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HAZUKI MORTUARY

HECTO PASCAL, SENSUAL CALLGIRL

Hey, What's this, huh'?

Stop it.

Daikichi, got nothing to do?

When the typhoon comes soon you guys will also have nothing to do.

Well, that's true.

Daikichi, she's here.

The mortician vulture.

I hear you can fuck her all you want.

Huh?

She let's you fuck her.

No Way.

You idiot, it's true.

Do your funeral there and it comes as a service.

And she gives discount stamps.

What kind of service'?

Huh'? Teru said...

...on the night of the Nemo's wake...

...he did her good.

That's a lie.

Nope. When a typhoon comes she gets that Way.

He said she's like an animal.

A typhoon's coming soon.

She'll get horny.

Then she'll give me a blow job.

Is that all you can talk about?

Huh?

Boring. Going home.

Go home and do What?

The vulture got to you'?

You screwed Grandma Sakai.

Go jerk off.

That's boring.

Say What? Hey!

You only fuck old ladies, fool.

Daikichi, bring a plate for seeds from the kitchen.

Hey...

...Daikichi.

You only pretend to be deaf when it's convenient for you.

If you Won't work, help out at home.

HAZUKI MORTUARY "Seeking Part Time Help"

You're going to Work'?

Yeah, I'll Work.

Hello.

Hello.

I came about the part time job.

Oh, the part time job. You saw the newspaper?

Huh?

The newspaper...

you saw it'?

Oh, yes.

I'm troubling you because my body is small.

Sit over here.

Take the far seat.

Yes.

Oh, can I sit over here'?

I have trouble with this side.

Sorry. Go ahead.

I'm not needy at home, but...

would this be difficult?

I think you know...

we don't have work unless somebody dies.

Oh.

So I should come when somebody dies'?

Well, yes.

But why?

My parents are nagging me to get a job.

You've been living without a job'?

Um, I...

...I Went to a technical high school.

But I'm not good at handling machines.

I'm lousy at things like lathes and Welding.

So, regarding work, until now...

...I'd been loafing around.

When there's death... death.

Pardon me'?

I think you know...

...I Wait for someone to die...

...so they call me "vulture".

Oh'? I can't hear on this side...

...so I don't know anything about that.

My apologies.

I'm sorry for being late.

I don't have mourning clothes.

It's no good?

Well.

If you choose one of these plans...

...We'll take care of everything for the ceremony and wake.

There are no other costs beyond What is Written here.

Really? That's convenient.

From What price?

From a total of $1,300.

Oh, if that's all...

I thought it would be more expensive.

I've been Wondering Where to have the funeral.

I don't want to be extravagant.

If...

you want it at home...

the fee for the location is no charge.

You mean free.

That's good.

Can you prepare a nice image of your Wife'?

Did I have a photo of her?

Relatives can be surprisingly casual with funerals.

You've never lost anybody close.

Um, I only lost my grandpa during elementary school.

That shoe store owner won't remember anything I said.

Why is that?

He Wasn't quite there.

He was supposed to Wear hospital slippers.

But he was Wearing his house sandals.

Furthermore, the sandals didn't match.

He doesn't even remember that.

That's the Way it is.

I'm sorry.

About What?

Your husband.

That's all right.

We all die sometime.

I'm sorry.

Come here.

It's just right.

Yes, probably.

Then Wear this.

Yes.

Today you can't eat until late night.

So eat a lot.

Yes.

Thank you for the food.

Are the somen noodles good?

It's terribly good.

Today won't be "Amen", but Buddhist.

What?

So...

...it won't be "Amen".

Don't make me say it twice.

It's embarrassing.

Sorry.

Is this how'?

May I have a moment?

Hey, what are you doing'?

Oh!

Please sign the book.

I'm Working for Mio from today.

We need to talk.

No, I'm working right now.

Just come with me.

Hey.

What?

What is it?

There.

What is it?

What are you thinking?

Are you an idiot?

She's the grim reaper.

Vulture then grim reaper, she's got a lot of names.

Listen to me.

When the typhoon comes someone will die If the typhoon comes...

Funerals are her business. What's Wrong with that?

Even you depended on her when your father died.

You've really stooped.

Fine. I'm not talking to you.

What's with you'?

You can go home now.

No, I'm helping until we finish.

That's good. Are you all right'?

I'm fine.

I hear a typhoon is coming soon.

You're on a bicycle?

Understood.

LIGHT OF THE DECEASED SPIRIT

I sleep with anybody.

It's waiting down there.

What did you just say'?

If somebody doesn't hold me I'm no longer a Woman.

Do you understand?

Bring your body inside.

Come take a bath.

A man's aroma is in the air.

Unlike everyone...

...I don't have useful ears or mouth.

I was always no good.

So this is all I can do.

Didn't you want to do this'?

Didn't you always want to do this'?

Something pretty is here.

Use your useful mouth.

Hey, how's it going, eh?

Want a drink?

No.

You went to the mortician'?

I probably won't go anymore.

Is that so'?

What do you want'?

Kiyomi, do you do it with anyone?

Huh?

Yeah, that's right. I do it.

Why?

Why do you do it with anyone?

What is it?

Why are you asking? You want to'?

No, that's not it.

