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What the fuck? What are you doing?

I think these people are spitting my food. I want to catch them. My food

always tastes like spit.

Do you see this bitch? What is she doing?

Have a good day, my ass.

She's taking my fucking food out. That's crazy.

What is she doing? Did you see that? She fucking spit in my fucking food. That's

disgusting. Dude, I'm going to fucking have this bitch's job. We need to punish

her. I like your idea.

This crazy fucking bitch. Dude, you saw her spit in my shit, right?

Hello. Hello.

Here's your delivery.

Thank you. You have a peculiar accent. Where are you from?

Shanghai. Shanghai?

Well, hello. How much?

$20.

$20? $20.

Okay. You know what? Let me get the cash. Do you mind to come in for a

minute? It's okay.

It's all right. I have my female friend here. She is your girlfriend.

Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Come in. Come in.

Chong Li.

Chung Li.

Amazing.

Chung Li, yeah?

Come forward into the light.

What's so funny?

Nothing.

I'm curious, so I don't know if you realize it, but did you want to get a

tip today?

Yes. But you're not from Tipping. You're from Shanghai?

I think.

Alibaba. So, you're a funny lady.

I saw you spit in my food. Why did you do that?

I don't spit in food.

Dude, did you see her spit in my food? I literally saw it with my own eyes. We

literally, I don't know if you understand that word, we just saw you

spit in our food.

I think we have it on tape.

We have it on video. You know what video camera is?

Why is that funny to you?

What's so funny?

Wasn't me.

Wasn't you.

Do you want us to show you or are you going to, because I'm going to call your

boss and I'm calling the police. Do you even have an ID to work here in USA?

I work here, sir.

You do? Yes. Does it say you're allowed to spit into customers? I'm sorry, I'm

going to check you out. Whoa, pretty interesting for a spitter. You're a

spitter.

No. Okay, so I'm going to call the police because it's illegal to spit in

people's food.

No, please don't.

And it's also, I'm calling your boss.

Why did you spit in my food?

I didn't spit in food.

Okay, we're going to play this game?

No. You're going to tell me the truth now, or I call the police. Did you spit

in the food?

Was it me?

Yes. Yes what?

Okay. You spit in my food.

Yes. Why did you do that?

You no tip.

I no tip?

You no tip.

You calling me cheap?

You cheap.

Okay, so...

You have two options. I'm calling the police.

I'm calling your boss.

Or what do you think? Since she likes to spit, what should she do? I think we can

figure this out in a different way.

How's that?

Which one?

That's cute.

But I think I have a better idea.

Since you like to spit on things so much, I have something you can spit on.

Come over here.

Don't be shy.

Come on.

Why don't you sit right there?

Right here?

Yeah, come on.

Oh yeah, make yourself at home there, Chun-Li.

Hey, Fritzie, I have a great idea.

What's that?

Why don't you come sit over here?

Hey, Chun-Li, I have an idea.

If you don't want us to call the cops, I have something you can spit on.

Like what?

Well, if Fritzie's not opposed, maybe you can spit on his cock.

You're saying instead of me calling the cops, you're going to have this stupid

delivery girl who likes to spit on shit, spit on my cock?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Well,

we already caught you. We have you on camera.

That wasn't me.

That was so you.

Well, I'm going to call the cops.

Do you want us to call the cops?

No, no, no.

I wouldn't want that for you.

No, don't.

Well, I have something for you to spit on.

Well,

come over here.

Get on your knees.

Okay, what the hell is going on?

Back for forgiveness.

Or you can pull down your pants.

Are you opposed, Fritzy?

I am not opposed.

Are you, Chun-Li?

Okay.

You do it. What are you going to do?

Are you going to say cock?

You're going to spit on cock? There we go.

I spit on cock. You're going to spit on cock?

Well,

Chun-Li, my little stupid delivery girl, it's not going to suck itself.

Okay.

That's what's up.

That's what she's good at.

She's a little fucking spitter.

Aren't you?

Yes.

This is your tip, by the way.

You like your tip?

Yes. Don't you love it?

I love the tip.

Get in there.

Yes.

Tell her what's up, Victoria.

Tell her what's up, Victoria.

