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- Previously on "below deck"...

- I'm not sure that you're a great second stew.

- Okay.

- And now you've made our department look back.

A second stew would know better than to do this.

This is annoying right now. You're acting like a brat.

- Come on, kate, let's go. - I'm coming.

- Oh, come on, man, you know?

It's just disrespectful to everybody else.

- Tell rhylee what you just told me.

- Oh, no.

- I went down on simone last night.

- [ gasps ] why would you tell me that?

He said he went down on you.

- Oh, my god, this guy's an asshole.

- Gimme a little bounce.

I'm trying to be open and vulnerable,

and he wants to treat me like a toy.

Like, it's just so rude.

A lot of people call people in the industry yachties,

like, as a disrespectful term.

Like we don't work hard. I hate that sh--.

- Brian!

- Do you want to hear what your deckhand said to me?

- Whatever the issue is, sort it out with the individual.

- Okay, great.

Those aren't yours. They could be brian's.

- Your captain is sitting in the crew mess,

and you have the audacity to throw ----ing

clothing all over the place.

- Cool.

- I think we're done here.

[ sobbing ]

[ sobbing ]

[bleep]

[ knocking ]

- what?

- You're the one being pissy at me.

I don't know what your problem is.

- I didn't.

- No, I didn't.

- No, I tried to talk to you about it,

and you shut the car door on me...

- ...And then dismissed me. So I can't...

- What?

Kate is the issue on this boat.

She's just causing sh-- to get reactions.

Courtney should take my side, because kate's in the wrong.

It's very disappointing and frustrating.

[bleep]

- stop it.

- I'm literally straightening up our room.

- Please don't. - Okay.

Well, I'm just trying to make it so you have something nice to...

- No, I know, but I just... I really don't want...

Not really feeling so great today.

Everywhere I turn, people are just attacking me.

- Don't ----ing stress out about it, okay?

- Kevin!

- Okay, you should stop talking to me.

- Brian!

- I just have no idea what I've done so bad to these people.

I don't feel like it's my job to point out

that they need to respect my stripes.

But I wish somebody would.

[ sobbing ]

- oh sh--.

- [ crying ]

- what?

- I'm like, how many times do you have to apologize

before you realize how cute he is?

- Yeah...

- Aw.

He's like a lost puppy.

- Oh, god.

- How you feeling?

- Good, how are you? - A little rough.

- Are you awake? - Rough as nails, actually.

All right, so we'll start on the bow and just move.

- Washing? - Yeah.

- Okay.

- Do you want this whole lemon zested?

- Yeah.

- Brian, take that forward bow again.

- Twenty-one grams...

- God, it's hot already.

- This is why I don't like being on deck so early.

[ laughs ] I'm still drunk.

- Kate, kate, lee.

- Where's kate?

- Kate, kate, lee.

- Go ahead.

- Would you care to join me for a cup of coffee?

- I'll be right there. - Thank you.

- How do we feel about the elephant in my room last night?

Now we're sober.

- It was a pretty childish way to act.

- It was, in front of cap, and

they have a longstanding working relationship,

so she's very used to him jumping to her defense.

- Yeah.

- That was really surprising for her.

- That he didn't. - Yeah.

I don't wanna betray kate, but at the same time,

she does get favored a lot,

and she does run the ship kinda how she wants it to be run.

- She's just taking advantage of everybody else, and her title.

And maybe previous crews have allowed her to get away with it,

but I don't think this crew's gonna.

- Hi. - Morning.

- Morning.

- So... I'm not gonna tolerate somebody blowing up.

I think everybody knows that about me.

- I'm sure if I hadn't been drinking since 10:00 a.M.,

I probably wouldn't have thrown a black shirt on the floor.

- Well, that's probably true,

but you've gotta be above that.

- I know.

It's never great to have a talk with captain lee about behavior

he witnessed that he did not love from the night before.

And I am so hung over right now.

I've got makeup on my face from crying.

It's a lot for the morning.

- It seems like we got a pretty good crew.

You and I, it's our responsibility, and ashton,

to make sure it stays that way.

Kate's been working for five years,

so she's earned a certain degree of preferential treatment.

But her behavior was inappropriate,

and I'm bitterly disappointed.

And I can promise you that something like this

will never, ever happen again on my boat.

- I'm sorry I threw the uniforms on the ground.

- I hope that's the worst thing you ever do.

- It won't happen again.

It wasn't your uniform, though.

All right, talk to you later.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

- Aw sh--. - Oh ----ing hell.

