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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:04,369 - NOW, THE REASON WE'RE HERE 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:07,505 IS TO LOVE EACH OTHER 3 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:11,251 TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER 4 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:15,249 WHEN LOVE WALKS IN THE ROOM 5 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:18,553 EVERYBODY STAND UP 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:21,386 OH, IT'S GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,622 TO SAY I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,357 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,109 - HERE ARE A FEW EMERGENCY NUMBERS WHILE WE'RE GONE. 10 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,469 - AUNT COLLEEN, I'M 23. 11 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,707 I KNOW 911. 12 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,711 - AH, SURE, WHEN THINGS ARE CALM, BEN. 13 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,083 BUT HOW ABOUT IF SOME CRAZED GUY WITH A SHOTGUN 14 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,083 BLOWS APART THE FRONT DOOR? 15 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,124 - [chuckles] IT'S A REALLY NICE NEIGHBORHOOD... 16 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,319 EXCEPT WHEN IT ISN'T. 17 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,650 - WHAT? 18 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,085 - UH, JUDD? - YEAH? 19 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,461 - WHY ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR BIG POCKETBOOK? 20 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,619 - THAT'S MY CAMERA BAG. 21 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,287 I'M GONNA DOCUMENT OUR TRIP TO NEW YORK. 22 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,426 - OH. WELL, BRING THE WIDE-ANGLE LENS 23 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,461 BECAUSE I PLAN ON SUCKING DOWN 24 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,496 A LOT OF DIRTY-WATER HOT DOGS. 25 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,402 - ALREADY PACKED IT, 26 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,103 ALONG WITH A QUICK-DISSOLVING ANTACID. 27 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,095 - OHH! YOU'RE THE BEST. 28 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,096 - MM. - MWAH! 29 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,497 OH, AND, BEN, 30 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,668 I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT WE DIDN'T FLY YOU OUT 31 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,306 JUST TO HOUSE-SIT, OKAY? 32 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,882 WE REALLY WANT YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR TIME HERE, 33 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,350 BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT IT'S BEEN REALLY TOUGH 34 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,450 WITH, UH... [whispering] GWENDY. 35 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,123 - YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO WHISPER IT, OKAY? 36 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,763 GWENDY! [chuckles] GWENDY BROKE UP WITH ME! 37 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,258 LOOK! GWENDY. 38 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,361 - WOW, WE NEED TO PACK THE RAZORBLADES AND THE KNIVES. 39 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,593 OH, AND THERE'S PILLS HERE. 40 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,227 THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP. 41 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,603 - YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT ME. 42 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,500 I'M NOT SUICIDAL, AND EVEN IF I WAS, 43 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,602 I WOULDN'T LEAVE THAT KIND OF MESS IN YOUR HOUSE. 44 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,874 - THANKS, SWEETIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY RESPONSIBLE. 45 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,643 [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, LOOK, HAVE A VERY RELAXING WEEKEND. 46 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,343 AND THOSE ARE THE EMERGENCY NUMBERS 47 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,835 IN CASE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS-- 48 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,206 UM, EARTHQUAKE, RIOT, TSUNAMI, 49 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,305 BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE THINGS CAN HAPPEN HERE. 50 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,347 - COLLEEN... - WHAT? I WORRY BECAUSE I LOVE. 51 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,383 - HEY, BEN... - BYE. 52 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,187 - HERE'S ANOTHER LIST-- 53 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,718 SEVEN BARS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE. 54 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,263 GO BOOZE YOUR TROUBLES AWAY. 55 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,759 - WOW, THERE'S EVEN A MAP. 56 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,760 HMM. WELL, WHAT ARE THESE STARS? 57 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,392 - OH, THOSE ARE FAST-FOOD RESTAURANTS 58 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,497 FOR THE WALK HOME. 59 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,758 DO FRIES MEND A BROKEN HEART? 60 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,726 YES. IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF THEM, THEY DO. 61 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,604 BEN... 62 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,503 LIVE A LITTLE, OKAY? 63 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,305 OH, AND NO CALLING, UH... [whispers] GWENDY. 64 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,180 - HEY, GWENDY, GUESS YOU'RE NOT THERE AGAIN. 65 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:32,647 UH, IT'S BEEN A CRAZY COUPLE DAYS OVER HERE, THOUGH-- 66 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,956 NONSTOP PARTIES AND CARNIVALS. 67 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,629 SO I'M NOT STALKING. 68 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:41,398 I JUST SAW THE FUNNIEST THING THAT MADE ME THINK OF YOU. 69 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:44,299 I ALSO SAW THAT YOU CHANGED YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS 70 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,402 FROM "IN A RELATIONSHIP" TO "SINGLE." 71 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,874 "IT'S COMPLICATED" SEEMS MORE APPROPRIATE. 72 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:52,542 [chuckles] BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TOO, SO... 73 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,913 CALL ME BACK. 74 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,741 BYE. 75 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:56,776 UHH! 76 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,350 - COLLEEN, IT'S OVER! 77 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,910 SCREW THE SEPARATION. 78 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,218 RICO AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 79 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,651 I AM SO DONE WITH HIM. 80 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,745 IN FACT, I AM DONE WITH ALL MEN. 81 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:11,287 THAT'S RIGHT, I AM READY TO SCISSOR, SISTER. 82 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,455 WHO ARE YOU? 83 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,463 - I'M BEN, THE HOUSE SITTER IN CHARGE. 84 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,396 - OH, RIGHT... 85 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,701 NEPHEW BEN. 86 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,472 THE WAY COLLEEN TALKS ABOUT YOU, 87 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,841 I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE A GROWN-UP. 88 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,539 - WELL, SHE HASN'T SEEN ME IN A YEAR. 89 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,782 I'VE GROWN AN INCH AND WENT UP A PANT SIZE. 90 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,878 PROBABLY WEIRD, TALKING ABOUT MY PANTS. 91 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,250 - I'M MARISSA, AND MY LIFE IS OVER. 92 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,520 COLLEEN LETS ME STAY HERE WHEN MY LIFE IS OVER. 93 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,748 - WELL, I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HER A RING-- 94 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:39,354 NOT THAT I DON'T TRUST YOU. 95 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,517 VOICE MAIL-- 96 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,024 AH, WILL NO WOMAN TAKE MY CALL? 97 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,626 HEY, AUNT COLLEEN, THERE'S A MARISSA HERE. 98 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,989 [glass breaks] - OH. 99 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,457 SORRY. 100 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:52,567 HEY, COLL, I'M LEAVING RICO FOR GOOD. 101 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,500 THAT'S RIGHT. HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY. 102 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,495 I WANT TO FILL A PILLOWCASE WITH DEAD TURTLES 103 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,337 AND BASH HIS FACE IN. 104 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,842 - I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT'S OKAY THAT SHE'S HERE. 105 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,514 ALSO, IF ANYTHING'S BROKEN... 106 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,553 [whispering] IT WASN'T ME. OKAY, BYE. 107 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:10,050 UM, SO SINCE I COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH MY AUNT, 108 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,893 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 109 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,749 - [laughs] 110 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,287 YOU'RE ADORABLE. 111 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,063 OW. I THINK I TWEAKED MY SHOULDER 112 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,360 WHEN I FLIPPED OVER THE DINING-ROOM TABLE. 113 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,303 I NEED A HOT SHOWER. UNZIP ME. 114 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,760 - UH, MAYBE I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. 115 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,967 - HONEY, LET'S GO. - OKAY. 116 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,868 UH, I THINK I DID SOMETHING. 117 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,636 - IT'S--IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. IT TAKES PRACTICE. 118 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,380 - YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, WITH A SORE MUSCLE, 119 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,315 YOU SHOULD GO COLD, THEN HOT. 120 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,791 - FREE TO JOIN! 121 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,688 - BUT, UH, NO, YOU DO YOUR THING! 122 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,863 - ISN'T THIS FUN? 123 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,531 ME, YOU, WINE. 124 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,761 ARE YOU OVER 21? 125 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,855 - UH, YES. BUT, NO, THANK YOU. 126 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,327 I NEED TO BE ALERT. 127 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,466 - WHAT'S WITH THE EDDIE HASKELL ROUTINE? 128 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,371 - WHO? - WOW. 129 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:05,373 [sighs deeply] 130 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,336 WHY ARE MEN SUCH LOADS? 131 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,506 OOH, LOOK... 132 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,614 "FRAIL WINTER, A SHORT PLAY BY JUDD ROUSCHER." 