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Anya! What the fuck?

Oh my god, I know she's not talking about Tony.

This is your time if he's in the shower.

What's that?

It's your time if he's in the shower. Right? Prime time.

It's like now or never.

Three months I've been dying ever since I fucking seen this guy.

Fucking stupid little bitch. He's not even in the fucking shower right now.

He's in the kitchen and I'm gonna fuck him before you do.

Stupid bitch. I'm gonna go fuck him first.

Hey, Tony.

What's up?

What's up?

Can I talk to you about something?

I told you, I'll give you a ride in a little bit. No, that's not what it's

about. What?

I'm trying to eat.

It's important.

Okay. I heard Anya talking about a picture of your dick.

What? Yeah, apparently she saw your dick and I overheard her.

Saying about how she sent it to her friend. She wants to fuck you really bad

and how she thought you were in the shower But I want to do it first, but

all of a sudden You guys won't have sex with me. Is that what you're just really

fucking hot and I've been wanting to fuck you for a while and she's such a

little slut and talking about She wants to fuck you and I want to do it first.

And she thinks you're in the shower right now. You guys always have this

competition. Listen, I can't fuck either one of you, okay? You guys know I have a

girlfriend. I'm not going to do that. Well, your girlfriend's not in the

kitchen eating pizza right now, is she?

And you're not in the shower. So Anya might have no idea.

You know she's going to try to fuck you.

She's very aggressive, you know.

What are you doing?

You can't be doing this.

She thinks you're in the shower. We have to be quiet.

Where is she at?

She's alone?

I don't know.

Oh my god.

I'm so wet.

get to do it first before that little slut.

She can talk about it all she wants to.

I want to suck it.

I want to put it in my mouth.

Little lollipop.

It feels so fucking good. Oh my god.

Let me put it in my mouth. Let me put it in my mouth.

Let me put it in my mouth.

What's up?

Is the pizza there?

Yeah, the pizza's here.

It's better not have eaten it all.

No, I just... What the fuck are you wearing?

What? I was just hanging out.

Go put some fucking clothes on, you fucking whore.

Oh, shut up. Are you serious right now? Are you serious? This is an everyday

outfit. You're wearing a bra and underwear in front of your fucking

family. Okay, well, you kind of just sounded like a whore. Well, you look

like a whore, so... So, Tony, how's the pizza?

It's good.

What else is?

Yeah, I bet it was delicious, wasn't it?

Yeah, it's really good, actually. Are you serious?

What are you wearing? You call me a slut and then you say shit like that. What

are you wearing?

Like, seriously.

What are you wearing? Look at.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shorts and a top top. Yeah, you're wearing a fucking slut.

Come on, right. Slut. I'm older than you. Sharky. S-L-U-T.

Okay, so what? I like to fucking suck dick.

So.

You always need to stop. You're always arguing.

Jesus. Get along.

Well, maybe this bitch will put some fucking clothes on.

I can do whatever I want. I can wear whatever I want. I can do whatever I

want. I can fucking do whatever I want. And I just did what you wanted, so...

What did you mean by that?

Nothing.

We're just eating pizza.

I'm not going to fight with you anymore. Go put some clothes on. Stop being a

slut. Okay, whatever.

Whatever. You're just a fucking bitch.

Slut.

Hi, Mira.

Hi, baby.

Hey, you.

Thought maybe you'd want a drink.

Yes, I'm good. I love you.

I wanted to talk to you about the whole situation yesterday with your sister.

And you guys are always, like, at each other's throat.

Well, that's because she's just a bitch. She's, you know, 18-year-old, thinks she

knows everything, top of the world kind of thing.

Yeah,

but, you know, you guys are sisters.

You guys are sisters, and should I let, like, situations...

I don't know, like, you, like, hurt her, like, calling me a slut, like, telling

me to, like... I don't think you're a slut. I actually, you know, I think you

look hot in your outfit.

Really hot, actually.

Were you really talking about my dick?

To your friends?

Oh my gosh.

She told me that she heard you say it, man. Okay, I did.

I did.

But, I don't know, like, I saw you, like, in the shower the other day, and,

I don't know, like, ever since, I'm like, I don't know.

I was right.

It's big.

Thanks.

I love you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Don't start.

Don't start.

Don't fucking... Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna fucking come with you.

Come.

Fuck, I think your sister's coming.

Anya!

My little secret, okay?

I promise.

Oh, did you?

Dig.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking nice. Like, that's so big.

I know.

