Original subtitles

- How was your first day? - I love it here.

- Baby? - You know what you're doing?

I was trying to clean out the septic tank.

Boy, you 'bout to kill yourself.

Oh, no.

You need to get this stuff off me!

All that doo-doo!

Run, fool!

Lock the door! Cora, it was out there.

It was big, brown, and it smelled like him!

That's it.

If we gonna be in business together,

y'all got to stop all this fussing.

- Can I go to study hall? - What?

You were right.

I just needed to give this place a chance.

So can I go? - Yeah.

I love you so much!

You don't think that's strange?

I think that I'm glad she's happy.

♪

Yo!

Hi.

Where's Mom and Dad?

I don't know.

Okay.

Where's Grandpa?

I don't know.

But it will be so fun to see him.

Fun to see him?

Alright.

Let's be honest with each other.

Okay, uh, how do I put this delicately?

What's wrong with you?

What do you mean?

That. That--that's what I mean.

Why are you smiling so much?

I'm always smiling.

No, you're not. You're normally grumpy.

And sleepy. And annoying.

Do I look like a dwarf to you? I'm just happy.

I mean, Happy was the name of a dwarf, but okay.

Is there something you need?

Are--are you doing your homework?

Oh! Yes, I'm doing my homework.

- Uh, why? - What do you mean, why?

We're in school. We should be doing our homework.

Who are you and what have you done with my sister?

What are you talking about, silly?

Don't touch me!

Something's going on with you.

No, something's going on with you!

What's this?

My phone.

Is this the bus driver?

No.

Why do you have a picture of the bus driver on your phone?

Give me my phone, loser.

Oh, I get it!

You like him!

Philip!

I'ma catch you in these heels.

You're probably gonna fall first.

And he teaches study hall?

I said gimme!

Uh, how old is he? 'Cause he look 25.

If you don't give me my phone right now.

Right now. - I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad.

I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad, I think that's a better solution.

So? Tell them.

Wait, wait, wait. Does he have your number?

No.

Then why is he calling you right now?

Give me my phone! Give--give--

Definitely telling Mom and Dad.

For the last time,

if you don't give me my phone right now--

Say I won't answer it.

- You won't! - Say I won't.

- You won't, you won't, 'cause-- - Hello? Hello? Who is this?

Who is this? Yeah, she busy right now.

I'm going--I'm--

Don't-- - Got the phone in the hand.

He hung up. He hung up anyway.

He hung up.

How old is he, for real?

Okay, relax, relax.

What in the world?

Dang, girl!

Try that again.

You're aggressive this morning.

Hey, but you stopped smiling though.

Ah, ha!

You don't wanna play with me today.

You're right, I don't.

Leave that alone.

And get out of my face!

Okay!

♪

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

♪

- We need help! - Okay.

- Come on! - What do you want me to do?

- To help get him up! - Get him up? Like, how?

He been hit. He could be "unconscilous."

I'm not helping that-- .

So you're not gonna help him get up?

How am I gonna help with a hook?

You can hook it to his collar and drag him.

I'd like to lend a hand, but I only got one.

Grandpa!

What?

Can you at least tell me where the soap is?

In your damn hand.

This is emp-ty!

Girl, we don't use no soap around here.

And how I'ma lather up with a hook?

You should put a pump on your hook.

I should.

That would be nice.

Look!

It's back over there somewhere.

Mom, hey, hey, what's going on?

N-nothing.

I have something to tell you.

Okay, not now, son.

- Where's Dad? - He's, uh--

Full of shit!

Grandpa, would you stop using that language?

Ooh, those are nice.

I said stop it!

She bringing 'em closer.

Mom, Mom, what's going on?

Nothing!

Then--then why y'all running around here like that?

Ooh, Lord, I think I need a mask.

What's happening?

Look, I think there's one in the kitchen.

Oh, okay, I'll look for it.

- Baby-- - Mom--

I'll be right back, okay?

Can somebody please tell me what's going on?

Son, they don't want you to know.

Know what?

Son, your dad--your dad was a great man.

He was great.

Great, great, great.

What?

Yeah, I hit him.

You hit him?

No, technically, I ran over him.

- So-- - In my car.

So my dad was run over by a--a rainbow?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about your dad got hit.

No, he got ran over.

Your dad got ran over and now they're trying to save his life.

Yeah.

Which one am I listening to?

Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand.

Where is he?

He outside.

- Mr. Brown! - He outside.

Wait, okay.

No, no, son, don't go out there.

Don't go out there!

Your dad--your dad-- don't go out there!

Your dad got, uh, focalitis.

Mr. Brown!

No, I gotta go help him.

Even though I'm a little dizzy after that, but I'm--

You know what? Yeah, you go help him.

Go help him. - Mister--Mister--

I will.

Now, Cora, let him do all the work.

Mr. Brown, don't send him out there

to see his daddy like that.

Well, Cora, he need to learn something about life today.

Don't do that, Mr. Brown.

