?

I... thought this was gonna go differently.

What's the score?

Nil-nil.Oh, exciting!

Why aren't you watching itin the house?

Well, because that is where my wife is.

Are you having problems?

Not as long as I stay up here.

[phone dings]

[announcer speaking indistinctly]

Who is that?Spam.

[phone dings]

Also spam?Yes.

You can block that, you know.That's okay.

It is easy. Here.Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Who's MWS?

I told you. Spam.

Spam bought you a jar of organic almond butter?

It's scary how they knowwhat we like.

Kofo.

Tell me.

Promise you won't be mad?

No.

MWS is Mr. Wheeler's sister.

Oh, you fool.

You told me you put an end to this nonsense.

I tried, but she would nottake rarafor an answer.

Maybe that is because when you said rara

she did not think you really meant rara.

[phone dings]

Go ahead, look at it.That's okay.

Look at it!

She also wentto the farmers' market

and bought me jelly

from the jelly man.Oh, Kofo.

What should I say?

Be firm.

Tell her you shouldn't do this.

It is naughty.

We shouldn't do this.

It is naughty.

[phone whooshes]

[phone dings]

She sent back a winky face.

Why is she winking? We were very clear.

Is that my ex-wife's carout front?

Yes.

She and your mother have been catching up.

I'm sorry. This must bereally weird for you.

Why?Well, my ex-wife in the house

talking to my mom, you, me.

Okay, it's weird for me.

She came to ask for forgiveness.

How is that a bad thing?

You are an amazing woman.I am.

Oh, my God,

you guys are so cute!

I gotta admit,

I did not seehow this was gonna work,

but now I do.

I get it.Love is blind.

Love is wonderful.

You leaving?Yes, yes.

Thanks for letting medo this.

I know it wasa little uncomfortable.

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

Aw, you silly goose.

And, you,you my dear Abishola,

oh, you have castquite a spell on our Dottie.

She can't say enoughgood things about you.

Thank you.

[whispers]: Don't let Bob ever take you for granted.

Make him see you.

Buh-bye!

Is it weird yet?

[knocking]

Hang on.

[mutters]

Come on in.

I'm gonna have to call you back.

What's up?

We have an HR issue.

Ugh. One thing after another.

Show him.

Cool. Is that Questlove?

It is me.

Baked by your sister

and left on Kofo's scooter.

Oh, God, she's baking faces again.

She has done this before?

It's the first time I've seen itin chocolate, but yeah.

Show him the note.

"I could just eat your face."

She means that in a playful way, right?

For now.

What happened to the last guy?

Oh. Brad.

Nice dude.He's no longer with the company.

We're fired. I knew it.

No one's getting fired.

Did you tell her you're not interested?

I did not.

You said you said rara.

Did you not say rara?

Honestly? Rara.

Rara?

It means no.

That's good. You do not want to say rarato my sister.

She does not respond well to rara.

What happens?

Raramakes her a little cray-cray.

So what should we do?

Well, you don't want to encourage her.

But you don't wantto piss her off, either.

So just go about your business

as if everything's normal.

Everything is normal.There you go, cling to that.

Hey.

Hey.Hey.

Oh, you got my new Mexicali chicken.

Tell me what you think.

Okay. Hold on.

Mmm, it's good.Mm-hmm.

The secret is raisins.

And how'd you come up with that?

We were out of beans.

Gloria,

can I ask you a personal question?

I'm 48.

[short chuckle]

Are you still in touch with your first husband?

Hell no.

Ooh, there's a raisin.

Why?

Bob's ex-wife has recently come back into his life.

Oh, yeah, that's a white people thing.

They always trying to find closure.

You know how you find closure?

Go down to boxing gym,

talk to the husband of the womanyour husband is screwin',

tell him where they shackin' up.

Now, that's closure.

I love a story with a happy ending.

Mm-hmm.Abishola,

you cannot let this womanback into his life.

That is what I thought at first,

but she seems like a good person.

So what? I seem like a good person when you first meet me.

[chuckles]

I never thought that about you.

She has also

made peace with Bob's mother.

Oh,

so she playing the long game.

You are in big trouble.

No, Bob would never go back to her.

Okay.It is your life.

I should get back to work.

Bye-bye.All right, dear.

See you later.

We got through to her, right?

I can never tell.[short chuckle]

I've known her 20 years.

Angry, happy-- same face.

Ooh!

Another raisin.

Hey there.

Hello.

Did you find a special treat on your scooter today?

I did.

Did you taste your face?

Goodwin did.

It wasn't for Goodwin.

