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(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
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-♪ Come on home
-♪ Coming home, baby, now
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♪ You know I'm waiting here
for you
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♪ I'm coming home,
now, real soon
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-♪ You've been gone
-♪ Coming home, baby, now
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♪ You don't know
what I'm going to do
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♪ I'm coming home,
I know I'm overdue
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-♪ Since you went away
-♪ Expect me
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♪ Any day now real soon
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♪ I'm coming home
and never more to roam
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-♪ Baby, tell me you're
-♪ Baby, I'm for sure
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BOTH: ♪ Coming home
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-♪ I'm coming home
-♪ Come on home ♪
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(LAUGHTER)
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Alright. Let's get the giggles
out of our system, shall we?
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Horizontal jogging.
Glazing the doughnut.
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The mad milkman delivering
to Pleasure Lane.
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Are we still laughing?
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Now, look. I know most of you
don't want to be here.
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-Mm-hmm.
-You kids probably know
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everything that I'm about
to tell you.
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When I think about the things
that I got up to at your age...
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But let's not
beat about the bush.
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-The vulva.
-Wow.
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(KIDS GIGGLING)
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Look, mate...
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Either they learn it
from you and me,
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or they're gonna
get it from porn.
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Is that what you want?
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No!
But could you not...
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Carry on.
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Fun fact,
the vulva is not actually
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another word for
'vagina.'
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In fact,
it refers to the...
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Full house of external
genitalia.
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Think of it
like a veranda.
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It's on the outside,
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it's nice
to look at,
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and it serves
an important function.
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I am surprised that you found
tonight so confronting.
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-You love sexy talk.
-With my wife.
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Under our own roof. Hell, yes.
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But from a PE teacher with
the sensitivity
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of a mad milkman...
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Mr Wilson's shorts were
an anatomy lesson
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I could have lived without.
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-Hmm.
-What if he's right?
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What, about Pleasure Lane?
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No.
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That, if we don't teach
the kids,
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they'll learn
from pornography.
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Oscar and Eddie wouldn't look
at porn, would they?
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Did you?
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Edwina, Oscar!
Down here now, please.
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Quickly!
Chop, chop.
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Sit down.
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Oscar, are you
going to bed already?
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The sooner I go to bed,
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the sooner I'll have
a wet dream.
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-Kill me now.
-Okay.
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Apparently, I have
given off the vibe
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that I am uneasy
talking about...
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Sex, sex, sex.
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But I'm a cool dad.
You know that.
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So, if you have any questions
that you want to ask,
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now is the time.
Shoot.
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No questions, can I go?
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How do you know
everything?
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-Well, I'm...
-Learning about sex
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on your own is fine,
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as long as
you understand...
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Sit down... That you are
not allowed
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to partake in any act
that's even remotely sexual
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until I'm either dead
or senile.
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(LAUGHING) Your dad's joking.
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No, he's not.
Class dismissed.
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Have you got some more
questions, sweetie?
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Heaps.
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Okay, champ.
Hit me.
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Sex sounds painful.
Do you like it?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
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Yes, because
we love each other.
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-How often do you do it?
-Oh, come on!
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That is not
a reasonable question.
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Um, we have sex...
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A healthy
amount.
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Not lately.
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Not for a while,
actually.
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Question time's over.
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-Are we in a rut?
-What?
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No... Maybe.
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It's just that we've been
so busy lately.
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That never
used to stop us.
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You know what? Maybe we just
get back on the bike.
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Am I the bike?
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Go back
to sleep.
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It's gonna take
a lot
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to drag me
away from you.
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There is nothing that
a hundred men
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or more could ever do.
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I bless the rains
down in Africa?
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Gonna take some time
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to do the things
we never ha-ha...
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-Have.
-Toto?
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-It transcends.
-It really doesn't.
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(DOOR OPENS)
Mum?
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Did Nanny Margaret adopt you
because she doesn't like sex?
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Oh, it's just you.
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Nice way to speak
to your PT.
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Sorry,
I've been stood up
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by an overpriced
tradesman.
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I miss the days
when you had to study law
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to charge an obscene
hourly rate.
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What's the problem?
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-My plumbing.
-Hassle!
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I haven't been able
to use my washing machine.
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Why do you think I'm wearing
this hideous tracksuit?
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It's retro gold!
