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My god, this is just ridiculous.

I'm tired of all of it.

I don't even know why we're here.

You don't know why we're here? Well then, what is the point?

What is the fucking point?

God, we're here because we want to work it out.

Fucking duh.

We want to work it out. I don't understand why we need another person

involved in this. We are not the right people, obviously, because it's not

working out.

Our communication is horrible.

You don't get me. I don't want to get you. I mean, I'm sorry.

I do want to get you. That's why we're here.

Look, just come on.

Let's try this.

Let's try something new. I mean, it hasn't been working the way we're doing

it.

Please. Will this really make you happy?

If you would have wore different clothes, yeah, it would have made me

happy. But, yes, it will.

Different clothes.

I mean, we're in an office. I mean, come on. Yeah, but it's not like I'm at work.

No, we're in a doctor's office. You're supposed to, I mean, we're talking about

a big doctor.

Well, it's not like I've got to impress this guy or anything.

Maybe you do, though. It's the middle of summer. You don't have to impress him,

but now you do, okay? Now you fucking do.

It's 97 degrees. Now you fucking do. Shut the fuck up.

I just think this whole marriage counseling thing is a scam.

I mean... Of course you would. Of course you would. If we can't work it out

amongst ourselves, then... Of course you would.

You don't want to do anything.

Anything I want to do.

Nothing. And look, my God.

I'm so embarrassed the way you're dressed. What do you mean? We're in a

nice office. It's like the creme de la creme of doctors, okay?

You know? Like, why couldn't you at least want a suit or something?

You might need something for your knees.

Something for my knees?

Maybe.

You know I'm going to cheat on you if you don't fucking satisfy me.

What do you mean if I don't satisfy you? I mean you haven't. This is what I

meant. You haven't been satisfied. I haven't been... No, I get myself more

excited than... This is new.

Oh, it's not new. If you would be paying attention, you'd see my pussy is fucking

lonely. Look.

Wait a second. Get the fuck away.

No, no.

You're talking about me dressed inappropriate. Here you are flashing

your pussy in the middle of a doctor's office. Does he have cameras? If he

does, I want that section.

That's what needs to be taken care of. That would be the whole... This would be

the whole...

Answer. What's the deal? We just had sex four nights ago. Are you a faggot? No.

No, actually, it was more than fucking.

Look, you're interrupting me in my masturbation when I think about the

doctor coming.

Because the doctor's... Well, never mind.

But he'll be in here soon, and I want to get ready.

Ready?

You know I know this guy, right?

Well, I assume that you... From work.

Yeah, I know that, like, he's come in, he's the client.

You know, um, I did a, I went up in front of the court for him for some, I

don't know, some tickets or something.

Okay. But he is really a good fucking doctor.

And apparently a criminal.

No, tickets are not criminalization.

They're crimes, aren't they?

No.

You're a crime. You're a fucking crime.

I wish I could get wet with you. I guess I'm gonna have to wait till the doctor

gets in. I mean, just go with it.

Hello. How you doing? Hi, doctor.

Brown. Hello.

And I just wanted to come in and comment. I heard you guys outside.

arguing and stuff. We want to make sure that we have a very clean and open air

between us. There is no open air here.

But what I want to know is... That's why we're here.

I know, I know. But what I want to know personally is how often do you guys have

sexual relations?

Why are you laughing?

That's so funny. A couple times a month.

A couple times a month. I hear.

Are you talking about I've had sex with him?

Um, okay, yeah.

Then never.

Huh? Oh.

Have we? Like, since we got married? Like, I mean, seven year itch does not

mean you have to.

Itch away or get the fuck... I don't know what it is. But you don't ever...

You're never interested in me. Maybe you want some dick.

Maybe you're a little faggot fuck. And you didn't know this the whole time. No.

No.

Okay, well, you know what? Hold on a second.

Now, obviously, you guys are having an issue with the timing. But how many

times has he been able to make you orgasm?

Why are you laughing?

Never. The big N word, never. Never?

No, no, no, no, never.

I made you cum the last time we had sex.

Faked it.

Faked it. You faked it. What is it?

F is in the sign language. Faked it.

Out.

How many times do you cum a day?

Um, well, I'm not currently dating anyone.

But how many times do you cum a day?

Um.

I could cum three, maybe more, but that's not neither here nor there. No,

it is. That's neither here nor there because this is about your relationship.

