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Fuck me.

Please fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Now it's my turn.

Well, what do you mean it's my turn?

You don't want me to put that in my mouth, do you?

It's my turn.

Oh, well, it won't come in my mouth, will you?

Try it. I like it. I don't know how to do it.

It's all right, honey. Go ahead.

Oh, kiss it.

Look at that.

Suck it.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come and save you.

shower for a pretty lady.

Thank you, baby.

Smells great.

Hey, I like your sausage, big boy.

Very, very hard.

Me too.

oh oh

oh oh oh

Oh.

I'm glad you all picked it up.

That's the three-letter word for trifle.

Darling.

I really had a hard day today.

Poor baby.

Maybe tomorrow, then?

Maybe tomorrow.

Good night.

Good night, Steve.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

She was home?

No, she's not.

Come on in.

Well,

it sounds like it could be very, very interesting.

Oh, you'd love to have some sweet young things sit on your couch. in the

afternoon, you probably wouldn't even make it to the bedroom.

Son of a bitch.

Look what I bought you, hon.

Okay. Okay, God damn it.

I told you what I was going to do if I ever caught you cheating on me.

You son of a bitch.

You, come here. Come on, move it. Come on.

What are you doing?

First man I saw, remember?

Hey, hey.

Remember?

Fuck me. Huh?

Where did it go?

I'll give you ten dollars to fuck me.

Huh? You heard me. Fuck me. Fuck me.

Yeah, well, what about him?

Him later. Me first.

No, no, I didn't mean... Really?

Yeah.

If it's any consolation to you, Mr. Morton, she gets a terrific head.

And you, don't touch him.

Nothing personal, you understand.

No.

What do you mean?

You don't?

No.

Well, I love you.

Then why?

Why did I have to love you?

Because... Thomas, you were getting angry.

Yes, I was.

You might have said I love you.

But what was getting routine between you?

Your excitement was gone.

Well... You're not angry, are you?

No.

I don't think you'll get out of any of my toilet places.

How? I don't like them at all.

What do you mean?

The first time I saw what you were going to do, I nearly went crazy.

Get that.

When I saw you take this prick into your mouth, even now I'm just talking about

it.

Maybe that's our answer.

I don't

find anything in here.

well they all look like nutcases wait a minute i like this one

where broad-minded couples meet broad-minded couples

don't

worry baby they can't make us do anything we don't want to

I guess it is a public place.

I feel like I'm in a fishbowl.

It's a pretty weird place in here, isn't it?

Would you rather, uh... Hi.

Name?

Who are you?

I'm John.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Jerry, this is Martha.

Come here often?

Uh, no, this is our first time.

Oh, it's a very friendly place.

It is?

Yes, very.

What kind of business do you have, Jerry?

Uh, advertising.

I'm in stocks and Mary's a fashion designer.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, but it's a hassle sometimes trying to take care of three

kids. Three kids?

Three kids.

They're the grandmothers for the week. How did you get into this?

Swing. Go ahead and say it. It won't hurt.

Swing.

An act of desperation.

We were having our problems like anybody else.

Mary, she was, tried as it may sound, she was prejudiced.

Really?

Yeah. We tried everything. We went to doctors, psychiatrists.

Nothing worked. Then it all came to a head one night. Something new tonight,

dear. You get to prime the pump.

Prime the pump?

Come on and prime it.

Please, prime the pump.

You don't want to prime the pump, huh?

I knew I had to do something desperate to save our marriage.

I love big cocks.

And especially on tough guys who ride bikes.

I hang around the shop sitting on the vibrating machine until I get real wet.

But a couple of them took me to ride in the country for a nice cozy picnic.

It's beautiful out here. Yeah.

It's beautiful.

Stop it. No.

Wait. What kind of pervert are you? Anybody can come by.

We've got the beaten path. No one comes out here. Come on. It's bad enough no

one judges.

People are having themselves a picnic.

How you doing?

Hey, why don't you just take off?

Oh,

this is going to be nice.

Open it wide.

Wide, wide.

Let me see some cabbage. There.

Isn't that nice?

Oh, that's nice.

Boy, I like bananas.

God damn, they're nice.

Won't you give her a big kiss?

Come on, hey, you don't like my lady?

Give her a big kiss.

Come on.

Ain't that pretty? I love to see people love each other.

That's real nice.

You got some nice titties there, you know that?

Take good care of her, Sniffy.

How would you like to have a big old kiss from Coke here?

Oh, isn't that pretty?