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It was a birthday present
from Danny.
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I meant to return it, but...
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Oh...
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-Are you sick?
-No!
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-What in blazes?
-Bess gave it to me.
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18.2! I'd better
text her.
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No need.
I've filled in
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my blood-sugar diary
for the week.
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In advance?
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I hate admin
piling up.
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You can't just make it up!
It's your health.
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It's bureaucratic red tape.
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I'll keep your secret
on one condition.
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(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
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You've inherited
a prostitute's estate?
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It's my latest business
venture.
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I'm directly
selling women's underwear.
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'Brewer's assistant?'
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It's the third-fastest
growing fantasy.
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I'd prefer just to give you
the money and call it even.
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I don't want your cash.
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I want you to host
a lingerie party here
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and invite all your
rich friends.
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Tell Pat from VIEW Club.
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I don't think
she's in the market
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for pole-dancing
attire.
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Bess might like to know about
that empty box of macaroons
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I found in
your training bag.
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They were part of
a hamper.
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Dialling.
(RING TONE)
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Alright! I'll host
your ridiculous soiree.
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Yes! There's a massive benefit
to being a host.
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Free gift bag!
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There's sexy lingerie,
a massage candle,
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-body chocolate.
-That won't be necessary.
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In the car now or drop
and give me 20.
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(ENGINE STARTS, REVS)
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Have you had sex,
Uncle Kayne?
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It won't
surprise you to learn
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that I have a very active
sex life.
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I think he means with
someone other than yourself.
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What's with all the questions,
though, man?
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We had
our sex-ed night.
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I never had to do that,
because Mum and Dad's
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in-house presentation was so
informative.
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They made up
their own songs and everything.
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(BEAT-BOXES)
♪ Puberty!
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-Don't.
-♪ Say hi to body hair!
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♪ There's even bigger changes
going on downstairs! ♪
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-Awesome!
-No, not awesome.
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It took me years to get that
out of my head.
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My mum and dad could
never make a puberty rap.
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-They're really weird about sex.
-How do you mean, mate?
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Dad says
they hardly ever do it.
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Aw, that's not good.
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Bess missed out on
the famous Wheeler Talk.
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That's got to set her back,
Wayne.
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Check out
my Puberty Rap remix.
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BRIANNA: Don't sweat it,
I'll sort it.
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Dad, you have to fix
Margaret's plumbing.
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She can't host my party if
she's got no water.
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Her plumbing?
That could be a problem.
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-Family politics?
-Sexual politics.
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-What?
-Margaret's got
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a nasty case of Wayne fever.
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Your self-delusion
is nasty.
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What are you
basing this on?
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She gets faint whenever
I'm around.
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Because she's
a fucking diabetic.
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It's a bit more animalistic
than that.
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-Pheromones, ay, Dad?
-That's right, mate.
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OSCAR: ♪ Your voice,
it's gonna drop
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♪ Your plums,
they're gonna pop ♪'
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-We've got to help Bess.
-Leave it to me.
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(MOBILE RINGING)
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-Hi, Wayne.
-You can't hand out sex advice
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-over the phone, Wayne.
-Are you there?
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We're coming over
for lunch.
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Is everything okay?
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Better than okay.
It's been a year since
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you came back
into our lives,
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and... And we got you
a prezzie.
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So we'll see you soon.
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Oh, quick thinking,
my love!
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Right, everybody,
into your Sunday best.
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I'm not going!
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Yeah,
you bloody are.
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This is an important anniversary
for Bess.
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Dad just made it up.
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-Bess doesn't know that.
-I'm so confused.
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Where was
my sex-ed visit?
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I got pregnant at 15,
remember?
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Wasn't that
a brilliant start to my life?
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-Amber!
-No, it's cool.
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I know Mum was an early
starter.
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Because they got me
so excited about sex,
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I couldn't wait
to try it.
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Where was
the Contraception Rap?
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-We started one.
-'Roll It On, Ronnie.'
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Yeah, we just couldn't
nail the bridge.
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We probably should
have given Troy access
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to the condom cupboard.
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Then I wouldn't
be here.
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Exactly!
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And I am not going
to apologise for raising you
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to be spontaneous
and passionate.
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Who invites themselves to lunch
at an hour's notice?
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They've got
a present for me!
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Yeah? So do I.
