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How somebody gonna have somebody walk around--

You don't know what you're talking about.

- It can happen. - You can't hypno nobody.

I can.

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

Nonsense and ignorance.

She talkin' 'bout she can hypmasize somebody.

Hypnotherapy-- it's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

But I've never seen it done before.

That's 'cause it's fake!

Mr. Brown, you don't know--

Wait, wait, wait, all this is about hypnosis?

Fake news, fake news.

It is not.

It's an ancient method of therapy

that can alter the human mind.

Oh, yeah, alter Brown's mind,

because his own is the simplest of all of us.

How 'bout if I alter your brain.

Whoa, relax, gentlemen.

Miss Cora, you wanted to say something?

Yes, thank you so much, Mr. Reginald.

You're so polite.

Miss Anastasia, we don't know her past.

If she says she can do hypnotherapy,

she can do hypnotherapy.

It ain't real.

It's like at church, like say the pastor be pushing your head,

and you don't want to go down, Cora.

You're fighting it going down.

They be fighting it, Cora, and I just go on down

'cause he just pushing me. And then I be laying there,

and then sometime I want to know if everybody else up.

I look around like that, Cora.

And I just fall back out, 'cause everybody else fell out.

Don't you do that.

To settle everything, I'm willing to bet $100

that this, your hypnotherapy, is bogus.

Okay, I got same bet, same hundred dollars right here.

It was taught to me by my third husband's mother.

I've done it once, I can do it again.

You both have a bet.

Oh yeah, okay, hypnotize Brown

so we can prove this is all fake.

Why she gotta hypmasize me?

In case it works, man.

Yeah, okay.

Come on and do your hypmasization

so we can show that it's fake and be done with it.

Hickory dickory dock, the rat went up the clock and stuff,

come on.

It would be my pleasure.

Yohm, come on, this ain't real.

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't ever water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

First, I need you to clear your mind.

First, I need to make sure this check is gonna clear

before I get my money.

Shut up and clear your mind.

You ain't got to be so mean.

You a nasty hypmasizer.

Listen to the words coming from my mouth.

Where else is words gonna be coming out of?

Anybody else speak from any place else?

I don't think I can handle this much stupidity.

You got this, girl.

I mean, show 'em what you workin' with.

Don't let them discourage you, okay?

This is getting interesting.

You shut up too, Reginald.

You so angry.

Keep your eyes on the watch.

As it swings from side to side.

As you watch, relax even more.

When the winds come and go.

Shadows moving here and fro.

The mind becomes the place you live.

The mind becomes the place you give.

At the sound of the snap of my fingers,

you will become your idol.

I'd want to know who that is.

Shut up, Efe.

Wait, wait, I'm feeling something.

I feel it, I feel it.

I'm feeling something.

I'm feeling myself get $100 richer.

Give me my money.

I told you this is fake.

Told you that junk don't work.

"When the shadows of the mind comes in time,

grab a tiger by the toe, if he holler, let him go."

- Give my money. - I told you it was fake.

And I don't want no check, I want cash,

because I don't trust you like that.

Fascinating way to start a morning.

You guys are too much this morning.

You know what, but I'm sorry it didn't work, Miss Anastasia.

But I gotta get down to the church.

Mr. Brown, can you do me a favor and take that cake

out of the oven when the timer goes off?

Okay, there's gonna be a slice missing, though.

- Maybe two. - Maybe three.

Then it's gonna be three funerals.

Y'all better not touch my cake.

I'll see you.

Tell pastor I say hi.

She sure going down to the church a lot.

Well, I guess I was wrong.

I was sure the wording was right.

Yeah, it was wrong, yeah, it wasn't good.

I could have-- you started doing stuff.

You was drama, too.

- You were so drama. - Very dramatic.

- Whatever. - Wind blows, hickory dickory.

Whatever.

A bet is a bet.

I'll pay you to your shillings.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Ha!

Kung Fu Soul Brotha is in the place.

Wherever there's crime, I'm on the case.

What is your name?

Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

Don't wear it out, 'cause if you do,

I'm gonna have to punch you in the mouth.

It worked, it worked!

Now you two jackasses gotta pay me $100.

Power to the people.

Give the people what they want.

- Give the people what they want. - Yes.

She'll be here very soon.

GPS says she's five minutes away.

Oh, I am so happy to meet her.

I can't believe you've kept it a secret.

I can't believe she's a real person.

Believe it.

Why were you keeping her a secret?

Is there something wrong with her?

No, I don't share my love life with you people.

There's something wrong with her.

Well, I'm excited to meet the person who stole your heart,

Mr. Efe.

Thank you, Miss Cora.

I'm excited to meet her, too.

- Where's Mr. Brown? - I don't know.

Wait, I think that's her.

I can't wait to see her.

This is gonna be a disaster.

I bet she's so nice.

I bet she's on her death bed or has a peg leg.

Miss Anastasia, now, I'm not the smartest person in the world,

but that sounds like jealousy to me.

