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["Turkey in the Straw" plays
nearby]
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Ice cream.
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Ice cream, Mom-- can I?
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Sure.
Ice cream!
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Don't you need money?
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I need money!
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Thank you.Don't run!
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Okay!
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[exhales]
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Shelly, you want ice cream?
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MISSY:
Ice cream!
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All right.
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Here you go.
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And no runnin'.
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In these loafers? Not a chance.
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I was jokin'.
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Okay.
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ADULT SHELDON:
It was turning out to be
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the perfect Saturday.
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The ice cream man
had extra napkins.
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I had tons of homework.
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And I was about to enjoy
an orange sherbet Push-Up,
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which was the only
kind of Push-Up
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I could actually finish.
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Then it all came crashing down.
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[crash]
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[ice cream splats]
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There's no telling
who could buy that house!
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What if they have dogs?
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What if they have birds?
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What if they have both
and the birds
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learned to bark like dogs?
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Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself
all worked up.
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For good reason-- that house issix feet away from my bedroom
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window-- who knows what kind
of smells could jump the gap?
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Uh, cigarette smoke,
a scented candle, a durian?
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What's a durian?
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A vile-smelling fruit
of the genus Durio.
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When did you smell that?
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I haven't, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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It might be nice.
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It might be a family
with kids your age.
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I already live with a kid
my age-- not a fan!
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[slurps]
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[knocking]
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you about
serious woman stuff?
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Of course.
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Is this a...
iced tea conversation
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or a hot tea conversation?
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Definitely hot.
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Uh-oh.
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So what's goin' on?
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[sighs]
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I think I have a boyfriend.
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Wow.
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But you cannot tell Mom.
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Oh, of course-- I love not
telling your mother stuff.
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So what-what-what's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson,
he's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair,
his favorite color's green
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and he's learning
how to skateboard,
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but he's not very good yet.
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Okay, well,
I have to ask, now...
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at your age, having a boyfriend,what does that mean?
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Do you, uh... go out on dates?
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No.
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Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
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I wish, but no.
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So how do you know
he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize
you had documentation.
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I know.
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Something suspicious
is happening next door.
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Like what?
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Groups of strangers
keep coming and going.
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They must be using
the house to sell drugs.
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No one's selling drugs, they'rejust havin' an open house.
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What's that?
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They open up the house
so people interested
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in buyin' it can take a look.
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That explains why 911
hung up on me.
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ADULT SHELDON: I had no choice
but to determine
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if any of these
prospective home buyers
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would be suitable neighbors.
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This shifty fellow?
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He looks like trouble.
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That woman and
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whatever dark secret is hiding
in her bag?
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Probably a machete.
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Oh, this lady seems promising.
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[faint crying]
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[baby crying]
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Not on my watch.
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MAN:Please look around.
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If you have any questions,I'll be right here.
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Excuse me, is there someone
in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Mr. Lundy?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the realtor.
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But you're a teacher
and an actor.
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And while those both
pay so well,
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I like to do this
on the weekends for fun.
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[chuckles]
Why are you here?
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I live next door
and I'm concerned
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about who the new neighbor
might be.
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Don't you worry, I will
personally make sure that
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your new neighbor is whoever
forks over the most money.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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So if you want to
be his girlfriend
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and he wants to be
your boyfriend,
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what's the problem?
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He also plays baseball,
and this weekend...
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I have to pitch against him.
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Yeah, so?
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So if I strike him out, he mightget mad and break up with me.
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Well, why would he do that?
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I've struck out a bunch of boys.
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They all get real mad.
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You're gonna pitch bad
to him on purpose?
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I was thinkin' about it.
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That is not
what you are gonna do.
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You are gonna do your best,
and if you strike him out,
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he will respect you for it.
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I don't know.
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When I struck out Brian Morgan,he cried.
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Now everyone calls him
Cryin' Brian.[chuckles]
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That's pretty funny.
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Thanks, I started it.
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[doorbell rings]
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Mr. Lundy?
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Come in.
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What brings you here?
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I'm the listing agent
on the house next door.
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But I thought you were
a teacher and a--
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And an actor, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You've got to get your son
out of my open house.
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Why, what's he doin'?
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Well...
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♪ This is my house...
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I noticed there's
hair on your coat.
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Clearly yours is falling out,
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but do you also have pets?
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♪ Get out there,
that is my house... ♪
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I detect a hint of garlic.