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No. Not in front
of Edwina!
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We'll sneak upstairs.
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-No, there's no time.
-Oh, okay.
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We're officially
a sexless marriage.
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If you think the problem
is that serious,
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then maybe
we should see a counsellor.
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Oh, if I had to draw my feelings
right at this moment,
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they'd be
a lot more confronting
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than Mr Wilson's
shorts.
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WHEELERS: Happy anniversary!
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Hi.
How are you?
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Hello, beautiful!
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WAYNE: You look great!
BESS: Oh, so do you.
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(BURPS)
Oh, my God! Danny, this is yum.
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How did you whip these up
so quickly?
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Well, I'd already
double-roasted the chickpeas,
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so it was just a matter of,
um... Shredding the tofu
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and crumbling
the goats' cheese.
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Spontaneity can be a godsend,
can't it, mate?
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Keeps the magic alive.
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Stops you falling into
bad habits.
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Am I missing something?
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I don't know, Danny.
Are you?
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I think it's time.
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(BEAT-BOXES)
♪ Puberty! ♪
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Not for that, you moron!
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Happy first year
back in Team Wheeler!
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You didn't have
to do this!
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Oh, wow!
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-Under-wow!
-Sorry?
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It's what
the lingerie's called.
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Clever, isn't it?
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-What are these?
-Electronic sensors.
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Now Danny can bring you to
orgasm just by using an app.
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Hey! How long has it been
since you wrote to your
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-sponsor child?
-We haven't finished lunch.
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00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,360
Well, Ahmed hasn't finished
lunch either
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because Ahmed doesn't
get lunch or dinner.
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So these Wow Zones
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correspond to the vibrating
patch on the underwear.
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Off we go!
Here we go.
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Shawn, you're old enough
to listen to this.
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I'll never be old enough
to hear my nan talk about sex.
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This should
spice things up a bit.
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JULIE: If you need help
in that department.
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Did you say something?
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Course not.
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I picked it up
from your body language.
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Jules has a sixth sense
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when it comes
to this sort of stuff.
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-She sees dead roots.
-Oi!
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-It was Oscar, wasn't it?
-The boy's worried about you.
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Is this something you've
always struggled with?
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I am so not having
this conversation.
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It used to be
one of our strengths.
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That's a Wheeler gene.
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If you are in a rut, you should
just try the Seven Days Of Sex.
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-The what?
-You know, the TV show.
286
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,000
I think we blocked
that channel.
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00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,960
It's about
reconnecting with each other.
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-In the biblical sense.
-Every day for a week.
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No matter
how you're feeling.
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The other night,
Wayne had this
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terrible bout of gastro.
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-But I pushed through it.
-You're doing this now?
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-Sure are.
-I thought I heard
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a bit of extra movement
at the station lately.
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We do it
once or twice a year
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just to keep everything,
you know, fresh.
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00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,920
Oh, show 'em
your video diary.
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Can I please go and write
to Ahmed?
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DANNY: Margaret!
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My water's been
cut off.
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I could have a look at your
plumbing if you like, Margaret.
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Really? That would be
wonderful.
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00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,000
But we do need
to keep in mind that
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doing business with family
can be tricky.
305
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-Oh...
-You okay?
306
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I need a shower!
307
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,560
How were her blood-sugar
levels yesterday?
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Ah, um...
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Good, yeah.
I think it was, um...
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Uh... Oh, yes!
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It was great, actually...
(GASPS)
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You should try Seven Days
of Not Being A Clumsy Idiot.
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-I've got a cloth.
-It might be easier
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if I just borrow one of
Danny's shirts.
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Maybe we should try
some stain remover first.
316
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,920
No, no-no-no-no,
no, no, no.
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Go and just take them from
the right side of the wardrobe.
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They're presents
from Margaret.
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Did you know that,
relative to body size,
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barnacles have the longest
penis on earth?
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Mum and Dad won't have him
psychologically tested
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because they're worried
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he might get a syndrome
named after him.
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What are you doing here...
Oh... Oh...
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Oh...
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-Mum!
-I'm sorry. I can't help it.
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I know, Margaret.
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You're back on the macaroons
again, aren't you?
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I'm telling you, Jules,
I'm her kryptonite.
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Do you remember when
I took you to the optometrist's,
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and you thought
that all the ladies
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in the waiting room were
staring at you?
