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- A Pop Original Series.
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- Previously on,
"Let's Get Physical"
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- Dance is a form of healing.
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- I can't ... you guys
aren't fine with this, right?
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I live with my mom and
my life is falling apart!
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- I'm married to a man who just
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sees what he wants
and he takes it.
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- And he bops you over the head
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and drags you back to his cave?
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- Wow.
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- And now,
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the Competitive Aerobic
Championship proudly presents.
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After Joe's defeat,
he left aerobics
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to pursue a life of leisure,
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while Barry used the victory
to build a fitness legacy.
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As Joe sunk deeper,
Barry soared higher.
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- The word, "rivalry"
is being used a lot here,
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but I don't see it that way.
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To me, this is a
celebration of life.
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- Are we rivals?
Yeah, of course.
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I hate Barry Cross.
I hate his ...
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- Hey, hey buddy. How do you
think you're gonna do? Hm?
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What are you gonna do,
you gonna do alright?
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Didn't mean to interrupt.
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Good luck out there.
Hmmmm! Chubby wubby.
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- The stage is set,
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tensions are tight.
Like very tight.
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Let's get ready to Tumble!
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- Thank you, thank you! Wow,
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thank you, everyone
for being here.
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Barry, always amazing.
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- Indeed. I'd just
like to also add,
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no disrespect to our
fellow competitors,
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but this really
is a two-man race.
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- Joe, so brave. You are the
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prodigal son of
aerobics. Welcome back.
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- Thank you, Paula. Sorry,
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I did not know we were
dressing up for this event.
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- Now, Joe, the news
of your father's death
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rocked the aerobics community.
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We know that you're
presenting his CAC Icon Award
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at the gala tonight. Can
you take a moment now
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to share with us what he
meant to you personally?
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- Yeah, check this
out. Look, he was my dad.
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You guys knew him as
Godfather Aerobics,
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but he was just my
dad, you know? Ummmmmm.
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I remember him as a guy who
taught me how to ride a bike,
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who showed me how to
fish, who showed me how to
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shave my legs for a performance,
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but I ran away from
home to pursue a career
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that didn't pan out. It's
tough, father-son ...
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You know, you get it. How's
your thing with your dad?
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Yeah, yeah, it's probably good.
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I regret a lot. I regret ...
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You know, I have regrets.
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm good.
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- Can we get him some water?
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- Yeah, let's get some water.
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You want something
to drink, too?
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- I'm fine, thank you.
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- Jean Claude Van Dam!
What a performance!
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Don't buy any of this sappy,
after-school special bullshit,
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because this imposter
doesn't care about aerobics.
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Never respected his
father's career like I did.
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Most importantly, he
doesn't care about you.
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But you know who
does care about you?
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Barry "F"in' Cross.
Look under your seats.
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Who wants a Metbit?
You get a Metbit!
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You get a Metbit! You get
a Metbit! You get a Metbit!
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You get a Metbit!
You get a Metbit!
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You don't get a Metbit.
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- I could use that water.
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- I'm not gonna puke. I won't.
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- Oh, snap, yo!
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I found the goods!
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- Bulk Plus 5000. He's
on a weight-cut cocktail.
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- The nitro count.
What happened to
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good old fashioned starvation?
Laxatives? Bulemia?
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- I haven't worn
a 'tard in years,
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I wanted to look pretty!
But pretty isn't free!
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- What the fuck is going on?
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- He's going to need to
sweat this off immediately.
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- There are things in my blood!
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- I'll distract the press,
you sneak him downstairs.
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- There's a steam room
on the second floor.
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- Come on, let's go.
- What?
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- Let's get up.
- Where are we going?
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- We're going to the steam room.
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- I'm not ready to take our
relationship to that level.
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- What
happened to your son?
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- Yeah, will he give
the speech at the gala?
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- Let's settle down,
settle down everyone.
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There's a perfectly good
explanation for all of this.
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He will not be
coming out right now
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because clearly,
he needs his rest.
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Our only son has
been tasked with
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filling the shoes
of a legendary man.
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- Mom! My mom!
