All language subtitles for Mr & Mrs 420 (2014) 900MB Punjabi DVDRip x264 E-Subs Team DDH~RG

O my dear chicken,
look atthat.

Send the kid.

Palli, ask rickshaw guy to hold on,
I'll finish pooping and come.

Hold on,
Sure I'll insure that.

Hey, hello!

You always come alone,
at least bring the kid along.

He's has gone to toilet.
He'll be bit delayed.

Palli! Once again door
got locked from outside.

Please wait for a while,
he'll be here shortly.

You better ask village Chief
to feed his grandson a bit less.

Madam, it's his daily routine.

Now you drop the kid at school,
I am leaving.

"The guests who have come
to the wedding so decked up"

"The guests who are here for
the wedding so decked up"

"They'll run leaving plates behind
they won't be able to use even spoon"

"I'll get them bashed up,
I won't let your wedding go through.

"Your aunts are crying"

Leave my bag.

Punnu, go! Don't you have
to take care of chickens?

What are you doing here?

Yeah, I will go later.

I have given chickens time
after an hour.

Given appointment to chicks?

Get lost!

Don't finger chicks.

They will stop laying eggs.

God know why grandpa
such bufioons on job.

"I'll beat up your wedding
processession, not let you marry.

"I'll beat up your wedding
processession, not let you marry.

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"Shall loosen wires of the speaks"

"I shall not allow Jussy Gill
to sing songs"

Palli, you look so happy?

Actually, our Mintu's rickshaw
was missed..

...so I thought I'd drop him
on my cycle.

Is it? So what's there
to be so happy about?

Oh, yeah. This is the happiness
about going to the village.

After so long I am gonna
meet my dear friends.

The same dear frieds who
you curse all day?

Curse I do.
Wanted to do a lot in life..

"But did nothing.

What do you mean?
- My friend Dipti.

All his life he kept borrowing
money from me saying...

The day your friend becomes
a big star like Dharmendan.

...I shall make you happy.

So has he done it?
- What happiness?

Wanted to go to Mum bai
and become hero Dharmendan.

"And he became a epic
Ham Leea's female character.

What does your son do?

He is undertraining police officer.

He stays in police camp
day night.

He has big dream s.

Shurpnakha!
- Yes, brother?

Your nose is chopped off4?
- Yes, brother.

You are laughing as if it's not
my nose but a ribbon is cut.

Hey, your sister's nose is cut off.
Go and take revenge.

By the way, looking at son's
photo it appears"

...that this dashing young man
does some exceptional work.

The alliances we arrange
are always tops.

Hawan became hit because he
abducted mother Sita.

Hey, director,
make him understand, man!

Can he that I can.

Hey, I am already suffering
from back sprain.

How'd I go and take revenge.
Look, I have a belt on.

Who asked to you to
become Hawan.

Hey, portray Hawn positive
charter this time"

Don't show violence.

Guys, at least think of
mytummy belt.

Rascal, should we change
history for you?

You are strapped in belt, and
audience will smoother us.

Hold on Hawan bro, I'll show you..

...how the sprain is treated.

Hawan bro, wait! Nobody will
snare you. Hold on.

Now carry me.

Wait a minute, I've a call.

Hey!

Hey, be hurry.
- Yes, daddy?

Damn you, if daddy calls four
times you reply once.

Where are you?
I am riding Hawan.

Don't force your dad to become
bad like Hawan, I warn you.

Hurry, come home and die!

Hey, what happened?

Hawan fell.

Damn you, idiots!

Have heard Hawan burning many times
but falling, I've heard first time.

What kind of Ham Leela (Epic drama)
do you perform?

Hurry, come home you jokers.

Come on, I am coming.

Hey, come clean up.

I have phoned and
called the maid.

You have some refreshment.

Mean while my son too
will be here.

How long will it be for your son
to come?

Just in five minutes.

Actually, as he left office
his boss fell down.

How much is sari for!
How much is it for!

Get aside! Get aside!
Pull her sari, pull her sari!

Get lost! Go away!

Rascals!

Sis, your maid is here.

Yeah, tell me.
What was the emergency?

Sister, your maid is
damn big moutn.

Not the maid, Ma'am,
actually he's the son.

What? He's your son?
- Yes.

Come on let's leave here.

We were here to see a boy
for our daughter not a girl.

Yeah, let's go.
- Just a minutes, sir, sister.

Tell mewhich state police trains
their men in ladies dress?

Yeah, let's go.
Just a minute, brother.

Find a groom for him.

Yeah, tell me.
Why did you call me?

There I've left the nose
chopping scene and com e.

And here you've my nose chopped.
They were here to see you.

All village was there to see us,
you should have brought them there.

You dramatist! They were here
to finalize your alliance.

Couldn't you have taken of
your sari and come, idiot!

You were in tearing hurry
and told me to hurry up.

Don't you know how long it
takes to take off the sari.

Rascal, do I take off saris?

Even then you know
how long it takes.

I shall slap you hard!

Everyone is spitting on
my name in the village.

Tell me something.

You could only find this role
in Fiamlila?2

You know what the
entire village says?

My features match with
that of Shurnpakha's. Yeah.

You mom witch and
I look to you a demon.

Earlier when I used to go around
people said, Jagdeep Singh is going.

And now they say,
Shurnapkha's daddy is going.

Now listen to me.

After today if I see you
in the guise of Shurnpakha..

...Laxrnn would cut your nose later,
but I shall behead your first.

Wonderful, daddy! You won't let
Hindu's and Sikhs live in peace.

I will slap you, damn you!

Poor fellow.

So what went wrong with
your other friend?

The wrong which happens to them
let God not that happen to anyone.

He got well educated.

Also fell in love with a nice girl.

Then?

But he could'n marry her.
- “my?

You must have heard parents being
belittled due to their children..

...but I think he the first child
in the world".

"Who is belittled due to his father.

"Funeral Matrial Shop"

Hello, Lalaji!
- Hello.

Hey, your old man died today
and how come you're back?

Our old man did not die at all.

Actually he watched
spiritual channel Asha..

...holding his breath
and practcing Yoga.

And we thought he is
gone for good..

...and we bought funeral material.

Now take back that material
and return 1000 bucks.

If your old man did not die,
it's fault.

You should be happy that
your old man survived.

And here you're cribbing for
1000 bucks!

Goods sold once
isn't taken back.

Hey, we aren't crying for
1000 bucks.

But what are we going to do
keeping funeral material at home?

What you say is sensible.

Son, Naviot!
- Yes, uncle.

How is your grandma?

What to say uncle,
doctors too have lost hope.

They say better take her home
and nurse her.

She may pop off any day.

Hey, the job is done.
His granny is gonna pop off.

You better sell off your funeral
material to him at 50% discount.

You'll be better off.
Go, quick. - Yeah, let's go.

Brother, Sahani!
We've heard of your granny.

We have funeral materials take
it from us at 50% discount.

Also you will be benefited.
Here take it.

Damn you! Wait!
I'll make you profit!

Get lost, you...!
May you be doomed.

Look, how they fled!

Wanted to return
goods to me.

They just come for nothing.

Dad, why are out to
disgrace me in the village?

Sometime at least talk in my
favour! - What side?

Now you're grown up guy,
help your father in the shop.

Let both of us together
bring up this business further.

Is this some kind of business,
selling funeral materials?

Son, we shall make some money.
Tomorrow you are to be married too.

Dad, the respect which
you carry in this village...

"forget about a bride no one
will even be your pallbearer.

Next month the boy's family
are coming to see me.

Either change your business 1 shortly".

...or change your father.

Why are you being tensed?

I have already told dad.
He'll change business.

Then what will he do?

Would put up a sugarcane stall.

And what will you do?

Now, do you expect my dad to feed
sugarcane in expeller in this age!

I will have to that.

Bravo!

An MBA, now you gonna extract
juice for sugarcane? - Hello!

Not MBA, I've studied just
up to BA. Just a Graduate.

Oh yeah! But you must say
MBA to my dad.

You may tell him, I'm a scientist,
but let me extract juice.

Why?
Won't my dad ask me..

"What kind of scientist is he,
who extracts juice? -Come on!

Hasn't you daddy heard the song...

"Have your bread with honor,
even if you've to polish shoes"

Jas, the song you're talking about"

"after the wedding you won't
be able to buy it's CC even.

And how are you going
to meet other expense?

Look, I may not be much
yet a little emotional girl.

Instead of breaking relation
after marriage..

...It's better that I break
your heart today

You've a month's time.

Either find a good job..

...or start drinking some
branded alcohol.

Of course, your heart is gonna
break, at least save your kidney.

Guys!

Even my Laadi has given
me ultimatum.

Said, either find a job
within a month..

"Elses I won't be found too.

Is she some kid that
she would be lost?

Rascals, worry about me.

If my father does not allow me
to let off my acting bug..

"This bug would eat me
inside out.

Some day I'd collapse like rotten
roof eaten by termites.

If my girl marries somewhere else..

...the you burn me with the
beams of your fallen beams.

Don't even think of it.
Do you know how costly wood is?

Damn you! You guys keep
bemoaning on you plight.

Never fight with your plight.

'Will fight. We'll fight.

Sid down, damn you!

0k, I will go and rehearse it.

Whose father would wish that his
son goes around wearing sari?

Hey, lover boy! Hey!

Hey, why don't you listen?
He's talking to you.

Look bro. It's damn difficult to
find a nice girl in life.

And once you find her,
then don't lose her..

...or you won't settle at all.

Of course, time is asleep..

"But our sleeping conscience
will have to be woken up.

Or else, it will too late.

But what should we do?

Show it to the world..

...the useless you appear,
you aren't that.

Buddy, wonderful!
- You are really are something.

Buddy, wonderful!
- You are really are something.

Going to stay in the city?
- Yes.

Here you don't allow me
to do acting"

...I'll go to city and become
actor Dh arm en dar.

Hey, here you've have put me
to shame.

Are you going to put Dharmendar
to shame going to the city?

You'll get a hard slap.

Jass, you do know,
you only have 25 day's time.

Otherwise my daddy will
marry me somewhere else.

And you know,
I don't want to lose you.

Why are you being tensed?

I shall get a job within 25 days.
- Yeah?

Go and die in the city!

Throw my other bag too.

You've all your clothe in that bag,
what's there in this?

My saris.

Damn you!

Laadi, I will miss you a lot
when I am in city.

I'll give you miss calls you
make sure that you call back.

And if someone teases you
after I left..

...then just give me a ring,
I will abuse him on phoneitself.

Don't worry.

As is, the one who teased me
he's going with you.

Brother, I am telling you...

Hey, finish talking soon I've to
fight your seat here. - Coming.

Hne. I am leaving.
Take care. Bye.

