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Hey, Tina.
How's it going?
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Don't ask.
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Uh-oh. Is that
a "don't ask don't ask"
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or a "don't ask please ask"?
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Actually, I don't
know why I'm asking,
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'cause either way
I'm gonna ask.
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I just haven't been
feeling right lately,
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so I went to the doctor, and...
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he told me
I'm starting menopause.
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What?!
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You seem way too
young for menopause.
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Don't let this
high-sittin' booty fool you.
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It is holding onto my
lower back for dear life.
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Tina Butler, don't you talk
about your booty that way.
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Your booty is
my booty's personal hero.
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Face it, Gemma,
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I'm turning into an old lady.
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If I try to drop it
like it's hot now,
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I might not be ableto pick it up.
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That's ridiculous.
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You don't understand.
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From here on out, it's all downhill.
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My health is gonna fail,
my memory is gonna go,
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and worst of all,
I might start looking my age!
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Look, I-I know you're upset,
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but this is
a natural part of life.
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And you have
an amazing partner in Calvin
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to help you through it.
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Yeah.
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It's just a huge thing,
you know?
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I don't know how to tell him.
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Well, however
you decide to do it,
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I'm sure it will be right.
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Hey, Tina.
What's for dinner?
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I'm starting menopause!
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No, that's okay.
I had a big lunch.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Season 02 Episode 19
Episode Title: "Welcome to the Jump"
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Aired on: April 06, 2020
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Hey, Calvin.
Whatcha doing?
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I'm just having some lunch,
watching the game.
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I'd offer you a slice,
but I don't want to.
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Why are you doing it out here
when you got
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a couch
and big-screen TV inside?
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Oh. 'Cause Tina is in there
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going through
some major mood swings.
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You ever seen someone
yell, laugh and cry
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all at once?
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It's like a whole Lifetime movie
crammed into one woman.
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I'd watch that.
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I'm telling you, man,
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this menopause thingis no joke.
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I am walking on eggshellsaround there.
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And not just because
shethrew a dozen eggs at me.
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Gemma filled me in.
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I figured something was up
when Tina barked at me,
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"You keep walkin', Screech!"
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Let me guess...
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she got all sad
and teary-eyed after that.
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One of us did.
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Well, at this point,
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I think it's just best
that I keep my distance
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until this whole mess
blows over.
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Well, Calvin, menopause
isn't something
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that just "blows over."
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It's a big deal for women.
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You know, when my
mom went through it,
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she was afraid that men wouldn't
see her as a sexual being anymore.
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And I had to convince her that
she was still smokin' hot.
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Now, that's a Lifetime movie
I would watch.
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- Hey, Marty.
- Oh, hey, Grover.
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Any chance I could come
and do my laundry here?
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I asked my mom to do it,
but she started crying,
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then laughing,
then she threw an egg at me.
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Sure. Come on in.
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Hey-hey, what's all this?
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I'm building a robot.
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My school has a fighter bot
competition next week,
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and I really want
to beat Spencer.
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Oh, Spencer. Isn't that the
kidthat started that rumor
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that your mom
still tucks you in?
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Yeah. Total lie.
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Yeah, I can relate.
When I was in middle school,
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some kid started a rumor
that I practiced kissing
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on my Chewbacca doll.
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That's gross.
No one would do that.
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Yeah. Total lie.
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You know, if you want,
I could give you some pointers
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while you build your robot.
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Help you take
this Spencer punk down.
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That'd be great!
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Then we can track down the guy
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who started the rumor
about you.
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Yeah, well,
we don't have to look far.
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Malcolm lives right next door.
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Malcolm!
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I'm having another hot flash!
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Crank up the air conditioner!
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Hey, come on, Ma,
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I'm already
freezing to death in here.
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Boy, don't test me.
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My body may be out of eggs,
but I'm not!
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Get the door!
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- Hey, Gemma.
- Hey, guys. Oh!