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- He came here to prove
to the aerobics community
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that he has what it
takes to change his life,
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and to continue our
legacy. That ...
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- My mom!
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- Dedication has lead
to sheer exhaustion,
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and that's what he's
recovering from right now.
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Oh, I will be giving the
speech at the CAC gala tonight,
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but mark my words, Joseph
will be dancing tomorrow.
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- Okay, can't
take this out for one hour.
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- Huh?
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- You can't
take this out for one hour,
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or it'll stain your teeth.
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- Uh
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- Where are we going? The
steam room's the other way.
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- We aren't going anywhere.
I am going to get revenge.
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Alone, so shoo shoo.
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- Wow, you're such a jerk
when you're on drugs.
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Fine, go alone!
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- Alright.
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You want a lesson?
Come on, Barry.
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- Who is it?
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I don't hear nothing.
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Maybe they sent us a
bottle of champaign!
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Champaign and style, Barry!
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Well, well well.
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- Who here
wants to play a game, huh?
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It's called two
truths and a lie.
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Barry Cross, I hate your guts,
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Claudia, I still have
feelings for you,
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and somebody in this room owns
half of Fitness Biteforce,
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and it's not me. It's
not me, guess who it is.
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Oh! You lose! All three
of them were true!
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Yeah, your wife has been
cheating on you, Barry
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with her money. Yeah, she
thinks I could beat you
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in finals, so she sent me a bet.
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She gave me $50,000 for half
of my business.
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- Claudia, is this true?
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- Okay, relax,
okay, I can explain.
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I can ex ... Augh!
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I can explain.
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- You betrayed me?
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- What?
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- You betrayed me?
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- Okay, listen, trust me.
I can explain everything
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once he leaves. I
know what I'm doing.
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- Leave? I'm not leaving!
This is the greatest moment
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of my life! This is better
than winning anything!
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- Oh my God!
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- What a loser.
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- Dad?
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- Son! 0500 wake
up call for finals.
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Time for body and
bag inspection.
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- Oh no, I'm dead! I'm dead!
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- I wish.
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- Oh my God!
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- Don't ask me,
this is your dream.
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- Oh, so I'm dreaming?
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Even though you're dressed
like an angel, I'm not dead?
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- I'm dressed like an angel
because your brain is a turd.
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And right now you're passed
out on a hotel room floor
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soaked in a puddle
of your own piss.
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- Eh, that makes sense.
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- Pay attention.
This is a journey
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of self-exploration, Joe.
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One that will allow you to
examine various versions
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of your life. Past,
present and future.
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Welcome to your past.
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- Oh my God!
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- Later today, you lose
to, well (chuckles) me.
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- This is the finals! Right!
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Oh yeah, and I was gonna
propose to Claudia if I had won!
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- Yeah, and we know how this
one turns out, don't we.
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A pawned ring, decades of
self-destructive debauchery.
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Would you care to see how
your life would turn out
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had you won that day?
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- I don't know, Barry, would I?
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- I don't
know, Joe, would you?
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- Yeah,
I probably would.
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- Yeah,
you probably would
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(normal voice) shut
up! Now, you ready?
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- What is this?
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- This is how we step into time.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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- Here we go!
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- Why am I singing?
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- Sacrilege, this hurts
me just lookin' at it
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- What is this?
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- I just told you.
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This is your life if you had
won when we were teenagers.
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- Hey, babe, Davey and
Posh Beckham are wondering
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if we're doing another
fitness camp at Burning Man.
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- It really
helped to boost our
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social media presence
but it wasn't worth
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dealing with those
dirty hippies.
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- Yeah.
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- Can we
go to Can instead?
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- Sure, just keep me
away from the bread.
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French gluten will
be the death of me.
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- I win one stupid
aerobics competition and
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I turn into a
fitness douche bag?
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- Um, Mr. Force,
excuse me is
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now a good time for
me to
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polish your (stutters) trophies
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- Go ahead, but
don't look at us.
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If I had won, I'd be
married to Claudia,
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and have a successful gym and
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you'd be my stuttering
man-servant?
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- Yes, uh, things
took a downhill turn
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for me after I lost to you.
