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Help!
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Let me go!
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Oi!
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Hey, lady!
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Are you deaf?
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Help!
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I told you, there's no point shouting.
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Why do you have to
do it out here though?
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I fucking hate nature, man!
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Worms and dragonflies trying
to get into my goatee and shit!
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Well, you shouldn't have shagged the
boss's latest fiancée, should you?
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Listen, you wouldn't
understand. But I'm a man.
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And sometimes, a man's gotta
do what a man's got... Oh!
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What's that buzzing? Is it on my face?
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I can feel its feet on my face!
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Graves always take so much longer
to dig than you think, don't they?
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Jamie?
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- Are you gonna help?
- Hm?
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Oh...
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sorry, I was just thinking.
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I'm thinking I'm finally
ready to have a baby, Fran.
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Yeah... you're nearly 50,
I mean, you're in your prime.
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This is something you've
talked about with Colin, is it?
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Colin?
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Um...
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impossibly hot swimwear model?
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Works with disadvantaged kids?
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- Your boyfriend, Colin.
- Oh, that Colin.
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Sorry, he's very forgettable.
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No, I think this is something
I could do on my own.
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Please let me sit on a mat,
or a little chair or something.
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That bug's been eyeing me
up for the last 20 minutes.
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I swear man's got designs on me.
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You had sex with a
crime boss's trophy bride
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in the toilets of his strip club
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and you're scared of
a few creepy-crawlies?
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
I know there are downsides.
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Is it fair to bring
a child into all this?
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- Yeah, our job.
- Our world, Fran.
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War, climate change, those Thai
boys still stuck in that bloody cave!
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Got out two years ago, Jamie?
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Do you have any idea how much
responsibility it is bringing up a child?
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Well, think what you
like, I know I can do it.
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OK, prove me wrong then.
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Look after this egg for
24 hours. Bet you can't.
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- An egg?
- An egg.
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It's like one of those
responsibility exercises.
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You have to treat it exactly
as you'd treat a newborn.
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Piece of cake. You're on.
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That one doesn't count.
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Oh, shit!
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Aaargh!
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Oh, shit!
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God, he's in the woods. Come on!
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We need to hurry up and find this guy.
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Mr K's gonna lose his shit
if we don't finish this job.
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This guy's dangerous.
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He ripped off somebody's arm
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and used it as a club
to beat him to death.
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Oh, that sounds painful.
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How do you know this is the right way?
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Because this place is teeming
with signs and symbols.
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What's this?
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A piece of poo?
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Jamie... this just isn't
any old poo. This is...
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It's fresh wolf faeces.
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Impressive.
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How does it lead us to the target?
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- It doesn't.
- So why did you just lick that poo?
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I don't know.
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- What are you doing?
- Just, er...
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... putting the finishing
touches to my egg baby.
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Why does he look like Hitler?
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- What are you talking about?
- His tache.
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- It's a nose.
- Er...
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that's ridiculous!
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You told me to treat
the egg like a real baby.
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Real babies have faces.
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It's Motherhood 101.
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Well, I think Motherhood 101
is not dressing up your baby
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to look like it's dreaming
of a 1,000-year Reich.
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Anyway, we need to get the target.
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It's that way.
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There's a herd of bulls there, so...
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- There's a path there.
- Yes, it's this way.
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Oh, this is knackering.
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Where is he? I could have sworn
the noise was coming from here.
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Fran, what if we can't find
our way back and get stranded?
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Will we have to drink each other's piss?
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Why each other's? I mean, surely
you just drink your own piss.
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Good point.
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Huh, the jungle is no place for a child.
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The woods... Jamie.
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This is Surrey, not the Amazon.
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We're only two miles from
the nearest Laura Ashley.
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Oh, God.
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We're lost, aren't we?
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Well, lucky for you,
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you're with a trained survivalist.
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Weren't you kicked out of
the Brownies after two weeks?
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I mean, I think I was too good
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and that can be very
intimidating for little ones.
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Wasn't it 'cos you knocked Jessica
Baldwin off the climbing frame?
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It was an accident.
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- But...
- The inquiry was a sham.
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Didn't prove anything.
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And you never got
your cleanliness badge.
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I don't think about it now, to
be honest, it was irrelevant.
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Anyway, my Uncle Feurlin, ex-SAS,
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taught me all the techniques
he used to track the Taliban.
