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For me, it's tacos.

Nah, if I was talking about dick, this guy would answer. But, you know, girls,

definitely something. I said, what's your favorite dick? Peter would have

been like, oh, me, I took seven and a half.

Yeah,

just make it right here.

Oh, shit, look at that fucking... Oh.

Hey.

Hey Did you just eat at that Mexican place?

Excuse me ma'am. Excuse me. I got Miss I'm not trying to hurt you ma'am Excuse

me. Yeah. No, I look I'm not Hey Hang on. Hang on.

Listen go go up go up, please Okay, please Look, I'll give you a hundred

bucks. Look. I know you don't know me. I'm trying to get to know you

Miss Jesus, you're very you're not polite As you can see I'm filming this

listen. We just need feedback on the restaurant. Please I have evidence that

you're not polite Give me five seconds of your time Just five seconds

What do you want me to scream at you? Can you like just a little closer?

I'm not gonna hurt you like I don't know what you're like worried about I have a

camera like I'm This is for a tube channel. I have a famous tube channel

that I have a lot of subscribers.

And we're just really kind of looking and driving around and trying to find

someone to join our team.

I know it's a little weird. We're in a van. But I could explain everything if

you give me five minutes. I could explain everything.

But can you give me five minutes?

I can give you $100 for the interview.

What do you say? Hunter, you want to make $100?

Like I'm not I'm not trying to look I know that your time is valuable And

that's why I'm kind of giving you a hundred bucks because I know your time

is valuable No, I'm not lying It's you know

pranks crazy stunts Okay, I know that what it sounds like no I mean we

need it look nothing But guys right so a lot of the pranks always have to do with

guys or shit like that like we're we need a female Presence we need we need

some female presence

Do you have a job?

Would you like to hear how much money you can make?

Do you want to even hear what the job entails?

It does pay well.

Five minutes. Take the $100 and give me five minutes, please.

Is it real?

Look, your mama taught you well. Yes, you ask a lot of questions and you're

very... Now come...

Good. Now, do you mind, though? Because I don't want to scream at you.

Okay. Do you mind if you just stand here really quick, please?

Like, right... Can you just, like, right here, please?

Wow, you're really... Are you shy?

Or are you just really... It's just weird. I don't know you.

Okay, but I'm not... I can't jump out of my window and grab you. Like, I'm not...

I'm going to start your five minutes.

Oh, Jesus.

No.

No.

I do

makeup.

I really do.

I mean, that could be very useful in our line of work. We do a lot of filming and

we do hire makeup artists.

So are you looking for makeup work?

Do you have a card?

Not necessarily for channels.

Well, it's the same thing. It's filming.

I mean, what do you do makeup for? Do you do makeup for just personal? I mean,

for like events and models and stuff?

Well, they go hand in hand. We need makeup for filming, you know?

the girls and stuff like that and sometimes we hire extras and stuff.

Do you have a card?

Do you have a card?

Whatever your rate is. I don't know what your rate is. What do you charge per

girl?

Usually about $200.

That's fine.

No problem. We pay cash.

We have a lot of subscribers.

We have to put out content like every week.

So it's a big deal.

So you don't currently work. What do you what do you?

Okay,

okay good. That's really how are you getting your work right now? What do you

how do you find it? What do you?

Awesome awesome, okay,

um I mean we have some things next week, right?

I got some things next season we'd like to book you on. Have you ever done any,

like, have you ever been behind the camera? Have you ever done any acting in

school or anything like that?

Do you have a sense of humor?

I'm pretty funny if I know you, but... Jesus Christ.

That's actually funny.

Alright, so you said you're funny, huh?

You know for sure.

So you've been told you're funny.

So how old are you, actually?

I'm 19.

You're 19?

Okay.

Do you live by yourself?

You do?

Yes. Okay. So you have your own place?

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

So you support yourself through this or do you have something else? You have

another source of income?

I just do makeup and hair for right now.

Okay. And I guess you do have some clients, I guess?

Yeah.

Okay. Wow, you're really tough.

You're a tough little nut.

So where are you headed right now?

I'm actually headed home.

Do you want to talk about can we actually book you?

If you guys are serious?

Yeah, can we actually book you? Can we exchange numbers? Do you have a card?

Jesus, you're counting.

I'll give you another hundred for another five. How's that?

Are you serious?