333
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Turned out I was sitting
underneath the clock. I know.
334
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But this is different.
335
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,440
I'm telling you,
Jules,
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Margaret wants a whole lot more
than just a time check.
337
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Yeah, well,
she's not the only one.
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Get in!
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These are my good
$15 undies!
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00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,160
I think it's great that Wayne
and Julie are so open about sex.
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00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,520
-Mm-hmm.
-I mean...
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The Seven Days thing...
343
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,040
Well, that's not
the worst idea in the world.
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-Shall we start tonight?
-Be wrong not to.
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(MOBILE RINGS)
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You'd better get that.
347
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,360
I'd better not!
348
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,480
Wayne never calls.
It must be important.
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Meh.
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I'll make it
worth your while.
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-FaceTime?
-Just...
352
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,960
-What?
-Just seeing if
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you're starting
the Seven Days tonight!
354
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,960
Shit! You're not...
Have you...
355
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,320
Have you just had sex?
356
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,040
-Have they started?
-This is insane!
357
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,280
Hi, Wayne!
Hi, Julie.
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00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,120
We'll call you back
tomorrow, okay?
359
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,080
Are we, uh,
interrupting something?
360
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,720
-Oh, that's my girl!
-Okay.
361
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,040
Who calls their son-in-law
to make sure
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he's having sex
with their daughter?
363
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,200
They're just trying to help!
364
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,920
Ugh... we didn't
have any bedroom issues
365
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before they came back
in your life.
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00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,640
Hah.
Your ability to blame
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everybody but yourself
is terrifying.
368
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,640
I don't see how
this could possibly be my fault
369
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,240
when I'm the one who is
constantly
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00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,760
putting on the moves.
371
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,920
Quoting Toto
and calling me a bike?
372
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,440
Well, your constant rejection
has sapped my confidence.
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00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,400
So this is my fault?
374
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,600
Wha...
Are we fighting?
375
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,480
Yes!
376
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,720
So, make-up sex?
377
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,000
Not if you were
the last milkman on earth.
378
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,040
(HIP-HOP PLAYING)
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00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,680
You okay, Mum?
380
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,640
Yep. How about you?
381
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,920
Fine.
382
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,200
Good.
383
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,800
Okay.
384
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,280
(MUSIC FADES)
385
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,760
Just to clarify...
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00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,840
I may have been
an early starter,
387
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,720
but I didn't put it
around.
388
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,160
-I was only ever with your dad.
-I know. I know.
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00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,600
And even though
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00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,480
being a teen mum wasn't
exactly my five-year plan...
391
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,560
Nothing I was planning
could have ever...
392
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,560
Brought me
as much joy as you.
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I know I've got a funny way
of showing it,
394
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,000
but I love you so much,
it hurts me in the guts.
395
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,600
(CLEARS THROAT)
396
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,200
Thanks, Mum.
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00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,120
EDWINA: That's so sweet!
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00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,760
-Turn that fucking thing off!
-Sorry.
399
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,560
Sorry.
400
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,640
-You've got something in your...
-I'm sorry.
401
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,000
I have been
unromantic and selfish,
402
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,000
and I really want us to get
back on track, so...
403
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,000
-Oh...
-No, Danny.
404
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,240
We're not sex-with-an-app
people.
405
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,480
Desperate times call
for remote-control measures.
406
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,720
-Oh...
-Come on! This is exactly
407
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,560
what we need.
408
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,800
Oh!
409
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,680
Trust me.
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00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,200
Alright!
411
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,680
-But only on my lunch break.
-No patients will die
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00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,880
in the making
of our virtual love.
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00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,960
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
414
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
(TAP WATER RUNS)
415
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,320
(PIPES JUDDERING)
Oh!
416
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,200
I'm drowning!
417
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,760
That was the last
of my clean clothes.
418
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,480
Now I can't even
leave the house!
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00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,920
Don't be so dramatic.
420
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,360
It won't kill you
to grab something
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00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,760
out of the dirty-clothes
basket.
422
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,880
I refuse to wear
undergarments more than once.
423
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,400
Then go commando.
424
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,120
I'm not
Britney Spears!
425
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,720
I've got to get back
into theatre.
426
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,720
I've spoken to Wayne.
