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Relax. You're so tense.

What's wrong?

Living at home too long, I guess.

Oh.

Yeah, right there.

We'll rub this all out.

I think I just need to get out on my own.

I'm going to go to school upstate next fall.

What are you going to study?

You know, whatever.

So what's the problem?

My evil stepmother, mostly.

You know, Mick, when you have a big house, if you don't like living there,

it's not even worth it. Doesn't matter how rich you are.

I wish I had your problems.

That feels really good.

Just wait till I roll you over.

You have the best hands.

They're all yours, Bonnie.

At least for the next half hour.

Patient, my dear.

Gotta loosen you up first.

How's that?

Nice.

You feeling better?

Almost.

I can't take it much longer.

Bring that over here.

Alright. Alright.

Hey, Mick.

What is it, Tony? I'll be out.

Sorry, but Kate's here.

Jeez, what's she doing here today?

It's my time off already.

Oh, God.

Tony, tell her I'll be out in one minute.

Sweetheart, I'm sorry. We're gonna have to pick this back up.

Who's Kate?

She's a facialist here at the salon, and she also happens to be my roommate.

She's not totally cool with me being a masseur.

Where is she? She's in the lobby. I told her you were with a client, but she

seemed a little PO'd. All right, well, thanks for warning me anyway.

Look, you better hurry and get Bonnie in here. Her stepmother's due in 20

minutes.

Just escort her out the back for me.

She's going to be out in a minute.

Hey, what are you doing? I thought you were off today. I am, but my roommate

flaked on leaving the rent check on the table before he left again.

Sorry, I'll write you one right now.

Why is your face all red and sweaty?

You know, the air conditioner is a little hot in that room.

Why don't you grab a seat?

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Have any special plans today?

I wish I had a day off.

No, I had to study this morning, and I tidied up the apartment.

Yeah, that's great.

Oh, I have class tonight, too, so you're on your own with dinner.

Is there anything in the fridge?

Nope. Want to get some lunch? I can't. I have a client in a few minutes, and then

I've got to go over to the bank to see about that loan.

You're going through with it, huh? Well, I have to if I want to get my own spa.

Yeah, but why?

I want to be the boss.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to run these places?

You have no idea.

It's a stupid idea.

This place is probably as good as it gets.

Why do you think I'm taking psychology classes at night for anyway? My health?

You think I want to spend the rest of my life working here?

Come on.

At least this place is reputable.

But it's different for me. I love what I'm doing here.

And besides, I want to open up my own massage and spa.

Hello, Mrs. Wallace. You're a little early.

Just a few minutes, and you can call me Lauren, Mick.

See you later.

All right, Lauren. Well, how are you?

I'll be doing fine just as soon as you're done with me.

Why don't you just head upstairs to the third room on the left, and I'll meet

you out there right after you've changed.

Good afternoon, Lauren.

You look absolutely radiant today.

Thanks, Tony.

All right, you.

What was going on up there with you and Bonnie?

Do your usual tricks, I see?

I can smell it.

Smell it? What are you talking about?

You know me better than that.

That's exactly what I mean.

No, wait.

Never mind. I don't even want to know.

Good. It's probably better if you don't.

Nick, I run one of the best spas in town, and I'm not going to have you

getting us in any trouble.

Give me a break, Tony.

You and I both know how much clientele I've brought you, and we both know why

they keep coming back.

So you just keep looking the other way, pretending like you don't know any

better. Listen, I know Ms. Wallace has her eye on you, and I have a pretty good

idea of what she's expecting when you go out there.

Don't be dumb, Tony.

You and I both know what she's expecting.

And I also understand the need of her clients, which is why they keep coming

back to us time and time again. So, of course, I'm willing to look the other

way on occasion.

It's a good thing.

What I don't understand is why you booked a woman and her...

stepdaughter 30 minutes apart when I know that you know that I know that

you're sleeping with both of them?

Relax, Tony.

You and I know that.

But they don't know that.

And the customer's always right.

Right?

Sorry, Lauren. I thought you were ready.