133 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,447 - UH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 134 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,392 - "INTERIOR-- ENGLISH ABBEY, 1640. 135 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,748 SISTER ABBY WALKS THROUGH THE ABBEY." 136 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:23,617 - PUT IT BACK. THAT SOUNDS PRIVATE AND POORLY WRITTEN. 137 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,587 - EASE UP ON ME, BEN. JEEZ. 138 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,426 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 139 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,561 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HEARTBROKEN. 140 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,697 - YES, I DO. 141 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,131 - OHH. 142 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,565 POOR LITTLE PUPPY. 143 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,841 WHO IS SHE? 144 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,868 - THIS GIRL, GWENDY. 145 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:37,974 - I HATE HER. GO ON. 146 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,535 - WELL, SHE BROKE MY HEART, 147 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,744 RIPPED IT TO PIECES, 148 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,105 AND THEN SHOVED THE BLOODY CHAOS 149 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,053 BACK INTO MY GAPING CHEST HOLE. 150 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,608 - AND HER NAME'S STUPID. 151 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,577 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR A BLOODY-CHAOS HEART? 152 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,777 TALKING. 153 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,748 AND LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M A GREAT LISTENER. 154 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,756 - SO THEN I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE 155 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,962 AND BOUGHT ALL THE INGREDIENTS 156 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,934 FOR A SURPRISE CANDLELIGHT DINNER-- 157 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,973 TOMATOES, GOAT CHEESE, BEETS, 158 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,669 BECAUSE I FIGURED I'D START WITH A SALAD. 159 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,641 - BEN... - WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, 160 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,940 ONE MINUTE, I'M MAKING HER THIS SURPRISE DINNER, 161 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,613 AND THEN THE NEXT, IT'S OVER. 162 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,442 HUH! 163 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,076 I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS. 164 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,450 TO CARRY A POT ROAST UP A FIRE ESCAPE? 165 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,650 - OKAY, ALL I CAN SAY 166 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,982 IS THAT I HAVE KNOWN A LOT OF MEN IN MY LIFE, 167 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,687 AND ANY WOMAN WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 168 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,560 - REALLY? 169 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,790 WHY? 170 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,664 - BECAUSE YOU'RE SWEET. 171 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,833 AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAIRY, BUT NOT TOO HAIRY. 172 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,803 - I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT MYSELF. 173 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,732 AND THERE'S NO WAY RICO'S GOOD ENOUGH 174 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:44,768 FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR BEAUTY AND SHAPE. 175 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,180 - THE DESTINATION IS UP TO ME 176 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,780 - WHOA. I'M SORRY. 177 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,952 IT'S JUST GWENDY AND RICO... [chuckles] 178 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,521 - LOOK, MY MARRIAGE WITH RICO IS OVER. 179 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,990 AND YOUR THREE-MONTH TICKLE PARTY IS ALSO OVER. 180 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,789 - WHOA, WE DID WAY MORE THAN TICKLE. 181 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:05,661 - TRUST ME, THE WAY TO GET PAST RELATIONSHIPS IS TO TALK 182 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,203 AND THEN... 183 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,228 TO STOP TALKING. 184 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,573 - I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL. 185 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,235 - HOW DID THAT FEEL? 186 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,843 - GOOD. 187 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,778 I WISH I HAD A CIGARETTE. 188 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,547 NO, A PIPE, OH, AND A FEDORA! 189 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,956 - YOU NEED TO DREAM BIGGER, BEN. 190 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,588 GOD, I NEEDED THAT. 191 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,585 I'M GETTING A DRINK. 192 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,874 - I LOVE YOU. 193 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,575 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 194 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,280 I MADE YOU HEART-SHAPED PANCAKES. 195 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,751 - EW, CARBS. 196 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,750 - WELL, I CAN MAKE YOU AN OMELET IF YOU WANT. 197 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,182 UH, WON'T BE SHAPED LIKE ANYTHING, THOUGH, 198 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,746 EXCEPT AN OMELET. 199 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,755 - IT'S OKAY. I'M MORE OF A DRINKER THAN AN EATER. 200 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:10,258 - SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 201 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,860 - NO, DON'T CHANGE YOUR PLANS FOR ME. 202 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,092 I THINK I'M GONNA BORROW COLLEEN'S I.D., 203 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,527 HIT THE FANCY GYM, 204 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,103 NAP IN MY CAR. 205 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,600 ALL RIGHT, BEN, SEE YOU IN A BIT. 206 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,803 - OKAY. 207 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,074 - I EVEN SUCCEED 208 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,872 IF YOU LOOK AT MY LIFE 209 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,235 [cell phone ringing] 210 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,713 I CAN'T COMPLAIN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 211 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,982 - HI, AUNT COLLEEN. 212 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,110 - OH, HEY, BEN. 213 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,614 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU SOONER. 214 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,676 I COULDN'T FIND MY PHONE. 215 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,784 IT WAS IN UNCLE JUDD'S POCKETBOOK. 216 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,546 SO IS MARISSA DRIVING YOU CRAZY? 217 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,645 - OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. SHE'S A WONDERFUL HOUSEGUEST. 218 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,988 - SO RICO FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY? 219 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,093 - I KNOW. TYPICAL RICO, RIGHT? 220 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,855 - OH, POOR MARISSA. 221 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,664 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER TO TAHOE. 222 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,256 SHE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO DRINKING IN THE SNOW. 223 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,168 - TAHOE. REALLY? 224 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,330 WELL, DON'T WORRY. 225 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,867 MARISSA'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY. 226 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,044 - OH, GOD. 227 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,741 - WHAT? [car horn honking] 228 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,143 - UGH. NOTHING. 229 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,884 YOUR UNCLE JUDD'S AN IDIOT. 230 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,650 - OKAY, WELL, I HAVE LOTS TO DO, SO TOODLE-OO. 231 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,079 - OKAY, BYE. 232 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,763 NATHAN, LAST NIGHT I BECAME A MAN. 233 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,262 - DID SHE ASK YOU TO PULL HER HAIR? 234 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,263 I HEARD OLDER WOMEN LIKE THEIR HAIR PULLED. 235 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,825 - NO, SHE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO. 236 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,734 THE PRESSURE WAS OFF. THERE WAS NO GUESSING. 237 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,166 IT WAS AMAZING. 238 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,340 SHE SAID SHE NEEDED ME. 239 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,669 - WHAT ABOUT GWENDY? 240 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,774 - HA! GWENDY. GWENDY'S A CHILD. 241 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,876 REMEMBER WHAT IT FELT LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU BOWLED 242 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,178 WITH THE BUMPERS OFF? 243 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,379 - SURE. IT WAS EXHILARATING. 244 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,911 - EXACTLY. OH, HERE SHE COMES. 245 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,377 BE READY IN FIVE. 246 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,354 SHE'S BACK 247 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,153 THE BIRTHDAY GIRL IS BACK 248 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,316 - YOU'RE WEIRDING ME OUT, NOT IN AN EXCITING WAY. 249 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,385 - [gasps] RIGHT THIS WAY, MY LADY. 250 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,893 WELCOME TO FAUX TAHOE! 251 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,227 - HOLY... 252 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,802 - OR LAKE TA-FAUX. 253 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,970 I COULDN'T PICK. 254 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,129 I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE OVER THE TOP, 255 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,268 BUT BIRTHDAYS ARE IMPORTANT, 256 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,142 AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GREAT ONE. 257 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,241 - BEN, LOOK... 258 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,172 - A HOT TODDY ON A COLD WINTER'S DAY? 259 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,148 - TASTY TODDY. 260 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,749 - MARISSA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE. 261 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:18,152 WE PURSUE MASTER'S DEGREES IN MEDIEVAL STUDIES BY DAY, 262 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,185 BUT WE'RE ALSO KNOWN AS... 263 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,160 THE MASTER MINSTRELS, 264 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,089 BUT WITH NO RACIST UNDERTONES. 