He and Kayne are coming over
427
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,320
to sort out
your plumbing.
428
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,760
But I've got no...
(HANG-UP TONE)
429
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,280
Oi!
430
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,400
Hey, just wait
for a minute.
431
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,720
Hey, don't...
432
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,040
Don't leave any of your piping
exposed, will you?
433
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,280
We don't want Margaret
getting the wrong idea.
434
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,000
Laugh it up, Jules,
but client with a crush
435
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,720
is an occupational hazard.
436
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,520
'Attraction
leads to distraction.'
437
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,360
That's a WorkSafe slogan,
right, Dad?
438
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,680
I think so, mate.
439
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,040
Just make sure
nobody gets hurt.
440
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,920
Love you. Bye.
441
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,800
Come to Papa.
442
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,720
Oh, yeah!
443
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,480
Oh...
444
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,200
Okay, how about
a little bit of...
445
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,160
This?
Oh, oh!
446
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,120
Ugh...
447
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,440
-Oh!
-You alright?
448
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,200
Sorry.
You were saying?
449
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,880
Yeah. Might need to install
a backwater valve.
450
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,920
-Ah!
-Margaret?
451
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,120
Best I leave you
to it.
452
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,400
(JULIE LAUGHING)
453
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,400
Oh...
Come off it!
454
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,520
How are those tickets
on yourself?
455
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,960
-Tell them, mate.
-She had the same face you did
456
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,120
when I busted you and Dad
in the pantry.
457
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,200
Oh, no. Listen,
you have to say something.
458
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,760
No, not before the lingerie
party! Please, Dad.
459
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,400
Yeah, we don't want
to spoil the party, Jules.
460
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,680
I said I didn't want anyone
getting hurt.
461
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,000
She didn't look like
she was getting hurt to me.
462
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,000
I put so much thought
into my sensor work.
463
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,720
I played
that underwear like a piano.
464
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,080
-I'm sorry.
-No.
465
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,040
It's not you that
should be apologising.
466
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,840
I am going to leave some
anonymous feedback
467
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,200
at the app store.
468
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,320
On the plus side,
my sandwich was delicious.
469
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,480
Oh!
470
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,720
Oh, maybe you feel like
a little afternoon delight.
471
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,720
I've got Brianna's lingerie
party, remember?
472
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,040
The underwear was
a joke.
473
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,400
You can't support
a faulty product.
474
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,040
I'm supporting Brianna.
And, besides,
475
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,560
Mum's adamant that I go.
476
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,080
Why would you bring up
your mother?
477
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,800
I'm just saying...
478
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,480
Dad, can you drive me
to Caitlin's?
479
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,120
I'll take you
on my way to Mum's, mm-hmm.
480
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,120
-Good! Great.
-Good.
481
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,400
Got the place to myself.
482
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,560
A bit of quiet time
for the D Train.
483
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,200
Bring that on!
484
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,680
(BASSOON HONKING)
485
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,880
Why is Dad playing
jazz bassoon?
486
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,600
He's just
a little frustrated.
487
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,920
(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)
488
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,080
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
489
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,280
Ladies, welcome
to the future of foreplay.
490
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,000
(PLAYING ROMANTIC SONG)
491
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,480
But don't take it
from me.
492
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,560
Let's hear from Bess,
who's been trialling this
493
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,200
unbelievable new product.
494
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,120
Oh! No, no.
I don't think...
495
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,800
Come on up, Bess!
496
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,680
-Go on.
-Oh.
497
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,720
Okay.
Ah...
498
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,160
The Under Wow is...
499
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,280
Is just as
Brianna says.
500
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,800
Unbelievable.
501
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,360
We want details,
don't we, ladies?
502
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,360
-I said, don't we, ladies?!
LADIES: Yes.
503
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,560
I'd like
to hear more about
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00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,240
the performance
of the product.
505
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,560
(SNAPS FINGER)
BRIANNA: Okay.
506
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,480
It was lovely.
Really nice.
507
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,000
I'm calling bullshit.
508
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,440
-Sorry?
-'Lovely' and 'nice'
509
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,280
are not orgasm words.
510
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,160
-It didn't work.
-Yes, it did.
511
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,600
Well, describe it exactly.
512
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,880
-Yeah, no, it didn't work.
-Seriously?