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Do you enjoy
cooking stinky foods
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or are you afraid of vampires?
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♪ You got to,
you got to, you got to... ♪
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Is there any chance
you're just fat?
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♪
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Oh, dear, I'll go get him.
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Thank you.
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Kind of a dump.
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But I could sell it.
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♪ Get out, hey.
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Why are you reading
about property code?
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The house next door
to mine is for sale,
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and I'm looking for ways
to control who moves in there.
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When my family moved to Texas,
they burned our fishing boat.
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Tam, we're talking about
my problems right now.
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We usually are.
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Ooh, listen to this:
"A seller
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"or seller's agent
must disclose if a homicide
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has occurred on the property."
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Why is that helpful?
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That could scare off
any unwanted buyers.
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Hasthere ever been
a murder next door?
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I sure hope so.
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Hello, Officer Robin.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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What's wrong, Sheldon?
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I was wondering
if anyone was murdered
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in the house next door to mine.
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You mean murdered today?
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No, ever, but today
would work, too.
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It'll take me a while to check.
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That's fine, I can hold.
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Tell Mr. Givens I may be
a little late to class.
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It's a police matter.
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Sheldon's gonna be late.
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Well, all right!
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It's a police ma--Don't care.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Sorry, no murders.
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Just one death from
natural causes in
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1948.
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How can we be sure
it wasn't foul play?
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The man was 96 years old,
Sheldon.
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That's a lot of years
to make enemies.
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Bye.
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[line clicks, dial tone sounds]
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MEEMAW:
So,
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you playin' the
Tigers on Saturday?
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Should be an easy win.
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Their best player's parentsare getting a divorce.
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He's pretty distracted.
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Well, there's
a lucky break.
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I just hope it dragsout through playoffs.
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So how you feel about
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not pitchin' Missy?
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Why would I do that?
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Well, she's growin' up
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and she's going through
some new stuff...
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Oh, I don't wantto hear about that.
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No, no, no, she's--
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she's got a crush on a
boy on the other team,
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and she's worried that
if she strikes him out,
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that it will embarrass him.
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Well, that's too bad,she's our pitcher.
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She's gonna do her job.
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Well, she's also an 11-year-old
girl with big feelings.
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And I'm a cranky old manwith no feelings.
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Well, I've always thought that
underneath that tough exterior,
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there was a shred
of compassion.
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Yeah, I know whatyou're doing.
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What am I doing?
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You're using your femininewiles to get your way.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Smart and handsome.
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You forgot tall.
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Don't say that.
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Never... say that.
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Goonies...
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never say die.
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Well done.
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Very moving.
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And speaking of moving,
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if any of your parents are in
the market for a two-bedroom,
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two-bath ranch-style
with a updated kitchen,
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have them give me a call.
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[school bell rings]
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All right, very good.
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How about next week we try somemonologues from actual theater?
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Just a thought.
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Mr. Lundy.
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Oh, what now?
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What happened with
the open house
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after you had me kicked out?Were there any potential buyers?
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And if so, can I have
their names so I can run
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a background check
with my friends in blue?
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[chuckles] Sheldon,
if you think you're gonna
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stop me from selling
this house, you're wrong.
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Oh, am I?
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They tried to stop me
from staging The Crucible
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on roller skates.
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A lot of understudies
went on that day...
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but so did the show.
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You do not want me as an enemy.
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Or as a friend, sibling
or student, I've been told.
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All right, look,
if it's so important to you,
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why don't you just go out
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and find a buyer
that you'd be happy with?
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So if I find someone
I deem acceptable,
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you'd sell them the house?
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If the bank approves,
so do I.
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Excellent.
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I wonder if Stephen
Hawking would like Texas.
266
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,049
It's very flat.
267
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,878
Oh, I can't afford a house,
268
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,141
but I'm flattered
you'd want me next door.
269
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,751
Of course I would.You don't have enough friends
270
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:22,796
to throw a party.
271
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,451
Yeah, well...
272
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,932
Neither-neither do you!
273
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,674
[chuckles]: So, you think after
seeing you every day at school,
274
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,721
I'd want to go home,
look out my window
275
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,811
and see-see more of you?
276
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,944
Yes.Hey, maybe we could ride
to school together.
277
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,424
We could play car games.
278
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,818
[laughing]:
Stop, you're killing me.