Stroke that big hard cock, Chun-Li.

Show us what you got.

Show me what you got.

I expect more from you.

We have water if you need to hydrate, Chun-Li.

I think there's some water in that bath that you ordered, Pritzy. Let me grab

that.

Americans no tip.

I told you this is your tip. What are you talking about?

No, Americans no tip.

This is your tip.

Don't you like that?

Tell me you love it.

I love it. Yes, you do.

Yeah, suck his balls just like that.

Who knew girls from Shanghai could be this thirsty?

Who knew girls from a block named Victoria could be so adventurous and

come up with such great ideas?

Well, you know me.

Oh, yeah.

Let's get on the other ball towards the camera. I think you're making a cellist.

Can you tip now?

Yeah, I tip after. Don't worry, I tip later.

And Victoria, since you're over there filming

this, which I love, you can direct Chun-Li if she needs to move or do her

hair, turn her head, just let her know what's up. I think you need to move your

hair like that.

What did you say about Nicki Minaj? Nicki Minaj does not chung-lee.

I don't even know what that means.

Is that some shanghai nonsense?

You know Nicki's song, Chung-lee. I don't know.

I like your little red outfit.

Very cute.

And your cute little tattoos.

To be fair, get like a nice shot of Chang-Li from like her shoes on up and

that sexy little body of hers doing what she does.

Oh, fucker.

It's a great body.

Do delivered girls always wear fucking heels like that? I feel like that would

not be a good way to deliver.

It's part of the uniform.

Oh, I understand. Oh, wow.

Chang-Li, you need to fucking, like, call in the cops if you don't start

sucking cock like a pro.

Tell her what's up. Tell her how to suck this cock, Victoria.

I think you need a little help.

Do you?

Give her a little help. I'll give you a little help. Teach me.

Keep sucking it.

Chun-Li, you're in no position to be telling people what to do or to teach

you.

I don't have working papers.

Oh, what happened to your working permit, you little liar?

You're such a liar, Chun-Li. Stop talking and just spit on it.

More. There we go.

Oh, okay. She's taking over. I think you got the hang of it.

Suck that fucking cock to me.

You are beautiful.

Beautiful little cocksucker.

Oh my god.

Are girls from Shanghai always this hardworking?

Always. I feel like you could be better.

What do they teach you in Shanghai?

How to spit in food.

No

hands.

No hands.

All the way down. All the way deep. No hands.

All the way down.

Come on.

You got it.

That was amazing.

Fast learner.

Do you want it? Tell me you want it. I want it.

Take it.

All the way down.

You dumb delivery girl.

Fucking stupid. You think you can spit on my fucking food? Fuck you.

Beat her with that cock. Or stick her tongue out.

Stick her tongue out.

Beat her with it. Yes. Beat her with it like you mean it. Yeah.

Don't you like that?

Beat her cheek with it.

Yeah. Come on. Get in there. Amazing.

Now I'm getting turned on.

Get in there.

Fuck your highlighter.

Fuck him like you mean it.

Do you mean it?

I mean it. I need to hear you.

Let me hear you.

Tell me you mean it.

I mean it. Yell it.

I mean it. I mean it like that.

I mean it.

Little league.

What should we do about this?

the fucker.

Tell her to suck that cock like a dumb delivery whore that she is.

Suck that cock like the dumb delivery whore that you are.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Hey, girl, stroke that dick.

Talk to Bob. I miss you.

Stroke that fucking dick.

Stroke it, babe.

Chun Li, what happened to your hand?

Did you fall down when you were delivering food?

Yes.

Accident.

She's hard at work, Fritzie.

Let her be.

Cock accident.

Cock accident? That's so funny.

All right, girl. Make me feel good.

Are you normally this naughty?

After work.

But not on the job.

This is a special occasion, right?

This is a break.

Really? You're so happy.

Stroke that cock.

Just like that. Keep stroking it.

Stroke it.

Stroke the fucking fucking stroke it

No

hands

all the way down get ready to take that dick deep push it down get her all the

way at the base Fucking she can spin it. She can take it. You can take it Oh my

fucking god. All the way down.

Get around that dick. All the way down.