- Here we go, good as new.

- Ready to do this wash down, bro?

[ gasps ]

- sorry.

- How are you and courtney doing?

- Very well.

- What's that? - Nothing.

- I actually created more wrinkles that weren't there.

- I think it's because we do the laundry, so we, like...

- Yeah. - ... The last thing we wanna do

is add more.

Thank god courtney is great at her job.

- Whose is this? - Simone?

Does she work out?

More importantly, I feel like she's the only person

who respects me at all.

Oh, look at this nice pile, you're such a good folder.

- Ashton, kate, and kev, I need you in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting, please.

- Copy.

- Howdy, howdy.

- Hi.

- Thank you.

- Last night, needless to say, I wasn't pleased.

Going forward, I just expect you to act like adults.

It's not difficult.

This charter, I'm not gonna let anything [bleep] this up.

- Oh, look who it is.

- Master pearson.

- They've grown up so much.

- I know, it's torrie and albert jasuwan.

Got some new, and some coming back.

The one we have coming back is the one chandler

dropped on her ass, sherri.

- Enjoy. - Oh!

- We'll try to send her back with less bruises

than she had last time.

- Last year, these charter guests had

a sh---show of a time.

- Kate, it's albert.

We're ready to get outta here for sure.

We've had enough of this experience.

We have no towels, no water.

- Make sure you drop in the sand,

not on a cement block, uh...

- Oh, it's okay.

- Kate and I, as much as we're at each other's throats,

we need to put our personal differences aside

and carry on as professionals, for the sake of this charter.

We cannot mess this one up.

- Same rules as last time with the kids...

They don't go outside without lifejackets.

Torrie wants a traditional thai dance performance

on night one after dinner.

Day two, torrie wants to surprise her husband

and her children with albert's parents, who live here.

- This is exciting.

The primary grew up thai.

Night two, roaring '20s cocktail party.

- Prohibition, no alcohol?

- Bathtub gin. - Sounds good.

- Okay, guys, that's all I got.

- Thank you. - Thank you, cap.

- This is port side, and then we'll do the...

- I need to clean up here and then work on the crew uniforms.

- Thank you.

- Kate, kate, it's ashton.

- Go ahead. - Do you have a minute?

- Sure do. Where do you wanna meet?

- Do you wanna maybe come up to the bar?

- Okay.

- At this point, it's clearly obvious that kate has no respect

for my leadership position, and for the rest of the crew.

- Ugh--

- what the [bleep]?

- You know, we are the heads of department.

We should be setting the example.

- What's up, ashton? - What's up?

- Not much.

- And I think kate's just got this thing in her mind

that she's better than everybody,

and it's frustrating that kate gets away

with murder on this boat.

So obviously, we had a bit of a scene

in the crew mess last night.

- Oh, my god.

- Coming up...

- God damn it.

Everyone in the salon for a staff meeting.

- It's like being called into the principal's office.

When's that ever gonna be good?

- What's up, ashton? - What's up?

- Not much.

- So obviously, we had a bit of a scene

in the crew mess last night.

- Oh, my god.

- What was the issue last night?

- Brian got annoyed and he called me a bitch,

and I got outta the car.

And then I was pissed that I'd been called a bitch

for no reason, so I threw his uniform on the ground.

- Last night, obviously walking into the crew mess

and having the clothes lying on the floor, I was just like,

----ing hell, what's going on kinda thing.

For me, it's important for me to try to work out, you know,

why something ticks me off or puts me to that level

of just being so abrupt with someone.

And something I wanted to chat to you about was, like,

whenever we get told a certain time to be ready

in the evenings or for an excursion or something,

I just feel like you and rhylee have rocked up between,

like, 30 and 40 minutes late.

That's just where my frustration was coming from.

- Who do you think you are?

Have you lost your mind?

I came to the bow because I thought you were

gonna apologize, not so you could bitch

about something else.

Well, rhylee's only been here four days, so to say always...

- Well, it's just been the last two times, really.

- I'm sorry that you got frustrated with that.

- Yeah.

- All right, great chat. - All right, kate.

- So I've been informed by the engineer

the extractor fan's not working,

and he has no clue what's going on with it.

- It's gonna be extremely uncomfortable in there

without an exhaust fan.

- This is gonna be a problem.

I've got four ducts that lead to one big duct,

and everything gets... Sucked out.

But right now, it's completely shut off,

so any smoke, smell, nothing goes up.