That's right. It's not like you haven't seen him before, Mick. Come in here.

Get in here. I'm in a hurry.

What's your rush? You've already paid for the whole hour, Lauren.

I know, but I want you. Oh, I see.

Come on, take these off. All right, why don't you just let me rub you down

first, okay?

You can do that later. Today I want to start with the good stuff.

Come here.

Nice.

You're good.

Worth every penny.

Well, thank you for saying so.

Sorry I couldn't wait till after the massage.

Sometimes all that foreplay gets in the way. Now I can relax without any

distractions.

Wish I had a cigarette.

You know those things will kill you.

So is the girl with you in the lobby.

That's my roommate, Kate.

Really?

Nice looking girl.

Must be rough living together.

Nah, we're just friends.

That's no fun.

What's the matter? Not your type?

It's not that. It's just I don't ever really picture myself settling down.

I never would have paid you for the marrying type anyways.

Well, thanks for saying so.

Besides, marriage isn't easy.

Sometimes it's a real pain in the ass.

We'll have to rub that one out for you.

So, does she know what really goes on in here?

Well, Kate's no dummy. I try and keep it from her as much as possible, but

unfortunately, she works here also.

It's not your fault you happen to be the best masseur in town. Oh, it's a

thankless job, Lauren.

Not always, but naturally there has to be some give and take.

Naturally.

So do you have any plans for anything greater?

Well, I would like to open a spa of my own someday, but I'm having a terrible

time getting a loan. Although I do have an appointment at a bank this afternoon.

Your own spa?

Mm-hmm.

My own place with my own logo.

My own employees that I train especially.

Music and special lotions. It would be the five senses massage.

Sounds nice. How much are we talking here?

Well, let's just say it's going to be an investment.

Tell you what.

My husband's an investment banker, you know.

He is?

Of course.

I always marry bankers.

See what I can do.

What time is it? It's late.

You should go to bed.

Only if you'd tuck me in.

I'll get a blanket. You can sleep here.

You like that?

Doesn't anybody give you a massage when you need it?

No.

Never.

Here.

How'd it go at the bank?

They said no.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it when I said it was a bad idea.

You know I think you're brilliant, don't you?

What are you doing up so late?

I, uh, fell asleep in front of the TV.

We should go to bed. We have to be in early tomorrow.

How was class?

It was interesting.

Did you have something to eat?

Yeah, I did.

Thanks. Somebody has to look out after you.

Now go to bed.

I'll see you in the morning.

Come in.

Get a phone call.

I'll be right there.

This is Nick.

I did it.

Did what?

Who is this?

It's Lauren.

Hello, Lauren.

I arranged a meeting for you.

A meeting?

With my husband.

That's great. What did he say?

He's interested. In fact, he's willing to meet with you this afternoon.

I can't believe it.

That's fantastic.

I don't know what to say, Lauren.

Thank you.

Are you ready?

He's only going to give you about 10 minutes today.

I'm ready.

Well, good luck.

You can show your appreciation for me later.

Tony, I've got to get someone to cover for me. I've got a meeting this

afternoon.

What? There's no one who can cover for you.

All I have is Swedish this afternoon.

I don't have any shiatsu until this evening. I just got one of the other

masseuses to cover for me. You can't just stop and leave. You work here.

I'll be back.

It's okay.

Wish me luck.

What for?

What else do we got?

Not interested.

Uh-huh.

Well, tell them that they're serious and ready to make a deal. I'm listening.

Hi, I'm McCurtis. I'm here to see Mr. Wallace.

Hi, come in.

Commitment? I don't even know what the word means.

Can I help you?

Excuse me, Mr. Wallace. This is McCurtis. He's a masseur. Says he has an

appointment.

Your wife told me to come and see you.

Oh, right, Mick.

Come in, sit down.

Thanks.

Can I get you anything?

No, thanks.

So, Lauren tells me you want to open a spa of your own.

Says you're pretty good.

I'd like to think so.

Have you ever been to one?

Me?

