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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:09,413 [ music ] 2 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:12,620 - wool, cotton, and nylon are all up. 3 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:15,344 But polyester is down. 4 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:19,103 And that's the Sock Market Report. 5 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:21,586 - Thank you, Mary. We now go to Captain Man, 6 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,586 live from the Man's Nest, to explain 7 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:26,586 exactly what happened last night at Swellview Prison. 8 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:28,000 - Thanks for having me. Glad to be here. 9 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,310 Thanks so much. - Thank you 10 00:00:29,413 --> 00:00:30,965 for taking time out of your busy schedule 11 00:00:31,068 --> 00:00:33,689 of letting hundreds of criminals out of jail. 12 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,310 - Let's keep in mind, Trent, 13 00:00:35,413 --> 00:00:37,517 that if inspirational prison movies have taught us anything, 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,413 it's that the vast majority of the people 15 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,517 in that jail were innocent. 16 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,482 - Are you saying that all the criminals 17 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,724 you mistakenly freed were innocent? 18 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:48,586 Criminals like The Toddler, Dr. Minyak, 19 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:52,137 Arson Boy, Frankini-- - Well not necessarily. 20 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:55,172 - I'm not done. Mr. Nice Guy, Jeff, 21 00:00:55,275 --> 00:00:57,620 Lil' Mustache, Big Mustache, 22 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,034 The Midnight Tickler, The Time Jerker, 23 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:02,103 Trenchfoot-- - Okay. Look, we can talk about 24 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:04,206 who escaped all day long-- - And we will: 25 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,724 Sue Nami, The White Collar, Mr. Guilty-- 26 00:01:06,827 --> 00:01:08,655 - Okay we definitely have to catch Mr. Guilty 27 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,241 and we will, I promise-- 28 00:01:10,344 --> 00:01:14,413 - How? You don't have Kid Danger to help you anymore. 29 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:17,034 - Don't you dare say his name. 30 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,517 I have everything under control. 31 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,068 Because I have a new team: Danger Force. 32 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:22,344 - Yes, the ones who helped you 33 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:24,620 free those very guilty criminals. 34 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,517 - Well as we speak, 35 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,206 Danger Force is combing the streets of Swellview... 36 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,517 to find those criminals. 37 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,344 - Why aren't you out there helping them? 38 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:35,931 - If you must know, I have a massage scheduled today... 39 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:37,517 - I'm so sorry. - We didn't know. 40 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,000 - I forgive you. 41 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:42,413 So after I have my massage and a nice glass of spicy milk-- 42 00:01:42,517 --> 00:01:45,241 - Oooh! I love spicy milk. - Who doesn't? 43 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:48,793 Fresh from Swellview's famous spicy cows. 44 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:50,620 - Yeah, so I'll get out there and help Danger Force 45 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:52,655 round up the criminals. If I even have to. 46 00:01:52,758 --> 00:01:54,103 'Cuz any minute now I'll bet my team 47 00:01:54,206 --> 00:01:55,413 is gonna come walking in there and say, 48 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:58,068 "Captain Man -- we got 'em." 49 00:01:58,172 --> 00:02:00,620 - Captain Man -- we got 'em! 50 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:02,172 CAPTAIN MAN: Oooh, right on time -- 51 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:04,758 who'd you get? - Not a who but a what. 52 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:08,551 And that what is some wings. 53 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:10,000 CAPTAIN MAN: You're supposed to be rounding up criminals. 54 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:11,206 - We were. 55 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,344 - No criminals at the wing store. 56 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:13,517 - Just these bad boys. 57 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,551 Amirite?! - Hey-yo! 58 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:17,137 VOLT: Oh hey! Are we live? 59 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:18,241 - Yes, yes we are. 60 00:02:18,344 --> 00:02:19,827 - Whattup NEWSERS??? 61 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,482 - Okay, this is my interview. 62 00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:23,413 - It doesn't seem like you have everything under control. 63 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:24,827 - No, no I've got everything under control! 64 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:26,586 We're taking this situation very seriously. 65 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,655 - She's dancing. - She shouldn't be dancing 66 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,172 she's supposed to be looking for criminals- 67 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,413 - I lost them at the wing store but I-- 68 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:34,620 Are you doing an interview? - Yes! Live! 69 00:02:34,724 --> 00:02:36,551 - Oopsie! 70 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,620 - Now both of them are dancing. 71 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:41,034 - Yeah. This is uh... this is their victory dance. 72 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:43,689 - Which we'll do on our enemies' graves. 73 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:44,758 - Oh my! 74 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:45,931 CAPTAIN MAN: Get them outta here! 75 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:48,137 SHOUTOUT: I'm trying! 76 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:50,275 - Oh come on! You knocked over the map! 77 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,655 - Oopsie! - Captain Man, it seems 78 00:02:51,758 --> 00:02:54,000 your team is embarrassing itself once again. 