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- Get the ball. - I got it.

Get the ball.

Do I really need to dress like this?

According to search results,

school parents match their outfits when they go to events.

Please hurry.

We are 7 minutes and 21 seconds late...

because you complained that you wouldn't wear this outfit.

I wasn't complaining.

First,

I need to meet someone important before the class.

Yes, of course.

You need to meet Yool's homeroom teacher first.

Yool, see you later.

Okay.

We have to go this way, not that way.

The person I have to meet is over there.

Gosh.

(Let's become good parents, Season 1)

Why isn't Borg's mom here yet?

Be careful with her today.

Welcome.

Let's become good parents, season one.

Show me the good mommy.

Thank you for making time for this. You're the best moms.

Hello, Borg's mom.

You're a little late.

I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

Borg's dad is here with you today.

I heard it was a class to become a good parent. I guess it's not.

It's season one today.

It's a class to show what a good mom is like.

Season two is for dads.

That class is for next month.

What happened?

There was a mistake.

I'm sorry, Go Bong.

You should've checked carefully.

That's wrong information.

This class isn't only for moms.

It's better if dads take it together.

That's enough. For today,

I have to go meet someone.

My husband gets angry often these days.

Now, it's time to pick today's Good Mommy.

Who'd be named the best mommy of Buckingham Preschool?

This is competition!

This is the storytelling contest, Show me the good mommy!

Hit it!

"You're a little late."

"Borg's dad is here with you today."

I've never seen a preschool teacher like him.

- Hey, Borg! - Give it to me!

- Me, me! - Give it to me!

- Borg! - Pass it to me.

- Gosh! - Oh, no!

Borg, get this, okay?

- Me, me! - No, pass it to me!

- You have to pass it to me! - I'm here!

No, no. You.

George.

Spare me a second.

- Come here. - Borg, get this.

Throw it here, Borg.

- Borg, pass it to me. - No, give it to me!

This.

It's yours, isn't it?

Why did you steal mine?

I found this on the floor of my room yesterday.

The room filled with robots...

Keep it down, George.

George, George, George.

You see,

you have a playroom where you keep all of your toys, right?

Exactly. That room is...

my secret toy room.

Have you told anyone about it?

No, I haven't because I forgot about it.

I see. Then...

it'd be great if you don't say anything...

to anybody about my toy room.

What will you do for me in return?

How about ice cream with an assortment of flavors?

That's so childish.

Then what do you want? Just say it.

There were many robots in that room.

That I can't do.

They're for adults. It'll be hard for you to control them.

I didn't even ask for them.

This is the newest model.

My dad couldn't assemble it.

Can you assemble it?

Of course. Is this all you need?

I'll have to see.

What is this? Why is it missing so many pieces?

My goodness. I guess I have no choice.

Hey, Young Cheol.

("The Three Little Pigs")

(Let's become good parents, Season 1)

- Once... - Upon a time...

- In... - A village...

Oink, oink.

A mommy pig...

Oink, oink.

And three little pig brothers lived together.

One...

One day, the mommy pig said...

You.

"You're all grown up now,"

"so you need to build your own houses and move out."

(George and Grace's mom)

Dangerous wolf from Tibet...

came to the pigs' village.

"You piglets,"

"I won't eat you up alive if you open the door."

(Coco's mom)

The pig got angry.

I growl, growl, growl

Listen up!

If you don't open this door,

I'll smash it open!

The wolf's breath...

A blossoming spring came and went.

An autumn with leaves changing colors came and went.

He didn't care whether the full moon rose or not.

The pig took forever...

to build his...

wooden house.

Please applaud.

(Let's become good parents, Season 1)

All of you did a good job with your unique ideas,

but there were parts that could've been a bit better.

There's only one mother left now.

Shall we check out the last contestant, Borg's mom's story?

Once upon a time, a mommy pig...

and three little pig brothers lived together in a village.

One day, a wolf showed up in the village...

where the three little pigs built their houses.

The straw house flew away.

When the wolf set the wooden house on fire...

(Let's become good parents, Season 1, Borg's mom)

Goodness, you look so pathetic.

Is this why you asked me to come here?

Shut it. Just give me that.

Gosh, this is making me reminisce the old days.

You were like my slave back in the days.

Leave me alone before I start yelling at you.

You had no friends, and you had no idea how the world worked.

You were just really good at assembling robots.

That's why I hung out with you.

I'm looking after you because robots helped us build our friendship.

I wonder what your life would've been like without me.

Hey, shut your mouth and leave me alone if you want to live.

Look at you. You still got your skills.

Will you be kids' slave that fixes all of their robots?

- One of them saw my secret lab. - That's fine.

What?

Well, how did that happen?

I don't know. Gosh, anyway...

That kid negotiated with me.

You're the perfect person to use as a slave.

Stop getting on my nerves. Leave me be, will you?

Fine, I'm going.

I'll pick Yool up from his preschool and take him to his art class.