- I wonder if we can get another fan in the galley,

pushing the air that way.

- That restrains me in planning out a menu that I wanna cook.

Yeah, it's an issue.

- I'll get you a couple of fans

and we'll try and work with it that way.

- All right. - All right?

- All right, thank you.

- Oh, man. What else?

- Yeah.

- Yeah. She did apologize.

She's "sorry that I feel that way."

- can I steal one of those preference sheets?

I was gonna put them on the wall.

- Here's what you can steal... An extra stripe.

- Cute! - You definitely deserve this.

- Thank you.

- You've had two stripes before, right?

- I only worked on one other yacht,

and I was the second of two,

so there wasn't an option to be third.

- Yeah.

What was your first second stew job, simone?

- This is it.

- This is both a reward for courtney

and a punishment for simone.

Between simone's bratty behavior and courtney's being so good

at her job, courtney deserves as many stripes as simone.

I'm just warning you, the extra stripe is very heavy.

- Don't want them to fall off.

- It comes with so much extra responsibility.

- All the things I'm already doing.

- Yep.

- I think simone might feel a little self-conscious

about me getting a raise.

It's a bit awkward, but I don't think it's unwarranted.

- If I could give you, like, another one,

and give me a fourth one, I would.

- What the hell? - Oh, my god.

- You're running a bit hot there, tanner.

I like simone, but I love being single.

I mean, how many people have you ever talked to

that have gotten married and said, "thank god I got married."

I'm gonna go with a big goose egg.

- You feel that heat, courtney?

I've got nothing on right now...

- Yeah.

- And it's just gonna get hotter,

because we've got no extraction. - Woohoo!

[ phone ringing ]

- hello? - Hi, mom.

- Hello?

I probably wouldn't work with kate again.

We don't jell.

- But little does she know that I'm very good

at being professional, even though I don't really like you.

If kate's going to try to get a reaction out of me,

she's got the wrong person,

because I'm not that basic bitch.

- Okay. - Bye.

- All crew, all crew, provisions are arriving.

- Ooh. - Hold it, hold it.

- Oh.

- I should have been a quarterback.

[ grunting ] - oh, look at that...

Brilliant, lovely.

- That's it... Thank you.

- Thank you!

- Whoa.

- Oh.

- All right, guys, let's go chill out, the boat is clean.

Deck crew on three... Yeah, deck crew.

[ phone beeps ]

- mother----er.

Damn it!

Attention all crew, everyone in the salon

in five minutes for a staff meeting.

- Why?

It's like being called into the principal's office.

When's that ever gonna be good?

- This day is the worst day.

- I'm not happy with something.

I only have two rules...

Don't embarrass yourself, and don't embarrass the boat.

It seems all of us aren't getting that message.

- I got an email this morning from the dream beach club

about the behavior of our crew.

As a result of someone doing cannonballs in the pool,

the dj equipment was damaged.

- Cannonball! - Whoa!

- Ashton.

- Ow!

- [bleep]

- the beach club wants to be compensated for it,

and justifiably so.

So you guys will deal with it.

You will iron it out, and you will pay for it.

Okay?

- Oh, this is hilarious.

Did ashton do something bad? Is he not so perfect?

- That's all I gotta say.

- I slipped up, and I'm ashamed of it.

I'm not perfect.

Hey, cap, just wanna apologize for my behavior

at the beach club. I'm sorry about that.

- Appreciate that.

- And obviously, I'll cover the costs.

I'll also write them a letter of apology.

- You've been with me a couple of years now,

so you know what I expect.

Time to step up to the plate. - Yep.

- Ashton got a pass on this one,

but the pond that he's ice-skating on right now,

ice got real, real thin.

I printed out the documentation from the beach club.

Better hope we get a good tip.

- Attention all crew, whoever's still changing

into their whites better step it up,

because we have 15 minutes.

- Kate? - Yes, ashton?

- Just want to apologize for any embarrassment

caused by my behavior at the beach club.

- That's okay.

I'm sure it was just built-up frustration.

- That caused me to cannonball into the water?

- From waiting for rhylee and I.

- Yeah, I think it's two separate issues, honestly.

- Oh, two separate issues.

I'm going around with my tail between my arse,

saying sorry to everybody,

but the queen bee bitch has to have the last say

and drive that knife into my side one more time,

and it's ----ing irritating.

- Apologize, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Attention all crew, five minutes till arrival.

- Don't make me late today, kate.

- I'm tired of waiting on you.