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And later, illegally...
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Cherie Blair.
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- What's the first rule of the wilderness?
- There are no rules?
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No. Pool your resources.
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Let's empty our pockets.
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Good thinking. You see?
You're at it already.
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Oh, hello.
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- I've been looking for this for ages.
- A slide whistle?
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In another situation, this
could come in very handy.
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What, when we're working
as Edwardian stage hands?
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Come on, we need to focus.
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We need to track the target. And, as any
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trained survivalist knows,
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you have to head in a single
direction and you do not deviate.
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Last thing you do is
double back on yourself. OK?
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Oh, for f... !
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How did that happen?
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Shall we try another single direction?
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- This way.
- Wha... ?
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Jamie, what are you doing?
You'll give away our position.
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I need to play music to Pip.
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They say it makes your child smarter.
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This whole treating an egg
like your baby WAS your idea.
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Yeah, OK. Well, you win, all right?
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You're going to be an incredible
mother, so let's move on and drop it
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- so we can get on with the job.
- Nice try, Fran.
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You'll have to work a lot
harder to make me fail this test.
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New rule of the wilderness:
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no slide whistle.
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- I'm hungry, Fran.
- Mm.
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Well, if you do want something to
eat, there's an obvious solution.
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- That's my boy you're talking about.
- Imagine him on toast.
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Hey...
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... what if HE'S watching US?
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You know, sort of hunter
becomes the hunted sort of thing?
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I bet he's whittled
himself a weapon by now.
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As long as he doesn't sneak up
on us, we're fine. OK? Trust me.
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There is nothing to be scared of.
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- Aaargh!
- Arrrgh!
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- What is that, Fran?
- I don't know.
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There be witches in this jungle.
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Again, not a jungle.
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Quick, it's getting dark, we need to go.
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What was that?
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I told you he was hunting us, Fran.
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Probably just an animal or something.
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What are you making?
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One of Uncle Feurlin's mantraps.
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He used to surprise us
with them at Christmas.
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And if we don't snare the target,
we're bound to get something to eat.
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- Oh, I am starving.
- God, me too.
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Do you still think
about having kids, Fran?
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Oh, I don't know. I mean...
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I always thought about adopting, but
it was never the right time, or...
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right person.
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Still, I've got Joao now, anyway.
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From what I make, there's
no way I could afford him,
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- his relatives and a child.
- His relatives?
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Got five of his uncles over from Rio.
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They're back? How come?
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Oh, they're doing some samba contest.
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They're practising pretty
hard from the sound of it.
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Mainly at night.
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Oh, I need a pee.
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- Can you watch Pip?
- Yeah, sure.
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Oh, God, this is
ridiculous, it's just an egg.
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- Fran!
- Oh, er... this isn't what it looks like. Um...
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All right, it is what it looks like.
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Oh, I was so hungry.
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You were about to eat my baby.
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Oh, it's not your baby, it's
just an egg. It's just...
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it's a delicious egg.
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You wanted me to fail the
test, that's what this is about.
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Don't be ridiculous, it
was just a stupid idea.
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You couldn't bear that I'd
prove you wrong for once.
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- Prove me wrong?
- Yeah, show you I've got responsibility
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and do stuff on my own.
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You've been responsible for
an egg for almost five hours.
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- I've been responsible for you my entire life!
- What does that mean?
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Who's the one sweating their
tits off digging a grave?
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Who's the one constantly phoning Mr
K to make sure he doesn't kill us?
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But it's not enough that
I've got Joao and his uncles,
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who are not his uncles
because they're half his age,
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and that's definitely not
samba going on in that bedroom.
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That's homeopathic levels of samba.
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Then I've got you, and I have
to be responsible for you.
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You're my egg.
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I'm going to look for
the target on my own.
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If I stay here, I'll
be found in six months
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wearing a squirrel pelt for a
nappy, getting breast-fed by a fox.
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Yeah? Sounds fun.
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- I prefer being on my own.
- Yeah.
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And that wasn't even a real bird.
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I knew that.
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Fran?
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Huh!
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Oh! Ohhh!
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Jamie?
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Jamie!
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Ohh!
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Hello.
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You found our bird house then.
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Are you OK, sir?
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Come on, mind the string.
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And the sticks.
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- Aaaarggh!
- Aaaaargh!
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My God, it's you.
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Why have you got socks on your hands?