265 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,064 - BEN, SERIOUSLY, UM, WE--WE NEED TO TALK. 266 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,033 all: I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU 267 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,431 LIKE YOU WANT ME TO 268 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,133 AND I'LL HOLD YOU TIGHT 269 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,136 BABY, ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT 270 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,138 [knock on door] 271 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,809 - MARISSA? 272 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,008 - RICO! 273 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,809 all: LIKE YOU WANT ME TO - GUYS... 274 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,741 all: AND I WILL NOT LET GO-- 275 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,307 - OHH. 276 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,005 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 277 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,017 - I'M HERE TO MAKE AMENDS, BABY... 278 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,149 WITH A SNOW GLOBE. 279 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,853 - UH, I TURNED THE WHOLE HOUSE INTO SNOW GLOBE, SO... 280 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,987 - RICO... 281 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,433 I MADE LOVE TO THIS YOUNG MAN. 282 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,858 - OBVIOUSLY. 283 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,404 - RUN, BEN. RUN NOW. 284 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,829 - YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO OUR HOME. 285 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,166 YOU NEED TO LEAVE... 286 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,901 PLEASE... 287 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:10,967 OFFICER. 288 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,844 - LOOK, LITTLE MAN, I'M NOT HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE. 289 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,084 MARISSA HAD EVERY RIGHT TO... 290 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,109 FIND YOU. 291 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,914 WE'RE SEPARATED, AND... 292 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,306 I FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY. 293 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,277 BUT I'M HERE NOW, BABY. 294 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,186 - OH, SWEETIE! - WHAT? 295 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,848 NO! NO "OH, SWEETIE." 296 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,387 HE HURT YOU, AND GWENDY HURT ME, 297 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,091 AND WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 298 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,493 - [chuckles] 299 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,734 NO, BEN, WE'RE NOT. 300 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,201 - I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN. 301 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,199 YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW, OR... 302 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,802 I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE. 303 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,944 THAT'S RIGHT. 304 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,239 I WRESTLED IN HIGH SCHOOL. 305 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,440 - ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN, SPIDER MONKEY. 306 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,311 IT AIN'T HAPPENING. 307 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,908 - OH, IT MOST CERTAINLY IS HAPPENING, 308 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,911 'CAUSE I CAN'T LOSE THE GIRL AGAIN. 309 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,783 MY HEART WON'T TAKE IT! 310 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,012 I CAN'T TAKE IT! 311 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,246 - BEN, NO! - OW, OW, OW, OW! 312 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,922 [whimpers] 313 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,420 THAT WAS HUMBLING. 314 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,891 - TRULY. 315 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,020 - BABE... 316 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,015 WILL YOU GIVE ME A SEC? I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE. 317 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,427 - SURE. 318 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,799 - WHA... 319 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,998 - LOOK, BEN, I'M SORRY I LET THINGS GET SO OUT OF HAND. 320 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,504 I'LL ALWAYS LOVE RICO. 321 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,435 AND AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR CHIVALRY, 322 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,271 WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME. 323 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,008 YOU STILL LOVE GWENDY. 324 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,183 - I STILL LOVE GWENDY. 325 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,782 - AT LEAST NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU. 326 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,976 - BECAUSE I'M PHYSICALLY WEAK? 327 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,388 - YOU'RE TOO CLINGY. 328 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,019 - I'M NOT CLINGY. 329 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,324 I'M ROMANTIC. 330 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,015 - THAT'S A FINE LINE, BEN. 331 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,287 PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY IT'S THE GUYS WHO LIKE THE CHASE, 332 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,556 BUT WOMEN DO TOO. 333 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,263 YOU'RE JUST YOUNG. 334 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,995 THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU TO FIND THAT BALANCE. 335 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,532 [cell phone ringing] 336 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,537 - GWENDY! - NOPE! 337 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,098 - NO, NO, NO! 338 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,397 GIVE IT BACK! 339 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,868 I NEED TO ANSWER! 340 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,277 GIVE IT TO ME, WITCH! 341 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,038 - NO. YOU NEED TO DO EXACTLY 342 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,807 WHAT YOU SET OUT DO TO THIS WEEKEND. 343 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,046 YOU NEED SEPARATION FROM GWENDY. 344 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,451 AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS BY NOT SPEAKING TO HER. 345 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,493 YOU NEED DISTANCE AND PERSPECTIVE. 346 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,088 - WHAT? I DON'T WANT EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. 347 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,320 I WANT GWENDY! 348 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,485 I AM CLINGY. SHE ALREADY KNOWS. 349 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,474 - THANK YOU FOR A BIRTHDAY I'LL NEVER FORGET... 350 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,135 AND FOR A REALLY GOOD TODDY. 351 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:37,516 all: DAY IS DONE 352 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,890 GONE THE SUN 353 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,892 FROM THE LAKES, FROM THE HILLS 354 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,326 FROM THE SKY 355 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:53,332 [Ben joins in] ALL IS WELL 356 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:57,396 SAFELY REST 357 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:03,277 GOD IS NEAR 358 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,664 - AH, GOOD MORNING... 359 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,302 PRETTY LADY. 360 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,030 - YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME. 361 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,125 - YES, I DO. 362 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,336 BUT IF I SAY IT NOW, IT'LL BE BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, 363 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,199 AND I'LL LOOK LIKE AN ASS. 364 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,538 - THAT'S OKAY, ANDY. 365 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,012 I FORGIVE YOU. - HA! 366 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,281 MY NAME'S NOT ANDY. 367 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,538 THAT'S MY ROOMMATE'S NAME, 368 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,476 WHICH MEANS YOU WENT THROUGH MY MAIL 369 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,351 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW MINE EITHER. 370 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,480 - SO WHAT? 371 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,324 WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE? 372 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,920 - ABSOLUTELY. 373 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,452 - THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 374 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,256 - OH, MY-- 375 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,388 YEAH, EXACTLY. 376 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,662 SO, UH... 377 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,391 YOU WANT TO GET BREAKFAST? 378 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,026 - NO, I'VE GOT TO RUN. 379 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,632 - ME TOO. I'M--I'M GOING TO A TAILGATER. 380 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,041 WELL, YOU'RE AWESOME AT SEX, SO THANK YOU. 381 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,211 - RIGHT BACK AT YA. - [chuckles] 382 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,580 [cell phone ringing] 383 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,038 - HEY, MA. 384 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,348 I AM AT CHURCH. 385 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,180 WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED TO DAD? 386 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,546 OH, MY GOD, ARE THEY SURE IT WAS A HEART ATTACK? 387 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,515 I-I'M TOO FAR FOR A CAB, MA-- 388 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,594 TRAINS HARDLY RUN OUT HERE. 389 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,194 I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 390 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,425 - WELL, THANKS AGAIN. 391 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,403 - LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T IDEAL FOR EITHER ONE OF US, 392 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,303 BUT I REALLY NEED A RIDE. 393 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,435 - I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. 394 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,009 O-OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE. W-WHERE'S THE HOSPITAL? 395 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,709 - IN THE CITY, MIDTOWN. 396 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,680 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ON MY WAY. 397 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,579 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 398 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,452 CAN WE HURRY? 399 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,050 - SURE. YEAH, YOU'LL JUST NEED TO HELP ME CARRY SOME BEER 400 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,583 TO MY CAR. 401 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,587 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CHICKS PUT MAKEUP ON IN THE CAR. 402 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,293 - WE'RE MAGIC. 