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You know what? I think you're going to go have dinner alone at your mother's tomorrow

evening. What ? And why? What is I'm going to tell him, now, to my

mother? Nothing, I'm exhausted and I have some tired of doing things every morning

school, running home from work.

I want to read a good book in my bath.

We're going back tomorrow, come on. All right.

Are you joining me?

Now I'm going to see if it would have lying comfortably if the door is closed.

Come on, let's go.

C

is

good there.

It's a surprise.

Oh yeah? It's what ? You will see, I take you something

leaves.

The mansion of love proposes to the couple to learn to become better

lovers. Training is provided by renowned sexologists and former

porn actresses.

The course is full board with rooms for couples or dormitories

mixed where students will have to put practice their duties.

Our training is not theoretical but focused on practice, i.e.

sexual positions, techniques caress. We offer a variety of

course, understand the different woman's orgasms, finding her point

G for women or P for men, playing longer, the techniques of

Caresa. What is Caresa? Perfecting cunnilingus

blowjobs, how to de-stress your anus for better sodomy, how

tie up your partner with sheets, sadism and masochism, domination and

submission, binding and discipline, spanking pleasure, for men and

women.

That’s crazy! Really people who make...

Okay, here is the program rejoicing, listen carefully.

Saturday 9:30 a.m., 10 a.m., meeting with the speakers. From 10 a.m. to 12 p.m., workshop

level 1 for women.

Masturbating and understanding your body. Or, for men, learn to

penetrate a woman without an erection.

No, wait, wait, it's a joke, holy shit. We made 200 strips

to take sex lessons, that's it ? Oh, it's a joke.

But no.

But no, but no.

No, but have you become stupid or what? Oh ! No but wait, it's just

ridiculous.

No but do it like this, do it like this this, buy this to use like that.

No but oh, who do they take us for? there? And then I hope it worked for you

cost a fortune, because it's exactly what we need.

Throw money down the drain, oh my God! I don't stay a minute

more there.

So I hope they will pay back, because I blow it all in

the barrack.

Did you understand me? Sir, I know everything, what do you know about it?

In vaginal and clitoral orgasms.

It's not with your magic wand.

No, but you know what? Me, I know this that doesn't fit in your body. Me, I know

what's wrong with your body, you asshole.

I know what's wrong with you body. I'll teach you a good ending

for all.

Your problem, I will solve it for you.

Stay like that.

You little... I'll give you some, me, machine lessons.

Do you want the course? You want the course of...

That's what they wanted.

Shut up.

Wait, you'll see.

Look at. Look at.

There, in your song.

Don't worry.

Don't worry, bitch.

Come like this.

Open that slutty bottom.

See, that’s it, right? You run from enjoyment, there. Shitty theory.

From your stupid magazines.

Like that, there. What do you look like there? A small

whore. A little whore.

Have you been asking me forever? You are frigid? Are you simulating? Oh no.

It's just, sometimes I feel stuff, but I don't know if it's

horrors or not.

And then I imagine that I am taught to do incredible things.

To give fantastic blowjobs.

You're not going to complain, right? It would be good.

No.

No, because it remains a scam, your thing.

You still realize that this Have we been together for 5 years? J

'only now learn that the woman I love, the mother of my child,

lies to me.

She's just pretending.

But if you lie there, you lie all the time time.

Eh oh, you're not responsible for my orgasms.

Oh well yes.

Oh no, but it's not you.

I love the way you make me love. It's just between me

and me and... Then I'm not going to reproach me for being interested in that, when

same.

Listen, no, because your thing, there, it's shame.

So, well, I'm not coming back in there, but I'll let you do your

course bullshit, there, if there is no of guy in it.

But me, well, I'm not moving from there.

Get on that mat.

We pick up where we left off.

You gently caress your skin. You barely touch it.

Above all, treat yourself.

Tickle yourself.

It is necessary to condition everything of your body.

Go to your inner thighs.

There you go, get back up on your chest.

Do you feel how hot it is? That's it ? I try, but

I don't feel anything, in fact, about the breasts. I can't do it. I don't know

how to do it.

You need to find the area that is heterogeneous.

The whole body can be.

Caress yourself everywhere.

Don't hesitate to fantasize.

To think is not to deceive.

We all have unspeakable fantasies.

You can go down inside your thighs and start caressing

the clitoris.

The clitoris is the exact equivalent of penis.

It is the same size, even if one part is internal and surrounds the vagina.

It has a glans, a foreskin and a frenulum.

If the touch of your fingers hurts you at ease, there are sex toys, serve

-YOU. And above all...

Don't hesitate to put a lot of lubricant.

You turn it on here, and there you can adjust the unit.

You should put a dab of lubricant.

