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You know, there's an old Hindustani saying that the master can learn from

the dog just as the dog learns from the master.

Really? Harry Clive's real name is Howard Kane.

He's suspected of being one of the top society burglars on the mainland.

Why is it so hard for you to accept a simple warning?

Because you are implying that my judgment is no good.

I know when a man's in love with me.

Okay, put out an all-points bulletin on a bloodhound.

You want to get us in trouble or something? Announcing flight 14 from New

York and Los Angeles, now arriving at gate 8.

Aloha. Excuse me, ma'am. That wouldn't be a dog in there.

Who would keep a dog in a $300 bag?

May I look?

How dare you?

She's not real. She's stuffed.

Besides, what makes you think we were on this flight anyway?

As a matter of fact, I was just here meeting someone. Hope you enjoyed your

flight, Miss Conover.

Ma'am, we have a quarantine law here in Hawaii.

Arriving animals must be isolated here for four months.

Her youth will be gone in four months. Come on, Daphne.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. They're very strict about their

quarantine. They've never had a case of rabies on the islands.

Yeah, well, where's their sense of adventure?

Right. I know how you feel, Miss, uh... Conover.

Miss Conover, Harry Clyde. I know how you feel. They just took my dog off the

plane. I wouldn't have let them do it, but I checked first.

They have over a thousand animals in quarantine, and they treat them so well

that it's almost like a canine country club.

I bet they stage a luau for them every night.

Well, really, the kennels are clean, and they feed them very well, and you can

visit yours as often as you like.

Besides... You don't have to worry about taking care of them when you're busy.

Here on Honolulu, a young lady like yourself is obviously going to be very

busy. This is the final call for flight 190 for Los Angeles and Chicago.

Now ready for departure 8-9.

Aloha, Daphne.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir, I understand.

Yes, Governor, I understand that, Governor, but playing host and tour

guide to an heiress is a little out of my line. I'm not asking you to be a tour

guide, Steve. I'm just asking you to keep an eye on her.

Her mother, Harriet Conover, was one of my dearest friends.

Well, frankly, she spoiled the girl, but Tillis was the baby of the family.

Well, she doesn't look like a baby anymore.

Wait a minute. Haven't I read about some famous carnival jewels?

Yes, a matched pair of Burmese rubies worth a fortune.

Harriet bequeathed one to Dillis and one to Dillis' older sister, Laura.

Yeah, and one of them was stolen recently.

Right, Laura's, just a few weeks ago in San Francisco.

Now, if Dillis has brought the other ruby to the islands, you'd better have a

talk with her.

Governor, I've got to testify on that HPD lawsuit.

Just have a talk with her, Steve. Tell her to be careful.

Consider it a favor to me.

You'll find she's a very attractive, though headstrong young woman.

Yes, sir.

It's nonsense.

Nonsense.

Look, you are the law.

The law has my dog.

You give me back my dog... Then we'll talk about the ruby. Miss Conover, I'm

not here to make any trade-offs. Besides, the dog is not my department.

You're going to tell me that a great, big, 180-pound officer can't do

something about a little four-pound Yorkie? Ever hear of rabies?

Ever hear of fascism? Yeah. Unfortunately, we don't have either one

here.

Miss Conover, let's be serious for a moment. If those rubies you and your

sister inherited are worth a quarter of a million dollars each, then as a

matched pair, they're easily worth a million.

Now, a smart thief may come back for seconds.

If he does, you'll be the first person I scream at.

Save your voice.

Take a few precautions.

I have.

I'm not a fool, Mr. McGarrett. The ruby's in a safe place. I only wear it

when I'm dressed formally. And frankly, I don't expect a lot of that over here.

Slumming? No.

Retreating. I came over here to forget a very forgettable man.

All I expect to do is sunbathe, skin dive, and miss my dog.

You can always visit him.

Sure.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Of course. Thank you.

She's made a beautiful adjustment.