403 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,255 - LOOK, YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE OKAY. 404 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,663 I'M PRETTY SURE HEART ATTACKS KILL MORE BLACKS THAT LATINOS. 405 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,196 YOUR DAD'S NOT BLACK, IS HE? 406 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,602 [cell phone ringing] 407 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,043 SAVED BY THE BELL. 408 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,698 HEY, THAT WAS A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT? 409 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,536 KELLY KAPOWSKI. 410 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,771 [ringing continues] 411 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,206 HEY, I'M IN THE CAR. - DID YOU BANG THE LATINO? 412 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,153 - GUYS! - "LATINA"--IT'S A GIRL. 413 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,608 - DEWEY! - WHO CARES? SAME THING. 414 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,776 - IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 415 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,153 IF IT'S "LATINO," HE BANGED A DUDE. 416 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,023 - SHE WAS A DUDE? - SHE'S NOT A DUDE! 417 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,492 - SO DID YOU BANG HER? - ARE THE BOOBS REAL? 418 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,521 PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED. 419 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,557 I KNOW THEY'RE REAL. 420 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,562 [mellow pop music] 421 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,495 422 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,702 - WELL, THANKS AGAIN, "NOT ANDY." 423 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,174 - TOMMY. 424 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,673 - STEFFI. 425 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,044 - HAVE A GOOD DAY, STEFFI. 426 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,314 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WITH... 427 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,324 HEY, I'M ON MY WAY. - WHAT HAPPENED? 428 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,822 - IT WAS A DREAM SCENARIO-- SHE'S ON HER WAY OUT, 429 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,494 NO SMALL TALK, NO BREAKFAST. all: NICE. 430 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,634 - THEN SHE GETS A CALL. HER DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK. 431 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,689 - BRUTAL. - NO WAY. 432 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,327 - HEY, ARE THE BOOBS REAL, MAN? 433 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,102 - AND YOU DIDN'T BAIL? I MEAN, OF ALL GUYS... 434 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,332 - HEY, I AM A GENTLEMAN. 435 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,836 PLUS, SHE DID GIVE ME GREAT SEX. 436 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,338 [cell phone ringing] OH, CRAP! 437 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,071 - WHAT? - SHE LEFT HER PHONE! 438 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,137 - TOSS IT OUT THE WINDOW. - SELL IT! 439 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,635 - YOU'RE IDIOTS. 440 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,406 I'D PROBABLY ONLY GET 20 BUCKS FOR IT. 441 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,675 THERE'S NOT EVEN A CAMERA IN IT. 442 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,153 - DUDE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT TO HER. 443 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,681 HER DAD'S IN THE HOSPITAL. - I KNOW. 444 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,176 YOU'RE RIGHT. 445 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,718 MAN, WHEN AM I GONNA CATCH A BREAK? 446 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,757 HEY. 447 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,264 - WE'RE GIANTS FANS. 448 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,598 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 449 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,544 - YOU FORGOT YOUR PHONE. - OH. 450 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,769 - ¿QUIEN ES EL? 451 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,173 - ESTEFANIA'S BOYFRIEND? 452 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,706 - MA, NOT NOW. HE'S A FRIEND. 453 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,282 - AH. A MORNING FRIEND. 454 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,351 - YEAH. 455 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,519 WE MET AT THE... THE... 456 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,689 WELL, YOU SEE, YOU KNOW... - YEAH, I'M HER BOYFRIEND. 457 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,324 - TOMMY. 458 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,755 - TOMMY. 459 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,359 I'M HER BOYFRIEND, TOMMY. - AH, TOMMY. 460 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,363 - AND IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU... 461 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,595 ALL. 462 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,669 GOOD LUCK WITH THE HEART ATTACK. 463 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,728 NOT GOOD LUCK-- YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT. 464 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,537 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, YOU KNOW... 465 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,799 - YES, YOU CAN TAKE ESTEFANIA TO THE HOUSE. 466 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,467 I THINK I LEFT THE OVEN ON. 467 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,136 YOU CAN PACK A BAG FOR YOUR FATHER AND I. 468 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,405 - OH, MA, TOMMY'S GOT A REALLY BUSY DAY. 469 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,484 - I NEED TO GET TO A TAILGATE. - OH, FOOTBALL. 470 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,323 WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU, 471 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,518 STANDING HERE WITH YOUR FACE PAINTED, 472 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,220 REFUSING TO HELP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FAMILY 473 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,292 IN THEIR TIME OF NEED? 474 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,220 - IT'S NOT JUST FOOTBALL. 475 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,486 THE TAILGATE IS A FUNDRAISER... 476 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,225 FOR BLIND KIDS... 477 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,330 AND THE ENVIRONMENT. 478 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,331 OF COURSE I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE. 479 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,166 - ESTEFANIA... 480 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,602 WHEN YOU'RE THERE, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. 481 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,736 GRANDMA NEEDS SOME FRESH AIR. 482 00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,671 - ¿QUE? 483 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,576 - ABUELITA, VAYA CON ELLOS. ANDA. 484 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,309 - YES, MA'AM, WE'D LOVE TO TAKE HER. 485 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,549 - VAMOS, ABUELITA. 486 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,753 - DOGS GO ON THE GRILL AT 1:00, BUT DON'T LET THAT RUSH YOU. 487 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,197 - NO, YO NO VOY ALLA ADENTRO. AHI ESTA EL DEMONIO. 488 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,300 - ABUELITA... 489 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,871 SHE THINKS THE HOUSE IS CURSED FROM THE HEART ATTACK. 490 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,869 - EN EL NOMBRE DE DIOS TODOPODEROSO... 491 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,602 - I MIGHT TAKE HER TO THE GAME WITH ME. 492 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,268 YOU THINK SHE'LL DO THAT TO TOM BRADY? 493 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,476 - [continues in Spanish] 494 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,613 - THEY MUST HAVE JUST BEEN SITTING HER EATING 495 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,405 WHEN IT HAPPENED. 496 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,348 - DON'T WORRY. HE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 497 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,753 - YEAH. 498 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,354 - UNLESS YOU GUYS HAVE AN H.M.O. 499 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,646 THEY'LL STILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, 500 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,457 BUT IT'S GONNA COST A BUTTLOAD AFTER. 501 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,230 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR PARENTS' STUFF TOGETHER, 502 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,859 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING IN HERE? 503 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,463 - YOU SURE? - ABSOLUTELY. 504 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,625 DON'T... [oven beeps] 505 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,933 WORRY ABOUT A THING. 506 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,768 [sighs] RIGHT. 507 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,773 AAH! 508 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,974 - [speaking Spanish] 509 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,235 - WHAT...? 510 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,344 [glasses clattering] 511 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,307 STEFFI? 512 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,705 - HEY. 513 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,876 - LOOK AT THAT GIRAFFE. 514 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,815 A TALL THING WEARING A TALL THING. 515 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,791 - [laughs] YEAH, MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME 516 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,290 WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 517 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,862 I WAS THIS GANGLY KID. 518 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,031 I FELT LIKE SUCH A FREAK. - [chuckles] 519 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,859 - HE USED TO CALL ME HIS LITTLE GIRAFFE. 520 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,496 IT ACTUALLY KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS. 521 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,872 BUT LATER, WHEN HE GAVE MY SISTER A STUFFED PIG, 522 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,342 IT MADE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT. 523 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,312 [sighs] 524 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,350 [voice breaking] WHAT IF HE...? 525 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,479 - YOU KNOW, A FEW YEARS AGO, 526 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,924 MY BROTHER GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER... 527 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,490 THE BALL KIND. 528 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,460 IT WAS ROUGH. I MEAN, IT WAS THE... 529 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,488 HARDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH. 530 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,055 BUT HE MADE IT THROUGH BECAUSE HE'S A FIGHTER 531 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,733 AND BECAUSE OUR WHOLE FAMILY WAS BY HIS SIDE. 532 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,733 - I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY. 533 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,065 - THANKS. ME TOO. 534 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,800 - NOW, I SAW YOUR FAMILY TOGETHER TODAY. 