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Jesus, they got a skin so smooth.

They got a body that was made for lovin'. That's just what they want you

to do.

So if you're in the body, and you want to kill it in shape,

why don't you go and work out all day over at a Japanese

restaurant?

Oh, yeah.

best in your home

Nice and wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, you make me so nice and wet.

That's it.

I'll lick my clit.

Taste as good as you look.

Come on, I want to feel those famous muscles flex around my cock.

I've always tried to make those particular muscles the best features of

my routine.

Damn.

Gee thing, you'll be right out.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, God.

Oh, it feels good.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, deeper.

oh yeah hi

Oh, yeah.

How's that?

Oh, that's great.

Oh, yeah, deep.

This

is

ridiculous. I don't have all data square around here.

Shit, that's Arnold. God damn it, I forgot all about him. Come on, babe.

Hurry up. Here come the judge.

God.

Break it to the door.

Well, hello, sir.

May I help you?

Jackie, I'd like to introduce you to Arnold Ferregano, the celebrity head

judge for Saturday's bodybuilding contest. Arnold, this is Jackie Lalea.

My pleasure, Jackie.

Gee, what the... The Arnold Ferregano in my gym?

I don't believe it. This is too good to be true. You've got to meet my girls.

Come on, they're right through this door. You'll love them.

As you can see, nothing is too good for my girls.

I think you can see the results by the bodies Jackie has produced.

That's Shelly Lee, last year's first place winner of the women's bodybuilding

competition. Let me introduce you to some of my girls.

This is Susan.

Hi, Susan.

Hi.

This is Kelly.

Probably the best upper torso in the whole gym. Just look at that definition.

Nice.

Very nice.

This is Laura.

Note that leg and thigh definition.

Laura, Arnold Ferregano.

Fantastic work, Laura.

Keep it up.

Thanks. It's really nice to meet you.

But I know I need a lot more work to be a world-class builder like you.

I'll be glad to help you in any way I can.

Perhaps you could give a class for my girls.

I'm sure they'd enjoy private tutoring from someone of your... stature.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Arnold, I think it's time we were gone. We have a lot of other places we gotta

see today, you know.

Why'd you hurry?

We just got here.

Besides... I've got to see as many of these well-developed bodies as I can

before the contest.

It's all part of the job, you know. Yeah, but we got to laugh. You're

absolutely right. I'm glad you feel that way.

You just feel free to stop by any time you'd like. My girls will be happy to

flex all of their muscles for your approval.

Thank you. I might just do that.

Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.

That'd be wonderful.

Well, I'll be right here ready and waiting for you. Right, girls?

Right. You sure will.

You don't mind if I take a look around, do you? Oh, no. Oh, please do.

Hey, sweetheart, can I see you tonight?

How about some dinner later?

Oh, that'd be wonderful.

I just need to get a workout in first.

Say, 8 o'clock?

I want to talk to you about this contest on Saturday.

You got it, baby.

Why don't you come by my place? My cooking might surprise you.

Besides, every time I see you, it's in one of these damn gyms.

Oh, that sounds like a nice change of pace.

So you're a great lover and a great cook.

I'm game.

Your place?

At eight?

Sounds great. See you then.

Okay. Come on, Arnold. We gotta go.

I'll see you later, Jackie. Okay. It's nice meeting you.

Bye-bye.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That's the judge and his sidekick.

I'll bet you that them broads... Hey, I'll bet you that them broads are

hitting below the belt, if you know what I mean.

Hmm?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. You mean they're just fucking those two

guys just so they can get what they want.

Yeah, I guess you could put it that way. Anyway, we've got to figure out

something to make sure that our girls win.

Mm-hmm.

I got it.

We can kidnap him and we'll hold him until after the contest is over. No, no,

no, you dumbass. That'll never work.

It's got to be something to get him away, but it's going to have to look

like an accident.

I know, I know. We'll wait until everybody's gone and we'll break in the

gym, see?

And we'll jerry-rig the equipment so that they're pulling more weight than

they think.

Those broads don't have so many straight muscles they won't even be able to walk.

