Original subtitles

Just tell me what needs to be done. I'm confident I'll do a great job.

So this is where Dr. Choi lives? There's nothing special, really.

This is the water.

Gwi Nam, this isn't the bathroom.

Yes, you're right.

But...

this is small for a master bedroom.

Where's the bathroom again?

It's this way.

I see, that way. Gosh, I really have to go.

I can't hold it these days.

Give it back to me!

Gosh, women.

What? I'm going to be the mom!

- No! I want to be the mom! - No! I want to be the mom!

I already called dibs on it.

Let Audrey be the mom.

And let me be the dad.

- No! Borg will be the dad! - No! Borg will be the dad!

I must play the mom.

Beauty is the most important for moms.

Moms must be beautiful.

So give me that. I'm going to be the mom.

No, you won't.

Moms must be rich.

Nothing can win money.

- What do you mean? - What do you mean?

All things yield to money.

My mom said that money is the best.

Can you see this?

You're wrong. Moms...

have to be talented.

You're wrong

Money isn't everything

- I'm going to be the mom. - I'm going to be the mom.

Borg, you should choose since you're the dad.

Who do you want to be the mom?

I'm not going to be the dad.

I'm going to be the dog.

Then I'll be the dad.

Honey.

Just eat that.

Can't we marry...

the dog?

We can.

Love overcomes everything.

Can someone do that...

if they're too in love?

How can...

a married couple sleep on a single bed together?

That's impossible.

I sleep on a queen size bed alone.

Do you sleep...

in separate rooms?

No, we don't.

It's small,

but we cuddle next to each other and sleep.

He did seem...

to care about you a lot when I saw you last time.

He seems to have quite a temper.

What kind of style is he?

If I had to categorize him,

I would say that he's like a wild beast.

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Is he wild?

I don't know if I can ask this,

but is he also wild at night?

At night?

At night,

he takes care of me...

gently and carefully.

And...

if my body is ready,

he opens my body.

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

It's getting hot in here.

It's so hot.

It's so hot.

She's so fake.

She's so full of herself.

Let's stop.

Anyway, Borg's mom,

what kind of relationship do you have with Mr. Kwon?

It looked like you were quite friendly with him.

People might misunderstand you...

if they saw you two together.

What kind of misunderstanding?

I mean,

you can't just go visit him like that.

- Yes? - Borg Mom.

Send those women and children home right now.

It becomes more dangerous the longer they stay.

Okay, I understand, Go Bong.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Goodness.

We came here empty-handed...

when it's our first time coming to your house.

I'll go down to buy something.

Hello?

Yes, do you want my autograph?

Of course, I'll do it for you.

I need to go downstairs for a minute.

A fan wants my autograph.

Parking?

She must have gotten a call because of parking.

They want her to move her car.

Yes, soon.

There are some bad people who hurt other people after asking...

to move the car.

Let's go together. I'll take care of it for you.

Borg's mom, we'll come back soon.

Go Bong said to send them all home.

How many minutes are "Soon"?

It's hard to calculate.

(Borg Mom)

(Don't make fun that I'm a robot. It's sad since it's true.)

Oh, my. This feels really good.

It's so nice to receive massages comfortably like this.

Soo Ji, you're so considerate.

A little bit more. Harder. All right.

What do you mean?

I said that in Thai. It means "a little harder".

Let me copy that. Harder.

Operation Cuckoo.

Okay.

Operation Cuckoo?

An operation where moms run away leaving...

their stubborn children who only throw tantrums...

at someone else's house.

That's why people say...

that they would rather work hard at the field...

than take care their of children.

What?

I miss Borg's mom at times like this when they don't get me.

People would rather work at the field than take care of their kids.

Borg's mom will be taking care of all the kids.

Wait a minute.

I'm starting to cramp. I feel numb.

Wait a minute. Why is it so quiet?

Didn't you say it was easy to monitor from here?

That's what I said.

I can hear everything that's going on upstairs.

Three,

two,

one. Start.

Oh, my.

They must be having fun.

Play with me.

No.

- Play with me. - Let's go.

- Play with me. - Play with me.

Play with me.

- I said, play with me. - Let's go.