It can be anybody'?

To do it'?

It's fine as long as they don't have a disease.

Why is it okay with anyone?

That's what I want to know.

You want to do it now'?

You sex fiend.

What?

Awesome?

It feels incredibly good.

You pulled them out?

High quality for $6,500.

Unreal.

Wait, you got it Wrong. Kiyomi, you got it Wrong.

I'm hungry. That's the reason.

Call me anytime.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

- Kiyomi. - Oh, yeah.

Kiyomi.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

- Kiyomi. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Wasn't it good?

I used to get gang banged.

So anybody is fine.

You're the same.

No different from anybody.

Bye bye.

I'm sorry I didn't help to the end yesterday.

Last night I remembered something.

I'd forgotten all this time.

I'd forgotten that I owe you my life.

Do you remember'?

When I was a kid...

...I was almost run over by a motorcycle.

I can't hear in this ear so...

...I ran out into the street and you pulled me back by the arm.

Dad kneeled to the ground and apologized.

Don't you remember'?

I'm the son of the person who kneeled to the ground.

At the time you said...

...people help each other in times of need.

You remember what I said'?

Dad did.

I see.

When the typhoon comes I get this Way.

When a typhoon comes everyone huddles indoors.

But...

it's dangerous but don't you want to go out'?

Even though it's stupid.

I kind of understand and don't understand.

Doesn't a man's cock get horny?

Because of the typhoon?

You have to do it.

Come to think of it once back in elementary school...

...in a severe rain I played with my penis completely nude and dad scolded me.

That, "... cock get horny"?

I get horny.

I'm hopeless.

The night my husband died I did it by myself.

You don't have to do this.

I've been damned.

A typhoon comes and somebody dies...

...I embrace somebody.

I've been living with that as my nourishment.

Everybody calls me, "vulture". They're right.

Why do you have to punish yourself so much'?

You're Wrong.

You are Wrong.

I'm just self-centered.

Why not do it without a typhoon?

I...

want to pull it out now.

You're still Wrong.

You don't hold me, I hold you.

I'm hopeless.

Mio...

...a rubber.

No.

So take a boat out. Please.

I've been saying it's not possible in this weather.

My husband Went out and hasn't come back.

Please understand.

We fishermen can't cooperate. Sorry.

Please, I beg you I will do anything.

Doing that at a time like this is going out to die.

So my husband Went out to bring back a dead person...

...and he hasn't come back!

I beg you.

Okay? Ask him for me.

Ask your father.

Tell your father!

You're really irritating.

I've asked everybody. It's all I ask!

I beg you!

In the end it's your own convenience.

Please understand.

- I already told you. - You're my only hope. Please!

I beg you!

Here.

For the previous job.

Thank you very much.

I'll call you again.

Well then, I'm leaving.

Oh, Wait a second.

Yes'?

Would you like to have lunch first'?

I accept.

J' Chicken and egg bowl J'

J' Parent and child bowl J'

J' Chicken and egg bowl J'

J' Parent and child bowl J'

This parent and child bowl is very good.

TODAY'S WEATHER 80% Chance of Rain

Southerly wind speed...

18 {wiles per hour.

Inland...

It's coming again.

...severe rainstorm, floods, wind advisory...

Typhoon warnings...

That's right.

...please take plenty of caution...

Do you need discount stamps'?

That's not funny.

My dad died.

Could you arrange the funeral?

I can't do that.

What?

Sorry.

Why is that? Why can't you'?

My father would be appreciative.

He would see how we've gathered...

and be happy right now.

This day...

...for coming in this severe Weather...

...on behalf of my father and family...

...I express my deepest gratitude.

It was so sudden.

The family cannot hide its shock.

But, surprising people was...

Mom, hey!

Why?

Hey, come on.

Let go, son!

Why did you come here'?

What did you do with the money my husband gave you'?

Mom, let go!

I have a reason! You let go!

Listen everybody!

This woman fucked my husband...

...and let him die!

Because she's the grim reaper!

Let go, mom, come on!

I said don't.

Go away you Whore!

Go away!

Auntie, get it together.

Go away!

Whore!

You came to hit me'?

You came to hold me'?

I came to forgive.

There's nothing you can do.

When a storm comes...

you come because you want this body.

Didn't you come to hold me'?

L.V e.

...had enough.

This body...

...do something about it.

Destroy it.

Your father...

...said it's his fault you can't hear in your ear.

He once cried about it.

Come to think of it when I was a kid...

he hit me just once.

Do you resent it'?

Probably...

...I don't resent.

And now the current typhoon information.

Our reporter on site.

Hello, I am' on site

This morning there were very heavy rains...

...and reports of strong thunder.

But now the condition is strong winds.

Was there any damage as a result of the typhoon?

The damage as a result of Typhoon 14 was...

...in the city of i sato...

...there was a landslide and traffic was stopped...

Hey, I've been here all this time thinking about something.

All this time since then...

...I've been here thinking.

I understand many things now.

Your humor is cruel.

So you fed me chicken and eggs as in parent and child.

Did you laugh?

I can't laugh.

That's true.

It was terrible.

I was terrible.

Do you need discount stamps'?

I want it terribly now.

ENGLISH SUBTITLES BY BOBBY WHITE