Obviously, she has a very healthy self-image, and her social skills are

extraordinary. I mean, she's already developed a meaningful relationship with

Dudley. Yes, I hope you're not letting it get too meaningful, Miss Finch.

Call me Eudora.

I like to think that they call me Eudora.

You know each other? Yes, we met at the airport.

He's so devoted.

He's been here every day to visit Dudley. Poor baby. Who knows? He's

probably the victim of a broken home. Mr. Clive?

Dudley. Good morning, Mr.

Clive. Miss Eudora.

Miss Conover. Hello.

Dudley. Dudley. Oh, Dudley.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Snack time. I don't like to tamper with their schedule, so if you'll excuse me.

Is she for real? Oh, she's sweet.

I suspect she thinks she's running a nursery, but she's sweet.

Well, how was your vacation?

Oh, quiet.

Restful. Not too restful, I hope.

Well, that all depends on your standards, Mr. Clive.

And how are you doing without Daphne?

You remembered her name.

I remembered her mistress, too.

Well, it seems that Dudley and Daphne have become fast friends.

Yeah, that it does.

You know, there's an old Hindustani saying that the master can learn from

the dog just as the dog learns from the master. Really?

And what does that sound like in Hindustani?

I don't know, but in English it sounds like, how would you like to have dinner

with me tonight?

Okay.

Morning,

Donald. Good morning, Steve.

Since when did you start reading the gossip?

Sometimes it pays. You catch up with familiar people. Who, for instance? The

governor's friend, Dillis Conover.

Who's the hot-tempered stranger who's been secretly squiring the heiress

Dillis Conover all over the islands the last few days?

Whoever he is, he threw a mean punch at our photographer for trying to take

their picture.

That man does seem to like his privacy. I wonder if he has something to hide.

Shall I check him out?

Yeah, you'd better, Donald. Especially since I promised the governor I would.

tomorrow is an anniversary.

What? It'll be a week since we met.

Ooh.

You are sentimental.

You bet I am.

I think we should celebrate.

How?

I don't know.

Let's get dressed up.

Make it a special evening.

Well, I really didn't bring over anything very dressy.

I'm sure you can think of something.

Excuse me.

Here you go, sir. Thank you.

Nothing unusual, Steve.

It's like any ordinary couple, except for the hours they keep.

Schedule getting to you, Dano? Well, racketeers certainly don't burn the

candle the way these two do.

Did Duke check out that car?

Yeah, it's a rental.

According to the agency, the man's name is Harry Clive. He gave a permanent

address in Bel Air, California, and a temporary one here in Honolulu. It's a

house he's renting out in the Kahala area.

Why don't you pick up the check he handled, take it to the lab tonight.

When they lift a few prints, have them put them on the wire to the bureau.

We can have a positive idea on Clive by morning.

Will do.

Thank you very much. Thank you, sir.

Maylou, you're just about to make a major contribution.

to law and order in Hawaii.

Hey, what about my tip?

I guess you'll have to call me at the office.

Steve? Yeah, Daniel, what do you got?

Here's a story on those prints we sent to the bureau.

Harry Clive's real name is Howard Kane.

He's suspected of being one of the top society burglars on the mainland.

Suspected? What do you mean? He never had a conviction.

They haven't been able to catch him with the goods.

You think he might be over here to try to match a pair of rubies?

Could be, Dono.

Could be.

Which puts this whole carnivore operation in a different light.

Let me see that.

Yeah.

Yes, Mr. McGarrett?

I want to get in touch with Captain Steve Mills, San Francisco Police

Department. See if he can come up with a mugshot of Howard Cain, also known as

Harry Clive. If so, I'd like him to show it to Dillis Conover's sister, Laura.

She may not be in the phone book, but he can find her in the social register.

Right away.

Come on, Dano. I've got an idea.

How straight do we play it, Steve?

What do you mean?

