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A POP Original Series
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- Previously,
on Let's Get Physical.
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- Who got murdered?
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- You did, bitch.
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In front of your minions.
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We will beat you in
the aerobics finals.
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- Once we place in regionals,
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we will go on to
the aerobics finals.
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- It's the one advantage we
have against the Metrics,
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that we're a team, not a cult.
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- Welcome to
the CAC team regionals.
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Our top two teams will
advance to the finals.
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Next up, Team Metrics!
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- I just wanna whip out
my dad's secret move,
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you know, and make 'em suck it.
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- Janet said we need
to pace ourselves
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and save it for finals.
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- Oh, Janet also said
masturbating makes you blind
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and I can see fine.
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- How do I look?
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- Uh?
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You look stupid.
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- Yeah, you look stupid, too.
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- Remember, you're
doing this for the cash.
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And to spite your father.
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- Can I get a hug?
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- Erm, no.
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- Thanks for the pep talk, mom.
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- Come on guys, let's line up.
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- I can see your giblets.
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Sorry, new meds.
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They make me say things
I'm thinking out loud.
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- Are you sure
you're good to go?
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- Oh yeah, perfect.
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I like giblets.
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- Okay guys, it's go time.
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Wigs on.
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- This is obscene.
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I can see his dick.
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- Now, the moment of truth.
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After careful consideration
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and, dare I say,
heated liberation,
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we have decided
that, unfortunately,
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no team will be going on
to the finals this year.
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- What?
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- What?
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- What, this is your fault.
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- This is you, man.
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- Don't copy me.
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- Shut up!
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- Herbert, Herbert.
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You come back here right now.
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- This is your fault.
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- Hey, what do
you mean my fault?
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- You hairy bitch,
she's probably mad
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because you were cheating.
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- Don't you push me, Joe Force,
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I'm warning you.
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- I'm warning you, Barry.
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Don't push me.
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- Don't push me.
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I just said no pushing.
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- You wanna go?
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- You want this?
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- I've been wanting
this my whole life.
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- I didn't wanna do
this to you, man.
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- Let's do it.
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- I didn't wanna do this to you.
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I didn't wanna do
this to you, come on.
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Whatcha gonna do?
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What're you gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do?
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Come on, come on.
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Whatcha gonna do?
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Okay.
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- That means come.
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- No hitting the face.
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- No hitting the balls.
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- No balls, no face.
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- Okay, let's do it.
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- Stop him!
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- Force and Metrics.
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If it's any consolation,
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you two were the
best teams, by far.
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- Well why, then?
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- Payback's a bitch
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- Payback, what is
he talking about?
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- I have no idea.
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I don't play games, I win them.
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- Wait!
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It says we have until midnight
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until the scores
become official, see.
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We have a chance.
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- Then let's get the piss-ant.
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- So, are we like
calling a temporary truce
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to defeat our common enemy?
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- Ask her.
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She still hates me because I
broke her little boy's heart.
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- Oh no, he deserved that.
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I hate you because you're
a conniving little trollop
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who will stop at nothing
to get what she wants.
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- Oh so you hate
her for being you.
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Sorry, it's these new meds.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Let's go.
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- You're choking me.
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- That's what your wife said
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when she blew me in high school.
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- Shut up!
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You're choking me.
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- Don't make me throw
water on you mangy muts.
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- While you two have
been busy 69ing,
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we've actually been working
on a way to fix this.
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- Okay, pause.
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- Pause, just pause.
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- We're coming right back
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to this position.
- I was winning.
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- Okay, if this plans involves
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getting a revenge on
Herbert, then I'm in.
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- Well, we don't need
muscle on this one.
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- So what, you girls are
going on a road trip?
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- Oh yeah, just
three hot bitches
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on a road trip to hell, yahoo!
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- She's on a new medication.
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- Why don't you
wait at the house?
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We'll call if we need you.
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- What?
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- What the hell
just happened there?
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- Some reverse
misogynistic bullshit.
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- Ever since Wonder
Woman came out, I swear.
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- It's like everything
men do is wrong
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or stupid or (snorts
and spits) gross.
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- If we were smart,
what we would do is
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come up with our own plan
to get into the competition.
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- Wait.
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You mean like work together?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm saying
we work together.