Yes, but it's just nice to share.

The cake was for you.I know.

You should eat it.

I definitely will.

Good.

Hey, I was thinking...

...maybe we could go out for a drink after work.

Oh, I would like to. But sadly I cannot.

Is that a no?

No, it's not a no.

And-and that no is not a no.

What about tomorrow?

[short chuckle] Once again, yes, I cannot.

Boy, you must be a busy little bee.

[chuckling]

Yes, I am. Every day.

Bzz.

That's okay.

We'll find another time.

Won't we?

Of course.

Great.

Well, go make your honey, little bee.

All right. Bzz. [chuckling]

Bzz right back atcha.Yes, bzz.

Bzz.

I am trying.

Aw, damn it, Lorraine.

[horn honks]

[horn honks]

Can you see me walking?

Why you sitting out here?

Uh, we are waiting for Abishola.

Oh, she's probably stuck talking to my ex-wife.

I told you that was her car.

You know about Lorraine?

Just that you were marriedfor 12 years.

And she slept with your friend,Gary Gendelhoff.

I'll tell Abishola you're waiting.

I would like to meetthis ex-wife.

I would like to meet Gary Gendelhoff.

[both laughing]

Abishola,come, sit, join us.

No, this is your special time with Lorraine.

Don't be silly.Come on,

you gotta tryone of my brownies.

No, I do not "gotta."

Hey, Mom, Abishola,

horrible mistake I made when I was young and foolish.

Cute.

I made your favoritebrownies, Bobby Socks.

You want one?

No, thank you.Good choice, Bobby Socks.

Uh, sorry to bother you. Can I use your bathroom?

Sure.

And who is this?

Olu, Tunde,

this is Lorraine, Bob's

ex-wife.AUNTIE OLU: Oh.

Your Facebook picture is not very current.

Is Gary here?Bathroom's

down the hall, Tunde.

Yeah, I know where it is.

DOTTIE:Lorraine,

Olu and Tunde are

Abishola's aunt and uncle.

Lovely to meet you.

Lovely to meet you, too.

They should stay for dinner.

Are you staying for dinner?

Aw. How sweet of you to ask.

Will one of those pills kill me?

What do you say?The more the merrier.

Okay, stop.Wh...

Is there a problem?Yes. You.

It's time for you to go.

Wait, did I do something wrong?Not yet,

but you are getting very close.

Oh, w... Bobby Socks, do you want me to go?

Don't ask Bobby Socks.

He's too nice to say how he feels.

I'm not that nice, but keep going.

Goodbye, Lorraine.

[sighs] Dottie. [chuckles]

Sorry, kid. Looks like there's a new sheriff in town.

A Nigerian sheriff.

Well, it wasnice to meet everyone.

Tell Gary I am waiting

for him to respondto my friend request.

I'll come backfor the brownie pan.

No need.

Drive safe.

Oh.

[chuckles]

I don't want to embarrass youin front of your family,

but that was the sexiest thing

I have ever seen.

Are we still staying for dinner?

♪ Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪

♪ Sail away, sail away...

[mumbles lyrics]

Oh. [chuckles]

Hey. I d-I didn't

see you standing there.

Lucky for us. That way we could hear

your pretty singing.Oh.

I was just messing around.

Well, you should mess aroundmore often, 'cause it was great.

Thanks.

Uh, s-so listen,uh, Douglas and I

were just talkingabout how hard you work.

I'm recharging now, but, yeah,

I'm a sled dog.

You are, which is why you deserve a break.

Oh, like a long weekend?

Sure.

Or a month in Arizona.

Remember the spa with the massage therapy and yoga?

And all the pretty horses?

What was the name of the one you liked?

Buttermilk.

Right. Buttermilk.

I bet she misses you.

You know, she only let mebrush her.

Then she probably needs a visitas much as you do.

You think?

I know.

How about we get you home,

get you packed up, and first thing tomorrow,

you're hanging out with Buttercup.

Buttermilk!Sorry. Buttermilk.

Everything's fine.

Okay.

Let me just say goodbye to Kofo.Uh,

Kofo had to takea couple days off

for a family emergency.

Oh, no. Is everything okay?

It'll be fine.

It was a good emergency.

Can we stop and get Buttermilk some apples?

Uh, they'll have 'emat the stable.

I want to stop for apples.

We're stopping for apples, Bob!

It was so nice of Mr. Wheelerto give us a paid vacation.

Nice had nothing to do with it.

He's just trying to buy our silence.

Turns out it was for sale.

[both giggling]

Ah.

Can I have my phone back?

Rara.

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