Original subtitles

[crow caws]

[quacks]

[bats squeal]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

- [robot arm clanging] - [grunting]

- [intense music playing] - I gotcha, Finn!

Whoa! [crashes]

I still got you, Finn!

- [loud explosion] - [robot parts splattering]

Ugh. I think I got some up my nose.

[Junkyard Queen speaking indistinctly]

Flattered, Junkyard Queen, but I'm taken.

[Junkyard Queen speaking indistinctly]

Whoa. Really?

We can take home anything from the Junkyard Kingdom

- as our spoils of battle? - [speaks indistinctly]

[both] Shopping spree!

[garbage clattering]

How about this old sportsball trophy?

Barely expired hot dogs.

How about one of these?

- [nail clinks] - Ow.

[Jake] Whoa. Check this out, Finn.

[Finn] What is it?

[objects clatters]

[both] Whoa!

[bees buzzing]

[both] Go-kart!

Can you imagine us tricking this bad boy out?

Yeah, but it's not getting anywhere with no engine.

Nah, dude. I'll move it with my feet.

You know, Finn power.

Hmm. Almost, buddy.

[spits] Now let Mama get to work.

[upbeat music playing]

[grunting]

- Beep, beep! - Auto-moto-magical!

Just wait until you turn this bad boy on.

[imitating car engine sputtering]

Let's turn it to high gear.

[upbeat music intensifies]

[Jake imitates engine revving]

Whoa! You're an actual go-kart!

We're speed freaks!

- [race car engine revving] - What?

[thrilling music playing]

[Marauder 17 laughs] What do we got here?

- [engine whirring] - [both] Huh?

- [car rattles] - [tires screech]

[Marauder 17] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ho... Ho... Hold on a sec.

Is this baby's first hot rod or something?

[laughs exultantly]

Hey, man, not cool. You're harshing the vibe.

Beep, beep. Move it, jerk.

Not only will I move it,

I'll move it laps around you slow-nuts...

- [grunts] - [hood shuts]

...with doughnuts!

[tires screeching]

[blows raspberry] Any car can do circles.

Yeah. And the Jake-engine can do circles

around your circles.

- [engine sputtering] - Wait, wait, wait.

The dog is the engine?

- [race car engine revs] - Not just any engine.

The best engine.

- [both affirmatively] Hm. - [laughing]

I've never heard anything so stupid.

- [apprehensive music playing] - [scoffs, hesitates]

Your laugh is stupid!

Yeah, well, you know what else is stupid?

The dog engine. [laughing]

You literally just said that.

Finn, let's go. That moron only has one burn.

- [intense music playing] - Race! Me, you.

Jake, car!

Ha! Race against me

and my undefeated, full metal Deborah?

[kisses] High noon!

- [engine revving] - Later, losers!

- [laughing] - [intense music ends]

Ugh. That guy sucks.

[Jake] Yeah, man, I get it.

Though, you gotta admit that car of his

was pretty sick-nasty.

That just means we gotta get this bad boy

even sicker and nastier.

And I know just the techie dweeb

to help us out.

- [chain clinking] - [wheels rattling]

Let me introduce the...

[in French accent] ...piece de resistance!

[in normal voice] The small-block, super-fire 808.

- It's a brawny V10 engine... - Mmm-hmm.

- ...with a full quad tank... - Mmm-hmm.

- ...nitrous system. [coughs] - Mmm-hmm.

- [quietly] Finn, I'm hungry. - [Banana Man continues]

[quietly] Me too. Let's find goodies and bounce.

The block is sleeved with chrome-moly...

- [Finn, Jake chuckling] - ...cylinder liner...

- [chuckling continues] - Um, guys?

[both chuckling]

I thought you guys needed my expertise

on a top-of-the-line engine?

Nah, B-Man, you misunderstood.

Jake is the engine.

- [Jake-engine clangs] - [imitating car sputtering]

So, um... what... what do you need from me?

- [playful music playing] - Whoo! Stickers!

[Jake imitates car revving]

- [Jake] Finn, how do I look? - [Finn] You look sick, bro.

- [visitor] Whoo-hoo! - [electronic music playing]

[BMO] Good afternoon and welcome!

Today, we've got an epic race happening

across the Candy Kingdom.

- This is the biggest turnout... - [audience cheering]

...in my 20-year career as a racing sportscaster.

The hometown heroes, Finn and Jake,

are lining up at the start line now.

I have free kisses for the winners!

[kissing]

Hot Motherboard! Is that the legendary small

small-block super-fire 808?

Oh, my!

B-Man, you're helping Marauder Dude?

I'm just working on my engine.

- [wrench rattling] - I've been meaning to test out

this precision turbo V10 engine in an actual race.

And it's perfect.

[engine roaring]

Hey, champion. These lumps are yours.

[kisses]

The racetrack features a series of winding roads

and tricky obstacles.

Racers, on your mark!

[race car engine sputtering]

[engine revving]

- [Lumpy Space Princess] Ready. - [exhilarating music playing]

- Set. - [screen dinging]

- Go! - [both engines revving]

- [tires screech] - [audience cheering]

Hey!

[BMO] Um, Marauder cut Finn and Jake off

right off the gate.

[Marauder 17 laughs]

Is that all you got?

You need some speed sauce, baby?