Come on now!
- Hey, Jass..

"Have your meals on time.

And Keep your distance
form this Dipti.

Hey, you go back.
He is here.

Go back. Let him sit.

Dipti, buy my ticket, ok.

From where have all these
flies come from?

Come on. For how many
days your in town?

'L'lll the time four pallbearers
do not carry me off.

Oh! Have thought of
great achievements! Yeah?

Hey, I am talking of funeral.

Yeah, where will you stay?

Brother, you're the one who
woke up our sleeping conscience

We are gonna sleep with you.

I sleep at the poultry farm,
how can I accommodate you.

Don't you worry. We'll adjust with
the chickens and sleep with them.

Oh,no man!

We aren't gonna eat your chickens.

As it is, we've turned vegetarian
since yesterday.

It's not that, man.
They peck.

Hey, now what we have
boasted back at the village"

...now if go back village folk
would kill us with their taunts.

Not this is final.

As long we settle in life,
we won't return home.

Now only our bodies
will go back to village.

We too will adjust
with the chickens here.

Bro, it's you who'll have to adjust
Please do it.

Palli brother,
please adjust, man!

Do it.,
- Brother!

Brother, please adjust us.
Please.

You are so sweet!
- All right.

You can be accommodated
with one guy.

Who's he?
- My star friend Babbu.

Maan?
- Oh, no!

Babbu Kiripuriya.

Babbu N Nrlpuflya'!
- Yeah.

I have heard that they
flow flowers in Kirtpur..

"But haven't heard of someone
becoming star from there.

"0 Jungu, laid the table
cover it with table cover"

"And you guy,
laid out the glasses"

"0 Jungu, laid the table
cover it with table cover"

"And you guy,
laid out the glasses"

"We shall have chicken
along with drinks"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"Few will be gentlemen,
and few will be fighter cocks"

"But we don't bother
with both of them"

"We eat drink and make merry"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would..."

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would call"

"It's time now,
drinkers would..."

Babbu!
- Yes, sir.

Babbu!
- Yes, sir.

Bro, your song went well.

Sir, fine. It's your...
- Here is your payment.

Just five hundred bucks?

Even a spot boys take
700 hundred bucks, sir.

Buddy, spot boy is valued.
No one asks you.

And the day you'd be hit,
ask money that day.

Come on, after today you'll be the
one, who'll perform after this video.

Oh God!

Bro, Babbu!
- Paali, you? - How are you?

I am good.
Tell me, how are you?

Bro, here are two friends
from my village.

He is Dipti.
- How are you?

He is Jass.
- How are you?

They want a place to stay.

You are doing so well, man.

Come on, I've never
took it to my head.

Please sign here.

Come on, I am talking.
Come later for autograph.

Hello, let autograph go to hell.

I'm the accountant.
The 500 bucks you just took..

...I want a receipt for it.
Plant your signature here.

Oh...

No problem, we are the same.

Come on men, I'm also
looking for music teacher's job.

The day I get it, I shall
do what I like.

By the way, you were
talking about a place to stay?

Will it be all right where
I put up now?

What do you mean?

We shall put up a mat
just below you and sleep.

I myself sleep on floor,
how'd you put a mat below me?

My landlord charges 1500 rent.

Each of us would pay 1500
and stay.

All right. - What all right?
Where do I've 1500?

Even my bus ticket was
brought by this guy.

Hey, I lied that I bought it.

Damn you, you have
travelled with out ti ck et.

All together we have
only 5 or 600 rupees.

Bro, do this. You pay up
the rent for this month.

When we take up a job
we'll pay back.

Come on, I myself am
striving for little money.

How'd I pay 4500?

You guys are in a bad shape.

What do you do?

Me?
- Yes.

L... l...

Soon he'll be a clerk.

Not him, I asked about you?

Oh!I...l...

This guy is in acting.

If not today, tomorrow he will
get a job of clerk..

"And this guy will be a star.

Come on, bro.
Adjust somehow.

Ad]uslment...?

Yeah, a scheme could work.
- Which?

If you come after my
landlord goes to bed...

"and go out before
he wakes up...

Yeah.

Then you can stay totally free.

Tell me, what you say?
- Yeah, fine.

Has anyone seen flaying
cow's horns?

And Paali, at the sametime
when our stay is free..

...you too join us.

Okay, pick up your bags. Come.

Hey, wait here.

Dog could have bitten us.

Be quiet.

Hey, seems my landlord
is fast asleep.

I'll go and put the lights off.
Come through the window.

All right.
- Okay.

He is there.
- Come. Let's go.

Hold this.

Hock Star! Hock Star!
- Damn you, stop it.

Come on settle down.
- Am I responsible for you...

Here put the mat.
- Sit down.

The guy has made a pillow of me.

Get up. Hey, get up.
It's morning.

Let me sleep, man.
Not going for morning walk.

You guys will be in trouble
and put me in trouble too.

Okay, make some tea.

Come on get up?
- It's not granny's place?

Do this, drink two glasses water
from our makeshift fridge.

You keep quite! Put on clothes
and get lost from here.

Hey, when brother is asking to go
then leave.

Damn you, you'll get thrashed
and get me beaten too..

Now better vanish.

Today getting 1500 is a must,
why not if have to pickpocket.

All have harassed me.
Now handover that T shirt.

Take.

It's too high.

Before we're accused of theft,
better let's find some job first.

Devil does not laugh like this.

Bit loud!

Oof! Will some one tell him
how to laugh.

Too good a devil!

Thank you.
I've never been proud.

Tell me how do you aci
so well as devil?

Actually, my daddy told me,
when I was about to born..

...my mummy crossed over some
evil magic line.

Wham?

This is nothing, last year I got the
award of Best Devil of the Year.

I never heard of this award ever?

Actually a little while ago our village
council has started it.

Oh, oh!
So, Mr. Devil...

Not Devil.
They call me Dipti.

Oh!

Here is the advance.

200 for the rehearsal
and 1000 bucks per show.

No problem,
I will do it for you.

Along with the Western
we also run classical..

"I really loved it as I've found
someone more beautiful than you?

"Now I don't miss you at all,
I have found someone better"

Yes, sir?

He's our new music teacher,
Babbu Kirtpuriya.

I have met him earlier.
On a shooting.

Really?
- Yes.

Okay. You introduce him to
the students.

I will see you later.

Good luck.
- Thank you.

Come I will introduce you
to my students.

Pooia, ManpreeL.

"Shivani, Shablin..

Gurpreet.

Mr. Babu?

Mr. Kirtpuriya,'
- Oh! '

Yes?

So when are you joining?

I feel like not leaving at all.

But the classes are
about to be over.

Is that so?
- Yes.

0k, then we shall meet tomorrow.

Good bye, then.

Okay, kids.
My hearty good bye!

Bye, sir.
- Let's continue.

Man, Babbu says that
constable is on night duty.

Then why the sounds
coming from inside?

Come on I am tired.

Come on, we can't wait for him.

I say, let's jump in through
the window.

I have to go for rehearsal
too in the morning.

Damn that I let your conscience
wake up.

My sleep is also tossed off.

Come on, brother! Find someiob
at least we'll have a house.

Today we did worn out our shoes.\lt will take some time.

Hey!

Guess what?

Does he say go up and sleep?
- No, man!

What happened?

Rascals, I got a job! A job.

What?
- Of a Music Teacher.

8000 bucks a month.

Tomorrow I will take you to the
move 'Bhag Milkha Bhag'.

I too got a role in a drama.
But don't ask about money?

So where's the drink?

L mean Pam/P

Dummy, you said you'd not party
unless you are set.

Who knows when he'll settle.

At least let's drink and settle.

Cheers!

Guys, even say cheers
on fourth peg!

Guys, a totally new song...
- Keep it coming.

Right now I have made it for you.

Must be the some rubbish...
- Listen to the song.

Should I start loudly'?

Wow! Wonderful!

Give him the beats.

"We two birds study in college"

"That's why we have
the perspective"

"And sitting on the top
of the bust, we...

...we study, we study"

"My white Lansar car keeps
moving fast and fast"

Babbu! Hey, Babbu!
Open the door.

Who's spilled the dustbin outside?

Babbu, open the door!

Can't you hear?

Who drank here?

Get it's trouble now.
- Who's with you?

Get up, the landlord is here.

Hun guys, run.

Hun Dipti run.

Hun, run.

He has mugged up the movie name
Bhag Milkha Bhag, making us run.

Come on. Let's go.
Here is the bottle.

Be careful.

Hey, you are stuck now
get moving fast.

I am getting suffocated.

You get aside.

Who is he?

I don't know.
- You don't know?

Come on, bring the Guggu's sari.

Damn you, Guggu is a carpenter.

Okay, than apply some oil
so we can slip off.

It's not Guggu's shop that
he will give you oil.

Then apply grease.

Do you think it's a workshop
the you'll get grease?

Here take your baggage, and
if I ever see you around here..

...I shall have you arrested
and get you beaten up good.

Get lost you useless fellows.

I was so well settled here..

...these guys came and
uprooted me too.

My foot, you were set! You were
living a dilapidated house.

I will stone you!
Who spilled the dustbin?

How would we know in drunk
condition who did it!

Now I don't know where
will I live.

Have courage.
We'll do something.

We 4 were living here in 1500
how'd you find cheaper place.

I can't understand
what's there for look for.

The windows are broken, we will
climb up the pipe and get in.

Damn you!
- Why did not you like it?

Look, we will find some cheap
place in town.

Comelefs go

Come, lefs go.

We will find some place, man.

Whether me, Mr. Kripal Singh Gill,
gets a few bucks less..

...I'm least bothered.

Because I have happily retired
as Subedar Major from the army.

But, tell me something truthfully.

Are both of you bachelors?

Yes, sir. We're bachelors.

How proudly they are saying
bachelors"

"as if they are on highest post
in the army!

Sorry young men, no home.

But why can't we get the house?

You're looking for an house, and
I'd not attend your funeral even.

We didn't get it?

It's my father who had
made me understand"

...son, never keep a broom erect
and keep a bachelor tenant in life.

Why'd you hate bachelors so much?

Hate?
I have a young niece in house.

So how can a have two bachelor
mustangs at home?

I haven't even allowe to hang
bachelor's calendar here.

Uncle, you've totally
diverted the topic.

Sorry, young men.
No room for bachelors.

Who told you we are bachelors?

We both have wives
who are married.

StFflge!

I have heard the bachelors
have sisters"

"but they have wives too,
I've found today.

Why, did you get married
and then donated them to someone?

You didn't understand, sir.

We are married. But the
Chhada is our cast.

Myself, Palli Chhada.
This is my cousin Jass Chhada.

I've heard of Chhada many times,
but Chhada is some cast, no.

