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Shit!

He's mine, Jack. Get lost. Fuck you, he's yours. He's mine. Eddie assigned

this guy to me. What the hell are you doing? Well, then go straighten it out

with Eddie. I'll collect the money. Hey, I almost got killed trying to get this

guy. He shot at me. What the fuck? Back off, goddammit! I said I'm taking him,

all right? All right, Marvin. This guy's worth 1,200.

Okay, okay, Marvin. What the hell are we fighting for? We're friends.

Hey, nothing personal, Jack, but fuck off, all right? Hey, get easy.

Jesus.

Marvin, watch out!

What the fuck? What's going on? You guys ain't cops.

No, we're ballet dancers.

Did your mother ever teach you how to react to strangers?

Not shoot at them, huh?

Hey, Marvin.

Thanks for the car.

You sleep, and I'll bring it back a little later.

Got a delivery for you, Gooch.

Jack, the soda machine's been out for a week and a half.

Check that bump, would you?

Okay.

All right?

Give me any trouble?

Did you give me any trouble?

Fuck you, man!

Fuck you too, man! Move it!

Slap it.

Moscones, bail bonds.

No, it's cash only.

No checks, no cards.

I'm sorry, ma'am, that's the policy.

I wish I could help you out.

Sorry.

Just dropped off Boucher. Is that he in?

So you finally caught someone, Jack.

Jerry, is he in?

I think that's terrific.

Jack, I've tried to reach you since last night.

What do you got for me? You were trying to reach me? Yeah. It's Boucher.

Oh, Boucher. Good score, Jack. 900, right? No, it's 1,200.

No, nine.

That's 1,200. Come on.

No. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Someone's killing me. I'm going over to Chinlu's for breakfast. I want to talk

to you.

About what?

I'll talk to you over there. Could I have my money first?

Of course.

What do you think? I'm gonna try to stiff you? You?

Never. He would never try and stiff me. Do I detect some kind of sarcasm here?

Never. Where do I... Where have I inherited this reputation?

I have never done business with anybody, and Jerry is my witness, that I have

ever, ever, ever... Does that phone ever ring? Has that phone ever rang with a

complaint about me?

Never. Never. So let's go. I'll buy you some breakfast. I don't need breakfast.

Well, then have an early lunch. Let's go.

You ever hear of a guy named Jonathan Mardukas?

I do. Yeah, I know who he is.

What do you know?

He's that accountant that embezzled a couple of million from some Vegas wise

guy and he gave it to the charity. That's very good. Only thing is that it

wasn't a couple of million. It was $15 million.

It wasn't some Vegas wise guy. It was Jimmy Serrano.

I know. I know. I can read the papers.

Well, look, I don't want to bring up the past, but isn't Serrano the guy that ran

you out of Chicago when he was running things back then?

He didn't run me out.

Yeah, right, right, right. You give up being a cop to do this shit.

All right, what's the point?

The point, Jack, I bailed out the accountant.

See, I didn't know who he was at the time. I mean, had I known, there was no

way I would have put up the bond.

I mean, it's only a matter of time before Serrano vanishes this guy from

the planet, and I'm out $450,000. You're out $450,000 on this guy?

No. No.

No, because I got you, and you're the best, and you're going to find him and

bring him back. Yeah, right.

How do you even know this guy is still alive?

Because this guy is crazy. He sends postcards to Serrano.

He's telling him what a great time he's having with his money.

How much time you got left?

Friday midnight, I default.

I eat the 450.

This Friday?

That's five days.

Forget it. You go find him. Give me my money. All right, look. Listen to me.

I'll give you four.

I'll give you 50 grand.

50 grand? I got to chase you down for 1,200.

Forget about it. No, no, no, no, Jack. Please.

Jack, nothing. Forget about it. What else you got?

God, I got nothing. This is it. If you don't find this guy, I'm out of

business.

Eddie, I'll do it for $100,000.

$100,000? Are you out of your mind?

This is an easy gig. It's a midnight run, for Christ's sake.

Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm tired of getting shot at. I'm tired of this

miserable fucking business, every low life that I run into. If you're going to

pay me, you've got to pay me what's right. You want me for this job?

Give me what's right.

First of all, The guy is an accountant. He's not going to shoot you. All you

have to do is find him. You put him in a bag, hit him with a rubber hose, bring

him home. Oh, man, it's easy for you to say. Listen to me. It's $100,000, no

more, no less, and I want a contract. Contract?

That's right.

I want it in writing.

$100,000, and I'll have the duke here for you by Friday night. Now, can I have

my $1,200, please?

You're worse than any crook I ever put a bond up for.

Stanley?

Stan?

Hey, big dog.

How are you? What are you doing here?

Listen, I need a favor.

I need to see the booking slipper for Jonathan Mardukas. M-A-R-D-U-K-A-S.

Yes, sir.

What's that?

The number he called right after he was arrested.

212 area code.

Looks like I'm going to New York.

Hey, Jack Walsh.

Excuse me. Are you Jack Walsh? I'm sorry, do I know you?

Alonzo Mosley, FBI.

Oh, that's a nice badge.

How can I get one of those?

I want to talk to you, Jack. Yeah?

Why don't you call my social security? Yeah, very funny.

I want to talk to you.

Take your hands off me.

Geez.

Take it easy.

You know it's a $10 fine for jaywalking in those things? All right, shut up.

What I want to know is, are you working on anything having to do with Jonathan

Mardukas?

Never heard of him.

Well, I believe you have heard of him.

Let me tell you something, asshole.

I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years.

Madukas is my shot.

I'm gonna bring him into federal court.

And I don't want any third-rate renter thug who couldn't cut it as a cop from

Chicago bringing him to L.A. on some bullshit local charge.

Do I make myself understood?

Can I ask you something?

These sunglasses, they're really nice.

Are they government issued, or do all you guys go, like, to the same store to

get them?

Do I make myself understood?

Can't you take a joke?

Get him out of here.

No, let's talk some more.

Get the fuck out of here. If I hear anything, I'll let you know, okay? Have

a nice day.

You think I can have my sunglasses back?

I need your sunglasses.

Go ahead.

Thanks.

Thanks for this, too.

Alonzo Mosley.

Alfonso.

How's that?

Looks fine to me.

Harold Longman, please.

Harry, Jack Walsh, how you doing?

You got that address check on that phone number for me?

Okay,

thanks a lot, Harry. Say hello to Julie for me.

Okay, bye.

You Jack Walsh?

Who wants to know? That's a yes.

We'd really like to have a word with you.

Oh, yeah? What about it?

It involves big cash, a lot of prizes.

I'll make it short and sweet.

The people I work for, really interested in your visit here. Oh, yeah? Who are

the people you work for?

An old friend of yours from the Chicago days.

He's here for the Duke.

You think he's in New York? And we think you're right.

That's a nice jacket. What is it? Gold skin?

Come on, Joey, please, will you?

Never mind him.

The way I hear it, you didn't cooperate with my boss a few years back.

Is that the way you heard it?

Yeah. But I got a newsflash for you, Jack.

He'd pay a hell of a lot more for the Duke than that putz bail bondsman back

in L.A.

Oh, yeah? How much more?

How about a one with six zeros?

Are you gonna propose?

Propose. Propose. Because if you're not, quit staring at me, okay? Staring at

you? You're staring at me. Come on, Joey. Back off, will you, please? Come

on. Mr. Walsh?

Your car is located in space number 206. We should catch our shuttle bus just

through these doors.

Thank you.

Here's my number, Jack.

Here's for Tony Garvo. That's me.

Don't put your truth wherever I am.

And be good to yourself this time, okay?

Tell Jimmy I said hello.