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You had to check me
into rehab. Twice.
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For sniffing glue.
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But I do credit your
book Force Of Habit
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for being my fitness mantra
and changing my life.
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- And I'm a best selling author?
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Oh, man!
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Oh, oooh, can I
see your timeline?
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Please Angel Barry, I just
wanna see your lowest low.
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Did you give hand
jobs for glue money?
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- Who told--
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This is about you.
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- Fine, just stay here and watch
me have sex with your wife.
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- Get on the stepper,
asshole it's time to see
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what happens to your future
if you lose tomorrow.
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- No! I wanna watch me do it.
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- I can make you shit yourself
with one snap of my fingers.
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- Yeah? Okay, do it
- Yeah, I can do it
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- Oh you can? Oh Yeah?
- Yeah I will
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You want me to snap my fingers?
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- Oh, yeah, do it
- You're gonna shit your pants
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Ahh, man there's so much!
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Fine I'll do it, just
snap it away please.
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Thank you.
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- Five, six, seven, eight
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- Oh, this isn't so bad.
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Do I move here and start
at life of folk music,
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fishing and full breasted
country bumpkins?
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- Oh, you don't live here.
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This is your future if you don't
make it to finals tomorrow.
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- This fresh air, that Joe
forced restraining order.
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I can finally breathe again.
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- Restraining order?
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- Just watch.
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- This break is giving me time
to think about our future.
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It's not too late to try again.
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- A child?
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Yes, a cross-bred fitness god,
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let's do it right here
under the warmth of the sun.
247
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,452
- Did you just bring
me to watch your date?
248
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,087
- Watch.
249
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,936
Look at you, look at
what you've become.
250
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,271
- What did I do to my hair?
251
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,081
- Nothing can harm us now.
252
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,285
Y'all coulda been
different Mr. Cross.
253
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,187
Ya shoulda just let
nature take its course.
254
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,990
It will in the end anyhow.
255
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,391
So open the car.
256
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,259
Open the fucking car!
257
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:08,996
- Drive! Drive!
258
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,263
- I turn into a psychopath?
259
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,436
No, no, no make it
stop, take me away!
260
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,905
- Nooo!
261
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,276
- Honestly Angel
Barry I don't know
262
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,878
how much more of this I can take
263
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,546
- This is the last step, Joe.
264
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,317
This is your future
if you win tomorrow.
265
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,321
- It is such an honor to
host the CAC Gala 2039
266
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,826
just like my dearest
Mummy Wintrest before me.
267
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,928
Tonight we are here
to honor the man
268
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:45,465
who ushered in a new era
of aerobics, Joe Force.
269
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,470
- Oh wow. I look pretty
good for an old guy.
270
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,240
- And to present this life
time achievement award
271
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,474
I'd like to welcome
to the stage,
272
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,310
his best friend, Barry Cross.
273
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,879
- Thank you, thank you.
274
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,816
What? Why do you look the same?
275
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,417
- I know, I look great don't I?
276
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,453
Seminal retention.
277
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,289
Holyfield versus Tyson,
Karrigan versus Harding
278
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,092
a bloody ear, a busted kneecap
279
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,027
rivalries can bring
out the worst in us.
280
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,396
- God, you are boring
even, even in the future.
281
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,267
- Now, 20 years ago, I
lost to my own doughboy.
282
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,935
Mmm, pudgy.
283
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,271
And that day changed
our lives forever.
284
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,007
You see, my cookie
dough loving friend here
285
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,542
he pushed me the right
way and together we
286
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,612
elevated the game we
love, competitive aerobics
287
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,148
to the next level and I'm
gonna be honest with you.
288
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,985
Joe went through some
major hard times.
289
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,987
- Aww come on, what
happened to old Joe?
290
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,855
- Cataracts, early
onset dementia,
291
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,191
incontinence, sprained ankle.
292
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,558
- Eight failed marriages
293
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,594
- Wow I got married eight times?
294
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,296
- Yeah, divorced ten.
295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,899
- And of course the infamous
penis accident of 2024
296
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,300
- Oh no what
happened to my dick?