513
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720
Well, Danny pressed
every Wow Zone,
514
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,440
and all I felt
was a burning sensation
515
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,560
where the clasp was digging
into my back.
516
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,320
You should have been
zinging and popping.
517
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,440
Zinging
and popping?
518
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,440
You must have
been wearing it wrong.
519
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,760
-I don't think I was.
-Yeah, you were.
520
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,600
The bull's-eyes are
supposed to be...
521
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,920
The underwear
I wore was activated?
522
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,400
You... You wore
the Under Wow?
523
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,680
While Wayne was
doing my plumbing.
524
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,440
You didn't tell me there's
some sort of robot inside them.
525
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,600
It can only be activated if
someone's using the app.
526
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,040
Well,
someone was using the app.
527
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,640
Wait, yours went off...
And yours didn't?
528
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,720
Oh, my God.
529
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,120
I must have mixed up
the user IDs.
530
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,600
Do you know
what this means?
531
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,680
The Under Wow works!
532
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,640
Oh, dear God,
it works.
533
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,600
Brianna, do you realise
that that someone that was
534
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,640
using the app
on my mother was...
535
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,880
Danny!
536
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,800
I do not want
to have sex with you.
537
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,800
Who do you want to have
sex with?
538
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,880
No-one.
No, I mean,
539
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,840
I don't want to be the guy
who pesters you for sex.
540
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,440
I want to be...
541
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,040
the guy on the beach
with you on my shoulders,
542
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,600
deliriously happy
543
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,040
because he just got to marry
the love of his life.
544
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,520
-Oh...
-Okay, I'll show you.
545
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,040
Here we go.
Let's do it.
546
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,920
Okay, Margaret,
could you take a photograph?
547
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,080
I'm not going anywhere
near your phone.
548
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,960
I'm getting
more vol-au-vents.
549
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,800
Okay. Would you?
Thank you.
550
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,040
What? What?
551
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,240
Just the same.
Just as we did.
552
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,720
-Nothing's changed.
-No, I don't...
553
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,280
-No, yeah.
-It's alright.
554
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,240
-Okay, we'll do this one.
-Yeah, I don't...
555
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,880
Whaa!
(THUDDING)
556
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,720
Ahh! Oh...
Ahh...
557
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,280
It's alright.
558
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,120
I just...
559
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,360
I just thought
I could show you.
560
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,320
You did.
You did.
561
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,480
Ladies, you've just
witnessed
562
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,680
the future of foreplay.
563
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,560
-That has nothing to do with...
-Whoo-hoo!
564
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,840
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
565
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,440
Do you think
she'll tell us more
566
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,680
about the zinging
and the popping?
567
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,360
But that doesn't
explain the other times
568
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,720
she's got faint
around me.
569
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,280
Yeah, well, Amber's
probably right, though,
570
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,840
that they were
diabetes-related.
571
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,760
I mean, Margaret
admitted that
572
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,560
she's been hitting the macaroons
pretty hard lately.
573
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,200
Well, that's a relief,
I guess.
574
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,080
You liked her having
a thing for you, didn't you?
575
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,520
What? Of course not!
576
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,040
I bet your books are full
of women who wished
577
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,560
you'd installed more
than their air conditioning.
578
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,000
-I don't know about that.
-'Oh, Mr Wheeler!
579
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,080
'Is it still broken,
or is that you
580
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,400
'making me
all hot under the collar?
581
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,800
Mr Wheeler!'
(GROANING)
582
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,960
That's the face
I was trying to explain.
583
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,440
-Get out.
-Goodnight.
584
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,200
Who are you texting?
585
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,320
No-one.
586
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,400
And you?
587
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,200
No-one.
588
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,960
(SOFT ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
589
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,520
(BUZZING INTENSIFIES)
590
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,200
-Pat!
-Yes?
591
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,560
♪ Puberty!
Say hi to body hair
592
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,080
♪ And there's even more changes
going on downstairs
593
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,000
♪ Getting funny feelings
while you're staring at girls
594
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,560
♪ And getting ready for acne
taking over your world
595
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,000
♪ It's okay to explain
except when you're alone
596
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,440
♪ Hey, babe, that's just
another excited hormone
597
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,960
♪ Puberty
598
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,160
♪ Puberty blues
599
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,320
♪ Puberty
600
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,480
♪ Puberty blues ♪
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