Hello, Mrs. Nelson? Yes?

Alonzo Mosley, Federal Bureau of Investigation. How are you this

afternoon?

I'm fine.

Let me get right to the point, if I may, Mrs. Nelson.

An agent in our Los Angeles office discovered a detail that was somehow

overlooked until now. It seems that when a Jonathan Mardukas was arrested, you

were the first person he called. Is that correct, Mrs. Nelson?

Needless to say, this is a matter of great concern to us, and if it would not

be too much trouble, we would like you to come down tomorrow morning to 26

Federal Plaza. Do you think you could do that?

I suppose so.

About 9 a.m.? Yes.

Just ask for Agent Alonzo Mosley.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Have a nice day.

Oh my God.

Helen.

Helen, what's going on?

Jonathan, the FBI just called. They know we spoke the night you were arrested.

Hang up the phone, Helen. Right now.

Oh, sweet music.

Did you check?

Put your hands up against the wall. Your hands up against the wall.

Spread your feet.

Relax, it won't be a problem.

Put your left hand behind your head.

Put your left, that's it.

You're taking me to the airport, aren't you?

You don't look like an FBI agent to me.

Yeah? Well, you don't look like a duke to me.

You're an FBI agent. Why don't you just take me to the FBI office?

If you don't be quiet, this is gonna be the worst trip of your life.

You work for Jimmy Serrano, don't you?

I don't work for that piece of shit. Your bail bondsman hired me to bring you

back to L.A., and that's what I'm doing.

I got money, you know. I'm sure you do. I'll give you whatever you want.

Stop by shutting up. I know you all have two minutes, and already I don't like

it.

Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.

I can't keep you cuffed on a commercial flight, and I gotta check my gun with my

luggage, but you fuck with me once, and I'm gonna break your neck.

I can't fly.

What? You heard me. I can't fly.

No, no. You're gonna have to do better than that, pal.

No, I don't have to do better than that, because it's the truth. I can't fly. I

suffer from aviophobia. What does that mean?

Means I can't fly.

I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia. I'll tell you what, if

you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from fistophobia.

Marscones, bail bonds.

Jerry, put Eddie on the phone.

Jack, what's the progress?

I got him. You got who? The Duke. He's standing right here.

You got him?

Already? Sure do.

Want to say hello?

Say hello to your bail bondsman, Eddie Marscones.

Hello.

There you go, Jonathan Mardukas in the flesh.

Jack, I love you!

What happened? How did this happen? Where'd you find him?

I found him in New York. We're at the airport.

Holy Christ, this is wonderful.

This is wonderful news.

I'll be in your office by midnight tonight, and I'm telling you right now,

Eddie, I don't want to hear any bullshit. I want the money tonight.

So go and get one of your Swiss bank accounts.

No, Jack, you don't have to worry about nothing. It's the best money I ever

spent. Okay, I'll see you in a few hours.

All right, I'll see you later.

So what's that all about?

Jerry, Walsh got the duke!

Walsh got the duke? He got him! He got the duke! No kidding?

Discords for a celebration.

I'll get some donuts.

How do you think Walsh found him so fast?

Yeah, hello.

Tony, this is Jerry.

Jerry who?

Jerry Keisler.

What are you doing?

I'm eating dinner. What do you want?

Look, I hate to bother you, but I thought you'd like to know that Walsh

found the Duke in New York.

They're flying in tonight.

They should arrive around midnight.

Don't forget me, babe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kid, yeah. Thanks. Good night.

Looks like your old friend found the accountant.

They'll be flying into LA around midnight.

Half a minute at the airport.

You understand?

Done.

Can I take a coat? Oh, that's fine, thanks.

Can I take your coat?

This place is nice.

I can make a habit out of this.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good evening to you.

Would either of you like a drink before we take off? Yes, we would like one of

your finest champagnes.

Certainly.

Let's see.

Oh, look at this.

Only in America.

What a country.

Huh?

Unbelievable.

I think I'm gonna have the steak.

How about you?

I'm hungry.

Well, why don't you then get the lobster, because then I can get a little

surf and turf action going.

I got a problem.

I can't fly. I don't think you're taking me seriously.

I'm taking you very seriously.

I can't be on this plane.

You think I haven't heard your story before?

You think you're traveling with a fucking novice?

You know what I'm talking about?

That's it.

Settle in.

If you want to get up and talk and social, mingle with the rest of the

passengers, be my guest. You ain't going nowhere.

There's a couple of nice-looking people here.

Better class of people.

Your class.

Probably all embezzlers, too.

Come fly with me, come fly away.

Why don't you just try and relax?

Just calm down.

Just relax and calm down.

What are you getting so excited about? No, I can't.

It's... No, I can't. I can't.

No, no, no. I can't. Just relax. I can't. Just relax.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I tell you?

Don't pull that shit on me. No, no, no, no. No, no. I'm telling you. I'm telling

you. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. No. I can't. These things

go down.

These things go down. They go... It's too big.

It's too big.

It can't go up.

All right, everyone, just calm down.

All right, what's the problem?

It's nothing, sir.

It's okay. Alonzo Mull's the FBI. This man is in my custody. I've taken him

back to Los Angeles. There won't be any more problems.

I don't want to fly. I can't fly, really. You can't take a prisoner aboard

an airplane if he doesn't want to fly. You should know that. I do. I'm sorry. I

thought he was bluffing. I thought he was bluffing. I suggest you find some

other mode of transportation.

What the fuck are you smiling about?

I love to travel by train. Oh, yeah? What do you think this is, a class trip?

Are you always this angry?

Hey, look, right now I'm in a great fucking mood.

You wait till I'm cooped up on that thing for a while, and you're not gonna

be smiling. You're gonna be running for that fucking jail cell.

Still gonna make your schedule?

I'll make it 14 hours to spare.

Oh, nice.

It's a double. It's a double. Nice lot of room. How'd you like? Good.

Thanks. Thank you, because it's starting to cut into my wrist.

Thank you.

You know, it just gets the skin after.

What?

Oh,

come on. Come on.

Oh, you know, why would you do that? Oh, you'll enjoy yourself. This is my room,

and that's your room. Good night.

Hey, can I help you guys?

Special Agent Mosley, FBI.

Mosley? A row of you guys named Mosley? What the hell are you talking about?

You're here to pick up a prisoner, right?

How'd you know that?

He was afraid to fly, so he got off the plane.

He left with an Agent Mosley.

Sir, that must mean that Walsh has your identification.

Yeah? Is this moron number one?

Put moron number two on the phone.

Yeah, Jimmy, he's right here. Hold on.

He's pissed.

Yeah? I thought you told me this guy was gonna be on the plane.

That's the information we got, Jimmy. That's the information we got. I'm gonna

tell you something.

I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast.

You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your

work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you

understand me?

You got it, Jimmy.

Tony, he ain't mad at me, is he?

Jack?

Jack, I think this is illegal.

Jack, I don't think you can keep a person in a bathroom like this.

It's very claustrophobic in here. Yeah, it is?

Well, I'll tell you what, when we get to L.A., you can tell the prison

psychiatrist all about it.

There's no air.

There's no ventilation in here. I told you I was claustrophobic. Come on.

What do you think I'm going to do? Jump off a train moving 90 miles an hour?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Good, thanks.

Thanks.

Sit down.

Nice.

Much better. Thank you.

Good.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

Arithmetic. Maybe I can help you. I am an accountant.

Well, you know, I was thinking after I turn your ass in to collect my money,

I'm gonna open up a nice little coffee shop.

How much exactly are you getting for me? I don't think that's any of your

concern, but I'll tell you just to tell you.

$100,000.

$100,000?