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- I mean the girls did it.
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We can do it.
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- If the girls can do it.
- I'll do it.
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- Wait,
- I can do it too.
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I'm not sure if you can do it,
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but I know I can do it.
- No, I can work with you.
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- I can do it.
- Let's work together then.
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- Fine, we'll both do it.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
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- No, not that.
- No more of that.
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- Okay, so what's the move?
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- We go to my mom's house,
and we get some food
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because I can't do this
on an empty stomach.
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- Good idea, there's
a place near you
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that just started delivering
turmeric covered kimchi.
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- Or I could just take a dump
in a bucket and eat that.
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Or we'll eat what you want.
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I don't care, I don't care.
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- Take a dump in a bucket!
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- That's it, that's
Herbert's house.
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- Hey, Claud, since we're
like besties for the day,
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can I ask you
something personal?
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Why'd you choose Barry over Joe?
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- Interesting question.
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- It wasn't because he beat
Joe in the competition.
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Barry's extremely successful
and has a really good body
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which doesn't hurt.
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It was Joe who pushed me away,
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sort of taking me for granted
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and treating me like
I didn't matter.
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- Just like Barry then.
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- And why are you so curious?
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- I'm thinking
about banging Joe.
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Dammit.
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Meds.
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- No.
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- It's cool.
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It's gluten free.
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- Yeah, that's gonna help.
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- I got you this,
Hibiscus vodka.
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- Hibiscus.
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- Yeah, sure.
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- You remember Vicky?
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- Vontinetta?
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- Sticky Vicky.
- Sticky Vicky, yeah.
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- Tried to give me my
first hand job back here.
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- Tried?
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- Well, button-flys.
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Who ever thought they
were a good idea?
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They're basically a chastity
belt for teenage boys.
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Okay listen, if
we're gonna do this,
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we have to come up
with an awesome plan,
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something the girls
would never think of.
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- Yeah, like
something that's like
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we're not fuck ups,
we're smart too.
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- We need something
to keep us in check,
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some sort of insurance.
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- Uh-huh, insurance.
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Oh, I got it!
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Oh!
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We shoot humiliating
videos of each other.
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You have something on me,
I have something on you,
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and if either of us
does anything cute,
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then click, it goes viral.
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- You're serious?
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- It's the perfect insurance.
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- You wanna use blackmail as
a bond of everlasting trust?
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- Absolutely!
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- Works for me.
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- Yeah.
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We're good at this.
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- Aw, man, this is
gonna be so good! Ooh!
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You ready? Begin.
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- I hate you.
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- Oh, yeah! Oh, good!
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Oh, yeah, eat it, piggy.
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Yeah, eat your
feelings, you fat bitch!
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Yeah! Om nom nom nom nom nom.
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Yeah, you-- Oh, is it too much?
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Is it too delicious?
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- Yeah. Oh, yeah!
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Gah!
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Oh, you're good at this.
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D'you know many carbs
are in these things?
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Now talk.
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- Hi, I'm Barry Crock
from The Metrix.
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People think I'm a fitness guru
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but I can live this
charade no longer!
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- Say "char-odd."
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- Well, I think it's
pronounced "char-aid."
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- Yeah, but it's funnier
if you say "char-odd."
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Makes you seem like a douche.
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- But I can live this
"char-odd" no longer.
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- Keep eating, piggy!
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- Oh, fuck.
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- Ugh, that even
made me throw up.
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In my mouth a little, ugh!
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- Well, if you feel
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like you've been misled by
me or any Metrix products,
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come on down for a full refund!
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- Yeah, now finish it off.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, so much sugar.
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- Okay. Ah, that was good.
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That was a good job.
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I could crush you with this.
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I could destroy you with this.
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- Yeah, well, you better
get ready, partner,
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'cause I got somethin'
just as nasty for you.
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- There he is. Get down!
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Get down! Get down!
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Did he see us?
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- Hey, ladies,
wanna come inside?
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- How did you know it was us?
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- I recognized the car!
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And your Fitness by Force
license plate says JANET F.
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And I saw your faces.
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- I got the camera rolling!
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We are ready! Let's do it!
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- I am a musician.
A rock musician.
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Can't you just kick me
in the nuts or something?
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- No! That wouldn't hurt enough.