The vacuum machine is cleaning up everything.

- Look at that. - That's amazing.

- Look at that. - Over there.

- She's cleaning it up. - Look.

- Oh, my. - What should we do?

- That's interesting. - Look at that.

- She cleaned everything. - That's awesome.

Isn't it tiring to clean?

My mom always says...

that her wrist and back hurt whenever she cleans.

No, it's not hard for me at all.

It's convenient when you use this.

It gets clean soon.

- Oh, my. - Gosh.

- It's clean. - Look at that.

- This is fun. - Gosh.

Okay, let's stretch our backs.

The second step of Operation Cuckoo.

The second step of Operation Cuckoo?

Okay, excuse me.

Gently, please.

Yes, Borg's mom.

We're going to be a little late...

because there isn't any space to park.

Coco is really picky when it comes to food.

She might not eat anything.

Please take good care of her.

George and Grace have...

Atomic.

atomic dermatitis.

Please don't use any artificial seasoning.

Beans.

Make sure that they eat beans.

Bye.

Coco, George, and Grace's palates are very refined.

It would be hard to feed them unless she had 10 tasty dishes.

They're the pickiest eaters of all.

Unless she's a professional chef,

it'd be like a battle for her to feed them.

It hurts. It hurts.

What? Were you talking about boxing?

No, I spoke Thai. I told her it hurts.

It hurts.

- Goodness! - Look at that.

It really looks so delicious.

This is so tasty.

- I agree. - Give me one more serving, please!

You're so lucky, Borg.

You get to eat this tasty food every day.

Isn't my mom the best?

Mother, I'd like to learn from you.

- Mother. - Mother.

(Satisfied, Satisfied)

Yes?

I think I'm going to be late.

Did Audrey eat her food?

Yes, of course.

My daughter can't digest her food well.

After she eats, she always has to burp.

So please help her.

The joints in my arms hurt so much...

when I try to pat her back to make her burp.

Oh, how unfortunate.

Whatever. I couldn't care less.

Since we had fun acting like lions in the forest,

should we transform into cute cats this time?

- Yes! - Yes!

All right. In your current position facing the floor,

breathe in the air and push your back all the way up.

And as you exhale, lower your back to the starting position.

I'm done digesting my food.

You must feel much better, Audrey.

Yes?

Borg's mom, I'm sorry to do this to you,

but my son is constipated these days.

So he can't poop well.

You have to sing the poop song next to him.

That's how he'll poop without stopping in the middle.

Please stay next to him, and sing a song for him.

All right.

His poop stinks a lot.

I can put up with it because he's my son, but it reeks.

She won't be able to stand it without vomiting.

Harder, please.

It hurts!

- It hurts! - It hurts!

Here's golden-brown and blackish poop

Your poop is about to come out

Good job, William.

That's as big as a big banana.

Doesn't it stink?

The smell always makes my mom retch.

No, it doesn't smell at all.

- Really? - Yes.

Mom, I also have to...

Mom, I think I'm about to pass out.

Shall we go outside to play hide and seek now?

- Hide well, or I'll see your hair - Where are you going to hide?

- Hide with me. - Where are you going?

- Hide well, or I'll see your hair - Let me hide with you.

- Hide well, or I'll see your hair. - Come here.

Have you lost your mind? Where would I hide?

You're home, Go Bong.

Where's everyone? Where are the moms?

Where are the kids? Did you send them home?

It's been 3 hours, 50 minutes, and 12 seconds...

since moms have been gone for a brief moment.

Currently, the kids are playing hide and seek.

What? Hide and seek? What if...

they sneak into the secret laboratory by accident?

It might be dangerous!

Go Bong.

Kids...

are...

Gosh, this place is so cool.

not dangerous.

The items at your boutique...

are classy as always, Ti Na.

This is going to get some attention when I post the photos tonight.

Of course.

You bet. These are hand-picked items as I attended many collections...

in New York and Paris.

Look at Gwi Nam.

With the help of these worldly things, she looks presentable now.

Are you saying I look decent now that I'm wearing...

classy clothes?

Goodness.

Perhaps it has to do something with you working.

You seem to understand the concept quickly.

Sure.