Round the verse.

Holy shit, Jackie Lele has sure got some good-looking broads working out in her

gym. Oh, shit.

You know what? We might lose this fucking contest even if we do jerry-rig

that equipment.

Hey, you know, we better go rig that equipment up.

No, no, no. We better wait till it gets dark. That way we won't get spotted so

easily. Wow.

Damn, good-looking, too, aren't they?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

You're always hitting me. Shame on you.

There's a window right there.

yell at me what oh

come on

Oh, fuck.

Let's try this door over here.

Shh.

Don't be quiet.

Doesn't look like anybody's here.

Everybody's gone.

All right. Now I'll tell you what we'll do.

You go over to the bikes, and you adjust them, and I'll go over to that machine

and adjust them, all right? But be quiet, man. We don't want to get busted.

Hey, Ed.

Yeah? You ain't gonna believe this. There's three chicks in there, and

they're fucking each other. Oh, yeah, sure. Come on, man. Quit screwing

around. They're pretty, too. Come on. You ain't gonna believe this.

This better be good.

You know, sometimes you're a fucking moron. Damn it, they were just there.

Yeah, sure.

What the hell are you two doing in my gym?

You might as well talk, boys. Your shirts have already given you away.

Well, it seems a little not-too-gentle persuasion is in order here.

But first, your clothes, boys.

Oh, come on, lady. You must be out of your mind.

Take them off. Now.

Anything you want, just don't shoot me.

Come on, ladies, let's not get so serious about this situation, huh?

You ain't gonna get away with this. This is kidnapping.

Only followed by your breaking and entering.

You little boys have made your bed.

Now you're going to have to lie in it.

Or hang. Hey, you shut up, Tony.

These fellas ain't gonna get what they want.

I wouldn't say that. Our coach is very adept at getting away.

The problem with these guys is they think that they're dicks.

But they're just a little bit short on brains. So maybe if we pinch their

memories, they'll remember why they're here.

Do anything you want. You still ain't gonna talk.

Besides, this is starting to feel real good.

I can fix that.

Jackie, I have a nice big strap-on dildo I was gonna use on Shelly.

But I think I know a better use.

What do you say, ladies?

Yeah, let's rape him.

After that, we can use my douche with boiling water and alum.

Oh, we'll bust him open and then shrink him shut.

You ain't got the guts.

Oh, no? Go get it, Kim.

Here, you hold this.

Boy, your ass is mine.

I've always wanted to deflower a virgin.

That is, if you are a virgin down there.

Or is this your good buddy here?

Don't worry, honey.

The good doctor will put you back together again when my friend rips you

open.

Tacky. Oh, good.

This is going to be so much fun.

Okay, here, I'll help you get it on. Okay.

Great. Oh, this is so nice and big.

You're going to love it.

Okay, here you go.

This could be your chance to talk.

How about it?

Fuck you.

No, fuck you.

Sucker. This is for you.

You're next.

Oh, please don't. Don't. That hurts.

Well, isn't that what you were trying to do to us? No, we were just trying to

keep you from competing on Saturday. Shut up, Tony.

Jackie, I think this one needs his ass stretched.

Maybe I better get him ready right now.

Please, Ed. Tom, this chick is killing me already.

This is just getting to be fun.

Could you struggle a little bit more, please?

Oh, we were just trying to set your equipment to pull more weights than they

were set for. We figured your girls would have a few pulled muscles and no

more contest.

Oh, thanks a lot, partner.

I suppose you think a beating from our boss is going to be a lot easier.

Shit. Hey, look, girls, our boss is a winner. He always has been, any way he

could. And he wants his girls to be winners, too.

I mean, that's our, or was our job, to guarantee that win.

Hell, when I saw the judge and the coordinator here today, I thought you

girls was padding your chances for a win.

If you catch my drift.

Why not give us the chance to compete fair and square on Saturday?

How do we know you girls haven't made a deal?

Hey, I know those goofballs would sell their souls for the likes of you.

To be honest with you, I did try that approach.

Same as you, I didn't think the judge had the full desire to be honest.