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- Kick me, Barry! In my dick!
263
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- Hey! I ate
monosodium glutamates!
264
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,297
You are doing this!
265
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,801
Action.
266
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,973
- I'm Joe Force, and I'm a ...
267
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,240
Nope, nope, I can't.
268
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,275
- Say it.
269
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,244
- Need to drink.
270
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,147
- Don't drink it
all, that's mine.
271
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,015
It's good stuff.
272
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,416
- I am-- Gah!
273
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,251
- Good, right?
- No!
274
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,219
No, it's terrible.
275
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,454
It tastes like liquid
potpourri. Okay ...
276
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,355
- Just say it.
277
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,525
- I'm Joe Force.
278
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,128
- Holy-- Oh, f--
279
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,166
- Shew! Oh, my
god, are you okay?
280
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,434
- It's fine, it goes
through the deck.
281
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,169
There's slats for that.
282
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,170
- Is that what
the slats are for?
283
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,039
- That's better. I feel better.
284
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:20,974
- Okay, ready?
285
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:21,875
- Okay.
286
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,315
I'm Joe Force, and I'm ...
287
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,416
I'm a ...
288
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,220
I'm a Belieber.
289
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,857
- Okay, do the thing.
290
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,757
Ready?
291
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,494
- Justin Bieber is
my spirit animal,
292
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:45,132
a modern day Elvis with
the swagger of Jagger
293
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,936
and the social relevance
of John Lennon?
294
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,170
- Sing the song we wrote!
295
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,040
- We wrote a song
for you, Justin,
296
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:58,078
and it's called "Justin You,
Justin Me, Justin Time."
297
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,341
- Cut!
298
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,809
It's actually a good song.
299
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,280
- Something in me is gone.
300
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,984
- So you knew Richard Simmons?
301
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,852
- Mm-hmm. When he was hot.
302
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,521
- So, Herbert ..
- Yes?
303
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,424
- If you could sit there
and honestly tell us
304
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,193
that Fitness by
Force and The Metrix
305
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,195
aren't good enough to go
through to the finals,
306
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,396
we'll just walk out of here
307
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,031
and we'll never
mention it again.
308
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,534
- Hmm.
- I thought so.
309
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,137
- Then why?
310
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,372
- My one passion in life
was to become president
311
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,175
of the competitive
aerobics competition.
312
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,277
Sixteen years I ran for office,
313
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:08,015
and sixteen years
I lost by one vote.
314
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,284
One influential, deciding vote.
315
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,186
- Colonel.
- Mm-hmm.
316
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,323
- Even from the grave he
finds ways to screw me over.
317
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,563
- No, no, you gotta delete this.
318
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,497
- No!
- No!
319
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,432
- No!
- Hey, no!
320
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,566
Mine is way worse than yours.
321
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,202
- No, it's not. My
whole brand is at risk.
322
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,370
- Yeah, so is mine!
323
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,304
- You don't have a brand.
324
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,539
You're an unemployed musician.
325
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,307
- Yeah, but I will
continue to be one
326
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,909
if that ever gets out!
- Nope.
327
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,210
- You gotta shoot another one.
328
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,278
Take your dick out.
329
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,279
- I'm starting to think
330
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,448
that making this videos
with you was a bad idea.
331
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,415
- Yeah, it is a bad idea.
332
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,516
This is so dumb.
333
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,919
What are we doing?
- Stupid.
334
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,320
- How drunk are we?
335
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,455
- I'm sober as a bird.
336
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,658
- I know
what we should do!
337
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,460
We should make another video!
338
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,627
With both of us!
339
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,197
- That's a great idea.
340
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,199
Simultaneously committing
the same horrific act
341
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,634
so that we're equally
incriminated equally.
342
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,436
- Wait, are you saying
we both look dumb?
343
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,174
- Ah!
344
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,480
- Joe, let's do it, man.
345
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,714
- Hold on.
346
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,049
- Look at that, it's
professional grade.
347
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,117
- A good idea.
348
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,451
- This is the best idea.
349
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,453
Now we're gonna definitely
trust each other.
350
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,621
- Mmhmmm, yeah.
351
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,623
- This is why I'm
glad we're not idiots.
352
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,558
- We are so smart!