We tell Clive we know he's Howard Cain?

No, let's give him enough rope and see if he'll hang himself Doesn't deny

himself any luxuries, does he?

Well, if you're gonna play with the rich you gotta look rich

Maybe we should have phoned ahead for an appointment

pretty messy housekeeper Let's try the back

Looks like a twister went through this room.

Well, you've got to admit, it's a switch. Second story man gets ransacked.

Maybe Clive did it himself, practicing his craft.

May I help you?

Mr. Clive?

Yes.

McGarrett, Hawaii 5-0, my associate, Dan Williams.

You, uh, gentlemen seem a bit mature to be trainees.

Beg your pardon?

I mean, the search, if I were grading you on it, I might give you a Q-minus if

I felt charitable.

Mr. Clive, we didn't do it.

And I must admit, we usually hear that from the other side of the desk.

Do you really expect me to believe that you didn't do it?

Well, it'd certainly move things along.

All right, consider the move.

Now, would you like to tell me what you're doing here?

First, would you like to tell us what you're doing and why?

It's a little business, a little pleasure.

What kind of business?

I'm in imports.

What kind of pleasure?

Whatever I can find.

How long have you known Dillis Conover?

About a week. Why?

Well, from what we've heard, it's been a rather full week, huh?

She's a very attractive lady.

But you know the laws better than I. Is there a local ordinance against spending

time with an attractive lady?

Need I answer that?

You're certain that you have no idea who might have ransacked this room?

Hmm. No, not the faintest.

Well, when you find out... Oh, you'll be the first to know.

I don't think I'll hold my breath waiting for his call.

Want to put a tail on him?

No, not now. He'll be expecting it.

Uh, this is McGarrett. Patch me through to the 5-0 office, please.

You gonna tell Miss Conover about Kane?

No, not quite yet, Dano. You haven't met the lady.

If you're gonna tangle with her, you better have all the ammunition you can

muster.

5-0.

Yeah. Luana, did San Francisco PD get a mugshot of Howard Kane?

Yes, sir, and they're showing it to Miss Conover's sister.

Good. Give me Laura Conover's phone number in San Francisco. As soon as I

get back, I want to call her.

Miss Conover, are you telling me you haven't looked at the picture yet? Why

should I?

Why should I care if Dillis is mixed up again with some riffraff? Let it be a

lesson to her.

It could be a very expensive lesson, Miss Conover, for both of you. I'm not

just concerned about your sister. This may be an opportunity to recover your

Ruby. Well, I don't suppose there's any harm in taking a second look.

He does look rather familiar.

No. No, the man I'm thinking of was different.

Different? How?

He looked older.

He was bald, and he had a gray mustache.

Mustache might have been a fake.

I really didn't tweak it, Mr. McGarrett. I didn't assume that you had.

Where did you meet the man you just mentioned?

He came to my home for a meeting of the Civic Purity League.

I formed it, you know.

He came on his own.

The meetings are open to anyone.

Anyone, that is, who has an interest in improving the moral climate here in San

Francisco. If it was Kane, he must have leaped at that invitation. I don't

suppose you were wearing the ruby on that occasion.

Hardly. It was in the safe in the library.

When did you discover he was missing?

A few days later, when I came back from a weekend in the country.

Very well, Miss Conover. Thank you very much. By the way, is there anything you

would like me to tell your sister?

You can tell that super-silliest, sanctimonious, insidious, insensitive,

spoiled, silly slip of a simp that if the devil had her hindmost, I wouldn't

lift a finger.

She was the baby of the family, a condition that still lingers in her

soiled psyche, which is about the dankest place on the continent.

If I never see her again, I shall hold a celebration in my honor.

Have a good day, Miss Conover.

Boy.

I've seen more family affection in a cage full of starving pythons.

No wonder Dilys is so cool about her sisters losing the ruby. You know, there

may even be a better reason for her attitude, Dano. You think Dilys was in

on the heist?