Yeah, yeah, I'll give you another hundred bucks for another five minutes.

I feel really rushed.

I'm like, I have a bunch of things to ask you, but I'm getting, I'm like, you

know what I mean?

But you got to get closer to me. I don't mind. I don't want to scream at you.

Why do you go there? Can I have you right here, please?

In front of the camera.

yeah yeah so all your people can see me well i mean i'm gonna ask you i mean

this i am interviewing i am filming the interview yes so i could look at it

later we're gonna have other people but i wanna you know this is a good way to

see your presence on camera how do you look you know stuff like that um but yes

i can't show anyone this without your permission so you know um But it is with

audio and stuff like that is it important to have you close to the

camera? I hear a lot of ambient noise out there It's very windy out there. So

that's why I'm trying to get you closer. So as far as pranks, did you watch any

tube channels?

TV shows have you ever seen there's some crazy TV shows that do this like like

crazy doing crazy shit for money and stuff like that Crazy, right?

What's the craziest thing you've done for money?

Probably this is not crazy though, so what is the craziest thing you've seen

someone else do for money?

Yeah,

they'd have you do stupid weird things.

What's what's your um?

What's your uh?

What's your fears? What would you have a hard time doing are you claustrophobic?

Are you scared of heights?

You say bats Oh rats rats bats You

saw you couldn't saw it Would you think you'd be able to do something with

a with a rat? No, no, no like you know how they tied people down And they put

rats all over you know at all even if they like $1,000

In front of a rat for a thousand, that's about all you could do. Would you touch

a rat?

No. No?

Really scared of rats?

Sometimes they do the eating stuff. What would disgust you from eating?

Could you eat a bug?

Yeah.

You could?

What's your nationality? Not alive.

What's your nationality? I'm Hispanic.

Hispanic? Yes.

What do they eat in South America? They eat a...

Crickets can eat crickets. Rice and beans.

No, man.

Like, I know they eat rice and beans.

But, um, don't they eat, like, tarantulas?

Fried spiders?

No. No, I don't. Bugs are a great profile.

Well, they got the regular crickets, and then they got the chocolate covered

crickets. I eat crickets. You've eaten crickets?

What the fuck? There's been, like, crickets pizza.

What? Cricket pizza? Are you kidding? Oh, yeah.

No, you're kidding, right?

It's crunchy, yeah.

Wow, and you say it like you actually did you like it?

Wow,

it's amazing.

Do you drive or are you wait? Are you taking a ride?

Do you have a lot of friends you're hard to get to know I bet you

have very limited friends You know a lot of friends Okay

So You ever you ever seen people do like like like nudity stuff for money like

streak across like town for money or Like in a soccer game

they streak across, you know, they jump on the field naked and they run Would

you do anything like that for money?

well because like like it's another way it's another prank that we do we've paid

people so just wondering if we like he's done it we've made him to do some crazy

shit like a really busy restaurant and then we just like film it and then he

just runs across the restaurant butt naked with his little ding-a-ling

hanging around it's funny gets a lot of views I mean we blur the the on video we

blur the the nudity parts. I mean obviously everyone at the restaurant

sees it.

You wouldn't be... No.

I'd be mad actually if someone in a restaurant came naked.

You'd be mad?

Yeah.

What really gets you going? Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

That doesn't surprise me.

Does not surprise me that you're single.

You're a little tough.

You're a little tough cookie. Don't mind my friend. He's just kind of mean. He's

a weirdo. Yeah.

Why am I a weirdo? What the fuck? What did I do?

This is pretty weird.

This is what we do. This is how we work. Open the vent. Do you guys usually do

this? This is how we do our brainstorming in here.

We just do our brainstorming in here. That's pretty filthy to me.

Filthy? It's not filthy. What the fuck?

That's a harsh judgment.

She's so mean. Why are you so mean to me? What did I do to you?

We don't even know each other. I've given you $200 already and only asked

you questions.

I've only asked you questions and you're like, it's like, it's like, what did I

do to you?

Hold up on me like this.

Okay, all I want to know is will you show titties for money?

No. No?

That's what I thought you would say.

That's what I thought you'd say. I should really just drive away from you,

really. You should.

Yeah, I thought you should.

But, since we know how things go around here, I do have a lot of money, though.

And you seem like a challenge.

500 bucks?

For what?

It's a flash.

No? Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Well, you say you didn't have a boyfriend.