I was wrong.

Even Jim passed on the deal. I was very impressed.

So you're trying to tell me that the contest isn't fixed in your favor?

That's right. Anyone could win.

Let us go. I told you everything. My ass hurts so bad I'm never going to be able

to walk again.

Oh, do we have to let them go, Jackie?

I mean, we could use a couple of slaves to help clean up around here.

That's true.

Of course, with these two bozos, you'd never even get them housebroken.

It's late. We better let them go. I have a meeting to go to.

Damn, and this was getting real interesting, too.

Maybe me and Kemp should stick around and kind of clean up.

Come on, lady, we told you everything you wanted to know. Now don't leave us

with these two maniacs. We'll never walk again.

Maybe I should stay and help.

No, you two have a job to do for me.

Go back to your boss and tell him Jackie Lillet cannot be pushed around.

You tell him my girls are unbeatable.

Tell him to stay home Saturday or he can come to one of these little parties It's

late ladies.

I'm sure their mommies want them home for dinner What

about

our clothes

What a couple of jerks. I know, weren't they? God.

Well, I think I'm going to take a shower now.

I need it. A little massage before that shower.

Oh, that sounds great. I'd love one.

All right.

So...

You have a beautiful body too.

I know.

I love watching you work out.

Does it turn you on to watch me?

Yeah.

I love your muscles.

They really do.

You know it, though. I see you watching me in the mirror.

Secret thrilled.

Hmm.

place you have here jim probably not at all what you expected especially not for

a bachelor have a seat darling that was a fantastic dinner

tonight any other hidden talents only the ones you already know about

those are talents too do you do laundry also

anything but windows babe

So tell me, what did you do today after we left?

Well, two guys from the Westside Iron Pumpers broke into my gym.

What the hell did they want?

Well, they wanted to sabotage my girls' chances in the contest.

You see, their idea was to rig our equipment so that we'd pull more weights

than we thought, causing strained muscles.

Luckily, two of my girls and I were there, and we put a stop to their plan.

I see.

Just how did the three of you manage to overcome these guys and get them to

spill their guts?

A little gentle, womanly persuasion can go quite a long way.

I could use some of that gentle, womanly persuasion myself.

Damn it.

Excuse me.

Hey, how you doing, Jim?

Hi. Look, I just about to remind you.

Jackie.

What a surprise.

You look fantastic.

How are you? Arnold, what do you want to remind me of?

What? Oh.

I forgot.

I remember in a minute.

Anyway, I can't tell you how impressed I was with your girls.

But I'll be honest with you.

You would be very stiff competition for them yourself.

Oh, Arnold, you're so sweet.

I'm through with competition, though.

Life in first love is coaching.

Do you really think I look that good?

You bet.

Tell her, Jim.

He's right, Jackie.

The definition in your legs is perfect.

Oh, I don't know.

Nothing's perfect.

You are.

Sweetheart, why don't you show Arnold the rest of your body?

I'm sure he'd enjoy the work you do.

Definitely. Let's see that championship form, Jackie.

I don't know. It's been so long since I've done any posing.

What the hell?

Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it? Yeah.

Just like a French lady.

Well, I think she's got a good development.

She's got a hell of a development. What are you talking about?

I'd like to live in a development like that.

That's for sure.

Oh, yeah, that's brilliant.

Jackie, God.

You two have to join me.

Your clothes boys?

Come on.

Oh yes.

Oh God.

Oh, you're a sucker, Michael.

Nice tip.

Thank you.

Hey,

you're real good.

Let's have some French blood.

Oh, yes.

By the way, Jim, I'm sure you'll both do everything possible to make

sure that the most deserving ladies will win Saturday.

You taste better at night than you do in the morning.

Oh yes,

you really know how to do it.

Oh, look at that.

I don't think I found a hole you can fill.

Is it what you Americans call doggy style?

Feel free to stop by my gym anytime, gentlemen, for an exercise program

that's guaranteed to please.

Ready, girls?

Stretch.

Stretch.

That's it.

Make it hurt a little bit. Then you know it's working.