353
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,127
- We know what we're doing.
354
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,695
- I wonder what the girls
are doing right now.
355
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,398
- They're probably like,
"This was a bad idea,
356
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,200
it's stupid!"
357
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,469
- Like, where are the guys
to help us make decisions?
358
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,339
Ah, yeah, there we go.
359
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,041
- There we go.
360
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,377
- Herbert, the
military perceived
aerobics to be toO gay.
361
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,612
- Ugh.
362
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,679
- It was Tom's mission
to prove that it was
363
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,315
a manly endeavor.
364
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,516
- Oh, Janet.
365
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,084
He didn't ruin me
because I'm gay.
366
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,552
After all, if a man
can't be gay in aerobics,
367
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,487
where can he be gay?
368
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,724
No, he did it because I
broke his all-time record
369
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,427
at the Annual Lone
Star Rifle Competition.
370
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,095
Bang, bang!
371
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,998
- Um, but, what about us?
372
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:05,732
The metrics?
373
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,734
- Oh, Mary's just a dick.
374
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,170
- Hey, Bar-Bar?
375
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,104
- Uh-huh?
376
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,105
- Why do we hate each other?
377
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,574
I know that you stole
my crown, and my girl,
378
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:18,011
and my dad's affection, but
like, where did it start?
379
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,312
I just don't remember.
380
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,713
- You seriously don't remember?
381
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,581
- I really don't.
382
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,116
Was it about politics?
383
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,784
- No, man, no.
384
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,354
In high school I idolized you.
385
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,755
- Really?
386
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,724
- You knew how to work out,
and how to talk to girls,
387
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,760
and smoke weed.
388
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:37,064
- You know, if you boil
life down to an essence,
389
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,465
that's all there really is.
390
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,135
- You were everything man
and I was, like you are now.
391
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,072
I was fat and I didn't have
any friends, nobody liked me.
392
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,407
I was puffy.
393
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,077
You became my friend,
it was so nice.
394
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,345
And overnight I went from
getting atomic wedgies
395
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,580
to giving 'em.
396
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,415
- That is the American dream.
397
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,219
- Then you, you dumped me, man.
398
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,221
You dropped me like a bitch.
399
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,223
- Ah, I'm sure
you're exaggerating.
400
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,092
You're probably
remembering it wrong.
401
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,360
- You stood up on the roof
of the school with a bullhorn
402
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,330
and said, "Hey, Barry, I'm
droppin' you like a bitch."
403
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,632
And then later, on the
intercom, you said,
404
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,767
"Hey, everybody,
Barry's a fat bitch.
405
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,169
Don't go to lunch with him."
406
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,671
Then I sat alone for
like three years.
407
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,741
- Oh yeah, that was me.
408
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,180
You know, you should
be thanking me,
409
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,448
'cause look at you now!
410
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,382
- Hibiscus.
411
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,118
- I motivated your life, man.
412
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,385
- You know what?
413
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,486
Put it all behind us.
414
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,155
- The past is in the past.
415
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,656
- We talking through
it, look at this.
416
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,392
- You know, talking things out
makes us feel better, right?
417
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:43,096
- Alright, Herb, so what can
we do to make this right?
418
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,097
- Yes, Herb.
419
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,365
What do you want?
420
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,267
- Well I want what
I've always wanted.
421
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,568
To be president.
422
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,137
But it's too late for that.
423
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,138
- Is it?
424
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,540
Janet's the queen mother
of the aerobics empire.
425
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,543
And Claudia is the
mastermind, you're welcome,
426
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,212
of the most high-profile
fitness brand in the state.
427
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,580
- If we were to
pool our resources,
428
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,682
we could make sure
that you're elected.
429
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,619
Providing, of course, our
teams make it through.
430
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,723
- Bang, bang!
431
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,196
- You know what, let's do this.
432
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,230
Let's do this!
433
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765
- Yeah, let's do it!
434
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,767
- We're gonna do it, okay.
- Let's do it.
435
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,435
- Okay, you sure
this is a good idea?
436
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,537
- What could possibly be
more mutually humiliating?
437
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,906
- Oh, and this is not
weird because you're a guy,
438
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,309
it's weird because
you're you, ya know?
439
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,744
Okay, uh, you don't have
to take off your shirt.