79 00:02:54,103 --> 00:02:55,482 AWOL: You know what, Trent? 80 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:58,586 Let me explain something to you about Danger Force. 81 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:02,000 We don't play by your rules, old man. 82 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:05,931 - I don't see why you have to bring my age into this-- 83 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:09,758 - Too hot! Too hot! It's burning my mouth. 84 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:10,896 - I got The Toddler! 85 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,793 CAPTAIN MAN: What? You got The Toddler?! 86 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:15,620 - Do I get a treat? SHOUTOUT: You need milk! 87 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:17,862 - That's not The Toddler. That's just a toddler. 88 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,896 - I need milk! - Do I still get a treat? 89 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:21,931 - Here's some milk. 90 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,448 - No that's spicy milk! 91 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,034 [ AWOL screams ] 92 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:30,344 AWOL: Get away from me! 93 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:33,206 [ AWOL screams ] 94 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,551 - It's under control. 95 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,482 [ music ] 96 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:44,344 It all just kinda happened. 97 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:47,172 [ kids all taking at once ] 98 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,344 - Stop talking! 99 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:51,310 ♪ Danger 100 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:52,758 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 101 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:53,862 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 102 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:57,379 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 103 00:03:57,482 --> 00:03:58,413 ♪ Danger! 104 00:03:58,517 --> 00:04:00,275 ♪ One two three Force! 105 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:02,379 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 106 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:05,310 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 107 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:11,344 [ music ] 108 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:18,689 - Keep it goin'. 109 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,551 Put your back into it. 110 00:04:20,655 --> 00:04:23,103 - We've been doing this for too long. 111 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:25,172 - Yeah, how much longer do we have to practice fighting? 112 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:28,275 - As long as I say! - I feel like you're mad. 113 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:29,724 - I am mad! 114 00:04:29,827 --> 00:04:31,413 You guys embarrassed me on the news. 115 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,965 - Why do we even have to practice fighting? 116 00:04:33,068 --> 00:04:34,517 We've got superpowers! 117 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,827 - Yeah and you're super-trash at using 'em. 118 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,482 [ Mika and Chapa gasp ] 119 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:43,206 - If you were trying to offend us-- congratulations, sir. 120 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,482 MIKA: You know what, Danger Force? 121 00:04:44,586 --> 00:04:47,172 Let's show this guy what we can do. 122 00:04:47,275 --> 00:04:48,620 - Oh here it comes. 123 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:49,827 [ Mika screams ] 124 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:52,620 - There it is everybody, strap in. 125 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:54,827 What are you guys doing? Are you trying to use 126 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:57,103 your powers right now? 127 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,448 None of this is working. 128 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,448 Miles, are you in a Journey concert? 129 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:04,172 Bose, do you have to use the potty? 130 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:07,482 Because it looks like you need to make a boom-boom. 131 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:09,000 - Haaaaaa! 132 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:11,724 - I moved those with my mind! 133 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:13,068 - No I zapped them over! 134 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:14,689 - I knocked them over with my scream! 135 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:17,379 - Actually, I teleported over, knocked them down, 136 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,862 and teleported back. Points for Miles! 137 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:21,517 - Okay, okay... - I obviously did that. 138 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:22,689 You guys saw me, right? 139 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:24,689 RAY: Hey, hey. Okay! Hey! 140 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,206 Y'know what, guys? If we ever get into a fight 141 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:29,344 with an army of angry pencils... 142 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:31,482 I'll probably still have to do everything myself. 143 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:32,724 [ alarm tone rings ] 144 00:05:32,827 --> 00:05:34,103 SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: Stranger approaching. 145 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:36,793 School mode activated. 146 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:39,000 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 147 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,965 RAY: Come on, come on. Pick it up. Come on. 148 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:52,137 [ alarm tone continues to ring ] 149 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:07,586 Hey hi hello yes hello hi. Can I help you? 150 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,206 These kids are just learning. MIKA: Normal. 151 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,482 - Yeah we're just-- normal stuff. 152 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:12,206 - Yeah. MILES: Four kids learning. 153 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,068 - School. - Gifted children of world. 154 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:16,103 RAY: Yep. - What are you learning? 155 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,413 - Biology. - None of your business. 156 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,137 - Books. 