279
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,821
I'm sorry, why would I want
to live next door to you?
280
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:48,691
Ask Mr. Givens.
281
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,650
Apparently, I'm hilarious.
282
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,522
That's sweet of
you for asking,
283
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,784
but I'd rather
284
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,917
stick my finger in
a pencil sharpener
285
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,570
and crank away.
286
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,748
I would love to, Sheldon,
287
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,488
but there's a district rule
288
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,143
that says a principal can't
live next door to a student.
289
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,797
That makes sense.
290
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,060
Does it? Good.
291
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,805
Hey. Robin says the house
292
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:16,980
next door to y'all is for sale.
293
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,895
Oh, yeah, it is.
294
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,244
Is it nice?
295
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,247
Uh... nice enough.
296
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,206
Why? Are you thinking
about moving?
297
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,904
I wasn't, but Robin's not
crazy about living in a house
298
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,558
I shared with my ex-wife.
299
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,081
That's understandable.
300
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,301
I want her to be happy.
'Cause I love her.
301
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,390
Not just 'cause she's a
cop with a gun. [chuckles]
302
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,609
But that's part of it.Well,
303
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,177
I'm sure there are lots
of wonderful houses out there.
304
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,179
I'd be happy to help you look.
305
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:45,574
Do you not want us to look
at the one next to you?
306
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,576
Oh, no, of course not.
307
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,013
You should absolutely
look at it.
308
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,102
As well as other houses.
309
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,845
I have to say, this isn't
the reaction I was expecting.
310
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,979
No, it isthe reaction
you were expecting.
311
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:03,200
[chuckles]: Excited that my bossmight live next door to me.
312
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,811
Yay!
313
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,248
Well, my boss
lives everywhere,
314
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,729
and you don't see me
getting weird about it.
315
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,650
And then after you buythe house, you rent it out
316
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:19,913
to people who arepreapproved by me.
317
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,871
I can't afford a second house.Georgie,
318
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,091
you make as much money as Dad.
Why don't you buy it?
319
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,049
He does not make as
much money as me.
320
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,138
No. But I don't have
to spend mine
321
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,053
on stupid stuff
like food and kids.
322
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,663
Mary, where's dinner?
323
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,883
So, is that a yes
to buying the house?
324
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,407
Sorry. When I move out,it ain't gonna be 20 feet away,
325
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,235
and it's gotto have a hot tub.
326
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,541
MARY:
Sheldon, you need
327
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,847
to stop involving
yourself in this.
328
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,805
You upset Mr. Lundy,
329
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068
and you were rude to the
people at the open house.
330
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,723
And he was bugging his
teachers at school all day.
331
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,116
But Mr. Lundy said
I could help him.
332
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,639
I don't care.
333
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,468
Even Pastor Jeff is talking
about buying that house now.
334
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,861
That could work out.
335
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,472
His wife's a police officer,
so built-in security.
336
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,691
And whenever I have
a theological zinger,
337
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,302
I can call it right
over the fence.
338
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,826
You want your bossliving next door?
339
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,175
Not exactly.
340
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,003
You don't have to worry
341
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,831
about your boss. There's
a district rule that says
342
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,833
that Principal Petersen
cannot live next door to me.
343
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,270
That sounds made-up.
344
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,881
A principal who tells lies.
345
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,970
What are we gonna do
with this one?
346
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,542
Here's the payroll checks.
347
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,196
Thank you.If you need
anything else,
348
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,199
I'll be in my office,
which is next door.
349
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,941
Sorry it's so close.[sighs]
350
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,380
Lord, I am trying my best.
351
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,818
Please help me
with this situation.
352
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,863
Amen.
353
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,174
I meant fix him, not me.
354
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,655
SHELDON:Excuse me,
355
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,962
Mr. Lundy. I'm afraidI have some bad news.
356
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,921
Oh. What's going on?
357
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,402
My mother has forbidden mefrom helping you sell the house.
358
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,884
That...
359
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,409
is beyond bad news.
360
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,977
I don't think I
can do this alone.
361
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,674
I'm sorry. It's not me.
362
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,286
No, I know it's not.
363
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,856
Just enjoyed being in
the trenches with you.
364
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,944
As did I.
365
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,642
All right, Sheldon, I...
366
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,992
I guess I'll see
you in the halls.
367
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,864
Again, I'm sorry.
368
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,910
Me, too.
369
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,438
And scene.