It doesn't even matter. You can't be a virgin. I mean, I probably wouldn't...

Probably wouldn't be surprised if you're a virgin also, but I doubt it. I'm not a

virgin. Okay. I figured someone had to fuck you.

Alright,

how about 600?

Well, actually, I only went from 5 to 1. 6?

750.

750.

$750? $750.

Can you boys count that out for me, please?

Count out $750, please.

So that's about $950.

That's $246. That's almost about five girls you'd have to do.

How long does it take you to do makeup?

About an hour.

So you make about $200 an hour, so that's still about five hours of time

that you would make in five seconds.

This rounded off to 8 800 cuz I ain't got 50s Do

you want to feel what 800 fills in in your hand do you want to hold it

That's what she said

So

800 bucks

I like how she comes closer for that, doesn't she? Yeah, real close. Ah, she

comes closer for that. Yeah, I don't, yeah.

She's finally smiling too, right?

Look at those beautiful teeth.

Well, I'm not going to flash you guys here. No, of course not.

Come inside.

You can have it.

Why don't you take it first?

Take it. Let me take it. I'm going to let you take it this time.

Why do you keep going over there? Can I have you here, please?

So what do you say I

Mean how long is it gonna take just you can just flash right now

You sure you can come real close to the van if you want I

mean you can put your back to that

We can open up a door right here.

I mean, I'm just saying.

Or you could get in the van.

Let her look in the van for a second. Just look inside, please.

There's no fucking, like...

I'm

asking a grown adult.

if she wants to make 750 dollars to just yes splash some titties that's probably

the only perv part about it but hey it makes for uh makes for good video what

can i say all right i didn't say what kind of content we put out well

we put out all kinds of content so what do you say

yeah i mean i'll watch my titties

Okay. That's all.

Sounds good.

Don't worry.

I'm sure. You just pull it down.

Yeah, I can't pull it down. Holy shit.

Damn. I'm lactating, so no comes out.

Excuse me? What? Are you pregnant?

No.

Have you had kids?

No.

The fuck? That's your body telling you you need to have kids?

No.

Since you barely got off milk. There's still milk coming out your titties. I

want some milk.

You want some milk? I want some milk.

Does it have high protein?

I'm not sure.

Does it squirt out?

Yeah. Can you squirt him in the face?

Can you really?

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you squirt him in his face. That is wild.

Oh, she said wild.

Wait,

I gotta take my shirt off. I don't want to get my shirt dirty.

This is crazy.

Yo, can you really know?

Okay, get cold you gotta get closer asshole ready

oh You

gotta get closer actually it did

it Wow that's crazy

That is amazing. Oh, it's dripping.

That is crazy.

Holy fuck. That's wild.

Secret weapon.

Best 750 we've ever spent.

I told you that one.

That was great.

Where's your car parked?

Down the street, over here.

We need to drive because the AC and the alternator.

The car turns off and then we have to... Jesus,

you're so mean.

You're so mean. Here, let's sit back, talk to me for a second.

What else are you willing to do for money?

It would depend on how much we're talking about.

Ah, good answer.

So, you said you're not a virgin.

No, I'm 19.

What does that mean?

You mean 19-year-old virgins?

Uh, he didn't lose his virginity until he was 19.

Oh.

Loser. Loser.

But anyways, what else would you do for money?

Can we talk with your tits out, by the way?

I mean, we kind of paid for it.

I mean, you're on a thousand right now.

What a nice tit.

I gotta say, once your titties were out and the fact that you were willing to

squirt tit milk on this guy, you know. You made my Friday.

Kind of tells me you do some more, you know, it's always the quiet ones.

Squirt milk? I bet you're freaky in bed.

I bet you're super freaky in bed.

With my boyfriends.

You probably eat ass and everything.

You didn't say no.

Do you? You eat ass?

Once. Only one time. Once. But I bet you it turned you on, didn't it?

I was drunk.

Hey, I bet you it turned you on.

You little freaky ass.

I was drunk.

I was drunk.

I don't recommend.

Do you stick fingers in guys' buttholes? No. I think that's a little... Do you

like fingers in your butthole?

No. Oh, in mine?

Depends. Do you like being slapped and choked?

Depends.

Little freaky ass.

Have you ever had sex in like random places?

Does that turn you on?

I've had sex at a church.

I knew it!

She's a freak!

Where at?

It was a Mormon church.