157 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,068 - Who are you? - Just a guy. 158 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:23,310 - Well what are you doing here? 159 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:25,137 - Just strollin'. Saw this school. 160 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:26,758 Thought I'd stroll in and ask some questions. 161 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:29,413 - Oh! Slow your stroll, guy. 162 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,862 - Is that your kid? 163 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:35,689 - Scissors!!! 164 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:37,448 - Get outta here! 165 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,586 What is that toddler still doing here? 166 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,689 I thought I told you to take him back where you found him. 167 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:45,137 - And I thought I told you 168 00:06:45,241 --> 00:06:47,275 I can't remember where I found him. 169 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:48,793 - We have bigger problems than the fact that 170 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:51,517 Bose kidnapped a child and gave him giant scissors: 171 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,931 I just got a GuGu alert. 172 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:56,620 The video of Ray's interview earlier went viral. 173 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:59,275 They gave us stupid names. - What?! 174 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:02,965 - Breaking news! A disastrous interview on KLVY 175 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,551 and this time, it wasn't Mary's fault. 176 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:08,344 - That's right, Trent. Mary did good. 177 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,206 But you know who did bad? 178 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:14,344 These kids who ruined an otherwise perfect interview. 179 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:17,862 - Once known as Danger Force, these kids are now being called 180 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:20,931 Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp, Spicy Milk, 181 00:07:21,034 --> 00:07:23,000 and Gorgeous Hair Boy. 182 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,620 [ the kids all groan in frustration ] 183 00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:27,758 - Ugh, when will people stop talking about my gorgeous hair? 184 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,620 It's like... my eyes are down here, people. 185 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:33,862 - I do not want my superhero name to be Spicy Milk. 186 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:37,689 - I object to The Wing Wimp in the strongest possible terms. 187 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:40,137 - Well have you thought about what you want your names to be? 188 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:44,413 - Yes. I wanna be ShoutOut, 'cuz once I shout -- you're out. 189 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:46,793 - And I'm AWOL, because just like that... 190 00:07:46,896 --> 00:07:48,620 I'm gone. 191 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:50,655 - I'm Volt, because... 192 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:54,137 Okay hold on... - Right. 193 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,965 - And I'm Gorgeous Hair Boy-- wait! 194 00:07:56,068 --> 00:07:59,034 No! I'm Brainstorm. 195 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:02,344 Because I'm smart -- wait! No... 196 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:05,862 - So... what do you think? 197 00:08:05,965 --> 00:08:07,931 - I think... 198 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,068 those names are pretty swet. 199 00:08:09,172 --> 00:08:10,793 - Yeah. - I know. 200 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:13,034 They're swet. You know. - Well then you're in trouble. 201 00:08:13,137 --> 00:08:14,620 [ Ray and the kids in unison ] - Aahhh! 202 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:17,206 - Because if the news says your superhero name three times, 203 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,620 that's your superhero name for-ever. 204 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:22,103 - How'd you even get in here, Guy?! 205 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:24,000 Our security system's incredible. 206 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,103 - I know. I built it. 207 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,137 - Huh? - You what? 208 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,793 - WHAAATTT?! 209 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:30,793 - Schwoz? 210 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:34,275 - Yes it's me, Schwoz! 211 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,137 I was just pretending to be Guy to make sure 212 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:38,689 you all followed the security protocol. 213 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:41,275 - Well were you also just pretending that if the news 214 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:43,206 says our dumb names three times, 215 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:44,517 they become our real superhero names? 216 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,310 - [ laughs ] Ohhhh no. 217 00:08:46,413 --> 00:08:49,793 No, I don't joke about names. Only faces. 218 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,793 - Schwoz is right. Back before I was known as Captain Man, 219 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:55,620 I was almost known as Angry Punch Guy. 220 00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:57,241 - Why would you call yourself that? 221 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:58,896 - I didn't! Trent Overunder did. 222 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,172 Twice! And he was almost said it a third time. 223 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,655 - Well what stopped him? 224 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:05,827 - He got a liiittle visit from Angry Punch Guy. 225 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:11,379 - Dozens of protesters flooded the streets 226 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:14,620 but their free speech was thwarted by pro-war activist 227 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,000 and Swellview's newest superhero, 228 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:20,172 Angry Punch-- 229 00:09:20,275 --> 00:09:22,551 - That's not my name, dig? 230 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,793 - Now let's disco, baby. 231 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,862 [ disco music ] 232 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:30,620 ♪ Ahhhhh! 