Okay, sit down now.

However, no one even gives even
hands over a calf to such a bad cast.

"People, so how could anyone
has give their daughter to you.

Certainly there must be fault
with the girl's folk.

However.

I might as well rent out to you,
I've no problem.

But note one thing
very clearly.

If tomorrow, anything
otherwise happens to my niece..

...then take it, your misuses
too will not survive.

Because, this Subedar Major,
Kirpal Singh is also a bachelor.

How could you say that
you are married?

But from where are you going
to bring woman?

It will...

That too is arranged.

Now, apart from the house they
are also ready with woman.

"Damn it, I've become a husband"

"Damn it, I've become a husband"

Yeah.
- Dipti, not the husband but wife.

What do you mean?
- Say.

Look.

As you portrayed Shurpakha
in the village"

"similarly you wear saris
and stay in this house.

Stay as my wife.

You go to hell!

Instead of sleeping with you
I'd prefer to stay on railway station.

We aren't so bad.
With how difficulty we found a house.

Make him understand.

Come around, man.

Also you get wonderful
blouses here.

I'll slap you! I'm here to be a
hero and you're making me heroine?

Oh!

So you've made me a Sainay Dutt
of the street"

...and you are becoming
a hero Dharmendar.

Buddy, till the time we
don't get a house..

...till then wear a sari, man!

Dipti, look if we don't get a roof
over my head..

...then you can continue to roam
around in village wearing a sari.

Come on, man. Agree.
Please.

Now this has started, don't know
what else we'll have to do in future.

Okay, all right buddies.

Great!
This called a friend.

But don't get me killed
by putting me in ladies sari.

Hey, listen. Will all three will
have one wife?

Damn, will you become
the second wife.

You go to hell! - When it comes
to you, are blouses are over?

Oh, no guys. lfl wear a blouse
my stomach will be seen.

Come on, will your navel
turn black?

Then why not wear a dress.
And also I have heard..

...you get wonderful
Punjabi dresses here.

Yeah, wearing sari is a tough job,
I too will wear a dress.

Come, no quickly order tea.

We also have to get
waxing done.

Yeah.

Hey!

She's Neeru.
- Hello, sir.

Neeru Baiwa?

No, Nam Ghhada.

Ans she's is Pinki.

From Moga?

No, Pnki Chhada.

I fail to understand this..

"That you've such beautiful wives"

...yet you had such problem
finding a house?

Actually this is the thing
that they are beautiful.

Wherever we went we found
the landlords lechers.

When we brothers went for
theiob, we used to tell them..

...to keep watch on them.

Forget about watching
they eyed them.

By the way, Mr. Subedar sir,
you aren't that kind, are you?

Wham?

I mean,
is your intention good?

Does intentions take time
to change? - What?

Oh I mean, you are so
beautiful.

...so where lied the fault
with the landlords?

However, tell me..

"Between two of your,
who is whose husband?

Wham?

He's my husband.

Both?

No, he alone.

Oh, and he is Neelu's hubby.

Oh!

I thought both of them
are your husbands. - No.

And you are alone.

My father was right.

...a soldire is known by his rifle and
a mare is known from itds lineage.

And still if you find the
place upstairs less..

...then one of you can come down
and stay with me.

And for that you may
pay me less rent.

No, we shall pay you
the full rent..

...and also get adjusted upstairs.

Of course, no one will
adisut with me.

I mean, when I was in army"

...in one tent we 20 guys
used to get adjusted.

Oh God!

Look.

Uncle!

Hi, Jasmieet!

Come dear.

Meet her.

She's my niece..

"And they are our
new tenants.

Hello. - Hello.
- She's my wife Neeru.

Hello!
- Hello.

She's my beautiful wife
Pinki Chhada.

Hello...

Hello.

You?

Your face is exactly like...

No, it does not resemble anyone.

With whom, by the way?

With our new Music Teacher
Babbu.

It seems he is standing in
a ladies dress.

Is it my fault?

He's my twin brother
two years younger to me.

'If Iait a minute!

Here atwin is not considered
even if he is born two minutes late.

So how could he be
two years younger brother?

No, Subedar sir..

"Actually their faces are so alike,
so alike..

...that people lovingly
call them twins.

Oh! So if you say..

...then it's possible they
are twins.

Does he know that
you've come here to stay.'

No.

So we'll call him tomorrow.

No. We hate together.

It's not hate together.
It's hate each other.

Whatever it is.
You understood, isn't it?

You explained
and I understood.

If you are finished with your
enquiries and interference"

...could we go to our room?

No.

I had just a request".

"That your dinner is with me.

So nice.

Because it's our tradition..

.That on the first day we do not
let new bride to go in kitchen.

No. But it's tradition
in his place"

...that on the very first day
they put new bride to work.

Come, take the bags.

Come on, bring it.

Thank you sir.

Thank you.
- Come on quick.

I made a mistake.

I should have put them
in room downstairs.

So you could only find
this house to stay?

Did we know..

"That you keep playing music
everywhere.

Hey, don't talk nonsense.

I am the star of tomorrow.

Damn star!

As it is nobody know you and
where not needed they recon you.

Let that be. Now what should we
do about twin brother problem?

Look bro. Between brother and
sister one should walk limping.

Jasmeet will then believe that
you two are different.

And what should I do,
that old man is trying to make me.

New“!

Pink“.!

Now put on your wigs
and run.

Ask old stop making passes
and ring the bell at least.

Hide.

Maw come in'!?

You are already in.

Our door sill begins
from here.

Com e. Please com e.

I have brought dinner for you.

You must not have
cooked today

But why are you guys
so baffled.

Oh, it's not that.

...It's a new place that's why.

Why what's wrong
with new place?

I can't see you wives?

Actually they are bathing.

Both together?

To apply soap on each
other's back.

As your hand can't reach
the entire back.

Of course no one's hand
can completely reach the back.

Look at me, I never realized it.

Otherwise I too could have
made me soap at my back.

How careful ladies are
about their health.

And men are so careless.

When will they come out.

They will take some time.

Once they go in, they get into
the tub and play like children.

They haven't come out
of their childhood..

"And my youth is dying
looking at them.

What?
- Nothing.

If I go in right now and give them
my message it won't look nice.

So convey my message
when they come out

...that I personally cooked
dinner for them and brought.

I'll leave now.

Okay. Bye.

By the way, why not knock once
again, they might come out.

Oh, no.
It certainly will take some time.

Okay then.

All my efforts went futile.

Come out.
Hey, come out.

He left?
- He was here with food.

Are we labouring for him that
he came to give us food.

He wasn't here to give us food,
he came to shock us here.

If not today, tomorrow
we will be caught.

Man the more you are scared,
he will doubt more.

At least talk to this uncle and
nice with such confidence..

"That even if you send you for a
medical test you prove a woman.

What do you mean?

I mean, confidence.

Mr. Babbu!

How are you.
- I'm good. How about you?

I am good.
I met your sister.

Yeah 7

Was she alone or her
husband was with her.

She was with her hubby.

Do they stay together?

And why did you rent
your house to them?

How do you know,
they've come to our place?

I have a sharp sixth sense.

You tell me half
and I understand the full thing.

Now, they were looking
for a rented house.

I felt they might have
come to your place.

Yeah, they have rented
at our place.

But why do you sibling
hate each other so much?

Actually, I have a long running
fued with my sister's clan.

You have one
and the same clan.

How could it be feud
in the same clan?

Come on, isn't her clan different
when she got married?

It comes from that side.

Otherwise I have nothing
against her.

And what's the problem
with the brother-in-law?

Many times when we sat on drinks
he threw gospels at me.

I've heard of tantrums but
what this throwing gospels is?

Come on, leave it now.
I am already so confused.

I mean, it's aching.

Shouldn't we go and
have a some tea?

0k, lefs go.
- Come along.

I had come here to be a
hero like Dharmendra..

Rascals, have turned me into
heroine like Hema Malini.

O my Lord!

First time Major Katal Singh,
with the chicken legs..

...Is going to try and impress Neeru.
Pardon, I'm not blemished.

I am your soldier,
my sweetie!

O my sweetie!

Your love makes my heart
beats like drum, O my sweefie!

0 my, Sweetie!

Come on rascals!

I shall teach you a lesson today.
Come on, son.

Surprise!

Oh, you broke my arm!

Oh, you broke my arm!
Open the door, quick.

Are you going to make me lame?

Open the door now.

Sorry.

I thought it was just an arm..

...so I was very scared.

However, what brings you here?

I have brought Tanduri
Chicken for you.

But you made mincemeat
of m y arm.

You may eat either of it now.
Choice is yours.

By the was, how did you
think of chicken today.'

I thought, only we two soul
are at hom e..

...so why not have lunch
together.

Also when soul is afire within..

...then why to heat or cook
on separate stoves.

Fire within?
- Yes.

You've acidity?
- Damn!

If I had acidity, would I
come with the chicken?

Wouldn'tl have had
antacid in my hand.

It's not acidity,
I've love's acidity.

Oh my God!

I've often heard of DDT..

"But what's this love's DDT?

It's a very strange ailment.

I will explain.
The warms of this love-acidity"

"makes a soul wander.

God!

Let me be.

I will go and warm the chicken.

Why wasie time to warm up..

"You could have let it be in hands
it would have warm ed up.

He is looking as if he had
never seen something

Did my sweetie say something?

No.

Here take it.

Partake chicken.

Ladies first

No, you first

No, you first

Damn you, eat.
- Did you say something?

Please have.

Sure?

Please.

Why is it so bitter?

Oh, I had burnt it.

Sol applied
anti-burn cream on it.

Now call me sweetie!

Damn, was acting as lover!

Now throw out.

Wanted to make me
thorow out.

We're here.

Come on kid.
Com e.

Ma'am take his school bag too.

Here it is.

Oh.

What's wrong?

Madam, tyre is burst.

Now when'!?

Now you've have step down.

How'd I go home now?
Do something.

0k, I'll try inflating tyre
with my mouth.

What's wrong?

Tyre punctured.
Will you repair it?

I can't, but I can help you.

How'd that be?

I will drop your passenger
on my bicycle.

After all I am a brother.

Oh yeah?

Hey, not hers.
Yours.

Madam , com e.

Oh, no. That...
- All right then.

Remove that wheel
and give it to me.

What's it to me. I will get it
repaired. It might take an hour

Oh, no, bro.
Madam, you better go with him.

Instead of going on foot in such
a head, cycle would be better.

Come on, don't worry.

Please come.

Sit.

It's too hot!

Com e, sit.

Shall we?

0k, Maddi. Get your
puncture repaired.

You be careful. In your excitement
don't let make madam fall off.

Madam !
- Yes?

Would you mind
if I say something.

Maw I?