Ah, that's awesome.

Like in the back somewhere I guess or something?

Yeah, it was like in the back. Oh, wow.

And you didn't like instantly burst into flames?

No. Oh, so God was sleeping that day.

Slept on it.

Anyways, so your titties are out.

So are you on this rebellion stage then? Are you like out just saying fuck the

world type shit?

Because were you suppressed for so many years?

Were you suppressed? Yeah,

because you were suppressed for so many years.

Listen you know to be hot you know to be really fucking hot if you got dicked

down by him right now. Oh That would be fun. I would tell that church. I would

really yeah that really kind of shove it up the church's ass Hey you fucked

in church look at how she smiles.

You're a little freak Why wouldn't you let's talk about it? Why wouldn't you?

Okay,

but why not?

what would stop what what's stopping you tell me your first thoughts what's

stopping you okay cool okay okay let's let's address those look my name is

Peter Peter green nice to meet you there you go all right and he's been straight

now for a couple months

I'm not.

No, he's been having sex for a lot of years. He likes long walks on the beach.

He lives at the gym. He lives at the gym. What's your favorite color?

Blue. And he does require his women to cook him breakfast at wee early in the

morning and make sure his dinner is on the table when he gets home.

it's that cuban machismo thing you know that it's just i get hungry and then i

get hangry you know yeah no yeah other than that he's good yeah yeah for sure

he's probably a little baby baby yeah a little mama's boy mama yeah which she

still comes over and like babes him i wish she doesn't so listen so

okay now you know him and then as far as the filming okay the filming I can't

show anybody this without your permission.

Absolutely not. That's totally against the law.

So, like, you can totally, like, sue me, take all my money.

Yeah.

So... So... Anything else?

You can make lots of money.

How much? It's not illegal.

How much are we talking?

Maybe another $1,500?

Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah?

Yeah. $2,500?

You'd be interested fucking 2,500 total because you already have that thousand

so then another 500 another 1,500 2,500 total you walk out of here as long as

he's clean and everything. Oh, yeah for sure He's got a note from his mom and

everything yeah Yeah, he's gonna know from this and I had broccoli and sweet

potato for breakfast.

I'm healthy and he's actually

Been having that for breakfast for the last fucking two years, so I wouldn't

doubt if his actual If it's if he actually sweats broccoli and sweet

potato and sweet potato You totally interested

like He's totally interested can we start with him just like grabbing it

grabbing a titty

Maybe you're not so bad once you kind of let that wall down you maybe you're not

so bad Look at it's always money.

It's always about the money. Maybe she'll feel better with girls only care

about the money It's just and you're Hispanic, so I guess you can't help

yourself. It's bred into you since birth You come out with like thinking about

dollar signs, right? Yeah Yeah Yeah,

what?

She says she's good You can slip that in your boot like a streetwalker. Yep I

guess streetwalker would do. Are we good? Are we green light?

This is a green light, right? This is good?

You got to know him? Yeah.

She's probably gonna be a little freak, watch.

She's gonna be like, yeah, now fuck me.

Do you guys always do this?

Uh, no.

And girls don't always squirt milk at us. Yes.

Oh, man.

Now, usually he does this with men, so.

Yeah, I can tell. This is a little new for me. This is a little new for me. But

you won me with the milk squirting thing. You know, I think I'm going to

try girls from now.

I've never been with a gay guy, this is gonna be the first, though.

Thank God I'm somebody's first.

Or spy, whatever, you know who wants to say it. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, you gotta help her with the boots.

Very nice, gentlemen.

See?

Not so bad.

Can't believe we're here.

Can't believe we got this far with you.

You were pretty hardcore in the beginning.

Y'all, I don't know if you text anyone, but... Yeah.

Yeah. 30 minutes is up.

Paul called on me. Can you let them know that you're okay?

Yeah.

Nice little pussy.

Oh man, that's a nice little pussy.

It's all shaved.

I feel so awkward.

As long as you're enjoying it, that's all that matters.

Yeah. Sit back and enjoy it.

Pretend you're in Mormon church.

Should I?

Yeah, you do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Get that beautiful,

beautiful hair of yours.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Suckin' that fuckin' wet mouth, baby fuck. Oh my god.

That's so fuckin' good.

Suckin' that dick ass up, baby.

Can I hold that for a second?

Yeah?

Take those clothes off.

