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[crows cawing]

[penguins chirp]

- [all cheering] - [screeches]

- [opening theme song playing] - ♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

[mythical music playing]

[whimsical music playing]

[Jake] Okay, we're in position.

[PRINCESS Bubblegum] All right, boys.

[static] See that wall up there?

Yes, ma'am. Wall.

[static] An enclave of mountain gnomes

built that wall to wall themselves

off from the outside wall,

- I mean, world. - [mimics static]

Copy that, Princess Bubblegum. [mimics static]

Read you loud and clear. [mimics static]

- [static] Then, stop. - Sorry.

[Princess Bubblegum] Something's not right in there.

I've been hearing some weird rumors about some quack,

calling himself the King of something.

Probably a larf.

But I need you to investigate with your dog and boy eyes.

I've got plenty of those, Princess.

[Princess Bubblegum] Now, go.

Report back with updates and make sure everything inside

is in accordance with the law.

[line disconnects]

[both] Hmm, hmm, hmm.

[Finn] Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.

Sneak!

And sneak!

And sneak.

- [thudding] - Hello?

- Whoa! - Uh! We were just--

Would you like to join us?

Everyone is welcome into our gated

mountain serenity compound.

Please, follow me.

I'll show you around.

- Whoa! - [metal clanging]

What are you guys building?

Ooh, that will be the crown jewel of our communal estate!

The "very important persons only act fast now

availability limited time-share loft."

For the King.

[all] His Holiness, the one true King of Ooo.

And a select few of the King's besties.

The king of Ooo?

I didn't know we had a king...

Oh! Oh! Oh! I see movement!

The King may soon present himself.

[all] His Holiness, the one true King of Ooo.

Oh. Y'all have to do that every time.

- [gnome 1] Do you see him? - [gnome 3] Where is he?

[gnome 2] Is he coming out?

[sniffs]

Smells like a con-dude.

[gasps] Unlawful!

Okay. It's knock-knock time.

[all gasping]

[gnome 1] He approaches the door.

Knock, knock.

Huh-- Oh!

Guests! Hi!

Welcome to my air-conditioned private,

see-here-clearly posted-on-the-entrance

humble living quarters.

Whoa, hang on a sec!

Hey, isn't this blimp supposed to be

some kinda luxury communal shared living space?

It's a zep.

Where are all the other very important people gonna sleep?

There's only one bed!

[all murmuring] One bed?

What about his besties?

A-ha! Keen observation, dog friend,

but,

this bed is actually a futon.

[gnome 1 and gnome 3] It's a futon.

[gnome 2] It's a futon.

So, you're just kickin' in here with the AC blasting?

'Tis my burden to toil away at my desk

while the un-chosen

- labor freely outside. - [all sighing]

- Oh, the air. - So nice on my skin.

Excuse me while I shut the door.

[King of Ooo] This stuff's not cheap!

What? You don't share the air? Rude.

Only one chosen one and one or two of his

closest besties may be chosen.

[all gnomes] Mmm.

Kind of sounds like you're milking a situation

with a bunch of made-up stuff, dude.

And that's... [smacks lips] ...messed up.

- [indistinct chatter] - What do you mean messed up?

[all murmuring] All messed up.

Uh, how could I just make this stuff up

when it's all been foretold in The Prophecy?

Hmm?

- [all squealing] - [all] The Prophecy!

The Prophecy is true.

It has been foretold

according to gnomish legend

on the ancient gnomish scroll.

[scroll rustling]

Whoa!

[King of Ooo] End times, giant feast...

Ah yes, here's the part about my zep,

clearly written in writing.

[all cheering] It's true.

Hold up.

That last one was written in jelly

with peanut butter fingerprints all over it.

Look at that.

[smacking lips] Mmm.

- Purple. - No, no, no.

The Prophecy is true.

And oh my, what's this?

Something about two legendary heroes?

[all] Legendary heroes!

Why, yes! It must be the two of you.

Legendary who?

That sounds like more peanut butter

baloney to me.

The words of the ancient gnome scroll do not lie.

Even the peanut butter stuff.

You are the heroes of legend.

And I can prove it.

- [mythical music playing] - The heroes of gnomes

will possess powers, three.

With but a pebble, an avalanche will be.

Jake, can we really do this?

I don't know, man. It can't hurt to try.

- All right, gnomies. - Yeah.

We're gonna create avalanches now.

[both groaning rhythmically]

[clapping]

[Jake and Finn together] Avalanche.

[wind whooshing]

Sorry, guys. Didn't work.

[all murmuring] Oh, no.

Mm.

Oh! An avalanche.

[mimics rumbling]

Oh, you missed it.

Oh! It was an avalanche.

The heroes caused an avalanche.

[cheering]

[gnome 3] Oh, wow!

I didn't see an avalanche.

Well, you don't gotta see

Quantum Bigfoot to know it's real.

Hmm. That's true.

- [triumphant music playing] - With the clap of their hands,

thunder will sound.

[clapping]

[thundering]

[all cheering] Yay!

Did we just do that?

On the top of their heads,

two hats will be found.