Why?

I hope you're not...

trying to hit on his art teacher.

Of course not. What kind of person do you think I am?

Gosh, he's too quick-witted.

I'm off.

What's going on? Show me the good mommy.

Lesson two. Learn to communicate with kids using your body!

I love to dance.

Are you all ready...

for this lesson?

- Yes! - Yes!

Okay! Please pair up with another mom.

Borg's mom, would you like to be my partner?

First, face each other and hold hands.

Take care.

I'll be in touch.

What? You'll be in touch?

I'm down the rabbit hole again.

All right.

Hold your partner's hands,

and stretch your bodies.

After that, bend your back...

and bounce.

Keep bouncing.

Gosh, you're so strong.

You're a powerful woman.

You're smiling?

You're smiling?

Okay. Good job.

Shall we go ahead and do the dance?

Let's get it on.

- Genie, - Yes?

play the song, "Dancing with Mom"

I'll play "Dancing with Mom" by Pinkfong.

Drop the beat.

This time, lean your foreheads against one another's.

Start rubbing them.

You're smiling?

You're smiling?

- What is it? - Nothing.

This time, stand nose to nose.

And rub them.

That's right.

Borg Mom is just a robot.

But still. This isn't right.

Indeed. There's no excuse for her behavior.

- Let's go. - Go Bong.

Come with me. I need to talk to you.

Please excuse us. We're leaving now.

All right. Let's take a brief recess.

Go Bong, why are you angry?

You're wrong. I'm not angry.

But do you even think before you act?

Are you not good at reading people's faces or acting ethically?

Should I improve that category?

Do you think I have a problem with ethics and associating with others?

Of course I do. All the other moms were looking at you,

but you were smiling and rubbing yourself with a stranger.

Do you think that deserves a compliment?

He's not a stranger.

I was in an educational and fun communication class,

which is helpful for Yool and his teacher.

You're not going to let a word pass by you, are you?

Goodness, you sound like you have it all figured out.

I can't blame anyone but myself.

Whatever. Anyway,

that kind of behavior is unacceptable. Be careful.

Don't forget your identity as the mother of Yool.

Okay.

I won't forget that I'm Yool's mom.

Anyhow,

forget about that ridiculous class.

I'm hungry. Let's just go.

Borg's mom.

I ordered a lot for nothing.

Gosh, why didn't you empty the food waste bucket?

Eat a lot, Go Bong.

You're smiling?

Don't smile like that.

Keep it together. I must get my act together.

She's not Mi So. She's just a robot.

A robot that I programmed from scratch.

(Dr. Ahn)

Yes, Dr. Ahn. I haven't forgotten today's dinner meeting.

I'll bring you the research report I've revised until now.

Today, I'll personally bring you...

the report and the subject of our research.

No.

What a witch.

Who does she think she is?

How dare she thrust her body against Mr. Kwon?

She rubbed her forehead...

and her nose.

Gosh, I must drink elegantly.

What's this?

Weasel?

It's you again?

Hey.

You're following me, aren't you?

What a piece of trash.

I'll scold you! Gosh.

The queen of my secret folder.

Let's just have a drink together.

I'm really feeling sad today.

"Secret folder"?

You punk.

No, I don't want to!

I don't drink with scumbags...

like you.

You gave me...

humiliation.

Who is she?

But...

why don't you have eyebrows?

Would you like me to introduce a good beauty salon...

that draws really nice eyebrows or not?

For goodness' sake.

She's my Mona Lisa.

Why...

are you taken?

All the couples...

are guilty! All the singles...

are innocent!

Then...

what about a pretty divorcee?

Including the last husband...

who died during intercourse,

I got married three times.

What about a divorcee who got married three times?

You, the queen of my secret folder,

are always...

innocent!

- You're innocent! - That's right!

Hey, weasel.

This is the first time I actually like you.

- We're like glutinous rice cake - We're like glutinous rice cake

- We're like glutinous rice cake - We're like glutinous rice cake

- We're that compatible - We're that compatible

- That's our compatibility - That's our compatibility

Are you okay?

Weasel.

Why...

How did I end up like this?

Am I not attractive?

You know I can be really sexy.

How can I only use this pretty mouth for eating?

You know, I don't even remember how to kiss now.

It's not a big deal. It's just two people's lips coming together.

It's just lips bumping into each other!

- Is that so? - Yes.

- Lips bumping into each other! - That's right!

Nice shot. That was good.

I did it again! It's easy.

My gosh, I can do it. I can actually do it.

By the way,

that thing...

You mean this?

It looks like a chicken gizzard.

It's one of my absolute favorite drink accompaniments.

It looks delicious.

(From a little flirting to all the way to the end)

The Borg Mom project just made me think of Mazinger Z.

Who do you think will win between Mazinger Z and Robot Taekwon V?

Is that even a question?

Mazinger Z will win, of course.

Robot Taekwon V can't get up because his legs are too heavy.