- [laughs mischievously] - [exhaust pipe whirs]

[oil splashes]

[Finn, Jake] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[BMO] Marauder is approaching the deadly obstacles.

- [gearshift rattles] - I personally chose them.

[Finn] Ugh! It's so dark.

Careful. Careful!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- [tire clatters] - Uh-oh.

[Finn, Jake exclaiming]

Are you okay, bud?

[slurps] Yeah, man. It's delicious.

Oh, goodness. Finn and Jake seem to be

chowing down on the obstacles.

How embarrassing.

- [audience member 1] Dang it! - [audience member 2] Aw, man!

My man's beating your man, girl.

Oh, what? Marauder is returning back

to the Candy Kingdom, completing the first lap.

[tires rattle]

- [whirring] - [rattling]

[BMO] Finn and Jake are way behind.

How humiliating.

Ugh. What do we do, Jake?

Finn, if we lose this race,

people will remember us as the slowpokes.

And they'll name all the slow dogs, Jake,

and all the slow computers, Finn.

No!

I never thought I'd have to,

but I think it's time to use my button.

What does the button do?

Promise me you won't tell anyone.

Uh, okay.

The button releases my inner speed demon.

[gasps]

That's exactly what we need right now.

So where's this button?

It's under my jowl.

[intriguing music playing]

[Finn] Oh, yeah. There really is a button.

All right. Let's go!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

[grunting]

Remember to use the button sparingly,

and check the speed demon gauge

to make sure you don't go past the red zone.

Otherwise, I might go full speed demon

and never return.

- Okie. [blows air] - [exciting music playing]

[Jake-engine whooshing]

[imitating engine roaring]

[fire whooshing]

[in demon voice] Speed, baby!

- [Finn screaming] Whoa! - [Jake laughing maniacally]

Looks like Marauder's tire maintenance is done.

Meanwhile, hometown heroes are nowhere in sight--

- Oh, wait. - [screaming]

They are coming in hot, folks.

And they are not stopping.

Oh! They are running

like they've got bugs in their butts.

Ugh! The dog engine.

- [smoke whooshing] - Ugh! [coughs]

- What's this? - My fart collection!

[laughs]

Oh, I'm gonna rip his beard off!

[in normal voice] Oh, I'm sorry.

That was the speed demon talking.

- Jake, are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine.

- [in demon voice] Hit me! - Okay. Okay.

[intense music playing]

- [engine accelerating] - [tires whirring]

[screams] Whoa!

[BMO] Marauder passes the hot dog obstacle with ease.

Can Finn and Jake beat that?

[speed demon Jake growls]

[BMO] Oh, snap. They did.

We are nearing the middle of lap two.

Oh? What is this?

My goodness!

They've finally gotten ahead of Marauder!

[Marauder 17 groaning]

[Jake, Finn laugh mischievously]

You're not the only one with a fast engine.

Come on, Deborah. Let's go!

- [engine accelerating] - [fire whooshing]

[BMO] What? Deborah is walking?

[screaming]

- Uh, Jake? - Punch me.

[laughs maniacally] Yeah.

Uh, okay.

- [gearshift rattles] - [both engines revving]

- [gearshift rattles] - Jake, I'm losing balance!

[screaming] Ja-o-ake!

[BMO] Twenty years as a racing sportscaster

and I have never seen a race like this, folks.

- [Finn screaming] - [speed demon Jake laughing]

- [audience cheering] - All right! Go, Finn and Jake!

Finn, I need another hit.

What? We're in the lead.

There's no need to press the button.

Just one more hit. Faster! Faster!

[Finn] Oh, shoot. I forgot to check the gauge.

Jake, we need to stop now.

You've gone full speed demon.

[laughs] Give me some more of that.

- [laughing maniacally] - [Finn] Come on, Jake.

- Snap out of it! - Oh, yeah! One more!

One more bop!

[fire whooshing]

[screaming] Whoa!

[screaming continues]

Oh, no!

That little put-put wasn't built

to handle all that torque!

What does that even mean?

- [intense music playing] - Jake's gonna explode!

[BMO] Finn, forget the car!

Jump out! Save your life!

How do I stop Jake?

Speed. Speed. Speed!

If you can't be stopped,

I'll still follow you to the end!

[BMO] Finn and Jake are approaching

the final obstacle.

They are completely losing control.

[all gasp]

I am the fastest!

- [explosion] - [intense music fades]

- [somber music playing] - [groaning groggily]

Jake!

[BMO] Finn and Jake drop down to the forest.

Where is Marauder?

[engine revving]

Marauder made it!

[Marauder 17 laughing]

You thought you could defeat me

with your dog engine--

- [Marauder 17 gasps] - [car crashes]

Deborah. [crying] Deborah!

Marauder's now down too.

Oh, well, that was tragic.

But there is a turtle race at the Gnome Village

if anyone wants to see wheel racing.

[crowd speaking indistinctly]

[Lumpy Space Princess] Maybe

I'll find my husband over there.

Ow. Jake, are you all right?

[groaning] I'll be okay.

Just press my recovery button.

- Oh, cool. - [groaning]

[sneezes]

[sighs] It's not that one, dude.

[dance music playing on Jake]

Nope. That's the party button.

No! Not that button!

[explosion]

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