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Oh, it's you.

Yes. Who would have thought?

Well, you, all right?

I've got everything.

Quite expensive, that stuff.

Is Astrid already at home? No, she's probably hanging out with her friends

again. Let her stand there, otherwise you'll bring the kitchen back to me.

Yes, yes. It's always the same.

If you stay here for ten minutes, it'll look like the Russians are marching in.

When is the day today?

I'm pretty tired.

I don't understand where the girl is.

Her mother said she could help me in the kitchen.

Maybe her father should help her.

Well, Astrid, that doesn't look good.

In your last work, you put the French literature quite on the head.

Not Baudelaire was the founder of existentialism, but Sartre. Every fifth

grader would laugh at your work.

I can only recommend you to sit on your pants and learn until your head smokes.

Otherwise, I don't see the slightest chance that you pass the exam.

Well, I think she's having trouble at school.

She's been so absent lately.

Maybe she's just too used to it. For example, she comes home every evening

later.

She goes around with boys, only thinking about disco and fashion, instead of

sitting at home and learning.

I mean... You know what?

I like to work, too, but I have to get back to work. That gives me an idea.

What idea?

Aha.

Listen, I have to get ready for dinner. And I have a huge thing in my pants.

I'm in love with you.

Er ist bereit.

Verblas ihn jetzt.

Nimm ihn richtig hart an.

I want to put you on the kitchen table.

Careful,

the tomatoes.

Mm-hmm

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Do you have problems?

Yes.

It's about school, isn't it? Listen, I think I can help you.

He might give you a tutoring class.

I'll call him.

Hello, this is Sylvia. Can I talk to Raleigh?

I have a friend who has difficulties in school, and maybe the professor can give

her help.

Hello, Raleigh. This is Sylvia. My friend needs your help here. Can you

come by?

Ah, I knew I could rely on you, Raleigh. You're my darling.

Wonderful. Then we'll see you soon.

Ciao.

Watch out, Cherie.

I've explained to the professor your situation.

He will visit us soon and then you can talk to him about your problems in

peace. Believe me, everything will be fine.

Yes. Thank you, Sylvia.

And now don't worry anymore.

Hmm?

You always smear the rosette on me.

I want to fuck you up now.

Oh, Sylvia. So horny.

Horny, rotten woman.

No.

You're not well, are you? Yes, I'm really bad. As it looks so far, I won't

be able to do the exam.

I can't even think about what my parents will say.

Don't worry, we'll get it done.

I hope so.

We'll meet twice or three times a week within the next six months. You can't

imagine what I'll do for exams.

We'll do it.

I think it's great that you want to help me, Professor.

Oh, now you've gotten to know each other.

Now it's going to be cosy.

That's a real day of celebration.

Thank you.

Oh, I know that stuff. That goes into the bones.

It's only for special occasions.

You're slowly getting color again.

Come a little over.

So?

Tell me, Raleigh, we haven't seen each other in ages.

How are you, Sansa?

Let me try that stuff.

Hey, you're making me look good.

Cheers.

You know, Astrid, no guy has ever fooled me like our dear Herr Professor here.

Did you also have tutoring?

When you were in my apartment, I had a wet hair.

He always laid the whole female teacher-colleague flat.

You're hanging.

Ich bin jetzt bereit die alten Zeiten wieder aufleben zu lassen.

If I teach you how I'm going to fuck you right away, then it'll work.

Yeah, baby, so it's good. Rat mich ein bisschen.

Schieb ihn dir rein bis zum Anschlag.

No.

I have to tell you something.

It's best if you come by right away. The teacher is great. The one who got me

Sylvia.

Yes.

See you soon.

Hello, Astrid. Hi.

And then this teacher came.

Super! A crazy guy. I almost fell into oblivion.

Sorry. Do I look?

Don't argue.

There's enough for everyone.

My friend Silvia sent me a great assistant teacher.

A professor.

He's coming by this afternoon.

Yes, of course you can come.

Best after school.

Okay, see you.

Hello, Astrid.

Ah, I see you're busy.

Very nice.

Ah, we can start right away.

We're writing a dictation today.

I brought you an interesting book.

You'll definitely like the content.

So, listen closely.

There are moments in human life in which we only look at what we call instinct in

animals. You should not look at me, but write.

Yes, Professor.

Keep writing. What we call instinct in animals.

In short, Belinda, I withdrew.

Everything came down.

Astrid, I would like to ask you to concentrate a little more.

Otherwise, this will never work with an exam, okay?

By God,

ein Mädchen.

Meiner treu. Ich wollte, ich hätte einen Durchsuchungsbefehl für ihr gemacht.

Hätte einen Durchsuchungsbefehl für ihr gemacht.

Er lachte alleine über seinen kümmerlichen Witz. Über seinen

kümmerlichen Witz.

Der schwarze Paul hingegen schnallte, als koste er in Gedanken ein erlesenes

Mal.

Als koste er in Gedanken ein erlesenes Mal.

What's going on now?

I think I'm going to get a hairspray here.

So... Oh, that's how it is.

Now we're probably getting to the core of our tutoring class.

Almost, Professor.

Well then.

Hmm. Hmm.

No.

I think you should introduce all your girlfriends to me, Astrid.

What?

No.

No.

Wow.

Mademoiselle, I have a letter for you.

Isabel, this is Astrid. I have an idea.

The professor has a birthday today. I want to surprise him.

Call the others.

. . . .

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

um um

No.

No.

Namaste.

Ah.

Oh.

No. No.

No.

Oh, no.

No. No.

Oh.

No. No.

No.

Huh?