Does that mean you'd take $100,000 to let me go?

Not by a long shot.

$200,000? I never took a payoff in my life, and I'm not gonna start with

someone like you.

Why not?

Because you're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're going and

I'm gonna take you there And if I hear any more shit out of you I'm gonna

fucking bust your head and I'm gonna put you back in that fucking hole And I'm

gonna stick your head in the fucking toilet bowl. I'm gonna make it stay

there I

have to tell you a restaurant is a very tricky investment more than half of them

go under within the first six months

If I were your accountant, I'd have to strongly advise you against it. You

would, huh? Well, you're not my accountant.

No, I mean, if I were your accountant... I told you. I took you out here... No,

I'm just saying that it's a very, very tricky business, and if I were your

accountant, I would really strongly have to advise you against it as a... as an

accountant. You're not my accountant. I realize I'm not your accountant.

If I were your accountant...

How the hell could he miss the goddamn plane?

He coughed from the airport.

All right, all right, it's time to bring in Marvin, all right? Call him up, he's

in Pittsburgh.

Marvin Dorfler? Yeah, Dorfler, under D in the Rolodex for jerk, Jerry.

Can I at least have some French fries?

I said no, pecker breath, now shut up.

Yeah, Dunstan.

Marvin?

Sweetheart, am I glad I got you.

Boy, do I have a job for you.

Yeah, I'm listening.

First of all, I gotta apologize, because we were trying to find you, and it's a

very important job, and I couldn't find you, so I had to give it to Walsh, but

now he's fucking it up, so... I don't know why you keep hiring that fucking

guy. I know, I apologize.

You are the best at what you do, you know that?

Now listen, do you know who Jonathan Mardukas is?

No. Jonathan Mardukas, the Duke.

Eddie, I never heard of him.

What's important is that you find him and you bring him back, okay? Now, last

I heard, he had them in New York, and now I don't know where the hell they

are. But if you find them, I'll give you what I'm giving Walsh. Yeah? What's

that?

25,000.

But you gotta have them back by Friday midnight, otherwise the deal is off.

Yeah, well, don't worry, Eddie. For 25 grand, I'll bring him in on a silver

platter. Bring him, uh, anywhere you want, but bring him, okay?

Bye.

Hey, scumbag.

My name's Carmine, fucko. Yeah, well, Carmine, today's your lucky day.

Why is today my lucky day?

Shut up.

Yeah, yeah, my name is Jack Walsh. Uh, excuse me, John Wesley Walsh.

Yeah, I think I lost my credit card.

Can you tell me the last place I used it?

Yeah, 731-483-9521-13.

The Amtrak office, Grand Central Station?

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that now.

Yeah, okay, yeah, thanks very much.

Hey, uh, maybe we ought to cancel that card, huh?

Yeah, thank you.

Familiar with the word arteriosclerosis?

Cholesterol?

You want, I'll outline a complete balanced diet for you.

They'll mail it to me from C-Blog.

Why would you eat that?

Why? Because it tastes good. But it's not good for you.

I'm aware of that.

Well, why would you do something that you know that's not good for you?

Because I don't think about it.

Well, that's living in denial.

Living in denial? Yeah.

I'm aware of that.

So you're aware of all your behavior, yet you continue to do things that

aren't good for you. That sounds sort of foolish. Don't you think so, John? No.

Stealing $15 million from Jimmy Serrano sounds foolish.

I didn't think I'd get caught.

Now, that's living in denial.

I'm aware of that.

Oh, so you're aware of your behavior, and yet you continue to do things that

aren't good for you. Sounds kind of foolish to me, don't you think, John?

It was foolish.

But taking 15 million of mob money and giving it to charity was good for a lot

of people. Oh, so you pissed off a mafioso killer just to be loved by a

bunch of fucking strangers. That makes a lot of sense.

Don't you want to be loved?

There are lots of people who love me.

Really?

Who?

I got an ex-wife and I got a daughter in Chicago.

How did they put up with all your sarcasm?

Beautifully. I haven't seen either of them in nine years.

Think maybe we should go see them?

No, I don't think maybe we should go see them.

Thanks for the interest, though.

Your job must have been tough, huh? I didn't do this, then.

What'd you do? I was a cop.

You were a cop in Chicago?

Then you must know all about Jimmy Serrano.

Do you have the right to ask me certain questions?

Yeah, I think I do.

No, you don't.

I think I do. No, you don't. Why not?

Dinner's over. Let's go.

Michael, see, this is going to be some fucking trip, boy.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, Jack. I'm not going to be with you that much

longer. What do you mean?

Well, what I know about Serrano, if I go to jail, I'll be dead within 24 hours.

So sooner or later, I'm going to have to give me the slip.

Glad you find it humorous.

Let's go.

$2, that's all you're going to leave?

That's 15%. That's 13%. These people depend on tips for a living.

Can I help you, sir?

Yeah, yeah, I'm looking for this buddy of mine, Jack Walsh. He told me he'd

meet me on his train.

Yeah, Mr.

Walsh. He's in bedroom D, next car.

That next car? Yes, sir, that way.

Thanks. Good thing.

Have a good night.

One word and you're dead, asshole.

Son of a... How the fuck did you

find out where I am? Fuck you, shit. I ain't telling you shit.

You're gonna force me to do something I don't want to do?

All right, everything's under control. Take it easy.

On to Mosley, FBI.

Radio ahead. I want the local police at the next stop to place this man under

arrest. What the fuck are you talking about? That's enough out of you.

Go ahead, get on the horn and call the cops.

This is good news or bad news.

Apparently, Mardukas and Walsh are on the Amtrak headed to Los Angeles.

Another bounty hunter was arrested after he tried to take Mardukas away.

I want the jet ready in 20 minutes.

Where's Jack Walsh?

He got off with the other guy two or three stops ago.

His real name's Mosley.

I'm Mosley!

I want to make a collect call to Eddie Muscone from a Jack Walsh.

Muscone, Dale Barnes.

Courage, Jack. Put Eddie on.

Jesus, Jack, where the hell have you been? Jack, I want to talk to him.

Jack, where are you?

Where am I? Eddie, I want to ask you something. How come Dorfla wound up on

my ass? Did you put him on this, you son of a bitch?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Dorfla, I don't even... How can I put Dorfla on

you? I don't even know where the fuck you are. You had nothing to do with it?

Where are you? You got the Duke or what?

You're damn right I got him. Where are you?

Where am I? I'm somewhere between, I don't know, Toledo and Cleveland.

We're getting on a bus.

Bingo. Bus? What are you going to do with Jack Duncan? What, are you out of

your mind?

Will you just shut up for a minute and listen to me?

We're getting on a bus. I just wanted to let you know...

What the hell is this guy doing?

I don't know.

Listen, uh, maybe you ought to get some donuts or something, huh?

Two one-way tickets to Los Angeles, please.

Still gonna make our schedule?

Don't worry. I'll get you there on time. Don't have any illusions.

Illusions? Illusions.

Illusions.

I'm sorry, sir. This cart's been canceled.

Huh?

That's been canceled?

I'm sorry. That's a mistake. Would you please try it again?

I checked it twice, sir. Please try it again. Please try it again.

Should I pay the bill? Shut up.

I'm sorry, sir. It's been canceled.

Ma'am, that is impossible. I pay my bills. There is no way that that could

be canceled. Shut up.

Please. It's canceled, sir. Would you like to try another credit card? I don't

have any other credit cards. Please, would you just try that again?

No. All right.

Alonzo, Jack Walsh, Federal Bureau of Investigation.

This is an official business. I'm taking this man in. He's in my custody. I'm

taking him to Los Angeles, okay? So please try this once more.