Now you can caress your vulva, your clitoris, and even the

inside your vagina.

Try to find your G-spot.

A small rounded and grainy part on the interior wall.

Not all women are there receptive at first.

If you don't feel anything, don't don't worry.

Excuse me, can I allow you to go pee, if you

please? I don't think that's it.

Relax, carry on masturbate without fear that your

pleasure wets the carpet.

Stop.

Let yourself go.

So.

Continue. Go for it.

You feel inside.

It's lubricated.

So. Massage yourself.

Continue to caress your breasts.

There you go, right there.

That's your G-spot.

This is your G-spot, yes.

At the pace you want.

So.

You felt the

spasm? But I'm gentle.

It's clitoral, vaginal.

In fact, we stimulated both.

But you surely felt more clitoral orgasm.

Because the vaginal is more diffuse, as I explained to you.

Is that all? But yes. And you think that I could reproduce it at home?

Yes. Without your know-how? Of course.

It will take some practice. I don't have never experienced something so

intense. It will come.

Ah! So tell.

What ? Well, your orgasms are working ? It's okay, we can go home

? Hello ? An answer, anything? Well, what do you want

what am I telling you? Yeah.

Listen, you're going to masturbate with your friends and then you have nothing to say.

Well, I don't say that stuff.

No but you know, how we make love together, that means we share

stuff, you see.

The more we talk, the more it works normally. So one thing too

important than that, you're not going to keep.

And how do I tell you this? Okay well I was from the middle of all these

women, it was very strange, I was all naked and I was always trying to

know what they were doing to see if there were things I didn't know

not do.

I had trouble doing anything, I'm not an exhibitionist.

I took a sex toy and there is the teacher who came to help me.

And she gave me an orgasm.

But is your teacher a lesbian? But no, are you stupid or what? No way.

She did incredible things to me, she squared the inside of my skirt,

right on the edge and at the same time she squared my clitoris.

I've never smelled anything like that.

Because you're saying that you never felt that way with me.

Attends.

I have already felt your orgasms. I I'm sorry.

I didn't invent them. You wanted What ? That I fuck my fingers too?

I don't understand there.

Do you think that my cock and my fingers, we can't do the same thing? Because

what are you trying to tell me say, there? Are you telling me that

I'm a bad guy, actually.

Or maybe you're a big girl dyke.

I will say, in both cases, we have a problem, I'll let you know.

Not at all, she did this for me, otherwise, because I couldn't do it.

I'm not mine.

Listen, you tell me she made you enjoy. So, if you can play with it

women, but you can't playing with men, me, I am

sorry. You are a lesbian, even if you don't know.

Stop with your bullshit, you're nothing.

Stop this stupid conversation.

What did you do today?

Yes, nothing special.

I read.

I worked a little too.

And you taught my mother to know how will it go? Yes.

When the number was busier, I failed to get it.

Okay, look, it's late.

Me, I'm starting to break down.

When do we ride? Well, at how many hours? We'll have lunch

to Frodizek.

To Frodizek.

There are still growing camps.

Maybe we'll eat oysters at chocolate, then.

Are you doing it on purpose or what? Listen, excuse me for preferring a good piece

beef, very juicy, with potatoes sautéed.

It's not easy, really.

You know that really, your ideas weekend, it's special, all the same.

Okay, she was ready, shall we go? Yes.

And the next lesson, what is it? subject?

Threesome.

Or maybe the meal is going so be an aphrodisiac that we are going to start

orgy all together.

You know, I'll tell you something.

You're not going to hit everyone under the pretext that these are courses.

That, I warn you.

Well, the principle of lunch was not to not burden your kidneys, your liver, your

intestines. So normally, no one has no rudder.

I'll explain the rules to you a little. basic.

You are going to go as a couple in cabins.

Each couple will have a teacher particular to guide him in this

moment of deep intimacy where everyone will give a gift to the other.

Do we have to swallow the sperm after lunch? No, you don't

do only what makes you happy.

Okay, don't worry. The others students are also in boxes with

teachers, learning as you.

Antoine, we will start with you.

I will ask you to endow your pants and your boxer shorts and you

get on all fours on this table.

A doggy style.

But it's for girls, doggy style.

Do you trust me?

Florence, I'm going to ask you to observe my every move.

If you are comfortable, do not hesitate to participate.

Now if you're not, you can you just observe, well

sure.

Above all, I want you to see the your husband's reactions.

All right ? It might surprise you a little bit.

Did you see your question too?

Climb it.

Butt towards me, of course.

On the elbows, on the hands, like you feel it. Above all, relax.

hum

Oh yes, well done.

You'll have to take care of your wife now it's give and take.