I'd feel funny having some guy rub oil all over me.

Call me old-fashioned.

We have some amazing female masseuses.

You wouldn't be disappointed.

Oh, yeah?

You know, I do get a little stiff around here sometimes.

What do you mean I have to move out?

They're renovating the entire building.

It's just for a few weeks, Catherine. A few weeks? How inconvenient can you get?

You know, I'm not going to be living out of a suitcase, Dean.

Can we talk about this later?

I'm sort of in a meeting right now.

Well, hello, Mick. What brings you here?

Probably the same thing as you, Catherine. I'm searching for a

benefactor. You two met?

Yeah, I used to be a client of his.

Uh, Mick, will you excuse us for a moment? Do you mind waiting outside?

No, not at all.

Good to see you again, Catherine.

You been to this guy's spa?

One of them. He's the best monsieur in town.

I used to see him twice a week.

When was this?

Before you, darling.

What's he doing here, anyway?

He wants to start his own spa.

Needs an investor.

You should let him. The man's a genius.

People love his work. He's got great hands.

And you know what? You could use a good massage every now and then.

What kind of a guy wants to be a masseur anyway?

Is he a fairy or something?

I hardly think so.

But, you know, then again, he might be. I don't know. Maybe he is. Yeah, that's

what I thought.

Look, I'll see what I can do about the penthouse, okay, baby?

I thought you wanted it remodeled.

I do, but not when I'm living in it.

Can't they do it when we go away to Greece or something?

I'll work it out.

Listen, I've got a really busy day ahead of me. Call you later?

All right.

Sorry I barged in.

No, that's okay.

I'll see you tonight.

Oh, Meg, listen. Call me tomorrow.

We'll work something out.

Sounds interesting.

Really? Yeah.

We'll go through it and discuss the particulars.

I'll have Marie draw up some of the paperwork.

Hello, Marie.

Get Louis Patterson on the phone for me at Mutual Benefit.

So, Catherine, hanging with the big boys now, huh?

Piss off, Mick. I just did you a favor in there.

I told him you were brilliant.

He gives you the money, it will only be because of me.

He does whatever I tell him. I'm sure he does.

Of course, his wife put in a good word for me also.

Oh. That's rich.

Does she get any other special privileges like some other clients I

know? Used to know.

Why don't you come and see me anymore?

I've been too busy. What with the penthouse and the palisades, the tennis

clubs, all the cars.

And then there's all those brunches. Not to mention all the time you must take

shopping with all of his money.

It's got to be rough.

Yeah, well, being Dean Wallace's mistress does have its perks. I'm sure.

If it didn't, you wouldn't still be sticking around.

You know what, Mick? You're looking really well.

I'll come see you at your new spa when it opens. You can thank me personally.

Right after I thank Mrs. Wallace, I'm sure.

Hi, Catherine.

Good to see you again, Catherine.

Kate, what are you doing here? I thought you'd be at work.

I had a cancellation.

I have to be back at three.

What are you so excited about?

It's great. The investor?

It's great news.

Slow down.

Who are we talking about here?

Dean Wallace, the investment banker. He's interested in my spot. Can't

believe it. This is the break we've been waiting for.

You've been waiting for?

What's wrong?

I'm happy for you, Mick.

Really, I am.

I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Hurt? What are you talking about?

Well, we both know how unstable that business is.

I don't want to see you get started and suddenly the whole thing ends up falling

apart.

Why would that happen?

Well, what's Tony going to say? Are you taking all of his clients?

Have you thought about that? His clients? They're my clients. Why do you

think he hired me?

I thought you'd be on my side here.

I am.

I am, but I want you to look at this rationally. If for some reason the new

spa doesn't work out, then what?

You'll have burnt your bridge with Tony, and not only will you be out of work,

but you'll probably be in debt to this investor, too.

You don't want that.

I can't believe you're saying this, Kate.

We're supposed to be on the same team here. You know how important this is to

me. I know. I understand.

And I want you to be happy.

I just don't want you to get too disillusioned about this.