370
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,979
Hey, uh, Cooper,
371
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,329
you know, I think I'm gonnahave you sit this one out
372
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,852
and let Powell pitch.
373
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,028
Really?Yeah.
374
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,901
Kind of like to save your armfor the playoffs, okay?
375
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
Okay.
376
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,774
Do you want to save my arm, too?
377
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,123
No.
378
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,646
How about my legs?
379
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,998
You know, Billy, you never failto brighten my day.
380
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,564
Cool.
381
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,002
Pastor Jeff, you got a second?
382
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,003
Of course.
383
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,527
I might've called
before dropping in,
384
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,572
but that's just how
I was raised.
385
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,099
I owe you an apology.
386
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,449
I was worried about us
387
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,798
working together
388
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,974
and then living
next door to each other,
389
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,978
but I like you
and Robin very much,
390
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,285
and if you want
to look into that house,
391
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:42,028
we would be lucky
to have you as neighbors.
392
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,032
Thank you. That's nice to hear.
393
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,729
I mean it.
394
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,600
Good, 'cause Robin already
looked at it, loved it,
395
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,820
put up police tape so no one
else could get in. [chuckling]
396
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,606
Okay.
397
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,826
Ball four.
398
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,001
Oh, damn it.[cheering and applause]
399
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,272
We're gonna lose.
400
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,795
Oh, we're gonna be fine.
401
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,188
Powell's got this.
402
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,843
I'll strike Marcus out.
403
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,410
Put me in.
404
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,500
Time!
405
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,284
Time!
406
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,025
I thought Marcus
was your boyfriend.
407
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,853
Meemaw told you?
408
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,725
She's my girlfriend.
You know, we talk about stuff.
409
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:31,164
So, all that about saving my armfor playoffs wasn't true?
410
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,426
I was just being nice.
411
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,123
Since when are you nice?
412
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,385
Well, don't get used to it.
413
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,648
Just go strike out
your boyfriend.
414
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,260
Player change!
415
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,913
[claps]Come on, Cooper.
416
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,699
Good job.
417
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,483
Kind of.
418
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146
Strike one!
419
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,974
Yes! Two more, Coop!
420
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,541
Two more! Come on.
421
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,760
I thought
we were saving her arm.
422
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,546
Not now, Billy.Okay.
423
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,769
[cheering
and indistinct shouting]
424
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,293
[groaning]
425
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,294
Foul ball!
426
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,295
Yeah, okay!
427
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,557
You got this![sighs]
428
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,254
UMPIRE:
Strike two.DALE: Hang in there!
429
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,169
No coddle. Come on, Coop.
430
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,215
Bear down.
431
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315
Strike three!Yeah!
432
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,881
UMPIRE: You're out!That's my girl!
433
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,448
Yeah!
434
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,326
Good job!Way to go!
435
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,371
[chuckling
and indistinct chatter]
436
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,331
We won!
437
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,332
ALL:
Good game. Good game.
438
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,768
Good game. Good game.
439
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,117
Good game. Good game. Good game.
440
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,032
Good game.Good game. Good game.
441
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,780
Good game.
442
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,348
Good game.
443
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,095
["New Sensation"
by INXS playing]
444
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,360
Where the hell is she going?
445
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,492
♪ Live, baby, live...
446
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,364
Missy! Where you going?
447
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,497
♪ I got a new sensation
448
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:32,198
♪ Well, so impossible
to refuse ♪
449
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,677
[door opens]
450
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,246
He held my hand!
451
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,379
High five!Don't touch it!
452
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,729
♪ A new sensation.
453
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,390
We've got some
exciting news.
454
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,174
They accepted our offer
on the house!
455
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,175
We're gonna
be neighbors.
456
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,046
[Robin laughs]That's wonderful.
457
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,527
Come in, come in.
458
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,225
[door closes]What's going on?
459
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,183
It looks like
Pastor Jeff and Robin
460
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,706
are gonna move in next door.
461
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,230
And that's not the only news.
462
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,361
We're expecting.
463
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,146
[laughs]Oh!
464
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,408
What a beautiful
blessing!
465
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,628
Aw.Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday
you can babysit for us.
466
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,981
[baby crying]♪ Rock-a-bye, baby.
467
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,509
Where you going?To apply for college.
468
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,511
When he sees the baby,he'll come around.
469
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,381
SHELDON:
No, I won't.
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