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Hey Luther, mom said it's your turn to take the trash out.

I'll take the trash out later.

What are you doing?

All done.

No, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

Are you fucking drawing?

Yeah, I'm drawing something.

What are you drawing?

Don't worry about it.

You think you're an artist now? You can draw? I don't think I'm an artist now. I

know I'm an artist.

Well, if you're an artist, what are you drawing?

It's top secret.

You're not allowed to know. You can't have a secret drawing and claim to be an

artist. Try again.

You're fucking weird.

I'm not weird.

I'm the next Van Gogh, actually.

You think you're going to be the next Van Gogh? Yeah. But you can't show me

what you're drawing?

It's none of your business. That's not done yet.

Let me see.

No. Why?

Because. Let me see.

No, you're not allowed to see. I'll tell you if you can be an artist.

You'll tell me? Yeah.

You're all of a sudden an expert on art?

Well, I'm probably better than you.

You don't draw stuff.

If I did, I would show.

Whatever. Sing along. You're out of my room.

No, show me what you're drawing first. Tell me when I'll take this trash out

later. No, show me what you're drawing.

You don't know how to see it.

Yeah, why not?

Because it's top secret.

Let me see it. No. Let me see it.

No. Why? I want to see what you're drawing.

Yeah, I hear you. No, let me see what you're drawing.

No.

Fucking weird.

You're weird.

You just sit in your room all day and fucking draw. That's weird.

That's not weird.

Yeah. What am I supposed to be doing?

Hang out with friends. Don't you have any friends?

Yeah, I have lots of friends.

Where are they?

Whatever. I'm just chilling in my room. I don't have no business.

You know, just drawing some stuff.

What stuff? Let me see.

No, you're not allowed to see. Why can't I see?

Because it's not ready yet.

Why didn't you want to know so bad?

Because I want to see if you can actually draw.

Oh, I can draw.

It's not sitting in your room all day living at your mom's house.

Yeah.

I want to make it. I want to make it with this one.

Let me see it then.

No. Why not?

Are you scared?

I'm not scared.

You think you can't draw?

I don't think you can draw.

I can draw. Prove it. Let me see.

No. Let me see it. No. Let me see it.

No.

What are you drawing?

Let me see it. Give that back.

I thought you were fucking gay.

What? Why are you drawing dicks?

I'm not gay.

You're drawing a bunch of dicks saying you're going to be an artist.

I'm not gay.

Whose dicks are these?

It's my dick. It's your dick. What the fuck's the dick doing?

Is it pissing?

No, squirting.

Dicks don't squirt, dumbass.

Yes, they do.

Mine does.

Your dick squirts?

Yeah.

What the f- You're crazy. Is there something wrong with your dick?

No.

No, there's nothing wrong with my dick. Dicks don't squirt. They piss or they

cum. Yeah, but I'm different. I'm built different.

Oh, you're built different. Yeah. Your dick is built different?

Yes, I squirt like a girl.

You squirt like a girl?

Yeah. I don't believe it. That's fucking wild.

Well, it's kind of hard to explain, but I've mastered the art of

edging.

What? Yeah, edging is like basically... You know what edging is.

Yes, I know what edging is. Uh-huh.

Basically,

I've kind of trained my body, so it's like I get right up until the point

where I'm going to calm, and then I'll just maybe calm a little bit, like a

little bit of pre-calm.

But my dick stays, like, rock hard. And so it just squirts. It just squirts a

little bit.

You know? And that's why I'm so good at sex.

You're good at sex? You're a virgin.

I'm not a virgin.

You're definitely a virgin.

I'm not a virgin. You think dicks squirt.

I know dicks squirt. You think you're built different and you can edge like a

master dick god. Yeah.

Yeah. You're a virgin.

I'm not a virgin. You are.

Why do you say that?

Because you think your dick can squirt.

Dicks don't squirt. I don't believe you. Yes, they do.

I'm not a virgin. I've had lots of sex.

You've had lots of sex.

Yeah. I have. Yeah.

With who?

Um.

Um. Your hand?

Um, no.

Yeah. No. Yeah. I haven't had sex. You just don't know because you've never

seen them before. Yeah, because like your friends, they're just not here.

I've had lots of sex, okay?

I don't think you've ever had sex a day in your life.

What do you know? You don't know anything.

I know a lot about sex.

You don't know nothing. I know that dicks don't squirt.

Yes, they do.