Jack Walsh is not the name on that badge, sir.

Would you like me to call the FBI?

Or would you like to pay cash?

How much is it?

$264 for two tickets.

$264.

There's $100.

Got any money on you?

A lot.

Call that a lot of money, huh?

Well... It's enough to get you where I'm gonna get you.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Got the whole fuckin' force after me, huh?

Who the fuck are you?

Special Agent Moose, the FBI.

Aw, goddammit, I didn't do anything.

I just wanna ask you a quick question, that's all.

Yeah, fuckin' A. Help yourself.

So what do you know about Jack Walsh?

Aw, now.

Come on, come on. Cigarettes are killers.

So are women.

Not the right woman. My wife and I have a wonderful relationship.

She stuck it out with me through all of this. Yeah, stuck it out with you and

all your millions. What a trooper. I don't have millions, Jack. I gave it all

to charity, remember?

You didn't keep just a little for yourself, John? I kept enough to get

away and stay here. Yeah, right.

You know, when we change buses in Chicago, you're gonna have a couple

hours. I think you would be a better man if you used that time to look up your ex

-wife and daughter. It's a perfect opportunity. Why don't you mind your own

business?

Let me ask you this. Why is it you haven't seen them in nine years? Why?

Yeah. Just to get you off my back, I'll tell you why. She married a police

lieutenant, and I'm not very popular with the Chicago Police Department,

okay? Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department? That's a

whole other... What, do we know each other? Get...

Why? Why?

What did you do?

Why aren't you popular with Chicago Police Department? Nothing that really

doesn't concern you. She hurt you, Janet?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

What are you sorry about? I'm sorry you're hurt. I'm not hurt.

You just said you were hurt. I'm not hurt.

You just said you were hurt. I didn't say I was hurt. You said I was hurt. I

asked you if you were hurt, and you said, yeah, I'm hurt.

That's because you made me say it. You're starting to put words in my

mouth. Jack, you're a grown man. You have control over your own words. You're

goddamn right I do. So here come two words for you. Shut the fuck up.

Excuse me.

Walsh called Moscone about half an hour ago from outside Toledo.

He's on an interstate coach line.

What? Sir, what do we do with this guy?

Let him go.

Son of a bitch stole my cigarettes.

When's the last time you had a chest x-ray?

You know about secondary smoke?

You can give people lung cancer who are innocent to try to live healthy lives.

Why don't you just...

Go back to sleep. Leave me alone.

Do whatever you have to do. Why don't you put the cigarette out? Why don't you

shut up and leave me alone?

Put the cigarette out, Jack.

Put the cigarette out.

I'm paying the ass this guy is.

Thank you. Thank you.

I thought you were putting it out.

No, I'm not putting it out.

Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?

Seat's downstairs.

What's up? I think you and I should talk.

What are you hanging around for? Take a walk.

I heard somebody picked up Mardukas in New York. It's old news, Sidney. I'm

already on it. I don't have to tell you what'll happen if he becomes a

government witness.

I can assure you that will not be the case. Yeah, I assumed you were taking

that position, but I am supposed to advise you against such acts. Sidney,

relax. Have a cream soda. Everything is going to be all over within a few

minutes.

Who the fuck are these guys?

Hands on the bus!

Fucking

feds.

Remember me?

Agent Foster Grant.

Alonzo, aren't you gonna thank me for doing your job for you?

Thank you, boss.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on.

Wait a minute!

Walsh! You son of a bitch!

My God!

Shut up. What the hell was that?

Shut up. Why were they shooting?

Those are Serrano's people back there. They're not even waiting for you to get

to jail.

Will you turn over here? Why are we running away from...

Because I got to bring you back myself. Otherwise, I won't get my money. I won't

give you to the feds.

Alonzo Mosley, isn't that the name you've been using? Let me see that.

In a swelter of information.

What? They got a tap on Moscone's line.

Son of a bitch.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

How far do you think we're going to get in a stolen FBI car?

What's that for?

An inside joke between me and Alonzo.

Tony Dalvo, line one.

Yeah. Sorry, Jimmy, it didn't happen.

It didn't happen? Say that again, Tony. It just didn't happen.

I mean, there was cops all over the place. There was a million fucking feds

all over. Jimmy, it was a mess.

It was a real mess.

You better get off the line, Jimmy. Sidney.

If they've got a tap on that line, they're... Sidney, shut your fucking

mouth!

Now listen to me, dummy.

Do they have Mardukas in custody or not?

I don't... I don't... Jimmy, I don't know. I mean, the cops are sworn all

over the place.

We couldn't see anything.

Let me tell you two stupid motherfuckers something.

I don't want to get another phone call like this because if I do, I'm gonna get

on a fucking plane and I'm gonna blowtorch the both of you. Do you

understand?

You want to stop? I'm on the phone. I'm talking to Jimmy. What are you doing?

I should have killed Walsh in Chicago a long time ago.

Don't say a word to me, Sidney. Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up

and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

I can't believe this.

I haven't seen either of them in nine years, and the first thing that got out

of my mouth was in the beginning, I borrowed a few hundred bucks.

I have a feeling this is going to be very good for you.

I'm your mother's ex-husband.

Nice kid.

Hiya, Gail.

Hello. How you doing?

I'm doing good.

They mentioned you and him on the news this morning. They did? Yeah.

What'd they say? Anything good?

No.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

You're in a lot of trouble, Jack.

Can I come in for a few minutes, Gail?

Can I come in for a few minutes?

Yeah.

I won't stay long. I just need to borrow some money to get to L.A.

You know I'm good for it.

Jeff, I don't think I have that kind of cash in the house.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm just in a jam, Gail.

You look beautiful.

You don't look much like a criminal.

I'm a white-collar criminal. Jason, go upstairs now.

Jack, you shouldn't be here.

If Ted comes home, he's gonna arrest you and him.

Arrest us?

Yeah.

Then we'd really be in a lot of trouble, because I'm afraid I'm a little short of

bribe money. All right, Jack, don't start. Please, don't.

How is Lieutenant whatever his name is?

Captain now. Oh, Captain.

Royalty. Jack, I don't want any trouble. Do you understand that? Please.

It is not a good day for this. I mean it.

Well, I'm sorry that my fugitive timetable doesn't coincide with your

social calendar. I don't think she was saying that, Jack. Listen, stay out of

this, Jack. All right, same old Jack. You get your feelings hurt, and then you

just walk around and hurt everybody else. The last thing I need now is one

of your lectures. I'm not lecturing you, stupid.

I'm trying to protect you. Oh, come on. Ted is going to be home any minute.

We're all going out. It's an important night for us.

Important night? What's so important about tonight? Wait, let me guess.

What's it, payoff night? All right, that's it. Get out. Get out! Let's go!

Listen, I'm in a big... I just need to borrow some money so I can get this guy

back to LA and I'm out of this miserable fucking business forever.

Can't you understand that?

Hi.

Denise? You got so big.

Uh... Sorry.

I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry. No, hold on.

We're having a...

What

grade are you in now?

Eighth. Are you in the eighth grade?

Here's $40.

That's all I've got, but these are the keys to my car. It's the station wagon

in the driveway.

I'll tell Ted that it's in the shop. Okay.

And we'll worry about it when you get back to L.A.

So, uh, does he take good care of you?

Yeah?

That's all I wanted to know.

So what's he gonna say about this?

He'll understand.

Uh-huh. Yeah, it's love, you know.

Bye, honey.

Isn't much about a hundred and eighty dollars baby sitting money sweetheart. I

can't I can't please I Can't I can't sweetheart

Hello, I'd like to make a collect call to an Eddie Moscone from a Jack Walsh.

Moscone, Bale Barnes.