Make sure you're nice and loose before your workout starts.

You don't need any pulled muscles, especially the day before the contest.

Also, make sure you check the weight you're pulling.

Make sure you know exactly how much is there.

And check up your rep charts.

Make sure every set and repetition is counted for a true reading of your

workout's effectiveness.

Remember, my goal is to help you reach the goals you set for yourself when you

entered my gym.

Thank you. Carry on, class.

Arnold!

You look awful happy today.

Must be the new exercise program my coach put me on. Well, a healthy body is

a happy mind.

Very good.

See, I was a little worried.

Jim told me about those two visitors you had last night. Oh, they weren't much.

Just some jealous rivals playing schoolboy pranks. But everything's back

to normal now.

Glad to hear that.

Hey, it looks like you've got a full house.

Maybe it's not the right time to stop by. Oh, no, of course not. It's a

perfect time. Come on in.

Kim, Laura, you remember Arnold Ferre, you know?

He's built more bodies than General Motors, and he'll be judging tomorrow's

contest. Maybe you could give us some pointers on our workouts?

Yeah, I'd be glad to help. What kind of builds will you be looking for tomorrow?

Well, firm.

Good development.

Good definition.

Kim, why don't you ladies take Arnold into the locker room and show him your

charts? He can help you a lot more if he can see what you've been doing.

That's a great idea.

Come on.

Well, that one's Laura's, and this one's mine.

Mm-hmm. You girls have been working very hard.

Well, those charts show the procedures, but this is where you see the results.

Well, yes, you have achieved some beautiful results.

So firm.

Don't stop.

Feel free.

To really help me, you've got to get to know my body. That's right.

We want you to take every opportunity to study our bodies.

Then you can tell us exactly what to do to be winners.

Well, I get a feeling you already know.

Oh, yes,

yes. That's good.

That is good. It's good, no?

How are

we doing, coach?

Oh, God. This is too good to be true.

Yeah?

Yes.

Who's the chief?

Looks like Arnold's love muscle is ready for its exercise routine.

Ah, c'est bon, vas-y.

Vas-y, ma grande.

Come

on,

Arnold. It's time for your workout.

Wow,

look at those muscles.

Yum. Come on out, love.

I know this afternoon is co-ed day, but I'd appreciate it if you guys would let

the girls use whatever equipment they need.

Remember, they have a contest tomorrow.

My turn now.

Okay, have your way.

It's good.

It's good.

I could watch you pump iron all day.

Seems like a boring existence, but thanks for the compliment.

Don't sell yourself short, Dave.

You're a very handsome man.

So you pump iron all day.

What do you do at night?

Or does the pumping stop when you get home?

I pump any time I can.

How about you?

Now seems like a good enough time for the both of us.

And this is why most men work out, too.

Sweet.

You taste wonderful.

Nice, nice.

You sure know how to exercise.

You're doing the exercise for me.

Well, that looks like fun.

Good exercise, too, huh? Can I join? Please do.

Just join in.

Have some of that?

Mm, yes.

Mm.

Isn't that wonderful?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, what a muscle.

Mm, yeah.

You can tell he's been working out.

Just wonderful.

Oh, good.

Oh, I'm going to sit on top of this, huh?

Oh, come on.

I want to watch this.

It feels nice.

It feels so good.

It looks wonderful.

It looks nice.

It feels wonderful.

Look on his balls.

Oh, that's it.

You guys are doing great.

You just continue this little exercise. I gotta check on everybody else, okay?

Hi there.

Hi, Jackie.

How's it going?

Okay.

What do you say we have some fun with Keith and Michael?

Sure.

What should we do to get them interested, though?

Let's just play around with them a little bit and see what happens. What do

you say?

Great idea.

Okay.

Slowing down, Hanson? Yeah, I think so.

Why don't you let me help you develop some real muscles?

He's definitely world class.

Miss Shelley.

Come over here.

Yeah.

Right here.

Isn't that much better?

Oh, yes.

It's so hot and sweaty.

Oh, yeah, I eat my pussy.