233 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,172 ♪ Ahhhhh! 234 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,862 ♪ Ahhhhhhh! 235 00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,620 ♪ AAAAHHHH! 236 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:39,034 ♪ If you do not know my name just call me Captain Man ♪ 237 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:41,965 ♪ You never saw me coming now you'll be my biggest fan ♪ 238 00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:48,655 - How old are you? 239 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,172 - Next person who asks me how old I am 240 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,724 is going to get a little visit from Angry Punch Guy. 241 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:56,034 Who is thirty-s... thirty. Thirty. 242 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,517 - So... how did you get people 243 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,034 to start calling you Captain Man? 244 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:01,275 - I just got the most popular person in Swellview 245 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,310 to say my name on the radio. 246 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,896 - [ laughs ] The radio? 247 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,068 How old are youuu... 248 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:08,620 ...nicorns when they get their horns? 249 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:11,931 Oh I just remembered it's seven. 250 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:14,068 - Who did you get to say your name on the radio? 251 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,275 - A DJ named Coyote Jake. 252 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:19,827 COYOTE JAKE: Ah-oooooooo! 253 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,896 Yeah baby it's Coyote Jake comin' at ya. 254 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,655 In the studio with me right now is the hero 255 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,758 who's fixin' to high-five Nixon, Captain Mannnnnnn! 256 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,586 CAPTAIN MAN ON THE RADIO: That's right -- I hate commies, but I love mommies. 257 00:10:31,689 --> 00:10:33,413 COYOTE JAKE: Ah-oooooooo! 258 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,586 CAPTAIN MAN AND COYOTE JAKE IN UNISON: - Ah-ooooooooooooo! 259 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:38,275 - Oh my god! - Yeah. That happened. 260 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:40,586 - No it's Ellis! 261 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,241 - We should probably go get him. 262 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,862 - Yeah. 263 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,586 - Ah-oooooooooo! 264 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,793 - Ellis, you shouldn't run with giant scissors! 265 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:09,413 Run with these normal sized ones! 266 00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:14,965 - We gotta get that kid back to his parents. 267 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:17,482 - After I stop Trent and Mary from ever saying those names again. 268 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,172 - You'd better hurry -- the two thirty-eight news starts in twelve minutes. 269 00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,448 - It's two twenty-six already?! 270 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,827 - Alright I'm out. - I'll drop you off. 271 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,862 With my super power. 272 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,206 - Yaaaahhh! 273 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:42,000 - Maybe you should walk. 274 00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:47,551 - Down the tube! 275 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,275 - So while Chapa takes care of Trent and Mary, 276 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:51,655 Miles and I will go find the most popular person in Swellview. 277 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,551 - Lucky you. 'Cuz you're lookin' at him. 278 00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,655 - You're not the most popular person in Swellview. 279 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,379 - YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, SCHWOZ. 280 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,724 - No, look! 281 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,689 - Who is Natalie Mazdah? 282 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,310 - Ohhhh, she's the girl who was recently 283 00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:09,896 on the same flight as Emma Watson. 284 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,655 - That's riiiight. - Oh, her?! 285 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:12,827 Ooooh. Can't compete with that. 286 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,620 - No. MIKA: Not even a little-- 287 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,931 She's probably at that new restaurant 288 00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,448 that only serves foods that are blended. 289 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,034 - Hip Hop Purée? - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,172 She holds court there every day starting at two forty-two. 291 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,344 - But that's only fourteen minutes from now! 292 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,689 - It's two twenty-eight already?! 293 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,310 - Yes! Go! Go go go! 294 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:31,103 - I got him! 295 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,827 [ in unison ] - Down the tube! 296 00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:36,586 - Okay, you and Bose go find this kid's parents. 297 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,103 - That won't be hard. I entered his genetic information 298 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,724 into the Man's Nest computer and created an image 299 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,241 of exactly what his mom looks like. 300 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:46,241 SCHWOZ: We'll use this and go find her. 301 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,551 RAY: Okay. Like I said, me and Bose 302 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,241 are going to find this kid's mom. 303 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:50,241 - But you just said-- 304 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:52,482 [ disgruntled gibberish ] 305 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,931 - and that's how Swellview's beloved Officer Jamz 306 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,344 keeps popping, and locking, up criminals. 