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Damn, what's up, Ange? How you doing? Looking like Little Bo Peep met Daisy

Duke all at the same time.

Shit!

You're looking good, girl.

You're such a flatterer. No, I'm just trying my best to get lucky.

That's all it is. I think I'm the one that's going to get lucky. You are the

one that's going to get lucky.

I'm very horny.

You're very horny. I'm very horny today.

You're in the mood for a girl today, though. I'm in the mood for a girl.

There ain't nothing that I can do for you.

No, no, no.

I want to be a little school girl.

Yeah? Yeah. You need to do a little buff diving?

I do.

I'm a little cowgirl.

Yeah, you are.

And you're my cowboy.

Dude, that's my kind of store.

Furniture? You want to go find somebody in the furniture store?

Nah, too homely.

Too homely. You want to go take a peek in?

Yeah, let's go.

Well, I wonder if she'll get lucky.

Her hands are on it.

You made a friend, didn't you? I did.

You're amazing. She's an aspiring actress.

Really? Yeah. Did you tell her what we were doing?

Well, I asked her if she was comfortable on camera, and she is.

What's your name, darling?

I'm Faith. I'm Jonas.

Nice to meet you. You do look very good on camera, actually, Faith. Thank you.

Extremely good. Star material.

Absolutely.

Did she tell you what kind of show we were doing today?

I don't know, really.

We're doing kind of like a day in the life of Angie.

That's basically what we're doing.

You know, we're going around town trying to get into some trouble, make friends.

Yeah. And we made our first friend today.

I think we made our first friend tonight. Did we?

Yeah.

So what kind of acting experience do you have, babe?

Not much. I've just done a little commercials here and there.

Oh, you've done commercials?

Yeah. Did you do, like, the high school plays and all that kind of stuff, too?

Yeah, I did them.

Hoping to get out there a lot more.

All right. How old are you, sweetie?

I'm 20.

20? Yep. Did you just move out here?

Yes, I just got out here.

Did she tell you where we were shooting?

We have a studio set up. What we do is we go out, and then when we go back to

the studio, we figure out what exactly we're going to do. Where did you move

out here from?

North Carolina.

Did you leave any boys heartbroken back there?

No. No? Get the fuck out of here. No. How is that possible? Did you leave any

girls heartbroken back there?

No, none of them either.

No? Never, never done that.

girl girl thing huh you didn't go to college that's why you have to have

those experimental college years so yeah so that's something that doesn't appeal

to you at all i've just never really had the experience i've never really thought

about it see that's why i love young girls because they still have so much to

experience right and so do i

She's so cute You know what is great

thing when you put the cute people together we're gonna make magic today, I

don't know this We might we might end up with a second star on this show you

might have to come back and do this a few times All

right, let's hurry back

This is our spot.

Faith, have a seat.

Oh my gosh, I did not realize how high up your skirt goes.

I was down here low with the camera and I could see the bottom of your butt.

Angie, she's wearing a bad girl skirt.

She is.

So what I'm thinking is...

What I should do first is I should get some pictures of the two of you for like

promotions for the show.

You know?

For like the advertisements.

Sound good?

Does that arrive at you?

I mean, basically, when you're working on a shoestring budget, that's kind of

the way you gotta do things. You gotta do things to ask backwards.

Sounds good?

Alright, baby. How about both of you guys stand up together?

Like two pals about to go out on the town.

Yes.

Nice. There you go. Holding hands.

I like it.

Smile.

Ding. Did you just pat her on the ass? Like a third base coach?

You're like a baseball coach patting her on the ass.

It's okay.

She's so nice. I feel like I know her.

You know what I want to see?

Is you two a little bit closer.

Like hold hands.

There you go. See, that's what I'm talking about.

Ta-da.

That's so cute.

I love it. You know what?

Can I get a hug?

Can we do a hug? A hug shot?

You know what? Look up here, girls.

Oh my God, that's a great picture.

Look at that.

What are you doing?

Oh, you are so bad.

Just okay.

You were saying that you had never experienced... I just want to get this

done, you know.

Okay. What do you mean? You're like totally not down? You don't think

Angie's attractive?

Oh, I think she's gorgeous, but... But what?

I don't know. I just... I don't... I don't know.

It's hard to explain.

I don't know if I'm ready.

You don't know if you're ready. I'm sure you would.

I'm sure you would.

Okay. I mean, I guess we could take this show another route, but it just kind of,

Angie was so attracted to you. She saw you in the store and just told me to get

out so she could do, so she could talk to you by herself for a minute.

Well, I'm definitely flattered.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know.

If Angie was touching me like that, I might have a different opinion on

things. Yeah, well.

You don't have a boyfriend or anything?

No. No?

I mean, you haven't been here for a month.

Yeah, but still. And you are in L.A.

Yeah, but I can't let all my guard down.

Taking the strap off, she's putting the strap back on.

You know what? Fine, that's fine. I totally, totally understand that. What

if I, can I, can I get one on camera, like, just a kiss?

Like, a camera kiss, not a real kiss.

I guess just, like, the camera kiss. Okay.

Yes. I need you to act for me.

No, no, not grandma, kiss.

Okay.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

That was

the

first time you ever kissed a girl before, right? Yeah.

Was it that bad?

It wasn't bad at all.

It wasn't bad at all, right? No, not at all.

Look at her. She's gorgeous.

Yeah.

She's yummy.

She's yummy?

I'm sorry. I'm a bugger.

It's okay.

I guess I'm going to have to deal with it.

I think she kind of likes it. Every time you look away, Angie, she gives you a

different kind of look. Really?

Yeah, when she feels like you're not looking.

Tomorrow?

The question is do you like that?

That's very nice.

And I've been all right.

She's nervous

What are you nervous about, baby?

I don't know. What if I... What if you like it? That's what you're nervous

about.

Well, what if?

I don't know.

It's different.

What's different is good.

Oh, please stop.

Why?

No, please. Oh, it feels so good.

I don't know.

Tell me how much you like it she said.

Get a nice and wet.

I'm being a pussy.

Fuck it, goodness.

How do you want me? I love the way she said that. Don't you love the way she

said that? I think she likes it.

I think she does too.

I think I turned another one.

Maybe

your

pussy is crawling.

Um.

You like it?

I love a gamer. I love a gamer.

Why aren't you late?

I went back.

Now you're taking charge.

Yeah.

They'll definitely be different. Yes, definitely.

Everyone has to eventually get fucked.

I like to be teased.

Was that as fun for you as it was for me?

Faith, did you have fun today?

I did.

You did?

Your first lesbian sex?

Yes. Yes.

I don't think you could have possibly picked a better girl.

Bye-bye, ladies.

Bye,

ladies. Bye.

Y'all have fun.