Original subtitles

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

- [phone chimes] - [laughs]

Game night?

[humming]

- [both] Game night! - [screams]

All good. Hit it, BMO.

Oh, hey, it's the ladies.

'Sup, ladies?

Game night. Girls only.

- [vocalizing fanfare] - [knock at door]

Game night!

[speaking Korean] Hi, everyone! Come in, come in.

- Let's get this puppy going. - 'Sup?

Careful. This group can get pretty rowdy.

[speaking Korean] Don't you worry.

Whoa, this game setup looks intense.

Dang, girl, you've been working.

[speaking Korean] Yeah, I wrote all this for the game today.

You wrote all that?

Making your own source material?

Bold choice for a first timer.

[speaking Korean] Did you all bring character sheets?

Of course, we brought our character sheets.

I went with a Barbarian class,

and took all my stats from defense,

and put them in offense to crush my opponents!

My character is the Hottest Goddess.

As you can see, she's like really hot and beautiful.

Yeah, my character's Rogue.

She's got a cool cloak, a dagger and a second dagger,

and definitely doesn't have a secret

that will be revealed later.

[speaking Korean] All right, teams are all set.

[speaking Korean] Let the adventure begin!

[speaking Korean] We're on a rescue mission today.

[speaking Korean] Do you know where our prince is?

[Lumpy Space Princess gasps] Oh, my gob!

We're going to save a prince?

Please be single. Please be single.

Oh, no, he's trapped.

[speaking Korean] The story of three adventurers

[speaking Korean] begins in an old tavern,

[speaking Korean] with candles flickering.

Ooh, candles. Evocative.

[speaking Korean] The tavern feels welcoming and rustic.

Oh, wow, this tavern is welcoming and rustic. Nice.

[speaking Korean] After a long journey,

[speaking Korean] you're exhausted and your feet ache

[speaking Korean] you settle into a corner of the tavern.

Wow, my super-hot feet ache

- after such a long journey. - [door opens]

[speaking Korean] All of a sudden,

[speaking Korean] a monk steps out of the darkness.

[in English, British accent] 'Ello, weary travelers.

Okay.

OMG, girl!

Cool monk character.

Thanks, mate.

But I'm not just any monk.

I'm here to aid you in your rescue mission

for the prince.

In this tavern, you will find clues

to help you along. And I brought you this map.

This map was written in Dwarvanroon language.

Perhaps someone here can help you read it.

I want to start a rave!

Uh, can she do that?

[speaking Korean] Wait a minute.

[speaking Korean] Wait a second, that's not it.

[Lumpy Space Princess] I'm gonna roll for it.

Ho-ho, wow, a natural 20?

That's the best roll you can get.

Yes! A nat 20, baby!

♪ I tell you tales... ♪

[upbeat music playing]

This rave is lumpin' awesome!

[in English] Uh, guys,

I think we should look around, uh, the mission.

I can't hear you! Mama dancing!

Uh...

[door slams open]

Oh! What is that?

I'm a mysterious vagrant.

I bet you guys definitely want to ask him

some important information

about the rescue mission that we're about to do.

Is he hot?

Huh?

Ugh.

I have something important to tell you.

I'm hot.

[gasps]

Oh, my God! You're so handsome and oily now.

Thanks, baby.

Ugh. All right, well, we still need

to arm ourselves for the long journey ahead, so...

Oh, look, over there.

It's a weapons merchant.

Hello.

Okay, Marceline, your cloak is only made from pixie string,

so you probably want to buy a--

Yeah, I'm gonna steal all this stuff.

[laughs]

What can I do you for, young lady?

[Marceline grumbles] Ugh. A four's not gonna be enough.

- [others grumble] - [Marceline] Just kidding.

I got that proficiency bonus, baby.

- Let's... go! - Oh, heck, yeah!

- [laughs] - Huh?

All my wares! You've taken all my wares!

What was I thinking?

I never should have left the stables.

- [sobbing] - [Lumpy Space Princess] Wait.

Another guy? Is he hot?

Cha-ching, baby!

- Ooh. - Wow.

I've never kissed a short king before.

I'm not a king, just a simple merchant.

[shushes]

[both moaning]

[Marceline laughs]

[Princess Bubblegum] Hey, you! Get in line, soldier!