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It's like a meat locker
in here.
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You see, Ma?
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Even the white people
are cold in here.
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Hey, girl.
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Thanks for coming over.
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It's so nice when young people
come and visit you.
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Okay, Tina,
I have been thinking
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about what you're
going through,
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and I realized I totally
know how you feel.
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You do?
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Yeah. I know
you're feeling old
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and past your prime.
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I felt the exact same
way when I turned 30.
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Which is nothing like what
you're going through.
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Please don't throw
an egg at me.
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So, what's your point?
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I'm saying I felt like
my days of adventure
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and youth were over.
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But Dave figured out
a way to help me.
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How?
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He took me skydiving.
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Skydiving?
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You mean like gettingoff
a plane before it lands?
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Yeah. I know it
sounds crazy,
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but after I jumped,
I felt wild and fun and alive.
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And afterwards, the
idea of getting older
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wasn't so scary anymore.
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Ah. I guess
that makes sense.
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And I think if you try it,
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you'll see that the most
exciting parts of your life
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are still ahead of you.
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You know what?
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What the hell? I'm in.
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We're going skydiving.
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Oh, I'm not going.
I worked out my mess.
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Ho-ho! Nice job,
little man.
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- Your design looks good.
- Thanks.
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Now, you sure your mama's okay
with you using all her forks?
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If this thing works,
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I'll be making the rules
around here.
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Wow. Looks like
I helped build two monsters.
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Here, let's give it
a test run.
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Attack this pillow.
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- This is gonna be awesome!
- Yeah.
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No!
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Ah, should've
seen this coming
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when your blueprints
were in crayon.
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't beat Spencer
with this.
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Little man, you can't beat
a Caesar salad with this.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Spencer's gonna have the
whole school making fun of me.
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I should just give up.
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Are you kidding?
There is no way
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we're letting
Spencer win.
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What am I going to do?
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My robot just lost
a pillow fight.
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To a pillow!
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Okay, don't worry,
I got a plan.
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I'm gonna take this down
to the robotics lab at JPL
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and give this thing
some serious firepower.
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You can do that?
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Well, I can
definitely do better
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than a table
setting for eight.
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Awesome! I can't wait
to tell my mom
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when she tucks me...
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I mean, when Iput myself
to bed.
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Yeah, that's okay. We both
know I made out with that doll.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Damn, it's
white-people cold in here.
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What's that behind your back?
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- These.
- Oh...
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They're gorgeous. Oh.
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And I got 'em from an actual
flower shop this time,
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not that creepy dude that
lives by the off-ramp.
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- Thank you, baby.
- Mm!
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Hey, look, babe.
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You know, as a man,
there's no way for me
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to understand what
you're feeling,
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and I just want to
let you know that...
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you're not in this alone.
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So no matter what
the future holds,
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you're my ride-or-die.
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That is really great to hear.
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- Mm.
- You know, 'causel've been thinking
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about us doing
something a little crazy.
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You know? To make us feel
young and wild again.
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Well, all right!
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Oh!
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Malcolm! If you
home, get out!
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No, no, no, baby.
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I'm talking about something
outside of the house.
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Oh. So you're trying to get freaky
freaky.
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Okay.
All right, Malcolm,
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you can stay... we're leaving.
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- Come on, now.
- No, no,
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no, no, baby.
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We're not leaving.
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We're going skydiving.
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- Skydiving?
- Mm-hmm.
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Please tell me that's
a new position.
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No. I will be jumping
out of an airplane tomorrow.
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And now that I know
we're in this together,
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I don't have to do it alone.
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Right?
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C-C-Can men get
the menopause?
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Huh?
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'Cause I'm having
a hot flash.
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Oh.
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Great. I'm glad you're here.
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Oh, here we go.
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Whenever you're glad to see me,
you need my help.
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That's not true.
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But I need your help.
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Look, I need you to
convince your mother
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not to go skydiving.