She knew Cain before?

Who knows? She's such an obvious kook. She's harder to read than a wet

newspaper.

Come on, Dano. I want to check something.

Leaving? Oh!

But he's just gotten over his separation anxieties about you.

Now he'll have separation anxieties about me and them.

Oh, poor Dudley.

Itty-bitty storm-tossed baby.

Well, sometimes these things can't be helped.

There was an illness in the family.

Nothing rabid.

The two-legged family.

Oh, I see. I was, uh, hoping to leave Honolulu tomorrow, Miss Hedora. So

quickly? That could be traumatic for Dudley. I'll make it up to him.

Somehow.

How much are you going to tell Miss Conover?

I think I'll tell her that her friend, Mr.

Clive, may be dangerous.

That you know he's really Howard Kane?

No, if they are working together, that might be just enough to send them

underground. Now, wait for me, will you? Yeah.

Our manager, Miss Hughes, didn't tell me to expect a journalist, Mr. Armitage.

What kind of article are you writing?

Human interest.

You know, what the owners are like. That sort of thing.

Our dogs come from some of the finest families.

Daphne, the Yorkie, she belongs to an heiress. I can't reveal names, you

understand.

Oh, and the poodle?

Muhammad.

Muhammad, he belongs to a sheik.

Actually, the sheik was very unhappy about the quarantine.

He tried to buy the islands to get around it.

Poor Mohammed.

I wonder what kind of values he'll grow up with.

Oh, what about the man who was leaving as I came in?

Oh!

He belongs to Dudley.

Oh?

Yes. The gentleman is terribly devoted, but I think there's a stability problem.

What do you mean?

Well, poor Dudley only arrived a week ago, and his owner is going to take him

away tomorrow.

Poor baby.

So traumatic.

How dare you drag that dreary sister of mine into this?

How dare I? What does that mean?

It means I think you and Laura would make a lovely couple. Mr. and Mrs.

Clean. You could help her with that purity league of hers.

Enjoy practicing your backhand, homie? Why not?

Are you so different than any other man?

Let me get to the point, Miss Conover.

Your sister thinks that your friend, Mr.

Clive, may have been at her home in San Francisco a few days before her ruby was

stolen.

My sister would say anything to spoil my vacation.

You know, I think you would, too.

I'm not trying to spoil your vacation.

I just want it to be safe and pleasant.

Your concern overwhelms me. Why is it so hard for you to accept a simple warning?

Because you are implying that my judgment is no good.

I know when a man's in love with me.

I don't tell you how to catch crooks, McGarrett. I do not expect you to tell

me how to run my life.

Okay. Okay, this is my office phone number, just in case you should ever

need it. It would be a pleasure to hear from you.

Thank you.

Hello. Well, hello there. Is there something wrong?

No, hello.

Just checking. Are we still going to dress for this evening?

Of course.

Good.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Bye-bye.

I think you better leave, Mr. Amitai. Leave?

I checked with the manager, Miss Hughes. You are not a reporter. I don't know

what game you're playing.

Miss Finch, I have a confession to make.

Mr. Clive may be Dudley's legal owner, but I'm his natural owner.

Are you saying... I was young, foolish.

I had no one to turn to.

Are you saying you let Mr. Clive adopt Dudley?

You understand.

And I've...

I felt so alone until now.

If I could just hold him, nuzzle him just once.

I don't believe you, Mr. Armitage, and if you don't leave this instant, I'll...

You'll do what I tell you to do.

I'm not afraid of you, Mr.

Armitage. Furthermore, I intend to scream my head off, which will bring...

My dear lady, one sound out of you.

Well... You wouldn't.

I guess you would.

That's better.

Hey, here's what we're gonna do.

Shh.

It's all right, Moses.

Thank you.

Open the door.

Put the dog in. Let's go. Get in, Dudley.

Get in.

I never thought I'd say this, but I hope you bite him.