This is not normal. That's not what dicks do. Yeah, but that's because

you've been with a bunch of loser guys who just like... They're not built for

it. They come once and that's it. They're done for.

Not me.

Yeah, you squirt.

I'm built for it. You just sprinkle oxygen.

Yeah. Why is that so crazy? I mean, just like, I just don't believe you.

That's not real.

Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but that's real. It's real life.

I've never seen a dick squirt.

Yeah, well, that's too bad.

Because it's pretty cool.

I think you're fucking weird.

I'm not weird.

You're so weird.

Oh, you're weird.

Has it ever even came?

What do you mean?

Dicks don't squirt, man.

Yes, they do.

No, they don't. Yes, they do.

Well, it does.

Is your dick broken?

No, I'm just ill when I cum, like, multiple times.

But it doesn't squirt.

Yes, it squirts.

You don't squirt like a girl. Yes, I do.

Even if you can cum multiple times, you cum.

No. And then.

No, because if you were, like, cumming, it'd be, like, thick, white, ropes, and

then I'd be out of commission. I wouldn't be able to keep going.

Did you learn this, like, from one of your friends? No. What is this?

I taught it by myself.

You did this by yourself?

Yeah. You squirt like a girl? Yeah. All by yourself?

Yeah. Because you're a virgin?

I'm not a virgin!

You really are. No, I'm not. Because any man who's had sex won't say it up their

dick squirts like a girl. I'm not a virgin.

I'm the one who keeps saying that.

Like, why don't you believe me?

The proof is right here.

I've had lots of sex. I can't believe you.

Just because I draw dicks?

It's wording dicks. Dicks are cool. It's my dick.

Dicks are cool. I know.

That's what I've been saying.

You're gay.

I'm not gay.

Well, you haven't had sex.

Yes, I have.

Man, I just... I promise. There's no proof in what you're saying and what

you're drawing. How am I supposed to prove it to you? You don't prove it to

me. Fine. How am I supposed to do that? Come on.

Show me. Right now.

What? What are you talking about? Let's go.

Prove it to me. Come on, get your dick out.

Delilah, I can see your vagina.

Oh, shit.

Hello? I'm not going to get my dick out. Are you crazy? You're my step-sister.

Whatever. Now you're scared?

You have this fucking... You're built different. Your dick's different. You're

a master edger.

And now you're scared?

I mean, if I just... You're my step-sister. We're not supposed to be...

You don't even want to see a vagina?

I knew you were gay.

I'm not gay.

So come on, prove it to me.

Are you serious right now? Yeah, come on.

I'm intrigued.

Like, prove it. I want to see your dick squirt, I guess.

I don't really believe you.

You're not really gonna.

Okay, fine.

You're too scared.

I'm not too scared.

Prove it.

Okay. Come on.

I want to take my dick out.

Let your dicks out. Come on.

Show me it squirts.

Let's go.

I want to put my dick inside you. Come on.

I'm not kidding.

I'm waiting.

You're serious right now. Come on.

You're serious?

Yeah.

I don't believe you.

And if I do, I'll be able to keep going.

I don't believe you.

Oh, why not?

Because dicks don't squirt. Yes, they do.

Why does?

I don't know. Oh, my God.

I can't believe we're doing this right now.

You should have made your dick squirt, weirdo.

It's not the worst.

Oh, this is great. Oh, fuck.

Your dick actually squirts.

I told you.

What's wrong with you?

Your dick squirts, man.

Did you see it?

Yeah. It's all over your butt.

Why does your dick squirt?

Okay, hold on. Ready?

Can I put it back in?

Yeah, come on.

How many times can you squirt?

I don't know.

Let's see.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm

Oh my goodness, it keeps squirting every time.

You never just have a normal stream.

Lay down, I wanna taste it.

Come on.

Lay down.

your tip's not that big

I'm definitely not an artist.

But I do think it's kind of odd that your dick spurts like that.

I mean like, I've never seen anything.

Let's start the camera for now.

Bye.

I want to see.

That's not good.

That's right.

Come inside me.

What?

Come inside me.

Oh, shut the fuck up. Don't be a pussy.

Are you serious?

Yeah, come on.

At least you can do one thing, right?

God, I'm sorry.

You better not get in my dress.

Come on, clean yourself up.

You have to take out the trash still.

You know, you could be nicer than me.

No.

You gotta take the trash out still and I won't feel like being yelled at about

it. Oh god.

You're all over me.

Now there's a fucking change.

So loser.