Yeah, there you go.

That's right. Oh, fuck yeah.

We got it, girl.

Throwing up that tequila?

Yes.

Motherfucker.

Help her out with that fucking...

No,

it's not good Victoria's gonna tell you something and treat you like the dumb

little delivery whore that you are

Chun-Li, you want to quit your job, work full time for us?

How much pay?

We pay you in tips, cock.

We pay tips this time?

Shut up, you dumb delivery whore. Put this dick in your mouth.

Put this hard cock, big cock in your mouth. Right now.

Wow, look at you.

I know. You're a sexy assistant.

I'm a great assistant.

You're fucking amazing.

Ooh, motherfucker.

Lick those balls.

Get those balls out. I want to see you pull them out like you mean it.

They're trying to hide, but you've got to put them in your mouth and pull it.

Get them all the way in there.

Don't worry. They're not delicate.

Suck them in. Get them in there.

Once they're in there, pull them out. Just pull it.

Lock them in there and pull out that sack.

Like mochi. There you go.

Let me see it See, I think this might be your lucky day.

I think it is my lucky day.

Get on it.

Get on it.

Come on, Chun-Li.

Get deep on it. Fuck that dick. I want to see you fucking own that dick.

Fucking... I don't want to see that again.

I don't return to America.

No? No.

I think she's here to stay for good, you see.

Yeah? Yeah.

I think she likes it. Trump administration.

Come here.

Stay down. Where are you going?

Tony, I think you need to make me come.

Get on that, Tig.

Get down there and help her out.

You're going to jerk me all over her fucking stupid delivery girl's face.

I need to come on her face.

Come on the stupid delivery girl. Stop, stop, stop.

Get down here all the way. Get down when I say.

That's where you're going to be when I come, alright?

Help her up.

Tell me to fuck her mouth.

Fuck her mouth.

Tell me to fuck her face.

Fuck her face.

Come on her beautiful Shanghai face.

Get all the way down underneath it.

That's how you're going to be when I come, alright? Get all the way down

there. Just like that. Just stay there.

Look at you.

Look up.

Look up at me.

Look up at me. Put that tongue out.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Let's go get... Tell me to fuck her mouth.

Fuck her mouth.

That stupid fucking thing.

Okay, I got it.

Fuck her mouth, Francie.

Tell her to look up here.

Look up, Chun-Li.

Just like that. No hands.

Just like that.

Come all over her face.

Come here. Look up. Tell me to fuck your mouth. Fuck my mouth. Tell me.

Fuck my mouth.

Open.

Are you going to spit?

No. In my food?

No.

Get in there. Any more?

No. Say it. Listen to me. Open.

Open.

I. I.

Won't.

Won't.

Spit. Spit. In food.

In food.

No more.

No more.

Tell me to fuck your mouth.

Fuck my mouth.

Open.

All the way. Get in there.

Suck that cock.

Get on that big fucking dick.

Get over here.

Fuck yeah.

Sure.

Fuck

my

mouth. Tell me.

Fuck my mouth.

Open.

Are you gonna spit?

No. In my food?

No.

Get in there. Anymore?

No. Say it. Listen to me. Open.

Open.

I. I.

Won't. Won't.

Spit. Spit.

In food.

In food.

No more.

No more.

Tell me to fuck your mouth.

Fuck my mouth.

Get on that big fucking deck.

Fuck yeah.

Shower.

Where am I gonna cum?

On my face. Your pretty little face?

My pretty little face.

Get your little Chinese shirt cum-covered?

Yeah?

It's okay. We dry.

You dry clean?

You have a Chinese laundry too?

Yes. My side business.

Come on over here, Victoria, and stroke her up. Just fuck me up on her fucking

face.

Oh, fuck yeah.

There you go. Pull those balls out like you mean it.

Oh, fucking A.

Motherfucker. Get out of this fucking place. I'm gonna get some stuff.

Mmm.

Ooh, suck that cock.

You're gonna make me come now, which is gonna jerk you off over my fucking

pretty little face.

Right? Okay. When am I gonna come?

Come on, our pretty little face.

It's okay. We dry.

Are you ready?

Are you ready for him to come all over your face?