297
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,234
- There was a rattle snake.
298
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,203
- But here he is, nonresponsive,
299
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,339
noncommunicative, no
idea why he's here,
300
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,877
where he is, who you
are and yet here he is.
301
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,079
- What about you, did
anything bad happen to you?
302
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,047
- No.
303
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,116
- Tonight, I celebrate us.
304
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,485
Taking your hand,
forever champions!
305
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:16,389
Thank you, thank you.
306
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,357
- Um, are you gonna say anything
307
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,959
actually positive about him?
308
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,128
This is his award.
- Yes.
309
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,529
Um, oh. Yeah, uh..
310
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,433
Yeah, big guy..
311
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,535
This is for you, take it!
312
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:34,241
Check him cause I think
I smell a poopy, k?
313
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,250
- So my future's
terrible no matter what?
314
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,253
- Your future is what
you make of it, Joe.
315
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,421
So don't be a bitch.
316
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,324
- Barry, why are
you so hard on me?
317
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,362
- I'm hard on you because
I'm your best friend.
318
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,497
- What? Why are you shaking me?
319
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,569
- Barry Cross is my best friend!
320
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,573
Ahh! God! Mom, I'm awake!
321
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,175
- That's not why I hit you.
322
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,310
I am tired of your
antics, Joseph
323
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,644
you have become a liability.
324
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,313
- Mom, you're overreacting.
325
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,447
- Oh, really?
326
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,018
Tina found you passed
out in Barry's room
327
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,153
she had to drag your
limp body through the
328
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,455
kitchen so that the
press didn't see you.
329
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,690
- Good for her.
330
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,693
- Where are you going?
331
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,495
- I'm getting ready
for my speech!
332
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,131
- Absolutely not! We have
too much on the line.
333
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,234
If Barry even senses
any weakness he'll
just pounce again.
334
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,136
- Mom, I've got
this, I just got back
335
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,105
from my spiritual
journey with Barry
336
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,473
We're good now!
337
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,109
- Well, you are absolutely
not speaking tonight.
338
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:46,113
- Unless I die between now and
the gala I am giving a speech
339
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:50,183
- Fine! One jumbled sentence
and I will have Mrs. Winters
340
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,019
rip that microphone
out of your hand.
341
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,553
- Damn right I will.
342
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,655
- You can rip whatever
you want
343
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,526
- He's a mess
344
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,760
- I can get him out of
there, I just need charcoal,
345
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,529
cayenne pepper and
a turkey baster.
346
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,530
- Turkey baster?
347
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,431
- Yep.
348
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,699
- Joseph, that's not a toilet.
349
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,307
- Thank you,
Seattle Superbodies.
350
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,408
Ah, so great.
351
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,645
Another Dancetarian
for you shelves.
352
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,381
Their aerobics programs
in Filipino prisons
353
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,617
are inspiring inmates
around the world.
354
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,219
Now, I know it's getting late,
355
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,488
and everyone needs to rest
up for the finals tomorrow.
356
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,123
So, without further ado,
357
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,693
I would like to introduce our
last speaker to the stage.
358
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,496
Joe Force will be accepting
359
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,131
the CAC Icon Award
360
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,733
on behalf of his father,
361
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,436
the dearly beloved
Colonel Force.
362
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,581
- Thank you.
363
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,550
Biting someone's ear off.
364
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,752
Smashing knee caps.
365
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,088
Cookie dough.
366
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,322
Those are the
things I think about
367
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,724
when I think about Barry Cross.
368
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,059
- Um, are you okay,
369
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:06,693
because your mother told me...
- Yeah.
370
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,660
No, I'm fine, I just...
371
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,429
I'm going to borrow this.
372
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,632
My father was a juggernaut.
373
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,768
The King of Aerobics.
374
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:20,473
The most important man in
the history of our sport.
375
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,642
But, he faced competition.
376
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,746
But what did he do about it?
377
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,450
He said bring it the fuck on
378
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,654
because he knew that
competition made him stronger.
379
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,757
What did I do, huh?
380
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,227
What did I do, Dad?
381
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,396
I lost one time, and
I ran away from home.