- Is my dad okay? - Yes, sweetheart, he's okay.

He got hit by a car, but he's alright.

I need to go!

No, wait, no, you can't go out there like that.

Look, your daddy was working on the septic tank

and it just blew up and got all over him, that's all.

Boom, logs and stuff hitting him,

toilet paper, and that--

- A septic tank burst? - Yes.

- All--all over him? - Yes, it got all over him.

-Mm-hmm. - That's why we need these.

So you don't wanna go help him, baby.

Yeah, you're right.

Well, baby, don't worry about it.

He's okay.

Cora, he don't look worried.

Look at his face. He don't look worried.

You guys go on and handle that.

And just let me know when, uh, he's all cleaned up.

Oh.

Told ya, he ain't worried at all.

Not enough to clean sewage off him.

You children today...

Boy, is that girl--what?

Wow! How's she-- - That's enough!

Mr. Brown, come on and help us!

- Cora, I ain't going out there. - Why? You did it!

Well, ain't nobody telling him to go around and walk around

smelling like Stink-a-litas! - Would you come on?

Cora, you ain't got to be hollering at me like that.

That ain't Christ-like.

The Lord will talk to me in a small, still voice,

like this: Stop it, my child.

Would you come on? Get out of here.

Cora, the Lord told me to tell you to quit!

Well, come on!

Hey, boy.

Let me see that video.

Hey, hey, don't touch it with your hook.

I'll touch it with my hook.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?

- To the mall. - And does Mom and Dad know?

Yeah.

No, they don't.

Yes, they do. Which--mind your own business.

Are you going to see... him?

- Philip. - No, for real, how old is he?

Look, I'm going to the mall, okay?

And is he gonna be there?

Again, mind your own business.

I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

I got stuff on you, and you won't.

Don't you see Grandpa back there looking?

He can't hear nothing.

- Sandra-- - No.

Bye, loser.

Sandra!

Bye-bye.

You don't even know him!

I will be back in one hour.

Sandra!

Fine! I'm coming too!

Them damn kids think I can't hear.

What a little fat ass.

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What kind of family is this?

The kind that won't pick up bull, that's what kind.

You got such a nasty mouth.

And you've got a nasty face.

My goodness. Would you two stop it?

You better get your daddy.

I ain't her daddy. You're her daddy.

It's already been established that I am not her daddy.

Is that so?

- You know what, Brown? - No, I don't know what.

Tell me.

Chicken butt. Take your time and lick it up.

Would you two stop it?

You could've killed him.

Cora, ain't nobody gonna kill him.

I wasn't doing but 75 when I hit him.

- 75? - Yes.

And he was slimy, and he just ehhh...

Slid right off the car.

I hope he's okay.

- Cora, quit lying. - What you mean?

You didn't even wanna help the boy!

Well, he had sewage all over him.

What was I supposed to do?

Cora, what was you supposed to do?

- Yeah! - You done took that class.

What?

You could've slid him over and cleared his mouth of debris...

and then just... do it like--

No, no. No, no.

If I had to do all that, he was gonna be dead.

- Cora. -What?

I taught you better than that. I thought you was a Christian.

I am a Christian.

Well, what would Jesus do?

He would've told him to take a bath.

Or made it rain and washed him down.

Cleaned him up. - Cora, you--you don't talk

about my Lord like that.

You know He don't-- the Lord don't be--

- I-- - You know He ain't gonna--

I'm talking about natural rain.

What you talkin' about? What you know about that?

Oh! Oh, I thought you was talking about

one of them naked clubs. - What you--

They be doing that at the naked clubs.

- Come on. - Don't--don't worry about him.

He's been hit by a car before.

Really?

I hit him twice.

Was it a accident?

Well, he was running off at the mouth, right?

Uh...

And so I--I ran over him.

And then I backed the car up and ran over him again.

See? That's what happened with me.

He was three.

- You're just cruel. - That is terrible.

Don't say it's mean, now.

Well, I wasn't gonna say that.

It just sounds like my momma.

She would've shot first and asked questions never.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Now, don't act like you don't know that.

- Well, I don't. - You should.

That's your baby momma.

- Is not my-- - You are the father.

Not the father.

- That is not my father. - Yes, he is.

He is not. You're my daddy.

Oh! Don't let him in here!

He's clean!

Are you sure?

We went down to that creek.

Grandpa, you ain't have to lock the door.

You smell like hell.

Ooh, are you okay, sweetheart?

Yeah.

What is that?

That's him!

You stink.

Get him out of here. Get him on out of here.

He is hurt, Grandpa.

I'm fine.

Baby, you got hit by a car.

No, no, no, no. I was kind of slimy.

So when he hit me, I just--err!

I just slid off.

I told--I told y'all.

I'm okay, I'm okay. Just chill. I'm alright.

Mr. Brown, don't you have something to say to him?

Yeah. You stink!

- Mr. Brown! - Cora, that boy need a bath.

He need to be dipped in bleach.

Would you stop it?