Oh.

cock inside me

hey

how about some real fun want to go join susan and keith

sure

Jackie, you come up with some great routines.

You guys keep up the workout.

Make this a really good one. I gotta check on everybody else, okay?

Roger,

Shelly, I see you've already caught on to my sexercise.

Mind if I join you?

By all means, Jackie.

Show us your stuff.

Why don't you sit right here?

Just look at this muscle. It's nice and comfortable.

Relax.

Oh yeah.

It makes you a funny housekeeper, all that.

Share it.

Roger,

you just lie back and Shelly can practice her squats. Okay.

Remember, class, lots of rest, exercise, and sex is important for a healthy

body.

Jackie, I don't seem to have a partner to work out with today. Think you could

help me? I'd love to.

Let's try one of my favorite routines.

I think about 69 reps should do it.

I like the way you count. All right.

All right, come here.

All right.

That's our Jackie.

Ooh, this just makes me hotter. I think I need some more work.

How about you, Laura?

I'm with you.

Come on, Arnold.

We need more of your loving touch.

I love working out with you.

I'm a specialist. Oh yeah.

Super.

I'm doing it well.

Easy.

Super.

Oh, Kim, you'll do great. Just relax.

I mean it.

And if you give a damn about your squad in the last, the winners will be Karen,

Marlene, and Jan. And in that order. Now, you got that?

Yeah, you got that?

Hey, come on, you guys. It kind of has got to be fair. You don't understand

that the results are going to be on TV nationwide, man. If the best girls don't

win, I'll look like a fool in the public. Hey, hey, I don't want to hear

any talk like that.

Would you rather be a live fool or a dead one?

Okay, okay, yeah.

You got it. You got it, please. Just let me go.

You just remember that I'm going to be watching you.

I'm watching you.

What's that all about?

Oh, those two hoods just came up and said their girls had better win or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'm a dead fool.

Those were the same two that broke in my gym and tried to sabotage the equipment.

I knew they'd be trouble. You're not just going to let their girls win, are

you? Of course he's not.

Look, why don't you two go find Kelly and Susan?

Try to find Arnold. I'm sure they're looking for him next.

Hurry! Hey,

I don't care what you do to me. It's not fair, and I simply won't do it.

Look here, asshole.

Don't try to be some kind of hero with me.

If our girls don't win, we're going to be a dead man.

You guys are pretty serious, aren't you?

Dead serious.

You just remember, Karen, Marlene, and Jan.

In that order. Okay, you guys, just leave me alone.

We'll be watching you. Remember that.

Arnold, did they hurt you?

Who? Those two jerks who were threatening you.

Threaten me?

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

We heard them talking.

Those are the same two who broke into our gym and tried to rig our equipment.

Come on, we've got to stop them. They went this way. I'm

glad

to see you made it.

Of course we did.

Keep your guard up, because there's two very persuasive punks around dead set on

fixing this contest.

Same two we ran into the other night, Shelly. They've already threatened Jim,

and I'm sure Arnold is next.

Nancy, since you two were finalists last year and can't compete this year, maybe

you could kind of stick close to Jim, like a bodyguard.

You know those two won't do anything if there's other people around.

If they see you again, they'd probably run away.

That would be to his advantage.

I'd love to guard his body.

It sounds like so much fun, just like being in the Secret Service.

Good. Why don't you three find some nice, quiet, out-of-the-way place to sit

until the contest is over?

My ladies will take excellent care of you.

I'm sure they will.

Come on, ladies.

Now, you ready to start getting ready for the contest?

Don't waste your time.

Hey, Tony, you know, I was thinking about... Will you watch where you're

going, man? Shit. I thought we did good today. You're always getting down on me.

We didn't do good. But I'm going to have a second thought, so I think you ought

to go back and double-check.

Really, seriously. Okay, boys, get your hands up.

Sure, lady, anything. Just no more of your little torture techniques. Hey,

this club's empty. Let's put them in here. Get in there, scum. Come on, you

guys. Get in there.

Come on.

Please.

You know, it's almost showtime.

