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Wink, wink.

♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[lady whispering] Side Quests.

[dramatic music playing]

[whirring]

[loud footfall]

[dramatic music continues]

[baby gurgling]

[growling]

[baby squeals]

[snarling]

[roars]

[baby shouts]

[blows raspberry]

[roars]

[baby gurgling]

[baby cooing]

[swishing]

[snarling]

[baby cooing]

[dramatic music playing]

[snarling]

Yeah!

I am my element!

Eh!

[roars]

And then what happened?

I got totally cooked.

I even got a scar.

But now that you're here with me, we can defeat it together.

[both] Yeah!

That dragon sure is in for the whooping of its life.

I just can't wait for you to see it, Jake.

Inside is the coolest dungeon you've ever been in.

It only comes every ten years, and it's finally here!

Whoa!

The traveling dungeon.

[bell tolls]

[grunting, straining]

[panting, giggling]

[both] Whoo-hoo!

Huh?

[excited chatter]

Dad, cut it out out. Ow!

[giggling]

[Finn] What's up with all these kids

And the tacky decor?

Whoa. Oof.

Maybe this is the wrong traveling dungeon.

Welcome to the one and only traveling dungeon. Whee!

Wow, It sure has changed a lot.

It's weirdly familiar, but different.

Well, maybe 'cause you're different.

Mm.

Hey, there it is.

The dungeon door.

Huh? It's a lot smaller than I remember.

Welcome, warriors.

Prepare thyself for danger and traps await you inside.

Whoo!

[pops]

Okay.

[all chuckling] Very spooky.

- [pops] - Ah!

Be careful, warriors.

It's a Styrofoam door.

Whoo, spooky.

- Sorry. - For your trouble.

I like that, dude. So in character. [chuckles]

Oh.

[children laughing and whooping]

[barfing]

The heck?

This can't be the dungeon from my childhood.

It's like a total baby dump.

There's not even a stinking dragon.

Oh, Finn, I think he's over here.

Can you slay the Diamond Dragon?

[Jake] Yah!

Uh, yeah, that was actually super easy.

Congratulations. Here's your tickets.

[chuckles] All right, check it out, Finn!

Finn?

No, let's get out of here, man.

- Uh, okay, buddy. - This place stinks.

Yeah, I'll say.

Hmm.

Hey, wait. We still got all these tickets to spend.

Why don't you go check out the prize counter?

Uh, okay?

Oh, I got a suggestion for you.

About time someone told this place what's up.

No one ruins my best friend's childhood memories. Hmm.

Whoa! Where'd you come from?

[slurps]

Wait, seriously? You're gonna read it now?

I'm right here.

Can you make this place less lame?

Finn's memories are shattered.

Wha, wha! You try being in charge of this place.

I never wanted this job.

I was supposed to be a great wizard.

Um...

You respond to one newspaper ad and now you're stuck here

30 years later with a mortgage. Do you know how many complaints

I've gotten over the years about this place

being too dangerous?

It's too dangerous! Now, it's too safe. It's too safe!

All right, you want danger? Right, you got it, bub.

Baby lock be gone!

[creaking]

There. You happy now?

Yeah, maybe I am.

[mockingly] Maybe I am. I'm out of here.

Oh, is that it? Cool.

Hey, dude.

Hey, man. Getting any good prizes?

I got this finger toy.

That's pretty cool, dude.

Come on, let's go have some real adventure.

Hey, want to stop for ice cream on the way home.

You bet.

[both] Huh?

[kids screaming]

The doors are locked, and my kids are inside.

I can't find my child either.

Move aside. I can rip it open with my brutal...

Strength...

Weird. I can't.

I guess it's time for Big Fist Tommy!

Big Fist Tommy's so cool.

Whoa!

This place looks different.

Oh, man, check out these sweet weapons.

[burbling, slobbering]

Dude, everything's real now.

What happened?

I think I did this.

- What the bleep? How? - Did a little thing called,

"Complain to the higher ups?"

Awesome. All right, let's go kick some tush

and save some babies.

[snarling]

[growling]

[both] Double the monsters. Double the fun!

[grunting]

[groaning]

Gotcha.

[groaning]

- [whirring] - Ahh!

I'm getting zapped. [laughing]

Ee-yah!

Ah, I wanna get zapped.

Yeah!

Loot!

Papa's feeling like a king.

Dude, that was sweet.

[screaming]

Ah, snap!

We better hustle. Let's paunch up.

[video game music playing]

[swishing]

- [gasping] - [kid] Help us!

Real traps!

[kids] Help us!

Hey, wait up!

Are you okay, holy boy?

[chuckling] Totally enlightened.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Now this is what I call a dungeon!

Just like you remember, huh?

Even better, 'cause I get to do it with my best bud!

[grunts]

[both] Yeah!

- That was so stinking rad. - [kids] Help us!

Let's go!

[whispers] Stay safe.

I can't believe you gave away your king necklace.

I felt bad.

I don't know how long they're gonna last in here.

[shouting]

[both] Huh?

[giggling]

What the honk are those kids playing in?

[giggling]

Huh?

[giggling]

Whoa!

[screaming]

Holy shark babies!

A wall of flesh.

I definitely don't remember that being there.

Let's get it on. Whoa!

[shouting]

Finn, it's got me! Ooh!

Jake! Oof!

Just remember, never fill out comment cards!

Jake! Give me back my friend,

you ugly, jiggly doinkus!

Ow, dude, that was my foot.

[gasps]

[slithering]

Oh, no.

Huh? Huh, huh?

[rumbling]

[snarling]

[growls]

Wha! Oof!

[snarling]

I just have to hit that target!

Huh?

Nice!

Dang it! Hang on, Jake!

I'm coming!

- [snarling] - [grunting]

Ha ha! Dubs daggers!

[grunting]

- [growling] - [yelling]

Oof!

My last weapon! Don't fail me!

[shrieking]

Ah!

- Huh? - Help! Help!

Oh. Bottomless pit?

[growling]

I'm dead. I'm dead!

[Jake] Finn!

Glob, is that you?

[Jake] What? No!

- Up here! - [gasps]

[grunting]

Ah-ha! Take the shot, Finn!

I've got him.

[gasps, chuckles]

I'm in my element!

Go, Finn!

[glass clinking]

[squealing]

Ooh! Yay!

Urgh!

Whoo-yee!

[splat]

Jake, you're okay.

I thought I was a goner for a sec.

I saw some stuff in that flesh.

[deep voice] Bad stuff.

[kids tittering]

I can buy clean pants. [giggles]

[jaunty music playing]

[all] Yay!

Family reunion is so sweet.

And we only lost one of 'em.

Argh! Wha, wha!

What the heck did you do to my dungeon?

I go to lunch one time, one time.

I'm only allowed one break every year.

You take a few minutes for yourself,

a little mental health break, and everything falls to pieces.

And lunch wasn't even that good.

Hey! Hey! Stop that,

Urgh! You two will pay for this!

I can't wait till it's back.

[closing theme music playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We we can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And and do so as we please ♪