Next week I'm organizing
Shabir (Mass Sherbet distribution).

Will you come?

Oh, Shaw'!
- 'ix.

I felt that...

Oh, did you feel it's
some feast?

No problem . I'd arrange
for a feast too.

Then, should I note down
your name?

Where you've to note the name?

Actually, we're preparing a list.

Wham?

Who is this girl with him?

Okay, here's my house.

Madam, you did not reply.
You'd come, won't you?

All right, I wlll try.

Make sure to bring a pot too.

But don't write my name
in any list.

There's not list maintained
for the festival.

All right.

Thanks for dropping me.

I too thank you.

Hey, where are you off to?

You'd get me killed!

If wanna talk loudly,
talk in ladies' voice.

Where are you going?

To work. Where else?

And you?
- For the interview.

Everyday you guys walk off.
Am I here to knit a sweater?

What would Subedar thing,
everyday women go out of house?

Dose not she go out too?

Damn you, it's my helplessness.

I am helpless, sis.
With great difficult I got a job.

Oh yeah, I am on official leave.
Don't I've to attend work too?

I too have some dream s.
My youth will be gone, due to you.

So what's wrong with your youth.

Why do you make
an issue of minor things.

If it is so, let's part today.

My God!

Today I realized,
what woman have to go through.

You've to lose a lot to
achieve something in life.

Also, aren't we too have
big dreams in life?

Enough now.
I am leaving.

It's time for my interview.
- Go.

You're here?

What now?

I was here to give this sweet.

Is it Sankrant festival today?

No. Actually these sweets were
for a ceremony, it was not done..

...so I thought I should
give it to you.

I will give it to them.

Sure?
- Yeah.

Ask Neeru to eat it.

I have cooked it
with my own hands.

All right. I will tell her.

Damn the sweets too did
not help.

Says he cooked it with hand,
do you cook with feet?

Eat Mrs. Subedar, your Mister
has brought sweets for you.

Subedar!

Subedar, screw you!
- Hey, don't!

Did notl tell you that Subedar
is keeping an eye on us.

Bro, as long as we aren't set,
please be calm.

Enough. He accepts.
Let's go.

Sister, keep your wig
with yourself.

Bye!
- Hell with your bye!

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"Beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"...if I say what's in my heart?"

Try singing on higher note.

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"0 beautiful lass, do you mind..."

"...if I say what's in my heart?"

On first call I got scared.

On the second call
I went inside the home.

On third call, you straight away
came and knocked at the door.

Sorry.

Subedar Major Kirpal Singh,
entered without knocking.

I shall enter again.
You continue.

But pardon me.

Is this some new yoga pose
of Baba Ham dev?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Actually, when I am sad"

...I lift my legs like that
and do this yoga posture.

Strange.

I had heard, if a one is happy
his feet do not touch ground..

"But they go up like this,
I know it today.

However, I am here because..

...when I saw the arguments
going on with you..

...so I, Subedar Major
felt very bad.

Oh, it means, you are
know of everything?

I have even found what's
inside you.

But I am not at fault at all.

This woman business
is all due to them.

Men arelikethat.

Leaving beautiful woman behind
other rubbish woman.

(“Here woman'!
- 'ix.

Oh, don't remind me!
I'm destroyed! I'm devastated.

Your life is destroyed.
Not your fate.

But don't worry.
I'll not let anything be destroyed.

Now, listen to me.

You too act the same way
as your husband behaves.

I did not get you?

English have a
awonderful thing.

Extramarital affair.
You too should have one.

But I am not used to having
English affairs.

Have I asked you to fire some
NASA missile ?

I only asked you to have an
exira marital affair outside.

But no one knows me outside?

Then begin in inside.
So don't have to step outside.

No, I will be a sinner.

The way my condition is inside,
I'd say it won't be any sin.

You'll be a sinner, if I ask you
to sail in two boats.

Divorce Paali,
and marry a jolly fellow.

Mister Subedar!

For your information, there is
no post of Mister Subedar in army.

And also my father had said...

A sage's female devotee and
soldiers girlfriend..

...Is never deceived.

Do you understand,
Mrs. Chhada?

Please don't call me
Mrs. Chhada.

I feel like a man.
- Fine. I won't.

So could I henceforth call you
Mrs. Chhadi?

God!

"Red damsel standing
on a field"

"How well she fought"

Who is it?

Happy you?

Uncle... You are in flying
too high?

Then you've only seen uncle
on his initial flight.

You have never seen him
soaring.

How dare you come to my house?

Had notl told you vacate
this house by 31st of this month.

Is it your father's property?

Whatever the share
I have already paid.

So why are you here to collect?

I want this house too, uncle.

Guys, what are you looking at,
throw the uncle out!

Try touching me.

You better watch.
We shall throw you.

Hey, I was just joking.

Joke and with us?

Who will I joke with"

...I am only joking with
my nephew.

I was just making up things,
Please let me go.

Take him away.

Let him go.

Uncle!

You have bought an aunt,
and didn't inform us?

Come here.

You want the house, isn't it?
- Yes.

Given.

It's in your mouth the house is...

I mean sweets in your mouth.

Made me happy.
Once again call aunt.

Okay. I said aunt again.

Guys, let uncle off and
catch aunt.

If they had any issues, there will
be more claimant of the hosue.

You mad fellows.
lam his tenant.

The way uncleis mad
after her now".

...he won't take much time
for him to make her the owner.

This Shorty talks too much.

Shameless!

Don't hold me there,
we've hair there.

You haven't still seen mine yet.
I mean, everyone has them.

Catch hold of aunt!

My Habon goggles!

I shall show you now.

Damn you, touching my Neeru!

Trying to hold my Neeru!

Even I haven't held her so close!

Rascal, I shall teach you lesson.

Look, aunt. What's woman got to do
in men's fight. Men get hurt.

I shall put on Tommy brand now.

Go to hell!

Rascals, his branded clothes
with him.

Capture him!

Upfront there is fire and
behind it's aunt.

No. No.

No. No.

Jump.

This way?

Not this kind.

Enough now. Will you feed me
curd and make me curdle.

Take it away.
I wanna eat.

Sweety, at least pick up
the phone.

Go it. Got the house
vacated?

Such goons, cannot even
get bus seat vacated"

"forget about the house.

What actually happened?

Can't you see our injuries?

So you got beaten up?
- No, roof fell over us.

How is it possible?

Buddy, my baddies never
got beaten up ever.

Of course they did not get beat
from man, but got it from woman.

Hey, Pidya!

Why did not I die
before I could here this!

Is this fellow a doctor?
How'd he know why you didn't die?

But friend, see the courage
of my men..

"Despite being thrashed so badly
they have brought you back.

What goons?
They are lkie cowards.

Happy, why are you
discouraging me?

If I wasn't on medical leave today"

...I'd have personally come and
got your uncle's house evicted.

Who asked you to learn
cycling in this age?

You aren't the one who can
take up a goon's job.

Return my money, I will hire
someone better to do my job.

Buddy, I have paid 20000 hospital
bill from your money.

Where is the money now?
- So give me a cheque.

We goons don't have
any cheque of anything such.

Just, give me more chance.

Then I shall personally come
and get your uncle's house vacated.

If I don't, then do what you like.

I proposed an album.
Miss Pooia does not agree.

Is it?

Where do you stay?

I am at Baiwa Street.

Hey, I too stay there.

I never came across you?

Don't you stay on the Bajwa
Street of Kahard, right?

Yes. I stay in Moga's
Baiwa street.

Recently I have come here,
Aieet Naagr area.

Alone?

Too much, miss.
- Yes?

Now... I mean,
as I have job now..

...so I'll also find a
life partner soon.

You." 7
- You.__7

Hereis my house.

Oh, no.

Come in, meet with your
sister and go.

Brother-in-law isn't home
right now.

But he's in sister's heart.

As long he is out of her heart".

...I will not meet.

Let God remove your animosity
from within your hearts.

Here is the money.

What's this? Just now you said
you are with me.

No, I have the money.

No let it be.

Also just for a few bucks".

...I am not gonnalose
such a nice girl. - What?

Nothing. You just let it be.

All right.

Thank you.

See you. Bye.

Bye, bye.

Come on, move.

Stop.
Aieet Nagar is here.

Bro, we've hardly moved?

Did not I tell you
it's here? Now go.

I shall change this route
from tomorrow.

God.

Again I'll have to change
in to Pinki.

Jasmeet.

Laadi, you here?

Yes.

So suddenly, without informing?

Yeah, I am here to surprise.

So, sweet.

No, not to you.
- What?

Someone special.

Someone special?
And you didn't even tell me.

Jasmeet!

Piniki, sis-in-law,
you have com e?

She's my friend Laadi.

Hi, Laadi.
- Hello.

You know, I met your brother.

Don't tell me.
You know, I hate him.

The boy is good.

But he's against our marriage.

Many times he even raised
hands on my husband.

However.

Me too am sitting
talking about myself

I mean, I am standing
and talking about myself.

He must be here now.
I will make a move.

Okay.
- Bye! Bye.

Bye, Laadi!
- Bye, sis-in-law.

Bye.

Their entire familyis
a bit eccentric.

Comelefs go in.

Sit.

Now tell me, you found a guy
and did not even tell me?

Actually, nothing is finalized
with my folk.

In fact, I have told my daddy
that I am here to meet you.

If he calls,
please handle it.

Where does the boy stay?

He stay here in this
very city.

0k, have a seat.
I will get you some tea.

Jass!

When you come early,
at least tidy up the home.

Why do you go on to build
muscles with ladies dress?

Also, at least remove
these accessories.

If they are ruined,
from where will we get them?

Hey, listen.

Hsrt of all I work for you,
and then listen too?

It won't do.

I mean, please don't
quarrel with me like this.

I am married to you.

Hey, why are you so loving?

Is it the first time?

Oh, so if it is so..

...then please make tea
for you husband.

Cook for him.

Right now I'll get it.

Come, Laadi sis.

Laadi !

Getlost guys!

Getlost guys!

I am not gonna destroy
my affair for you!

I am going to tell Laadi
everything.

Have you lost you mind.

She'll go tell Jasmeet an
Jasmeet will tell Subedar.

She won't.

Hero! Girls can't digest anything.

She can digest, man.

She can digest.
How? Does she wrestle?

Damn you, why talk nonsense.

I still tell you, pleaseiusi be
don't be so selfish just for house..

...we can find some other
house too.

But once my Laadi gets married
somewhere else..

...I will be of no avail.
- Okay, do this.

As it is, earlier too we
have managed with lies, right?

So tell one more lie to Laddi,
why you got married.

If it does not work,
then tell the truth.

Also, we hardly have few bags,
we'l walk out with it.

But what lie should I give her?