We're going to have to hurry. What are we going to do?

You three go on. I'll stay here.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

We'll be fine.

Here, take this.

Take good care of them.

Especially the big one.

Okay, see you later. Good luck.

Hey, bring me back a trophy. Okay.

Has

anyone

seen our two friends?

Oh, sure did. Susan's guarding them. Good.

Well, we'll check on them in a little while.

Meantime, you ladies have a contest to win.

Laura, would you help him get ready, please?

With pleasure. Good.

Has anybody seen Arnold? Well, he took off after we saw those two guys talking

to him. He was pretty upset.

Damn.

I'll try and go find him. Maybe I can help him relax.

Meantime, you ladies stay loose and listen for your names in case I don't

make it back in time.

You know, it must be awful boring for you to just sit here and watch me.

Not at all.

This is fun.

Oh, come on now. It's a drag and you know it.

What we need is something to liven up the place a little bit.

Any idea?

There is something you could do for us.

Name it. Anything.

But if it's too much trouble... Trouble? Come on, no trouble? What is it? Really?

Well, since you're the expert in physical fitness and bodybuilding, maybe

you could show us where we need a little work.

I'd love to look at your body. I ain't weak spots.

Weak spots, my ass.

Show me my G-spot.

Oh, my God.

Testing. One, two, three.

Are we ready?

Can we get some of the echo out, please?

We're going to be on the air in two minutes.

Good. Oh, by the way, what are you doing later?

I'm going home with my husband.

Figures.

Testing.

Mr. Ferragano. Testing.

One, two, three. We would like to know if we could talk to you during the

contest.

You see, our viewers want to know your opinions.

And the insight that you can tell them as the contest actually takes place.

Well, of course.

I would love to talk to all those viewers out there.

Excuse me, sir. We're not on yet.

Just give us a few more minutes. Oh, of course.

Just practicing. Right, right. Look, what we want is your opinion of the

ladies as they go through their individual poses.

You see, your comments should tell us who has a better chance of winning.

I can't wait.

Good, good.

This guy's from a TV station. He's going to ask my opinion live on air.

Isn't that exciting?

Yes, very.

What are you going to say?

Who I think is a winner and who's not.

From my comments, everyone in TV land will be able to tell the winners before

the results are in.

Isn't that great?

Yes, very.

Excuse me, sir. The camera's ready now.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second annual women's bodybuilding

competition with our celebrity guest judge, Arnold Ferregano.

Covering this event with a local television network is the ever-popular

Kirk Dowdy. What exactly is a winning build, Mr. Ferregano?

Uniformity. A well-proportioned body is best.

Some of those builders go overboard.

Highs too big, too much of a good thing, I mean.

Development should be an equally proportionate thing.

God,

it tastes great.

Yes, I love it.

Oh

yeah,

I'm working.

Well, it looks as though the contest is about to begin.

First we have the introductions and then the preliminary posing.

Mr. Ferregano has been kind enough to let us in on his gut-level feelings at

the girls as they go through their poses.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, our first contestant is about ready to begin her

routine.

Here she is, Terry Armstrong, the ladies' gem.

Terry is 5'7 and weighs 125 pounds.

Well, here's our first lady. What do you think, Arnold?

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, so good.

That feels wonderful.

I mean, she looks wonderful.

Terry is from Washington, D.C. and currently lives in Virginia.

where she raises thoroughbred horses.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, great.

Wonderful. Well,

I realize that bodybuilders are known more for their muscle and not their

articulate commentary, but I believe he likes number one, folks.

How about contestant number two? Our second contestant is Marlene Cox from

the Westside Iron Pumpers.

Oh, no.

That's no good at all.

Oh, no.

Westside Iron Hunters and Belay's Gym have been competing against each other

in every heat this year.

Rivalry is fierce.

Some even intimate foul play.

Marlene is 5'7 and weighs 120 pounds. That bad, huh?

I guess that's a thumbs down for number two, folks.

Well, let's try contestant number three.

Our third contestant is Kim Baxter of the Lay's Gym.

Kim is 5'4 and weighs 110 pounds.

