Original subtitles

Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom!

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

This is my show!

- Ladies and gentlemen!

It's the grand finale of Pat-a-Palooza!

The biggest outdoor music event

in the history of Bikini Bottom!

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for!

Patrick Star will close out the festival

with an electric flute performance!

I told'ja those flute lessons would pay off!

You're right, honey. Our boy is a brute on that flute.

Hey! Where did GrandPat go?

Oh! Uh, he's in the nosh pit!

Nosh me, baby!

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Yeah!

Pat-a-Palooza is over!

Thank you and good night!

-What a show. -Yes. Best week of my life.

-I dig his funky flute, man. -That was awesome!

Eight hours later...

I love the smell of plastic waste

in the morning.

-Hey there, neighbor! -Huh?

Oh. Hi, Gladys.

Boy! That was some seven-day event you had there,

with the yelling and the music,

and the music, and the yelling!

That was something else!

Ya know, by the fifth night, I finally got adjusted

to not sleeping.

You should come by next time!

Oh, no.

That kind of obnoxious, low-life jollification

is not my cup of tea.

Anyhoo,

you're gonna clean this mess up, aren't ya?

Oh, yeah! Don't worry!

I'll do it now!

Okay!

Here we go!

Oh, my.

Oops!

Missed one!

That tears it!

-I've been nice! -Yup.

-I have been patient! -Mm-hmm.

This neighborhood was never perfect,

but things have gone too far!

Yes, dear.

Somebody needs to clean up

these streets!

Someone needs to take

this neighborhood back!

And since no one else is doing anything about it,

I will!

Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

Haha!

I am... The Street Sweeper!

Time to sweep, sweep, sweep

the street, street, streets! Oh, wait, that's terrible.

Let's see, uh, how about...

Can't stop!

Won't stop sweepin'!

Oh. Dang it, girl! Just spit out a cool catchphrase!

Sweepity-sweep-sweep!

Okay, never mind.

Huh?

Are you enjoying making the neighborhood ugly?

Cement doodles are fun!

Ha! Whaddya know!

It is fun!

The Bikini Bottom Water Ordinance currently in effect

limits each household to one day only

of outdoor watering.

But you water your lawn...

Every day!

Mm-hmm!

Huh?

Oh, my H2O turned to H2-No.

Let's have a look-see!

Oh. Well, there's my problem right there!

No wonder the water is knotcoming out!

Ahh!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Ow!

Wah! Oof!

That should help cement a tidy neighborhood.

23 skiddoo!

-Hey! Uh-oh. Oh.

Skid marks on the asphalt?

Not on my watch!

You are wild!

Oh, boys!

First one of you fellas to the sign

gets a smooch!

-You're on.

On your mark, get set, go!

Ha-cha!

Whoopee!

Nyaha-- Ow!

Oh, three cheers was a bit optimistic.

Alright, you geriatric joy riders,

the fun is over.

You're violating this road's speed limit!

We're nowhere near that fast, ya crazy hippie!

Exactly!

You're not meeting the speed minimum!

I don't care! I'm gettin' that smooch!

So be it.

Oh, what's this?

Someone's taken the manhole cover?

Who would ever do such a thing?

-What?!

I'm pushing it into the red

at four miles per hour!

We're never gonna stop in time!

We're gonna crash!

We're going down!

Oh, no! Help!

Howdy, family! Have any of you seen...

...a very rude, masked individual?

Yeah, why?

I... ...have.

And she told me I was in a no parking zone

and put this on my foot!

Whoa! Oof!

This used to be a nice neighborhood.

A-A place where an unemployed man-child

who still lives with his parents

could disturb the peace in peace.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

This masked menace has gone too far.

Someone has to stop them.

Someone needs to clean up these streets!

Someone needs to take this neighborhood back!

But who?

Ow! Cod sarnit, ya ruined my intro!

-Help me! Somebody!

Anybody!

Freeze, criminals!

Are you here to save me?

I'm here to save us all...

from litter!

Aw.

You guys are gonna pick that all up, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh! Right away, ma'am.

Oh, goody!

Not so fast!

Oh. You're here to rescue me?

Oh! Goodness, no.

We're just here to settle a personal vendetta!

You know, cleaning up these streets.

Aw.

Nobody's gonna be cleaning these streets up but me!

-Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

-Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah?

-Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

That's good.

I inkyou should give up!

Oh!

Looks like the Stars fight dirty.

And we're just getting started!

Taste the crumbs of my flavor saver!

Hey, Miss Busybody, you need to chill out.

Cold cream tsunami!

And I...

Uh...

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna get you!

Approaching target, payload primed and ready, over.

Target acquired.

Releasing payload.

- Uh-oh.

Peace and quiet at last.

Oof!

Do you mind?

Some of us have standards

for our incarceration.

Hello? Can you hear me?

This used to be a nice jail cell.

A tidy jail cell.

But things have gone too far.

Someone needs to clean this place up.

Mom! Mom!

-I got my report card!

Wow! Straight A's!

Great job, shnookums!