Oh, of this ugly, wretched woman that Efe's bringing here?

I don't think so.

Everybody, this is April.

April, this is everybody.

Oh, Miss Anastasia!

Oh, let me help you up.

I gotcha, I got it.

It's so nice to finally meet you all.

I've heard so many things.

We've heard so many great things about you, too.

Efe is so sweet.

I've never met a more sincere and sensitive person.

Are you okay, dear?

Miss Anastasia!

She's very dramatic.

Hello!

Oh, my darling, so good to see you.

Hey, sweetheart, you look so good.

- Hey, Princess Sandra. - Hello.

Listen, this is my lady.

Hi, Sandra, it's so nice to meet you.

You, too, honey.

- Efe is such a sweet guy. - Oh, thank you.

Kung Fu Soul Brotha is in the place.

Wherever there's crime, I'm on the case.

I come from these mean streets,

and I can kick through concrete with these feets.

Okay, what has happened since I left?

I took down Juanita, the queen of crack.

And I put Jay Fifty on his back.

Good Lord, who is that?

That is my girlfriend, April.

April, this is--

Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

Sorry, my brother, I was sadly mistaken.

I didn't know the beautiful queen in red was taken.

Now that you are aware that--

"If you don't know, now you know."

Oh, okay.

If you don't know, now you know.

Dang, my brother, you don't have to be so cold.

Why your girl so young and you so old?

Kung Fu Soul Brother out.

Watch her, watch her.

- Face your front. - Whatever that means dawg.

Call me.

This place is so much fun.

- He is just like you described. - Unfortunately.

Come on. I'll show you the rest of the place.

Okay.

- See you all after my tour. - Okay.

Oh, honey, you feel better.

This is probably none of my business,

but that was all shade towards you, Miss Anastasia.

Just sayin'.

I can't believe he brought that young girl here.

Oh, poor girl, lights on, but nobody's home.

Well, she seemed smart to me.

Has less going on upstairs than a one-story house, I can tell.

Ah, what a wonderful surprise.

- How are you? - Judge Reginald.

Hi, I'm great.

Just home from school for the weekend.

How is everything?

You know, this place never misses a beat.

Anastasia, I applaud your abilities.

Thank you very much.

I need to hypnotize poor April.

Why would you do that, Miss Anastasia?

So that's what happened to Mr. Brown?

Honey, it's a lot we have to catch up on, sweetheart.

I can't wait.

I'm gonna let my parents know that I'm here.

I'll catch up with everyone else later.

Okay.

That relationship isn't gonna last two months.

You must be referring to Efe and his woman.

He didn't know how you would take it.

But I've seen many successful relationships with the

one party significantly older.

Multiple generations, though?

Sure, my father was 30 years older than my mother,

and they were madly in love.

Wow, well, I hope it works out for 'em.

Well, I just hope they come to their senses

and find someone their own ages.

True love has no limitation, age, race, creed, or color.

Like I said, it won't last two months.

$500 bet.

Accepted.

Ah, I think she may be the one.

But it really makes sense.

Well, you know, I know there's an age difference.

Hopefully it will work out, but I'm not worried about them.

What about Mr. Brown, what we gonna do?

Oh, do we have to change him back now?

I kind of like him as Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

Hey, did somebody say Kung Fu Soul Brotha?

A crime fighter like no otha'.

He definitely can't be left in this state.

Change him back, please!

It's simple to snap him back.

He just needs to hear the original sound

- that snapped him into it. - If I can do a hair transplant

from the back to the front of you.

Leave my hair, leave my ear wax.

Oh, thank God.

Thank God, young Cora.

That you're now in the presence of Kung Fu Master.

- We gotta solve this. - That should've worked.

I don't know what the problem is.

We got to do something.

The woman who taught me died over 20 years ago.

I don't know what to do.

Miss Anastasia, come on, it has to be.

Twenty thousand of 'em, they surrounded me.

I had nothing to protect me but my hands and my feet.

They surround me, they thought they had me.

I looked at the boy and said, this is yo' grandaddy.

Look Cora, look at the speed.

This is terrible.

Slow motion.

Imma disappear. Close your eyes.

You've gotta figure something out.

This is ridiculous.

The Vietcong tried to overthrow the government,

and was almost successful until they called--

dunh duhn duh--

Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

I can't take another minute of this.

We've tried everything, we've done everything.

I don't know where to go from here.

Do something, think of something.

I punched a helicopter in the face

and stopped to get something to eat.

Jumped off the Entire State Building

and landed flat on my feet.

Empire State--

Cora, I have a few friends that I can call,

maybe they know something.

And I'll do some more research, too.

Thank you, anything you can do.

Tiger style.

Bear style.

Panda style.

Drunk monkey style.

Yes, come forth, my kung fu soul children.

Thought you didn't drink, Mr. Brown.

He's been hypnotized by Miss Anastasia.

I am the one that's gonna save you from captivity-y-y-y.