- Well, okay-- - Come on, come on!

I'm sorry for hitting you or running over you allegedly.

That's what you say

so people won't try to come back and sue you.

It's okay.

Cora, let's go.

Wait, wait, wait. Ah, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh.

- Where y'all going? - Home!

Mr. Brown--

I don't want to stay around with you smelling like that.

We'll wait. You stink!

- Come on! - Okay, Cora.

What--

Mr. Brown has something he want to tell you.

Thank you, Cora, like I couldn't tell myself.

You're welcome.

Go on and tell him.

Cor--let me--let me take my time and tell him, yeah?

Don't rush me.

You know I don't like to be rushed.

- Okay, you're right, you don't. - Don't rush me then.

If you know I don't like it, why you do it?

I don't understand why people do something

they know you don't like, then they turn around and do it.

I apologize. I'm sorry.

- Thank you. - Go ahead.

I like to take my time and do stuff 'cause I'm slow,

like dark chocolate trickling out of a--

Like chocolate that was all over him!

- No, Grandpa! - Okay.

What me and Cora came by here to tell y'all and let y'all know

is we have decided-- - Mm-hmm.

to be business parts!

You--you mean partners.

Cora, don't correct me.

- You said business parts. - I know.

Why are you trying to embarrass me in front--

I'm not trying to embarrass--

Let me say what I want to say.

Okay.

Okay, I'ma do like on that--that--that show, uh,

"Fish Tank."

- I think it's a shark. - Okay.

Okay, for $40,000, Cora and I have decided

that we would like...

we gonna be fair here...

98%!

Get his monkey ass outta here.

Mr. Vinny, watch your mouth!

And that is not what we talked about!

Cora, you know what?

I'm walking away from the negotiating table.

Look at me walk.

Stop me from walking.

You want me to stay...

Mr. Brown--

It stung hard on my back.

It stung. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

What look like this is? "12 Years a Slave"?

- I'm sorry. - Kunta Kinte.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay! Alright. I'm going to be fair.

80%, take it or leave it.

As I said before,

get his monkey ass outta here.

Mr. Lenny, watch your mouth!

- Vinny. - Vi--Vinny.

My name is Vinny.

-Oh. - Vinny with a hook.

I'm sorry, Vinny with a hook. I got it.

Cora, you gonna have to

let me show you my negotiating skills...

or else I'ma have to leave the negotiating table.

That's it. - Well, I'm not at a table.

Hush! I'm trying to get out of here

before the stink kill us all!

Go ahead and tell 'em.

Today is my final and best offer.

80%.

Mr. Brown, we offered you 40,000 for 40% of the company.

I'ma say it like they say on the show.

For that reason, I'm out.

I'm out. - Okay, bye.

- Bye? - Bye.

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye-bye.

Now, you're not gonna start that NSYNC concert again!

Well, that's it!

It's the third time.

Please get his

monkey rainbow ass outta here.

Mr. Vinny!

- Grandpa! - No. Hell, no.

He trying to take advantage of us.

I ain't trying to take advantage of you.

He trying to take advantage of us

like I took advantage of your grandma.

Let's just go talk about it.

There ain't nothin' to talk about.

Just come on in the other room.

Oh, no, I'm not going in the room

with you smelling like that.

- Come over here! - No, no, no.

Why would I go in a smaller room

with you smelling like that, son?

Onion in a Ziploc bag.

Smell like devil ass.

You smell like hot dog weenie water.

You smell like the back of a earring.

Ooh, that can be musty.

Can--can y'all just stop? Please?

Let's just offer them 50/50.

As I said, for the fourth time for him

and the very first time for you,

get your-- - Stop! Don't you say it!

Outta here.

Look, they have the money, and we'll all do better together.

How you know he even have the money?

Look at his ass. - What, what?

- Mr. Brown? - Hmm?

Do you have $40,000?

Yeah.

I wanna see it.

Oh, it's at home under my mattress.

You got $40,000 in your mattress?

Mm-hmm.

What's your address?

My address is 5856--

Mr. Brown--

No, Cora, I got it, I got it.

You might want to get something to write this down.

No, I hear you. I'm listening.

5856 come over here, you're gonna meet Jesus.

It's on the corner of I Ain't No Stupid Fool Avenue.

You think-- - I'ma kill his ass!

♪

Alright, uh, what about a 50/50 split?

That sound like a good deal to me.

Let's shake on it.

Uh, let's wait on it.

I gotcha. I understand that. Yeah.

Cora, I don't think we should do no 50/50 split.

If I'ma do anything,

I want it split right down the middle equally.

That is 50/50.

Fine!

And Grandpa Vinny?

Fine.

Well, we in business together and I love it.

Okay, alright, Grandpa.

Uh, you and Mr. Brown shake on it.

Really?

Hook on it.

Hook it up.

Mr. Brown, stop pulling on the man!

I was trying to-- Cora, it's got me caught.

He got a hand!

Cora, he's just falling apart!

I knew you was faking it!

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