God damn, it's pretty. Yeah, go get her, baby.

It's a pyjama.

Look, look, look!

There!

Oh, that's nice.

That's just fine.

Come here. Come here, coach.

Come here. Coach, I'll do you a favor.

Go down there, coach.

Give her a big old kiss.

How do you like that, huh? Is that nice?

Huh?

You doing a good job

on her, coach?

Sit there. Look. You eating your little pussy?

You know what they like? They all like this, Thor. Watch this.

Woo!

How do you like that?

Look at that. Look at your old man over there. He just loves to look at that.

Look at him. Look at him.

Let's put her down.

Don't hurt me. Don't hurt you.

You like this, do you?

Oh, we got a banana.

I don't think she likes it.

I don't really care.

That feel good, Hank?

That feel good?

Oh, thanks.

Hey, your old lady's got a real nice mouth, you know that?

Yes. Too bad we're not fucking up. Get it? Fuck it up?

Come on, kid.

That's sucking, honey. You suck it. You suck it real good. You bite my cock one

fucking time and I'm going to kick your ass in.

That's it, baby. You suck on my cock. You suck it real good. That's it.

Stick it down your mouth, baby. While you're sticking it in your mouth, just

remember I just had it in Thor's asshole.

Don't you touch what you don't.

I just lost my breakfast to you, honey.

You just lost your breakfast. I think that's funny as shit.

I think that's funny as shit.

Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck

me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck

me

Treats you It'll make me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides

Help me I've got no soul to sell Help

me The only thing that works for me Help me get

away from myself

I'll fuck you like an animal.

I don't wanna feel your feelings.

I'll fuck you like an animal.

I'm not going to break you down.

You can't help my

reason.

Dirty fraud!

You can't make clothes that tickle!

Like an animal.

I wanna feel your feeling inside.

I wanna freak you like an animal.

My heart is just racing for.

Share down my reason.

Tell me. The sex I can tell.

Tell me.

You make me perfect.

Help me become somebody else. I wanna fuck you like you know.

I wanna feel you fully inside.

You'll get me closer to you

Thank you.

When we got home that night, she was so excited she literally attacked me.

She'd never done anything.

Yeah, I don't know what it was.

You know, I think subconsciously I always knew that I could really go wild,

and I was protecting myself from it. And this was something I couldn't do

anything about, so it all came out.

Boy, did it come out.

Wow, you were lucky those guys happened to come along.

Saved our marriage.

And it showed us what the group thing could do.

Speaking of the group thing, we're having one next month. I'd love to have

you. Oh, yeah. Only two or three couples.

You'll love it. Each couple tries to think up something new or different.

Don's got it easy for us.

Well, we'll see.

Sure. In the meantime, see you at White's Minute.

Uh-huh.

Have a nice party.

Great game. Really enjoyed it. But we're going to win the next one, and that's no

joke. Oh, that'll be the day.

Listen, would you like to come over to our place Friday night for dinner?

How about that?

You don't think so? Yeah, I think so. Sounds like a good idea. Yeah.

Let's do it.

That was great. That was great.

Great. Have a seat.

A little music? Yeah.

Oh, I ate myself into a stupor.

I tell you, Mary, the cooking's almost as good as your backhand.

What backhand?

Would you like an after-dinner drink?

Yeah.

How about a beer?

any time i need to see a thing to just close my eyes and i'm taken to a place

where crystal lines and magenta feeds take a shudder in the base of my spine

to reach like a chicken cherry cola i don't need to try to explain and i just

hold on tight and if it happens again am i moved so slightly to the arms or the

lips or the face of the human cannonball that i need to i want to come stand a

little bit closer breathe in a little bit higher you'll never want me when i

head to the moon i want you i don't know if i need you but Ooh,

I'd die to find out.

Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you. Ooh, I'd die to find out.

Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but ooh, I'd die to find

out.

so so I'm like a chicken cherry cola. I need somebody to see me. I need somebody

to see me. I need somebody to see me. I need somebody to see me. I need somebody

to see me. I need somebody to see me. I need somebody to see me. I need somebody

to see me.

I need somebody to see me.

I need somebody to see me.

I want you. I don't know.

Retire, retire, that's fine

Thank you.

Jerry, what we did last night, is that wrong?

I don't know.

I know that society would say so.

And I know what society would say about what John did for Mary.

You want a gang ring?

Good.

Would it have been better if they wound up separating and hating each other?

What? What?

What?

Right or wrong? I don't know.

All I know is the result.

They'll pull together and so will we.