If you hurt him... I could have him back in an hour, if you behave.

You count to ten before you move from here.

One. Two, four, six, eight, ten!

HPD, this is Central.

Officer, this is Eudora Finch of the Animal Quarantine Station.

I want a report of kidnapping.

Uh, name and description of the victim, please.

His name is Dudley. He's male. He's three years old, sort of reddish-brown,

has big floppy ears.

Okay, that's, uh, Dudley, male, three years old, reddish-brown, big

floppy ears?

Yes. He weighs about 90 pounds, and his eyes are very sad.

Just what are we talking about, ma'am?

One of my charges, of course. A bloody...

I see.

And the culprit used a gun. He even threatened to shoot Dudley if I didn't

surrender to him.

Please, please, put your best men to work on this immediately.

Lady, let's start from the beginning.

Come on, boy.

A dog was stolen from animal quarantine, and it belonged to that guy you were

checking on, Harry Clive. I have a full report here if you want to hear it, but

I hope you're sitting down.

When they begin to begin, it brings back a night

of tropical splendor.

It brings back a south...

music so tender when they begin the beginning

you have anything against doors i told you tonight would be a special night

happy anniversary guess what just showed up on the police blotter mr clive's dog

was stolen his dog yes his bloodhound somebody sprung from the quarantine

kennel at gunpoint i think i've had this case dono

Why would anyone go to all that trouble to steal a mutt?

Well, maybe somebody was lonely.

Well, it must mean something, Steve.

Why?

Another call from the governor?

Oh, boy.

Doesn't it worry you to wear a ruby like this in public?

Well, I didn't want to embarrass you.

But it must be worth at least $20,000.

Even a bit more.

Come in.

You can put it right there.

Yes, sir.

So, where are we having dinner tonight?

At Michelle's. I got us a table by the water.

Moonlight will shine in your wine glass. Ah, you are romantic.

Are you waiting for something?

My tip.

I'll settle for the ruby.

I knew this hotel had help trouble.

There.

And I hope it causes you as much aggravation as it's caused me.

Thank you.

Now, you can do me one more favor.

Get me some towels. Lots of them.

By the way, Miss Conover, any funny stuff and your boyfriend here is going

to wind up with that head.

Understand? Yes, I understand.

This is a very critical moment of your life.

Is there any chance I could convince you that crime doesn't pay?

Then I call the police.

Oh, dear, I am in trouble. No, no, no. On the contrary, Miss Finch, you acted

with intelligence and courage. Can you describe him? Oh, well, he weighs about

100 pounds. He has brindle coloring and long ears. No, no, no. Not the dog, Miss

Finch. The man, Armitage.

Oh. Well, he had brown hair and freckles. Lots of freckles. Hey, watch

it.

Hey, I think I know whose dog this is.

Okay, girl.

Okay, honey. Destiny.

Armitage and the dog could be anywhere by now.

Donna, there has to be a reason someone would risk a felony rap to steal a dog.

Central calling Steve McGarrett. Central calling Steve McGarrett.

Yeah, McGarrett, go ahead.

Steve, HPD picked up the getaway truck.

From examination of the scene, it appears the hound made a clean getaway.

That'll cheer up your door.

How did they figure that one out?

Tracks were clean.

A man's footprints and paw prints leading away from the truck, but only a

man's prints coming back.

Okay, put out an all-points bulletin on a bloodhound. Yeah, and I don't want any

comment.

Can you give me a good description of the mutt?

He's a bloodhound, pal. He's tawny, long ears, you know. You know how bloodhounds

look. You've seen them all in those chain gang pictures, haven't you?

That's got to be Dudley.

Now, hold on a minute, Steve.

HPD. This is Delis Conover. I want to speak to Mr. McGarrett. Yeah, just a

minute, lady.

Someone trying to reach you, Steve. A Miss Conover.

Okay, patch her through.