You even got an A in Humility!

Oh, it's nothing!

Nonsense!

All of these achievements are yours and yours alone!

And I have the perfect spot on the fridge

for this new addition.

There!

And now a slice of cake

for my little achiever.

No, it's mine!

-Ow! -No, me!

So...

I heard there was cake.

Uh-uh-uh.

This one's for your sister!

Thanks, Mom!

I'm gonna need my energy to keep up

my winning streak in karate!

You won again?!

Oh!

Have another slice!

It was perfect timing too!

We just earned our Furious Fists badge

in Sweetie Scouts.

I chopped a dumpster in half!

Wow!

Have another 'nother slice!

I want a slice!

Yeah, I want a slice!

Well, I want the whole thing.

If you want a piece of cake,

you need to do something fridge-worthy!

-Ptoo! -Ah, ah, ah.

There's only one spot left on the fridge!

If you get on it, the cake is yours!

Ahh!

I'm on the fridge!

No, I'm on the fridge!

No, I'm on the fridge!

Silly boys!

You have to achieve something to get on the fridge!

Yeah! Like winning a medal,

or inventing cold fusion!

Fridge-worthy!

That spot is mine!

No, it's mine!

I'm fridge-worthy!

Well, I'm fridge-worthier!

Uh...

May I have another slice, please, Mother?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Anything fridge-worthy in here?

Ooh, what about down here?

Not in here!

He's right. I need to get on the fridge!

-Fridge-worthy!

Fridge-worthy!

Fridge-worthy!

Fridge-worthy!

Ahh!

Is this heaven?

-Listen up, kiddos!

Today's treat just got a little sweeter!

First one to get to the middle of the ice cream sundae

and snatch the Goofy Goober Golden Deed will become...

the new owner of the Goofy Goober!

Owning the Goofy Goober?

That would be so fridge-worthy!

- Ooh! -Ready?

Mmm! Haha!

Go!

For fridge and country!

Huh?

Ahh!

Huh?

Harold? Harold?!

Has anyone seen my Harold?!

Oh, ho-ho, my baby!

Look what I found, Mommy!

We have a winner!

Alright! Everybody out!

Out of my restaurant!

Especially you!

Aww.

Fridge-worthy...

fridge-worthy...

Ah!

Bunny's to-do list.

I'll impress her by doing everything on here!

Surely, World's Best Husband gets you on the fridge.

Alrighty, what's first on the list?

"Vacuum the rug."

Oh, it's not dirty!

Hmm.

Hmm...

Can't clean something if it's not dirty!

I think that's off to a good start.

Time to multitask!

"Do the dishes..."

Do the dishes?

But they're spotless.

I can fix that.

Hmm, something's missing.

May I borrow that?

There! We'll just let that soak for a bit.

What gives? The laundry's folded too!

We'll see about that.

Bunny's gonna be so happy

when she sees all the chores I'm gonna do.

Honey! I'm home!

Oh, dear!

Hi, honey!

Are you impressed?

Impressed with what, dear?

I'm gonna do all your chores!

Maybe tomorrow, or the next day.

Well? What do I get?

Mwah!

A tender head kiss? Oh!

Does this make my head fridge-worthy?!

Maybe you can hang this on the fridge!

Sorry, Dad. Only one head per fridge!

By the way, Mom, check it out!

I got on the Florbes' "10 Under 10" list!

You've earned another slice of cake!

Yay!

Aah!

Aww.

My name is written over the most fridge-worthy history

of the world!

I've built the Great Pyramids!

I've hung the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!

I've even posed for the Statue of Liberty!

But all that's not good enough

for my hoity-toity daughter-in-law!

Hmm.

Eureka! I know exactly

how to be fridge-worthy!

So you say this is about getting some kind of "affirmation"

on your family's refrigerator?

You wouldn't understand.

Oh, I do.

Can I see what's under the sheet?

All in good time, Doctor.

Is everything ready?

Lightning storm...

-Check!

Switch... Check!

Kite... Check!

It's... it's...

A vacuum cleaner?

-Yay! -Yay!

You brought a vacuum cleaner to life?

A living vacuum

can do all my daughter-in-law's dirty work for her!

And it gets me on the fridge!

Ahh!

-Ahh!

Mmm. Well, that didn't work.

We'll never be fridge-worthy.

Might as well get back to it.

Oh, my!

What's going on? Blegh!

What are you boys up to out here?

Well, since we're never gonna be fridge-worthy,

we kinda figured why not cut to the chase?

Now hold the phone!

I've seen how hard you've all been working.

You might not be fridge-worthy,

but I've picked three other appliances

to showcase your achievements!

Cecil's mustache awards on the oven,

GrandPat's shed skin on the dishwasher,

and Patrick's "Better Luck Next Time" ribbon

on the microwave!

And there's cake for everyone in the kitchen!

What's the fridge doing by the door?

Oh! This old thing is completely covered

in Squidina's achievements,

so it's time to put it in the vault and get a new one!

Enjoy the cake!

Now let's see...

I think there's some space in the back.

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