307 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,862 - He sure does, Mary. 308 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:08,413 Swellview loves Bennie, that dog with a hat. 309 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,413 But Swellview also loves laughing at 310 00:13:10,517 --> 00:13:12,034 that terrible interview with Captain Man 311 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:14,862 that was rooned by the members of Danger Force. 312 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:18,034 - That's right Trent, and their names are-- 313 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,793 VOLT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... 314 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:22,620 - Oh, look it's Spicy Milk! - Shut up! 315 00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,758 - Where's Oopsie Girl?! - Stop talking! 316 00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:27,275 - And The Wing Wimp and Gorgeous Hair Boy. 317 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:28,482 He's my favorite! 318 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,206 [ Volt grunts ] 319 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,448 - Hey! That almost hurt. 320 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,448 - Security! 321 00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,965 - Flyin' in! Sorry. 322 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,068 I got caught grazing in the donut fields over in crafty. 323 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,206 - [ chuckles ] Oh, I've been there. 324 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,344 - Plus I thought this was all just part of rehearsal. 325 00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,689 - Wait. This was just a rehearsal? 326 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,172 - Of course it was. 327 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,931 You don't just do the two thirty-eight news 328 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,689 without a rehearsal. 329 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,827 [ Mary, Trent laugh ] 330 00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:57,172 - That's funny. 331 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,793 - We're definitely gonna say your names again, 332 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,275 but for realsies next time. 333 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,862 - [ mumbles through donut ] Uh-oh. No, no, no. 334 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,586 - Those aren't our names, ya dig?! 335 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:11,344 [ music ] 336 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:13,413 - so I'm boarding the plane. 337 00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:17,586 As I walk down the aisle toward my seat, who do I see? 338 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,379 - This is my favorite part. 339 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,482 - Emma Watson. 340 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:24,275 [ Natalie's fans gasp ] 341 00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:26,586 - Okay where's Natalie Mazdah? 342 00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:27,896 - I'm pretty sure she's right there. 343 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,758 - Emma had an aisle seat, not a window, 344 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,206 and I'll bet you're asking yourself why. 345 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,068 If you ask me, I think it's because Emma Watson 346 00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,517 has already seen it all. 347 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,655 - Hi! Hi! Hello. Hi! 348 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,172 - We need you to say our names. 349 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:44,896 - Why do you want me to say your names? 350 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,551 - Because we're super-- - --fans of yours. 351 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:51,241 And of Emma Watson's. Excuse us. 352 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:53,620 - What are you doing? We need her to say our names. 353 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,310 - We forgot to change into our uniforms. 354 00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:58,413 We can't look like this and tell her our superhero names. 355 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,206 - Okay, we'll be right back! 356 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,896 - Uhhh no we won't! 357 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,793 But... some other people might come back in! 358 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:05,517 - And you should really say their names! 359 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,000 On vide-- 360 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,758 - Okay, that was weird. 361 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,000 Almost as weird as the time... 362 00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,965 - Oh my god... - I found myself... 363 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,620 - Where...? - On the same flight... 364 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:19,379 - As? - As Emma Watson. 365 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:22,103 - She said it! 366 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,724 - Well if you had brought baby food like I asked you, 367 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,068 we wouldn't have to stop here to feed Ellis. 368 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:27,517 - You know what, you have been critical 369 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:28,793 since the moment we left. 370 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,413 - Don't fight in front of our boy. 371 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,551 [ Ellis starts crying ] 372 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,827 - Well I hope you're happy. 373 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:41,827 - Swellview loves Bennie, that dog with a hat. 374 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,793 But Swellview also loves laughing at 375 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,862 that terrible interview with Captain Man 376 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,655 that was rooned by the members of Danger Force. 377 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,103 - That's right Trent, and their names are 378 00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:54,724 Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp, Spicy Milk, 379 00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:56,724 and Gorgeous Hair Boy. 380 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,310 - He's my favorite. 