535 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:10,936 THERE'S A LOT OF YOU, BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE WAY 536 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,910 YOU GUYS DO THINGS, RIGHT, WITH... 537 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,369 YOU... 538 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,007 I MEAN THAT YOU CAN... 539 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,712 GET STRENGTH FROM ONE ANOTHER 540 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,315 AND HELP PULL YOUR DAD THROUGH THIS. 541 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,024 MY BROTHER AND I-- WE, UH... 542 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,523 WORE THESE AS A REMINDER 543 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,756 THAT WE WERE IN IT TOGETHER. 544 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,432 AND ANYTIME I'D HAVE A BAD THOUGHT, I'D JUST... 545 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,362 LOOK AT THE BRACELET 546 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,767 AND REMEMBER TO BELIEVE. 547 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,900 - THAT'S REALLY NICE. 548 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,984 - THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW, STEFFI... 549 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,708 BELIEVE. 550 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,846 - THAT WAS THE PERFECT THING TO SAY. 551 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,685 [cell phone ringing] 552 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,647 - WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT AFTER THIS MORNING-- 553 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,079 I MEAN, YOU ARE WAY DIFFERENT THAN THE CHICK I WOKE UP TO 554 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,975 ABOUT TO TAKE HER WALK OF SHAME. 555 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,648 - EXCUSE ME? 556 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,486 - "WAY DIFFERENT" GOOD. 557 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,762 - SO YOU'RE SURPRISED THAT I'M AN ACTUAL PERSON 558 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,160 AND NOT JUST SOME HO? 559 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,931 - THOSE AREN'T THE EXACT WORDS IN MY HEAD. 560 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,500 I JUST--I MEAN, I RESPECT YOU NOW. 561 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,960 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! 562 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,497 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 563 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,903 - IDIOTA, ¿LASTIMASTE A MI NIETA? 564 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,674 ERES UN GRAN IDIOTA, GRINGO! 565 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,502 - I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 566 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,468 - SHE DOESN'T! SHE'S JUST YELLING BECAUSE I'M YELLING! 567 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,166 [horn honks] 568 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,537 - CALM DOWN. I'M JUST TAKING A PICTURE. 569 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,647 - OH, GOD. 570 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,008 [horn honking] 571 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,046 YOUR UNCLE JUDD'S AN IDIOT. 572 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,493 - YOU REALLY DO NOT KNOW ME AT ALL. 573 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,759 BUT I-- OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 574 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,888 AND THAT'S WHY I WAS RUSHING OUT OF YOUR PLACE. 575 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,493 YES, IT'S THE WOMAN WHO DECIDES WHETHER OR NOT THERE'LL BE SEX, 576 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,196 BUT IT'S THE GUY WHO DECIDES IF THERE'LL BE A RELATIONSHIP! 577 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,158 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO WAIT AROUND 578 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,797 AND SEE IF A NEANDERTHAL 579 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,672 WHO PAINTS HIS FACE WAS GONNA GIVE ME THE HONOR 580 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,202 OF ASKING FOR MY PHONE NUMBER! 581 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,906 - TU DISELO, MI'JITA! DISELO! 582 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,638 - YOU TWO ARE TAKING THE SEXY RIGHT OUT OF FIERY LATINAS. 583 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,205 - OH, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SEXY OUT OF US, BUDDY. 584 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,112 - GRINGO! 585 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,017 - GAS IS ON ME. JUST KEEP YOUR PESOS. 586 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:37,949 THANK YOU, GRANDMA. 587 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,954 - WELL, HAVE FUN AT YOUR MEATHEAD TAILGATE. 588 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,616 - PROBABLY WON'T BE ANY MEAT LEFT. 589 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,964 OKAY. 590 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,019 - [spits] 591 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:44,856 - REALLY? 592 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,731 A CHURCHGOING WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF? 593 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,459 - [spits] 594 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,932 - MI'JA, HE'S STABLE. 595 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,537 AND THEY DON'T THINK THEY HAVE TO DO OPEN HEART SURGERY. 596 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,640 - OH, THANK YOU, GOD. 597 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,772 HOLA. 598 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,608 - WHY DID YOU PACK THIS? 599 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,753 - I DIDN'T. 600 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:13,549 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 601 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,556 [mellow pop music] 602 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:22,729 603 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,032 - TOMMY! 604 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,173 I'M SO GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 605 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,228 I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID IN THE CAR. 606 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,197 - I GET IT. 607 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,235 I WAS A JERK WHEN MY BROTHER WAS SICK TOO. 608 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,070 I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU WERE A JERK. 609 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,765 - I THINK I WAS. 610 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,637 - YEAH, YOU WERE. 611 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,047 - THIS HAS NOT BEEN MY BEST DAY. 612 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,009 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. 613 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,048 - DON'T MENTION IT. 614 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,522 A TALL THING WEARING A TALL TING. 615 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,591 [both laugh] - LOBBY! 616 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,219 LOBBY, WHERE'S THE LOBBY? 617 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,524 - YOU'RE IN IT. 618 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,127 - THANKS. THANKS, MAN. 619 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,896 - [laughs] 620 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,898 SO WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE 621 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,200 AND WITH ALL THE FOOD? 622 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:02,301 - I THOUGHT YOUR FAMILY MIGHT BE HUNGRY. 623 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,774 PLUS, I... WANTED TO MAKE SURE 624 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,144 TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 625 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:14,613 626 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,977 - [giggling] 627 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,858 - HERE WE GO. all: AW. 628 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:25,891 - OKAY, DADDY... 629 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,325 LAST ONE. - UHH! OKAY. 630 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,330 - HEY. 631 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,201 - OH! - TOLD YOU I'D FIND IT. 632 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,670 - WHAT THE HELL IS IT? - JUST WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 633 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,130 IT'S A HIPPO IN A BOWLER HAT. 634 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,097 DALE'S BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR ONE. 635 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,606 - THIS IS GREAT, BUT ACTUALLY, 636 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:39,808 I WAS LOOKING FOR A GIRAFFE-- 637 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,609 A GIRAFFE WEARING A TOP HAT. 638 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,281 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 639 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,109 WELL, A GIRAFFE WEARING A TOP HAT'S HILARIOUS. 640 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,684 WHY WOULD A GIRAFFE NEED A TOP HAT? 641 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:47,913 HE'S ALREADY TALL. 642 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:48,717 [light laughter] 643 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,718 SIR GIRAFFINGTON THE DAPPER GIRAFFE 644 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,820 WAS MY WIFE'S FAVORITE TOY GROWING UP, 645 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,352 AND SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE COOL 646 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,316 TO SURPRISE HER WITH IT BEFORE THE BABY CAME. 647 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,785 all: OH. 648 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,034 - ANYWAY... - THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 649 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,989 THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY... 650 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,358 SERIOUSLY. 651 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,795 - I HOPE YOU'RE READY, BUDDY. 652 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,301 KIDS CHANGE EVERYTHING. 653 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,802 [overlapping chatter] WHAT? 654 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,074 I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT TO EXPECT 655 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,372 WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING. 656 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,343 BABIES ARE KRYPTONITE. 657 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,712 - NO. - YES. 658 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,011 ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE SUPERMAN. 659 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,942 THE NEXT, YOU'RE DRIVING A MINIVAN. 660 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,207 - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AN EMOTIONAL TRANSFORMATION, TY, 661 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,376 A WEAKENING OF THE MALE EGO. 662 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,283 KRYPTONITE SIMPLY REMOVES SUPERMAN'S PHYSICAL POWERS. 663 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,346 - RELAX, NERD, ALL I'M SAYING IS DALE'S LIFE IS OVER. 664 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,356 - OH, WELL, I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S ARGUING THAT, NO. 665 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,158 - ANYWAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 666 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,061 [laughter] AND... 667 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,263 YEAH, I'M WEARING A DIAPER. 