Oh, I really just love it.

Oh, yeah.

That's there.

Kim is a resident of Missoula, Montana.

She keeps in shape by working at a local lumber mill.

I guess that makes her a lumber Jill.

Sorry, folks.

Thank you, Dick.

Yeah, that's fair.

Much fair.

Keep it up.

Well,

I guess when Mr. Ferregano likes him, he really likes him.

Come on, let me unwrap this.

I

hope

everybody else is having as much fun as us.

I know we're working out harder than they are.

Oh, you taste so good.

Oh,

yeah,

nice and deep.

Oh, God.

Oh,

that's huge.

Only two contestants left ladies and gentlemen here again from the west side

iron pumper is Aaron Britt Aaron dust may be the stiffest

competition in this contest for the Lay's gym. Ouch Ouch, oh,

oh, that's not good That must be bodybuilder's lingo for someone pulled a

muscle.

Maybe this last one is a little bit better.

Our final contestant is Kelly Miller of the Lace Gym.

Kelly is 5'8 and weighs 125 pounds.

This is her first meet since her tryouts for the U.S. Olympic team.

Good luck in the trials, Kelly.

Thank you, Kelly.

While we're waiting for the results of the competition, I would like to remind

everyone to be sure and purchase their season tickets for this year's roller

derby events to be held in this auditorium every Tuesday and Thursday.

We're down to our five finalists in this competition.

All on stage for one last moment together. Judging from the witty and

descriptive commentary coming from good old Arnie here, I believe we have a

winner in Kim Baxter.

So tell me, Arne, I really don't understand the reasons for your

decision.

Could you let me in on some of the finer points of judging?

Oh, well, strength, beauty, success, I mean, success

record. Oh, God, I'm convinced Kim has

an excellent chance of scoring big with a tongue-tongue technique.

From the look on our judge's face, I believe our results are coming soon.

Well, I see the final results will be up any moment now, and I'm... I'm...

I'm

beginning to see the merits of judging now.

To review for you all, our finalists are Terry Armstrong of Lelay's Gym. Oh, yes,

that's good.

Kelly Miller of Lelay's Gym.

Kim Baxter, also of Lelay's Gym.

Karen Fritz of Westside Iron Pumpers. And Charlene Huss, Westside Iron

Pumpers.

The result of the second annual women's bodybuilding competition.

Oh, I see the final results are coming in now.

First place, Kim Baxter of the Late Ships.

And our winner is Kim Baxter in first place.

Second place goes to Kelly Miller, also of the Late Ships.

Kelly Miller in second.

And the third and final winner is Terry Armstrong of Lelay's Gym.

And Terry Armstrong third. How about that, folks?

A sweep for Lelay's Gym.

Congratulations to all our winners.

Cut, cut. Go to commercial.

Thank you all for coming today.

Please use the side exits.

If you leave the auditorium, a videotape of today's competition is available

thanks to Wonderful World of Video, distributed by Classics Video.

Anyone interested should inquire at the bottom.

And thank you again.

By all your smiling faces, I'd say we have some winners here.

That's right. Kim is our champion of the year. But of course, Kelly and Terry

weren't far behind.

You mean we took first, second, and third? That's right, Shelly.

That's more than enough cause for celebration.

How about a party?

All right.

Jackie, I have to ask you something. Arnold, where's your manners? Aren't you

going to congratulate our winners?

Arnold, thank you so much for being fair.

Of course.

They're most deserving. Always win. It's party time. Let's go back to the gym.

There'll be champagne waiting for everyone.

We'll ride with you, Arnold.

Those guys might still be around.

Yeah, and we want to make sure you don't get hurt.

Speaking of those two thugs,

where are they?

That's right.

Susan's washing them in the janitor's closet. We better check on her.

I think she's got things under control.

I'd like to get you under control.

Lady, let's get physical.

Come on.

Let's have a party.

They got a body that was made

for loving, and that's just what they want you to do.

So if you're in the bodies, and you want to get in shape,

why don't you go and work out all day over at a Jack in the Box?

is watching you