Well, I mean, I guess since you admitted doing that, I should probably tell you.

We fucked around in the kitchen.

Are you serious? What? When?

When did that happen?

Yesterday.

Remember,

we were waiting for pizza.

Stop. No, that did not happen.

Yeah, he fingered me on the table and then you came in for pizza.

Okay, well, I don't even fucking care because I totally sucked his dick until

he came into my mouth the other day by the pool. Tony's mine.

No, he's not.

Tony fucking wants me. I have a tighter pussy.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Okay, please, please.

Tony wants me. He doesn't want you.

So why did I? He let, he fucking fingered you in the kitchen and came

after me.

Really? Like, obviously, like, if he liked you that much, you know, he

wouldn't try to, like... You fuck, like, 20 guys. No, whatever.

You do. No, I don't. You're a fucking whore. Okay, I'm 21. It's fine. I can

fuck 20 guys. You walked in the kitchen in your bra and underwear thinking

you're so cute. Who cares? Oh, my God. It's basically a bathing suit. Please.

So? You're the one. You're fucking... Look at this. Look at this. So? I look

cute as fuck. I look cute as fuck.

No, you do not look cute. Yes, I do. Tony does not want that.

Oh, really?

Because he seemed like you pretty fucking loved it. Right.

Well, we'll just have to ask him. Okay, let's see.

Tony! Baby!

Tony! I have a question. Come here, babe. Come here.

No, shut up. Shut up.

Stop.

I promise it's going to be me. My pussy is tighter than yours. No, no way. Fuck

you. Baby, come here.

Come here. What? Come on. What's going on?

Let me see.

So we have, um... We have a little fucking problem. Yeah.

Like a big fucking problem.

Look, I'm trying to organize all my stuff... She sucked your dick outside by

the pool?

After you fingered me in the kitchen, really?

Don't even fu- Are you serious right now? Stop. I didn't do any of that. I

don't know what she was talking about.

Fucking tell her the truth.

Tell her you fucking are better.

Whose tongue is better?

Whose pussy is tighter?

He didn't even want to touch your pussy.

Are you fucking serious? Stop.

you fucking did that I love you both equally just in different ways listen

don't look at me like that no this is

fucking bullshit what what did I do you guys both came on to me

no no I was just in asleep Came in by the pool. Me fucking come out trying to

get me drunk and shit. Well, I heard you trying to fucking fuck him on the phone.

Yeah. You knew I was singing dick pics.

Who got to him first? Not you.

Well, sorry.

I like to be a little more conservative.

Oh, do you? That's why you walk around looking like a little slut, huh? Right,

right. Listen, you guys need to stop this. My boobs look good, huh?

No. Don't they, Tony?

You like them.

Don't fucking look at her.

Don't fucking kiss him.

Stop.

Tell her you like me better.

No.

Looking a little lonely over there

You said you suck dick better than you prove it, bitch.

Who sucks it better?

I don't know.

Get the fuck off of it.

You guys both suck it great.

Don't touch my dick.

Come on. You can share.

You guys need to learn how to share.

Fucking better spit all over it since you can't make such a great head.

Go all the way fucking down.

You fucking whore.

Take some tips, sis.

Oh, take some tips!

You're both fucking awesome.

That was so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Does that feel good?

That feels great.

I don't know who's better.

Come on, you have to pick one.

I don't know.

We take it to the next step and see.

Why don't you just fuck us both?

Is that fair game, sis?

It's fair game.

I'm gonna fuck him so good, you have no chance.

I have no chance.

Let's see who he's gonna fuck first.

I'm gonna fuck him way harder. He's gonna

love it.

Alright Tony, who do you want to fuck first?

Me or this slut?

I'm thinking of a number in my head from one to ten.

Go ahead.

Three. Five.

She got it right. Are you serious?

Get the fuck out of here. She knows my favorite number.

Bitch.

Thank you.

Stop the sweat.

Say you know how to fuck so good.

You want to scream?

That's so hot. So hot.

I like that.

Shit. Oh shit.

I love that fucking cock.

Ugh.

Let's get on with it.

Uh oh.

She's done, she's dead.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Fucking get on your knees. Get on your fucking knees.

Oh shit.

I still don't know who's better. You're both pretty fucking awesome.

Stop. He totally liked me more. No, he didn't. It's obvious. Are you serious?

I know he liked me more. No.

Bullshit. Tony.

like more?

I think we might need a tiebreaker.

Let's do it again.

Okay I'm down. I'm down for that too.