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Do you know what today is?

The only day they care 'bout us, they care 'bout us.

Speak for yourself. They love me all year round.

You are loathed all year round.

Uh-uh, that's where you're wrong.

This Father's Day, they gonna show up and show out!

I couldn't believe what was done for Mother's Day.

They must've spent what? $10,000?

It was more than that.

You think that landing the helicopter in the front of the

church was too much for Cora?

'Cause that added up.

And don't forget about the trip to Fiji.

Yeah, the spa day, the mani-pedis.

Yeah. They didn't lift a finger all day.

Yeah, but they deserve it, though.

As our matriarchs, they endure much.

They deserve much.

We endure much and deserve much.

Yeah, and that's the only day that they actually recognize us.

Agreed. Now if you'll excuse me, gentlemen,

I'm on my way to see my son for breakfast.

Happy Father's Day to you both.

- Happy Father's Day. - Happy Father's Day, Reg.

Relaxation.

Man, we deserve to be acknowledged for our efforts.

Right.

All right, now today, no work, just relaxation.

I ain't doin' nothin' today.

- At all. - Nothin'.

Not a thing today.

- Jeremy. - What's up?

It's trash day. Can you take the trash out?

Don't forget.

- Not today, babe. - Okay, come on.

Every time they come early, you forget to take it out.

So don't forget.

Can't he get up and take it in the morning?

Just take it out, so don't forget.

I can't believe you're gonna actually do it.

We said nothin' today.

Hey.

Hey, Mr. Brown, did you change the tire on the car?

Nah, Cora. I'll do it tomorrow. I ain't doin' nothin' today.

Mr. Brown, come on.

I leave for church in 45 minutes.

- I need you to change the tires. - Oh, Cora, can't it wait?

I look like that when you ask me stuff.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

Jeremy, there is a smell coming to my room from the floor vents.

Could you please go under the crawlspace

to make sure everything's okay?

You know today is--

The perfect day to do it. Thank you. Thank you.

Okay. Have y'all realized that today is Father's Day?

Anybody notice that while y'all askin' do this, do that?

Oh, yes. And we got gifts for you all.

You got somethin' for me, too?

I betcha they got me them ostrich-skin boots

with the gold tip on the front and the back.

Yeah, yeah. Today gonna be a great day after all, man.

It is. I wanna get some spurs put on 'em.

Yeah.

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go ♪

♪ I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember ♪

♪ Blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

Hey, we'll start off with this right here.

Bam, there you go! Happy Father's Day.

Bama's Big Country Burgers?

Ain't this the place that almost killed you?

Yeah, uh, they finally passed their inspection

with a C this year. Best burger in the country!

Okay, well, you can see the E. coli on this burger.

But it's the thought that count. Thank you, Mr. Brown.

You're welcome. You're welcome.

Ain't it good to do nothing? Just relax and do nothingness.

I know.

Did you take the trash out?

No, baby. I'll take it out to the curb now, okay?

Okay. When you finish, can you meet me in the room

and help me fix the dresser, please?

Okay. You want him to build you an ark, too, Noah?

You know what today is?

Yeah.

And you still ungrateful and you know what today is?

But you want your gifts now?

We were gonna give them to you later.

Well, I'll take mine now. Yeah, I like gifts.

- Me, too. - Oh, okay. All right.

Here come my boots. With the tips.

I want the spurs and the tips.

Hey, I need some great gifts, man.

Me, too.

Everything I do around here. It better be something special.

Right.

Act grateful. Act grateful.

Look grateful.

Baby cakes. Mr. Brown.

Okay.

I don't want to--

"Happy, happy, happy Father's Day."

I see. You ain't gonna sign it?

It's the words that matter. I spent a lot of time.

Read it.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

Okay, okay. Thank you for the card.

Thank you very much.

Thank you so much. Where the rest of the gifts?

You got 'em? You hidin' 'em?

Well, it is your gift. Enjoy!

We knew we picked the perfect cards, so--

Oh, baby, when you, uh, wrap everything up,

can you help me fix the, uh, car?

I think the air filter is clogged or something.

I can't breathe. Maybe it's my sinuses.

- Ain't that about a-- - Ah!

Don't say that. This is Sunday.

Can you believe them?

Everything that we do around here.

My bank account is still recovering from Mother's Day.

You know what? Next year, ain't nobody get nothin'

for Mother's Day but a card. Just a card!

Nuh-uh. No. I had a-- I had a--

A tif-- A tiffany.