No, but I know how to do that. You don't worry, my wife doesn't have to

complain on that side.

You will have to show the extent of your heels now.

It's about getting your wife to play.

Help me.

You're dressed there.

Start to caress his body.

Don't hesitate to kiss him too, eh. She's your wife.

Increase the delirium.

Look. This is not the best point of view of your wife? Get started

to caress.

With.

We relax.

So.

We

going

go play with her clitoris.

Suck it like candy.

Antoine, you have to vary the pleasures.

Return to her clit.

With the tip of your tongue.

The tip of your tongue. So.

Just by pulling the little cap.

Alright.

How do you like it ? Penetrate her with your language.

So.

Don't hesitate to eat all of it sex.

There you go, a finger or two.

There you go, slowly, slowly.

Florence, you feel like you have felt this morning?

Do you smell? Slowly, it's like a melody.

One finger, then the other.

You can also stimulate his anus, his clitoris.

There you go, give up.

Surrender to the caresses of your husband.

If you go back a little, you feel a point.

Do you find it? There you go, you feel it your wife's reaction.

You feel how it lubricates, how does it contract? Go for it.

Stimulate her clitoris.

Go for it.

Play it in your mouth.

You felt the pleasure of your women ?

Sarah has a fever of 39.

Inhale the fingers, fresh, fine and facts.

I call emergency medical services. Your mom.

Let us go.

That wouldn't stay, my daughter.

For once, I'm easy with you. That we are not bored, that we can

send it back into the air royally.

I stay here.

Especially for a problem that your mother can sort it out on its own.

It's nice, isn't it? Besides, you paid this stay a fortune.

Let me tell you, we're going to kill her.

And then, it's a gift for me.

So, I'm not leaving until the end of the last lesson.

Besides, speaking of classes, what beauty do we have for

tomorrow? Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Oh, tomorrow we watch movies porn.

So. Do you realize? With you, my darling, porn movies. So that, I

don't miss this. I tell you.

You're really selfish. She's your daughter, anyway.

If you are a porno, you can watch house, but there is no need to be

there for that.

There he moves.

No, no, no.

Not even in a dream.

There, if you want to go back, you can't not miss. I have the keys to the

car, I don't care.

Wait, it's falling all over the place. You're not going to make me miss this.

No, no,

no. Tomorrow, we will perhaps do some crazy stuff.

No, no, no, you stay there.

You stay there.

Tomorrow we're going to do crazy things.

I don't know if it's really aphrodisiac their diet, but their

fruits are not gross.

THANKS.

Oh...

Thank you.

Even if Sarah's fever has a little down, please don't tell me

'we're going to have the chromosome.

Who cares, Antoine.

Anyway, I'm exhausted, I don't have didn't close your eyes.

Don't put your daughter's cold on the carpet, please. We are here, we are there

go.

Have you found sensors on your chairs.

I will ask you to keep your bathrobes and place them on your

genitals.

Gentlemen, make sure it sticks well, please.

I'm going to show you films that don't do not necessarily correspond to your

sexuality is voluntary.

Take a good look at all the images indistinctly.

Well, tell me who you liked or not and why.

I find that two women enter They are very pretty to see.

A man and a woman are the same, It’s exciting and everything.

But when I see the fags among themselves, It doesn't excite me at all.

Homophobic remarks are okay, we no longer in the Middle Ages.

Okay, okay, okay, that's okay.

Your brains are saying something, your thoughts, but the sensors said something else

thing.

Gentlemen, rest assured, you have no reacted only to images that correspond to

your sexuality.

That is to say, heterosexuals reacted to heterosexual images and

homosexuals with homosexual images.

None reacted to the monkeys.

Ladies on the other hand, you reacted to everything you saw.

This confirms a study carried out by a American university which says that all

women react to all explicit images.

Even the monkeys.

You can come and see the graph then if you don't believe me.

You put a finger in your vagina, you will see.

All this to say that you like X, you shouldn't deprive yourself.

If a day has been long, what libido is at half mast, we go there, we look

a porn film. Don't hesitate.

Excuse me, it is possible to replace the sodomy course by something else?

Of course, there were still places in progress swinging. Is it with you? No, me

It's sodomy, it's with Andrea.

But you won't be disappointed, do me trust.

Are we alone, Yacine? Yes, but it is not no big deal. Sit on the sofa.

I'll start with your wife.

THANKS.

So.

So.

THANKS.

Oh, that’s beautiful.

Oh, that’s beautiful.

Oh,

that’s beautiful.

We're being fucked up.

So, are you coming? Yes, I'm coming.

I can turn it off before I get in the room, please? Yes, my

heart, I'm going to turn it off.

So.

Tac.

Wow!

Ah, that's all.

THANKS.

Oh !

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