I hope this is deodorant and not hairspray.

- No pda at work, please.

[ gasps ] - this is awesome.

- I see captain lee.

- Oh, my god. - This is gonna be fun.

- Oh, my goodness. - Here we go.

- What's up, party people? - Hi.

- Albert, how are you, sir? - Hi.

I always like returning charter guests,

because it takes away a little bit of the stress

of not knowing what they want.

- How are you? Good to see you.

- But at the same time, these guests kind of had

a miserable experience last time,

so there's more pressure to make sure this one goes perfect.

- Hi, how are you? - Albert, torrie, welcome back.

- Thank you.

- Kate will give you a tour of the boat.

Get outta here and have some fun.

- Okay, guys, right this way.

Watch your step. Are you excited?

- Yes. - Yes, I'm excited, too.

- It's a much different vibe than my seanna.

- Yeah.

- So this is your master stateroom.

- Gorgeous. - Sweet.

- I can see cocktails being consumed in here.

- That's all the luggage.

- And then we'll go up to your sundeck up here.

- This is all right. It'll do.

- Around this way, you have what we call the bunny pad.

- This is beautiful. - This is it.

- We've got panoramic views.

- The islands here are even more beautiful than in tahiti.

- Attention deck crew, bow to stern, let's get outta here.

- Pull in, pull in, pull in, quickly, quickly, quickly.

- Pull in.

- Take it out, ashton. - All lines on deck on the bow.

- All lines on deck.

- Copy that. We're outta here.

- Do you need help? - Yeah.

- It's a heavy door, hold on.

Watch your step.

- Fun.

- The answer will almost always be "yes."

- it's getting really hot in here already.

With the extractor fan out,

I'm gonna bypass the idea of doing anything hot in here.

Caprese salad is so refreshing to eat on a really hot thai day.

Everyone loves cheese, and if you don't,

you've got some ----ing problems and you're a bit weird.

- Standing by on anchor, ready to drop.

- On my mark, gimme three shots and drop.

- Captain, that's three shots at the waterline.

- Copy that. Go ahead and lock it in.

- Well done, rhylee. - Thanks ashton.

- Yeah.

- He told me I look like I lost weight.

- No. - What a gentleman.

- That's what you said. Were you lying?

- Yeah.

[ laughing ]

- if you guys are ready to sit down,

the chef's ready to serve lunch.

- Dinner! Lunch!

- Deck crew, deck crew, if we could put everything

in the water.

- There's a lot of jellies.

That one right there would [bleep] your day up.

- Yeah.

Just a warning... Before anybody jumps into the water,

there are quite a few jellyfish in the water.

- Did you put that little thingie in there,

that you can swim in?

- We do have one of those critter pools

that we can put in for you guys as well.

- Okay. - Okay.

- ----Ing hell.

Brian, meet me on bridge deck aft

and let's figure out this pool. - Copy.

- A critter-free pool has a protective net

to prevent any jellyfish or any sea creatures

coming and harming anybody that's in the pool.

[ grunting ]

- up until this point, we have definitely

been avoiding this critter pool.

I've heard it's a massive pain in the ass.

- This thing's big, bro.

- But this is the charter that we're trying

to redeem ourselves from last season,

so [bleep] it, here we go.

----Ing jellyfish.

- Looks like we're having a nice italian lunch today.

- Mm-hmm. - Love it.

- Perfect. - Let's go.

- What is that? - Soaked almonds.

I soaked them yesterday, pureed them today,

and then I put some garlic and sherry vinegar in there.

- Tomato burrata with italian almond milk dressing.

- Oh, boy, look at this.

Oh, torrie, you'll love that. - Thank you.

- Nice. - It's very nice, thank you.

- Bon appétit.

- Wow. - It's really good.

- No way.

- Oh! Oh, no!

- I didn't get a hair!

- One hair. - Want another one?

- Yeah.

Hair in the food is disgusting

and one of the worst things anyone can experience.

This is not a good way to start the charter.

Hey, I just need a fresh one,

because this one has a big hair on it.

- Where? - Right there.

- I should have ----ing seen it.

- It's, like, in the cheese.

Just chuck it out.

I cannot believe we're starting a charter,

for the first meal, like this.

- That's not good. - Yeah.

- This is a nightmare. [bleep]

[bleep] - wow.

- Strike one, first meal.

- Coming up...

- I feel rain.

- I'm just comfortable with the way that the waves are,

especially with the kids.

- We can't go on the beach? - Oh, come on.