McGarrett?

I suppose you know there is only one possible reason that I would be calling

you. Yes, something happened.

Right. Someone stole your ruby. Right.

Mr. Clive.

Wrong.

Uh, who did it?

Well, how should I know? He didn't sign my memory book.

Could you give me a description of the man, Miss Conover?

He had brown hair and freckles.

Lots of freckles.

Old freckle faces have a busy day.

How about his age?

Uh, I don't know, uh, 30.

Height? Uh, 5'10 1⁄2", 5'11". Weight?

165 pounds.

Uh, he said by the time I got through to you, oh, you'd never catch him.

Okay, Miss Conover, we'll get on it right away.

Should I check the airport?

Yeah, you better, Dano.

Steve?

Yeah, this is McGarrett again.

Yes, anything further?

I've got another APB. Suspect's name is Armitage.

Armitage? What kind of a dog is that, Steve?

It's not a dog this time.

Name?

Armitage.

Wait, this is shit. Wait, hold it.

Now,

what was that again?

I said you sure are cool for somebody who's just lost a precious ruby. Well,

confession. Freckles got himself a fake.

I thought you said... I know.

But I couldn't tell you I was wearing a fake, not on our anniversary.

It's tacky.

Besides, McGarrett made me so nervous about the jewel.

Well, thank heaven for McGarrett.

Well, he's not so smart.

He thought you were a thief.

Me? Yeah.

Dumb cop.

Yeah, dumb cop.

Come here.

Well, where is the real Ruby?

Close your eyes.

Don't peek.

Ta-da!

I would have never known the difference. Yeah, I know.

McGarrett thought, well, don't call.

Close your eyes.

What? Close your eyes. I've got something for you.

Okay.

Don't peek.

No.

Just a second. Okay.

Just so I can sleep tonight.

Why'd you steal that bloodhound?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Let me know if anything turns up, Chief. I'd appreciate that. Thank you.

Mr. McGarrett?

Mr. Armitage.

He was about to hop a flight to Hong Kong.

And he doesn't know what we're talking about.

He doesn't, huh?

He doesn't know much about rubies, either.

Short course, Mr. Armitage.

Nature doesn't make them this bright or this clean.

Even the best have what they call inclusions.

But this is a very good imitation.

Then that Daffy Dillis sent us all on a wild goose chase. Sit down.

Two charges of armed robbery...

transporting a person against her will, which is kidnapping, it'd be a shame to

spend the rest of your life in prison.

But a little friendly cooperation might help.

Okay.

I was a waiter for catering service in San Francisco.

I was working a meeting one night at Laura Conover's house.

I happened to spot Harry Clive alone in the library studying the safe.

And a few days later, when Laura Conover's ruby was stolen, you decided

Harry Clive was the man, huh?

I started watching him.

When he booked the same flight to Hawaii as Dillis Conover, you bought a ticket,

too.

I suppose you figured you could get your hands on at least one of the rubies and

make a deal with Clive, huh?

That's about it.

Not quite.

What about that dog?

What's this? Oh!

Oh! Oh, okay.

Okay. All right. All right. Oh, okay. All right, fella.

Okay, doggie. All right. Oh, okay.

Well, that's enough.

I like you. I like you, too.

Oh, dear, Mr. Clough.

Oh, dear. Oh, Miss Eudora. I told you yesterday that we might be leaving

today, didn't I?

That's just it.

You see, Dudley is... Brace yourself.

He's gone.

Gone? You see, Mr. Clive, he had a gun.

What are you talking about?

Keep the faith, Mr. Clive. Our people are looking for him. So is Hawaii Five

-O. Hawaii Five-O? A nice Mr. McGarrett and his friend were down here asking me

all sorts of questions.

Oh. Keep the faith.

Oh.

Whoever put this layer on the dog's neck?

Almost obstructed justice dial.

The collar?

Yeah.

Hand me that for me.