Remember, we're in the same profession here.

Disillusioned? I don't even know why I share these things with you.

Nick, where are you going?

What a surprise.

How did you know where I lived?

Well, you always told me when you strike it rich, you were going to move to the

most expensive penthouse in the Palisades.

And here you are.

You remembered.

Can I come in?

I'm a little tense.

Just gonna rub you down.

Grab your clothes.

I miss about you the most.

The melting and the merging afterwards.

When we just become one being.

Sex and massage go hand in hand.

It's just another journey down a mysterious road of love.

It's a lot better than just screwing my brackets.

Of course it is.

The best position.

Allow the maximum contact with the most skin.

Focusing not only on the typical private parts, but also on the zones that are

less practical, like the lips, the breasts, the neck.

Why'd you come here tonight?

Maybe I missed you.

Then why did we stop seeing each other?

Because I was broke.

Oh, you know me too well.

I guess I better get going.

Yeah, I guess you better.

So is it true?

It's what true?

You're leaving me?

That's why you want to meet me here this morning, isn't it?

Have you been talking to Kate?

You know me.

You know I can't stay in one place for too long.

You know I want to have a spa of my own someday.

So when's all this supposed to take place?

As soon as the money's in the bank.

There's an investor coming by today to look at all the details.

He'd like him.

He's your type.

He's filthy rich.

Really? You think so?

Yeah, except he's not gay.

Listen, Tony.

I know how much you hate your job here.

You're not a businessman, and you loathe paperwork.

Maybe you'd come to work for me after we got started. It's going to be great.

God, it's 11.40.

I have an appointment in ten minutes. Are the rooms ready?

No, it's funny.

You've got to be careful with her. It's her dad who's putting up the money.

I mean, Mr. Wallace, Lauren's husband.

Oh, geez.

What if he finds out you're sleeping with his wife and his daughter?

It's his mistress I'm worried about.

What? You're not going to believe who it is.

I ran into her the other night.

It's Catherine. Catherine?

Not her again. She's... Figures that money-hungry bitch.

Nick, you're better off without her.

You should be hooking up with Kate. All right, here we go again.

I mean it. She's a good woman. She believes in you.

You sure about that?

Katherine.

Who'd have thought?

What are the chances of you running into her again?

No. It's just small world.

Good morning.

Hi, Bonnie.

How are you feeling?

So-so. Thank you for seeing me so early today.

It's the only chance I had to slip away.

I know.

Your stepmom's coming by later this afternoon.

What's this about my dad opening a new spa or something?

Yeah, mine.

Mick, the reason I started coming here was to get away from them.

Now they're going to be in the next room.

It's going to be like just being at home, you know?

Relax, Bonnie.

Your father's not going to be coming around here. He thinks we're all gay.

Hey, I heard that.

I only wish.

That's not the point, though. It's my evil stepmother. I can't stand her.

Well, everything here will stay the way it is. Except, I'm not even supposed to

be coming here. She's not supposed to know that. How long do you think this

can go on?

As long as we like.

Just wait until you see the massage I have in store for you at that place.

What do you mean, Mick?

Haven't you been giving me your best? Have you been holding out on me?

Well, my hands have been tied.

Not exactly in an environment free of distractions.

Well, why don't you give me a little example of what you have in store?

Well, I can't because we're in the wrong room.

What's wrong with this room?

Well, everything.

Well, let's just imagine that we're someplace else then, okay?

Deal?

All right.

How much time have you got? If it's good, I'll make time.

All right.

We'll start with the usual strokes to relax the client psychologically.

Warm up the soft tissues.

Then we'll do some stretches

Little

feathering Then

a

bit of kneading

And some pressure strokes Then

we take care of any tension

And then I'll rub the scalp.

Finally, the hands.

Wow. See, this helps calm the client down.

Then we'll start to work on the face.

Of course, I'm not even supposed to talk because touch is an unverbal

communication.

What did you say?

Now we move down the chest.

This is the new part.

It requires touches all over the body.

This is the sexual tension.