My relationship needs some fucking cum.

Yeah, okay.

I need some fucking jizz.

Okay,

let me ask this next question.

Do you like big black cock?

Do you, honey?

I bet you do. No.

You're gonna.

What do you mean I'm gonna?

After this day is over, I bet you will.

I love a big black cock.

You what?

Like you don't know. You haven't been paying attention.

Nigga.

I'm sorry.

It's either here or there.

What I command you to do right now, if you guys really want to have a bonding

experience, a very good bonding, cherishing experience, what I think you

need to do is you need to break down this whole, you know, I guess boundary

system you guys have.

Yes. So what is going to have to partake is you're probably going to have to sit

on his face.

In order for him to kind of see that he's not really fulfilling what he needs

to fulfill in a relationship.

Right. And I'll be topping him.

Exactly.

While you're... I'm just observing for right now.

I think we should do the whole Big Black Hawk thing.

You know, for example.

You probably have one. No, he probably... I bet he does.

I bet he doesn't. Do you have a big black nose? I don't see how that has any

bearing. No, he just said.

Well, let her express herself. He's a doctor. He should know. Let her express

herself. I'm expressing. If that's what you need, if you need for the doctor to

kind of like show you what she may necessarily need in her life. I bet

you do too. We both need a big black nose.

Both? Both need it. We need to share things.

What are you talking about?

See? Oh, I knew it.

Oh, my God. That is considerably

different.

Oh, my God. Like, what happens?

Like, psychics are all this huge?

Some comes in various shapes and sizes. Oh, my God.

I'm just, this is just for, you know, psychology. For your marriage

counseling, you know.

See what she likes and her dislikes. We have to try it. Let's just try it.

We have to try it? I don't even see why you're trying. We do.

Shut up.

Come here. This is... I swear to God this will work.

Get with me.

Let's share. We need to share.

We need to share, motherfucker.

Share.

Yeah.

I can't believe you're sucking his cock in front of me.

And how exactly is this helping our... Shut up!

You have to go through it to find out.

It's a method of counseling.

See?

Come here.

Huh? I think we should method it together.

Method it together?

Just... God, why don't you ever trust me?

I do trust you.

That's right.

It's alright, see?

That's nice. See what I get to come through?

I can't believe you did that.

You can't believe it.

You never could see it coming along.

How does this help our marriage?

By trusting each other, right?

And showing that you can't beat her in a submission. You have to kind of just

give in to her desires.

Oh, definitely.

That is big.

It is big.

Okay, I've got an idea.

I've got a great idea.

You've got a great idea.

I do. Go with it, okay? For once.

I dare you.

To lick these balls, because they're beautiful.

No, I don't dare you. I tell you. Huh?

Look, look, look.

Lick him. Lick him. I'm not going to lick his balls. Yes, you fucking are.

You're going to lick these balls. I don't see what this has to do with... It

has to do everything.

Everything. Don't you get it?

Don't you get it?

Fucking lick his balls.

Lick the... You just go... Come on.

Oh, whoops.

Yeah, there we go. Oh, look at that.

Oh, my God. See, I'm already... One more fucking time. No, no.

Like, oh, that is beautiful. See, you can lick his balls. See, I licked his

balls. Lick his fucking balls more.

God.

Doctor, you're so amazing. I love your technique.

You like that, don't you?

No. Yes, you do.

See,

it's like a trust thing, right?

Lick it.

This is what I have to go through.

I mean... Come with me.

Come with you? Yeah, come with me.

I think you should take him off of me and then take them off. Well, you have

most of yourself, but you should take your clothes off.

Take your clothes off first.

Gross.

I love this.

Yeah, this workshop that you've got going on.

There you go.

See, now you get it.

Finally, my fucking husband gets it.

Okay. You don't have anything to say? I'm not sure what I'm getting here. You

don't get what you're getting? Oh, my God.

I'm getting a first-hand lesson of what she means sexually.

Thank you.

So what should I do, doctor?

I feel like maybe you should try to see if orally or comparatively,

what's the difference between me and your hair. Oh, my God. I'm like...

Why are you laughing?

I don't see what's so funny. I don't either. I really don't.

Let's see. Let's try this.

Here. I better go way down here.

Go way up here. How do I hit my shit?