Dumb delivery whore.

Are you ready to come for her, Trixie? Yeah.

Come for her. Come all over her face. Oh my god. Spit on that dick while she's

doing that.

Spit on that, Chun-Li.

Good job.

Let's see you both stroke it.

Both of you.

Got it, girl.

Just like that.

Alright, get down. I'm going to come.

You let go, Chun-Li.

Get close. Get underneath.

Get underneath it. Lower.

Get underneath it.

Get your tongue up. Open.

Right there.

Come closer.

A little bit closer.

There you go. Right there.

Tongue out.

Tongue out.

Get closer.

Tongue out. Ready? Here it comes.

Jerk it off. Oh, my God. That's it. Don't stop. And you don't fucking dodge

that fucking load.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yeah. I'm so proud of you.

Fucking Charlie.

Get back in there.

Oh, keep stroking that tic.

Is there a tic now?

Here's the tic. You want the tic? Oh my god.

Look at all that cum on you, Tim Lee.

You're such a dumb little flurry whore.

Hold on. I'm doing a fucking splash.

Get your tongue up.

Open.

Right there.

Come closer.

A little bit closer.

There you go, right there.

Tongue out.

Tongue out.

Get closer.

Tongue out. Ready? Here it comes.

Jerk it off. Oh, my God. That's it. Don't stop it. You don't fucking dodge

that fucking load.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yeah. I'm so proud of you.

Fucking John Lee.

Get back in there.

Oh, keep stroking that dick.

Is there a tip now?

Uh-huh.

Here's the tip. Get out of that fucking couch. You want the tip?

Oh, my.

God, look at all that cum on you, Chandi.

You're such a dumb little blurry one.

Hold on, let me see the stuff. I'm doing fucking splats.

Oh my God.

Keep sucking my cock.

Come on.

Sorry, feed her that cock.

Tell her to clean it up.

Now clean it up.

Here, take this one.

That was so slow.

Keep going.

Clean up that mess from me.

I don't make mess.

You're very friendly for being mad at me, spitting on shit.

She's funny. I like her.

I think she's done this before.

I think she has. Other side business.

Suck it.

Wipe that cum into her mouth.

Victoria, get it in there.

Get it into her mouth.

Nice facial.

Don't waste any of that.

Like highlighter.

Uh-huh.

Oh, wow.

That's a lot of cum.

Suck it a little bit.

Now, if it's okay with you, I'm going to tell you what your tip is.

Your tip is, don't fucking spit in people's food anymore.

I'm not paying you the $20 that you want. You can go back to your boss and

suck his dick to make up for the $20.

You don't get paid, you don't get tipped.

It's free food, and you're lucky.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to put a noodle for you to eat since you spit on

it, okay?

You have to...

Can you at least pay me in Bitcoin?

I'm going to Bitcoin mine tonight.

I'll do that. Bitcoin mining.

A little spitter.

So I'm going to get some noodles for you that you spit in.

Yeah? You ready?

Open. Oh, oh, but it's not that easy. Here.

Here you go.

Don't touch.

Get your noodles.

You want to spit on them?

Have your noodles.

Get on them. Eat your noodles.

So if I'm going to have to eat your spit, you can eat your noodles.

Good. Let's see you eat.

Good girl. Eat your noodles. I want to see them go away.

Make them go away.

No money, no cash, no tip.

Do you think that's fair, Victoria?

I think she got enough tip for tonight.

That's right. I want to say thank you and say goodnight.

That means you leave now.

Have a nice day.

Okay. Thank you. Let's not do that anymore.

I mean, if you want to, that's what it's going to be.

Yep. See you.

Bye.

Which way?

Take a right. Take a right. I don't care.

Just out.

Get out. Goodbye. Can you believe that crazy bitch?

Dude, that was so fucking... But I loved her.

That was so cool that you just made her do that.

That'll teach her. That'll teach her. Like you should be my partner more.

Partner in crime. I'm going to start ordering from that restaurant more

often. Maybe I'll get a different dinner. Maybe next time I'll get one.

That bitch didn't give us any fortune cookies?

That's actually so crazy.

Like, fuck.

It's a nonsense Chinese restaurant.