Tell her that she's Laden's sister,
he threatened an got me married.

Now stop it.
I will think of something.

But don't you come before her.

If she recognizes her all
four of us will be ruined.

Hey! The King of Diamonds!

All of our cards are rubbish,
go and..

"Take care of your Queen of Flowers.
- Get lost.

Sister!

Get lost!

He's gone to bring
your other woman.

Laadi !

Why are you here?

Just to see whether your Laadi
is dead or alive?

I can't see my Laadi crying.

That's whyl am here.

Jass, please!
Don't give me more lies.

Such a great deception?
What was my fault?

Dear, I had to do it
out of compulsion.

What was such compulsion
that you had to get married.

Actually, I was going
on a scooter"

...and Piniki's daddy was
spraying tar on the road.

My scooter dashed against him
and he suffered from Polio.

Polio?
That too with a scooter?

No. Because he fell
on the hot tar.

When people took him out, his
body was stiff like the hard road.

I took him on my damaged scooter
to the hospital.

Doctor gave him an injection
to save him ..

...and as the body was hard
from tar, they could not inject

Doctor, used hammer to
break the hardened tar.

Forget braking tar,
his 8 tolo bones broke.

And then he got Polio.

But what does all these things
have to do with your marriage?

Sorry, what nonsense I've talked.

Actually, when I was brining
Pinki's daddy from hospital.

...he informed me that
Pinki suffers from cancer.

And she's gonna pop of
within two months.

His daddy's wish was the
she dies as married woman.

So, for sake of humanity
I could not stop.

And I got married.

But J ass?
- Yes?

You did not think about me
even once?

Of course I thought of you,
ever breath.

It's been 20 days for our wedding
We still sleep separately.

That too facing in
opposite direction

Why?

Pinki's last wish is to
be a married woman"

...not a mother.

Oh, Jass.
How pure you of heart.

I know.
So you pardoned me, haven't you?

Yeah.
- Thank you.

Okay, I will make my
daddy understand"

"but you better get free soon.

The we will get married.

Now we can't kill Pinki
on our own..

...you wait a while..

...we'll get married on
the fourth day of her death.

Hmm.

How wrong I took
Pinki sis-in-law.

Hey! Not sis-in-law,
we'll be brother and sister

You are right.
Sorry.

I will go meet Pinki.

Bird fly!
- flew.

Crow, fly.
- Flew.

Cow, fly.
- How can a cow fly'?

The way you made Jass fly,
can't you fly this?

Now go ahead continue.

No. - Donkey fly?
- It can't be.

Okay, at least fly
something now.

Now who is here?

Lover boy is here.

Watch out if he is your guy.

Is he's Subedar guy,
we'll bury him her today.

I know what you mean.
- I'll be back.

Rascal, has harassed us.

God knows, when this ladies
dress headache will go.

Pinki, sis-in-law!

Pinki, sis-in-law!

Laadi !

Sorry, Pinki!

I am so sorry,
I took you so wrong.

Jass told me about your daddy.

About my daddy?
- Yes.

What happened to daddy
was so good.

Thank you so much.

I can understand how greatly
shocked you must be.

Shock?

By the way, how many days
still she has?

It at least take nine months.

Did not you get her treated
with some local medicine.

For her we got it done,
but he is still left.

Yesterday, I read on a banner
asking childless people to meet.

No, no!
I am talking about the cancer.

Who has the cancer?

Who has the cancer?

To you.

Me?

Neeru sis-in-law,
Cancer... Pinki has it.

Oh! No.

Who has cancer?
Cancer isn't there at all.

There is nothing called cancer.

This should be the spirit of
woman to fight with the cancer.

All of you say...
"Women unite"

Neeru sis-in-law!
Control.

0K9!'

Control.
- What?

Nothing.

Why have you
hidden your face?

She has caner..

...so let her shadow may not fall
on yet tobe born child, that's why.

Yes.
- Is that so?

By the way, your should take
special care of her.

Promise.

Full promise.
Hey!

If anything happens,
immediately call me.

If something happens to me..

...then he's the one who will
call you, 'cause I'll be dead.

But be sure to attend
my last rites.

I will be so glad.

Oh, please Pinki.
Don't say that.

Why not spend your
last days happily.

Enjoy them.

You just keep coming like this"

...it's my enioyement.

And you.
You should be beside her.

Cancer does not spread
like this.

Sure. I promise.

Pinki. Take care of yourself.

I will make a move.

Come, lefs go.

Okay, Bye, bye!

Oh, she hugged us!
Damn you guys!

You were hugging a lot,
should I teach you now...

You are...

One in ladies suit
can hug another.

Hey, look.

Watch brother, what are you doing?

Are you giving us water
or creating mud down here.

Seems he is nuts.

Hello.
- Welcome.

Here take this.

Take.

Why not you come this side?

0K9!'

Please come.

What will you have to eat?

Is here big spread to eat
in this festival?

Only two things are
made for the festival"

...but for your sake I have
broght many things to eat.

You are the cheif guest.

Chief guest and in this festival?

'0 saint, this girl should be
always beside me when I come to you.'

'She should always be
on my right side.'

Wahe Guru!

Wahe Guru!

Thank you.

Thank you.

I should thank you instead"

...that you cam e to the festival

How great it feels
to spend time with you..

...you aren't aware.

Miss Ram!

Some palmist had told me..

...that I would get marry
to some scholl teacher.

And the one who has
Peeple tree in her courtyard.

Sure, it's peeple isn't it?

Now I will go.
It's too late.

Also my sister too has come.

Fine then.

Ram!
- '(ml?

Who was that guy?

He?

Paali.

He worked in this village.

What does he do?

He's doing his DPic
in poultry farming.

DPic? - Yes.

He rears chicken.

He had organised a Shabil
so he came to drop me.

Is itiusi that, isn't it?

What do you think?

Boy is good, isn't it?

Our cable guy Jelly too was good.

An we also liked each other
a lot.

I used to fault my cable
in order to see him.

If at that time, mom and dad
had not made me see right.

"And would not have got me
married to your bro-in-law".

...so, perhaps, I could not have
given bright future to my kids.

But sis, it's also possible..

"That Palli may work hard
and be well settled tomorrow.

What future holds for us..

...none of us is aware of it.

These romantic talks
of stars and moons..

...when it comes down to the
issue of milk and upkeep..

...then you realize the truth of life.

Jelli, even today goes around
connecting cables.

When I see him I get scared.

If I had married him..

"What would my life have been?

But, sister. It's not necessary"

...that what happend to Jelli
the same will happend to Palli too?

Look, Hano. I can understand.

The corner at which you
are stainding"

...I had returned from that
corner ten years earlier.

Yet I am not repenfing it.

I am your elder sister.

I won't wish ill of you.

My younger brother-in-law
is returning from Canada next week.

He has seen your photo.

From him it's almost yes.

Mom-dad to like this alliance.

Rest, you are wise.
Decision is yours.

Jass.

Hello.
- Hello, Laadi.

Yes.

Please come on the terrace once.
I've something important to talk.

Jass.l can't see you.

Whatever you want,
talk on phone.

Theh why on phone also?
I will send a message.

Come on, don't act now.
Come. Please.

If some one see us then?

All of them are fast asleep.
It's secret meeting.

Come on, man!
- Okay. Fine.

What it is?
- Come up.

What is it now?
- You're too stubborn.

Come now.
- If someone see us then?

No one wil see.
What's such a secret meeting...

first you come along,
lwll let you know.

What this guyis
doing in middle of night?

Why has he gone UP?

Damn!

Now you could find only
m y dam e?

Hey, Palli!
- Let me sleep, man.

Where are they now?

Seems, again on some mischief.

Okay, till me what was the
secret talk?

Seeing you reminds me
of a couplet.

Is that so? Which one?

'How beautiful this night is'

'A moon in the sky,
and one is beside me'

Wow! Is it over?

Now tell me what
you wanted to talk.

Thief! Thief!

Catch him! Catch.

Let him not escape.
Get hold of him! Catch him.

Catch him. Hold him.

I am not athief, sir.

Let me off, Subedar sir.
- Subedar?

How do you know I am Subedar?

I read it on the name plate
on the door.

Damn you, my door hardly
has a latch on the door.

Who could have put
a neme plate on it?

Who are you after all?

Show me your face.
Turn this way.

Hey, your face is so similar
to that of Neeru.

I am her twin brother.

How could all the twins
have gathered at my palce?

Why are you here?

Came to see my sister.
- At this hour?

So late at night, even lovers
do not go to meettheir girlfriends.

And you are here to meet
your sister?

Yeah. After 12 tonight it's
the festival of Hakhi.

My bro-in-law beats me a lot.
He does not let me meet her.

So I came on the sly to get the
Hakhi thread tied rom her.

In your undrwears?

Wearing such vulgar attire"

...a person does not even
go near his sleepin sister"

...and you're here to wake her up?

Your bro-in-law will beat later,
I will thrash you first.

What happend Mr. Subedar?
- Bro-in-law is here. - Where?

Jass, you said it's a secret meeting?

How was I to know?
I had kept it a secret.

What kind of secret meeting is this?
Entire family is gathred here!

What all this noise is about?
- What nois I've created?

Your brother-in-law was here.
- What in-law of mine?

One who does not recall
even his wife..

...how'd he know about
his bro-in-law?

Neeru's twin brother was here.

Oh that one. - You must've
thought the some other one.

What do you mean?
Nothing, go and sleep now.

Why did you get and come
at mid night.

What happend?
What was to happen"

...your twin brohter had com e.

Came to get the sacred thread tied,
and went with bandged knee.

Oh, my brother's knee!

Why did not you stop him?

Could I have stopped him
bandaging his other knee?

Fellow slipped through
my hands as if..

...a girl slips through the hand
of her brother-in-law.

Now tie brothers' pious thread
on his hands. - What?

Nothing.
We'll talk in morning.

All right. Com e.

He is taking upstairs as if she's
gonaa be with him all her life.

You are sitting here, I was
looking for you in the classroom.

Yeah?
I have a phone too.

Why are you talking so
rudely now?

My sister called.

Whatever is happening at home..

...Isn't right.

So you've have found out.

Now you see what a
married guy is doing.

What a married guy can do
if the oppiste side is wrong?

Oh yeah!
You too find falut with the girl.

Fault is that of bro-in-law too.

I am feel sad.

The person who had
such a place in my heart".

...he is talking such away
before me.

Babbu, I accept that
the girl too is at fault

But Jass is more at fault, isn't it?

It was Jass who called Laadi
on the terrace.

What? Called Laadi?

Yes, I also followed them
to the terrace"

...so that I can make them
understand there itself.

But before that a big hullabaloo
was created.

Oh, so this was the matter!

See, this why I hate bro-in-law
for his such acts.