- My gosh, hello. - Dr. Choi, you made it.

- Nice to meet you. - What's this serious talk about?

We were debating who'd win if Mazinger Z and Robot Taekwon V...

had a showdown.

I guess you're doing impressions of Lee Deok Hwa today.

My goodness.

You're incredibly quick-witted.

Oh, my.

I'm finally meeting the robot in person.

Borg Mom's hair is so lustrous.

Borg Mom, say hello.

It's nice to meet you all. I'm Borg's mom.

We weren't expecting you to bring her today.

We've actually been dying to see her in person.

She totally looks human. This surpasses our expectations.

Yes, spending time with these people...

will help me accept the fact that she's just a robot.

- Shall we sit down? - Yes, let's do that.

Oh, there's no chair. Over there, I see...

Wait.

Does a robot have to sit down?

No, a robot does not need to sit down.

Borg Mom, a showdown between Mazinger Z and Robot Taekwon V.

What do you think will happen? Tell us your thoughts.

From double sidekicks to running, Robot Taekwon V...

possesses exceptional kinetic abilities,

so it'll win if it's a close-range fight.

On the other hand, Mazinger Z can throw rocket punches,

so it'll win long-range fights according to my analysis.

I'm surprised.

Then I'll listen to Borg Mom...

and vote for Mazinger Z.

The analysis is very accurate.

Hold on.

I want to see how quickly Borg Mom can adapt to day-to-day tasks.

Borg Mom, try using this pair of chopsticks.

What are you waiting for? Give it a try.

The movements of human muscles have been perfectly reproduced.

It's incredible.

Borg Mom, eat something.

Her food processor is full at the moment,

so she can't eat anything now.

Oh, really?

I want to know where the food processor is located.

Borg Mom, could you open it up and show us?

Right. Since Borg Mom is an experiment model,

she has to be tested.

She's just a robot.

Hang on. It says here that...

the inside will open up if you grab her cheeks and make eye contact.

Well, if that's the case...

Please read the full instructions.

Only I can do it because it requires iris and fingerprint recognition.

My goodness, how cumbersome.

Gosh.

Those peepers of hers. How fascinating.

You mean her eyes?

They mean the same thing.

Don't be so fussy.

Gosh, look at that skin. It looks so alive.

The research team in Germany did a meticulous job.

Then I should do a test to see if she can feel pain.

Let's see.

Does this hurt?

Tell me if it hurts. Say it.

How about this? Do you feel anything?

Why aren't you saying anything?

If it hurts, please say so.

Why were we so busy all day? I couldn't even taste that thing.

All right, so this is her secret to that glowing skin.

Why does it smell so horrible?

Actually,

you should never judge a book by its cover.

The worse it tastes, the more beautifying it is.

This is... Gosh, what's wrong?

What on earth did you do this time, woman?

You're such a drunkard.

Did you go out for drinks again?

I didn't drink!

Could I be...

- pregnant? - What are you talking about?

I became sterilized a long time ago. How dare you try to fool me?

Get some work done, will you?

This woman is a piece of work. Get up!

Honey, honey. Honey?

Honey!

Is this the rescue center?

When your curiosity and greed get the best of you...

(The secret room at Borg's place)

Secret room?

The kind of moment that no one could even expect...

unfolds like Pandora's box that contains secrets.

Honey! Honey!

It can wrong some people even though it's unintentional.

George, can you explain what you wrote here in your diary?

It can create opportunities for some people.

All right, that's enough.

That's it for today.

Borg Mom, let's go.

- Wait. - Gosh, how rude.

And it makes some people...

admit the truth, which they've been trying to avoid.

I am yours.

I'll remember that.

(Excitement: 80 percent, Embarrassment: 20 percent)

What do you think you're doing now?

(Jealousy, Discontentment, Anxiety, Analysis complete!)

(Jealousy: 70 percent, Rage: 30 percent, Analysis complete!)

(Conviction: 100 percent, Analysis complete!)

Happiness and misery.

This is the beginning of another crossroad.

Is it love?

According to my analysis, you're feeling love now.

Do I really love Borg Mom?

I think you've been too lonely all these years.

The best way to get over a woman...

- is meeting another woman! - Is meeting another woman!

Isn't she your type?

Yes! I'll be back.

Go Bong.

Borg Mom, what are you doing here?

Borg...

Check, check!

Do you know me?

Are you here for a counseling session?

So you're saying you've developed feelings for a robot that looks...

- like your deceased wife, right? - Yes.

In my professional opinion, you're...

a total pervert.

My husband went clubbing...

and hasn't come home yet.

Location tracking mode is on.

I knew it the moment I saw her sipping from her tumbler...

acting all special.

I've tried that water.

It was actually oil,

like engine oil for machines.

Oil?

The vehicle is driving at over 90km per hour at the moment.

An unexpected situation. Emergency safety mode is on.

Borg Mom!

Are you okay?

(Borg Mom)