- What time is it? - Now?

Oh, my. It's been four hours since she's been taking care of them.

What's going on? She hasn't called once.

I don't think she has any time to call.

I bet she's about to lose it, and she's completely out of it by now.

(Operation Cuckoo is a success!)

Shall we get going now?

Yes, let us. We must hurry now.

Coco loves me so much...

that she gets anxious when we are separated for too long.

I'm sure she is making a fuss because she misses me by now.

My Coco. Let's go now.

Let's go.

- No, I won't go! - Me neither!

I'm with them!

I'm not leaving either.

I'm going to play at Borg's house a bit longer.

- Coco! - Gosh, you startled me.

Come on, my baby.

Grace, come here. Aren't you a nice girl?

The place I belong to is where Borg is at.

I won't go. Never!

Hey!

Let's leave now before I really get angry.

You're already angry!

My goodness. William.

William.

Do you want fried chicken, pizza,

or ox blood soup?

Borg's mom cooks tastier food.

You little rascal.

Oh, dear.

Wait.

Grace.

George.

George?

I don't know where he is.

George. George?

I think he must've fallen asleep somewhere here.

Let's look for him together.

Wait.

I'll find George. Please give me a moment.

I can't find you, show yourself

- I can't find you, show yourself - I can't find you, show yourself

- George. - I'm right here!

Wait. Mom's here too.

Mom, play hide and seek with us.

I found an interesting spot at the corner.

Come here.

Wait!

You punk. Why do you keep hiding? Aren't you...

going home with your mom?

My precious child.

Don't cry.

What's wrong with that man?

Dad, why did you do that?

Why are you so mad?

The kids are startled.

Goodness.

They wouldn't have been startled...

if your voice was two decibels lower.

That's enough.

Go home and cry.

Go home now.

Okay, go.

Okay.

Go.

Go home and cry there.

Hurry up. Go home and cry.

- Go. - I don't want to go.

- Bye. - I don't want to go.

No.

Let me go.

Borg's mom.

- I don't want to go. - Let me go.

I don't want to go.

Okay.

I want to play more.

I don't want to go.

I want to play.

I want to play more with Borg.

How is this possible?

Gosh.

A bad example of Operation Cuckoo.

What?

It's a bad example.

Goodness.

I have to take care of William by myself now.

10 minutes felt like 10 hours.

How am I going to calm him down?

Her husband is very temperamental.

He must not care about anything else besides his family.

How is someone without a husband supposed to live?

I don't like it.

Me too.

I really hate Borg's mom.

No.

I hate everyone.

Bye.

What?

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

Gosh.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Didn't the alarm ring to charge your battery?

It did.

I was going to charge after putting Yool to sleep.

Don't make me bother about things like that.

I thought there was an error.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know it would take...

this much energy to play with children.

Why didn't you drink lubricant? Where's your lubricant?

I put it...

on top of here.

Where is it?

What?

"Where is it?"

How could you lose an important thing like that?

I told you to carry it with you and drink it frequently.

Didn't the alarm ring for this too?

It did,

but I couldn't drink...

because there were too many variables.

Do you know how nervous I get when you are like that?

Do you know how worried I get thinking...

that you might have an error?

Your body isn't yours. It's mine.

From now on,

don't let this happen again.

I get worried.

Okay.

I am...

yours.

I'll keep that in mind.

And,

are there any reports to make that I don't know of?

You have a dinner meeting with VIP agents tomorrow.

There's something more important before that.

In the morning, there's a class at school called,

"Let's become good parents".

What? "Let's become good parents"?

Do I have to attend that?

Why are you telling me about this now?

I told you about this three days ago,

and left a scheduled alarm on your personal tablet PC...

and mobile phone.

Didn't you check the alarm?

That's enough.

I'll bring your lubricant. Charge yourself.

Okay, Go Bong.

What is this?

GG?

Mom, play hide and seek with us.

I found an interesting spot at the corner.

Come here.

It really was...

that boy.

What should I do?

("Human Muscular System and Artificial Intelligence")

("Artificial Intelligence Cyborg Mom")

He couldn't have seen this.

Kids wouldn't know anything even if they saw this.

What should I do?