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Why, Pop?
Are you worried about her?
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No. I'm worried about me.
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Okay, then just tell her
you don't want to go.
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I can't do that.
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This is important
to the woman I love.
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I got to pretend
like I care.
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Oh, so you want me
to be the bad guy
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and kill her dreams
so you don't have to?
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Good. So you get it.
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All right, today's
the big day.
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And I support that.
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Come on. Go.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Ma, look,
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about this whole,
uh, skydiving thing?
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You know, I couldn't
sleep all night worrying
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that something might
happen to you.
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I mean, jumping out of a
plane... that's really dangerous.
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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.
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It's a lot safer
than you think.
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Yeah, maybe, but still,
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what if something
goes wrong? What if...?
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Malcolm! Stop it!
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What?
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This is very important
to your mother.
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We raised you
better than that.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Okay,
but-but think...
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about the risk, right?
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Have you considered...?
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Your mother's feelings?
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Because I have,
and you should, too.
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Oh, it's okay, Calvin.
You know, he's just...
255
00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:09,784
You know what, Ma?
Pop is right. You should go.
256
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,370
What? Yeah, I was
being selfish.
257
00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:13,878
I should be
more supportive.
258
00:11:13,963 --> 00:11:15,644
Like you, Pop.
259
00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:18,344
Aw. Thank you.
260
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:19,386
You're welcome.
261
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,214
Now, now, now, now,
hold-hold on now.
262
00:11:21,299 --> 00:11:23,784
You know,
the-the morel think about it,
263
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,575
Malcolm did make
some good points.
264
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,597
And you're always
telling him
265
00:11:27,682 --> 00:11:29,613
that he's smarter
than I think he is.
266
00:11:32,173 --> 00:11:33,597
Nope, you
convinced me.
267
00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:35,902
I was completely
wrong.
268
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,656
Go ahead, Ma. I'll see
you when you get back.
269
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,800
Ah.
270
00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:41,777
If you get back.
271
00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:55,387
Whoa!
272
00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:01,302
Is that my
fighter bot?!
273
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,548
It sure is.
274
00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:03,811
Complete with an infrared,
275
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,132
motion-activated
targeting system
276
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,069
and artificial intelligence.
277
00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,466
Awesome!
What does that mean?
278
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,779
It means once we activate theAI,
the robot controls itself.
279
00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:16,171
So I didn't build it,
and I don't control it.
280
00:12:16,255 --> 00:12:17,904
How is this still my project?
281
00:12:18,326 --> 00:12:20,092
Well, I wrote your name
on the bottom.
282
00:12:20,177 --> 00:12:21,829
- It's good enough for me.
- All right.
283
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:24,686
Okay, let me show you
how this works.
284
00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:25,310
Okay.
285
00:12:26,961 --> 00:12:28,792
All right.
286
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:31,316
Right now, it's learning its environment.
287
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,711
And now,
it's lookingfor a target.
288
00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:38,494
Uh, now we better run!
289
00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:41,582
Oh!
290
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,597
Come on.
291
00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:49,339
Thanks again
for arranging this, Dave.
292
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:50,629
Yeah, Dave.
293
00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:53,027
You definitely got
some payback coming.Ah.
294
00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:56,293
Uh, wow, Calvin. I thought you
were gonna be mad about this.
295
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:58,425
Okay, jumpers,
296
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,780
I hope you all enjoyed
the instructional video.
297
00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:04,168
And not to brag, but those were
my hands doing the buckles.
298
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,700
So, does anyone
have any questions?
299
00:13:07,784 --> 00:13:11,137
Yeah, I do. Um, how
dangerous is this?
300
00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:13,480
And, you know, I'm not
asking for me, but...
301
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,129
our unsupportive son is
very worried about us.
302
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,468
There's no reason
to be afraid.
303
00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:21,689
We've had thousands of jumps
without any accidents.