440
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,612
- I gotta do this.
441
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,780
- Yeah, but don't.
442
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,681
- We're gonna do
it, we gotta do it.
443
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,548
- No, but.
444
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,916
- Alright.
445
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,351
- Do it.
446
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,486
- Okay, do it, okay.
447
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,853
- Hold on.
448
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:41,754
- Alright, yep.
449
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,525
- Okay.
- Hibiscus.
450
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,693
- Okay.
- Okay.
451
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,161
- Close your eyes.
452
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:48,928
- Okay do it.
453
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,796
- You do it.
454
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:50,830
- Do it.
- Do it!
455
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,265
- Do it!
- Do it!
456
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,366
- Do it!
457
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,801
- Be a man and kiss me.
458
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,269
- You know what? I'm gonna
be a man, open your eyes.
459
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,270
Open your eyes, let's be men.
460
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,371
- No, let's close our eyes.
461
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,273
- No, I'm gonna be a man.
462
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,241
And I'm gonna kiss you.
463
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,542
- Okay, be a man and kiss me!
464
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,411
- Pull your hair in, and
I've got mine in too.
465
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,278
- Okay.
466
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:05,945
- Okay, ready?
467
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,813
- One.
- One.
468
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:07,680
- Two.
469
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,948
- Hang on.
470
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,383
- Yep.
- Gently.
471
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,520
- Barry?
472
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,387
W-T-F?
473
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,888
I knew it.
474
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,257
- Wait, what was that
supposed to mean?
475
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,525
- Oh, no no no, it's cool.
476
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,393
We're just burying the hatchet.
477
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,294
- Yeah, it looked
like you were about
478
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,295
to bury something else.
479
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,730
- Kinda hot, actually.
480
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,500
- This is all part of a master
plan where we get Herbert
481
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,968
to let us into the finals.
482
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,738
- What does a makeout
video have to do with
483
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,972
getting you back into the CAC?
484
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,474
- Tell 'em.
485
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,512
- I don't know how we
got here, but we're here.
486
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,714
- Well, it doesn't
matter, because you're in.
487
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,316
- What, how'd you pull that off?
488
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,285
- It turns out that Herbert
just wanted to run the CAC
489
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,321
so, we convinced the current
president to step down.
490
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,523
- With help from Claudia
for threatening to expose
491
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,924
some of his shady
financial dealings online.
492
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,927
- And Janet put in a few
calls to her old friends,
493
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:55,862
and voila!
494
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,331
President Langworth.
495
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,699
- Oh, wow.
496
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,735
- Ya know, it's not
like kidnapping plan.
497
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,603
- There's no kidnapping.
498
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,571
- Good for three girls.
499
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,605
- Good for you guys.
500
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,573
- Way to work together guys.
501
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,308
- What is going on?
502
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,809
Why am I blowing up?
503
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,844
- I keep getting more
popular every day.
504
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:17,750
- Barry, what is this
video of you pigging out?
505
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,287
- Oh no.
506
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,760
No no, I did that
before we made up.
507
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:28,761
We're cool now.
508
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,796
- You keep hurting me!
509
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,663
- No!
510
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,531
- You keep hurting me!
511
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,399
- No, stop!
512
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,600
You're overreacting!
513
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,034
- I'm gonna give you
an atomic wedgie!
514
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,736
- Seriously, you two are babies.
515
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,970
Babies!
516
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,577
- All metric stress
pauses have 20 seconds
517
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,778
in which to leave my house.
518
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,414
This truce is over.
519
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,048
You're going down, bitches.
520
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,383
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
521
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,752
That kiss meant nothing
to me, by the way.
522
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,559
- Where'd ya get a whip?
523
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,862
- A gift from the gardener.
524
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,632
- Cool.
525
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,470
- Next time,
on Let's Get Physical.
526
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,572
- Takin' my girls
on a farewell tour!
527
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,607
- Now, we dance like Joe Force.
528
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,809
- What happened to your face?
529
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,944
- Your mother.
530
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,547
- Stuffed crust
pizza for everyone!
531
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,750
- I live with my mom and
my life is falling apart!
532
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,618
- Dance is a form of healing.
533
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,721
- I can't, I mean, you guys
aren't buying this, right?
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