Because this one has a big hair on it.

Jesus christ.

- Strike one, first meal.

- That first meal always kind of sets the tone.

It's something you just don't wanna deal with.

[bleep]

[ gagging ]

- there you go. - Perfect, thank you.

- My pleasure. - All right, hair-free.

[ laughs ]

- that was great.

- Mm-hmm, really fresh and good.

- Do you want me down on main aft so I can

get the painter line from you guys, or you want me to get...

- I just wanna actually work out how...

- We're doing it? - We're doing it first.

- Obviously, we've got the nozzle there

and the valve there. - Jesus, okay.

- One valve here, one valve there, so we don't...

We make sure we don't have one on each corner, maybe.

- Okay. - The valve is right here.

- What was that?

- All right, this is our...

It's all of our first time putting it together.

- Yeah.

- Let's try and get it over the side.

All right, let's go.

- You're right on the back of the boat here.

- Is tanner down there? - Yeah, he's right here.

We gotta finish blowing it up, though.

- There's enough air in it for now.

You go down as well, rhylee, and I'm gonna slowly

lower it down to you guys, all right?

- Oh, yeah, bro. - That's good, yep.

- Have you organized the dancer for tonight, or is ashton...

- Yeah, we've got a dancer coming in.

I need a thai dancer and some décor for a '20s party.

I always love including the culture

of whatever location we're in.

It's enjoyable for the guests and the crew,

and it gives me a little break where everyone's distracted.

- Look at me, wrangling the critter pool.

- Okay.

- You have such a nice wife who puts your sunscreen on.

- Just be careful you don't slip and fall.

- Thanks, captain obvious.

- Yeah.

- Thanks, captain obvious.

- That's not pretty obvious. That's a proper safety hazard.

- It's not obvious, but telling you not to slip

on a slippery trampoline...

- Oh, my god, you're very argumentative.

- I mean, I just don't see the difference.

- I'm sorry, rhylee. - Thanks for apologizing.

- Now, just to state the obvious, this is very slippery.

- Yay!

[ yawns ]

- mm. - You guys ready?

- Oh, we're gonna get out?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- I know, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You look hot and bothered, are you all right?

- I am hot, and that makes me slightly bothered.

Even the limes are sweating. - [bleep]

- there's like a cool breeze coming off.

I don't wanna get back up.

This galley, it's just hot.

Just ----ing hot.

Now I'm going to go get the fans.

- They're wrinkly.

- I'm gonna turn into an old lady.

- Ugh.

- I'm not five. - You're six?

- Yeah.

- I got one of the fans from the laz.

We're going crazy here.

[ humming into fan ]

- oh, my god.

- If you have an oscillating fan blowing on you,

you're somewhere depressing, like the dmv.

- I'm gonna take it up.

We're gonna bring half of it down.

I'm gonna drop the hook again,

I'm gonna get the bottom end to fold it over.

[ winch humming ]

[ grunting ]

- coming down. - Ooh, watch it.

[bleep]

- it's just sliding back down.

Let's try and get it up a little bit,

you know what I mean? - Turn it the other way, tan.

- Ooh, watch the chairs.

- [bleep] - just help rhylee there.

- Yeah, I got it, if you wanna keep it folded for me.

- This thing's just a ----ing sh---show. I don't know.

- How many deckhands does it take to fold a ----ing pool?

- Maybe just fold it in bigger squares.

- [bleep] it.

- What are we doing, are we folding it...

- We're gonna open it this way, get it to a nicer spot.

- All right, I can... I can...

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Relax, rhy, relax. - You relax.

I'm over here, and you keep...

- You're so much, ----ing calm down, bro.

- I am ----ing calm. Don't start with me.

- All right, all right, all right.

- Don't look at me not saying a ----ing thing,

and tell me to calm down, you ----ing moron.

- Tanner and rhy, get into your blacks.

Myself and brian will square up here.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Thank you for coming. Right this way.

- There you are. - Amazing.

I can't wait... Hold on.

That'll do. - Okay.

- Now we can try again.

All right, let's get this side nice and tight.

- Jackpot.

Look at that, beautiful.

- Where's his lifejacket?

[ child murmurs ]

- you can change in here in one second.

- Perfect.

- That's because you have so many stripes.

- You know what, I don't think I should.

I think you should give it to the boys up there,

because they clearly know what the ----ing

three stripes look like.

- I'm pissed off at brian.

- Choose your words very carefully with rhylee.

- Dealing with rhylee is like walking on eggshells.