304
00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:23,978
One lady even jumped
with her cat.
305
00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:25,759
Spoiler alert... it was me!
306
00:13:27,326 --> 00:13:29,114
Aw, that's so cute,
307
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,202
but I ain't jumping
with no damn cat. - Yeah.
308
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:33,363
Oh, don't worry.
He's not here, but want to see
309
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,480
some pictures of him
in his jumpsuit?
310
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,152
Okay, Calvin...
311
00:13:39,745 --> 00:13:41,076
I can tell that
you're nervous,
312
00:13:41,161 --> 00:13:43,332
but trust me,
you're gonna be fine.
313
00:13:43,429 --> 00:13:45,879
In the military, I
jumped dozens of times,
314
00:13:46,019 --> 00:13:48,306
and almost all of 'em
went off without a hitch.
315
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:52,324
Almost?
What do you mean "almost"?
316
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,139
I don't really like
to talk about it,
317
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:57,576
but there was one
night jump outside of Baghdad.
318
00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,169
Yeah, our plane was
under heavy fire,
319
00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:03,321
so... we had to bail
out fast and low,
320
00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:06,629
and I... I got
pretty messed up.
321
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:09,240
Wow. Dave, were you shot?
322
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,543
Oh, no. I landed
in an olive tree.
323
00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:18,899
Spent the whole night fighting
off this, oh, very horny owl.
324
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,775
Uh, quick follow-up.
325
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:25,036
Will there be owls?
326
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,926
Oh, come on, Calvin.
327
00:14:28,011 --> 00:14:29,668
Are you gonna do this
with me or not?
328
00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,793
I thought you said
you were my ride-or-die.
329
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,629
Yeah, but right now,
I'm focusing on the "ride" part.
330
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,139
Okay, since you two
are beginners,
331
00:14:38,223 --> 00:14:39,952
you're gonna be tandem jumping,
which means
332
00:14:40,037 --> 00:14:41,436
you'll be strapped
to an expert.
333
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:43,483
Tina, you're gonna be with me.Ah.
334
00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:46,277
And, uh, what expert
will I be strapped to?
335
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:48,349
Hey, buddy.
336
00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:52,677
Oh, hell no.
337
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,130
I'd rather spend the nightwith a horny owl.
338
00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:03,864
Okay, I think
it's gone into sleep mode.
339
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:05,557
I'm gonna slowly get
to the controller
340
00:15:05,641 --> 00:15:07,888
and hit the kill switch.
341
00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:09,482
Whoa!
342
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:11,818
Okay, plan B...
we live up here forever.
343
00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,165
What are we gonna do?!
344
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:15,851
Well, don't worry.
As long as we stay up here,
345
00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:17,091
we're perfectly safe.
346
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:18,857
So it can't climb stairs?
347
00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:20,169
We are notsafe.
348
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:21,857
Oh...
349
00:15:23,829 --> 00:15:25,685
Hey, guys.
What are you doing up there?
350
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,906
Mom, look out!
351
00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:32,258
Oh, is that your little robot?
352
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:34,195
Gemma, freeze!
353
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,892
Okay, I don't have timeto explain,
354
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,372
but I built your son
a killer robot.
355
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,774
It may have acquired
the taste for blood.
356
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,221
What?!
Why would you do that?!
357
00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:44,519
Because Malcolm said
I kissed Chewbacca!
358
00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:46,859
Well, what do I do?!
359
00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,297
Okay, I can hear the panicin
your voice.
360
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,168
And so can it. Run!
361
00:15:51,252 --> 00:15:54,171
What? Oh!
362
00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:55,781
Come on!
363
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:58,610
Oh! Make it stop! Make it stop!
364
00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,606
Okay, stay here.
365
00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:03,964
I'm gonna help her.
366
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,618
Oh!
367
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,704
She was a nice lady.
368
00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:14,754
Marty, I think
this belongs to you.
369
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,892
How did you beat it?