Wait, hypnotized?

Yes, Miss Anastasia hypnotized him

and he thinks he's Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

What?

Yeah, right.

That is hilarious.

Pretty cool outfit, though, Mr. Brown, I like it.

Yeah, you're pulling it off, man, I like that.

Stop it, I can't take another minute of this.

Anastasia can just change him back, I'm sure.

Yes, if she can remember.

She forgot how to do it.

So he's stuck like this?

Yes, she has to figure out how to reverse it

in order to get him back.

You know what, I'm gonna call my mom.

Maybe she can help out with this.

You can't call your mother.

Call the one who can solve it all.

Yeah, I can see how this could be a problem.

Kung Fu Soul Brotha is the mastermind.

Uh, baby?

Bam, there she is, I knew it-- slut.

What?

Who is that naked woman?

Efe's new naked boo.

- April? - In the flesh, all the flesh.

Now, why would she have her

whole body like that on the internet

for everybody to see?

They just don't have morals anymore, Miss Cora.

I mean, you should see the skimpy outfits

girls are wearing around campus.

Exactly, at least get paid for it.

I mean, use what you got to get what you want.

Oh.

- Dang, that's her? - That is her.

Doesn't leave much to the imagination.

I have a very vast imagination.

Look at this one.

She walking in slow motion on the beach.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I recorded that.

You the man for this one, Efe.

How did you--

She should be ashamed of herself.

How did she fold herself into that position?

Where are her clothes?

Oh, that's not too bad.

I mean, a lot of girls are wearing that nowadays.

She is young enough to be Efe's granddaughter.

Right, I mean, what do you think they see in each other?

Just make sure she doesn't take out any insurance claims.

My first Rolls Royce came at a cost.

Miss Anastasia, you are crazy.

Maybe they genuinely have feelings for each other.

Maybe so, but I want to know what are we gonna do

about Mr. Brown?

I don't know, I'll figure something out.

'Cause I'm tired of this Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

I need to talk to the real Mr. Brown

before I go back to school.

I'll make some more calls to figure something out.

Y-you... take your phone! That's nasty.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I answered an Amber Alert and saved a life!

Beat up a husband for hitting his wife!

Mr. Brown, you stop that mess before you get shot out here.

Oh, Cora, that can only happen to another.

'Cause bullets can't penetrate Kung Fu Soul Brotha.

I wish I could test that theory.

He almost started a fight with my dad.

Come on, test me, shoot me, try it right here.

Okay, okay, that's enough of all of that.

We have to figure this thing out now.

I'm sorry, Cora, I never meant for this to happen,

but I'm all out of ideas.

- Mind if I try something? - Oh, please, do.

- Are you sure? - Yes, yes, let me just try.

Oh, no, honey, you wouldn't know what to do.

Well, nothing you've tried has worked.

Excuse me, let me get by.

Venomous snake style.

Let's turn you.

Turn.

What am I doing in this ridiculous karate outfit?

Welcome back, Mr. Brown! Welcome back!

Welcome back? I ain't been nowhere.

Anastasia, I told you, give me my money.

Hypmasizing don't work.

That was this morning.

You've been under hypnosis all day, and you owe me

a hundred dollars, and so do you, Efe.

Wait a minute, it's night?

So how did you do it, April, voodoo?

Brain stem.

I tried cutting off communication

from the stem to the body temporarily.

It caused a panic, forcing his brain to return

to its original state.

Lucky guess.

And you know, you shouldn't really be messing around with

hypnotizing if you don't know what you're doing.

Whoa.

What are you, some type of nurse?

No, I work in sales.

You're welcome here any time.

Thank you for bringing Mr. Brown back.

Bringing me back?

Cora, I ain't been nowhere.

Y'all keep saying I been somewhere.

And who are you?

Oh, I'm April, Efe's girlfriend.

Shut up!

Girl, you look good.

You so purdy.

Oh, and I love that dress, girl.

I like the dress on you, I like--

We get the point.

You look good.

♪ Some people are jealous of me ♪

♪ Some people are jealous of me ♪

♪ Some people are jealous of me because I'm with April ♪

Mm, where did you learn how to bake like this?

My grandmother.

She showed me around the kitchen.

She must've been a very nice lady.

She's only 73.

She still is a nice lady.

You know, you're so mature, and so wonderful.

Sometimes I forget you're so young.

You're so sweet.

I've got a presentation in the morning

and I should go get some rest.

- Good night, handsome. - Good night, beautiful.

They kissed. They kissin'.

Now they tongue kissed.

Yeah, there was tongue kissin'. They tongue kissed.

Come out, I see you people.

You can see us?

Y'all are so cute.

And I like her.

Me too, man, she's fine as hell.

Ow! She a nice girl.

I don't like her.

Stop it, Anastasia, she was nice.

Yeah, I like her too.

Aww.

Efe, you whipped already.

Ah, if whipped means in love, then yes.

I am whipped.