See the sexual organs are connected to the abdomen and the pelvis.

Relax the thighs.

And the groin area.

Breathe deeply for me.

It's tingling.

Where?

My stomach.

My thighs.

And between my legs.

Is it warm?

Yeah, it feels so relaxed.

But alive.

Precisely. Now roll over.

The buttocks are a reservoir of sexual tension.

Unfortunately, they're inhibited by larger muscle groups that cut them off

from their sensual awareness.

Now masseurs with longer hair will actually use it on their clients, but in

my case... Just let your

body relax.

I need my hands.

Now, roll over one last time for me.

I think I'm in love with you.

Put your hands behind your head.

See, for the woman, everything goes towards the breasts.

Now that we've awakened the most sensual area, we're going to stroke around the

padded area of the pubic bone.

Take me, Mick.

Take me.

It's okay.

Just allow your sexual desires to ripen slowly.

I won't impose on them.

All right.

I'm sold.

I do not even care if my father is behind this. You have my vote.

Sure, I'm not enough back here.

I need a good massage.

You know what? I'm going to make an appointment for you. You should go see

Mac. No.

I'm telling you, you're going to feel ten years younger.

You just work too hard.

Speaking of which, I've got to get out of here.

I'm meeting him.

I just need to swing by the office and grab some paperwork before I sit down

and talk to him about the new spa.

Where were you last night?

I came by and you weren't home.

I went for a drive.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, I just needed some time to think.

You know, I spoke to the foreman and delayed the renovations a few weeks.

That's nice.

Are we going out tonight?

If I can get away, I need to spend some time at home.

What for? You don't love her?

It's not just that.

I have to be there for Bonnie.

She's young. She needs me. Dean, Bonnie is 19 years old. She's way past the age

of being Daddy's little girl. She needs to be on her own.

I don't know what else to do.

Well, just think about what you could be getting if you were out with me tonight.

Okay, get out of here.

I'll see you later.

Great. We'll see you at four.

Where is he? Who?

You know who, that stupid roommate of mine.

Excuse me, I need to talk to you.

Bonnie, this is Kate, our facialist.

Oh, hi.

How do you do?

Got a second?

Excuse us, Bonnie.

It's okay, Tony. I'll take care of this.

You can't just go bursting in there without knocking. There's a paying

customer inside.

Oh, give me a break. I work here too.

I don't care. You go better than that.

I'm sorry.

I was worried about you, that's all. Why didn't you come home last night?

We'll talk about this later, okay?

Maria? Yeah, I have to step out for a meeting.

Have you seen the Curtis file on that new spa?

Uh-huh.

Oh, wait.

Here it is. I got it. Never mind.

I'll see you later, Mac.

Okay. Thanks for everything. I feel much better.

Take care. Bye-bye.

Look, I said it before and I'll say it again. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean what I said.

You're right. If you're going to do this, I need to support you 100%. Kate,

you know how important this is to me. It's what I've been doing since before

we met. It's how we met. You of all people should understand that.

I realize that now.

Forgive me, all right?

Friends, I don't want to be the one that holds you back.

I was wrong.

You're not going to move out on me, are you?

I was thinking about it.

I do want to help you.

In fact, I even want to be your partner.

Partners? You?

Yes. Nick, I believe in you.

You're right.

I think we can do this.

Okay, let's have a listen.

Oh, hello.

Can I help you?

Yes, is Mick in?

And who shall I say you are?

Dean Wallace.

Well, okay, Dino.

Be right back.

Dino. I knew these guys were a bunch of sword smokers.

Mick, there's someone here to see you.

Tell him I'm with a client.

Says his name is Dean Wallace.

Who's that?

God, it's the investment banker.

Tell him I'll be right there, Tony.

Hurry up, we've got to get dressed.

We're partners, right?

Yeah, partners.

Essential deep penetrating oil.

Hi. How you doing?

He'll be right down. Great, thank you.

Would you like to...

I'll try some of that. No, I was just peeking.

It's something I'd like to see.