His entire family is such.

Your hatred is also justified.

You too are right.

It was not Laadi's fault.

So soon you agreed with me?

Thatl have to for my
entire life.

Meaning?
- It means"

...that I've something in my heart
which I want to speak out.

I want to marry you Jasmeet.

What happend?
Why are you quiet?

You'll have to talk to me uncle.
- That I will do.

Not alone. You will have to bring
along your sister Pinki too.

So that uncle finds you
a bit of family guy.

What happend?
Why are you lost?

All right. First sister will have
atalk than I will.

Not at all. Both of you together
and that too today.

T°9e1her?
_ yes!

Today it's festival of Hakhi"

"and on the pretext of getting the
sacred thread tied, talk to her too.

You are against your
brother-m-law, isn't it?

Not with your sister, right.

Today is Hakhi, man. Be my
brother and pose as my sister.

Get lost! Some times you make me
Neeru and sometimes you sister.

Buddy, actually Jasmeet wants that
I get thread tied from my sister..

"And she has to talk about
my alliance too.

It can only be done by you,
so please accept it as brother.

What has to be done?

Pinki, sis-in-law!
- She's here.

Everything will be fine, sister.
Everyting will be.

What happend to you, sis?

Her cancer is in last stages.

What do you mean?
Her cancer is in terminal.

Look, what conditon she is in.
Shivering so much due to cold.

If she's feeling cold,
why are you fanning her?

I had heated this fan on
the hotplate"

...so that she may get
some warm air. Yeah.

Everything will be find.

Sis-in-law!

Babbu it arriving her today.

In this situation, howl can talk
about this wedding proposal?

How do you know he is
coming to talk of wedding?

I can guess.

Sis-in-law, don't stop him
form coming home.

Also it's Hakhi festival today,
so meet him too.

We shall sit togther
and talk out everything.

All right?

You take care of her, please.

I will leave now.

Everything will be find,
don't you worry.

I will bring fetch you lime water,
very cold. Ok?

VWII make you drinking lime water,
sis,don't worry.

Get up, damn you.

Unncessarily made me
fan you for an hour.

Uncle, your newspaper.

Onion is Rs. 100/kg? Its not like
onion, Its like liquor bottle.

I am gonna buy vegitables.
- Let's go.

No, no.

I am going alone.
- What?

She is saying as if she is
informing a hubby and going.

Seems, things are getting positive.

You are back?
- Who's back?

You are back?
- Who's back?

Uncle, he's Mr. Babu Kirtpuriya.

My respects, sir.

Your respects are fine...

Don't you think as if Pniki
has clipped her hair and come?

Uncle, I had told you,
they are twins.

They have really made me mad!

Seems, their mother's had bet
and gave birth to two twins.

Jasmeet, did you call me for this?

I came with a marriage proposal
and he is insulting me.

Should we do upstairs?
- You're too much in hurry?

We shall go upstairs,
but why is this plate?

I just picked it up.

If you had to just pick up,
you could have picked a bucket.

At least impression would be
that a Jat's daughter milched a cow.

However, what's in that plate?

It's Hakhi thread.
- Sacred thred?

Are you making him a brother
while getting engaged to him?

Dear, she belongs to your cast.

We are Jan chm.

In our engagements either a ring
is brought or a rifle.

I am not gonna tied to thread.
Pinki Sis-in-law is going to do it.

Yeah.
Now come up.

Pinki sis-in-law is in bad conditon.

When' s wrong with Pink?!?

She has cancer.

Thank God, I got afraid that
she is seriously ill.

Hey, is he all right?

When she came she was
so hale and hearty.

And she fell sick at once.

Panki sis-in-law,
see who is here.

I will see.

Sis, are you all right?

No, no. Don't you speak.
If you coughed...

...then everyone will
get the can cer.l

ls cancer a contegioius disease?

Lest Neeru too get it!

And they also bathe together!
Uncle!

Sis, I want to get married to
Jasmeet.

Do you approve of it?

Hey, not even a borther signals like
that the way your sister is giving.

Actually, no one has ever
signled my sister.

The poor she, does not even know,
how to signal and when.

Yeah! As if our daughters have
grown up giving bad signals!

And now what's she signaling?

She asking whether you
approve of this alliance?

Speak up, uncle.
ls the boy okay?

Though the boy seems okay,
but I don't feel his sister is okay.

She has cancer.

Come now.
From uncle's side it's okay.

Sister-in-law, you fie this
sacred thread of Hakhi on him.

Not the Hakhi thread.
She's suffering form cancer.

It's just cancer.

She's not paralyszzed that
she can't move her limbs.

Tue the thread.

Here take this. Somehow
tie this Fiakhi thread.

"Brother get this scared
thread tied from your sister"

Take off the blanket.
- Oh, no. She's feeling cold.

Come on, are we getting this
thread tied in Tundra.

I am just saying it because
of her sickness.

Here it is, she tied it.

Get the annoinment.

Is it okay now.
Should we go?

Oh God!

As it is she takes so long to raise
her hand! Now what she says?

Sister says,get married
befoe she dies.

Man, is she gonna turn over
in the marriage?

Let's go. One should not stand
long with a cancer patient.

Fine sister. Take care.
- Ok, sister-in-law,

Cheers!

Come on, Babbu!

Now your job is done.

Isn't yours done too?
- With whom it is?

Isn't it with Mr. Subdar
it's done?

Yeah, I shall break a bottle
on his head.

Here take this and
do it quick.

No, it's full. I'll empty it
and then break it on him.

But to tell you, this Subedar
has harried me a lot.

Sometimes, he will call me,
"Sweetie, sweetie"..

...some time he will come with
sweets or chikens to impress.

Acts like a big lover!

Hey, how is my Neeru?

O Neeru how are you doing?

Guys, these fools have
spoilled me with drinks.

What was she saying?

Don'd disturb me...

She vomitting!

New“!

Neeru!
You drowned!

What have you done?
Nothing has happend.

You say nothing has happend.
Everything has happend.

I waned you alone. Not,
buy one get one free.

At least listen to me.
What's left to listen now?

You said, you don't get along
well with your husband..

"And if it was otherwise,
what would've been the outcome?

You'd have got rid of it
after puking out everything.

But you've done so wrong
like the sickinking of love.

'The flower was nurtured by
the gardner, price took it away.

Come with me.

What for?
- To get rid or your child.

God! - No one else's child can be
brought up under my roof.

I only kept four tenents,
I shall not let fith one stay.

Come now. Right now.

Hurry up. Come.
Come my darling.

Come. - At listen to me!
No, come with me.

Come on, come in.
Why are you feeling shy?

Come in. Sit here.

Sit down.
Doctor !

We don't want the child.
- What?

We don't this child!

Don't you feel ashamed
despite being a husband?

Dcotor, how'd you I explain,
this child is from other husband.

Now you are feeling shy?

Your face resembles with
that one.

Yeah, it resembles with her
twin brother. What's it to you?

If you delyed any further, there will
be third lookalke in the world.

You make hurry, please.
- But what it is to be done?

Am I to tell you what to do?
You do what you like.

Just we don't want this child.
- At least listen to me.

What to listen from you?

I've alrday lost my trust.
Let not my hand raise on you!

Damn, does one ever feel like
raising hand on a beautiful woman?

Doctor, make it quick.
Please hurry.

Please make it fast.
- Come with me.

I don't know what injection they will put.

By the way, dotor, you were
in theatres before, isn't it?

Yes. During days I work
in the clinic..

...and then I do theatre
in evenings.

But how do you know?

Oh! Your brother must have
told you.

Okay, then I will let you meet
the brother too.

Oh, so you've brought him along?
- Why along?

I am sorry Neeru.

Due to me how much trouble
you have to face.

But how could Paali dare?

You came to the city
to be an actor".

"But your life itself has
turned a drama.

Drama was fine..

"But the guy who is sitting outside
he is out to turn me into a drum.

Now don't show teeth. Go out and
tell him that every thing is fine.

There is nothing to worry about.

She had slight indigestion.
Now she is fine.

Doctor, you cheked her
properly, didn't you?

If she starts sucking on raw mango,
my blood would be sucked out.

Don't take tension . She just
vomited due to indigestion.

Otherwise, you can gladly take
your wife home.

See you, sis-in-law.

Mr. Subedar, why have you
come to the lonley place?

So that no one can disturb us.

You are the one who
disturbs the most.

Did you say something?
- Nothing.

You drive the scooter.
- The hell I'll drive scooter.

My damn breath too
have difficult to move.

You come here.
Today I'll finish off the matter.

Now listen to me.
lam so very upset.

Today I shall finish off
every issue with you.

Or I shall end this every day
dram here itself.

Oh God!

Look, Neeru.
You get married to me..

"And I shall handover every
Medal of mine to you.

But they put a wedding necklace
in wedding?

Come on, man! I guy will only
act according to his profession.

And as I am a army man
would notl offer medal?

One of these days your husband
is going to abandon you. Note it.

Even if anyone dies around,
you will not get her.

What do you mean. - Even if he
leaves me, I'd not marry you.

Why, are you looking for some
famaous hero Sahrukh Khan?

You are only going to get
guys like me and Bhalla.

I am scared of you.

I'm just Kripal Singh not the dreaded
KPS Gill that you are afraid of.

Uncle!

Happy?

This joker is here too?

Joker may be your father.

Damn you, then he is your
grandfateher too. - Let him be.

Sweetie! This is the woman who
beat up your men.

Sweaty! Sweaty! Sweaty!

Sweaty! Sweaty! Sweaty!

Hey, be carful!
If you say we may come back.

Uncle, let go off this woman.

How can I let her go?
With so much difficulty I've got her.

Hey, who she is?

She's undertakeHs sister.

Come Gyppy, let's flee from here.

He is lying. Undertaker is
English and she is a Punjabi.

And as it is, no white man makes
anyone their siter.

Uncle, are you vacating
the house or not?

I won't.

Rascals, why are you waiting"

"abduct bothJat and Juliet.

You wait here...

They were already thrashed,
now you go and fight.

No don't beat me up.

He is the main boss.

Brother,I am the main guy,
did not they tell you? Look here.

So you are main guy!

You are the boss of them.

I shall first switch off your
main switch.

Bro, run.

Aunt, no!

Here take it.

Let's run.

'Neither there is fire in the hosue,
nor is water in the pot.

"Bachalors' life is...'

They are really bad, man.

Once again I have to
struggle with the stove.

Hey, it's you?
Comel was making some sweet dish.

Babbu, I got a job.

Congratulations!
- But why are you lookig like this?

Forget about it.
I was at home.

I got a job in the bank.
- Man, it's really good news.

One by one all of us
will be settled.

My mummy used to say,
whenever there is a good news..

