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Yeah, a little more discipline here with the film, yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's what

it looks like, your poor head here.

Boys and girls, what have you done here? What?

What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What?

For my part, I'm the new personal trainer.

Dieter Müller, gentlemen.

Dieter Müller, yes? Yes.

Good impression.

Because Dieter Müller is... Okay.

Good. All right. First a few... Knee bends.

Yes. To warm up.

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. Yes.

A little more posture, please. Yes. Yes, you understand something. Yes, exactly.

Yes, like that.

Well, I'll cut the criticism.

Yes,

a little

faster.

It's not that cold either.

It's impossible.

Please, a little more elan!

Dynamics!

Yes,

you know, right?

Well,

I don't want to overdo it.

Today is the first day.

Then I'm going to put you under the magnifying glass.

Well, you have to admit, it looks bad to me.

But there is certainly another problem zone that we will get under control.

Yes,

with you I would say I will set up a special diet plan

for you. I will write you everything nicely and it's not a

problem at all.

Well, that's without comment, right?

But in the outer area, especially in the facial area, improvements are being

made.

And yes, well, that's where the language hits me right away.

I don't know what your name is.

I think you've had too much fun.

Come on, come on.

Thank you.

Yes, and now exactly like me, exactly like me, like this.

Yes?

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, yes.

There is potential in that.

Very nice, yes.

Good, keep doing that.

Yes, yes.

Keep going like that.

And with him, we have a very good thing for you.

So, you can really, let's say, where I think there is still something to be

done. It's in the abdominal area.

Yes. Yes, that's what I mean. Yes.

And that is, I would suggest that I do this experiment here with your large

visceral organ.

I have to say, the lower abdomen is enough for me. That's the best I can do.

Are

you satisfied

with my instructions?

It's very difficult.

And to him, in any case.

So.

Yes, this is absolute cocculosis.

To have this indifference at all, to pretend to be a woman here. It is quite

obvious that you are a man.

And that has to go into your head.

You have to understand that you are a man.

You are not a woman.

Believe me.

That's not important at all.

You have to bring Johannes back to the front.

And I will show you how it's done.

Damn it.

Do you even know what you have in this slipper?

I'll show you.

Don't be shocked.

This is just part of the training program.

Here, this is, uh... Masculinity, masculinity, yes? Also a thing?

Yes, of course.

But first I'll show you how it works.

Look closely.

What's that?

Fitness. What?

A balanced fitness program.

I want to see what's going on. Boring.

Then don't even think about it.

What is this for a dossier?

First training session and right here.

I could also skip that.

For that, I will serve you personally today.

I will show you the complete personal program of me.

What's going on here?

Come here!

Don't you understand what... Oh, I thought it was... Yeah, get your ass

over here!

Well, my program is a bit unusual and that's just what makes it a success.

Ah,

it's getting better with him.

Very nice.

I don't have so many of these new, modern, small fitness clothes anyway.

You should really make something free, a little more movement.

Very nice.

You can really do a lot of things with this body.

It is important to relax during training. To stand or to walk.

Nice flow master.

For the next exercise I have chosen this mat very

specially. This is the straddle.

Good. Very slowly, very slowly.

Very important to start the ball very slowly.

That was a close call.

oh wow

uh uh

Ah. Ah.

Watch me now.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Let me show you.

because you're not seeing my shit on the spot.

Yeah, I mean, the others are a bit more expensive.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Yeah, pistachios.

That's awesome!

Yes,

nice!

Look at that!

You like that little one, don't you?

Great!

You can't get enough of that little one!

Yeah.

No.

Thank you.

Yeah.

on my own dog.

I'll be right back.

Oh, hello.

Hello there.

Is the magma house finished?

Hmm? Nope?

What?

Thank you.

Yeah.

Bye.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmhmm.

Yeah, okay.

Wow.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I have a good idea.

Yes, we're drinking a little bit, okay?

Yes, I arrive here a little bit sharper.

A

very

good drink.

I like the life.

Come on.

Sorry,

baby.

Okay, we drink now, okay?

It's very explosive.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Please don't be so angry.

Cheers, baby.

Hello, baby.

I am a trick.

It's a very good feeling, eh?

Well,

lick up, maybe, eh?

Yeah, it's a very good feeling.

Please, lick up. They can shake off their hands, that's good.

Oh, Miffy!

Come here!

I'll show you!

Brrrah.

Drink a little more.

That's not enough for you.

Oh, guys, Mr.

I'd rather take off a little of my tail.

That was good.

Yeah.

um um

Yeah, I should be alive when I come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Are you done?

You want I fuck you in the ass or what?

Yes, I fuck you in the ass. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, stop.

Oh,

baby.

Here, you bitch!

I'm sexy!

You're such a bitch!

Come on, blow your nose!

oh oh oh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, the good juice!

Come here.

Sit down.

Come here.

I don't have time.

I can't tell you anything.

Do you want to go now?

No,

I don't have enough time.

Okay, if you have enough time, then come to my friend.

Okay.

See you later.

Can I have a hug?

Hey, what are you doing, Salah?

Are you going to my girlfriend?

No, no. Oh, okay, that's good.

Hey, if you do that, you'll have a future, Salah.

I'd like to have a future.

What is your future?

I don't know.

Oh, it's with my girlfriend.

Thank God.

Come on, sister.

I can smell it.

What?

Such a mess.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on, baby.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That's so cool. Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

um um

Oh yeah.

um oh

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

um

Oh.

um um

Yeah.

Oh

Yeah.