Ta-da! Wait.

Oh dang, I only got one hat on!

Sorry, guys.

Ah, but the heroes are wearing two hats right now,

- you see? - What are you talking about?

[King of Ooo] You are already wearing a hat.

- [Finn gasping] - [all gasping]

And look. Jake has hats underneath his hat.

Oh, what?

Two hats at once?

By Glob, these boys truly are the heroes.

Wait, what? Oh, I guess I am.

Hurray!

[all cheering]

- The heroes are here! - It's really them!

Huzzah!

Now take that powerful celebratory energy

and let's get that zep done.

[all gnomes cheering] You're our heroes!

[metal clanging]

Jake, I'm starting to think

that maybe, we really are the heroes.

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

But, how can it be?

I mean, is it so crazy?

We do awesome hero stuff all the time.

[gasping] That's so true.

[gnome 1 singing] Oh heroes!

Are you ready to indulge in your

legendary hero VIP amenities?

[Finn and Jake] Huh?

- [happy music playing] - [both] Oh yeah! Woo-hoo!

[chomping and gulping]

- Oh, yeah! - Woo-hoo!

[water splashing]

[both] Ah.

[both gnomes] Try our new gnomeberry slushies.

[both] Whoa.

[both slurping]

[both] Ah!

- We are definitely the heroes. - [both chuckle softly]

Should we be concerned with the heroes

interfering with our plan?

[laughs cunningly]

No worries, Toronto, old chum.

Our plan is proceeding gnometastically.

- [metal clanging] - By the time they catch on,

they will have slurped their last slushie.

[laughs wickedly]

[phone ringing]

[groaning] Princess Bubblegum?

[Princess Bubblegum] Jake, what happened?

Are you injured?

The jet's hitting the sweet spot.

[Jake moaning]

Everything's cool here, PB.

We've been eating snacks and drinking gnome slushies

in the Serenity hot tub.

[Princess Bubblegum] Serenity what?

That guy you thought was a fraud?

He's the King of Ooo.

[Princess Bubblegum] I'm sorry.

The King of Ooo?

Yeah. Turns out we can work miracles.

I don't see anything wrong, PB.

The King's just building a blimp.

Well, the gnomes are doing it for him.

It's not a crime.

[Princess Bubblegum] This is much bigger than I thought.

Stay right where you are,

and keep an eye out for deceivers.

It is time.

[gnomes in sing-song] It's time.

[Jake and Finn] It's time.

- Sorry PB. It's time. - [water splashing]

[Jake and Finn chanting] It's time.

It's time. It's time.

It's time.

[Princess Bubblegum] Finn? Jake?

[static gurgling]

- [Jake and Finn] It's time. - [electricity crackling]

It's time. It's time.

It's time. It's time.

It's time. It's time.

- [gnome] They're here. - [gnomes chanting] It's time.

[chanting continues]

It's time. It's time.

It's time. It's time.

[singing] It's time.

- [crowd cheering] - Hey, uh,

what is it time for, actually?

Please lie upon the altar.

[both] All right.

Our heroes must venture into the belly

of the gigantic elder gnome

to make the ultimate snackrifice.

- [gnomes chattering] - Snack-a-who?

[gnome 2] it's a portmanteau of snack and sacrifice!

[cheering] Woo-hoo!

Wait. So the legendary heroes get fed to a giant gnome?

Uh, you want me to read it again?

- [both angrily] Hmm. - [wind whooshing]

- Aw, biscuits. - [gasps] Deceiver.

It was a fraud all along.

Hah! Now that's some pro-level investigating.

- Nice. - [hands clapping]

And the best part is we got him

right before the King

- escaped with a free blimp. - [engine whirring]

[laughing] Oh.

Thanks again, for the zep.

And good luck with gnomageddon!

[gnomes gasping]

What do we do?

Calm down, everyone.

The King of Ooo is a big fraud.

We aren't the legendary heroes.

Gnomageddon isn't real.

The heroes are so funny.

Of course, it's real.

[gnomes crying]

[groaning and thumping]

[thudding]

[roaring]

But if The Prophecy is real...

Then that would mean...

[both exclaiming] We are the legendary heroes!

- [screaming in terror] - [roaring]

[gnomes screaming]

[all] Save us, heroes!

Jake, can you get small for me?

You got it.

With but a pebble...

Oh! I'm pickin' up,

what you're putting down.

An avalanche will be!

[both] With the clap of their hands, thunder will sound!

- [thundering] - [groaning]

[Finn] On top of their heads...

Two pointy hats...

- [both] will be found. - [crashing]

- [crying] - [thuds on ground]

[triumphant music playing]

The Prophecy has been fulfilled.

But our home is completely obliterated.

Where will we go?

[gnome 2] What should we do, oh hero?

The gnome heroes say...

that you can live

in that hole.

[chanting] Promised hole, promised hole!

[cheering]

- Haha! The heroes save the day. - Yeah!

What the heck happened here?

Where is the King of Ooo?

And why are all the gnomes in that volcano?

[explosion]

[closing theme music playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