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Good evening.

Why don't you dance?

Let's dance.

Why don't you dance?

Let's dance.

One damn chicken.

One damn chicken.

Black beer.

Black beer.

One damn chicken.

One damn chicken.

Black beer.

Black beer.

That's me, done for.

That's me,

done for.

I think all works are an investment without any risk, but I think this

painting has a particular style that is different from the others.

I find in it a certain almost childish rebellion, united to a solid

domain of the trade.

Buying the painting now will be a safe investment.

The work of this artist is better paid every day. Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

See you later. See you soon.

Guys, congratulations.

I sold your painting for 90 million.

I broke my incredible record.

You know, you could have asked for 100 million for her.

Don't worry.

He sold her to a very important man.

It's the best decision of all.

Okay.

I appreciate it, dear.

You're the best of all.

Thank you.

We'll get very far together.

You'll see.

You're so pretty today.

You're beautiful.

Thank you.

Shall we eat together?

Yes.

Hola. Hola, Clara.

Hola, Giorgio.

¿Ocurre algo, guapo?

Pues que tengo una cita con Ana.

¿Ana?

¿Esta noche?

Sí.

Llego tarde.

Vale, no llegues tarde.

Vale. No, ya festejaremos mañana.

Adiós. Un beso.

Cabrón. Estará con esa puta.

Thank you.

Oh.

What a taste!

Ah, si.

Oh, she came. She came.

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes!

Oh, how nice it is!

Oh, yes!

Yes, let's go.

That's it. Come on, darling.

Let me in. Let me

in.

See you.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

that's

good.

Oh, sí.

Oh,

sí.

Mwah!

No sé si lo que dices es cierto.

Ah, claro que sí, tonta. Pero yo se lo dije a él porque no estaba de acuerdo en

todas esas coyunturas. Bueno, desde luego.

Sí, fue increíble, de verdad.

Se me hinchó el dedo. Sí, no me lo puedo creer. Sí, mi padre me decía, no lo

sigas haciendo, no lo hagas. Pero ya sabes, siempre tengo que hacerme pajas.

Buenos días, ¿qué desea?

Hola, tráigame un zumo de naranja y un yogur.

Enseguida. Gracias.

Here you go. Enjoy.

Thank you very much.

Now I'm unbeatable!

Why don't you dance Why don't you dance Let's dance Let's

dance Why don't you dance Why don't you dance Let's dance

Let's dance

When does it end?

When does it end?

When does it end?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Seriously?

I see, I see.

Hello. Hello.

I want to buy a new perfume. I don't know, something more sexy.

Yes, that's fine.

Let's see how it goes.

Wait.

Look, this is new.

oh

Wario. Wario.

Wario.

Wario.

Wario.

Oh, I know.

Thank you.

What was that?

Oh, wow.

Oh. Oh.

Oh sweet.

Oh sweet.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

I swear to...

Hey.

Oh.

Are you all right, ma'am? Yes, thank you.

I'll take it.

Very well.

So, see you tonight.

Yes, did you like it?

Tell me. And then, you know... Did we smoke a joint?

I went to the cinema with that guy and he told me, look at that X movie.

That's from... Yes, yes.

Hello,

police officer.

I'm in the Devil Blue and here are some guys smoking porros.

Everyone stand up, police!

Everyone up!

Let's go!

Let's go! Stand up! You!

Quiet!

I told you to move!

Let's see.

Come on!

Open your legs.

Stay still, okay?

You're very good.

Yes.

What are

you

doing?

We're catching you.

I know.

Okay.

Yes. Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Oh.

Oh, God.

oh

oh oh

The exhibition is a success.

We have received support from all kinds of public and private institutions.

Thank you for coming.

Mr. Mazzini, I don't know how to thank you.

I'm truly honored to have presented your work in my gallery.

It's been a pleasure.

Well, Clara, I'll leave you with Mr.

Mazzini. There are some clients I must see. If you'll excuse me... It's fine.

See you later. It's been a pleasure.

I'm delighted.

Likewise.

Would you like something to drink?

Oh, of course.

Here. I want to talk to you about something serious.

Of course.

Tell me.

Well, I wanted to know if you would attend the exhibition in New York.

Tell me.

Well, I don't know.

Because... the demand for your work is constantly rising and this is an unusual

event. The public...

You don't always recognize an artist right away.

Yes, that's true.

And that makes me very happy.

I would like to continue receiving your works in my gallery.

I'm sure they would be very successful.

It would be an honor to contribute.

Of course, but now I have to go.

Well, okay.

The painting is beautiful.

I'm very happy with how it turned out. Hello, how are you? Hello, good evening.

This is my representative.

Nice to meet you, how are you? Nice to meet you too.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Well, how are you? Do you like my painting? Yes, I like it very much.

Thank you.

So...

I'm sorry.

Oops.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

oh oh

Hmm.

oh oh

oh oh

I'm assuming.

Mm-hmm.

What's this?

Oh!

Dear... I want to ask you for forgiveness.

I'll wait.

Do you like that?

I love it.

I'm glad.

Okay.

But what are you doing?

Where are you going?

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

This is awesome.

Hello everyone, this is the sexual channel and we do everything live

Buenas tardes, este es el canal sexual después de la publicidad les

presentaremos la película ábreme en canal y dime que me quieres con la

participación especial de nuestra nueva estrella clara

¿Tienes ganas? Por supuesto, nena.

No, ¿y el condón?

Oye, oye, nena, eso es una mariconada.

Si tienes ganas, no olvides ganas.

¡Corten!

¿Cómo ha estado?

Muy bien.

Gracias. Muy bien, Clara.

Hasta luego. Adiós.

Adios.

See you again.

Yes, now it's better.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, sweet.

Oh, see.

Hello everybody out there. This is channel sex.

We are live on the air.

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