Oh, wait. You can hang down that far, though.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

God.

You're making it worse.

You know you're making it worse.

What do you mean I'm making it worse?

You just suck his balls.

All right.

Pennies need to come off.

Get over here, you fucking little guy.

What the fuck?

Are you serious?

Okay, so he's a little bigger than I am. No, no.

He's not a little bit bigger.

Maybe that's where the confidence comes from.

God,

I guess this is a problem. I've wanted some chocolate.

Chocolate.

You've wanted some chocolate? You know that I love chocolate.

Oh, yeah, and a candy bar. Look how big this is.

It's so good. Okay, yes, I get your point. His cock is bigger than mine.

And it's sweet.

You should try it.

What do you mean I should? No, you're gonna try it. Get the fuck down.

Right?

Like, he needs to understand where I'm coming from.

Yeah.

What? What? What?

You fucking suck. Here.

I love Big Black. I mean, I think I really like this Big Black dick thing.

Look how big it is.

Have you ever seen a dick that big?

Once or twice.

Where?

In the locker room at the gym.

How'd you do?

Nothing.

Show me what you fucking did.

I knew you liked it. I knew you were doing big black dick before I ever did.

I've never done that before in my life. Liar!

Let me see.

Get over here, doctor.

I know that we discussed certain things, but we'll have to renegotiate.

Get over here.

Show them how you suck my pussy.

No, that's how you do it.

That's it. That's how far you go.

Well, I'm sorry, Doctor, and I'm sorry, faggot.

I knew you were.

No, I'm not.

Where I'm convinced. Don't fucking fake it.

Okay? Okay.

This is for our marriage.

You know what?

I swear to God, I think he's a faggot. Do you mind if I use you as an example?

Because that is a big example.

We're an example.

You know what? Just forget about it, okay?

This is what I'm talking about. Forget about it. Come here.

This is much more exciting. Come here.

This is much more exciting. I promise.

Okay, let's really see what's going on.

Take those off. Thank you.

No.

God, don't you ever fucking listen?

Doctor?

Doctor? Yeah?

I'm bored. I need some help.

What was this, Sarah?

This is like a specific type of healing or something, right? Well, it's

basically, he's got to kind of assume someone else's shoes.

Oh, okay.

then through self-reflection he shall probably be changed you hear that

Get that fucking pussy suck it, please please

Get it

What? Can you fucking breathe?

What?

I hope you're suffocating down there.

Can you breathe?

Say something!

Yes! Then I'm not getting on it hard enough!

I need

some help. Okay,

this is what you call

helping your wife.

Not leave your ass.

Suck my pussy.

Right?

He needs to get me some.

That's so big.

That's why you're a doctor, huh?

I

think you should

come over here.

So I can actually swallow.

Or do it.

it's that big

are

you are

you sucking my right what what

what what say something

Talk in a relationship.

No, no communication.

Communication with everything.

I don't think it's time for you to actually receive this, babe. I

should be receiving something.

Right. I'm receiving hell right now.

Why can't you do anything right?

You know what would help us out a lot is if he laid straight out. Really?

Mm-hmm. Do you hear him? Listen to what he says. Okay. Why can't you fucking

hear him? Get up. I want you to get up.

All

right,

darling. Yes?

This is part of the bonding moment. Bonding. Yeah, this is the bonding

moment. Okay.

Bonding moment.

That's right.

Wow.

Can you see this thing?

I think this is like a shock therapy.

I think it's your turn.

That's some good ass looking, but...

That's nice.

Wow, look at this. You need an up close personal.

Baby, baby, you should look at his balls.

Look at his balls? Look at his balls, please.

Yeah, lick those balls.

Oh, my God.

There you go. That's good.

Oh, my God.

Lick those balls.

See? This is helping already.

I feel much closer to you. I don't quite see how this helps. I feel much closer

to you already.

Okay. Lick those balls, please.

Yeah. You're such a good man.

Such a good-ass bench.

Hey.

Oh, my

God.

So... Fuck!

Lick my fucking cum.

You taste it? You taste that cum from his balls?

Do you? Do you see how it's supposed to be? You fucking bitch. You can make a

bitch cum.

That's how you make a bitch cum.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Wait.

Make it fucking wet. Get it wet. Get it wet.

Get it wet. Spin on it.

Choke.

Get it wet.