You've gotta tiptoe around her,

you've gotta be careful about the way you say things,

the way you explain things.

- I was just like, relax, and she ----ing got all hectic.

You were right there, you saw it.

- Because fighting fire with fire is not gonna work.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

Are you ----ing kidding me, ashton junior?

- I really, really do not wanna deal

with any more drama than I have.

- You're a bit of a bitch, huh?

[ laughs ]

- coming up...

[ coughing ]

[ smoke alarm ringing ] - this is insane.

- Everything okay down there, kev?

- It's very smoky all around.

- Let's do orange, orange, yellow, yellow.

Oh, it's looking pretty good.

- Perfect.

- Ah, awesome, this looks beautiful.

- Isn't this gorgeous? - Yeah.

- How cute is this? - I love the lanterns.

- I have all the guests at the table.

- Okay, cool.

- Kevin, there's a bit of smoke outside there on our deck.

Can you just keep it down in here, please?

- Sorry. - Thank you.

- I will just make salads from now on.

- I'm just watching you eat.

Oh, yeah.

- Your button's undone, by the way.

- Nature's ramekin... The pineapple.

- Obviously, lunch wasn't perfect today.

There was hair in the food,

so I really wanna step it up for dinner tonight.

This looks so bad. - No, it doesn't.

- I'm doing pineapple fried rice, straight into

a baby pineapple...

My daughter really likes meat on a stick, so I think this

one's gonna be a fun one for the kids,

and it kinda just looks cool, you know?

- Yeah, it's so cute. - Cool, cool, cool.

- Look at how cute that is, guys.

- Kevin's got the wow factor for the presentation.

- They're just pineapple fried rice, and then

it's just a pork mince on a lemongrass skewer,

coconut milk down the bottom, just to dress it up.

- Excellent. - All right, enjoy, guys.

Thank you. - Thank you, kevin.

- Thank you. - This is creative.

I like this.

- Pork's, like, not my favorite, but the flavor wasn't bad.

- You guys should just hang out with me

for the rest of your life.

I'll get a house right by where you go to college,

and we can hang out all the time.

You guys won't even need friends,

because you'll have us, right?

- No... Jane's like, "no."

- no, she's like...

- What's up? - No...

No, not in here, in the galley, please.

- We also have one little surprise,

real quick, before dessert.

- Oh, boy. - Oh, we love surprises.

- What is this? - Oh!

- Oh, my gosh!

- This thai dancer is fantastic.

She's so festive.

I respect her, she's got commitment to her craft.

[ cheering ]

- what do you say?

- All right, albert, your turn.

- Hey, that's a big thing when you're thai,

to learn how to arch your fingers, too,

like that, and dance like that.

- Beautiful, thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you, amazing.

- Bye.

- What do you think is for dessert?

- I don't know.

- This looks really pretty.

- Yeah, it does.

- It's like a rice pudding, but with black sticky rice,

some coconut milk, and some palm sugar in there.

And then it's mango parfait, and then just some toasted coconut.

- Awesome. - Thank you.

- Enjoy, guys.

- You're not liking anything tonight.

- I'm just not, like, into rice for dessert.

- I loved it, I really did.

I asked him for multi-course, michelin-star quality food.

I wanted that kind of food.

Ground-up pork on a stick... Come on.

We can do a little bit better tomorrow, I hope.

- Torrie loved it, but old mate scott was like,

"meat on a stick?" - what a dick.

- He was expecting, like, michelin star

thai food on a boat.

- I've gotta refined it a wee bit more, yeah.

Obviously, scott wasn't looking for meat on a stick tonight,

and I apologize, but I just can't win with these guys.

- Oh well. - Good night, good night.

- You are wimping out right there.

- Oh, jeez.

- I'm so beat. We'll see you in the morning.

- All right, well, I'll see you guys in the morning.

- Good night. - Thank you.

- All right, good night. - Good night.

- Sh, sh.

- I feel like the deck crew honestly lost,

like, seven pounds today, sweating.

- Just everything. I wanted to ask you...

It's cool that you and I are keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- I gotcha.

- I just wanted us to be on the same page.

- Okay.

- Come to me, baby.

- Oh, thank you so much. - You're welcome.

- Oh, look how cool you look.

- Ashton, ashton, brian, brian,

could I request your presence in the wheelhouse?

- Copy. - Copy.

- I just got a call from the water taxi.

- Yeah.

- They're gonna be able to bring them all the way out here.