But that's wrong.

Maybe sometime the right makes wrong.

Thank you, Don.

Don? Yeah?

The right line that sounded familiar.

Could you do that for me someday?

That's your next birthday present.

Oh, I can't wait.

Hey, are you going to go on a date with me?

Do you want to?

Do you?

Yes, sure.

I don't know.

I think it would be interesting.

I don't know. I'm really nervous.

All right.

Listen, if we don't like it, we'll just leave, okay?

All right.

I'm really glad to be here.

I'm glad we made it through.

Oh, yeah.

All right. Let me introduce you to some of our friends.

All right.

Franklin. Franklin.

Franklin. Linda.

This is Jerry.

And Martha Morton. How do you do?

Hi, Jerry. How are you?

It's nice meeting you.

Good.

Thank you.

Very much.

Thank you.

Mary probably knows Jerry a little bit better than I do.

Can I have your attention?

Before our meeting ends, if you will, we're going to have a warm-up before the

piece takes its time.

A floor show.

And I do mean a floor show.

This is going to be sex from all nations.

First, the American way.

We'll have sex the German way.

Ein, zwei, drei, vier. Ein, zwei, drei, vier.

Ein, zwei...

That's enough of that.

Now we'll have sex.

Defeat.

And now, such the loving way.

Thank you.

And now that everybody is warmed up, well, we're all too sophisticated for

that now, aren't we?

But how about those games with a little variation?

That's right.

First, musical chairs.

Hold it for me just a second.

Music.

Okay.

Here goes my music.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay.

Ready? Wait for the music.

Go.

Okay, there he is.

Come on, you're up.

Okay, the music.

Okay.

Come on, you've got to keep moving.

Faster, faster, faster.

We've got to win.

Oh, boy.

The prize for the winner is besides that.

Let's see here. I think I have something over here.

Oh, this is what I've been calling.

Just to keep you on those nights when Martha is not there. Let's go. Okay.

Okay, Bridget, bring in the first one.

Now, Rick, here's up the tape and move along to your right, okay?

No peeking.

That's good.

Let's see if you can find your mate.

All right, Bridget.

Jerry, you are not to get any personal pleasure out of this.

Take your time.

Bridget.

Well, you're not supposed to take any personal pleasure out of this either.

Okay. Okay, let's move the line down.

Come on, Franklin. You'll get the chance.

Franklin, move to your right after you check her out. All right?

Move along.

Ready?

Come on.

Check them out.

Keep moving. All right. That's good. That's good.

Now it's your party.

Come on, find your mate.

Now that's it.

You sure? Everybody's got it now.

Last chance to move.

Take off the blindfolds.

I'm sure you did it again.

It's like a homing pigeon.

The next game up will be the girls finding their way.

All right. Now, kneel down.

Start here and move to the right.

No personal enjoyment.

Step to the right.

Or to move to your right.

Heel down right here.

Uh-huh. All right. Keep checking and no signals.

Come on, move down now, girls. Looks like you're enjoying that.

That's the next thing.

Go down.

Very good.

Now, Mary, you find the option.

All right, move along.

Check all the way down the line.

Mary, you're supposed to enjoy this.

And from that, you're all right, girls. You get another chance just to check

what you haven't checked so far.

Mary? All right, girl.

Fine.

You sure what you have? The last chance to make a move.

All right, that's it. Take out the blindfold.

Drop the sheet.

Very good. Congratulations, Jerry and Martha.

And the prizes.

Here we are.

How about that, huh?

Jerry,

Jerry, you have one wonderful weekend in Palm Springs with... Martha,

a weekend in Las Vegas with a...

You ready?

Good. I told him to be right down.

Amen.

puts in your mouth in your mouth in your mouth in your mouth in your mouth in

your mouth in your mouth in your mouth in your mouth

Nothing personal, you understand?

yeah hey hi yeah this is jerry yeah yeah i'll be down there to get you in about

uh 20 minutes hey

hey i'm i'm i'm sorry i i

why don't we just just forget this whole thing it's it's uh

It won't hurt. It won't hurt. It won't hurt. It won't hurt.

Forget it. I just not gonna make it.

Yeah, bye.

How can I get close to you?

How can I get close to you?

We've been together all this time and never really met.

Sometimes we lie so close that I can feel you breathing. Yes,

I can't get close to you.

The shoulder you can't climb.

The strength you can't rely on.

A warmth that you can't try on. To keep you from the cold.

I'm a bed that you can lie on.

It's how you fit the mold.