668 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,804 I'M GONNA BE A FATHER, SO YOU DRESSED ME UP LIKE A BABY. 669 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:41,131 WELL PLAYED. MM-HMM. 670 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,967 [light laughter] 671 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,373 - YOU GOT SOME GOOD STUFF, DALE. 672 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,235 A MAN CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY BREAST PUMPS. 673 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,684 [laughs] - WHY IS SHE A RECEPTIONIST? 674 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,980 SHE'S HOT AND FRENCH. 675 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,751 SHE SHOULD BE KEPT IN A CAKE DISPLAY 676 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,220 AND COVERED IN POWDERED SUGAR. - SHE'S OTHERWORLDLY. 677 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,848 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHEN SHE'S HERE, 678 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:58,994 THE MOON IS NOT? 679 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,188 I'M JUST POINTING THAT OUT. 680 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,819 - THAT MAY BE BECAUSE IT'S DAYTIME. 681 00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,194 BUT SHE IS PRETTY. 682 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,033 - [French accent] HELLO, BOYS. 683 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,028 - MORNIN'. 684 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,929 - HI. - HOLA. 685 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,301 THAT WAS AWESOME. 686 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,129 I'M TOTALLY GONNA ASK HER OUT LATER. 687 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,074 HEY, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR KINGS OF LEON TICKETS. 688 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,800 - UH, NO, I'M GOING TO THAT CONCERT. 689 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,365 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD. 690 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,813 TY SAYS YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 691 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:19,968 - [laughs] THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 692 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,436 - IS IT? OH, LET ME ASK A QUESTION. 693 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,143 WHAT'S YOUR PARENTS' FAVORITE BAND? 694 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,745 - I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY GRAND FUNK RAILROAD. 695 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,078 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY THAT IS? 696 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,153 'CAUSE THAT'S THE LAST CONCERT THEY EVER SAW. 697 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,051 - OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 698 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,453 TO THINK THAT AFTER I HAVE THIS BABY, 699 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,954 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A LIFE, 700 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,686 THAT I'M GONNA BECOME OBSESSED WITH CAR SEATS 701 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:36,862 AND CAMCORDERS, 702 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,089 BUT I REFUSE TO BE THAT CLICHE. 703 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,725 - WE'LL SEE. 704 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,830 - WHAT THE HELL'S A GRAND FUNK RAILROAD? 705 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:45,997 - STILL LOOKING, 706 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,702 BUT I FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS GIRAFFES 707 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,144 AND A PLACE THAT SELLS TINY HATS. 708 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,938 MAYBE YOU CAN JUST MAKE YOUR OWN DAPPER GIRAFFE. 709 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,470 - WELL, IT'D KIND OF BE LIKE TRYING TO MAKE MY OWN COCA-COLA. 710 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,135 I'M NOT GOD, MEG. 711 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,214 - I CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC OR NOT. 712 00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,983 BUT I'LL KEEP LOOKING. - THANK YOU. 713 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,451 - MM-HMM. 714 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,985 [knock on door] 715 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,260 - HELLO! 716 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,218 - HEY, AUDREY. 717 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,857 - I HAVE SOME PHONE MESSAGES FOR YOU. 718 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:16,033 - THANK YOU. 719 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,902 OH, WAIT, THIS ONE ONLY HAS SIX DIGITS. 720 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,000 - SIX DIGITS, SEVEN DIGITS-- WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? 721 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,103 THEY'RE JUST NUMBERS. 722 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,474 - BUT... 723 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,872 OKAY. 724 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,944 - OH, YOU LIKE THE FOO FIGHTERS. 725 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,213 - OH, YEAH, LOVE 'EM. 726 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,380 - DAVE GROHL IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 727 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,479 - WHAT? 728 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,010 WHAT? YOU KNOW DAVE GROHL? 729 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,975 - I BABYSIT FOR HIS CHILDREN. 730 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,824 - DAVE GROHL HAS KIDS? 731 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:37,819 - TWO OF 'EM. 732 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,050 I WANT TO EAT THEM UP. THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS. 733 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,746 - WELL, YOU DON'T HEAR DAVE GROHL COMPLAINING 734 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,188 ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS. 735 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,462 ALL DAVE GROHL COMPLAINS ABOUT IS HOW HARD IT ISN'T. 736 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,391 - [gasps] KINGS OF LEON? - YEAH. 737 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,957 - I'M SO JEALOUS. I LOVE KINGS OF LEON. 738 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,427 - THEN YOU PROBABLY LIKE THE RACONTEURS. 739 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,474 - BUT OF COURSE. 740 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,069 STEADY AS SHE GOES 741 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:58,141 IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS. 742 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:01,770 I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER LAWYERS. 743 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,778 YOU ARE VERY COOL. 744 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,540 - AH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COOL. 745 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,447 MAYBE. WHO AM I TO SAY? 746 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,219 [both chuckle] 747 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,818 HEY, DO YOU LIKE DEVIN THERRIAULT? 748 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,120 - WHO? 749 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,951 - YOU DON'T KNOW DEVIN THERRIAULT? 750 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,486 OH, DEVIN RULES. 751 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,561 HE'S--LET ME-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 752 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,489 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A MIX CD 753 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,464 WITH SOME OF THE UNDER-THE-RADAR STUFF. 754 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,032 - I-I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GO TO ANY TROUBLE. 755 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,232 - NO, NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. IT'LL TAKE ME TWO SECONDS. 756 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,574 - I WOKE UP WITH THE RISING SUN 757 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,069 I WAS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT 758 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,374 JUMP UP AND PUT ON MY JEANS 759 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,837 IT FEELS GOOD 760 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,506 THEY'RE A LITTLE TIGHT 761 00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,916 STEP OUT IN A CRAZY WORLD 762 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:47,519 BUT THEN THE SUN RESETS YOUR MIND 763 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:50,563 FEEL THE WEIGHT OF IT ALL JUST DRIFT 764 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:54,259 OFF ON A CLOUD TO ANOTHER TIME 765 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,263 OOH OOH OOH 766 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,055 OOH OOH OOH 767 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:01,897 OOH OOH OOH, HELLO, HELLO 768 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,844 OOH OOH OOH 769 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,500 OOH OOH OOH 770 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:09,577 OOH OOH OOH, HELLO, HELLO 771 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:12,538 AH 772 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:15,078 FEELIN' ALIVE AGAIN 773 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,054 ALIVE AGAIN 774 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:22,588 [Charles Trenet's La Mer] 775 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:30,831 776 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,513 - DALE? HEY, RICK RONDO, 777 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,242 A&R, UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP. 778 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,077 - HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. - AH, COME ON. 779 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:47,953 HI. 780 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,950 - LISTEN, THAT MIX CD THAT YOU MADE... 781 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,153 AMAZING, RIGHT? 782 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,354 YOU GOT TO GIVE US A SHOT AT THAT, RIGHT? 783 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,285 SERIOUSLY, WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO COULD POSSIBLY RELEASE 784 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,122 SOMETHING THIS GROUNDBREAKING. 785 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,257 HAVE YOU SIGNED WITH ANYBODY YET? 786 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,531 - WHAT? - DON'T ANSWER THAT. 787 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,359 HEY, GUYS, EVERYBODY! 788 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:05,233 THIS IS DALE, WHO MADE THE MIX CD. 789 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:07,504 - [French accent] THAT IS THE BEST CD MIX I'VE EVER HEARD. 790 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,943 IT CHANGED MY LIFE. 791 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,398 - SEE? I TOLD YOU, DALE. 792 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:13,367 - HOW DO YOU DO IT? 793 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,135 - AH, IT'S ALL IN THE ORDER OF THE SONGS, YOU KNOW. 794 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:16,244 - REALLY? 795 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,375 - YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU'RE TELLING A STORY. 