...make sure the sweets are made.
Look I have already prepared for it.

Come lefs try to make it.

Open carefully, lest
it is Subedar.

Get aside, gus!
I wouldn't have sruvived today.

Damn you, what's wrong?

Give methe oil,
I will immolate myself.

Hey, we have to
prepare pudding.

Now what's the ocassion that
you guys are making pudding?

There that rascal Subedar is ready
to make my pudding, you eat that.

Will you say what happend?

As if you don't know
how Subedar acts.

We know he has eyes on you.
- You don't know what more happens.

To save my honor,
lam telling you less.

You know what happened today.'
- What it is?

He took me to maternity home
to check whether I'm pregnant.

I am gonna hit you guys!
He is trying to marry me.

Now both of your listen.
Either leave this place..

...or go and tell that
rascal the truth.

Hey, how can we tell him?
If he comes to know you're a man".

...then he will not let me marry
Jasmeet.

Wow! Just because
you want to raise a family"

...you want to destroy
everything mine. Right?

Dipfi, we also have to get
Babbu ger married.

If we told everything to Subedar,
he'll not allow Jasmeet to marry him.

You get lsot! I was better off
acting as Surpenaksh in villalge.

At least people respected me.

And since I have become Neeru,
it's difficult to save my honor.

Bro, there is a way out of
thie problem.

What it is?
- If Neeru dies.

Get lost! I'd better act in
Ramleela drama in villaege.

Hey, I am not askng you
to die really.

Just a fictitious death
before the Subedar.

At least, he'd think that Neeru didn't
rufese to marry him, if she dies

Look, Neeru!
- Damn with the Neeru.

I mean, brother Dipti.
You know to sweem, don't you?

Yeah. I do.
- That's it.

Early morning jump in the canal
before the Subedar.

He is right.
Call Paali.

Ask him take leave to tomorrow.

Come on. Heady?

Okay, start.

Should be begin?
- One... here it is.

I won't survive! I won't.

I won't survive!

Don't be mad.

Don't come after me. I am going
to jump. - Neeru come back...

Why do you want to die.
Come back, Neeru!

Neeru, Stop.
Paali Stop her. Neeru!

HeV» what's going on!

Neeru! Neeru!

Neeru, wait!
- What's wrong with her?

Neeru ! At least stop
and listen.

Oh God. I won't live.

Stop! - What have you
done to my Neeru..

"That she is sprinting like
olypian like Milkha Singh?

Mr. Subedar, did someting
transpired between you two?

We have had many things
between us..

...which one should I tell you?
- I'm gonnaiump!

Hey, she's going to die
due to you guy!

But she was happy with him.

Does one die
out of happiness?

If anything happens to my wife".

...I'll kill each one of you.

I am here!

We went ahead?

I won't survie.
lam gone for good.

I am gong, yeah.
- Neeru!

New“!

I am dead.
Oh, so cold water!

It's too cold!
- Neeru!

Yeah!
- Neeru..

Your Subedar is here for you!
- Hey, he too has jumped in!

Hey, now what's this now?

Buddy, one should not
be so besotted!

Throw some pebbles at him.
- Stones and pebbles won't help.

They way he is, if we throw
this bridge over him it may work.

Hey, I've saved her.
Why need more people for it?

God,I am dead!
- Hey, the one who'd have"

...he standing aside.
It's me who saved her.

Rascals, now we will have
to jump in too.

Com e.
- Yeah, let's.

Felow is mad!

Neeru! I am here.

Mr. Subedar, leave her now.

Let her go.
If you dare touch my Neeru..

...I shall drown you here itself.

Leave her. - Rascals are here
to save now after everything.

Subedar, let her go now.
- No, It's me who has saved her.

Sheis mine now.
Get back.

She is mine.
- No she's mine.

No, sheis mine.
- She's mine.

She belongs to me.

Hey, she is gone! Gone!

Neeru! My Neeru!

My Neeru has Slipped!

Neeru!
- Wow, good.

Neeru!
- I am gone!

Good bye!

Subedar, come. She's drowned.
Lest, we too drown.

New“!

My Sister!

Where are you gone?

Who would be my company now?

Uncle, have some water.

I h ate water.
Take it away!

Mr. Subedar drinking it.

What't the fault of water
in this?

What you got to loose.
You have other woman too.

Why are you saying this?
We too tried our best.

You call it saving her?

It's me who was actually
saving her.

You rascals jumped on to me
as if I was not helping her.

Before my eyes Neeru
was swept away in water"

...as if a undrgarment is
swept away.

Those who killed my sister...
Your sister will...

Tell him who killed her?
Now acting here.

Will you make invitigation?

Let it be, now let's
prepare for last rites.

Rascals, she did not jump
on her own.

Bullied and harassed from you
guys, sheiumped in water.

Say it openly,
what you mean.

Don't make me say it.

Once your sister tried to jump
now see what happend to her.

If you had married her to me
a nice guy like me..

...then the canal in which
she has died..

...she would have been
boating with me in it.

Uncle, please stop.

What was to happen has happened.
- Nothing has happend as yet.

Also, do you know
better than me?

Just sitting here you're
making gussess.

Just, chanting the name
of God..

...my sister became one
with the God.

Now who'll tie the sacred
thread on my wrist?

Now my life wil be hell.

Now forget it.

At least my sister has paid
the rent for this month.

May I stay in her place?
- Should I teach you?

My dad was right when he said...

"that man in father-in-laws' house,
and in sister's house he is a dog.

And you are asking to stay
in you sister's house?

Not yours sister, you don't
deserve to be cursed in her name.

I can't even abuse you
in name of your sister.

Neeru.

Love you.

Yes, Paali.
- Mintu!

Where is Hano, why doesn't
she come to school?

Come on, at leasi ask about me
why don't I come to school.

Man, tell me where she's?
She doesn't even pick the phone.

She has left the school.
- “my?

How am Ito know?

Take this one out.

Here I am.

Junior! Where is Hano madam?

She's gone to Gurdwara.

Now begin.

Strange!

Why don't you take my call?

You've also left school
without informing.

Do you know how bothered I was?

Are you all right?

Thank God. Know, I was
getting strange thoughts.

If something has gone
wrong with you.

You really care so much for me?

Why not?

If I don't say, it does not mean
that I do not...

Paali.

Day after it's my engagement.

Engagement?

But I was under the impression
that you like me.

Havel ever denied it?

Then this engagement?
What's all this?... This relationship

Last week my sister finalized it.

A person who don't even know..

...how could you get
engaged to him?

He is my sister's younger
brother-in-law.

Both the families have
decided this.

Then what'd become of me?

Paali..

...you are really a good man.

You'll find a very good girl.

The one girl good girl I found..

...she is abandoning me now.

Perhaps, fate had this in store.

"Hidden within praying hands,
my prayers weep"

"My prayers are weep"

"Hidden within praying hands,
my prayers weep"

"My prayers weep"

"Hidden among leaves, winds weep"

"Winds weep"

"Where, my love, once
we used to meet"

"Today hugging u=---"

"Today hugging us
those places weep"

"Those places weep"

"Hidden among leaves,
winds weep"

"Winds weep"

"Parterres have gone,
ruins have remained"

"I've been just left sitting
within the temple"

"Have been left in the temple"

"My love has left,
I've lost everything"

"My love has left,
I've lost everything"

"While leaving my call to her
they weep"

"My calls to her weep"

"Hidden within praying hands,
my prayers weep"

"My prayers weep"

She's Getting engaged..

"And you are sitting here idle?

So go and celebrate.
- What?

What else can I say?

We only came to know today
that this guy is love too.

But now say what to do?

Engagement will have
to be stopped.

Have you gone mad? It's an
engagement, not a joke.

So should we let your life
become a joke, should we?

Afterwards keep crying bitterly.
Okay?

No, man.

She's happy wherever
she is getting engaged.

And her happiness is
my happiness too.

Look, Paali. We aren't going to
let her get engaged.

Why not if we have to
break som one's limbs.

Listen to me.

If you even mentioned
of breaking the engagement.

...I shall break every one's
legs here.

So you've the medal now?

Now say, what to do?

I have an idea.

The man who is getting engaged..

...let's make allegation that
heis already married.

Good idea, man.

But who will do it?

You!
You'll be his first wife.

Get lost, damn you!

I've come to be a hero and you guys
turned me into a housewife!

Why, can't you do this
much for your friends?

I have hardly got rid of
this old man..

...and if I stayed back with you guys
I'll reallybe going after a boy.

Get lost!

All the time you ask me
to become a woman.

Babbu, now you have to
do soemthing.

Oh, no!I can't face
all those people.

If you became a hit singer tomrrow,
how would you sing on stage?

Now stop giving excuses and
prepare to become a lady.

Else I'll not let you remain a man.

Babbu, he has left.

Hurry and get ready.

Get up. - Has he left?
- Yes.

Babbu.. I think this is...

Thank you.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

So many things to eat...
shall we eat something?

You want to eat?
Go...

Welcome! Welcome!

Hello!
- Be seated.

Waiter, bring some refreshments
fot bro and sis-in-law.

Where have they all gone?

If Paali's girlfriend gets
married to someone else..

"These guys will blame
me for all my life.

Hey! Stop!

Hold on.

Move on.

One more...They are treating so well,
I feel like staying here.

Don't talk rubbish.
Eat quickly.

This is the place.
Stop.

Hem What it is!?

I too aman as fare,
and now this woman?

What's to you?
Take your money and run.

Are the rituals over?

Come on, rites are still
to take place.

I am detroyed!

Stop this engagement ceremony!

This guy was first wedded to me!

I am going to be the mother
of this guy!

Stop this engagement!
- What nonsense!

I am not talking nonseense,
I'm telling the truth.

Wham?

Oh! I thoght it's an engegment
cerem oney.

I am really sorry.

He wasn't so disgraced alive
as you've done it after his death.

Now, before him we shall
complete your last rites.

No, no!
- Get hold of him!

Where is my money
for the supplies?

He is my son.
Takea look.

Boy is good. I can find him
nurmerous alliances.

But just tell me what
does he do?

He has gone to the city
to be an actor.

On his face I might have
called him anything"

"but I'm sure he'll be a
great actor someday.

And the world would run...
- Hey, get hold of him.

Hey, get hold of him!

Hey, you Pindya you
catch him.

Get him!

Don't let him escape.
- She's reversed.

Someone catch him!

He's making us run!

Go after him!

Brother, why are you after him?
- We won't spare him.

Man, why are you...

Why all these guys are
after my son?

Which one is your son
among them?

The one who is running
as a woman upfront.

Hey, congratulations! Your son
is gonna be a mother.

What nonsense it is! I'm laready
a heart patient. What congrats?

That's why people are after
him to hammer him.

