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You ready to do this?

Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to do this.

I just wish I knew what to really expect.

Well, the whole point is to be surprised.

It's exciting.

Yeah, you're right.

It's better that way.

This is going to be good for us.

Yeah, you're right.

So are you sure that's where it's at?

I double-checked the address twice.

Kinda looks shitty.

It's right here.

Ridiculous. Hello?

Anyone home?

Hello?

Hello?

I

can't...

Hello?

What the fuck?

Where the fuck am I?

Oh shit.

Is it

starting?

What the fuck?

Is this what's supposed to happen?

Oh.

Cheers.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Stop. I have a question for you. I have a question. So you can't satisfy your

own husband.

You have a problem satisfying your own husband. Yes or no. It's a yes or no

question. Yes or no.

Yes or no. It's either yes or no.

No. I can't hear you answer me yes or no. No.

No. I can't satisfy him. So I'm a fucking moron.

You're not here because you can't satisfy your husband. Why are you here

for? Answer me.

What's wrong with you? You can't satisfy your husband?

What do you do around the bed?

Do you not fucking suck cock like that?

Do you not suck his fucking cock like that?

Do they not train you?

Do they not fucking train you, you cock whore?

They don't fucking teach you how to be a fucking good wife, huh?

You are a piece of training

equipment today.

Training equipment doesn't talk.

What fucking part of don't make noise do you know

Squeeze don't make noise squeeze them tits. Don't make noise.

Don't you make noise?

Nod your head nod your head nod your head. Yes or no that feels good Does

that feel good yes or no this will be

squeezing your tit hard as I can feels good

Open your fucking mouth, whore.

Open your fucking mouth. Put them all in there.

Right.

Is he your husband or your boyfriend?

He's my boyfriend. Why don't you satisfy him? What is wrong with you?

I just want to try something different.

You don't satisfy him, obviously. What's wrong with you? Nothing.

What is wrong with you?

Answer me.

There's nothing wrong. You know he's watching you right now, right?

He is. What do you think? He's jerking his little fucking cock?

Maybe. What do you think? He's crying.

I'm so nervous about this.

You know what?

We don't give a fuck. Let me just suck my fucking French coke out of this.

Just know that he's watching you, honey, huh?

There.

you come equipped with handlebars don't you yeah just stare around

Look forward, look forward.

Smack this cock.

Smack it. Smack it. Fucking poor Michael.

Not gentle on me.

Stroking. Stroking fucking hard.

Don't stick your finger in his ass!

Don't stick your finger in his ass!

Haha, you're funny!

You think your husband thinks this is funny? What is he, your husband, your

boyfriend? You think this is a fucking game?

Open your fucking mouth.

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

I'm talking spice when you pop a light.

Suck it

Get around and fuck me like heaven.

You fucking not listen to me?

I fucking said fuck me like heaven. What the fuck is wrong with you?

with this whore.

Happy birthday.

Whose birthday is it, sweetheart?

Why are you singing happy birthday?

Just fuck her up.

I think she likes that.

Sing it.

Peacorn, Pop Nuts, Cracker Aide, Lemon Jack. Sing it. Sing it. Sing it.

Peacorn, Cracker Aide, Pop Nuts, and Lemon Jack. Sing it.

Who is the capital of Washington State?

Washington State?

Is it Seattle?

Wrong.

Who won the Civil War?

Won the Civil War? The Americans did. The colonies. The Americans did? Yeah,

the colonies.

The Americans did. The colonies.

Tell us where the Gipper is.

The Gipper?

Just here.

Yeah, what's another word?

Who's hand was that?

Is that what you wanted, huh?