796 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,610 - OH, YOU SO GET IT. 797 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:21,606 [laughter] 798 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,647 [animal grunting] 799 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:29,559 [grunting continue] 800 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,518 [turns toy off] 801 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:41,672 - [imitating French accent] "DEAR DALE. 802 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,940 "SANK YOU FOR ZHE MIX CD. TRES BIEN. 803 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,240 O-X-O-X, AUDREY." 804 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,172 - NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS. I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT. 805 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:49,477 WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE STANDING THIS CLOSE 806 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,378 WITHOUT THOSE HURT LOCKER SUITS. 807 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,211 - THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MIX. 808 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,946 "O-X-O-X"? 809 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,982 STANDS FOR KISSES AND HUGS, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 810 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:02,217 EXCEPT AUDREY PUT THE HUG BEFORE THE KISS. 811 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,364 "O-X." 812 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,289 THAT MEANS SHE WANTS THINGS 813 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:06,394 TO ESCALATE 814 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,155 - YOU'RE BOTH INSANE 815 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,164 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I MADE HER A MIX CD. 816 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,196 - A MIX CD. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 817 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,331 IT'S A SEVENTH-GRADE MOVE, 818 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:14,965 BUT FOREIGNERS DON'T KNOW THAT. 819 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,401 - IF IT'S NO BIG DEAL, RIDDLE ME THIS. 820 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,995 COVER ART OR NO COVER ART? 821 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,007 - DO YOU NOT PUT FOOD ON A PLATE? 822 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,569 IT'S ABOUT THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE. 823 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,377 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT HOLE YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE. 824 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,479 - WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT? H.R. IS TWO DOORS DOWN. 825 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,251 NOW, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOTHING. 826 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,119 AUDREY AND I SHARE A LOVE OF MUSIC. 827 00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:30,318 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 828 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,249 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS. 829 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,254 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME FOR THE ONES YOU HAVE. 830 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,716 - [laughing] WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT? 831 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,164 - DALE! 832 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,266 - OH, HEY. - YOU ARE HAVING LUNCH? 833 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,368 I AM HAVING LUNCH! 834 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:48,999 YOU ARE HAVING LUNCH WITH ME. 835 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:50,365 - UH, I-I CAN'T. 836 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,102 I'VE GOT TO GET SOME STUFF FOR THE BABY AND-- 837 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,238 - DALE, YOU HAVE TO EAT. 838 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,312 LET ME BUY YOU LUNCH, AND THEN WE DO YOUR SHOPPING. 839 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:56,681 - UH... - PLEASE! 840 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,548 YOU MADE ME THE BEST MIX CD IN THE WORLD. 841 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,548 IT IS THE LEAST I CAN DO. 842 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,720 - WELL-- - SHUT UP! WE'RE GOING. 843 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:08,251 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO ORDER ANY FOOD? 844 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,687 BREAD OR SOMETHING? 845 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,291 - IN FRANCE, WINE IS FOOD. 846 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,264 [giggles] 847 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,092 - I'M JUST NOT USED TO EATING IT FOR LUNCH. 848 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:18,497 - [giggles] 849 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,170 - OH, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SMOKE IN HERE. 850 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,699 - SO ARREST ME. 851 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,173 LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO LIGHT A CIGARETTE FOR A WOMAN. 852 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,666 - HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 853 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,637 - THE HARD PART IS MAKING IT LOOK EASY. 854 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,177 MAKE THE EYE CONTACT THE WHOLE TIME, 855 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,183 STOPPING ONLY WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY. 856 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,585 - READY? 857 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,290 HUH? - TRES BIEN! 858 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,334 - PSH. - I'M SO IMPRESSED. 859 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,259 - HERE. - UH-- 860 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:50,625 - YOU REALLY CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE. 861 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:53,302 - FINE. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DRINK TWICE AS MUCH. 862 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,702 - WHAT? NO, NO. LISTEN, I CAN'T. 863 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,644 I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK. 864 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,309 - MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO SEE 865 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:01,268 THE REIGNING MONARCHS THIS WEEKEND. 866 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,477 YOU WILL COME WITH US. - OH, I'D LOVE TO. 867 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,479 BUT I...CAN'T. 868 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:06,811 I CAN'T. 869 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:09,315 - IN FRANCE, WE HAVE AN EXPRESSION-- 870 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:13,588 ET CEUX QUI NE FONT RIEN NE SE TROMPENT JAMAIS. 871 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:17,189 THOSE WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG. 872 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,790 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 873 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,256 MAYBE I WILL GO. 874 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,464 - THAT IS IT! 875 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,155 - YEAH. - SURPRISE YOURSELF! 876 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:26,627 - OH, DRINK, DRINK. 877 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,265 - AH. CHEERS. 878 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,199 MMM. - MMM. 879 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,338 [clatter] OH! 880 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,812 MY--I'M SO SORRY. 881 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,810 - CRAP, UM... - UM, HERE, HERE. 882 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,812 - OH, IT IS NOTHING, NOTHING. 883 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,484 I'VE BEEN SHOT. [laughs] 884 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,383 [both laughing] 885 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,145 - I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF. 886 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:47,485 - WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NOT HERE. 887 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,359 MM-MM. - KIDDING! 888 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,118 [laughs] I'M KIDDING. 889 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,817 BOO! [both laughing] 890 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:55,358 - THAT'S GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. 891 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,834 - OH, POOR MARISSA. 892 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,172 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER TO TAHOE. 893 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,768 SHE HAS BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO DRINKING IN THE SNOW. 894 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,541 OH, GOD. 895 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:07,842 [car horn honks] 896 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,813 - CALM DOWN. I'M JUST TAKING A PICTURE. 897 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,542 - UGH. NOTHING. 898 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:15,378 YOUR UNCLE JUDD'S AN IDIOT. 899 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,384 OKAY, BYE. 900 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,446 LET ME SEE THE PICTURE. - NO, NO, NO. IT'S A NEW CAMERA. 901 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:21,545 I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- - LET ME SEE IT. 902 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,257 [horn honks] 903 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,859 - YOU'RE STILL A MAN WITH A PURSE. 904 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,430 - IT IS WRITTEN IN YOUR SIGNED ARMISTICE 905 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,760 AND WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE CUTTING OUT 906 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:34,197 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 907 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,433 - I LIKE IT. 908 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,437 - [chuckles] 909 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:40,438 - FOR LOVERS IN A RUSH FOR LOVERS ALWAYS 910 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,712 - [chuckles] 911 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,280 - I LIKE YOU... - OH! 912 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,380 IN HATS. 913 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,181 [clicks tongue] 914 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:48,283 [laughs] 915 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,324 - I'M NOT REALLY A HAT GUY. 916 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:56,190 - YOU CAN BE ANY GUY YOU LIKE, DALE. 917 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,397 DO YOU LIKE ME IN PINK? 918 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,660 - WE'LL SEE. 919 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,967 I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DESPISE YOU IN PINK. 920 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,570 - IMPOSSIBLE. 921 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,949 - HEY, I DON'T KNOW. 922 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:23,578 I MAY ACTUALLY BE A SCARF GUY. 923 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,315 - DALE? - YEAH? 924 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:26,421 - CAN YOU COME HERE? 925 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:30,362 I NEED YOUR OPINION. 926 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,659 - UH... 927 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,390 - I'M READY. 928 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,825 - [chuckles softly] 929 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,461 - STOP WORRYING. 