Jerry, Jack, put Eddie on the phone.

Eddie, it's Jack.

Jack, stop fucking around. Where are you?

Where am I?

I'm in Boise, Idaho.

No, no, no, wait a minute. I'm in Anchorage, Alaska.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the other guys. What other guys?

Well, let me describe the scene to you. There's these guys, see? They've

probably been up for like two days.

They stink of BO. They have coffee breath. They're constipated. They've

been sitting on their asses for so long. They're sitting in a van, and they're

probably parked right up the street from your office.

I'll call you there in five minutes. They can't run a tap that fast.

So long, everybody.

Excuse me. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I think it's for me. Jack,

that you?

Listen, I need you to wire me $500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo,

Texas, right away.

Wait a minute. What do you need with $500 on a bus?

And why the fuck aren't you on a plane?

Did it ever occur to you that I am a professional and that I might have my

reasons? We are driving now and I only have enough cash to get to Amarillo. We

had to scrap the bus.

Fuck the bus. I want to know what happened to the goddamn plane.

He doesn't like to fly.

He doesn't like to fly?

What the fuck does that mean?

Listen to me, Jack.

You got to be back here in less than two and a half fucking days. A half

million...

Eddie, I swear to God, don't start with me now or I will shoot him and I will

dump him in a fucking swamp.

I am in no fucking mood for this. Just send me the money and I'll have him back

by the deadline.

You hear me?

Yes.

Let's go.

Jerry, wire $500 to Jack Welch in Amarillo, Texas right away.

Amarillo, Texas.

Now listen also, get Dorfler down here. Find him and get him down there too.

You got it, Eddie.

Bottles of beer should fall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall. Ba-ba-boom.

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-boom.

93 bottles of beer

on the wall.

Why were you so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?

Because your personality?

What happened back at your house? What was that all about?

Your wife married a corrupt police officer?

What was it all about?

That whole fucking department was corrupt.

There's good and bad everywhere, don't you think?

Well, I'd say there's bad everywhere.

Good I don't know about.

What happened to you?

I wouldn't go on a payroll.

What payroll?

I was working undercover.

I was... close to this guy, big heroin dealer in Chicago.

He supplied the whole city.

Took me a year just to get his confidence.

Listen, when I was about to nail a son of a bitch, my fellow officers

mysteriously discovered seven pounds of heroin in my house.

So this big-time drug dealer gave me a choice.

Get on a payroll like everybody else, get out of town, or go to jail for 30

years.

Well, I didn't get on a payroll.

That's why I do this.

When I find a criminal like you, I bring him in.

I don't have to worry about anybody taking a payoff because there is no

anybody. There's just me.

Did you get yourself a new watch?

Tell you what, I know you better.

You know me better? When are you going to get to know me better? I'm going to

get to know you better. You're not going to get to know me better. Shut up.

That's what I mean.

How much money do I have left?

That's it? That's it.

We're starving and you're buying cigarettes?

I need these cigarettes.

You can have your whatever you're gonna have. I'll have this.

What can I do for you, boys?

Coffee, please.

How much is the coffee? It's 53 cents.

How much is tea?

53 cents.

Okay, and our breakfast special today is chorizo and eggs.

Chorizo and eggs?

Chorizo and eggs.

What is that, please? It's a Mexican sausage mixed in with scrambled eggs,

and it comes with hash browns and toast.

We won't be having that. Thank you.

What time you got?

Ten to nine.

All right, in ten minutes, we'll be at the Western Union office. We'll have 500

bucks. I'll buy you a nice juicy steak or whatever you want, okay?

Three salt eggs.

Huh? Three salt eggs.

I'll get you whatever you want.

You know, John, you're in this mess because you're in this mess. I didn't

put you in this mess.

You understand?

Yeah.

If you had left Jimmy Serrano alone, this wouldn't be happening.

What's the thing Serrano's most afraid of?

Going cross-country with you.

Getting knocked off by his own people.

What I know about his financial transactions can not only put him away,

but every mob guy he ever did business with.

That's why he wants to kill me.

I was gonna put all his records on computer desks.

If I figure out things got too rough, I can always trade them for my life.

So what happened? What happened was I got arrested before I got a chance to do

it.

Why don't you just leave him alone?

You don't look like the kind of guy who would be involved in that sort of

situation. Why don't you just leave that heroin dealer alone?

I was a mob accountant.

I thought I worked in a legitimate firm.

When I found out I was managing accounts that were friends for Serrano, I

couldn't just sit back and do nothing.

Yeah, but John, you still took what didn't belong to you. How can you be on

the side of a mobster? I'm not on the side of a mobster. You're on his side if

you're not on my side. I'm not on anybody's side. I got nothing to do with

it. You got everything to do with this. You're taking me to jail. And in jail,

you know I'll be killed.

That's not my problem.

Oh, it's not your problem? No.

It's not your problem?

Did you read about me in the papers?

Yeah, I did. Were you on my side then?

Yeah, I was.

Then why aren't you now? Because now you're in my way. I'm in your way. I'm

in your way. What you mean is you want the money for turning me in because

that's all you're about.

You're just about to find your money.

Hey, John.

You can think whatever you want to think.

It doesn't matter to me because I'm getting my $100,000 any which way you

want it.

Hey, Tony.

Tony. Hop along. Kiss at each.

You got your camera. Take a picture.

Come on. They got these at the airport. Should I get one on the way back?

Come on. Put that away.

I'm not gonna tell you again.

Tony.

There they are.

How you doing, Jack? Oh, bitch.

Let me send you his regards.

Don't worry, Jack.

They're here for you.

We're here for him. No problem.

What are you staring at?

You gonna propose?

Drop him!

I said drop him, assholes!

Who the fuck are you guys?

Who the fuck are you?

You know who you're fucking with?

No. Why don't you tell me about it?

Make sure you're speaking to the microphone!

Marvin! Marvin!

Very clever, Jack. Now give me the keys.

Come on, give me the keys!

The keys.

Looks like a package deal to me, Marvin.

God damn it! Come on, both of you!

Who the hell were those guys?

Oh, Marvin, you did it this time. What are you talking about?

Those are hired killers back there. Hired to kill who?

Hired to kill this guy. Me.

Me. Can you believe it? Hired by who?

Hired by who? Jimmy Serrano. That's who.

Oh, fuck.

Why do they want to kill this guy?

Don't you read the papers, knucklehead?

Yeah, I read the fucking papers. I gotta wait.

It's Ray Dodge.

Get after him.

How the fuck did you know where we were? I can't take this anymore. Shut up a

minute. Did Eddie put you on this? Of course Eddie put me on this. Son of a

bitch. You know I have a contract with him? You got a contract? Yeah, I signed

it on Monday. He called me in Pittsburgh. He said you were fucking

this thing up. I'm not fucking anything up. You should have been in L.A. two

days ago. Hey, Marvin, don't tell me how to do my goddamn job. And I'm half

thinking not to turn him in just to watch Eddie go down the fucking toilet.

See, that's a good thought.

What? Who the hell's talking to you? Yeah, who the fuck's talking to you?

He's not yours to take anymore, Whipdick. He's mine.

Did you hear that?

Now who the fuck is this?

Jesus Christ!

You guys are the dumbest

bounty hunters I've ever seen!

You couldn't even deliver a-

You think we lost him? I don't know. I don't see anything. Oh, I'm sure. We're

completely safe.

I'm enjoying it.

Barber. Barber, give me a gun. No fucking way.

You give me a fucking gun. Get my gun, Barber.

Don't fuck me, Jack.

Yeah, yeah.

Shit.

They're not after me.

Just kidding. Just kidding.

I thought you threw those away.