370
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,409
I'm married to Dave.
371
00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:24,402
You think that's the first
crazy robot I've had to kill?
372
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,511
Dear Lord, I know
I'm not a perfect man,
373
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,902
but pleaselet me land safely.
374
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,211
Amen.
375
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,675
Okay, guys, we're
approaching the jump zone.
376
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,863
Who's ready to see if
these new chutes work?
377
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,566
Just kidding.
They're ancient.
378
00:16:47,134 --> 00:16:48,925
Tina... we're up.
379
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,131
Okay. All right.
380
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:52,472
Uh...
381
00:16:52,884 --> 00:16:54,454
Aah. Aah.
382
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,929
All right.
383
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:01,019
Time for Tina Butler to show
the world she ain't giving up!
384
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,691
Let's do this!
385
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:12,923
Oh, hell no,
I can't do it!
386
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,235
- Oh.
- No!
387
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,238
I can't do it!
I can't do it!
388
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:18,255
You can. Yes, you can, Tina.
389
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,039
Aah. Okay. Okay.
All right.
390
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,566
I'm good. I'm good.
I can do it.
391
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:29,211
Oh, God! Aah!
392
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:32,336
Aah! No! No! Oh.
393
00:17:32,579 --> 00:17:34,965
Oh, no. Uh, I-I wa...
394
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,455
I shouldn't have
brought you up here.
395
00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:38,383
Why did I think
I could do this?
396
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:41,071
Tina, trust me,
you're gonna be fine.
397
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:44,768
He's right. Although by law,
we can't guarantee that.
398
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,548
This was a stupid idea...
399
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:51,539
trying to convince myself
I'm young and adventurous.
400
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:55,008
I-I got to face it... I-I-I'mtoo old,
and it's too late.
401
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,532
No, Tina,
402
00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:58,165
don't you talk like that.
403
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,826
There's nothing
old about you.
404
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:02,046
You're just trying
to make me feel better.
405
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,631
No... I'm not.
406
00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:08,304
Now, Tina, I know
that you think life is over,
407
00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:09,709
but it's not true.
408
00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:12,256
You've got
so many adventures left,
409
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,868
and I'm gonna be
right there by your side.
410
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:18,443
Like I said,
I'm your ride-or-die, baby!
411
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,362
Calvin, you can't see it,
412
00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:23,404
but my goggles arefilling up with tears.
413
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,019
So what do you say, babe?
414
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,979
Are you ready to jump out
of this plane together?
415
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,376
I love you, Calvin,
but you don't have to do this.
416
00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:36,337
Tina, I meant what I said
about standing by your side.
417
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,820
Except for right now,
'cause I'm going first!
418
00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,415
Oh.
419
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:46,431
And in case I don't make it,
420
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,478
I got 320 bucks
in my sock drawer!
421
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,395
No, you don't! I used it
to pay for this!
422
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,748
What?
423
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,875
Oh.
424
00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,382
All right, Tina,
are you ready to do this?
425
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,645
You're damn right!
426
00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,836
Now enjoy the ride
on my high-sitting booty.
427
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,670
You're flying first class!
428
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:15,683
See, Tina? Isn't
this amazing?
429
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:17,469
Oh, it sure is.
430
00:19:17,582 --> 00:19:18,934
And you're not
scared anymore?
431
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,207
Oh, not at all.
432
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,313
In fact,
I've never felt so peaceful.
433
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,101
Calvin, calm down!
434
00:19:28,494 --> 00:19:30,675
- Calm down!
- Oh...
435
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:33,662
Calm down, Calvin!
436
00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:36,854
And look... there's
Calvin and Dave below us.
437
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,995
Oh, I wish I could see
Calvin's face right now.
438
00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:42,550
I bet he's loving this
as much as I am.
439
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:52,364
Oh, my God, you're
worse than the owl!
440
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:56,859
No! Aah! Aah!
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