Mr. Wallace, thanks for coming by. Busy day. Sorry about that. Are you okay?

You look a little flushed. Oh, yeah.

The air conditioner's broken that room. It's a little hot. Thanks for coming by.

Well, you know why I'm here.

Lay it on me.

You have no idea how badly... Mr.

Wallace, this is Kate. She's my partner.

The facialist here and a beauty consultant.

Hi. Hi.

I've worked with Nick at the last three spas, and I think you'll find we have a

very good business relationship.

Wow. That's nice.

So what kind of spa are we talking about here?

Oh, thank you.

Consider this.

The awakening touch.

I'm not just talking about a typical back rub here or a foot massage.

The body's largest organ is the skin, and the one that's also most commonly

neglected. Take a look outside.

All you see is aggressive oral and visual sensations, so much so that our

senses have been dulled.

So what do you suggest?

The five senses massage.

Taste, sight, sound and scent, and of course, above all, touch.

Our customers will walk into an atmosphere that's not only inviting,

it's also soothing. Beautiful floral arrangements, gorgeous artwork.

Incredible furniture and carpeting. Everything will be aimed to please the

visual, olfactory, oral, and touching senses.

Olfactory? Pleasing sounds for the ears.

Flickering shadows onto the skin.

Beautiful scents and aromas.

Champagne, fresh fruit juices, and wines on hand. You get the idea.

Uh, yeah. Sounds great.

Each room will be a shrine unto itself, filled with bowls of fresh succulent

fruit, beautiful china, and silver.

a vase of freshly cut flowers aromatic oils beautiful artwork and colors and a

whirlpool in the corner for an aqua pleasure massage wow really you can do

all that trust me mr wallace they'll be lining up and this kind of place ain't

cheap call me dean

Oh, Mrs. Wallace.

Hi, Marie. I'll just leave him a note. I was in the area and thought I'd stop by.

Okay.

Cheese, Dean.

Hello, gorgeous.

Lauren, what are you doing here? I wanted to hear how it went with my

husband today.

Oh, it was great. He was interested.

We're going to look at locations this weekend.

Congratulations. I'm glad he listened to me.

You are an artist, you know. Oh, thank you.

It's the least that bastard can do.

What do you mean?

I found this in his office this afternoon, and I can assure you it's not

mine. You think something's going on? How can I not?

It's not the first time.

Then again, I guess I'm just as bad, aren't I?

So where is everyone tonight?

Everybody went home already. I have to close up.

I think this is such a good idea. I mean, your husband investing in me and

everything. Who cares? He's banging some bimbo and I've got you. What difference

does it make?

I'm afraid he might find out.

Then he better not.

Thanks for the massage.

I guess I will see you later.

Drive safely.

What's going on?

You scared me.

Well, what are you doing with that?

Guess you could say it's been around.

She knows.

Who?

Lauren?

I recognize the picture from Dean's desk.

Is that why she's here so late? Being the concerned wife?

She's a client.

Is that all she is?

Don't you think it's a little dangerous, you being here?

Probably, but no more than it is for you to be seeing her.

Besides, I, um, wanted to talk to you.

What do you want to talk about?

Us.

Okay.

Just gotta close up.

Mick? Mick, are you here?

What, did you forget your keys again?

Hello, Kate.

Sorry for coming by so late.

I just wanted to leave this for Mick.

Oh, great.

But Mick's not here right now, unfortunately.

And I'm not sure where he is.

Well, may I leave him? Sure. Would you like to come in?

Oh, no, thanks. I'll stop by tomorrow.

No, really. Come on in. I was just about to make some tea. Would you like some?

Well, all right, then.

I didn't know you two were... No, we're not.

Just roommates.

Ah.

So, what are you going to do if this thing with Dean doesn't work out?

On to the next place.

Don't you ever want to settle down?

What for?

I have everything I want.

Best of both worlds.

I thought you wanted to talk.

So, I hear these massages are pretty relaxing.

Haven't you ever had one before?