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Only way to keep the bugs out, innit?
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Bugs do some fucked-up shit.
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My cousin knew this guy who
went camping for his stag-do,
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went for a shit and used
a leaf to wipe his arse,
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and the leaf had this weird bug on it,
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and the bug got inside him.
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Then, on his wedding day, he
opened his mouth to say I do,
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but all that came out was loads of bugs.
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Agh! Ohh!
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Ohh!
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Aagh!
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Are you hungry? We're
about to have breakfast.
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Yeah, I'm really...
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- Er, no, I've got to do something.
- What?
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Oh, nothing, I'm just
looking for a friend.
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- We've got home-made granola.
- I've got no time, I can't.
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It would be easier to find your
friend if you had something to eat.
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OK, let's have granola.
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Yeah!
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Any funny business...
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Right, um...
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... any grown-ups looking
after you guys today, or... ?
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Yeah, Brown Owl.
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But she's having one of her... naps.
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Oi! Agh!
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♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪
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♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya... ♪
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Agh!
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Aargh!
250
00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:53,862
Agh! Give it...
251
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,476
Why have you got an egg on your head?
252
00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,904
It's a responsibility exercise,
I'm thinking of having a kid.
253
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,598
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
254
00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:07,633
- Oh, my God, there's a massive spider on your head!
- Aargh!
255
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,724
Right, that's not funny!
256
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:14,145
Entomophobia is a
serious medical condition,
257
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,472
recognised by the Royal
College of Psychiatrists.
258
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,812
Whatever, I'm done with this shit!
259
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:22,956
Oh!
260
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,142
I think that might have
been my last bullet.
261
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,095
Fuck this bullshit.
262
00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:35,998
Fran!
263
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,171
Fran!
264
00:15:39,013 --> 00:15:40,905
Fran!
265
00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:53,745
♪ And that's how she died. ♪
266
00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:56,585
Oh, thanks, guys, really.
267
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,715
It's just work in progress,
but I appreciate that.
268
00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:00,908
I've had so much fun.
269
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,159
Jessica Baldwin will be
spinning in her grave.
270
00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:05,105
- Who's that?
- Nobody.
271
00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:08,671
You cheered me up, though,
seriously. I appreciate it.
272
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:09,865
But I'd better go.
273
00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:12,303
- Aww!
- What were you sad about?
274
00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:14,506
I had an argument with my best mate
275
00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,350
and I'm worried we might
not be friends any more.
276
00:16:17,384 --> 00:16:18,825
That's like me and Amy.
277
00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:21,603
We had a fight when I used
up all her blue sparkle pen,
278
00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:23,708
but then I gave her my pen
that smells like strawberry.
279
00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,068
Now we're friends again.
280
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,390
Interesting.
281
00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:28,749
Will you play us a song before you go?
282
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,614
- No.
- Please, sir!
283
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,362
No, you're just doing that on purpose.
284
00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:34,702
Please! Come on!
285
00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:36,670
- Play us one song.
- No. No.
286
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,168
- No, really.
- One song.
287
00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:39,890
- Oh, all right, all right.
- One song.
288
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:43,157
But bear with because
this is a new medium. OK?
289
00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,912
Um, I call this one...
290
00:16:46,436 --> 00:16:47,586
Pain.
291
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:20,912
Ohh!
292
00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,485
Who's that?
293
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:28,745
Jamie!
294
00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:30,853
- Why are you covered in mud?
- What are you wearing?
295
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:32,825
Well... what are YOU wearing?
296
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:36,865
I managed to find our... friend.
297
00:17:36,893 --> 00:17:39,366
- Oh.
- And I tagged him.
298
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:42,175
Then I lost him. I lost my gun...
299
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,730
... nge I lost my gunge.
300
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,345
I hate when that happens.
301
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,986
I can't believe you lost him, Jamie.
302
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,199
Well, at least I hit him... tagged him.
303
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,191
If you'd been there to help.
304
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,388
- Yeah, well, I've been busy.
- Doing what?
305
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,278
- We played Double Dutch.
- Not now, Haley.
306
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,812
Right, you can't get annoyed
307
00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:02,077
if you were here having a
lovely time with your friends.
308
00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:05,317
- I was out there, on my own, darkness falling...
- Excuse me...
309
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,770
Guys!
310
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,874
We are going to sort this out.