- Epiphany. - Yeah. I don't wanna change.

I'm not gonna stoop to their level.

Oh, excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt.

Mr. Brown, did you, uh, fix the tire on the car?

Co--You know what? On second thought,

ain't nobody gettin' nothin'! Nothin' for Mother's Day!

- What? - Absolutely!

Nothin'!

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with you?

Do y'all know what's wrong with them?

Who knows, honey, maybe their team lost or something.

What, their team? The game is not until tonight.

Maybe a player got hurt.

You know how sensitive they are about their teams.

Something seems a little off.

It is. It's strange, but I'ma go--

- I'ma go check on Mr. Brown. - Mm-hmm. Okay.

They're such a weird species.

Yeah, if somebody on a team gets traded,

I get the silent treatment.

My third husband used to throw fits if I didn't say

bless you when he sneezed.

- Hey. - Philip, dear...

Are the men okay?

Nope. They're mad that the Father's Day gifts that they got

versus the ones they got you guys.

I heard my dad talking about it on the phone.

But those were great cards.

I don't know what the problem is.

- Hey, baby. - Hey.

Mm, now I just finished this month's budget.

Mm-hmm?

And with the new money I'm makin', we are doing great!

Ah, that's great news, baby!

Ah, okay, congrats to your new part-time job!

- Mm-hmm. - Let me see.

Oh! You makin' way more money than me!

All right. Go ahead, girl!

Yeah.

- Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm.

For some reason, that would make some guys jealous, but...

Jealous? Picture that. I'm secure in mine.

You know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause we a team.

Uh-huh.

All right. When you gettin' it, we all gettin' it.

Makes life easier for everybody around here.

Thank you, baby. I appreciate that.

I appreciate you, boo. Yeah, my little boss baby.

- Yes! - Yes, you look good, too.

I like that fit.

Oh, thank you, darling. This is called a power suit!

Do it. Mm-hmm.

- Boy, you whipped. - What?

You more whipped than-- than key lime pie.

You softer than tender chitlins.

- Okay. - Hey, hey, Jeremy?

Do you want me to get you a soft drink?

You want somethin'?

Hey, Reginald, how was breakfast?

The food was incredible, but seeing my son

was enough for me.

Amen.

Hey, okay, serious question.

You know what this means, don't you?

What you talkin' about?

It means Leah now wear the pants in the relationship.

What?

Boy, you don't ever let a woman make more money than you make!

Next thing you know she gonna be changin' oil in the car

and you're gonna be here washing dishes, makin' eggs and stuff.

You want cheese on your eggs, anybody?

That's--that's gonna be you.

Reginald, can you please tell this prehistoric chauvinist

that, that way of life has ended?

Well...

he kinda does have a point.

Thank you.

Y'all can remember a time women couldn't even work.

They had to tend to the house and livestock.

Studies show that when women make more money than men,

divorce rates do increase.

Right. That's because those men are wise.

How many of those kinda relationships

do you see survive?

Man, I'm not about to play this game with y'all, all right?

This is a new time. Women are working,

and they are doing their thing and contributing just like men.

Who are you trying to convince, us or you?

Whatever.

Honestly, it--it doesn't bother you that she makes more money

- than you do? - Absolutely not.

- Really? - Nope.

Really?

Man, it's killin' me! I don't know what to do!

I knew it! I knew you still had some man left in you!

Now look, you got to man up.

You gonna have to find you something

so you can start making more money.

Oh, man. I can barely work the jobs I got now.

I can't work another job. I don't have the time or energy.

Okay, look. Your marriage and your whole life,

and your manlihood depend on this, okay?

But you've got to get out there.

Maybe I can find something virtual like she did.

Right! You can do it!

You just gotta believe in your heart.

Say, I can do it!

I can do it.

No, you gotta come out bigger than that!

Say it with your chest! I can do it!

- I can do it! - Yes. Go make that money.

You got this, Jeremy.

If you need us for anything, we'll be right here.

All right.

Okay. This looks like something I can do right here.

I can't believe they upset about their Father's Day gifts.

Those were good cards, right?

Yeah, they were nice. And one of them had a cute

little football on the inside of it.

They should be grateful.

No one really even celebrates Father's Day.

Oh, Ms. Anastasia.

Well, that explains the attitude they had.

And I've been barking orders at Jeremy all day.

Oh my God. The same to Mr. Brown.

Well, I still need Jeremy's help today.