I'm dry.

I'm dry. Yeah.

That's good. A little more wet.

This is a good exercise, I guess.

That's it That's it

I don't know.

Holy shit.

Lick this fucking butt.

I'm licking, I'm licking. You're not.

Not like you should be doing, baby.

Lick my pussy.

Lick my pussy.

Okay, lick his butt. Yeah.

No, lick my pussy more.

This is a good exercise.

This is such a good exercise.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

I don't think it's fucking balls.

I don't want it to drip.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, you like that? You like the taste of that?

Not really.

What do you mean, not really? Yes, you do. They're amazing.

Slap that dick on his face.

Oh, yeah.

Really?

Oh, lick his ass.

Oh, lick his fucking ass.

No,

don't lick his ass. Lick mine.

Oh, my God.

Lick my ass.

I hope he's taking care of our bill right now.

Lick his fucking ass.

Yes.

God.

I need to be fucked.

I need a man, a real fucking man.

Huh? I need a real fucking man. I'm a real man.

Let me see. I need a man to fuck me.

From behind?

Yeah, from fucking behind.

You can take it.

This is all about the healing.

Oh my God, honey.

Ouch. Oh my God.

Spit on it.

Is that how you go?

Spit on it. Fucking spit on it like you want to get me fucked.

Like you want to get me Oh

Lick my fucking cum from his balls.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, lick that fucking cum. Oh, my God.

Lick his fucking dick. Lick my cum off of his dick. Lick my... Fucking cum off

of his dick.

Are you looking for fucking cum?

Yes.

Now I want it now I want it it's mine

See your nails.

You need to take it.

You need to take this. Fucking get up. Get up.

Get up. You need to help me.

Why do I have to take it all? Get the fuck up. My husband's not helping out

here. Oh my God.

Help me out.

What do you want me to? You need to help me out. It's big.

We need to like trust each other.

Okay. What do you want me to do?

Just, you know, I don't know.

What should he do?

I guess just, you know.

Try to get it to a place where it's ready to kind of... You know?

You know.

See,

he needs to learn, doesn't he?

It's a big dick, isn't it?

Get on that fucking dick.

You make me do everything.

What's up?

You want to come all over our faces?

Fuck you one more time.

No, you hurt me.

Fuck him.

Huh?

I think it's time the wife really gets the up and down treatment. So I think

you need to come and sit on the dog's back.

That means you need to move out of the damn way.

He doesn't learn this. He doesn't understand anything.

No, he doesn't.

So, I should be... Oh, turn around and face the doctor.

I don't want to face anybody, but okay.

Take my fucking shoes off.

You, over there.

Okay. You don't listen.

Take this one off, too.

Get it off.

There you go.

Watch this. This is the way it has to be.

I want you to put his dick in me Okay See

that's what needs to be done

Hold on.

Pull me up.

Just let me get a position.

Okay. You don't listen.

Sometimes I just don't... Shh.

You just sometimes need to listen.

The doctor's always right.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Mal, you really do need to lick the foot.

That's when it's sexy.

Oh!

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

I like this therapy.

Oh, yeah.

It does.

It does.

Oh, my God.

I'm so lucky.

Oh, my God.

Look at that shit.

You know? That's how a fucking dick is supposed to feel.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I want you to taste it. Then I want to taste it.

Let me taste it. Let me taste it. Let me taste it.

Let me taste it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I wanna see you come. I wanna see you come.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, come at me.

Please.

Oh my god, come at me.

First round?

$200?

and satisfy your wife so you can figure out how to do it prepared in the right

type of way. And you have to visualize it. It can't be one of those things

where, you know, you're going to have to try this at home. Someone has to show

you how to do it.

I agree, officer.

I agree with the doctor. Doctor.

Doctor, officer.

Doctor, officer. I'm already into his. I'm already into it. He's eating my

pussy much better now.

Okay. That's funny. See, he's learning.

He's eating your cum, baby.

You're a sick fuck.

We're sick backs.

You like the taste of his cum?

Not really. You want more?

Honey?

We need more of these therapists.

On

your

fucking cock.

Get your fucking tongue on my pussy.

That's right. Grab that fucking little dick here Tell

me

when I want to swallow it

I miss you, my baby.

I'm

always

about my husband.

I'll never veer off that far.

Stick with your man.

Oh.