Now, if this is the fake one, look at this.

Couldn't that be the real one?

The one Harry Clive stole from Laura Conover in San Francisco.

The problem law enforcement has had with Mr. Clive is that they've never been

able to catch him with the loop.

Boy, it sure looks real to me.

This could be the most expensive dog collar in the world.

Five-O.

Andy McGarrett.

Hold on a minute.

Steve? It's Dillis the Dilly.

Sounds like she just woke up.

Hello?

McGarrett, so help me. If you tell me I told you so... What's wrong?

Wrong? Harry Clive is a no-good, dirty, lousy...

Thank you. Thank you for the apology, Miss Conover.

Not a lady.

Where do you think you're going with that dog?

Our animal quarantine superintendent, Miss Hughes.

That dog is A-W-O-L, McGarrett. He should have been taken back to

quarantine the moment he was found. I'm sorry, Miss Hughes, but there are

special circumstances in this case. Rules are rules.

There are no special circumstances.

Not on my turf.

I need this dog to complete a criminal case.

Do I have to read the revised Hawaii statutes relating to animals? Now I'll

take that, please. No, you won't.

Mr. McGarrett, you have broken the law once already. That dog goes back into

quarantine. If I... Oh, I may make a suggestion, Miss Hughes.

How could you?

Don't just take the dog.

Now, listen, Miss Fitch. I don't care whether this man happens to be a

policeman or not. He is not going to come in here and take over my authority.

Now, you can take that, and you can show that to him, and you can stuff it, and

that's that.

No, stay.

Wait a second. Stay. Come here.

Come here. Come here, Dudley.

Sit. Sit.

Stay.

Stay.

Stay.

Eudora, will you please come and make him obey?

Of course, Steve.

Now, Dudley, come on, come on, come on.

You get back where you were, like my good little boy.

She's something special.

Yeah, she sure is.

Sit. Good boy.

Now, this could prove dangerous, Eudora, so be careful.

Steve, until Dudley is returned to quarantine.

He's in my charge, no matter what the danger to me.

I don't know how you found me,

but I am certainly glad you did.

Dudley, you have just earned us half a million dollars by bringing this back

home. I don't think so, Mr. Kane.

You're not going to have a chance to fence that stone.

You're under arrest.

Book him down.

Come on, Dudley.

Hey, Dudley, come. No, no, this way. Dudley, come on.

I think we should have HPD cover that Kali'i affair down.

Can we come in? Oh, of course.

Good morning, ladies.

Recovered from your nap the other night?

Actually, that's the most restful time I've had on this vacation.

I just wanted to thank you for looking after me.

You did a wonderful job.

Oh, don't thank me. Thank the governor for assigning me to this case.

Well, I guess this is aloha.

My four-legged friends and I are flying home this afternoon.

Friends? Is that plural?

My little Yorkie was just miserable without him, so with Eudora's help, and

the help of my boss, Miss Hughes, we arranged for Dillis to adopt Dudley, at

least while his master's in jail.

I'm glad you're here, Miss Finch. I have something for you.

On behalf of the state of Hawaii and Hawaii Five-0, may I present this

certificate of merit for outstanding achievement.

And cooperation.

For me? For you.

Oh.

Thank you, Mr. McGarrett.

I shall cherish it.

Oh. I have something for you, too, Mr. McGarrett. Oh, I'm sorry. We're not

permitted to accept gifts.

You have to accept this one.

What is it? A summons?

Yeah, it is.

It says that I broke Regulation 105 of the Animal Quarantine Code, removing

animal from quarantine station without permission, unquote.

Miss Finch, I did not remove the animal.

But you had Dudley in your possession, and you did not return him.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, Mr. McGabrit.

Miss Finch, surely in this case there are extenuating circumstances. But

surely, Miss Finch, you could... Now you're tampering, Mr. Williams.

Miss Finch, you're absolutely right.

Book me, Danno.