Father's Day isn't even a real holiday.

It's just something to appease the men.

Look, we gotta come up with something to do for them.

Any ideas?

You know what? I got right here. The bobblehead doll.

You know, the men like them bobblehead dolls.

Uh-huh, they do.

Let's try that. They might like that, huh?

How about a tool belt

so that they can fix more things around here?

Yes.

That's a good idea.

And, and what about a new drill for the new tool belt?

New drill. That's a good idea.

I used to buy my husbands cheap cologne,

$8 to $15 at the grocery store just to say that

I got something.

Well, I'm gonna leave this up to you ladies.

Let me know what you come up with

because I have an appointment with my television.

Well, wait a minute.

Well, maybe we can, uh, let's see.

Maybe we can get them um, some restaurant gift cards.

Okay.

Mr. Brown like that Bama's Big Country Burger.

They just opened back up, too. That's good. Okay.

Oh, Philip, baby.

Okay, of these ideas, which one is best?

All right. Bobblehead dolls, uh, a new tool belt, a new drill,

or gift cards to restaurants?

Um, well, mainly because, you know,

they put in so much effort for Mother's Day,

I say-- I say none of those.

I mean, like, nobody wants gifts to do chores with.

That's like that time Dad got you a vacuum cleaner

for Mother's Day.

- Very good point. - That's true. That's true.

Well, what do you think?

The guys didn't say anything they may want?

Nope, they were just talking about the things

they got you guys.

Wait, wait, wait.

Actually, my dad, he wants that uh, that new virtual reality--

that game system, yeah.

He's been talking about it for a while.

Oh, that's good, baby.

Yeah, and, uh, Mr. Brown, he wants that

Kung Fu Soul Brother 60, the ultimate DVD collection.

Oh, he has been saying--

Been talkin' about that for a while.

And uh, Grandpa Vinny, uh--cigars.

He's always so mad when he forgets to get 'em

when we're out.

And then he's, like, super mad when he gets home.

You know what? Speaking of Vinny,

I haven't seen him all day. Where is he?

Mr. Vinny is downtown at the Father's Day Poker Tournament.

Livin' his best life.

Oh, goodness. Okay, okay.

Oh, oh, oh, no. What about Mr. Reginald?

Ah, that's a tough one. Well, I mean,

he has been talking about, like, his lower back's been hurting.

So maybe like a spa card or something?

Boy, this boy right here! Boy, you done came through!

Give me some!

You just saved Father's Day, baby!

Yeah, but, um, I don't think that'll be enough.

I mean, they put in a lot of effort on Mother's Day.

But it's okay, I got an idea.

Okay. What you got?

- So this is what we're gonna do. - Okay.

This is so easy.

Filling these orders as they come in and getting paid.

You inspire me, too, babe.

I went and got a new job on the side.

Really? Doing what?

Just answering questions as emails come in.

And you know, it's remote, and it pays way more than

I thought something like this would pay.

But you barely have time as it is.

How you gonna find the time to manage to learn a new job?

I'll make it work. And the extra money won't hurt.

Jeremy, I mean, we're doing great with my part-time job.

I mean, I would rather you have a better quality

of life than trying to earn a few extra bucks.

So you don't want me to do it?

Well, I'm just sayin' you-- you already complain about,

uh, not being able to watch the game, go out.

You, you, you--

We don't get to, you know, sleep, so--

Adding that to your schedule

just doesn't seem like it's goin' to work.

Jeremy.

- Jeremy. - Hmm?

Baby, why don't you go lay down?

No. No, no, I still got a lot of work to do, babe.

Okay, this is day one,

and you already falling asleep at your computer?

I don't think this is gonna end well.

It will. It definitely will.

And now I'm back making more money than you,

so we can start planning a vacation.

- Oh, that's what this is about? - What?

You making more money than me?

Come on, babe.

No. That's what you just said.

I mean, obviously, that's what's on your mind.

I mean, I am a man.

Oh.

What's wrong with a woman making more money?

I thought you were secure.

I am secure, but as a man,

you would like to be able to provide more for your family.

Okay. Well, I think you just wanna make more money than me

'cause your family is provided for.

Look, you wanna wear my jeans?

They probably won't fit.

Okay, then how about you start letting me

wear the pants around here like I once did?

Hmm. You wanna wear my panties?

I can't get into them things.

Mm, and you won't either with that attitude.

Always trying to take away the goodies.

I can't believe they gonna just give us a card!