Well, I don't have hands like Mick, but I certainly know what I'm doing.

Would you like me to give you a little sample?

Well, my neck has been a little, uh, it's been a little tight lately.

Oh, yeah.

You feel like you got the weight of the world on your shoulders.

Man, that is incredible.

Lean forward and loosen your shirt for me.

You have to admit, Mick, it's tempting.

But it never seems to last.

Well, then you better enjoy it while you can.

Oh, man.

Ah, that was incredible.

You've got knots all down your back, too.

Take off your shirt.

I know you too well, Mick.

Yes, you do.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, hi, sweetheart. What brings you down here this morning?

Hi.

Can I talk to you?

Sure, honey. Sit down.

Thanks.

Is everything all right?

Dad, are you having an affair?

Of course not.

What kind of a question is that?

Has Lauren been talking to you? Give me a break. Why would I listen to anything

that she has to say?

Well, now, come on, Bonnie. You two have to try a little harder than that.

Personally, I couldn't care less if you found someone else.

It's just that you're gone so much, and she is driving me crazy.

Listen, sometimes things can get a little tough in a relationship, okay? I

know I work a lot. Yeah, and leave me alone to deal with her all the time.

Maybe it's time I get a place of my own.

Okay, how about I make a better effort to be home in the evenings?

We can go out sometime, just the three of us.

We'll see a movie here. Get some dinner.

What do you say?

Dad, I'm not a little girl anymore.

I don't need to be entertained.

And I don't know what to do, honey.

I really just came here for some fatherly advice, okay?

I've met someone.

I really like him. But I have this feeling that he's in love with another

woman. He hasn't really said it outright, but I have this feeling...

Well, who is it?

You'll laugh if I tell you.

No, I won't.

Why? Do I know him?

Mm-hmm.

Mick Curtis, the masseur.

You like Mick Curtis?

How do you know him?

Come on, Dad.

He's the best masseur in town.

I've been seeing him for a few months.

Jeez, this guy gets around.

You should go see him, Dad.

It'd be great for you to get rid of some of that tension.

And I'm really happy that you're helping him start that new spa.

But Bonnie, your relationship with him, is it more than that?

Well, let's just say... Don't tell me. I want to be able to talk to you about

this kind of thing.

You can.

You can.

Let's just say I'm no longer a virgin.

What? It's okay. It's okay. He was really gentle with me. He showed me

everything. I'll kill him.

Just couldn't stay away.

Had to come back for more.

Yeah, you're right.

I need to see you again.

I hope last night was just the beginning.

So this must be the little bitch with the tacky red bra.

You bet, Susan.

Bye.

Hello, Mr. Wallace.

Good to see you again.

You know who you little prick, Mick.

Prick Mick.

Mr.

Wallace, please.

You can't just come barging in here. He's got to be in one of these.

Oh.

Where is he?

Who? You know who. My man.

Come here, you son of a bitch!

Oh, Dean, get a hold of yourself.

It's not what it looks like. Oh, what is it then, you little fairy?

Did you know he's gay?

Gay?

Who's gay? Oh, shut up.

Dean, what the hell is going on here?

Lauren, what are you doing? Never mind.

Do you know what this man's done?

Looks like he's satisfying his customers to me.

Can't say I blame him for that.

Yeah, but she's my... She's your what?

Oh, this is the little tramp you've been sleeping with on the side, isn't it?

Tramp? Do us all a favor, Bimbo. Stay out of this.

Honey, I don't even know this woman. Dean, don't lie to me. I found her bra

in your office.

You'll be lucky if I don't sue you blind for everything, including your gold

fillings. Who do you think you are?

It's his wife, for starters.

And one of his clients.

Well, obviously more than that.

What did you say, Catherine?

Ah, so you do know her name. Your wife has been sleeping with Nick here.

Since she first started coming here.

You're sleeping with my wife, too?

I don't think I can take any more of this.

Mick, what's going on here?

What are you doing here?

I think we should talk, Bonnie.

You're not my mother, so don't start acting like one.