Always check the evidence, Marvin. Those are car keys.

Son of a bitch! There goes a hundred grand.

A hundred?

Eddie was gonna pay you a hundred?

Why? What was he gonna pay you?

Twenty-five.

Oh.

Son of a bitch.

Holy shit, Jack!

You got him!

Marvin!

What the

hell

are you doing, Jack?

See you in L.A., Marvin.

I'm slipping. I can't hold on. Give me a hand.

What are you doing?

Good.

Good.

Good.

Promise to let me go?

You promise to let me go?

Fuck you.

Promise to let me go?

You're making it very difficult for me to do the right thing here.

Yeah. All right. I promise I'll let you go.

You all right? Yeah, yeah.

Thanks for saving my life.

Thanks for letting me go.

I'll let you go, all right.

The second you're in L.A. County Jail.

Come on.

Yeah, that's right down here.

You gonna stand there with your thumb up your ass?

Are you going to get me the fuck out of here?

This just came in.

This could upset me.

I think it's safe to say that.

Are you familiar with a dish of a potato dish, a mayonnaise potato?

It's a kind of a fried.

potato, but it's got like an onion in it. It's quite delicious.

It really goes beautifully with steak, chops, you know, hamburger,

cheeseburger, any of your meat dishes. It's just, you know, I have enough money

to buy you as much mayonnaise potatoes as you ever would enjoy.

I think you ought to think about it a little bit because it's nothing but

an... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Coming up.

Hey, you think you could give us a ride to the next town?

Sir, jump in the back. Thanks a lot.

Great, great. See, every ship, there's six nice people.

Yeah, hey, everyone. Yeah, hey.

What's that?

It's hello.

I can say hello in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.

Welcome, sir.

I'm not looking forward to this.

What do you think, I am?

I don't understand the problem with you two. The guy's a fucking accountant.

Jimmy's been bad luck right down the line. Plus, this guy Walsh is pretty

good. If he's that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit you.

I hope there's no chance of any of this coming back to Jimmy. No chance. We

rented the chopper out of Kansas City.

It's five times removed from you, so you're clear of this. Don't worry.

You're clear of shit, Jimmy. You're a fucking moron. The guy is still out

there, ain't he? Let me tell you two guys something.

I'm not interested in seeing either one of you two alive again until you get the

account. You got the message?

It's another ride. This is it? This is it.

Is there a real town around here someplace?

Channons. Channons? Yeah.

How far is that from here? 30 miles.

30 miles. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh.

What the hell kind of town is this?

Is there someone that could give us a ride to Channing? Is there anyone going

in that direction?

No. Excuse me, is there a bathroom in there I could use?

Yeah, go ahead.

Is there a telephone here?

Telephone. No telephone.

No telephone?

Nothing?

Glad you're having a good time.

Son of a bitch, get out of that plane.

You're a goddamn pilot, you son of a bitch.

I didn't mean it was appropriate to share that with you, Jack.

I'm going to fucking appropriate your head, goddamn it. How do you turn this

fucking thing off?

Let me tell you about the coffee shop I'm gonna open up after I dump you off

and get my hundred grand.

You're gonna love it.

All right, get back. Get back. Get back. Everybody, back.

Back.

Give me the keys to the truck.

You can't just steal the truck. Shut up. You're about to steal a plane. I'm

trying to save my life.

You're right. I should give him something. Give me your watch.

Watch? Give me your watch.

Keep it.

It's worth a lot of money.

Get in.

Stand back.

Get in.

Get in!

Jack, let's be fair about this. You lied to me first.

What? At the river. Oh, get the... You lied to me first. You got some

fucking nerve. No, no, you lied to me first.

You lied to me first.

Yes, yes, I lied to you first. but you had no knowledge I was lying about my

fear of flying at the river when you lied to me. So as far as you knew, you

lied to me first.

I can't even argue with you. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking

about. I'm just saying you lied to me first, as far as you knew.

What's the matter?

I got an ulcer. An ulcer? Yeah, I got an ulcer. I got a big fucking ulcer, and

all your bullshit's starting to make it bleed again.

You know why you have an ulcer?

Because you have two forms of expression.

Silence and rage.

She gets the milk to boat it. Don't tell me what I need. I need something to eat.

That's what I need.

What are we going to buy it with, dirt?

You drive to the next town. I'll take care of it.

You'll take care of it? I'll take care of it. What do you mean, you'll take

care of it? Drive to the next town.

But you lied to me first.

Now what? Give me that FBI badge.

The FBI badge?

Yeah, give me the FBI badge.

Uncuff me.

Uncuff you? Uncuff me.

Want to eat?

Want a nice meal?

Want some of that shit you eat?

You fuck with me. And you'll hit me on the head and drop me in a thing.

Who's in charge here?

Who wants to know?

Me.

I'd like to see the manager as soon as possible.

Yes, sir.

Yeah. Lonzo Mosley, FBI.

My partner and I have been tracking a ring of counterfeiters passing phony $20

bills across the state.

Have you received any $20 bills in the last couple of hours?

Yeah, sure. We get them all the time.

You get them all the time.

Would you mind taking two steps backwards?

Would you mind opening the register?

No, don't touch them.

Excuse me.

Contract two, Hank. Check them out.

Give him a pencil, please.

Do the litmus configuration.

You're doing the litmus configuration?

Litmus configuration.

Yes.

You seen any suspicious looking characters around here?

No.

Do you live around here?

Yeah.

How's it look?

This one's bad.

Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed a $20 bill to you looked

like? 30, tall.

About six feet tall?

6'5". Dark brown hair.

Light colored.

Sounds like our man.

That's him.

We're gonna have to take these bills for evidence.

Make up a receipt.

This one's bad, too. This one's bad, too. I'd like you to notify all the

other establishments in the area of this situation.

What's the name of your establishment?

Red's Corner Bar. Are you Red?

Yes, sir.

Do you dye your hair?

No.

Why do they call you Red?

Oh, it's short for Red Wood.

My last name's Wood.

What's your first name?

Bill.

These are all bad.

Those are good.

Come on. We're going to get this train.

What? We're going to catch this train. Come on.

I can't catch a train.

You also couldn't fly. Start running. Let's go. Wait a minute. Wait. It's a

freight train.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

I deeply

feel I can't do this. I said you'll have to travel by train. Get up there.

What are you doing?

You promise to let me go?

Open the fucking door. See you in the next life, Jack.

Glad to see me.

I guess we're in the next life, John.

Don't overreact. Don't overreact.

I won't overreact. Get over here. React.

You do this again.

I'll throw you off the fucking train.

Jack, it's a man. Get down in there. All right, Jack.

Easy, Jack. Easy, easy.

You son of a bitch.

Jack. Yo, shut up. I'm not talking to you for the whole rest of this trip.

Are you guys going to let me go or what?

I'm telling you, I don't know anything.

It's not a fact.

Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us.

Where are they?

You got me?

Inspector, shut up.

Now you listen, you son of a bitch.

I want answers, and I want them right now. What do you want from me? I don't

know nothing.

Sir.

It seems that an agent...

Alonzo Mosley and his partner were seen hopping a westbound freight train near

Channy.

Jack?

What?

Which further do you think we have to go? None of your fucking business.

No, because, you know, eventually I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. Shut

the fuck up.

Did you ever have sex with an animal, Jack?

Remember those chickens around the Indian Reservation?

There were some good-looking chickens there, Jack. You know, between us.

Yeah, a couple of them might have taken a shot at me.

What's with you and that watch? What is it with the watch? You told me when you

get to know me better. You told me about your feelings for chickens.

I mean, how private could the watch be? What's the big secret?