930 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,696 [giggles] IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 931 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:42,931 CLOTHES ARE SOMETHING YOU WEAR... 932 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,438 OR YOU DON'T. 933 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:46,841 - [whispers] YEAH. 934 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,010 [Charles Trenet's La Mer] 935 00:36:52,043 --> 00:37:00,253 936 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,733 - OH, MY GOD, 937 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,367 THE DAPPER GIRAFFE-- 938 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,443 THEY HAVE ONE. 939 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,411 OH, MY GOD. 940 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,410 - WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID GIRAFFE? 941 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:24,442 - WHOA! STUPID GIRAFFE? 942 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,946 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS THING. 943 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,548 HE'S WEARING A TOP HAT. 944 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,950 WELL... 945 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,781 WHY WOULD A GIRAFFE WHO'S ALREADY TALL 946 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,318 NEED A TOP HAT? 947 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,553 IT'S HILARIOUS. 948 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,357 WITH THIS ONE TOY, 949 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:41,460 MY BABY WILL KNOW THE MEANING OF IRONY. 950 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,503 [laughing] 951 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:46,569 - I DON'T GET IT. 952 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,498 - NO. YOU DON'T. 953 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,574 HEY! 954 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,805 [smacks glass] I FOUND IT! 955 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,040 I FOUND THE DAPPER GIRAFFE! 956 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,345 - WHERE YOU GOING? 957 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:00,808 - I'M GOING HOME TO SEE MY WIFE. 958 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,346 SEE YA. 959 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,624 - SO DALE IS GAY. 960 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,429 - CHLOE! CHLOE, I FOUND IT! 961 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:18,832 - [gasps] SIR GIRAFFINGTON, THE DAPPER GIRAFFE! 962 00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,874 - [laughing] 963 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,869 - OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TOP HAT. 964 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,341 - I KNOW. IT'S HILARIOUS. - BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY TALL. 965 00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:26,671 - OH, EXACTLY. 966 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,765 COME HERE. MMM. 967 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,476 LISTEN, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY, 968 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,339 BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, 969 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,508 AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM TO BE A FATHER. 970 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,346 - WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE ONE. 971 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:37,822 ANNIE'S IN LABOR. - SERIOUSLY? 972 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,119 - YES, WE HAVE TO PICK HER UP. LET'S GO! 973 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,390 - OKAY, YOU HAVE TO DRIVE. I HAD SOME WINE. 974 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,750 - WAIT, WHAT? - I'LL TELL YOU IN THE CAR. 975 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,918 LOBBY... 976 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,786 LOBBY, WHERE'S THE LOBBY? 977 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,025 - YOU'RE IN IT. 978 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,455 - THANKS. 979 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:53,597 THANKS, MAN. 980 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:54,802 OUT OF MY WAY. 981 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,603 MY WIFE'S SISTER'S HAVING MY BABY. 982 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,812 - OH, MY GOD. 983 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,611 OH, MY GOD! 984 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,913 I KNEW YOU WERE TOO LITTLE TO WATCH THE HOUSE BY YOURSELF. 985 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,005 WILL YOU-- GET SOMETHING TO UNLOCK HIM. 986 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,647 - SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 987 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,453 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WENT DOWN HERE, 988 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,615 BUT I LIKE IT. - ARE YOU OKAY? 989 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,624 - I'M FINE. BETTER THAN FINE. 990 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,626 GWENDY CALLED NINE TIMES, AND I DIDN'T ANSWER. 991 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,599 AT FIRST, BECAUSE THIS THING REALLY IS BOLTED TO THE WALL, 992 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:26,599 BUT THEN I REALIZED, I'VE BEEN ACTING CRAZY, 993 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:28,572 THANKS TO DISTANCE, PERSPECTIVE... 994 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,500 AND MARISSA. 995 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,506 - DID YOU AND MARISSA...? 996 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,806 - OF COURSE NOT, AUNT COLLEEN. 997 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,883 SHE JUST HELPED ME SEE THE DIFFERENCE 998 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:43,081 BETWEEN BEING CLINGY AND BEING ROMANTIC. 999 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,184 CAN YOU GET MY PHONE FOR ME? - OH, YEAH. 1000 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,986 - YOU MAY NOT WANT TO TAKE 1001 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,688 ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM AN ALCOHOLIC CHEATER. 1002 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,021 BUT BALANCE IS GOOD. 1003 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,486 - IT REALLY IS. 1004 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,634 EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR HAND. 1005 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,160 - THERE YOU GO. 1006 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,170 - [chuckles] 1007 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:02,968 - CAN YOU HIT THIS FOR ME? 1008 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,641 - OH, PSH. [giggles] 1009 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,040 - YEAH. 1010 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,779 - OHH, BOY. 1011 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,747 [overlapping chatter] 1012 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,049 - SO WHO WANTS TO RIDE WITH ME? 1013 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,980 - I DO. 1014 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,824 - OKAY, BUT NO SPITTING, LIKE THE OLD LADY. 1015 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,799 - OH, MY GOD. 1016 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,144 YOU ARE SUCH A CLICHE. 1017 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,098 - HI, DADDY. HI. 1018 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,807 - CAN YOU SAY BLACK KEYS? 1019 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:41,969 NOT YET. OKAY. 1020 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,507 I'M GONNA CHECK THE SEAT ONE MORE TIME. 1021 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,742 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - [baby cooing] 1022 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:46,777 - OH. 1023 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,782 - HOW CAN I SAY THANK YOU? 1024 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,824 YOU HAVE GIVEN ME EVERYTHING. 1025 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,520 - ACTUALLY, I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP HIM. 1026 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,693 - [laughing] - I'M SERIOUS. 1027 00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:58,092 NO, NOT REALLY. 1028 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,533 WELL, I'M KIND OF SERIOUS. 1029 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,088 CAN I JUST HAVE HIM ON WEEKENDS? 1030 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,556 - IS THIS WEIRD FOR YOU? 1031 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,704 - YEAH, KIND OF. 1032 00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:07,230 I'VE BEEN WITH LITTLE GRIFFIN FOR NINE MONTHS NOW. 1033 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,695 - HIS NAME IS KEVIN. - NOT IN MY HOUSE. 1034 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:10,995 - OKAY, WE'RE CALLING HIM GRIFFIN NOW. 1035 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,066 - WE--OKAY. 1036 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,543 - WELL, THAT'LL MAKE UP 1037 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:16,172 FOR DALE'S INSENSITIVE CLOSE-UPS RIGHT THERE. 1038 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,537 - COME HERE, LITTLE MAN. 1039 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,676 - BE CAREFUL, DADDY. - I GOT HIM. 1040 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,051 - HERE. 1041 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:22,609 CAREFUL. 1042 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:25,018 - ALL RIGHT, DON'T DROP HIM. - I WON'T DROP HIM. 1043 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,150 - OKAY. - OH, GOD. 1044 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,985 COME HERE. COME HERE. 1045 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,561 DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE 1046 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,690 A BIG PART OF HIS LIFE. 1047 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,064 - OKAY. 1048 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,862 - OKAY. WE GOOD, SWEETIE? 1049 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,164 - HUH? YEAH, WE'RE GOOD! 1050 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,897 EVERYTHING OKAY? WE'RE GOOD? OKAY. 1051 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,773 - HI! - OKAY. OKAY! 1052 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,913 - OH... 1053 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,940 [tires screech] HI! 1054 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,082 - ANNIE, I'M SORRY. - THAT'S COOL. 1055 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,115 I GIVE YOU A BABY, YOU LEAVE ME AT THE CURB. 1056 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,290 - [laughing] I'M SO SORRY. 1057 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,748 - THANK YOU. 1058 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:02,817 - OH! 1059 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,759 - AW. 1060 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:09,263 [giggles] 1061 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:13,304 [Cloud Cult's You Were Born] 1062 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:17,241 - YOU WERE BORN INTO A STRANGE WORLD 1063 00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:20,238 LIKE A CANDLE, YOU WERE MEANT TO SHARE THE FIRE 1064 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,241 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE COME FROM 1065 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,183 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE GO 1066 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,339 BUT MY ARMS ARE MADE TO HOLD YOU 1067 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,247 SO I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO 1068 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,279 'CAUSE YOU WERE BORN 73112

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