Yeah. Your glasses, huh?

Yeah, that's where they fell off when I was looking dick.

Take them off.

Oh, I think we should sit on this thing.

Please?

Hold that shot.

Hold it right there, okay?

Hold it right there.

I don't see that pussy barely fit in that sole pussy barely

fit in that other

Look at that dick go inside you

My bug in there baby.

Come here taste this pussy off this dick

You see that sexy ass tongue you got?

With that tongue and all that, they kind of shook it.

Shook it.

Drank it off into my mouth.

We fucked all up into your pussy

Oh my god! Oh my god!

You little pussy baby.

ummmmm

Hold on, grab that thing.

Grab that thing like this.

Oh my god.

Yeah, just like that.

Let's see.

Oh, baby.

Let's see.

little freak I knew it whoa she's flicking it

careful with that let's help her out with yeah yeah that's

the thing with the thing

All right.

Yo,

you're crazy, girl. What's up with you?

You're a little wild one, right? Oh, money talks.

That's awesome.

Wow, that was great.

That's fucking awesome. That was fucking great.

Damn.

I'm speechless.

We did it, huh?

Put your clothes on. Fuck, where are we?

We kind of drove around a little bit. Hope you don't mind.

We're making our way back to your car.

Let's get her money together.

Fuck, what do I owe you? $2,500?

Yeah. $2,500, right?

That's a great fucking payday for you, right? Yeah, I could really use the

money, yeah.

A lot of fucking girls if you had to fucking do the makeup.

Let's see let me just count this out 1 2

3 4

25

Oh

man that was something

That was something.

You know, I hope you don't mind.

I can't exactly take you all the way to your car.

Do you mind just like catching a ride, maybe Uber or something like that?

I'm going to have to drop you off right here. I really apologize.

I just realized I had something to do, somewhere to go. Yeah, we're pretty much

late to the meeting.

We have a couple more interviews and stuff like that. Oh.

$2,500, that was good.

But we need to, we should take your number down so we can, for the makeup.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, because we got some makeup gigs for you.

So, you know, yeah. I'll help you with some other, you know, we'll get it. So

you know the payday?

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

What are you going to do with this money? Like, what's this money going to

go to?

Um, I don't know. I'm probably going to save it, you know, just in case I'm

every week. Yeah. Saving is always good.

Saving is good. Yeah.

Fuck how far away are we are you just you even know I don't know if you know

your way around We're kind of like maybe 10 miles 50 miles You have like you have

like the you like uber on your phone So just call you know just do it from the

app. Maybe get a ride from the app and Your glasses are right there

Yeah, you know we'll wait for your here. Let me get our money shut the door

Locked It here

it is You want to count it you should count it count it So you count out loud

one two?

Three okay four five keep counting yeah, I suck at counting Want me to count it

for you? No, but you should keep counting. I mean, come on, you can count

to 25, right? Yeah, I can.

All right, count it. One.

All right, my nose.

Two, three.

You really do suck at counting.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Nope. Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,

eighteen, nineteen, twenty-five.

Well, there's...

Damn, she really does suck at it. I mean, I think she trusts us, which is

good. Well, there's more than 25 there. That's why I'm trying to get you to

count it.

Because there's really more than 25 there.

Okay,

wait, guys, my notes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14,

15, 16, 17, 18, 19...

24, 25, 26, 27.

27? Yeah.

There's more. I meant to give you more.

How much is that more?

27, 28.

28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

33? Oh, here's more.

34, 35, 36. You know why I'm giving you all that? Why?

Not because you're amazing and stuff like that.

I'm giving that to you because...

In the beginning, you kind of had like a real bad attitude with me. You know, a

real shitty attitude. And, you know, we weren't vibing.

And, you know, I just wanted you to make you feel like good for a second.

So then I could tell you that all that's fake and we're going to leave you here.

Bye-bye.

Your stank ass attitude.

He's stupid. I wanted her to feel all happy and then...

And then bring her back to reality. She thought she was getting a raise. Bring

her back to reality. She thought she was getting a raise, bro.

Yeah. Oh, man. We don't love them hoes.

Nope. We don't love them hoes. Fucking hoes. What a fucking hoe.

That's what happens, guys. Hey, when they act all tough in the beginning.

Stop treating people bad.

Hey, when they act all tough in the beginning.

Yeah. It's just plain hard to get.

Bang, bro.