- The visitors? - Yep.

- Torrie and the primary's wife have requested that

we create a surprise arrival for the kids' grandparents,

who live here in thailand.

First, we can take them to the beach.

When they're on the beach, we'll come back here,

launch the slide, the skis...

- Everything. - Yeah.

- Okay.

- We already have two young kids on board,

which is a safety hazard,

and now we're about to have two elderly people on board as well.

So everything we do from here on needs to be pretty calculated.

Cool, thanks, bro. - No worries, bro.

- Oh, my gosh, albert, what is this?

- I think that's passion fruit.

- The muffin's really good.

- Captain, captain, we've got two guests incoming.

- Really great.

- This boat's coming pretty close.

- Yeah, it is.

- It's really close.

I wonder why they're coming so close?

Who is that on that boat?

- It's grandpa and grandma!

- Hello. - What?

- Grandma and grandpa! - What? Oh!

[ laughing ]

- oh, man.

Go around, give her a big hug. - Hello.

- Go give grandma and grandpa a big hug.

- Go give 'em a hug! - Aw.

- Oh.

- Does it get cuter than this?

- Hi, baby. - Oh, my gosh.

- Has this yacht turned into a hallmark movie?

Hi, I'm kate, welcome.

I love old people, they're so cute.

And they have wisdom.

- Welcome aboard.

- Ready to go to the beach, bud? - Yes.

- Yeah? - Thank you.

- Yeah, so this is where the magic happens.

- Yeah.

- No!

Yeah, this is... This is a treat.

- Now you can check that off the bucket list.

- Yes. - Right.

- How long do you think they're gonna be at the beach for?

- As long as they want.

- Do you think it would be nice if we had all the food

on the table, right, and we timed it...

- Yeah, I love it. - And then we just put it out,

and then they all walk up the stairs...

- And they can come up... - And it's just all laying out.

- Yes, a feast. I love that idea.

- Family-style cooking's a bit of a fairytale for me.

That's why I like doing it.

Growing up, it was always just a small family, no grandparents.

So I'm gonna make this special.

Everything around the table, everyone's just gonna sit back,

look at all the food, and kind of get into it.

- All right, we're ready.

- Don't slip, don't slip, don't slip...

- Got it.

- Daddy, look, the island. - Yes, pearson.

- Can I go? - We're gonna...

They're gonna go, and then we're gonna go after them.

- They're gonna go first, and then come back and get us.

- I'm gonna throw this in there with you guys.

- I couldn't sweat any more than I am now.

- Yes, you could.

- What did you just say?

- I feel rain.

- The wind is coming in strong.

- Okay, guys, I'm just not comfortable with the way

that the waves are crashing onto the sand,

especially with the kids and older folk.

- Okay.

- So I'm sorry I teased you with a beach excursion,

but we're not gonna be able to do it.

- Oh, come on.

- He's talking about the kids and the older folks.

- Yeah, I don't wanna be up there and have the boat

dashing against the rocks with you guys in it.

This season already, we've dealt with some injuries

around the changing in tides,

and I've got a narrow approach with a strong current coming in,

crashing waves onto rocks.

And given what happened to them last season,

I cannot have any injuries or they will pack their bags

and leave, and this is just not a risk I'm willing to take.

Captain, captain, ash. - Go ahead, ash.

- I'm not really comfortable with the situation on the beach.

- What?

- If you can't do it safely, then you can't do it at all.

- Uh-oh. What's wrong?

- What's up?

- Am I hearing on the radio that they might not

be going to the beach now? - Yes, you are hearing that.

- This beach party was on the preference sheet.

All of the guests were very excited about it.

So canceling the beach party... It's kind of a big deal.

- We can't go on the beach? - We're all screwed now.

- Why?

- It's rough, and they don't wanna risk it.

- Oh, no.

- Sorry about that, guys.

- We can't go on the beach? Why?

- It's rough, and they don't wanna risk it.

- Oh, no.

- I'd rather have you all safe. Sorry about that, guys.

- Come on. - Bummer.

- Simone, will you run down to the fridge

and grab all the cool towels... - Okay.

- And bring them up to the guests

on a platter, with an orchid? - Okay, cool.

- Kevin and I decided to have a wonderful lunch set up

for when the guests got back from the beach,

but now, thanks to ashton, there is no beach,

and we've got disappointed guests

and a bunch of wasted time. Good call.

They're not going to the beach now.

- Okay. - So 1:00 lunch.

- One o'clock, let's just do it. - Let's just do it.