381 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,379 - Aww, [ annoyed mumbling ] 382 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:05,034 - Yeah that jelly surprise'll git'ya every dang time. 383 00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:13,137 - You didn't say that. You said you packed it. 384 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:15,137 - When we left the house-- - I never said that. 385 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,758 - Hi, I got your blended cheeseburger, 386 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,137 blended Thanksgiving Dinner, 387 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,758 and an entire blended chocolate cake! 388 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,310 - Thank you. - Thank you. 389 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,896 - Oh and here's some spicy milk to wash it down! 390 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,551 - Okay, thank you very much. - No worries. 391 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,034 - You wanna lil' sip of chocolate cake? 392 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,551 - Hey, don't let him drink his chocolate cake 393 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,103 until he drinks all of his cheeseburger. 394 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,965 - He's had a long day. - I've had a long day. 395 00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:33,758 - Oh, let's make it about you! Let's make it about you! 396 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,310 - Oh, it's never about me! - Will you just-- 397 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,620 Ahhh! Great! 398 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:37,965 Here. Take him. 399 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,448 - You're giving him to me? - Yes. 400 00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:40,862 - You had him for like five minutes. 401 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,724 - I have to go wash this off. 402 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,275 [ whispers ] This is my "hot mom" shirt! 403 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,689 - He loves you buddy. 404 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,034 He just doesn't know how to show it. 405 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,862 - Okay, hurry, hurry. - Don't tell me my pace. 406 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:55,448 - Hey, what are you guys doing here? 407 00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:56,793 - What are you doing here? 408 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:59,379 - Honestly? I forget. Dad brain. 409 00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:02,344 - You're supposed to be looking for Ellis's parents. 410 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,103 He's missing! 411 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,689 - He's not missing, he's right here. 412 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,068 - Errr-aaaahhhh! 413 00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:09,413 - Let's go get Natalie Mazdah to say our names 414 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:10,724 before someone says-- 415 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,000 - Hey, it's Wing Wimp and Oopsie Girl! 416 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,655 - That. 417 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,344 - Right our super hero names! 418 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:18,206 Wait for me, I'll transform and be right back. 419 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,241 - No, no, no... - We're in a hurry... 420 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,965 - Hey, lady! 421 00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:23,413 - Did you get the news to stop saying our names? 422 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:25,689 - Technically? No. 423 00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,793 But actually... also, no. 424 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,862 - So the news has said our names twice?! 425 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,724 - Technically? Yes. 426 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,103 - Hi, I'm calling about your missing child? 427 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:36,620 We've got him at Hip Hop Purée. 428 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:37,931 No, I didn't kidnap him! 429 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,344 - Alright. SHOUTOUT: I found him. 430 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,517 - Drink some cheese burger. Don't move. 431 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,000 BRAINSTORM: Let's make it quick. 432 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,862 If this kid misses his nap, then there goes my day. 433 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,862 - Natalie Mazdah! - Hi. 434 00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,655 - We are Danger Force! - Yeah. 435 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,448 And my name's not Wing Wimp, it's-- 436 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:57,068 - Well, well, well... 437 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,896 - It's The Toddler! Someone save Natalie Mazdah! 438 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,034 - Who cares about Natalie Mazdah?! 439 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:04,620 - But she once was on a plane with Emma Watson! 440 00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:05,965 - Okay let's put a pin in that 441 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,827 because I really want to hear that story later. 442 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:13,034 But first! Toddie's hungry. 443 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:16,448 - Not on our watch, Toddler. 444 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,482 - Who are you? 445 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:19,034 - We're Danger Force. 446 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,068 - Yeah, that's Spicy Milk and she's Oopsie Girl... 447 00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,310 [ Danger Force all shouting at once ] 448 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,137 - Okay, alright, enough! 449 00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:28,827 I don't care what your names are, just stay outta my way. 450 00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:31,896 - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- okay lemme try again-- 451 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,827 - What are you doing? - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... 452 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:38,172 Okay this usually works--waaaaaaaaaaaa! 453 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,758 - You did it! 454 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:46,655 - I got this. Special delivery -- to jail. 455 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,034 - Uh, what? 456 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:52,241 Oh, great! We're right next to the blended cake. 457 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:53,310 - Ahhhh! 