Now, Gail bought me this watch. She gave it to me. It was the first thing she

ever gave me.

She, uh...

She bought it because I was always late, at least a half an hour. So she bought

it and set it ahead a half an hour so I'd never be late.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, I keep thinking we're going to wind up together

again. I don't know why. I'm still hanging on. I'm still waiting around.

I don't think she's coming back.

Yeah, I don't either.

I don't either.

Sometimes you just have to let go.

Just get yourself a new watch.

You're okay, Jack.

I think under different circumstances, you and I

probably still would have hated each other.

We probably could have been friends.

And the next life.

Yeah, the next life.

Yeah, great.

Combinations were wonderful.

You gotta smoke.

Won't smoke.

Fred took my cigarettes.

You want your cigarettes back?

Then you're gonna have to go to Flagstaff to get them.

Because that's where your pal Mosley went.

Just might do that.

Where do you figure we are?

My guess would be Arizona.

We've been going west all night. I think we're almost home.

My mama's dead.

Hey, look, John, you know, the Witness Protection Program isn't so bad.

They'll give you a new name. You'll have a new life. I'm not going to make it to

any witness protection program.

You don't know that, John. I know that. You know that.

Toronto's going to get to me before I get to any witness protection program.

Do me a favor.

Don't pretend you care about me. It really insults my intelligence.

I mean, let's face it. The only important thing about me to you is

getting your money.

You know, I'm really tired of you making me out to be some kind of thug whose

only concern is a big chunk of change.

Did you know that Serrano's people offered me a million bucks for you?

Well, why don't you go for the big money? You're doing his work for him

anyway. I'm working for him anyway.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The reason I do this shit

in the first place is because I wouldn't work for that low-life asshole.

What does that mean?

Nothing. It doesn't mean anything.

Serrano is the heroin dealer you told me about in Chicago?

Who owned your buddies and destroyed your life? That's Serrano?

That's the guy that you're taking me in?

That's the guy that's gonna kill me?

I hope it's a wonderful coffee shop, Jack.

Come on.

What? We're getting off. What?

We are getting off here, Mr. Railroad Man. Come on. What?

No. Come on. What are you talking about? Come on.

Let's discuss this.

No.

Did you

find

anything? Not yet.

It could have jumped off the train anywhere along the line.

See, trains have regularly scheduled stops.

The reason for that is, you know, because people plan to get off the

trains when they stop.

And that's how generally people do it. They don't, like, throw each other off

the trains. That's the purpose of having stops.

What's this?

What are you gonna do? What are you doing now?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh.

Christ, come on, come on. Are you kidding?

I'm going to come out and shoot us, for Christ's sake.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Jesus. Oh, great.

You get it started, and I'll run you over.

That's the best plan I can think of.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Another crime.

Come on.

I don't like this. I don't like anything you do to tell you the truth. Nothing.

Where are we going?

To the nearest airport.

I'm not the kind of guy that says, I told you so.

Oh, shit!

Looks like they've been spotted around 35 miles south of here, near Sedona.

There are officers in pursuit.

Stick the chopper.

This is the kind of situation where something bad happens.

Where you going, Jack?

Let's find out when we get there.

Come too far.

Too far.

I'm too close.

Right. Here we go.

Hello. Hello.

Oh.

Am I lucky or am I just good?

Is that Marvin?

Fucking A, I'm the best.

Marvin?

Hello, Jack, you dumb shit.

Come on, you fucking pain in the ass.

Wait a minute.

If you move, I'll tear your fucking lungs out.

See you in L.A., Jack.

Afternoon, sir.

You're open?

Oh, we're always open.

Hard day, huh?

Hard week.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Could use a cup of coffee.

You're welcome.

Keep me.

Gee, I've been looking all over for these.

Thanks, Alonzo.

Marvin, I have to tell you, I have this very serious fear of flying.

Yeah?

Well, why don't you just relax and sleep through it?

Forget your deadline, Walsh. It's over. That's the way that one went.

I know my rights. You owe me phone calls.

What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls,

the fact that you're gonna spend ten years impersonating a federal agent. Ten

years for impersonating a federal agent? Ten years. Ten years.

How come no one's after you?

Give this guy his call.

Thanks.

Have a little privacy, please.

How's it going, Bill Barnes?

Yeah, it's Jack Walsh. Put Eddie on.

It's Jack.

Yeah. This better be good news, fucking Jack, because you got five hours left.

No, it's not, Eddie. I'm going to let you know, though, that you're a dead

motherfucker. You understand me? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You put Marvin on

this case, you fucking piece of shit? You fucking deceptive! You bourbon! You

serpent! Are you fucking done yet? You slam ball in a sea of busts! You blew

it! What?

You blew it, all right? You had the guy four fucking days, Jack. Four days! You

could have fucking... You could have walked him backwards and not fucking

blown it, but you blew it! When have I ever fucked...

Telling Dorf I offered you $100,000 when I told him I'd give him $25,000? Wait,

wait, wait, wait.

When did you speak to him? What's the difference? When did you speak to

Marvin? He called me fucking, what, ten minutes ago, yelling and screaming,

telling me to go fuck myself.

You're telling me, everybody's telling me to go fuck myself.

What am I supposed to do?

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, what are you

fucking talking about? Look, you got five hours left. Can you bring the

fucking duke in, yes or no?

I thought he's bringing him to you.

I just talked to fucking Dorfler. He don't have the Duke.

What? Where's the fucking Duke?

Hello? I'll talk to you later.

Jack!

Yeah, Tony Darvill there, please.

Who's calling?

Marvin Dorfler.

Yo. I got Marvin Dorfler on the line. Shall I put him through? Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Put him through.

Marvin.

Everything's still on schedule, pal, isn't it? So Dorfler's working for you

guys. Who is this?

This is Jack Walsh.

Jack? What are you complaining for? We came to you first, didn't we?

It's Jack Walsh.

Hold on. Somebody want to say hello?

Hey, too late for you, scumbag. No, no, no, too late for you. I didn't come this

far not to collect my money. You understand me, you motherfuckers? I want

the Duke back.

So what the fuck you telling me for?

What am I telling you for?

What am I telling you for?

What am I... I'll tell you what I'm telling you for. I got some of the

Duke's belongings, that's why, including some computer disks that have every last

detail of Serrano's businesses and his money laundering operations, everything.

I'm gonna turn those discs over to the feds. You hear me?

You tell Serrano I want to meet him with the Duke alone in two hours in the main

terminal at McCarran Airport where we'll make the exchange.

I know he's the only one of you fucking idiots who won't try to take a shot at

me in a public place. And if I see one fucking single goon within a mile of

that airport, and listen to me very carefully, the deal is off and I'm going

to the feds. I ain't gonna bother Jimmy with your bullshit.

Oh, you're not? Okay, fine, fine.

After he's busted, I'll make sure to let him know you knew all about it

beforehand.

You got that, moron? Have a nice day.

Hello, Lonzo. I want to make a deal.

You want to make a deal with me?

What would you do if I could deliver you Serrano?

What do you mean, deliver?

For starters, conspiracy to destroy government evidence.

What government evidence?

Will you let me take the duke back myself and collect my money?

Tell me more.

Well, I'll have to tell you on the way because we got to be in Las Vegas in two

hours.

Marvin?

Marvin? Oh, it's room service.

Here, hold this up so they know I took this today.

I amaze myself. I'm always thinking.

Get it all figured out.

Now, say cheese.

Don't do this, Marvin.

Adios.

There are no real computer disks.

Is that right? Right.

So if you give him blank disks and he accepts them, would that still be

considered an overt act?

If he just sets foot inside the airport, he's committed an overt act, conspiracy

to obstruct justice.