- Ashton, ashton, break out every toy we got.

I want the pool in.

If it floats, I want it behind the boat, okay?

- Copy that.

Want to get that in as soon as we can.

So I've avoided one problem that we had last season,

but now I've created a whole nother problem

of these guests being bored.

Now it's just rush, rush, rush to get the skis in,

to get the slide out, that the kids don't get bored,

that mummy's happy again.

This is just a lot right now.

- There you go.

- You're welcome.

- Sorry about that, albert.

I just wasn't comfortable with the way that the waves

were crashing onto the beach. - Oh, okay, yeah.

- So we'll put the pool in for you guys,

and give you as much fun as we can here on the boat.

- Yeah, all right. - Thanks for understanding.

- Okay.

- So we can go ahead and proceed with lunch at 1:00.

It's gonna be a large feast that kevin's prepared.

- Cool.

- You guys can do water sports until lunch.

- What can I get you guys while you're waiting?

You want a vodka and soda again? - You know, I'll do another one.

- Sure.

- Let's get all this furniture to the side,

get this thing in as quick as we can,

hopefully before their lunch.

I know it's not ideally what we wanted to do today,

but plans have changed.

- I think you made the right call.

- Should I be setting up platforms

and trampolines down there while you guys do this?

- I'm gonna... Let's put the pool in.

Let's get all of us on the pool,

then we can put stuff up around it.

- Okay. - All right?

- You wanna go on the toys? - Setting them up right now.

- Yeah, they're setting them up.

We're gonna have some lunch, and then we'll go on the toys.

- Yeah.

- Crab walk.

- I'm doing it to both lines, obviously.

- So a proper bowline...

- I don't use bowlines that often.

- That's... You want your end tail...

- Yeah. - ...To go in towards your loop.

- Yeah, let me tie it real quick.

- Oh, how we took circulated air for granted.

- Oh, man.

- It's so smoky back there.

- It's getting thick.

- A little smoky? - That's not good.

- We just gotta pull this in. - Loosen this.

- Yep. - All right.

- You got it? - Yeah.

- Let me do the other one. - One, two, three...

- Jesus christ, this current is ripping.

- Rhylee, there's a lot of pressure on this line.

If we tie off that line you're handing,

and then I hand this to you.

- So then why did I ----ing untie it? Sh--.

- Rhylee, can you tie off that line and come grab this one?

- Working on it! - I've said it twice.

- You had me untie it first.

- Let's try again. - Okay, wait.

- What's wrong?

- I don't know what knot this is.

Yeah, that's rhylee's fishing knots.

I don't know what they are, either.

- Okay.

[ grunting ] - can you not get it loose?

- Yeah, I don't know what she's done here.

- Want me to help you? - Uh, yeah, please.

- Oh [bleep].

[ coughing ] - what's up?

[ smoke alarm ringing ] - oh!

- The fire alarm just went off.

- Oh, my gosh, we can go to an island to eat.

- Everything okay down there, kev?

- Everything's good, he's just grilling fish.

My eyes are burning.

It's a struggle to keep them open.

[ beeping ]

- [bleep].

- [bleep] this. - What the [bleep] is she doing?

- Oh, my god.

[ coughing ] - smoke...

- This is insane.

- Just grab the line...

- I know, I was trying to do the same ----ing thing back there.

- I just asked you to tie it, that's it,

and we'll figure it out.

- Right, after you had me untie it, tanner.

- That's why you can't do different ----ing knots.

Because when we get to it,

we don't know what the [bleep] going on.

- I'm sorry, but... - No, I'm your biggest fan.

This charter was about redemption from last season.

But now the guests are disappointed, I'm frustrated.

It's hard to think when you're just trying to survive.

This is chaos.

I think it's helping.

- It's very smoky all around.

- This is the most wild experience of my life.

- Next, on "below deck"...

- That sucks. I was so excited to go to the beach.

- Yeah, that was one of the big things we wanted to see.

- There's a way to make it up to them.

We've gotta pull out all the stops.

Good evening. - Captain lee!

Looking good! - Wow!

- You seem to have an issue with the knot.

- The bowline knot is not something that

I use on a fishing boat.

- Don't come here with your attitude again.

- To be honest, I feel like we're on different lengths

and stuff, and I'm trying to have some fun, you know?

- What the hell kind of [bleep], boy?

[ screaming ]

[ shouting ]

- oi, oi, oi...

Calm down, bro, calm bro, calm down.

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