458 00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,655 TODDLER: C'mon, hurry up. 459 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:59,034 - Yaaah! Yaaah! 460 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:02,793 - Ow! - Noooooooooo!!! 461 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:05,206 - Fill them up. Let's get some blended cake. 462 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:14,000 [ Volt grunts ] 463 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:17,034 - Aww yeah! Free money! 464 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,758 - What are you kids doing?! 465 00:19:18,862 --> 00:19:21,965 - Saving... the day! 466 00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,275 - I don't think you are! 467 00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:29,586 - Forget our powers let's just get 'em! 468 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:32,000 [ ShoutOut, AWOL and Volt scream ] 469 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,689 - Spicy... milk... 470 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,724 - That's... not my name! 471 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,379 - No! Use... the spicy milk! 472 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,862 - Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! 473 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,517 - Ahhhhhhhhhh! 474 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,241 - Ahhhh! 475 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:52,655 - Hey! No fair! 476 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,379 Those were my best goo-- 477 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:01,724 - [ cries ] Moooooooommmmmmyyyyyy...! 478 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,482 Ahhh... spicy milk. 479 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:07,103 [ cheers from everyone in the restaurant ] 480 00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:14,586 - Well, I couldn't get the stain out. 481 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:15,689 Thank you, thank you I know... 482 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,965 I'm huge. 483 00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:21,896 - We just beat our first bad guys! 484 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,068 - Don't care, gettin' claps... 485 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,413 - Ellis! 486 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:29,724 - Daddies! 487 00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,793 - Ummm, excuse me? Who are you guys? 488 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,206 - We're Ellis's dads. 489 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,103 - Okaaaaaay... where are Ellis's moms? 490 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,758 - I'm sorry? - Where is this lady? 491 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,275 I'm looking for this lady. 492 00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:41,241 - That's Ellis's birth mother, Samantha. 493 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:42,551 We adopted him. 494 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,965 She lives in Nova Scotia. 495 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,172 - What a colossal waste of time... 496 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:51,034 - Well buddy... I guess this is goodbye. 497 00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:52,931 - Goodbye, Brainstorm. 498 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,241 [ Brainstorm gasps ] 499 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:58,793 - Goodbye, ShoutOut. Goodbye, AWOL. 500 00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:01,379 Goodbye, Volt. 501 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,172 - Adios. - See ya. 502 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,586 - Byeee... - Love you, son. 503 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:10,103 - And that... is the best thing I've seen... 504 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:14,310 since I saw... Emma Watson... 505 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,310 on a plane. 506 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,965 - What a sweet moment for ShoutOut, AWOL, 507 00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:24,793 Volt, and Brainstorm. - You can say that again. 508 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,413 - And I will... What a sweet moment 509 00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:30,724 for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm. 510 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:32,068 - Let's do it together! 511 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:33,482 [ in unison ] - What a sweet moment 512 00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:37,413 for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm. 513 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,103 - Yay!! 514 00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:45,103 - Now I kinda' miss Gorgeous Hair Boy. 515 00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,724 - I miss when Ray wasn't obsessed 516 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,034 with finding Ellis's mom. 517 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:51,517 - Yeah hi, Samantha Aaronsen? 518 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,241 Yeah, yeah yeah...let me ask you a question: are you hot? 519 00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:58,206 RAY: Hello? 520 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,103 Yeah, I guess we got cut off. 521 00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,103 So, Air-bear, talk to me. You like a nine? 522 00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:07,000 A ten?-- Hello? Hello? 523 00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:10,379 Signal up here is terrible. 524 00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:12,517 [ music ] 525 00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:21,103 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 526 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,862 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 527 00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,482 ♪ I'm okay 528 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:29,586 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 529 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,413 ♪ Danger 530 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,620 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 531 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,206 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 532 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,517 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 533 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,517 ♪ Danger! 534 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:43,620 ♪ One two three Force! 39049

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