382
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,333
I started a terrible band,
383
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,501
built a bar in my car,
384
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,139
had sex with a lot of women
that I know regret it,
385
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:56,276
and, lived off of a
potato-based diet for years.
386
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,179
And whiskey, and rum, I
mean, a lot of alcohol.
387
00:17:59,212 --> 00:17:59,846
And drugs.
388
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,514
It's not my point.
389
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,682
My point is,
390
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,285
people say that when
starting aerobics,
391
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,486
all you have to do
392
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,521
is learn how to
take the first step.
393
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,158
So, I'm gonna do that tonight.
394
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,329
I'm gonna invite my
rival, my friend,
395
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,598
Barry Cross, to the stage.
396
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,468
Barry Cross, ladies
and gentlemen.
397
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,841
You see, aerobics is
not about fighting.
398
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:33,413
It's about using competition
to make yourself better.
399
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,452
To Colonel Tom Force,
the King of Aerobics.
400
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,590
Hear that?
401
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,591
That's a freight train.
402
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,193
It's coming straight for you.
403
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,328
I'm gonna mow you down and
have sex with your wife.
404
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,596
Choo-choo!
405
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,799
- Son of a bitch.
406
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,866
I hate you.
407
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,235
Your father hated you.
408
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,736
Your mother's gonna hate
you when I beat you.
409
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,338
You know what?
410
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,839
I'm gonna put her to work
for me in my juice bar,
411
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,208
tight clothes,
412
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,842
20-year-old douche
bags objectifying her
413
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,244
from morning to night.
414
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,812
She's gonna reek of
codfish liver old.
415
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,455
- Let's get ready to tumble!
416
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,633
- Hey.
417
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,802
- We need to talk.
418
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,737
- Come in.
419
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,339
- Barry won't speak to me.
420
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,208
He's turned off his phone,
moved into a new suite,
421
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,844
locked himself into his
portable hyperbolic chamber.
422
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,978
- Oh, no.
423
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,280
How could he?
424
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,381
- I don't know, I...
425
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,815
Oh, don't even
pretend like you care.
426
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,751
You're the reason that
this has all happened.
427
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,286
You stormed into my room
428
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,454
and dropped a bomb
on my marriage,
429
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,888
and now I'm never gonna
win my husband back.
430
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,990
- I'm sorry, I was
high on diet pills.
431
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,392
- Oh, this is why
I don't help people
432
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:56,563
because when you help
people things get messy.
433
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,530
What is this?
434
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,666
- Oh, um, I'm rehearsing
my finals performance.
435
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,733
It's amazing.
436
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,302
- I'm sure.
437
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,603
- Do you need a place to stay?
438
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,605
- No, I just...
439
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,573
Don't do that.
440
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,507
Stop...
441
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,575
Don't!
442
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,643
You always do that shit.
443
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,680
- So, why are you here?
444
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,284
- Because I can't control
either of you idiots.
445
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,654
But, I can help
you win this thing.
446
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,856
If everything goes south,
447
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,024
and I get divorced
after all this,
448
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,859
I am gonna need that
money more than you do.
449
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,760
- Oh...
450
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,330
Really?
451
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,432
- Divorces are expensive.
452
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,702
So...
453
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,037
- So, what?
454
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,440
- So, show me what you got.
455
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,810
Oh, my...
456
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,545
- Oh, my routine.
457
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,880
Oh, right, okay.
458
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,382
Sit down.
459
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,283
Sit.
460
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,454
Okay, and I got
these, a little music.
461
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,693
- On the
next Let's Get Physical...
462
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,828
- What is it going to take
463
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,930
for you two to
stay on your marks?
464
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,498
- Colonel's got
millions a dollars.
465
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,767
- You sold half
our gym to Claudia?
466
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,002
Two-faced, skanky waif.
467
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,738
- Stay until the
end of the finals,
468
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,340
and then we'll figure it out.
469
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,342
I'm gonna give the
greatest losing performance
470
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,009
anyone has ever seen.
471
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,346
Holy shit, I'm gonna win.
472
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,680
- Grandma's house.
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