When he shows up with the Duke, you add kidnapping, anybody packing a gun,

conspiracy to commit murder, the fact that it's an airport. Now, Alonzo,

correct me if you think I'm wrong here. I don't want to step on your toes.

You can slap an interstate transportation aide a racketeering rap

on him right away as well.

Yeah, well, none of that bullshit means anything unless you can get him to take

those discs from you. Don't worry. I'll get him to take the discs.

Get a wire on this man.

Marvin? Ain't no hard feelings about what happened back in MRO, huh?

Just one of those spur-of-the-moment deals, you know?

Where is he?

Where's the money?

In the car. Where is he?

Slight change of plans.

Now I want two million.

What? Hey, I read the newspapers, you know?

The guy got you for 15 million, right? So I figured he's gotta be worth at

least two.

I'm a businessman.

How do we know you got him?

I want one million now, then I'll call you in 20 minutes.

Tell you where to drop off the second million.

Once I know it's there, then I'll tell you where he is.

Okay? Not okay.

Why not?

What are you fucking nuts? What's Jimmy gonna say? How the fuck are we gonna get

the duke now?

You got the answer right in your head. What are you talking about?

Paper. Joey, when are you gonna know how to pay attention?

Look. See what it says there?

All right.

This is it.

Tonight is the fucking night. You understand?

I'm sick of all of these screw-ups.

As soon as I get the discs from Walsh, you guys drop Walsh and you drop the

Duke. You understand?

I get the discs, you drop them, okay?

I don't think you should do this.

Oh, really?

What do you propose that I do?

Send somebody with a cash offer, but don't do this.

I know Walsh. He won't take any money from me. He's a very self-righteous type

of guy. It aggravates me. In his mind, this is clean. He gets what he wants, I

get what I want.

The guy's a fucking burnout, Sidney. Sidney, sit down, relax, have a

sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fucking thing.

He's on his way.

He's heading north on Las Vegas Boulevard, approximately two miles from

the airport.

We're right on him.

Why are you smiling?

I feel like a cop again.

So I'm finally in the presence of greatness, huh?

The Duke.

The guy that steals money from the scum of the earth and gives it to the

unfortunates of the world.

I wanted to meet you face to face.

Did you actually think that you were gonna steal my money and get away with

it?

I stopped by here to tell you two things.

Number one is that you're gonna die tonight.

Number two, I'm gonna go home, have a nice hot meal, I'm gonna find your

wife, and I'm gonna kill her, too.

Joey, wait here for my call. Rusty will start heading in. You got it.

Here he comes.

Jack, long time no see.

Long time no see. Yeah, I see you're still spending all your money on

clothes. Well, you know.

Listen, while you're in town, if you want to go see a show, you want a free

meal or something like that, you just let me know, all right? On me.

Step a guy in.

They're a real sport. Yeah.

Just give him the test.

How's your mother?

She's all right.

Daughter's getting big, everything, growing up.

You know, I was thinking maybe if we would have done business way back when,

you wouldn't look like a guy with a fucking cup in your hand.

Trying to make a living. Yeah.

Listen, Jack, you got those discs, or did you lose them like you lost your

job?

Give him the disc, Walsh.

Well, I see you, but I don't see the Duke.

We'll worry about him in a minute. No, we gotta worry about him now.

Let me tell you something, Jimmy.

This isn't a reunion.

If I don't see the Duke in about five seconds, I'm walking.

You know...

You're still way too serious. Really.

Listen, why don't you just hand over the tapes? We'll take a walk. We'll go get

the guy together. What do you say? Fuck you. I'll see you at the arraignment.

Hey, Jack. Jack!

Hey! Where the hell is he going?

You win, all right?

What? You won. What do you want me to do? Yell it all over this fucking

airport?

Where is he?

He's on his way.

You know, I said no goons. Never mind him. You're gonna get what you want.

Didn't I just tell you that?

This thing's gonna give me a heart attack before it's all over. I know I'm

gonna get a heart attack.

Since we have this moment to share together, there's something I've been

meaning to ask you.

Doesn't it bother you that another cop is fucking your wife?

Do you know they made this guy a captain?

Can you imagine that? Go figure it out.

Made him a captain.

May I help you, sir?

Yeah, give me a one-way ticket to L.A.

One-way ticket to Los Angeles?

Will that be smoking or non-smoking?

Take a wild guess.

Smoking.

How will you be paying for this, sir?

Oh, shit.

But look.

What the hell is he doing here?

All right, we have a male Caucasian carrying a green duffel bag, his hands

inside his vest, approaching the subjects. Get him out of there as

quickly and as quietly as possible.

Shoot him if you have to, but get him out of here.

You okay, John?

Yeah. Stand behind me.

Sorry.

Hey, how's everybody doing?

Will you get out of here, Marlon? Back off, everybody.

Back off.

Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you?

Who is this guy?

Jesus. Marvin, Marvin, do you listen to your picture? I'm telling you, get out

of here. Take off.

Wire's gone dead.

Are you crazy? I didn't come all this way for nothing.

Serrano's leaving. Did he take the discs? I don't know.

Serrano's got the discs.

Let him go, Jack.

Serrano's got the discs.

Did he or did he not take the discs? I couldn't tell. There's too much going on

down there.

Momma's got the discs.

He's got the discs.

Momma! Momma! Momma, look out! Momma! Momma! Momma! Look out! Look out!

Falling for that shit again, you're crazy! Momma!

Momma! Look out! You stupid fuck, will you look out?

Serrano's got the discs!

Serrano's got the discs! Move in.

Jimmy, there's something I've been wanting to say to you for 10 years.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

You're under arrest.

Well, we'll catch up with each other one of these days.

Maybe we will.

You still got our deal? We got a deal.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What deal?

Where the fuck does he get special treatment? See you in L.A., Marvin.

Now, watch your cigarettes with this guy, Jack.

What's going on?

Sorry, John. I got an hour and a half to get you back to L.A.

Thanks, Alonzo.

Bye. Bye.

Yeah, Moscow and Bill Burns.

Hello, Eddie.

Yeah? Where's Jerry?

Never mind Jerry. Where the hell are you, Jack?

Beds picked him up 20 minutes ago.

Yeah? What for?

What's the difference, man? I never trusted that guy anyway.

Well, where the hell are you? Where am I? I'm at the airport.

And guess who I'm with? I'm with the Duke.

You got him!

Oh, you got him, Jack! I love you! Yeah!

You want to say hello?

Yeah, put him on. Yeah, say hello.

Hello. Hello, you son of a bitch!

Gotcha, you son of a bitch! Yeah.

Now say goodbye, you lying little piece of shit, because I'm letting him go.

Jack!

Would have been a nice coffee shop.

Oh, jeez.

Oh.

I don't get it.

I did what I wanted to do, John. I got you to L.A. before midnight, so...

I don't know what to say. Don't say anything.

Knowing you, you'll make me want to put those back on you again.

Thanks. No, John, thank you. Thank you.

Something to remember our adventure by.

Jack.

This better be good.

This is good.

This is very good.

When I was making my getaway, I thought the FBI was closing in on me. Take it.

Take it.

I took some traveling money. Take it. Take it.

It's not a payoff. It's a gift.

They already let me go.

You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch.

I wish I had money.

I know you had money. I didn't know you had money.

How much is this?

Neighborhood of 300,000.

It's a... It's a... A very respectable neighborhood.

I don't know what to say, John.

Take care.

Take care.

See you in the next life.

See you in the next life.

You know what time it is?

25 to 12.

25 to 12.

I would have made it.

You wouldn't have change of a thousand, would you? What are you, a comedian?

Get out of here, you bum.

Looks like I'm walking.