And puff up that chest!

What are you doing?

Building an army for the inevitable battle.

- Hey, you! - Me?

Got any weapons?

I have just a mace and some arrows.

Awesome! You're in!

Okay! Yay!

Ugh. But there's already an army waiting for us

in the footman's tower.

So, who here has hand-to-hand combat experience?

'Cause it's gonna get bloody!

Oh, I like blood.

And this guy joins my army.

Huh. I need more pieces.

Uh, uh...

[Marceline] Oh, what about this guy?

- [gulps] - He looks pretty tough.

- Here you go, PB. - Ooh, cool.

We will slay all who cross us!

[grumbles]

Oh, I almost forgot. I want to start some fires.

[Lumpy Space Princess] Nat 20.

Nat 20. Nat 20, baby.

Now grape me.

Hey, Hottest Goddess.

Remember the old quest-o?

[all chanting] Goddess! Goddess! Goddess!

- Stop! Stop! - [all stop]

Why'd you stop?

- [whinnies] - Did you just sell our horses?

How are we gonna get to the prince now?

It's cool. I got two gold coins

and that dude's baby pictures.

Yikes. He was a really ugly baby.

Eh. Could be good blackmail.

Ugh. Okay.

Okay. It's fine.

We just need to find a new way to get to the prince's castle.

It's not like they lit the key on fire,

missed the chest full of clues and supplies,

and turned their main source of information into a hot oaf.

What else could possibly go wrong?

[thudding]

All right, men, file in!

- Grr. - Whoa.

Hachi machi, big boy central.

Turn the rave back on!

Oh!

Lose thyself to dance.

[upbeat music playing]

[glass shatters]

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo!

[sighs]

Nat 20.

- [chuckles] Neigh. - Towel, my goddess?

Uh, yes, please.

[Lumpy Space Princess] Your kisses are so slippery.

Ugh! That's enough!

[knight 1] You're all under arrest!

- [clanks] - Huh?

[tense music playing]

Jail?

What? Game over. That can't be it.

Lady Monk, what's going on?

I traveled so far to meet you in the tavern.

[speaking Korean] We climbed mountains,

[speaking Korean] crossed valleys,

[speaking Korean] and went through the Doodoo forest.

[in English] And you never even looked

for the clues I left you.

And now the kingdom is doomed.

[speaking Korean] The game is over.

[speaking Korean] We all ended up in jail.

[speaking Korean] It's over.

But we were having so much fun.

[speaking Korean] Really? Was it fun?

Yeah! This has been, like, tops most fun game night ever!

It has been most enjoyable.

Come on. Let me just try and pickpocket this guy

for the key. I can get us out of here.

[speaking Korean] Go ahead, try.

[speaking Korean] But the game is really hard.

Uh, defenses-shmenses. I got this.

[laughs]

Did you do it?

Did you get it?

No. But I got his diary!

Oh, God.

"Dear Diary,

today I waved to someone,

but they were waving to the person behind me."

Hey, cut it out!

That's private. That's my privacy.

[all laughing]

[laughs]

Ooh! My turn!

To hunk-ify you.

Nat 20!

What the heck?

This thing has other numbers on it?

[laughs]

All right, it's my turn now.

I'm old now.

- [Princess Bubblegum] Guard! - Huh?

[Princess Bubblegum] Eighteen. Nice.

But I can't forget to add my offense bonus.

[bones clatter]

Nice, dude. You got him.

Now what?

We're gonna be, like, trapped in here forever!

Guys, come on.

We still have one more party member.

[in English] Me?

Yeah, girl! Let's see those moves!

[speaking Korean] Sure, if that's what you want.

[all exclaiming]

[in heavy accent] Chanting, chanting,

chanting, chanting, chanting...

[seriously] Chanting!

[bird squawks]

- Wow, that was so good. - [all cheering]

That was crazy!

Raini, where did you learn that?

I may look like an average monk,

but I'm actually one of the great flying monks

of Riddlerump.

I can imbue all with the power of flight.

Holy ham-blam!

[all cheering]

We're coming for ya, Princey!

The prince is dead.

[all] Huh?

The Adventurers hired to save him

were supposed to be here two hours ago.

Now, please go away.

Was he single?

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