I ain't never read a card with nothin' in it.

Well, it's better than nothing, I guess.

It was worse than nothing, it was nothing!

All they gonna do is bark orders!

Go do this! Go do that!

Jeremy! Jeremy!

Huh?

Hey, maybe you wanna go lay down.

Maybe this new job is a little too much for you?

Nope. I'm makin' more money now. I still got work to do.

Well, your health is what's important.

You should get some rest.

In fact, I'm gonna retire right now.

Have a good night, gentlemen.

Goodnight.

Stop all that yawning!

You're just weak!

My daddy worked six jobs at one time and barely slept

an hour a night.

And he still was the hardest-workin' man I know.

You yawnin' after one week.

How many other days we done did this?

Didn't your daddy die when he was 29?

That ain't the point.

The point is, he brought home the bacon.

He wasn't weak.

Toughen up. Toughen up.

Happy Father's Day!

Mm-hmm. For you my love.

I have a Chicago-style deep dish meat lover's pizza

with extra cheese.

Mm, thank you, baby.

Oh, and we also got you the new virtual world reality game.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

It's in the room.

- You got him a reality show? - Yeah. It's a game. It's a game.

It's just a game. It's in the room, baby.

- You can go play it now. - Yeah? Oh, man.

I'll play right now.

Thanks, babe.

I can't wait to see what they got me.

The participation is killin' me.

- The anticipation, Mr. Brown? - Yeah.

Yeah, we got you something good.

All right, Mr. Brown, I got you! Happy Father's Day!

- You got me something good? - I got you something good.

Cora, I'm so excited! I'm excited! I'm excited!

Calm down, calm down.

Okay, we got you your favorite meal

from Bama's Big Country Burger! That's good, right?

Yeah.

It smell like you got onions and cheese.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay.

Okay. I'm so grateful. Look.

I'm grateful, Cora. What else you get me, Cora?

Jeremy got two. I know I got two.

Oh, oh. Okay, Mr. Brown. We got you.

We got you the new

Kung Fu Soul Brother Number Six Ultimate DVD collection

with behind the scene footage, Mr. Brown!

- Shut-up! - Shut-up!

Happy Father's Day!

- Cora, hold this. - Yes!

- The Kung Fu Brother? - The Kung Fu Soul Brother!

Yes.

Cora! This is my favorite! I've always wanted this, Cora!

Thank you, Cora.

I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

for doing what he did to bless me, Cora.

Kung Fu Brother, he--

So you think your Kung Fu is better?

Than mine?

Oh.

Cora, Kung Fu Soul Brother? Thank you.

And just think,

I wasn't gonna get y'all nothing for Mother's Day.

I'ma go watch Kung Fu Soul Brother.

I'll see ya.

All right. You beat next year, Mr. Brown?

Yeah.

Well, enjoy your DVDs!

- Dinner and a movie! - Whoo, yes!

- Give me some, girl! - Whoo, we did it!

- We made it! - Oh, my goodness!

Because we was terrible at first.

So terrible. How did we forget that?

I don't know. I thought it was nice.

Yeah, I did, too, but I mean, we just--

Not to have nothin' in it? That was bad.

You was in a helicopter? Girl.

Yeah, that was--

But we made it up, though. We made it.

I'ma put Father's Day in my calendar.

- Okay. - Let me go check on my baby.

Whoo.

- Baby. - Huh?

Wanna share this pizza with me?

Oh, yes. Ooh, I'm gonna go grab some napkins.

All right.

Oh, you want some, uh... ?

Jeremy.

Jeremy!

Hmm? How long was I asleep?

Like, two seconds.

- I'm tired. - Mm-hmm.

You was right. This extra job ain't worth my quality of life.

I know, so what you gonna tell 'em?

I'ma call 'em tomorrow and tell 'em that I'm done.

Oh ,

so that means I can wear the pants around here now?

That's mighty big of you.

Yeah. As long as I can take 'em off!

Boy, stop!

And that extra $2,500 a week was not worth my sanity.

Ooh, what did you just say? $2,500? You're makin' what now?

Yeah. It was $2,500 a week.

But like you said, it don't matter, right?

It ain't worth it.

Yeah, you know, well, you know, maybe you can stay.

How about that? Eat up.

You gonna need your strength.

Let me go get those napkins. Hold on.

- Don't sit back. - What?

- Don't fall asleep. - I'm not going to sleep.

Look, focus, man!

Jeremy, stop! Sit up!