311
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:16,286
A strawberry-flavoured pencil
won't solve this one, Haley.
312
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,029
What's the first rule
of being a Brownie?
313
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:21,210
- There are no rules.
- No, that'd be terrible.
314
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,630
The first rule is:
315
00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:25,425
I promise to do my best
and to be kind and helpful.
316
00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:28,675
Is shouting at each
other kind and helpful?
317
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:29,742
- No, it isn't.
- Not really, no.
318
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:31,212
Right, then, apologise.
319
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:32,391
I'm sorry, Haley.
320
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,545
Not to me, to each other.
321
00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:39,096
I'm sorry, Fran.
322
00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,499
I'm sorry, Jamie.
323
00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:46,444
I am sorry, I really am, I never
meant to say that. You're not my egg.
324
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:51,456
I think I took that egg baby
thing a bit too far, actually.
325
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,612
I don't really think I'm that
cut out to be a mother yet anyway.
326
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,717
D'you know what? I'm
just going to hang back
327
00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,253
and let it just lie for a few years.
328
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:03,739
- Yeah, I mean, no rush.
- Oh, and...
329
00:19:04,732 --> 00:19:06,480
to show that I'm really sorry...
330
00:19:07,745 --> 00:19:09,305
... I'd like you to eat him.
331
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:12,559
- Aw, that's a lovely gesture.
- Isn't it a lovely gesture?
332
00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:13,905
Listen, I'd love to,
333
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:16,161
- but I've just had lots of granola.
- Eat it!
334
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:25,524
All of it.
335
00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:32,748
Pip's tasty, isn't he?
336
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,160
Come on.
337
00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:41,372
Oh, no, sorry, clean uniform.
338
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:44,377
- Oh, you've got your cleanliness badge. Yes.
- Yay!
339
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,785
Oh, thanks, guys. That's too much.
340
00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:52,580
Three, two, one... go!
341
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:55,510
Come on, guys! Pull!
342
00:20:00,338 --> 00:20:02,816
- You can do it, come on!
- Pull!
343
00:20:02,864 --> 00:20:04,663
- Come on!
- Keep pulling.
344
00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:06,266
Come on!
345
00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:08,224
Come on!
346
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,579
You'll get your pulling things badge.
347
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:12,345
Yeah!
348
00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:14,267
So, if my...
349
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:17,534
friend was still lost in the
woods, how would he get out?
350
00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:20,587
I don't know.
351
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:34,684
- She means that there's a road near there.
- Great.
352
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:36,105
Bye, girls.
353
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,620
- Dib dib.
- Bye!
354
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,508
Bye!
355
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,705
- Bye!
- Bye!
356
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,545
Bye! Bye! Bye!
357
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,686
We've been driving up
and down for two hours!
358
00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:00,226
- He's got to come out at some point.
- Maybe he already has.
359
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:03,825
Well, if he has, then it's
simple: we are totally fucked.
360
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:07,571
Oh, God, it's Mr K again.
361
00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:09,392
- I have to speak to him.
- And say what?
362
00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,253
I don't know. I'll just
have to make something up,
363
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:13,147
say there's been a delay.
364
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:17,082
Mr K, hi. Sorry,
terrible reception here,
365
00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:19,378
so, um, the job, yeah, no...
366
00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:23,185
There's just a small issue,
really tiny, actually.
367
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:26,025
- I didn't want to bother you with it...
- Fran, look.
368
00:21:28,964 --> 00:21:32,786
Um, Boss, could you just
give us a few seconds?
369
00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:37,265
Fuck!
370
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,549
Boss, um...
371
00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:47,706
I don't think he's going to be
bothering your girlfriend any more.
372
00:21:53,237 --> 00:21:55,455
Brownies'll clear that up, won't they?
373
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,991
I presume there's a badge for it.
374
00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:03,226
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
375
00:22:03,472 --> 00:22:04,686
We're not gonna kill you here.
376
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,643
This is awaiting. We're not savages.
377
00:22:12,515 --> 00:22:13,734
Time for us to...
378
00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:15,486
show Aunty Jamie what
a good boy you are.
379
00:22:15,737 --> 00:22:17,063
Fuck!
380
00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,080
Can you calm down?
381
00:22:33,339 --> 00:22:36,188
I... I don't want to
get shot and die, so...
382
00:22:36,203 --> 00:22:38,293
obviously fucking no!
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