I love this man. I've been sleeping with him for three months.

This could possibly get any worse.

Oh, yes, it could.

Mick, what is going on here?

More like sex.

Yes, but can you guess with whom?

Let's see, there's Mick and I. That's one.

And I thought Mick and I were the only ones.

Sorry, that's two.

Not to mention your roommate and my wife.

Bingo, that's three.

Honey, let's go. We're getting out of here.

Bonnie, come with me.

You can forget about the investment.

I'm ripping up the papers.

You'll never get a loan in this town again.

What about us, Dean?

That's right, everyone.

While making this floozy over here off gallivanting around, Dean came over to

our place and rogered me senseless on the living room floor.

So, looks like we've got ourselves a little situation here, doesn't it?

Well, well, well.

What are we going to do next?

How about I invest in our new spa?

We all forget about this little incident?

And?

And I'll stop sleeping with the masseur and go back to my husband.

And I'll try to be a more supportive mother figure for Bonnie and a better

wife.

Catherine?

Well, can I keep the penthouse?

No.

Catherine, you can run off and find some other wealthy millionaire to shack up

with. I'm sure it won't be that difficult.

And I'm going to school upstate to get away from all of this.

Bonnie, you're a young woman with your whole life ahead of you.

I'm sure Mick's taught you everything you need to know.

You'll be just fine.

And Tony, you'll mention this to no one. You got it? Your lips are sealed.

I won't say anything, but I gotta have my lips. I need maximum performance out

of these puppies.

I'm gonna get totally serious.

I'm never gonna sleep with any of our clients.

I promise.

I promise. I promise.

There. Everybody friends?

Alright, now go home.

We've got lots of work to do.

Dean, we'll expect to see you at the new location this weekend.

We've got a lot to talk about.

I was getting tired of this place anyway.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Could have been a lot worse.

Beat it, Tony.

Any time, any place.

You know we're perfect for each other.

I think we've both known that for a long time.

You know, Tony's right.

You are a good woman.

And you believe in me.

Look, Bonnie, I'm really proud of you. That was a messy situation back there.

You handled yourself better than all of us.

I'm really sorry about Mick.

It's okay.

I do feel a little bit strange, though. Don't you?

Yeah, just a little.

You know, I hope you can forgive me for my behavior lately.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Life is full of surprises, isn't it?

That it is.

Friends?

Friends.

Is she okay?

Yeah. I walked her to the car. We talked.

She'll be okay.

How about us?

I don't know. I guess we could try again.

Feeling frisky?

I'm ready to hold my girls.

Do you remember when we first met?

Oh, yeah.

Couldn't keep our hands off each other.

All those nights we never even slept.

I miss that.

Okay, this is how it goes.

First, the atmosphere, which will be ready to go by this weekend.

Second, the sounds they hear. Now remember, everything our clients hear

will attract or subtract from their experience with us. Now no two people

are alike, so always follow your information sheet to the T.

Third, it's the scents.

They'll arouse them in such subtle ways, they won't even realize what's

happening. All that information is in your packet.

Fourth, sexy foods.

You know what they are, and we'll always have a fresh supply of them.

And fifth, the massage itself.

Now, these forms will give us our clients' preferences for their five

senses. What colors they like, what music they enjoy, what type of food they

like to eat.

Now, the massage is then up to us. I want each of you to take a look at these

forms, and you fill one out for yourselves.

Wow, he's pretty good at this.

He really seems to know what he likes. He's the best.

You'll notice our clients don't have to put their names on the sheets.

no social security number, no credit card number, no address, just what their

favorite color is, what their favorite flower is, what type of foods they like,

what type of fruit juices or wines they enjoy. And these forms, they're going to

be our key to the repeat business because they're going to tell two

friends and so on and so on and so on.

This looks great.

So, what did Tony say?

So, when do I start?

We are already booked solid opening weekend.

And I was just doing the math on this place. Our first weekend numbers are

already better than expected.

This is going to be great.

So, when are you going to get a massage?

No.

Well, you know.

I might just try one.