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What's up? What's up, Tim?

Shannon, Shannon, what are you doing?

Uh, just got ready.

Jody's coming over, so... Jody? Who the fuck's that?

My boyfriend.

I've told you about him. His name's Jody?

Yeah. You know that. Oh, that's terrible.

I'm sorry.

What? Why are you being like that?

No, that's just a dorky-ass name.

You should get...

It's my stepbrother, Ethan.

Hi, I'm Jody.

What's up?

Nice to meet you.

Sorry, I got hung up.

It's okay.

Well,

Ethan, Jody's... We met at school. He's going to college to become an astronaut.

Yeah. It's really exciting.

Yeah, my plan is to travel all the planets.

He'll even, once we're done with school, he'll...

Like, enough to take care of me. I won't even have to work or anything.

Oh yeah. Once I get my astronaut degree, I'm gonna be so sad.

Jolene the astronaut.

I like it. Isn't it cool?

Sorry about that. It's all good.

Well, um... We'll be in my room if you wanna hang out or need us or anything.

Alright. Have fun.

This is bullshit.

Right now?

Don't you want to talk or something? I have a lot to tell you about space

travel. We can talk.

What? No.

Tell me about it later.

Don't kill the mood, babe.

Okay.

What's the probability of your parents coming home?

They're not coming home.

It's fine.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Hey, can I ask a favor?

Oh, come on. You're a dick. What?

Um, I just... Me and Jody have a date planned this weekend, and I wanted to do

stuff right now, but I don't know when Mom and Dad are coming back.

Can you just let me know if they come home?

Fine. Yeah.

Fuck you. Yeah.

Thanks. I got you.

No, it's fine.

Are you

kidding

me?

Mom and dad are here.

Are you serious? Yeah, they're pulling in the driveway. You better get them out

of here. Fuck.

Make them go through the window. Okay, okay. Thanks.

Wait, do you have other shit?

Where are my pants?

Where are your pants?

The window? Yes, the window.

Here.

Oh, your shoe. Yeah, my shoe.

Here. How am I going to get home?

Um, like, call a taxi.

A taxi?

Yeah, a taxi.

Okay. Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Ethan. What?

Where are they?

Who? What do you mean who?

Are they here?

I don't know.

Dude.

You don't know? What do you mean? You literally just said they were here.

Who?

That's not funny. It's not a joke.

I just kicked fucking Jodi out.

The poor thing, he literally left without shoes.

He's walking down the street trying to find a fucking taxi.

Why did he get a taxi?

Well, because that's, I don't know, that's what I suggested. It's just, I

mean, what do you, anyways.

Dude, we were fucking. Are you serious? That's not funny. You totally just cock

-blocked me. Okay.

You're laughing?

Why would you do that? I don't get it.

I don't know.

You don't know? What do you mean you don't know?

I get it. Is this about me and you?

No.

No? Are you sure?

Because it kind of seems like it. We can't do that anymore.

We can't fuck.

It's... I'm your sister.

Come on. Okay, you are not my sister.

Yeah, we are. Your mom made my dad. That's not even like... Well, it's

still... It's not... I get it.

You jealous?

Jealous? I could never be jealous of a guy named Jody.

I think you are.

Do you miss it?

Miss what?

Don't play silly.

It's kind of cute.

You're not jealous about it all?

What?

Jealous? Are you sure?

Yeah. I don't think a not jealous person would do something like that.

Whatever. I miss it too.

You're right.

You're saying that.

No.

How about since I'm still all horny, be interrupted,

why don't you pull it out?

Let me suck it.

No way. This is like a trick or something. You shouldn't get me back.

No. I'm not like you.

Pull it out.

What? Are you kidding?

No.

I wouldn't joke.

Pull it out.

Come on.

Okay, but this better not be you trying to get me back.

I wouldn't.

You gonna bite it off or something?

No. I won't.

Bye bye Jody.

You're really kidding, you really are already.

I did miss this.

Fuck. Fuck.

I missed it a little bit.

Oh.

I didn't expect it

This was the right day to not worry.

This pussy is as good as you remember.

Fuck yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh,

God,

do you want it?

This is...

I was just gonna sit here and see if I...

I miss you.

I forget

how exciting

this is.

I would have to put my steps through all the time.

Fuck him.

You know what, Joey?

What the fuck?

So we agree, no more Jody, right?

Well, I mean... He's gonna be an astronaut, so... It's kinda cool.

Here, let me... Let me go clean up.

Who the fuck becomes an astronaut?