It's me who is going to
beat him up!

Shameless fellow got
spoilet in the city!

Catch him!
- Let him go.

Don't let him escape!
- The girl is pregnant.

Oh, dear aunt!
Thank you.

Enough... You go...

A man should not be poor.

At least finish why you are here
instead of hogging.

Let me finish, engagement
hasn't begun yet.

Let me eat.
I'm starving since morning.

0k, Shagan, now put the ring on.

Look, she's putting the ring on.

Now go and yell
he's married to you!

Man, let me eat the fritters.
- Are you here to eat?

Why don't you yell!
- Am I lady here or you?

Com e. I will say it.

Hano, now you.

Stop g

This engagement can't
take place.

This boy is married
to my sister.

Hey! Who are you?

He is married to me, sir.

Rascal, finish the fritters
then speak.

I don't know her.

Don't say that my Prince!

Don't act like this.

How could you forget those
moment you spent with me?

What m om ents?
What marriage?

Why're you talking nonsense?

Don't be so cruel, dear.

I am married to you.

He is already married...

Now what's this problem?

What did I lack?

I just got few pains in tummy,
that's all?

Damn you, at least you
could made some better excuse!

What happened?

This guy say that this man here
is married to her sister.

What is it?

Oh, Subedar.

Jass, you?

Which sister of yours
is married to him?

The one standing with me.

But she's his wife,
not sister.

Mr. Subdar, don't involve
in our problems.

She is my siter and there
is her hubby.

How could I be married
to your sister?

Hello, Paali!
- Yes, Mintu?

Madam's boyfriend
is already married.

Wham?

Yeah, a lady here claiming..

...that this boy is already
married to her.

Consider engagement is broken
and you'll have your chance.

Yes, Gippy brother!
Yes, Billu?

Bro, that woman just
entered in the wedding hall.

Which woman?

The same wom an
who slapped you.

Shut up!
- Don't you feel ashamed..

...that you are trying to
destroy this realtion.

Rascal, you are calling
your wife you sister!

Mr. Subedar, you don't understand.

She is my sister.
You're not in your senses now.

Agreed that I am a bit upset
with the death of my Neeru..

"But it does not mean that
I'velosl my mind.

This engagement can't be

Hey, how come she is here?

I mean, he has come around.

How'd I know?

Now who is she?

This man is married to me.

New“!

Who are you?
Return by husband back.

And who she is ?

Sheis my Neeru.

Just now you said
she is dead.

Why, you wanna offer
wreath to her?

Neeru, you survived?

Why are you calling me Neeru?
I'm Japuii.

And he is my husband.

Who this wretched woman,
stop her.

Who Neeru and which Japuii?

Don't know from where
she popped up.

Now he is yor hubby too?

Is he some Prince who
has three grils after him.

Village folk!

If this boy and anyone
of these woman"

...if proved wrong..

...then I shall not let you
escape form the village.

How can you say that?
Am I lying?

He is indeed my husband.

You mean she is lying
who has claimed before you?

You?

Why are you here?
Go away!

I did this because of you
and you are asking me to go?

He is my husband!

Your husband is Paali,
damn you man-eater!

Leaving him you are after this
man, Am I dead?

Had notl said no to you?

You still did not stop.

Paali, good that you came.

He is the Neeru's real husband.

Paali !

You were already married?

Now why this startled look?

Why not say that Neeru
is your wife?

Wham?

Uncle, she could be here too.

Com e.

Uncle, what happend?

Asking me what happened?
Nothing has happend to me.

Ask the one who has
lost his mind.

Jass, you're here?

People try to avoid
making sisters"

...in the groom is trying
to make her wife a sister.

Neeru sisin-law?!

You are still alive?

Why are you repeting Neeru?
Watch less Punjabi movies.

I am JaPuiL yeah'

which Japuji, who acts
in Hollywood movies?

But she too is bem oaned
in Puinabi movies.

Oh! You may have your
chater later"

"first decide about this boy.

Yeah. You were here first.
You speak.

I have told you, he's
wedded to my sister.

Sister that too yours?

Here she stands.

She's Babbu's sister Pinki.

Man, she's isn't Babbu's
she is my sister.

Shagan, who is she?

Sis-in-law, I swear upon you.

Marriage if far fetched.
I don't even know her.

Aren't you ashamed.
I'm going to be your child's mother.

But seeing you it dose not look
that you're pregnent.

She speaking untruth.
She's having no child.

Just the last week I got her
cheked from a doctor.

What nonseense!

What can I do if the
things are coming out.

Whoever you are,
please go away.

Why you want to destroy
my sister's home?

Jass, have you gone mad?

She isn't your sister,
she's your wife.

Laddi, you don't understand.
She's not my wife, she's my sister.

Had your mother brought you
a sister in dowery?

Dad, you're here?

Come on, guy!

Bring the stretcher out.

Bring him out carefully,
he might scatter.

Dad, listen to me.

We are here to save
this girl's home.

Have shame, how many
statements will you change?

Sometimes you call her wife,
sister or even a daughter!

Whichever realtions you can have
with a woman you've made it.

Hey, you talk to father now!

Listen! Where is my son who
has come with him?

Uncle have patience.
You'll find everyone here.

May I have juice?

Admit me to some good hospital
please!

Guys, wanna eat?

Do you want eat something?
Yeah, let's eat before the fracas.

Hey, serve here!

Sister, Saw! Now go ahead
force engagement with me.

Hey, I don't know who she is!

Uncle!

She's his wife.

Has anyone seen my son
women?

Now you're interfering us
with your problem.

Who are you?

I'm came with him .

And who your are?
- I camewith him.

Are you guys man or sheep that
you follow each other.

Who's called you here?

Mr. Subedar, he is my father.

You better keep quite.
I won't believe you ever.

As all thewomen's relations are
over, so now you after mens'?

Belive me, he is my father.
- Both of them?

No,just one.
And he's Neeru's.

Neeru'= Papa?

Rascals, whose father you
are trying to make me?

Daddy! Daddy dear!

Your son is at your feet.

Why are you just watching,
hug me, sir.

Bless me and hug me.

Seems he's offering his
daughter to me.

I am not offering
my daughter, sir.

Instead I'm asking for your
daughter's hand.

Has your mother given
birth to my daughter?

There sheis.

Neeru.
- Neeru? Yes.

Sis,I am feeling dizzy.

Neeru, at least say now,
what it is?

I am Japuii.
Neeru is no more.

The way you've trobled me,
I am gonna finish Japuji too now.

L will kill Japuji.

Tell me you'reJapuu]I?
- My son!

He's killing me! Killed me!

He's killing me!
- Hey, the same woman?

Come on guys.
Here she is hiding.

Stop g

first we've to beat aunt!

Come then.

Oh God!
- Now come forward.

OhJnyGod!

Take me to the back.

Take me back.

Hey, he's assembled
the village folk.

Hey, she is has goons with her.

Get back.
- Brother, make truce.

Don't take up fight with her.
She has goons with her.

Hey, are you with goons?
Don't be afraid.

We shall beat up each of them.

Sweaty, be ashamed.
She has more goons than you.

Go on!
- Hey, what's happening?

God, stop it.
- Look there.

What trouble is this?

He?' "ll set hurt!

Neeru!
No, I Japuii. - Ustn to me.

Every oneis stuck.

What's going on?

Why are we fighting?
You're here to break engagement

Then what? Am I here for
a fancy dress com petation?

Those who have friend like you
they don't need enemies.

What's the m after?

Bro, we came here to
break the engagement.

But seems, we are going
to return with broken bones.

I won't allow to break
the engagement.

So what can you do now?

Both of should remove your wigs
and tell them you're guys.

Hey, Subedar fellow is here too.

If the truth comes out
we'll be criminally booked.

Better run now itself.

How can we run,
it's a matter of his life.

Remove wigs and come there.

Please stop it!
I said, stop it!

Ram!

Uncle, it's me Neeru.

Madam!

Who are they.'

Madam,they are my friend.

Why were they here to
stop my engagement?

You brought them, isn't it?

Paali, if I did not accept your love
will you take revenge from me?

Sister, you were right.

That I accepted your sugestion
and agreed for other relation.

Had I married you
I'd have repented all my life.

Had not I told you..

...that I do not know these guys.
They all the cheats.

You turned out to be
a big deceiver.

Sister, please take me away
from here.

'Nah a minute, Reno.

He isn't married.

He is right, Hano.
Paali, did not deceive you.

No!

I am Depfi.

I am the Neeru..

...and I am the Japuii.

What happend?

Get off me! All women
apear to me men like.

And I too am not Pinki.

I'm Babbu.

Hano, it's our plan to get
your engagement broken.

Hearing of your engagement,
he's was so distraught.

If we hadn't ask him today,
he'd have never told us..

"That's what pains his heart.

He truly loves you.

That's why our conscience
has woken up.

Otherwise, we never woke
up before ten in morning.

Every fault is ours.
He's not at fault.

His only fault is that
he loved you with all his heart.

And took you as everything
of his.

Today, everything of his
going far from him.

Ram!

I was wrong.

You may find who can give
you a bright future"

"but you rarely get
a true lover.

The boy, who for your happiness..

...sacrificed all his happiness..

...and was going away..

"How deeply he must love you?

The mistake I made"

...you can correct it now.

Paali!
- Palli?

Paali has left, Hano.

Go my child, stop him.

'Ix, Rano.
Stop P aah .

Ram!

Paali !

After so much,
you are leaving?

I know I was wrong.

If I had not told of my feelings
to my friends"

"this would not have happend.

If you had not said it..

"Perhaps we would have
parted forever.

I always wished to be with you.

Paali, forgive me.

I could not undrstand you.

I too had many things in my heart.

But I could say it.

Today, before your true love..

...my sister's apprehensions
too have lost.

Really?

Really.

I really like you.

Come on, had your sister
had agreed earlier..

...then lots of money spent on
engagement would've been saved.

Are you mad somehow?

You've made me one.

Sorry, Mr. Subedar.

Just to rent a house,
we hurt your feelings.

It would have been better
had I martyred in army days.

If not then, I should have taken
posion today and died.

So, at least, your truth
I would not have to face.

Any way, consider that
your Neeru is dead.

And as far as rest of
your life is concerned"

"spend it with her memories.

Rascal, with such worst
memories..

...I don't feel like living
even for a moment.

The moment I enter my house,
it will make fun of me.

I fail to understand where should
Subedar Kripal Singh Gill go?

Please, don't be disheartened.

'L'lll you don't compose
yourself..

...I promise..

...I'll come everyday to you for
an hour as a woman.

If you ever came near me
as a woman..

...I will forget that you
are a man.

Solider has gone insane!
He's gone insane!

Yes he's gone mad.